#eating them both bye BYE

[enden-k]

someone stop me from writing an essay on this fictional character and how happy and understood i feel that it lit overwhelms my senses and brain whenever i open my mouth to my friend to gush and ramble, its 2:50AM

#yes this is about al haitham #my cat stole my fav spot in my bed and i cant sleep now bc not good spot + al haitham thoughts #al haitham and childe who both make me feel understood bc of shared trauma/the autism/etc bla; testing my essay writing skills fr #personal #tbd #eating them both bye BYE

[sidetongue]

this beautiful idiot went to live with someone else and honestly, both of our QOL are much better HAHA

#she just could not vibe with a house full of other animals #her anxiety manifested in insatiably eating everything #not just food #cardboard plastic you name it #i had to lock cupboards and put books on the bin so she couldnt open it and rummage through it #she screamed for food constantly #she innappropriately toileted constantly #to the point where i bought two automatic litter trays so they were always spotless in case that was the issue #she was medicated and given daily enrichment #but nope #anyway after over a year of kind of hating our life together #i bit the bullet and rehomed her #her food obsession has disappered and besides peeing on their bathmat once #she has used the litter tray without issue #we make a commitment to our pets yall #but do not force yourself to keep them if you are both miserable #i wish i was brave enough to have done this sooner #anyway #rehoming is not the devil #and you can do it responsibly #bye ferg i'm sorry to say i don't miss you #but i'm so glad you're finally happy #fergie #the cat edition

[mintypsii]

author x barista cafe au (sanji is competing against himself)

#WHY ARE THEY SO STUPID #ok so basically usopp is writing a story based on his own life and since he began frequenting the cafe a love interest (sanji) was introduc #and he lets sanji read it hoping he'll get the message (also cuz they both love stories) and it completely flies over his head #op #one piece #sanuso #usosan #usopp #sanji #black leg sanji #cafe au #comic #mintart #my art #i just love how oblivious sanji is in canon too #like you'd expect the hopeless romantic to notice when a girl likes him and then he just . doesnt IT'S SO FUNNY #poor osome lol (viola and pudding too cuz he didnt realize when they got a lil crush on him #not that i ship them with any of those characters but they DID like him canonically at some point and he DIDNT EVEN KNOW is he stupid (yea) #and usopp being so roundabout about his feelings and NOT DIRECT AT ALL. hello be normal please #he's just like me fr #bonus page is inspired by that wano scene where usopp eats sanji's soba and is like #it's so nice to eat ur food again sanji :D so glad u came back safe<3 #WHY IS HE SO CUTE......... IM GONNA CRY #ok im just yapping now sorry bye #also i made this au with my friend and we have a lil inside joke that the other barista exists and it's him LOL #i have doodles of that too

[moeblob]

As I'm still waiting on a doctor and my phone battery is getting lower.... take some pen doodles o7

#my characters #idk if ive mentioned it but the deities all have asaociated animsls and flowers and trait #and the fire deities are associated with snakes/serpents #in the temple though they actually have two (two!) #a girl named Hi-Hi #and a boy named Bye-Bye #and they are mostly well received #but sometimes a follower isnt fond of snakes so ohime or ohiwe have to put them #in a spare room and sometimes one of or both will just go to their lil snake room #and sit with them like no talk me recharging #thanks bye i want my surgery #ive been unable to eat or drink for basically 12 hours

[todayisafridaynight]

feel like shit just wanna go home and watch daigo walk around my island like a hamster in its enclosure

#snap chats #i cant even do THAT tho i have WORK 🗣️ #daigos just so cute :((((( #ive only been inviting casual daigo to my island because IW hates me and wont let me have both of them there #so i wanna invite fisherman daigo next time .. #ok bye i have to try and not think about eating my organs #i feel terrible for no discernible reason so im hoping my day turns up- its tuesday so it shouldnt be a demanding day ..

