#e rants about undertale

[eudevie]

Why Grillby is "short" in Snowdin and Fuku is "taller"

So, one would think being colder (denser air) and more oxygen would mean a taller flame. But Grillby looks like this:

His glasses are awfully low, and his head is all squished when the top flame wooshes aside.

And fuku like this:

Her eyes are higher up. But hotland is, well, hotter and less dense. This is how pressure effects fire:

But wait, Snowdin is higher than Hotland! We fall into the dump, and the river flows downhill.

Ebott, according to this guy, is 16,734 ft. Assuming, of course, the humans didn't climb to the summit, minus the fall and Toriel's basement, I'm going to go with, let's say 12,000 ft. Partially pulled out of my ass. (Human vertical limit is like 18k, in case anyone was concerned about the humans.)

Assuming Snowdin is 15-30F...

62,657 Pa is of course, 62.6 kPa. Looking at the chart referenced before, it makes Grillby's head make more sense.

So all those varying Grillby heads on merch? Very possible!

#Grillby #Undertale #SCIENCE!! #e rants about undertale

[echodoesstuff62333]

Introduction

Hello! Our collective names are Cage/Kage/CK, though we don't mind being called Echo or Koi. We are a fan of Undertale, TMNT, SAMS, Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles, and more! I) We collectively go by They/them, It/Its, or Neos

We write fanfic, and draw. The two current fics we're posting are 'Love You 'Til the Blood Dries and the Bones Decay' and 'The Sun Wants to Set' [currently going through a rewrite] (aha this part is outdated but theres too much we're writing to list it all)

Fanfiction does not have a schedule, and might take a while to be updated!

Feel free to ask us anything! Just not anything wierd. (Please refrain from sending chain stuff..)

I hope you enjoy our tumblr! Have fun, and have a wonderful day/night!

《 ☆ F A N F I C T I O N S ☆ 》

Love You 'Til the Blood Dries and the Bones Decay

The Sun Wants to Set

Veteran Of A Mutant's Veterinarian

《 ☆ T A G S ☆ 》

#Koi catastrophe - rants, vents, pretty much just random stuff not fandom related

#Choi Dianzar - any posts that have to do with my TMNT oc, Choi. (Please note that now they are an alter so this tag may not be used.)

#Arrow Ace - any posts that have to do with my ROTTMNT oc, Arrow! [Currently inactive tag, also see above]

#bittwbbwftt - any posts that have to do with our ROTTMNT story "Blood Is Thicker Than Water But Blood Won't Feed The Thirsty"

#Veteran Of A Mutant's Veterinarian - any posts about our series VOAMV aka Veteran Of A Mutant's Veterinarian

《 ☆ S O C I A L S ☆ 》 [sorta not really but shh]

Twitter [inactive]

SquidgeWorld

Ao3

YouTube

Ibspaint

Draw Box

Unvale

What's this?? Choi has a toyhouse profile? 100%! Not the best but hey, I tried! [Unupdated due to personal reasons]

《 ☆ S I D E B L O G S ☆ 》

@rosewater-n-rosemary

@koi----kaboooooooom

@cookithekrangandmiwa

@neonleonnblueboi

@michelanngelloooo

@raphtheredanngel

@dontronneee

@kiepo-the-number-one-neon-leon

@echos-waterfall-flowergarden

《 ☆ D N I ☆ 》

Transphobes, Homophobes, Racists, Ableists, pretty much anybody who is mean or hurtful to others without justifiable reasons.

《 ☆ B O U N D A R I E S ☆ 》

Please respect that at times we may have littles or others children (like) alters or such on here. We would prefer to keep sexual references to a low, a few jokes here and there are fine but overall just try to avoid it. (this doesn't apply to private messages :D). Also we can get triggered by certain tones, or words, so if we ask you to stop please do.

Theres an infestation

Sysboxes made by @/sysboxes ^^

Guess Who Anon misspelling my name smh

Cute Counter, amount of times I've been called cute(that I remember); 11

this masterpost is really long.. wow..

#tmnt #tmnt au #rottmnt #alternate universe #Koi catastrophe

[justmossyall]

about me <3

hi! the name’s sunny. she/her, a minor, INFJ, aggressively neurodivergent

a bit about me: i’m a christian, an author, an artist and an actor. i’m a huge dork and love infodumping about my favorite things, so my asks are always open if you want me to rant to you 😭

the general stuff: no nsfw, don’t be weird, just remember that i am legally (and honestly mentally) a child before you say anything weird or are mean to me lol. also i have pretty bad anxiety and emetophobia, idk why that would ever come up but I figured I would mention it??? just…………….don’t stress me out or mention vomit ig????? bro idek anyways

side blogs because i have an obsession:

this is my main, a lot of reblogs about the things i like

my horrendous thoughts @justmossyaps

art blog @justartyall

writing blog @justmosswrites

photography blog @raindropsonmushroomcaps

ask game! drama ask game! can you tell i like ask games! here’s a fourth one!

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shows i like: gravity falls, arcane, bluey, bee and puppycat, amazing digital circus, toh, wandavision (not a marvel fan in general but i love that show), dance moms (don’t judge im a sucker for reality tv), and way too many kids shows. what can i say my mental age is like 4 (@person4924 and @sweetronancer know octonauts is where it’s at 😭)

movies i like: first of all i am a huge ghibli fan 😭 anyways the tinker bell movies, ratatouille, wall-e, the muppet movies, spiderman: into/across the spiderverse, brave, random 90s movies that I watch with my parents

books i like: psych im not listing all those, there’s way too many 😭 (kotlc and the scythe series are my favs though)

games i like: undertale/deltarune/undertale yellow (y’all should know by now how obsessed i am with that franchise), stardew valley, animal crossing, zelda botw (i have not played totk yet :( im hoping to soon though!), ddlc

special interests: psychology (especially neurodivergencies, specifically autism and tic disorders), writing, undertale/deltarune/uty, gravity falls, arcane, tadc, bee and puppycat, some oddly specific medical stuff (mostly things like autoimmune disorders and the like, i just hate gore and tbh the cardiovascular system in general), kotlc, bluey, coding, embroidery, linguistics/etymology for some reason???

