#and taking sample after sample

[theloveinc]

Which character loses their child in Costco cuz they go off looking for free snacks

#LMAO I WAS AT COSTCO AND THERE WERE DORITO SAMPLES #so I took one and while I was off to the side eating them #there was this boy just standing there #and taking sample after sample #having a snack break #like literally he took at least 3-4 and he was really taking him time chewing #which was like 10 chips #and the worker didn’t even care it was so funny cuz I was like #mood. #so that’s what inspired this #but anyway I wanna say……. denki probablg #OMG HAWKS DEFINITELY #looses your daughter the second you go in there and u find her with the rotisserie chickens #loses* #u have a son too and he’s also there #both of them #lmfaooooo bye #shii posts #food tw #kids tw

[silverthelovebug]

infection AU on the brain again :3

IDK Cupid carrying her gf like a purse is funny to me

Anyways, they’re trying to find refuge in the camp Darling set up for those non-infected (and to find a cure for Blondie) (She is impatient)

#ever after high #eah #c.a cupid #blondie lockes #heartlockes #clondie #Kindness Blindness Virus #Ever After High Infection AU #Blondie’s relationship with Cupid is a bit iffy right now but Cupid thinks everything is normal #Doesn’t help that the virus misinterprets what Cupid says sometimes so Blondie can be a little hostile #But not as bad as when she was fully infected #Cupid is very possessive over Blondie rn #And like Ginger is doing tests on her and Cupid is just #“Watch where you’re putting that chisel” #“You literally decapitated her you have no room to speak” #Cupid just pouts in the corner while they take samples

[relicsongmel]

Here's a question for the Ace Attorney fandom about something I've seen a lot of varying takes on and I'm curious to see what people think.

#ace attorney #phoenix wright ace attorney #aa #pwaa #ace attorney justice for all #aa2 #aa2 spoilers #miles edgeworth #prosecutor miles edgeworth chooses death #reblog for larger sample size #i generally prefer the idea that he did mean it literally. bc miles has crafted nearly his whole identity on being a prosecutor #and after the events of turnabout goodbyes and rtfa made him question what he's truly been fighting for #and whether he's doomed to follow in the footsteps of manfred (re: become a corrupt fuck that resorts to murder to solve his problems) #he feels his only option is to discard that. but because he has no idea who he is outside of his job #it makes sense to me that he wouldn't see a reason left to live. plus it gives him clearer parallels to adrian which i really like #that's just my personal interpretation though. canon leaves it ambiguous so other takes are equally valid imo #suicide tw #polls

[lamortwrites]

I'm gonna get such a bad grade in bleeding

#NORMALLY THIS WOULD BE A GOOD THING #BUT NOT WHEN I AM TRYING TO TAKE A FUCKING BLOOD TEST #AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH #ash.txt #my sample's gonna get rejected bc there's not enough blood and then I'm gonna have to redo and it's gonna be even longer before I can order #hormones! #fuck! #I used ALL THREE LANCETS that they sent lmao you're supposed to be able to fill both tubes with just one prick #relatively they need such little blood the gel was 1ml and the edta was only 0.5ml but I. couldn't even manage to fill both 🙃 #like I didn't even need to use the plasters after there's no way anything else is coming out #I have three tiny pinprick bruises which I KNOW probably means I fucked up and the sample's gonna lyse but w/e I tried #blood tw #ig

[hindahoney]

The only people who benefit when black people and jews are divided are white supremacists

#research at my job rn is focused on the time frame at twitter immediately after kanye said all that stuff #so im having to read the absolute worst takes ever #about bs that he was saying at the time #and a lot of people were really exposed to these antisemitic conspiracy theories through kanye #and it just makes me really fucking sad idk #we are stronger when we are together #like jews have always been at civil rights rallies and fighting for equality of all kinds #we both experience discrimination and persecution from the same people #it isnt a competition white supremacists hate us too #a lot of the antisemitism im seeing from this sample set is the same conspiracies that have been around for thousands of years #about jews controlling minorities #so that they can... idk control the world and oppress white people? #but i cant recall a time where minorities actually started to believe they were being controlled by jews before this sample set #it hurts it really does #anyway ill always support black people and jews and i dont have to choose between the two #i took a course with some incredible professors that are like the forefront academics of african american and african diasporic studies #called the intersectionality of jewishness and blackness #our histories arent just parallel #theyre intertwined #anyway ill get off my soapbox i just have to read this bullshit for my job and it made me upset lol #jumblr #judaism #frumblr #jewblr

[sanchoyo]

Tokyo Mew Mew AU where instead of looking like a generic black cat in her cat form, Ichigo actually looks like a real iriomote wildcat.