[grandprix-ao3]

hiiiii guess who wrote maxiel porn again … me it was me anyways i definitely did not write any of this in public (i did) and it is definitely not insane (it is) okay goodbye

#maxiel #f1 fic #f1 fic rec #daniel ricciardo x max verstappen #maxiel fic #3 x 33 #no i will not stop writing pussy eating fics and titling them after the killers albums #it’s a lifestyle #i need to be stopped probably actually #gifted to my friendddd because we are both NORMAL #okay bye

[neonsbian]

cant believe javi died for real

#i thought he was gonna have a bigger role in the story.... #or at least wouldnt be the first one to be ritualistically cannibalized #i cant get over this like i feel bad for him he was the youngest one of them :( #honestly if i was travis id just kill myself like bye #have fun eating both of our bodies #yellowjackets #vinnie talks

[theloveinc]

Which character loses their child in Costco cuz they go off looking for free snacks

#LMAO I WAS AT COSTCO AND THERE WERE DORITO SAMPLES #so I took one and while I was off to the side eating them #there was this boy just standing there #and taking sample after sample #having a snack break #like literally he took at least 3-4 and he was really taking him time chewing #which was like 10 chips #and the worker didn’t even care it was so funny cuz I was like #mood. #so that’s what inspired this #but anyway I wanna say……. denki probablg #OMG HAWKS DEFINITELY #looses your daughter the second you go in there and u find her with the rotisserie chickens #loses* #u have a son too and he’s also there #both of them #lmfaooooo bye #shii posts #food tw #kids tw

[phantasmaw]

The way I so desperately need a Gi.deon the Ninth dynamic with either (or both) of these two right now--

#* WISHLIST #* i should elaborate further for those who have not read gideon and i will! eventually! #* i have two chapters left in this book and I'm frothing #* im lurking and writing drafts to post later for now but GOD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME I'M ABOUT TO EAT DRYWALL #* both of them would be in harrow's position tho... if i wanted someone in a more gideon like position it'd be uh #* someone like chae or feris i think #* anyway i need to indulge with perilous homoerotic relationships that border on rancidly codependent #* actually not even border on it #* it doesn't even have to end up being shippy man i just #* need the whole 'i hate u bc i project myself onto u and want u to hurt me for it'/ #* 'you are the only solace i have and i don't deserve it because look at how we've ruined each other' #* bye if i keep talking i'll have to start eating drywall

[threerandomnouns]

i’m literally so addicted to watching my girlfriend cook

#she’s tried making herself breakfast two days in a row and i watched both #she’s so cute like her learning and trying things askjdjdmf #she had such a cute focused face when whisking merengue #her furst batch was messed up because it had a bit of yolk in it #and it took us way too long to realize it just won’t work if yolk got in #and she was like ‘maybe i should give up :( …… NO!! IM GOING TO DO IT IM DETERMINED’ and then she got up and went to get more eggs #my determined little baby #i loveeeeee when she asks me questions and asks for my input #she’s so sweet #and i love her pure joy and amazement at her own work when she finishes the food #and watching her eat it and be happy and content #also also her proudly telling her parents about it and showing them picturessss and telling them about how she made the food #AAAAAAA SHE’S SO PRECIOUS IM GONNA EXPLODE BYE #z.dump #🧡

[hecateslore]

💗🎀

papa!simon is on my mind, so ask about olderbf!simon and papa!simon cause my asks are open and I'm being super generous--okay bye!

“My boobs hurt,” You whine, rubbing them over the fabric of your t-shirt. Simon watches you from the dining chair, Sitting with your daughter, trying to get her to finish her food. You were making yourself a mineral water mocktail while Simon drank his beer.

“I’ll massage them later,” He offers, which comes out more like a statement. “Eat,” he points to his daughter's half empty plate. She shakes her head, “No tv.” He raises a brow, “Don’t,” you chuckle. “Go babe,” You say, grabbing her plate and letting her run off to do god knows what in the living room. 

“She’s never gonna learn,” Simon sighs, watching his baby run around throwing her toys in the air, causing destruction. “That’s your fault.” you laugh. Simon gets up, clearing his plate, “I know,” he admits, rubbing your very swollen belly. 