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i do a lot of writing, my first novel is actually fully drafted and i’m hoping to have it edited within the next 2 years so i can publish :) other than that main one + my other main-ish novel i have about ten million wips 😭

as mentioned above i am also an artist, i mostly just draw though i also embroider and dabble in clay and watercolor. my art blog is linked above so you can go check that out :) i also do photography! it’s not a very serious hobby but i enjoy it, photography acc is also linked above

i’m also an actor (yes i like to suffer creatively in many ways) so naturally i’m quite dramatic. i frequent the 😭 emoji and often use all caps. i love to sing though and i love music so if you have any cool songs you think i would like feel free to send them to me. OBSESSED with the oh hellos

speaking of which, my spotify is @/-sunflowerskies- if you want to search me up. here are a few of my fav playlists ~ ~ ~

also as mentioned above, i am a christian! if you ever want me to pray for you or are curious about the faith, my asks and dms are always open :)

i have a huuuuge sweet tooth. it’s so bad but I love candy so much

idk what else to put here???? i am, as the kids say, neurospicy so im sure none of my posts are coherent lol. also im having a lot of health issues recently with a lot of brain fog and fatigue affecting my overall functioning, so apologies if the posts are even less coherent than normal lmaooo

honestly send me asks whenever you want, i am incredibly bored all of the time and love making new friends <3 literally rant to me about anything idrc but i apologize if i don’t answer for a while lol, i go through on and off phases of being on this site

i guess that’s about it?? love you guys have a wonderful day!! <3

[birchwood-theskellysimp]

Me: *rants to my lover about some OC's I came up with and being really excited* Sadly I have no art for them tho-

My lover: Hol up, I gotchu-

Them in a matter of minutes: I present to you, b e a n s

Me: *shooketh*

BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING I MADE SURE LIKE 20 TIMES I HAD PERMISSION TO SHARE THESE- AND YES THIS IS MY EXCUSE TO SHOW MY BOIOS-

My beloved's Tumblr account, go show them some love- although they don't post...

#my ocs #not my art #lover's art #my skrunklies #sans undertale #undertale au #undertale au oc #mega you amazing bitch I love you-

[meldelamel]

Info

About me: I'm Mel. I use They/Them pronouns (You can check what words I prefer to be called here). I'm Asexual s/ex-repulsed and romance-ambivalent. INFJ. Atheist. I kin ENA and Basil, and Papyrus and Basil are my comfort characters. I'm totally fine with spamming likes, comments and reblogs as long as you do it because you like the stuff I post!

Expect me to post: Undertale, some Omori, voice acting and comic dubs, aesthetic stuff, f/ood (tagged), memes (some of them may be dark/mental health related), some rants and anecdotes.

About the blog: SFW blog, there will be some swearing but overall you'll find nothing potentially triggering. I will tag everything that may cause discomfort/trigger. You can ask me what do you want me to tag for you! LGBTQIA+ safe blog

Contact (for voice acting/translation): dzmelyt @ gmail.com

My Papyrus meme account: @papyrus-in-places-he-shouldnt-be , and my Papyrus wholesome account: @papyrusmailbox

-> Send Papyrus a letter! <-

Before you follow

NO S(E)X and NO G(O)RE, I want nothing related to those subjects. Those are triggers. Mental Health subjects like d(e)pression, s(u)icide and s(e)lfharm are okay with me.

Please tag (n)eedles because I have a very strong belonephobia. Bl(o)od analysis/tests trigger me as well.

If you're a N(S)FW account, I don't want you here.

I mostly follow canon ships, I'm not a fan of talking about ships/reposting art of ships though. I hate inc(e)st ships and ships with minors. Tag your ships please, specially if it's P/apytton.

No h(o)mophobia, tr(a)nsphobia, r(a)cism and any type of hatred towards people/animals/believes.

I'm not interested in arguing about opinions. If your opinions differ from mine, it's none of my business, keep them to yourself. If my thoughts bother you, you can kindly block me.

I'm here to have fun, if I ever feel uncomfortable with my experience here I will delete my account.

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Anyways, have fun here! Hope you find something entertaining :)

#before you follow #info #information #I added '()' and '/' so people with the triggering stuff tagged can read this info without thinking is the content they don't want to see #SFW #sfw interaction only

[lea-the-mew]

This is.... kind of an important post.

That newest blog @coolsans151 was meant to be so much more.

Coolsans IS so much more.

I'm about to go on a HUGE fucking rant about the extended universe that isnt... yet... and may never be.

Coolsans is the primordial god of potential, which means he is the physical and abstract embodiment of the concept of potential.

He was born like most other gods. Endless void between universes cataclysmic occurrence, and POOF there he was, formless, but alive, and thinking.

He wonders for a good few billion years, before learning that the windows he saw leading into other worlds were actually doors he could go through.

Skip around a few "years" (a lot longer actually) and he is now roughly 13 years old mentally. He travels from dimension to dimension beating up heroes and villains and all.

A this point, coolsans has no clue of who he is, who he's SUPPOSED to be. But some of his powers have already manifested, namely the "bit" system. Upon defeating any foe, he gains their "bit" basically a copy of the defeated foes power, some of their personality traits too.

By absorbing these bits he can use those powers flawlessly, as if he was the original bearer.