Masaya, upon encountering her in her cat form for the first time, gets SUPER concerned that this incredibly endangered cat is just. wandering the busy, high-traffic suburban area and might get hurt or worse, and resolves to take it to the proper experts instead of home. Cue Ichigo having to frantically escape a LOT faster than she did in the series.

After they start dating and he Knows she's a mew mew it's a funny story looking back, and going forward he tries to help her keep her secret!

...But Ichigo's school friends catch him carrying her in her cat form around school (trying to find a more private place to help her get back to human form) and they tearfully approach her like, hey, Ichigo, we don't know how to break it to you, but...we think the reason your boyfriend is so knowledgeable about the environment? He's smuggling animals or something. he was sneaking around with one and acting really sketchy. Your boyfriend is an endangered animal smuggler 😔

And they take her being really defensive of him as Denial. Masaya thinks this is HILARIOUS and assures her that its fine with him if they think that about him so long as her secret stays safe. Ichigo def ends up telling Moe and Miwa that she's a mew mew in this AU to clear Masaya's name in the end, though. They're mortified they accused him of that, but he assures them he appreciates their efforts to make sure Ichigo is dating a decent person and not like. An Animal Smuggler.

#tmm #tokyo mew mew #masago #i dont think this idea is long enough to be made into an actual fic but anyone is welcome to take it if u wanna try lmao #after the fic i just wrote i could not get this out of my brain #the fic in question is a yelp cafe mew mew review page. that accuses them of animal poaching too. will post it later this morning :3 #i just think. with girls who can turn into animals when theyre kissed. like the comedy potential is UNTAPPED in the fandom #and ryou had to get that animal dna SOMEHOW right . you KNOW him and keiichiro were running around #trying to catch and get samples from the most elusive rare animals in the world. where is THAT prequel fic at. it would be so funny #sanchoyorambles

[smolmilkling]

Hyzenthlay the blood cleric of [redacted], friend (?) of the party, and woman who is capable of a normal conversation.

#dungeons and dragons #blood cleric #dnd #dnd art #dnd character #blood tw #shes got a blood weird companion that acts as her spiritual weapon and his name is fiver #she drank some of oliver's blood from the syringe after taking a sample for no discernible reason #and she spends a lot of time sniffing people #she herself is strange and unusual #pokemon campaigb #my npcs

[quaranmine]

i hate being an adult i hate money i hate bills i hate healthcare and health insurance

#im fine im just upset that it is VERY likely i'm going to have to front $700 of my own money for work reasons this week #bc nobody at work will help me resolve this!! apparently! i'll be paid back eventually but not for a few weeks #and that i may run out of a prescription while i'm on my trip and i was trying to get it filled and have been bouncing around on the phone #to find out that it's the insurance company that won't pay for it until june and i dont want to pay out of pocket #i'll live til then and i may actually have enough til then (i need to just physically count all the pills; i just knew it was running low) #but i'm so frustrated that after i hung up the phone with CVS that i just cried a little #i'm not gonna call the insurance. the last thing i want to do is deal with those guys when i know it's not going to kill me if i run low #(i have been taking half doses to stretch the bottle. is that advised? who knows! but i've done it before and it aint killed me) #i'm just. sigh. nothing going right for me this week #there's also ANOTHER medication that was supposed to refill this week but didn't because it had no refills left. i should've got it today #sooooo i had to call that pharmacy and that doctor to basically beg them to refill it asap or at least send me a sample #i also wont die if i run out of that one (already taken half doses to stretch it this week) but contrary to the other one i will notice thi

[httpiastri]

Totally not stalking your account, just happened to be on at the same time. I'm pretty sure iron dames is just a livery sponsor, for the two. They have previously sponsored Maya Weug the same way. I'm not sure what team Dorian is racing with considering I think teams are capped too four racers (I might be totally wrong and that is just the most I've ever seen teams run) but Marta is definitely racing with Prema as she was contracted to since she won F1 Academy.

aH! that makes a lot of sense!! thank you 🤭 like the thing that confused me was how i couldn't find what team doriane was driving with…. and this caption made me so confused

like i know it says livery… but "as the iron dames announce their berth into the championship"……. also i realize now that i read TEAM-mate and not grid-mate 🤡

#im a bit stupid #to my defense when i read that i was so dizzy after taking blood samples on a like 14-hour fast #maybe i wasnt the only one who was confused tho so i asked for those who werent brave enough to ask 🫡 #thank u !!!! 🥰 #asks! #anon!

[creepyscritches]

Getting an adulthood diagnosis for something that's been present since early childhood is sooooo fucking 👁️👁️ there's catharsis sure yeah but the struggle comes from trying to forgive your child self for failures you weren't really having.

