#even funnier if the scenario is like

[troonwolf]

they should do another expansion where the commander dies but this time they stay dead long enough (for w/e lore reason idc) that in the middle of this huge dramatic and very expensive cross-cultural funeral, they just kick off the coffin lid and stumble out in front of the 20 mile long funeral procession and are like “I’M FINE. I’M FINE. WHERE’S TH- wait what the FUCK is happening???”

#don't ask me why their body isn't in a state of detoriation #they used Magic Death Powers to overcome decomposition once they can do it again and for longer #guild wars 2 #gw2 #even funnier if the scenario is like #you give your life to save the world #but since yu're dead #you don't realise it's saved #and you're frantically trying to get back #but the player audience is aware the world is saved and this funeral thing is gonna happen #so it's just this big comedic epilogue for no reason #well not for totally no reason #I want to see everyone crying about you I think it'd be funny #and the commander is just like #this is really embarrassing actually don't do this when I actually die #[sylvari commander voice] just bury me in the grove to be re-absorbed by the dream #like a normal person #taimi: I was actually going to steal your corpse afterwards and see if I could play god to overcome death #taimi: I might still do that when this happens again :/ #braham gets a tattoo that somehow symbolises you btw #prob in a very visible area #and now he has to live with that for the rest of your life #sorry for calling it a DLC instead of an expansion my brain farted

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID in ALT] I've made posts before about Talia/Dick co-parenting Damian moments (will never happen but let me dream) and this came to me in a vision. Took me ages to finish for some reason 😭 and then even longer to post

#dc comics #dc #damian wayne #dick grayson #talia al ghul #batfamily #dc robin #nightwing #anyway. yes im a self-indulgent ''dick as damians secret third parent'' truther #like i DO think it's way more complex and nuanced than the schmoopy affectionate fan portrayal of it #they're brothers they're father and son they're partners they're the dynamic duo except only in past tense etc etc #but consider! I'm not immune to schmoopy affection in fanworks. it compells me despite itself #anyway it's technically not that crazy when it comes to dick and damian. they hug! often! at least they did #it's not as big a leap to these types of scenarios #also talia ''somewhat absent for complex reasons on both her and damians part but very loving and loved by her son'' al ghul #you will always be famous to me #son of the demon origin...bwahhh #anyway. someone made a comic kind of like this/like a post i made abt this topic #but way funnier bc dick and talia starting trying to beat each other up #so go look at that as well #anyway. it's been a somewhat difficult few weeks so I'm. desperately trying to take it easy #i got some reading with me (first vol of kevin smiths GA run that i found second hand and jaimes BB run vol 2!) #so we'll see how far i get through those. considering there's demons in my head telling me to re-read things (LET ME OUT!!!) #when i finish GA and BB i do plan on rereading robin 2021. as a treat to myself #it's a run I've really warmed up to as time went on #I'm keeping up w/ the current b&r run even though it is. admittedly very slow w/ some weird dialogue #i read it for the damian content more than anything. also nikas back so that's neat :] #idk I have a feeling that after absolute power shakes out we might get some more creative team switch ups #so if anyone at dc is interested in taking over the reigns on b&r...that could be very neat #mine

[loumands]

#this is why i'm opposed to loumand bed death scenario #i think them continuing to fuck like crazy even when louis is more depressed than ever is much funnier #mal watches iwtv #keanu.txt

[hiphopcherrrypop]

55! My lucky number

lalalalala i like u!

this one uhmmmm.. halloween even tho it's december josuyasu 👍

except i realized too late that i was thinking of lovey dovey mv LOL.. but whatever they can be roly poly too i guess

#SRY IT TOOK SO LONG LOL #been waitingggg for time to draw them for this but then i got distracted and drew them in totally different scenario the other day OOPS! #but yea i combined the mvs in my head or something #bc i was like 'yes disco and crazy noisy bizarre town is. kind of disco maybe' #and the halloween art by kohei ashiya for the zombie part!!! #obsessed with that art likke omg couples costume..... wow...... #but no the zombies are supposed to be at the club not at the disco #struggling like crazy to draw them in these outfits for some reason i give up 😞😞 #lyrics i dont think fit them much even i was mostly thinking mv #except i wasnt even thinking of the right one so 😭😭... #i think the one part that fits is the part like 'idk what to do! im going crazy i cant lose u' #bc that is what happened when okuyasu died for a little! #him telling a like 10yr old to STFU would be funnier to me if i wasnt busy punching the walls #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba fanart #josuyasu #okuyasu nijimura #josuke higashikata

[unexpectedbrickattack]

wait does... does this mean that drunk peppino can say ily to pepperman as well? 🥺 i mean I'M STILL NOT SURE BUT... dear gods, that would be so sweet......