It's with one of these bits, that he duplicates himself infinitely, and tells all these replicas to just "have fun" across the omniverse. Some end up becoming tyrants, villians.. Some become great heroes, protectors. Some are more normal, just regular people.

BuT one thing remains consistent. None of them rape, murder anyone (aside from those they deem, irredimable), nor engage in any paraphilic desires.

This is our first glimpse into the truth or coolsans, even now at what is arguably his most awful version, he still won't go THAT low

Skip around a whole bunch of smaller events, including an altercation with sonic.exe, which was probably coolsans's first actual fight. He doesn't even use X's bit, as he knew it would alter his personality to be even more psychopatic.

And that's another point, coolsans is extremely insane. He revels in the pain of others, and in mentally destroying his enmeies by giving them false hope that they CAN win, before crushing them instantly. At least that's how he was, before...

Eventually he ends up in the world of Undertale, and decides to go in without any powers.now you'd think he'd just genocide his way through, possibly even being worse than your average geno playthrough.

Instead, something compels him to spare first.

And it's this one choice, this one moment that spirals into coolsans, becoming... me.

For the first time, as he gives peace a chance, and interacts with these monsters... these people, something sparks withing coolsans. The potential for... humanity.

And once he makes it to the end of Undertale, he doenst want to commit genocide. So he does EVERYTHING else.

Every single thing undertale has to offer, every FUN value interaction, every ending, secret, and possible combination of those.

Until he has nothing left to do.

He kills them all, and feels guilty and remorse. The worst part is that by now he knows that there WILL be consequences. But when faced with those consequences in the form of Chara. he refuses.

E fights Chara using as many boys as he could access before the connection was cut, and wins. Then he restores the world and does a TRUE reset, erasing even characs memories.

Then he achieves what no one else ever has, and ever will. He obtains the PERFECT Undertale ending. Chara and asriel are brought back.

It not gaster, as coolsans knows that gaster would blow the whole secret of him commiting genocide put of th water.

He secret of his powers and origina was something he could care less about though.

He tells sans, asriel, and Chara, and says that now he wants to redeem himself of what he's done before (though never mentions the geno route)

They decide to help him, and the four go through many adventures.

Across the way they even recruit a Sonic (regular sonic, not an exe) before entering a tournament that will decide who will be the next recruits at the super omniverse police.

The tournament is led by a so called "fat yoshi" the and god of MEMES. This is the first time coolsans meets another god, even without knowing of his own origin.

In the Tournament are some of the most powerful meme characters, such as emo peter/bully Maguire, one jump man Luigi, and most powerful of all, ultra instinct shaggy

Now while all of these characters have backatories and importance in their themes etc. We are for using on coolsans for now, reblog and comment if you want me to talk about them if you want me to focus on them later.

skipping the entire arc, which is more like a battle royale than a tournament. Ita revealed at the end, after coolsans and shaggy end up going n an eternal loop of shaggy going to a higher percentage of power, while coolsans adds more kaioken multipliers, fat yoshi steps in and defeats them with a single finger.

He Then tells everyone that the tournament wasn't actually going to decide anything, no matter who won they were all going to enter the ranks anyway. It was just o gauge how strong they were and rank them appropriately.

Lost story short coolsans and the others enter the super space omniverse police. And go on to have more adventures. But to coolsans something seems off about fat yoshi, and his involvement in all of the missions.

Now I think I've shared enough of coolsans for now, and besides that's where season one wraps up, if any of you are interested in me telling you more about coolsans story, better knows as "the coolsans show" then please reblog and say so, or I won't be able to know.

You know, writing this all actually cheered me up a lot so, thanks for sticking through and listening to me ramble.

See ya later and leta end with the final quote of this qrc.

"redemption isn't always easy, but it is almost always possible, don't let your past hold back your future"

Oh but my dear coolsans, always rember to be honest about your past as well, or it may come back to take everything away from you.

#sans undertale #fanfiction #oc stuff #undertale #Ultra instinct shaggy #lol memes

[prosecutingfairy]

g r e e t i n g s

i'm clyde and i thought i had to do this post even thought it would be cringey

i speak turkish(mother language),english(fluently),and some german but not really fluent

im both an artist and a writer,so double the creativity and the pain

im aceflux and panplatonic (idk if that term exists or not,i feel platonic attraction but make it pan) and i use they/she. im still a cis female though,i still prefer they/she.

here is some useless info about me/getting to know about me:

im an infj 7w6

i went to...skopje,ohrid,prishtina and prizren (basically macedonia and kosovo)

im interested in law and willing to be a prosecutor?( i might turn into franziska or edgeworth.)

possibly neurodivergent.

i will possibly say sorry to everything? everyone says i shouldn't but idk i think im standoffish and an asshole sometimes.

anyways.

fandoms

jujutsu kaisen,the study case of vanitas,ace attorney,ENA,dumb ways to die (if it counts),deltarune,undertale,honestly idk

things i like(bands,hyperfixations and shit)

so...im going to ramble some shit out so you can skip this)

nirvana,pink floyd,guns n roses,foster the people,penelope scott (some of her songs),jack off jill,some turkish rock (i normally cant stand turkish music even it is my own countrys,but there is some specific bands like maNga,yüzyüzeyken konuşuruz etc. but idk much.),pinkshift,law,my ocs,writing,drawing,my ocs,my blanket,frogs,cats,astronomy,science,simple affection,colorful things,love letters,flowers,gardening,shopping,rambling,anyone listening to me,my fandoms...but yeah lets go on

projects

1. harper to the end of the world(dünyanın sonuna harper in turkish)

trigger warning: cringy,maybe some trauma,edgy teenager,narcissism,kind of venting and ranting,some spoilers?