Anyway shout out to my autoimmune girlies. Who else got shamed for early childhood cavities and expensive adolescent surgeries only to find out as an adult you are full of mouth-ruining antibodies lol. Girlies who else is unpacking their "chronic illness bad teeth = shameful moral failing" buuuullshit? Anyway I'm still trying to save $16,000 to fix fucked teeth I thought I brought on myself, but only discovered in 2023 were due to medical study candidate levels of sjogrens antibodies and severely medically mismanaged sle 🤪

#Creepy chatter #The thing about finally getting to a doctor that immediately knows what is going on is like #Lol they rapidly answer so many questions + fix so many problems that it takes awhile to register what the fuck happened to you previously #Vanderbilt diagnosing me correctly in one visit was insane but the rest of the things they discovered very quickly after??? #That should have been patently obvious to previous doctors?? #They screened me for a brain fog study bc my age and dxes are so unusual to the rest of their sample pop #I turned down another study not too long ago since they were studying a sjogrens sx I don't have but? #So wild to have a medical authority definitively dx + treat me + have serious interest in studying my conditions further #That imposter syndrome gets. Nervous. #Either I'm a genius who has duped one of the leading medical research universities or perhaps I am actually ill for not attention #Medical cw

[pearl-kite]

Something something astral

#okay was going to take a bigger break but then I didn't #basically what my warden could look like after spending way too much time around vega :3 #their name is eltanin which is the brightest star in draco #so colors are sampled from the cat's eye nebula in draco o3o #and draco is in their irises o3o #I just really like this silly concept okay maybe I wanna draw all the d(a)emons in as-close-to-astral-as-possible-on-this-plane forms #other than the palette changes I made their hair floofier and ears longer and I imagine they have sharp teef #anyway enjoy <3 #kirehn draws #redacted asmr #redacted warden #rasmr #redactedverse #demon #demons #tiefling #artists on tumblr #digital art #character art #I used to love doing nebulae in copic and it's good to know I still love doing it digitally

[morgayz]

do you have any kind of context for this sample? no <3 still posting anyway! truly though, this is from one of my ( hesitantly titled ) wips called twist of fate, about the tumultuous relationship between a folk musician named james rivers and a music journalist, oliver noble, in the 60s. it's been a while since i wrote for this wip, but uhhhh here's me dumping this in your hands now! enjoy enjoy

#my writing #wip: twist of fate #i figured i'd post a little sample of my writing... #let people know what they're getting into and all that #this is from mid-2023 but not much has changed! so #i am so sorry for a lack of context... best i can give is uhhh #james is messed up after a concert! oliver takes him back home and is like 'when is someone coming to watch over you bro' #and this is james not admitting he literally has no one <3 #love being a famous musician with no friends! woop woop #anyway i'll stop blabbing now enjoy! #oc: james #oc: oliver #tw child abuse

[hanymelon]

Commissions are OPEN! [Updated: 9th Jan 2023]

DM if Interested!

Details and more info HERE

#commissions open #open commissions #commission sheet #commission #obey me #more samples in the link including icon commissions #excited to work on commissions again after taking like... 2 months off fhsdjk

[faerymercy]

occasionally i get people at work who make snarky comments about why am i still wearing a mask and don't i know covid is over!! and i just pull it down and show them my nose piercing and be like my mean job doesn't allow piercings so they make me wear the mask to cover it 😔 and they're always like oh you poor thing forced to wear a mask... but jokes on them i'd be wearing it anyways

#its a nice way to make them calm down tho #and then they always try my samples and i think are more likely to buy my product after that lol #they take pity on me forced into maskhood 😔 #it is kinda weird my job hired me even tho i have a septum piercing and they dont allow piercings?? #probably they were just desperate for people lmao #diary 🦋💭

[maester-of-spreadsheets]

Jumpscared! By Jungkook’s Seven (feat. Latto) (Explicit version)

#is it the prospect of every hour every minute every second you know night after night I’ll be fucking you seven nights a week #is it because I’m more familiar with my remix of the song that it generally takes me out to not hear Ditto sampled in?

[tiktaalic]

I always mean to leave work a beautiful 10-30 minutes early and then something awful happens to me

#etxt #I can start shutting down at 10. so tonight. I went. I will prep all the shutdown stuff before 10 so when 10 hits I can just throw it on #walk out. 9:50. coworker tells me hey we are waiting on a sample to arrive and it’s a stat (has to be run as soon as we get it) (can’t be a #tomorrow problem for tomorrow’s shift). go. ok. get sample at 10 slam it on. oh btw it has this separate 20 minute test ordered. go. OK. #slam THAT on after it’s done running. after it’s done running it goes oh this sample is weird so it needs a slide review. which takes 20 min #to make. go. ALRIGHT! #I think if I only had one problem tonight I could have gotten out at a smooth 10:45 but I also had to call tech supporttttf about the other #machineeeeee because it wouldn’t shut downnnnnn and I talked to them for 15 minutes to fix itttttttt