#eat off the floor

[aqu-a-zul]

Me: perfectly fine during a trek or a hike

Also me: trips and almost falls flat on my face while walking on flat ground

#textposts #youtube #youtube comments #youtube comments section #choking #choking but not the kind you're thinking of #baby food #parenting #paediatric #paediatrics #paediatrician #babies #toddlers #grapes #surgery on a grape #firstaid #eat off the floor #YouTube comments section is legit a goldmine sometimes #youtube on Tumblr

[vamprisms]

why would u want disgusting characters

the best stories will always present you with a weird little freak i hope this helps

#no more faultless copy paste coffee shop au bitches i want to see your protagonist eat dirt off the floor then kill someone on purpose

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.

Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.

Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.

Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.

He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.

At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #im 100% here for danny using his powers for stupid shit and not the important battle stuff #this post wasn’t meant to be like this so I guess heres for you guys who read my stupid tags #I was gonna have the batfam adopt danny after a reveal and just not know all the crazy stuff he can do #they think they got him figured out then at the manner he does something like seep into the floor to get his forgotten school bag #or he turns invisible cause he got caught parnking and bruce is talking to him and steph but he just dips #no wait I can do better. he gets yelled at by bruce (aka new father figure) for eating a corn chip off the floor and just vanishes from… #… from getting surprised. meanwhile bruce is like!?!?!?!!? #just imagine them going crazy because they have no idea his powerset and they thought they did #his new siblings make a game of it #they get on missions and keep asking danny to do more and more impossible stuff just to see if he will reveal a new power #hey danny go scope out the area but make sure you arent seen ok #and hes like sure thing fam and goes invisible and intangible #doesn’t think to just take out the baddies and returns to them with a full floor plan and locatikn of all the baddies and drugs #like wtf #hey danny think you can do anything about that generator? and hes like sure thing fam and then freezes it #danny bro this guy is out of control! little help? and danny just walks up to the guy and overshadows him and handcuffs himself #brother daniel I dint think we can get in but theres a small hole here in the wall #would you be able to do anything about that? and instead of just walking thru the wall danny shifts his body and goes thru the hole #as if he had no bones and became liquid #the game gets intense and breaks bruce so he gives in first (yes he was playkng too) and just asks danny to show them his powers #he will say some shit like ‘ah hey chum think you can show us all your abilities? that was we can coordinate better in the field.’ #dannys just like ‘yea daddio sure thing’ then proceeded to show off his entire move set minus wail until bruce showed him a chamber… #… that could ‘with stand’ his power (spoiler he destroyed that fucking toom lmao) #ok my spaghetti rings and meatballs have been done for a while and juliet is trying to eat them out the microwave so hopefully these tags #fed yall goobers #man I should have just made a second post lmao #stood in the kitchen too long typing and they got cold

[general-cyno]

#tvedit #oplaedit #onepieceedit #one piece live action #opla spoilers #one piece #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #zoro #luffy #zolu #myedit #mygifs #someone take ps away from me im going insane giffing these two #i love this scene sm ajskld #luffy saw this man being kind to a little girl; eat food off the floor and kick ass and just went. HIM. I WANT HIM #relatable honestly

[killertoons]

Oh LOOK!

wally found some candy while doing some.....chores.....and they resemble his friends in the haunted neighborhood!

What a great day! 🍭🍫🍬......🐛🪦

#art graveyard #artist of tumblr #welcome home #halloween #welcome home puppet show #welcome home arg #welcome home au #wally darling #wally au #welcome home wally #wally darling au #imp wally #haunted home au #welcome home howdy #howdy pillar #yea sorry howdy no hard feelings #but consider this people who read the comments..a foreshadowing for what howsys gonna be in haunted home #cause all the neighbors are a spooky version of themselves #ive shown julie so its an easy guess what howdy is #but ill leave yall to speculating #also imp wally is so fun to draw i love thjs lil weirdo #hes the type to stare into space then eat a bug off the floor

[bamboozled-distress]

jeph loeb MIGHT be a writing genius

#im so serious when i say i get drunk on jeph loebs writing #he can write the absolute worst run of a character EVER (he has) and i will literally eat that shit up off the floor #laz.exe #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #kal el #superman/batman #superbat #dc #jeph loeb

[racmune]

hello everyone! i am normal about this!