“They’re gonna be worse!” he dips down to peck your stomach, “I’m gonna go change.” He says stretching. 

When he comes out to the living room, You on the couch and your Simon duplicate rolling around on the floor while her cartoons play in the background. “What are you doing, bug?” He gets on the floor also, laying on his back, letting his daughter roll around him, occasionally kicking his side or slapping him in the face accidentally. 

You were on your phone not paying attention to the two on the floor, Until it got quiet, Your daughter sitting on Simon's stomach while he laid on the floor, both of them staring at the tv. 

“You okay?” you say looking up from your phone. 

Simon looks at you, “Tv.” he mumbles and gets right back to it. You tap him with your foot, “Since she’s down, get her pigtails out.” He nods, swatting your foot away from his shoulder. 

He lifts her with so much ease, and takes the rubber bands from her out so easily and quickly, Playing with the warm honey curls that sit on top of her head, massaging her scalp a little. 

Simon sat on the floor with his back on the couch and your guy's daughter between his legs, he played with her hair, her big brown eyes getting droopy with sleep. 

“I need to give her a bath,” You whisper to Simon who was too invested in Mulan. “C’mon buggie, Bath and then we go to sleep.” You say reaching for her, She nods.

You bathe her, and get her under the covers in no less than 45 minutes. 

Simon holding her in his arms, rocking her back and forth just like he did when she was a newborn, “You sleepy buggie?” he mumbles to her, she nods her eyes closed and head on his shoulder, “Me too.” he sighs, placing his hand on top of her head, “Let’s make night-night.” He places her on her toddler bed, under five minutes she’s out, small snores leave her mouth. 

You stand at the edge of your bed rubbing your big belly while you watch Simon kiss her cheek and tuck the cover around her for the millionth time. 

RAHHHHH I NEED TO GIVE HIM A SOCCER TEAM----

#papa!Simon #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #simon ghost x reader #simon riley #ghost cod #ghost fanfiction #ghost x reader #ghost x you #simon riley cod #ghost mw2

[feelingunfulfilled]

BITCHES

I’M GIVING THEM BOTH GRAPES FOR LUNCH TOMORROW IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO I SWEAR AAAAAA

#both of my friends are neglecting their own health and not eating lunch and I’m like!!!! #bitches that’s MY job don’t you dare #now I’m going to pack extra grapes in my lunch for tomorrow #so I can give both of them grapes #I WON’T LET THEM STARVE #my sheer determination to look out for them will triumph over my own issues ​>:((( #self sacrificing for the WIN baby #for real though…I always worry about them #I need to keep being attentive to their mental health #doing small acts of kindness is the only thing I can think of to help them get bye #plus words of affirmation of course #but I’ve tired myself out from doing that for a while #so gift giving will have to suffice #we all just a group of depressed people trying to survive fr

[ghostfacd]

LIVE LAUGH, SCREAM! | TOM BLYTH

pairing. tom blyth x fem!actress!reader

summary. where one comment could lead into an internet feud between tom blyth and yn avocot, resulting in them falling inlove ?!

author’s note. [ THIS TAKES PLACE BEFORE YN AND TOM STARTED DATING ] thank you to the nonnie that said yn gives off scream vibes bc they’re the reason i even made this post in the first place! 🤭

installment of this au | read for context

ynuser scream bts (you’re welcome!)

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jennaortega did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

➥ jackchampion no but it might’ve when she stabbed u in the movie

➥ ynuser JACK 😭😭

user1 jenna flirting, jack teasing, I LOVE THIS CAST YOUR HONOR

user2 okay but literally your performance was just chefs kiss 😭 PLEASE tell me you’re starting in other movies as well bae

➥ ynuser oh thank you!! im so honored you enjoyed it ❤️ I will get back to you on your question!! 👀

➥ user3 OMGG YN IN ANOTHER FILM WOULD BE KILLER

➥ user4 well actually 🤓☝️ she was one of the ghostface in the film which means she actually was a killer

user5 @/user4 bye

tomblyth amazing film

➥ ynuser thanks

➥ user6 THANKS?? THANKS?! girl that’s tom blyth

➥ ynuser @/user6 who?

user7 no way this girl just asked who tom blyth is

➥ user8 well can u blame her tho?? he’s in like what, billy the kid or whatever? it’s not that known..