If pepperman was nearby at any time peppino got drunk then yes absolutely. Pepperman is weird and a bit of a freak (affectionate) but NICE (to him at least) and peppino will always remember nice people saying nice things about him 😊

#answered #chattin #/// #//// #///// #peppino #pepperman #alcohol #drinking #mind u he doesnt go out for drinks often #and he doesnt really get drunk; not bc he has any restraint but bc he just has a good tolerance for liquor #i think pepperman would be so excited hes like yes! my muse! we are bonding! #to be so relaxed and content in my presence makes me so giddy :)! i am a comfort! #and peppino is just nodding; happy and humming #i cant imagine what scenario would have peppino drinking in his presence #i was working on a small little silly comic of peppino being invited to a fancy art event #or maybe a gala; so theres fancy wines and strong as hell vodka #and theyre like oh no little human please do not consume much of this; we have heard what can happen to humans who ingest too much… #and to their surprise (and immeasurable relief) hes just a bit buzzed and saying hi to some of the invited artists #WAIT this is even funnier now #bc originally i had made it so that the attendees saw peppino as peppermans +1 and they were like #oh you have urself another consort; how wonderfully stout this one is :) #and pepperman is like no; but he is even better than a consort; he is my muse! #but having them hear peppino like 5 minutes later say ilu to him AFTER pepperman dramatically exclaimed that he was only his muse- #-is soooo fucking funny #hes like! he is simply inebriated; he is this pleasant with everyone who is nice to him #and like to his relief he is saying ilu to the nice lady refilling the food counter and the nice man fixing up the displays #so he doesnt have to sit as a KNOWN LIAR #he is simply known as the man who brought a tiny entertaining human #he sees pepperman the next day w bloodshot eyes and hes like that shit was POTENT dont let me drink that shit again

[jsheios]

I know that Shiver most likely doesn't come from the Octarian domes and probably lived in the Splatlands on the surface their whole life in canon, but I raise you this idea:

Newly escaped teen Shiver being taken in and adopted by a clan of sharks. who also tame non-evolved sharks

#this still allows for the frye-big man-shiver childhood friends thing to work #just saying #except this is funnier #splatoon 3 #splatoon #shiver splatoon #jall rambles #i think it'd be even funnier if their shark clan just has a blurred line between #the family side and the tamed sharks side #master mega being shivers like adoptive uncle or something would be the exact type of stupid lore splatoon would pull off lol #but im going with the like Goofy and Pluto type scenario #edit: i have never watched sharkboy & lavagirl #is this why hes a sharkboy

[hoffmanstits-enjoyer]

Renard: *tries to look composed, looks like there's an entire broomstick stuck up his ass instead*

Juliette: i can't believe i'm gonna sleep with him

Random friend: you don't have to?

Juliette, re-applying lipstick like a woman with a mission: no, i'm gonna

#incorrect grimm quotes #juliette silverton #sean renard #silverprince #i suppose in this scenario there's shit going on that's darkening sean's moods #but he still gotta show up for this event whatever it is #i find it very funny to think of juliette deciding on her own that she's gonna get that man #could be one of those AUs where juliette and nick broke up at the very beginning or smth? #maybe before that even #and juliette never met renard as nick's boss #i like to imagine all these AUs where nick and juliette are close friends regardless #and that nick's very protective of her which doesn't go well for sean dkbddndbjzbznzbzsn #it's funnier that way!!!!!!!

[elisedonut]

Stacy's brother Au

but it's just a crack au where Ginny "loses" like 4 bfs in a row to her brothers just to realize she doesn't even like boys

#Aka #Ginny Weasley #being a matchmaker for her siblings by accident #and then she ends up with like Luna or Hermione or something #i dont really vibe with using loses in this context but i cant think of another word that fits right now #obv because i am me i was mostly thinking about #percy weasley #being one of the ones that end up with a new bf #i wont say who i was considering for that because its kinda weird even for me i think #in the scenario in my head it was in addition to Oliver which he already had because i think it would be even funnier #ginny thinking it obviously can't happen again because now all her siblings have partners so she should be safe right? no not at all #i also just love Polyam!Percy so im biased #perciver #i really got to start combining all of my thoughts in the post itself instead of in the tags #this is mostly a joke because dont take me seriously i'm sleep deprived and don't know what im talking about

[spinachartichokeditz]