#this time i will perhaps really do it #<- vaguely gay shit does things to me its like radioactive to andy #screaming and ripping myself apart etc etc #biting punching the floor #ripping my hair out #ripping my door off its hinges #eating the door #eating my own flesh #the works #scott pilgrim #scollace #andy rambles

[lemon-wedges]

Breakfast 🍳 

#solid snake #Hal emmerich #otacon #Otasune #snotacon #The art of a lemon wedge #too much content out there of these guys not knowing how to cook and not enough of them having a nice breakfast #do I think snake can cook tho? #well #i dint think he's going to serve u anything delicious but it will certainly be a mmeal that that isn't bad #And while I do think otacon skips meals when he's too into his work #He's He's still on OTAKU #u can't convince me he DOESNT go to those japanses resuturant #That have those sections where u can take off ur shoes and sit on the floor to eat #And going :o they just do everything better in japan #anyways

[tmnt-on-the-mind]

I will never stop drawing klunk being cute you guys

#tmnt 2003 #tmnt leo #tmnt klunk #dude I’ve been so busy lately but here have a drawing!!! :) #leo is absolutely about to kick klunk off the table #leo is the type of guy to ask the cat politely to get off the table before picking it up and setting it down on the floor #you cant tell me he wouldn’t be like ‘uh excuse klunk could you get down’ or something #and mikey would probably encourage klunk to go on the table to eat breakfast or something 💀💀💀 #god I have such bad brainrot #maybe I’ll draw that #dude why do I get good ideas whenever I’m not drawing

[lastpenaltytaker]

STEVEN GERRARD and FERNANDO TORRES at the Liverpool Legends Charity Match, 23rd March 2024

#one thing about me is i will eat crumbs off the floor and call it a three course meal #steven gerrard #fernando torres #liverpool fc #gernando #jo.edits

[l3irdl3rain]

Valentine is no longer constipated and he’s back to being the hungriest man in the world. I was too slow getting breakfast this morning so he started foraging on the floor. This is not good because he’s too old and confused to only eat edible things. If left to his own devices he will eat pieces of cardboard, dust, pine pellets, or basically anything else he can find

#my post #Valentine #he does not eat the litter out of the litterbox #but you best believe if he’s hungry enough he’ll eat a piece off the floor #you never know. it could be a tasty morsel

[heedra]

im looking at types of white blood cells on wikipedia and godDAMN, a fella could really make a hyperfocus out of this

#they're so kind and brave and im glad i trained them well and let them grow so strong by eating all those m&ms off the floor as a kid

[m-aximumjoy]

KISHIBE MENTION?

#i don’t know who else the old friend could be + it makes sense for it to be him #i will take scraps fjmt i will beg i will eat off the floor #(joking) (half joking) #chainsaw man #quanxi #kishibe #chainsaw man spoilers #csm spoilers #csm part 2 spoilers #csm 162 #csm 162 spoilers #oryginals

[thenixkat]

Laios really almost died b/c he stopped to pick up the bug burger he dropped on the floor b/c he planned to finish eating it.

#nix meows #dungeon meshi #laios touden #don't eat food off the floor #especially not since there's zombies on that lvl the floor is extra dirty

[padawansuggest]

Jango: *asexual* Not to clap my own cheeks-

Obi-Wan: *also asexual, very confused* What?

Jango: But, you know- *points at his clone army* I got connections on how to make kids.

Obi-Wan: Oh… *points at Anakin, Ahsoka and Reva* I found two of those in the garbage, and the council threw the other one at me and said ‘catch’ so I like… yeah I got connections too.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #jango fett #then they started dating and fell in love #jangobi #Obi’s kids eat off the floor and give offerings to initiate Grogu #okay to be FAIR- he didn’t find Ani in the garbage… it was a litter box

[sarcasmcloud]

On his knees - The Bear s01e02-08

#carmen berzatto #jeremy allen white #thebearedit #the bear #i mean #if it works it works #allows you to eat donuts off the floor #102 #108