➥ user9 nah girl stars in one film and thinks she’s all that 😭

rachelzegler YOU DID SO GOOD GIRL 💕

➥ ynuser rachel my love 😭😭❤️

tomblyth who am I? well now you know

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user10 oh he’s so fine

user11 LMFAOO is this a jab at yn not knowing who you are

user12 show that girl 🤭🤭 she thinks she’s all that after getting one acting gig

➥ user13 y’all are so obsessed with her hello..

ynuser sure. now i know

➥ user14 oh im having so much fun watching all this go down

ynuser more bts because i love scream 6 and so should you!

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tomblyth yeah the movie’s cool and all but how abt i treat you out for dinner?

➥ user15 HELLO???

user16 enemies to lovers era ?

user17 pls lord get these two together

jackchampion say yes to the dinner invite and bring me back steak

➥ ynuser 🤨🤨

➥ jackchampion and a vanilla soda too please

user18 i love jack n yn’s friendship

ynuser and tomblyth both posted a story!

ynuser eating sushi and then putting on some comfy pjs is a great way to spend a day

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user19 the way tom also posted sushi pics very similar to what she’s eating…

➥ user20 WHY IS NOBODY MENTIONING THE MATCHING HOTDOG STORY POSTS AS WELL 😭😭😭

user21 pjs TOGETHER?! im afraid we’ve lost her

user22 everybody knows.. everybody knows

jackchampion splendid way to spend the day

➥ user23 what if it’s jack?? tom and yn don’t even fw each other LOL

➥ user24 true. he did ask her for dinner tho

➥ user25 who wouldn’t? she’s yn.

Eclaté_Mode On this new episode of BTS With Your Favorites, Tom Blyth dishes on his skincare routine, how he keeps himself productive during breaks, and his internet rivalry with actress, Y/N Avocot. Full video linked in bio

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user26 THE WAY HE COMPLIMENTS YN this is definitely enemies to lovers

user27 “me and yn have exciting need to share soon” excuse me

user28 so they inlove or what

user29 yn fell inlove with a brit man it’s over for US

user30 WAIT WHAT DOES HE MEANNNN

tomblyth well surprise. enemies to lovers much?

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ynuser nice pic send me it

user31 WAITT RACHEL HIM AND YN IN A FILM?? did not expect this..

user32 hold awn..

user33 is this confirmation they’re dating

➥ ynuser we aren’t dating.

➥ rachelzegler yet.

➥ user34 RACHEL???

rachelzegler you’re welcome for this crossover, i encouraged both of them to audition for the role

➥ user35 WE LOVE RACHEL ZEGLER

jennaortega take care of my gf 😽

#Coriolanus snow #coriolanus snow x you #coriolanus snow angst #coriolanus snow smut #coriolanus snow imagine #coriolanus snow fanfiction #coriolanus snow x reader #tom blyth x reader #tom blyth #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosbas #the hunger games x reader

[todayisafridaynight]

ok sorry that fist fic i sent is good but it’s not actually the one i meant OOPS I MEANT https://archiveofourown.org/works/28512144/chapters/69865314 COMPLETELY DIFFRRENT AND ALIVE MINE FOR REAL (he is insane but better. ish) (#sex)

LMAO ??? this one's three chapters my man ill have to pocket it for later but thank you for sending it in :] !!!