Woo, part 6 is testing my patience and making me realize how much I still have to learn. Part 7 (or part 8 at the VERY latest) will finally be too explicit for Tumblr XD

I still have 7 more panels to color until I start the next page tho *sweats*

#Spinch attempts to draw a comic #rune factory #rune factory 4 #rf4 #rf4 leon #rf4 frey #Selphia kinda looks like it's on fire through the window #which makes this scenario even funnier #like they're so distracted by each other they don't even notice it's burning to the ground lmao

[jackals-ships]

transformers braincell continuing i was curious who all they'd given holoforms to in the comics, bc it's interesting but i understand why it's not used A Bunch (big robot go brrr is the primary appeal of transformers after all) and

#jackals barks #ship: king with no crown #THEY GAVE HIM A CANE WITH THE CON SYMBOL #DRAMATIC ASS COAT FUCKIN SKULL BELT BUCKLE #this makes his 'breaks into jackals house when they're sick' scenario even funnier #he didn't even HAVE to figure out their type hes already Like That

[worstloki]

At least thorki is funny like ya welcome to the avengers we’ve got two government assassins a genius billionaire with flying armour an american flag in spandex this scientist who messed with radiation and gets very strong and also these two alien bros who share a bedroom and smooch on their down time and no we haven't asked if incest is viable on their own faraway planet warrior culture because frankly we're terrified of the answer

#thorki #thor/loki #crack #like fr i don't know if it's funnier if everyone on Asgard is pretending they don't see it or if everyone on Asgard is chill with it #people on earth like oh okay the brothers are together that's wack but alien mythology amirite? haha. and then Asgard doesn't even know #Asgard like nahhhh incest is a huge no-no but if it's on midgard well what is done there stays there #there is NO losing scenario here #the avengers like oh okay and accept it in the moment of revelation and later they're all actually thinking about it and losing their minds

[ladyseidr]

The bingo card has me thinking about shipping with Henry. The few relationships he has before marriage (and possibly including his marriage, depending on portrayal) are all fine: mostly healthy, relatively normal, don't work out for fairly typical reasons. But most of all, they involve very likeminded people. Introverted, mostly playing it safe, etc. But the predominant thing that can drive him fucking wild is someone outside of that scope. I listed "thrilling" on the bingo, and that's sort of what I was getting at. Attractive person + thrill = a very infatuated Henry. Combine this with the person being a man—Henry doesn't (by default) explore his sexuality until after his marriage (either post-divorce or uh. before that.)—and you get an even more head-over-heels Henry. Henry isn't a huge risktaker (minus some exceptions regarding business), so somebody who is and encourages that within Henry can really light a fire under him. Volatile, quick-burning, passionate relationships (particularly if they're both sexual and romantic) can bring out an entirely different side of him. He is absolutely capable of getting into toxic dynamics—mutually, for the most part—and will not complain. Obviously a lot of this makes it really obvious why he's so prone to getting involved with William—he fits right into Henry's definition of "thrilling," no matter how reluctant he'd be to actual say that out loud. While we're at it (happy sinday lmao), this more than slightly extends to sex. This man has had nothing but vanilla sex prior to marriage and (again, by default) only explored beyond that some in his marriage. Anybody who is willing to explore his masochistic side and really explore kink can drive him up the wall.

#˖ ♡ 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒸𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓃. » a simple engineer ( henry emily ) #sinday #suggestive #when the headcanon tag is even funnier than usual #anyway this is like his uh. you know. rebelling against the narrative given to him???? #something something subconsciously sick of being 'the good one' & 'reasonable' but you're not into the stuff most ppl do to rebel #so you fuck and fall in love with your serial killer business partner/best friend #<- or somebody near or equally as bad LMAO #early on when i fiiiiiiirst added him i was like 'idk if henry would cheat on his wife' #BUT this is absolutely the scenario where he would #if an attractive vaguely dangerous man hits on him?? fidelity? never heard of it sorry #cheating mention tw

[secondhand-sonder]

i think rose strider would play up sort of a vapid, ditzy "dumb blonde" persona (for the irony obvs but on a deeper level as a criticism of the trope because if irony doesnt have layers whats the point) while simultaneously being the most intelligent, keenly observant, and capable person within a million mile radius. The rest of her friends know this and it drives them crazy how she acts dumb when they KNOW that she could be talking circles around them if she wanted to

#YES she is a knight of light in this scenario #even funnier if you hc that she bleaches her hair. like #that girl actively CHOSE the dumb blonde lifestyle #rose strider

[evil-ontheinside]

Byler royal AU where they're both princes from neighbouring kingdoms and the Byers come to visit for diplomatic negotiations.