harper is my kind of self-insert oc,when most people ask i say "a character based off me." so yeah my life is like shit and most people judge me for whateverthefuck i do. homever stabbing them is illegal and prohibited in Islam. i always wanted to control them and make them be sorry for what they did. i cant mention their irl name tho,i will get in trouble.(our advisory teacher and the counselor are such jerks,i don't like them.) and then harper gets the ability to...control them?

i admit i was trying to drag attention to myself in 6th grade,but that was the literal past and as my dear friend(i don't know if he still sees me as a friend.) mr. nobody,"the desire to drag attention to yourself comes from the lack of attention you are having." i couldn't agree more. i was a loner back then but i found some people that arent assholes but i don't know if they like me or not. theyre cool though. im a standoffish and attention addict girl as the girls gossip in my classroom but they talk about wanting a "big boy" or a "starboy" like wtf aren't those songs 💀 AND THEY LIKE A BOY WHO LITERALLY PULLED OFF A GIRLS HIJAB AND THERE IS RUMORS THAT HE LIKES ME 💀💀💀

but, what if there was someone who actually gave a fuck about me? yep,here comes my ocs. i get dragged into another universe where harper's and my other oc's dreams actually happens,but they have to fight with monsters and evil people etc. harper becomes a fairy and gets frogs and other pretty animals 🩷

2. interworld(dünyalar arası in turkish)

so,these characters.im going to write their name in english and turkish.most of the names have to do nothing with their original turkish names,but it suits them.

trigger warning!!

a good-looking teenage model,which is actually very nice,but doesn't want to model because the influence he gives on people,and doesn't want any bitches.also being verbally @b#s#d by his brother,the ceo of the big fashion company. xavier,our protagonist. (his name is Yıldırım.yep,thats his name.btw his mom dies after she gives birth to yağmur,her younger sister.)

a government agent,who just wants to live her teenage life. she was really depressed after her mom got fired and had to leave her for good.. has to go on murdering sprees sometimes. an ultimate spy,depressed(has tried...some things,i don't want to trigger people.) but dresses really cute. "monika" jenny. monika is her spy name,and she has a fake id for good. our protagonists best friend and lover.the turkish name doesn't change

xavier's stupid but nice,also a great listener cousin,getting emotionally neglected and verbally @b#s#d by his parents,again. He likes science and psychology. also looks like and almost is apollo justice.elliot,the protagonist's cousin.(şimşek in turkish.there is also a side character called fırtına[hurricane] and my friends call it "a weather forecast")

a standoffish but emotional and awkward fairy which is a selfish asshole to herself but actually a real mess? she either does a manspread or turns into a cat. thinks everyone is judging her of her apparence or hyperfixating. yes,thats harper,the "not ladylike" girl. i will explain the dynamics between stories later. she screams or meows often,when she doesn't want to talk/can't talk.

a monster/demon boy,that is awkward but really nice,stupid but smart,introvert but extrovert,shy but confident,basically complicated.likes to tease people .also says sorry really often. more gentle than the others but cant control himself when he's scared.he got @$$ault3d by his aunt.asterix,the fairy's lover. he will also send you shrek memes to make you smile at 3 AM. he likes cats.

a poc girlboss trying to dress like the kidcore/indie kid aesthetics? she is also a cancer survivor and she grew some hair too. but she used to get bullied by some bitches that were the complete opposite of kidcore,so she wants to dress like that way and she likes the aesthetic- marble,the confident one along with xavier. she likes makeup and still watches barbie movies.(she goes with "mermer" [marble] in the book)

these traumatized humans form a team with a void+man thing which gives them powers,and fights the evil. in the other universe. if you want to read it or have any questions,you can ask.

xavier x monika,asterix x clyde and marble x elliot looks good but xavier and asterix are gay so yeah xavier could fuck anyone honestly(he is bi).but since its going to be published in a homophobic country,theyre all straight because i need a shelter.

so uhm,this is the end.

sorry for the long post,i like introducing myself,and you don't have to read it all so...

yeah im sorry. im not trying to be edgy or attention seeking.

#writers on tumblr #oc #arrists on tumblr #introducing post #introducing myself #idk what im doing

[eldritch-apawmination]

sorry ive been gone anyways big mad rn!! rant time

about undertale bc im replaying it

how do ppl look at chara and go "hmm, dead child? influenced by our actions on genocide? no! they killed everyone :((" but. u did that

ur the one who killed ppl :?

aaanyway the people who make sans and chara have a rivals dynamic is so weird?? cuz.. they havent canonically interacted like at all, chara died b4 sans even existed !!

also js.. i think chara should have been the final boss! this one is more just ideas, but!! ok, dont get me wrong, i <3 azzy, best character, we also needed someone for narrator, but imagine how cool??? the big twist being that a human was the big bad? super cool! also chara had more connection to flowers, they were buried under flowers, died via flowers, ive seen fanwork of them falling ON flowers when they fell, like!! also, i think the small bits of charas personality that we saw in the tapes and stuff lends itself more to flowey's personality!! tbh i always found it weird like... how azzy just swapped?

BACK TO RANT ok

ok so i hate when ppl demonize chara, but what ab the "chara is an uwu soft smol bean!! obsessed w choccyyyyy"

its obvs better than the other, but like.. stop. these ppl are the same ppl who use she/her for chara and ship them with either their DEAD SIBLING(!!!!!!!!!), some other form of aforementioned D E A D. S I B L I N G. and justifies it by separating flowey from asriel, or they ship w frisk

theyre probably like 9 i get it but can we stop uwu-fying characters PLZZZ

anywayz its midnight i should probably sleep,,

#chara #chara dreemurr #asriel dreemurr #rant #undertale #undertale rant #evil chara #chara demonizers #sorry i type like a scene kid from 2005 (not really tho X3)

[hopefulstarfire]

🎮 and 🌳 for everyone? (I'm working on answering the ask you sent me for that ship meme, by the way. ^-^)

Wooo!!! I'm excited!!! And thank you for the ask!