#snap chats #and ESP ty for sendin the first one in... whichever one it was. VERY good both of them.. #you guys can still read it tho. im still in class for FUCKS SAKE-- #no can i complain. i feel like the mfer nakai played in priceless cause no one ever notices im in the room #like my first class my professor didnt notice me when i raised my hand #and THIS class my prof was looking for me to answer a question and i was raisin my hand #and he's literally hunting around this room and he doesnt notice me until someone in the front points me out #LIKE CMON IM NOT THAT INVISIBLE..... yes i am.... #anyways my class just ended as i typed all this OOPS im gonna go eat tho. then its summit time :) almlost :) #im streaming in an hour. lol. just gonna draw til summit #OK BYE I GOTTA WALK OUTTA HERE

[55szn]

chronic oversharer - pg10

pierre gasly x reader smau

summary; yn loves oversharing to her followers and it turned out to be a good thing

warnings; none

fc; ainara torné

notes; the tiktok thingy took years of my life 🫠 a v short one bc my man pierre is criminally underrated on this app...

INSTAGRAM

yourusername just uploaded to their story!

[party girl era is back💋]

TIKTOK

yourusername posted a new video!

[so last night i went out, i hadn’t gone out in too long… and i literally fell in love] [but i’m stupid and was drunk and i didn’t even ask his name, all i know is that he was very french] [and i took a weird picture with him, hope i didn’t freak him out]

INSTAGRAM

yourusername just uploaded to their story

[since everyone said “post the pic with him!!” here it is... help me find the love of my life😣] [oh how i love oversharing my life on the internet☺️]

TWITTER

INSTAGRAM

dms

pierregasly heard you were looking for me

yourursername this is literally so embarrassing bye

pierregasly it’s not embarrassing if i was also looking for you

yourusername damn that was smooth

yourusername how did you find out

pierregasly well it’s all over my instagram and twitter😂

pierregasly and charles showed me

yourusername who’s charles

yourusername i didn’t recognize you that night i don’t know anything about f1😭

pierregasly you’ll meet him

yourusername just uploaded to their story!

pierregasly just uploaded to their story!

[turns out hes kinda famous or wtv🙄] [she won btw (im being forced to say this)]

yourusername

liked by pierregasly, charles_leclerc and 1.791.082 others

yourusername pros of being a chronic online oversharer: i now have a hot boyfriend 👍😄

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user “hot boyfriend” and proceeds to post the most pookie coded pictures of him

user the most iconic meet cute i have ever witnessed

pierregasly ma chérie😍😍

pierregasly don’t ever stop yapping online

yourusername won’t happen🫡

user can’t wait to see her paddock outfits she’s gonna eat everyone up

user they’re both so hot i can’t even process this

user need them both😣

user do y’all need a dog i can bark

#f1 fanfic #formula 1 #f1 #f1 x reader #fanfiction #smau #f1 smau #pierregasly #alpine #pierre gasly x reader #pierre gasly imagine #pierre gasly social media au #pierregasly smau #pierre gasly x you #pierre gasly fanfic #pierregasly fluff #pg10 #pg10 smau #pierre gasly 10 #f1 fic #motorsports #formula 1 smau #pierre gasly fanfiction #pierre gasly

[kenntolog]

𝝑𝝔 an: i had 2 requests about babysitting yuuji and they were similar so i did the earlier one i hope its alright. read more!!

“hey, loser, what’s up?”

you smile at the sound of sukuna’s voice, “jus’ reading. what about you?”

you sense him rolling his eyes on the other end of the line at the mention of yet another book you’ve been gushing about.

“‘m still with the old man.” he grumbles, referring to his father, but his tone changes to a more serious one, making you worry, “look, there’s somethin’ i wanna ask you.”

“anything for you, ‘kuna.”

“could you watch yuuji for a couple of hours? jin’s been called from work and i can’t leave the old man alone right now, so…”

“of course! i adore yuuji, y’know that.”

he sighs in relief and chuckles, his fondness seeping through the line, “aren’t you the sweetest little thing? i’ll see you later then.”