They're on their way to idk the drawing room or smth when they hear a fight tm between Mike and his parents who plan to marry him off for diplomatic relations. He storms out but stops to formally greet the Byers before he leaves without another word. Joyce gives Will a look when he follows him with his eyes and gestures for him to follow (she 1) wants Will to make more friends his age and 2) noticed his (and Mike's) lingering looks when they arrived the day before)

Will finds him in the palace gardens and they talk for hours

Now, this can go in two different directions:

1) they seem to connect immediately and basically fall in love over the course of the next few days. The Party after they all meet plans a fake arrangement between Mike and El to trick Mike's parents, this involves a number of ridiculous situations in which they almost get caught but somehow manage to convince Karen and Ted that everything is going according to plan. At the wedding, they realize that it's not Mike and El who are getting married but Mike and Will

OR 2) their conversation drifts off into heavy flirting. They're staring at each other, everything around them disappearing, their lines get bolder and there's a meaningful shoulder touch before someone clears their throat very loudly. Turns out they were in the middle of a dnd campaign and decided to mess with Dustin and Lucas but it kind of... got out of hand

#i don't even know which scenario i think is funnier #they'd be so embarrassed in the second one but try to act like it was intentional #it doesn't work very well bc they're both blushing like crazy #and in the first one El would take one look at them and start planning the wedding #Mike awkwardly telling her that his parents wouldn't allow him to be with another man #and she's just like 'it's not like they have to know' #she gets Max to help her and they come up with the whole plan #they tell the boys to not worry about a thing. they got everything covered #so it's basically Byler going on dates and spending time with each other being all cute #and Elmax scheming in the background (with Lucas's and Dustin's help) #should I stop putting the best parts in the tags? nah #it's my brand at this point #stranger things #byler #platonic elmike #the party #mike wheeler #will byers

[many-gay-magpies]

come to think of it, tales of arcadia and bbc merlin would make a disturbingly fitting crossover.

#tales of arcadia #bbc merlin #toa #i mean. think about it. au where the merlin douxie and the gang finds in wizards is bbcm merlin who decided to fuck off and take like a #century-long nap or smth (and also looks old because being dragoon was good for intimidating people) and instead of being kind an asshole #he's just this. grumpy cantankerous old man that hits people over the head a lot #and when everyone goes back in time they ACTUALLY go back to the time when UTHER was still reigning and instead of the running gag being #douxie running around watching his younger self be a dumbass douxie isnt even there and they get to watch merlin be an incredibly powerful #twink instead. douxie is like YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU AND KING ARTHUR WERE A THING and merlin temporarily turns him into a toad. #this leaves open the possibility for brilliant scenarios such as douxie (who in this au would have been merlin's apprentice #far post-arthur-mortem when gwen was queen and magic was allowed in camelot) seeing gwen as a servant and being like ''QUEEN GUINIVERE??!?'' #also instead of merlin being all insifferable about douxie having to ''earn'' his wizard staff he'd just be like GODDAMNIT YOU DONT NEED A #STAFF TO BE GOOD AT MAGIC. I ONLY HAVE THIS THING BECAUSE IT GIVES ME AN AIR OF GRAVITAS #idk how the trolls and trollhunters would fit into this but i just think it would be neat. #it has the potential to make the whole plot with uther marrying the troll funny as hell tho. funnier than it already was anyway #or wait possibly less funny actually. because in this situation trolls would be all civilized and cool and shit AND they'd be ANOTHER entire #group that uther's been trying to master. so it's yet another instance of ''oh woe one of the groups the king commited mass genocide against #is foiling a plot against him. moral conflicts aaa'' #bbcm/toa

[deimcs]

wikihow to block instagram from only suggesting the kind of bg3 content that involves a specific group of astarion stans shitting on gale over and over again (and straight up ignoring everyone else) as a punchline like it'd be simply inconceivable for anyone to play this game without obsessing over a single character

#ari.txt #text #lowkey at my wits ends #and i like astarion #i really do just as much as i like everyone else tbh #i have my faves as everyone does but i'm lucky enough not to be miffed by a single companion presence #it's just becoming TIRED #it's always the same scenario x1000 and it's truly starting to rub me the wrong way #you do you bro play however you like #kiss the vampire x1000 in every single playthrough #but stop acting like the others are helding you at gunpoint and you and him are the victims of a hatecrime on god #it's even funnier if you think how gale and astarion are actually sopportive of each others in many instances #you're pitting them against each other and for what?! #without even going into the mess that is always excluding wyll from the equation when it's about male love interests