🎮 If your OC lives or would live in the modern world, would they like video games? What would be their favorite game?

Kat: Kat loves video games and loves any and every kind she can get her hands on! She just loves games and she actually does stream a lot. She plays a variety from Fire Emblem, Persona, Final Fantasy and Dragon Age to Devil May Cry to Stardew Valley and Story of Seasons. But her personal favorite is Animal Crossing New Horizons. She gets so excited over the island creation and when Happy Home Paradise came out she was constantly on stream with it. She lives and breathes ACNH.

Maddox: Mads is more a casual video game player. He likes to pick up and explore and just have a good time. He doesn't play a lot of video games that require a lot of like dedication and attention but he also likes story heavy ones. He probably really is big into Devil May Cry and Dragon Age. Especially Dragon Age. He could go on an 8 hour rant about how it's a sin that they didn't make Varric romanceable. He probably also loves Mass Effect.

Iris: She honest to God never has time for video games anymore but wants to play them. She really loves rpgs and the jrpg games meant a lot to her when she was in school. Her favorite games are actually probably Earthbound and Undertale. She also enjoys Soul Calibur bc she plays it with her siblings and it's bonding time for them.

River: River's a big time gamer and he loves it. It's his big passion in life. They also learned how to do a lot of programming from playing them and watching Seto and also casually just. You know. Fixes the final level in Pacman by reprogramming the coding to complete the lay out because they were issued a challenge by Alister to beat the original Pac-Man and River is just. Like That. His favorite game series is probably Legend of Zelda and I feel like his favorite installment is Twilight Princess.

Nana: Nana is the Cozy Gamer Supreme. She loves getting to play all sorts of indie and cozy games and bundle up with her blankets and some tea and have the best time. She does really like the Story of Seasons games a lot and Pokemon (as do all of the gang), but is probably currently playing Spiritfarer, Potion Permit, Unpacking and Beacon Pines. What Remains of Edith Finch tho is the game she could write literal essays on. Her and Yugi were big Kingdom Hearts fans too!!

Vance and Chelsea: Chelsea was at the arcades all the time and she's still the queen at Mortal Kombat. Vance likes Pac-Man.

Dahlia and Dinah: Basically on the rated e for everyone games but they do really enjoy the Sonic games!!

Mason and his side of the family ocs and Meredith I don't see being too too into video games or picking them up. Flora is still kind of getting into them.

🌳 Would your OC survive for a week on their own in the wilderness?

I fully believe Mason, Chelsea, Vance, Wes, and Maddox could 100%. Kat could too, but she'd be complaining the whole time because she wants her own bed damnit.

Nana would somehow accidentally eat something poisonous. Like she is very smart but she'd probably eat something thinking that it wasn't poisonous.

Iris would if she got to live in a cottage in the woods unbothered. Otherwise no.

You couldn't pay River to do it. They would die in a heartbeat.

I feel like Meredith would stand a better chance with Roland because I feel like Roland could survive anything.

#yugioh #ygo #yugioh ocs #ygo ocs #you painted colors in my heart i could never replace #answered #kenz musings

[thisisgonnafuxkinkillme]

~Table of Contents~

Welcome to my Masterlist! Enjoy your stay, and have a cookie! You deserve it!

Check out my Ao3 for some of the same fics but with chapters rather than like, one gigantic post

And here’s my Wattpad!

Misc. Teacher Headcannons:

Offering your hand

Finding You Crying

Reacting to your Stretch marks

S/O with Chronic Illness

Cancelling Them

Maid Outfits

Screaming to Music

You Get Wayyy Too High

Their Pets

Search Histories

Wisdom teeth

The Teachers As Parents

‘I Like Your Shoelaces’ (OG Tumblr users will know)

Corona

Your special interest

Startling them

The Icks 

Halloween with Toshi 

Video Games

Saying ‘I love you’

Saying ‘I hate you’

Calling Them ‘Dad’ on Accident

Phrases I just *know* they say

NSFW Pro Hero Headcannons~

Misc. Student Headcannons

Computer Lab

Tsuyu Asui Headcannons~

Listening to You Rant about your special interest

Bubblegum (Mina x Bakugo drabble)

(NSFW!) Little Test Subject (Amajiki Tamaki smut)

(NSFW!) Pretty Please? (Sub! Mirio Togata x Reader)

Toshinori Yagi/ All Might/ Small Might Fics/Drabbles

A Tale of Two Yanderes 

Light Under The Door

Save me, Please! 

Shy

Kitchen Knife

Don’t Call Me That Anymore

Bad Grade

Bloody Hell

Forgotten Memory

Undertale With Toshi

Undertale With Toshi part 2/Deleted scene 

Teaching You How to Drive 

(NSFW!) There’s A First Time for Everything 

(NSFW!) Pink Cheeks (version a)

Violet Enigma

(NSFW!) My Yellow (Erasermight)

Aizawa Shota/Eraserhead

Aizawa Shota/Eraserhead

Teaching You How to Drive

(NSFW!) Welcome Home

My Baby, My Baby

Hello to a New You (Aizawa x transmasc!reader)

Don’t Talk Down To Yourself

(NSFW!) My Yellow (erasermight)

Yandere Aizawa headcannons

Lemon Drops

Misc Characters:

Hawks/Keigo Tamaki

(NSFW!) Pink Cheeks Version B

(NSFW!) See Me in My Office

Fatgum/Taishiro Toyomitsu

Asleep on the Beach

#masterlist #bnha fics #bnha fic writer #mha fics

[eudevie]

Time to have a nice relaxing degreasing bubble bath! I kinda liked the sketch better, though. So here is both!