“bye, ‘kuna!”

you close your book after bookmarking the page and jump from your bed to prepare and run to sukuna’s place, excited to spend time with his nephew.

jin’s relief when you appear in his doorway, a little out of breath but with a bright beam that matches yuuji’s nonetheless. he quickly gives you a list of things you should remember when watching over the little guy and presses a gentle kiss on both of your foreheads, leaving you a bit flustered and yuuji very happy.

you find it that 5-year old yuuji isn’t that to look after.

he is such a sweet boy; leading you through the house with his chubby fingers snugly wrapped around yours, giving you his big big smile that outshines everyone’s despite missing tooth on the front. he absolutely adores the way you treat him like he and you are on the same level, avoiding hurting him if gets even a little capricious and responding with the same energy he gives off.

yuuji loves to talk a lot, not shying away from anything that comes to his mind, still an unfiltered, naturally unlike his more balanced father and his barely approachable uncle. it’s impossible to be annoyed with him, his innocence and genuine interest in every little thing is so sweet you can’t help the fondness oozing through every word you say to him.

such a helpful boy too; even though he makes a face at the vegetables you put on his plate(jin emphasised on feeding it to him any possible way)he still eats them, distracted by your silly antics. he helps you with the dishes, clumsily drying the plates with his head barely even peeking over the counter. picking up the toys he plays with right after and putting them back in their places. and you can tell that jin, although alone, still does a pretty good job of raising the sweetest boy out of him, which warms your heart.

ruffling the pink tufts of hair on his head, pinching his cheeks lovingly, holding him close as he himself initiates physical contact, always eager to be in your space and accept and give love. throughout the rest of the day you clearly understand that just like falling in love with sukuna it’s just as easy to love little itadori yuuji and you find yourself easily giving in to his charming nature, feeling closer to him and his family than ever before.

when it’s time to go to sleep, he whines a little bit about not being sleepy to which you make a point of reminding him jin’s words(“if you behave extra good today i’ll give you a present, ‘kay?”). he just salutes with the wrong hand and tugs you to the bathroom to brush his teeth.

nestled in the comfort of his bed, with you sitting on your knees by its side, yuuji initiates another conversation, albeit his yawns keep interrupting his minds’ flow.

“d’you think i’ll be like dad and uncle when i grow up?”

your brows raise at the sudden seriousness in the little boy’s tone, “do you wanna be like them, yuuji?”

“of course! they are the coolest!”

you smile at him fondly, stroking the side of his face soothingly, to help him fall asleep faster, “you’ll be even cooler.”

he flashes you his toothless grin once again and closes his eyes.

“night night, yuuji.”

he mumbles something in response and dozes off, clutching his blanket. you kiss his forehead and try to contain another yawn, not even noticing the sleep catching up to you too as you continue gazing at him, lids falling closed a few seconds after.

the silence greeting them while they enter the house makes sukuna frown. jin is still not home, shoes absent from their usual spot, but you’re still there and he can’t help the excitement building up inside of him because he missed you.

he calls your name, yuuji, walking further in, yet still no response. throwing his things on the table in the guest room, sukuna can’t help but observe that his surroundings are neatly cleaned, even more than before. he looks around in the kitchen, knocks in the bathroom, inspects the living room — still no answer. so he decides to check yuuji’s room, maybe you’re playing or something and too distracted to hear him.

the sight that greets him is something new though, stealing the air all the way from his chest as his eyes widen. he slowly steps closer, hissing silently at the annoying squeaky floorboards, and crouches before you. you seem very very uncomfortable in that position, yet the way yuuji’s body is facing yours makes it clear that you were just waiting for the boy to fall asleep and joined him unintentionally. so cute, so warm it melts away the leftover iceberg that is his heart.

his hand caresses your cheek gently before poking it repeatedly, making you stir in your sleep.

“huh? ’kuna?”

he wraps his arms around you, holding you close to his chest as he lifts you up, “was the little shit good to you?”

“yuuji? he was the sweetest.” you blink at him sleepily, nuzzling deeper into his chest. sukuna can’t help the soft smile that stretches on his lips.

“thank you for the help, baby.”

“anytime, ‘kuna.”

#— miya writes! #jujustsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #sukuna ryomen x reader #sukuna x reader #ryomen sukuna x reader #sukuna ryomen x you #sukuna x you #cool bf sukuna x loser gf reader #jjk sukuna #sukuna jujutsu kaisen #sukuna ryomen #ryomen sukuna #sukuna #ryomen sukuna x you #sukuna fluff