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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

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Thinking about the subjectivity of art and how what someone sees in art can tell you a lot about them and their past, maybe.

Because it took someone actually telling me to realize Hozier's Take Me To Church was a song about forbidden lovers being ostracized and riddled with Catholic guilt and having beautiful, kinky, reverent sex about it.

I originally interpreted it as a bitter break-up song about someone who was deeply mentally ill being manipulated into putting an abusive partner on a pedestal akin to a deity. It ALWAYS felt deeply sarcastic to me.

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how to kill your boyfriend in two steps

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i could never run a strider blog full time i got one weird ask and i had to just stare at the monitor for a bit

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#motherfucker #thank you oh my god #i had a 100f special planned but aight #always happy to stall drawing all that

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it’s because you’re always in that damn narrative

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Wait. Wait a minute, give me a minute, I just need. Give me a minute, I'm having a breakdown w--

Thank you so much for all the attention! Seriously, I was flabbergasted at 50. This is amazing. 🙏 Y'all, I am not READY to bust out this 100f loredrop, I'm. I have a million things going on. This all happened so fast. Maybe I'll push it to 150? Waughhhh !

#ask dirk strider #ooc post #dirk homestuck #homestuck ask blog #help??

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DIRK: Alright. Announcement time.

DIRK: There's something the Author of this blog hasn't been entirely honest with you about.

DIRK: Are you ready to own up to your mistakes?

DIRK: Go on. Show them.

DIRK: That's right. Not only have I been draw missing some key features, but in the wrong goddamned colors.

DIRK: From now on, I should be mostly on-model. As such, without further ado, here is my honest-to-god updated design:

DIRK: Fucking Christ, was it really that difficult?

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why are you do are is have gay? Are is ga? You?

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:•)

DIRK: How fucking dare you.

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NR: 7o, rad chainss. where'd 7ou get em?

( @ask-needleraygun )

DIRK: ...

DIRK: Spencer's.

DIRK: But no, to be entirely honest?

DIRK: I have narrative-bending powers. I made them, sort of.

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Also for someone who claims to hide their dweebiness under layers of irony you sure do manage to give the distinct vibe of those hodegpodge chain and roses and dark heart symbols users with helvetica font names. The really gaudy ones. Let me just visualise that for you

🖤⛓️🥀 Dirk 💔⛓️🖤

Would you like a side of my chemical romance with that sir?

DIRK: I believe I've made it clear in previous posts that I'm aware of the distinct emo-ness of my outfit. I don't care. It's kickass.

DIRK: And it's bold of you to assume, especially since you're claiming to know me, that any degree of sincerity isn't also a layer of the irony. I have more layers than you could ever dream, bro. I am Onion Incarnate.

DIRK: Thanks for the blog's new displayname, by the way. It looks amazing.

DIRK: To sum it up:

DIRK: HATERZ AND PREPZ BACK OFF!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!1!1

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What is your favorite organ

DIRK: Pipe.

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so sorry you got babygirlified :^( i hope some welch's family farmer owned mixed fruit fruit snacks ease the pain

DIRK: Thank you, I might begin to heal to heal now.

DIRK: Bless you, my soul is saved. 🙏💫😇

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let's say, hypothetically, you were caramelldansen, moving your hips singing lalala. Maybe you were even dancing to the beat waving your hands together come feel the heat forever and forever

DIRK: Who's being hypothetical?

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SHUT UPPPPP NO WAY ARTIST I REALLY LIKE PROMOTING MY BLOG?? HELP

THE WAY MY ENTIRE BODY LOCKED UP WHEN I SAW THIS LITERALLY DO NOT EVEN APOLOGIZE

Everyone wave and say, "Thanks, turnstech." :D

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DIRK: Nice.

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