#letsansrest #sans #undertale #first art in many years #not too bad! #e rants about undertale #letsansrestday #E attempts fanart

[rustycottoncandy]

Hi! I don't know how, but congratulations! You found my blog. Here you have some information about my page and I:

You can call me by any of the three words in my URL (Rusty, Cotton, and Candy), though my most used name is Rusty.

My pronouns are She/Her. I won't throw a brick at you if you misgender me, though. I don't really mind what people refer to me as.

• Sometimes I ask people to send me art requests, so if you see a post of mine with the tag #request time!, feel free to ask!

• I don't do commissions yet, since I still don't know how it works at all and I don't have so much time so I can't do them yet. But I will! Some day!

• A part of my content may be based on the fandoms I'm in, so if you're in them too, then you might enjoy my page.

I've got original characters (OCs), so you'll probably see a few posts here and there about them, whether they're just spilling information or drawings.

Fandoms I'm in/media I've consumed: Mamma Mia, Steven Universe, The Owl House, Dead End: Paranormal Park, Rick and Morty, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Be More Chill, Heathers The Musical, Heathers (1988), Gravity Falls, She-Ra Reboot, Undertale, Deltarune, Hamilton: An American Musical, Infinity Train, Nerdy Prudes Must Die, Mean Girls, La Sombra Del Viento (The Shadow Of The Wind [I haven't finished it yet though]), Beetlejuice: The Musical, Ride The Cyclone, Saw I, II, III, IV, V, VII and VIII, and Warrior Cats.

I SOMETIMES, and I repeat, SOMETIMES make comics. It's not an everyday thing and neither is this blog centered around making comics, but you might see one or two every now and then.

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Freak House / Downfall [Henry, Ethan, Cocoa, Daniel, Jan, Jenelia, Leonard, Sadie, Sam, Amy, Edward, Andrew, Aiden, Alba, Emerald]

Smooth Roses [Melody / Alice, Jackie / Jackalyn, Rick / Richard, Owen, Gabriel, Rose, Nicholas, Avery, Saturn, Autumn, Samuel, Shane]

Fuentebuena [Víctor / Victor, Claire / Clara, Button, Melmelada, María, Helena, B-Cat, Hide]

E&C Adventures [Evan & Caleb]

Dracone [Mel, Raydel, Honey, Dahlia, Ephil, Alither]

Altair & Nimue

I've got more OCs but there's some I hardly post about sooo

Now that you know me a bit more, you can keep navigating on my blog or go spend your time somewhere else, do whatever you want.

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[xiphiathepeacefullsword]

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Birthday is in Almighty April

My name is Xiphia, or Pat

Im an infp if that matters

I like to write, and draw and just create characters

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I cant stop drawing my ocs.

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[zirkkun]

a suffering aftermath.

a suffering aftermath. (Undertale Fanfic - based off of huntsman. by @alch3mic - rated M by AO3 standards)

+ huntsman!sans/lil red!reader (though instead written with they/them because;; self indulgence)

+ 1241 words, english

+ hurt/comfort with yandere elements. this is a rant fic based on parts of huntsman. that reminded me very much of of my own life. lowkey i guess “based on a true story” cause it’s my life lol

+ takes place after the events of huntsman., which you should totally read btw

+ “He thought it would be over once they were dead. Unfortunately, there are some scars left behind that cannot be healed. And he hates them with every fiber of his being.”

+ AO3 link

"You know... I'm glad that my stalker is gone, but..." They bit their lip as they spoke. "I always fear they're going to come back."

Sans turned to his human, a brow raised, the faint noise of the television still playing the movie the two of them had been watching. "what brings this up?" he asked.

"I... I dunno," they confess. "I was just thinking about it again." Pulling their legs up onto the couch, they held their head up by resting it against their knees. "I... I don't know if you know this, but... I had troubles with them long before they were my co-worker. In high school." There was a long pause between this confession and their continuation, eyes flipping between the television, the floor, and Sans's face eagerly awaiting the rest of their story. A sigh slipped passed their lips. "We'd met in middle school and were friends for a while, but it wasn't long until they were really clingy in... really physical ways. I... I really hated it. So I started just ignoring them, cause I didn't know what else to do. But they had my email, so they kept emailing me..."

For a moment, they tried to distract themself from the memory of it by watching the movie in front of them instead, but it was clear by Sans's motion of wrapping an arm around their waist and bringing them closer to him that he wanted to hear more of the story. Caving to this, they timidly continued. "They sent me a lot of horrible things, Sans. Long winded explanations of their abuse. Endlessly typo-filled letters of their love for me. Graphic descriptions of their sex life. Threats that they would cut themself or even kill themself if I didn't reply or accept them as if they weren't flawed. I was so scared. I didn't know what to do." It was beyond their control: tears started to trickle down their cheeks as they started to remember everything all at once. At the very least, Sans's gentle rubbing against their back was a bit calming, but it didn't stop the horror overwhelming their mind.

"E-eventually the emails stopped but... the stalker came back. It's almost like they were reignited the second I had a boyfriend." Sans repressed his resentment to hearing such a phrase, but soon pushed it aside with the reminder he could not change his human's life from before him. It only moderately settled his nerves. "The threats they made to him... he later ended up being just as abusive as they were, but so subtle and positive about it that I didn't even realize, but, stars, if anything happened to him because of me?" They shook their head aggressively, words cracking as they fell out of their mouth. "I don't know what I'd do with myself."

Sans couldn't bare to listen to their crying anymore. He pulled them even closer, embracing them completely in a hug and nuzzled into their neck, trying to carefully shush them as their cries refused to cease. Burying their face into the fabric of Sans's black hoodie, they tried to get a grip on their emotions again before saying anything; their hands were death gripping the back of his sweatshirt, trembling as they tried to calm their ever stuttering breath. "S-sorry," they eventually whimpered.

"for what, sweetheart?" Sans whispered. "it's ok. i'm here for ya. just say what you've got to."

Swallowing heavy, and while appreciating his kind words, they couldn't help but feel guilty for suddenly dropping such a heavy topic on him out of nowhere. Ah, it was just like them, wasn't it? To once again ruin a nice date night Sans had planned for the two of them... Their grip on his shirt tightened.

"Ha, ha..." They let out a nervous laugh, trying to sound at least a little more uplifted. "Can you really believe all that happened when I was 15...? And it wasn't even half of it..." They took another heavy breath before continuing, trying to suspend their hiccuping weeps for at least a brief time. "When it got to the end of high school, they desperately tried becoming friends with me again. We had a singular class together... and every time it rolled around it sent me into a silent panic attack. Sometimes they tried passing me notes through a 'mutual friend'... sometimes they'd hang up signs on their desk during class directed at me... and like six or seven times they made alternate accounts to try and follow me online and become friends that way... as someone else I didn't call a stalker. Every time I blocked them, they called me out, creating so much drama that I lost all the friends and bits of internet fame I'd built over the years..." They tucked their head further down. "Sorry, you don't care about that..."

"i care about everything that has to do with you," Sans blurted. "everything."

But they still weren't so sure, and skipped the topic anyway. No, they were sure he wouldn't care about how they had to make a new internet personality entirely. That was off topic at this point. Rather, the more important point...

"You know they found me again. They got the same job as me. They tried working with me. They tried asking me out again. They tried asking to be friends again. They threatened me again. They... They even learned where I lived and stalked me for weeks--"

"i know, i know," Sans hushed. "but they're not gonna hurt you anymore."

"But how can you be so sure...?"

"have I lied to you before, sweetheart?"

His coy tone. He knew the truth. But it's not like he would ever dare say anything.

To them, his voice sounded merely playful. Reassuringly positive.

... to an extent.

"No..." they mumbled, though some part of them wasn't wholly confident; speaking against his hoodie. "No, you haven't."

Sans pressed a soft kiss against their neck. "and i'm not gonna, ok? you can trust me. they're never going to hurt you ever again. not while i'm here for you."

The television continued through the movie, which was reaching its end. A pity. So close to a normal evening. But it was fine for now. The reasoning was legitimate enough. Sans was even finding himself a bit devastated at the sight of his Little Red's tears. Their genuine tears. Each one crushed him. Fueled his anger.

Hunting the enemy had been easy.

Dealing with the mess they caused was not.

Had this stalker not already been long dead and disposed of, Sans would have dropped everything to kill them right now. Anything to stop these tears from dripping down his precious human's cheeks. But now, there was nothing to express his fury onto. He could do nothing for now other than hold them close, despite how every passing second of hearing that traumatized sob practically cracked his Soul, bit by suffering bit.

Why is this not so easily dealt with?

Why can't he just... throw what's unnecessary away?

Why can't this motherfucking rat leave his Little Red Riding Hood alone?

Sans held them just a bit tighter. A bit more desperately. "i'm here for you, sweetheart," he reminded once again. He even grimaced as they held a tighter grip on his jacket, practically feeling their pain as if it was his own.

"nothing bad is ever gonna happen to you again."

#undertale #undertale fanfic #sans undertale #huntsman!sans #yandere tw// #past abuse tw// #hurt/comfort #oneshot #rant fic #zircon writes #undertale au

[chocolatte-and-despair]

May I ask for a matchup? I'm female, and I'm a bit chubby and short. I'm pretty easy to make blush, just compliment me and you've done it.

I like to draw, make video games, and write, but I'm willing to try out anything (like sewing and knitting) if I have nothing else to do. I get nervous in public and usually stick really close to the people I like and trust when I'm in public. I get scared easily and I can be pretty sensitive when it comes to what people say about me. I don't respond well to any form of physical touch by surprise, but I usually adore hugs and cuddles as long as I'm not caught off guard.

I have a bunch of scars all over me because I don't really heal, so I'd like it if they don't really judge me for it. Once I'm used to someone I tend to act more silly around them. I love having stress balls (but I accidentally break them too often-), plushies, or any type of weird pillow I can find.

I like anything soft, this isn't too important, and I'm not really sure why I've mentioned it. Sometimes I get tired of people every so often and I need to be alone, so I'm hoping whoever I get will be fine with that. Of course, once I'm done I'll probably go back to clinging to them unless they don't want me to.

I have a bit of a dark sense of humor, even though I'm pretty big on Justice and people getting what they deserve. Talking to me is just me being awkward, then ranting about science and theories I think are cool, then me being silly, and then, finally, me shitposting. I don't respond well to yelling, and it can scare me a lot.

One more thing before I end up accidentally telling you my life story, since you basically already know everything about me now. I love buying and making the people I care about gifts or little text adventure games. I'll do this randomly, so there's usually no reason for it. Sorry, I said way too much.

After thinking for a little bit, I decided to give you ... Lady (Undertale Snowdin Shopkeeper)! Here are a few reasons why. First of all, if you are looking for someone who is very understanding of your need to be alone, or to cuddle, she is the perfect person for that. Lady will always make sure that you are comfortable, and will never push you out of your comfort zone. Chances are that she will most likely just try her best to make sure that others don’t make you uncomfortable either.

Lady is very cuddly, meaning that you can get as much physical affection out of her as you want. There is no limit at all. And, to add to it all, Lady is very soft, because of her fur. 

Lady is very motherly and caring, so she would help you around with chores, and would always prepare you some delicious meal. She’s also the first one to reassure you about your scars, saying that she doesn’t mind them one little bit and that whoever says they aren’t pretty, they are lying.

Lady is the perfect person to listen to your scientific talks. As she is a mother, she is used to listening to stories and acting interested. Of course, sometimes she is interested, but most of the time, she just doesn’t understand what you are talking about. 

* Their  age: human age: 1781 years old, monster age: 37 years old

* Their  height: 6'2 feet

* Their  yandere type: Manipulative yandere

* Their  dere type: Deredere

* Their  Sexuality: Cisgender female Bicurious Panromantic

A . How would they show their love and affection? How intense would it get? - Lady is the type that shows her affection through physical things or making stuff. Lady would either hug you, cuddle you, kiss you, and other things like that, or she would make your delicious breakfast and would help you out as much as possible. 

B. What type of future are they planning with their lover? - Lady dreams of getting married to you one day, maybe even having one or two more children. She already has three children, but she wouldn’t mind having a few more with you too. She wants to feel like you all are a family. She wants to be happy with you. 

C. What is the scariest moment with them? - The moment that Lady made sure to poison someone that has been harassing you, through laced cigarettes from her shop. Honestly, it’s a surprise that no one ever found out, but one thing was for sure. She wasn’t someone to play with. 

D. How do they usually act with their lover? - Lady is very motherly and sweet. There is not one moment when she isn’t out there, trying her best to make her lover feel better. She will always clean the house for you, and try to spend time with you if you want. She might even start conversations about your favorite topics. 

E. How would they court their lover before? - Lady would make sure to become someone who you can depend on. The moment that Lady is sure that you feel comfortable around her, she would slowly start romancing you, trying to act like she is the perfect person for you, before asking you out. 

F. What's their favorite memory/thing in the relationship? - The moment that you first met her children. The moment was so sweet, and to this moment, she can’t forget when her four favorite people finally met and were getting so well along, like a true family. 

#yandere undertale imagines #yandere imagines #undertale imagines #yandere match up #match up #yandere #undertale #snowdin shopkeeper #yandere undertale #undertale snowdin shopkeeper #yandere snowdin shopkeeper #yandere undertale snowdin shopkeeper

[annaraebananawriter]

Pan’s Lullaby

Yellow! Here is another oneshot. Now, just so you know, this one is meant to be read as platonic, but it could also be romantic if you want. I, personally, see these two as friends, most of the time, but I do like it when they are lovers too.

Fandom: Undertale, but specifically Dreamtale and Errortale

Characters: Dream (Who belongs to Joku), Error (Who belongs to CQ)

Pairings: None really, but you can read it as such

Warnings: Language, I think that’s it. Let me know.

Word Count: 1613

~oOo~

Error hadn’t met Dream one on one before.

They fought, yes, but this was mostly because of Ink. Dream was a part of Ink's team, The Star Sanses (which was a pretty stupid name, in Error's opinion), so they had naturally been enemies. If it hadn't been for that, the two probably wouldn't have met.

That being said, from what Error had seen Dream was fairly happy and upbeat. He was the Guardian of Positivity, so it was a given he would positive. Sometimes, the happiness that radiated of him would get on Error's nerve and annoy him, but Dream was the most tolerant of the trio, so he ignored it.

Nightmare, however, seemed to hate Dream with a burning passion. From the few conversations Error had with him, he seemed to always see Dream as this thorn in his side, someone who was so perfect, so naive, that he didn't care about anyone in his shadow. Nightmare usually went off on a rant about Dream, with Error only half-listening.

(“Like, honestly, how can someone be so blind?! Am I right, Error?... Error?”

“Hmm.”

“...you're not listening, are you?”

"Nope.")

So, Error decided to just assume that Dream was a happy person who had his life together, with almost no hardships bothering him.

He was so, so wrong.

~oOo~

It was late in the day and Error had just gotten back to his Anti-Void. He immediately flopped on his beanbag and let out a yawn.

It had been a long, but satisfying, day of destroying and avoiding Ink. Though, it was surprisingly easy to avoid the soulless creator, as he hadn’t appeared all day. It made Error paranoid, expecting Ink to jump out and scare him at any moment. But he didn’t.

Error didn’t dwell on it for too long, though. It was good for his work in the long run. Now, there was twenty or so less AUs (Abominations) in the Multiverse.

Error’s eyes opened backup as the voices started, interrupting his potential sleep. He groaned.

“Shut up!” He shouted to the nothing around him, his voice glitching all over the place. The voices didn’t listen; instead, they got louder, urging him to do too many things at once. “God Damnit, just SHUT UP ALREADY!”

Error panted slightly in anger; fists tightly clenched. The voices finally quieted, which made him breathe a quiet sigh of relief. However, he was now wide awake and most likely wouldn’t be sleeping for a while yet.

So, Error got up and made a portal to the only AU he really liked: Outertale.

He had found Outertale by accident a long time ago. Full of anger, rage, hatred, and strangely enough, betrayal, but for the life of him Error can’t remember why. He was ready to destroy whatever world he ended up in.

Then, he looked up and saw the thousands upon thousands of stars decorating the sky.

~oOo~

It was so beautiful. Red, pink, purple, blue: he could see them all and so many more. He was awed. Excited. At peace. He closed his eyes and sat down, breathing deeply, relaxed for the first time since he escaped that wretched white void he calls home.

He didn’t want to go back.

But something was wrong.

It was too pretty. Too distracting, too peaceful. Too much. It burned. It pained him, glitches pouring into his eyes, pieces of his body breaking off before slamming back into place. Hurts, hurts, hurts. Gen—Error screamed—

~oOo~

Error shook his head to clear the memory from his mind. He rocked back on his heels, staring up at the stars above.

He had avoided this place for a while after that, but eventually found himself drawn back. Each time he came, the more he felt like it was a place to relax, not one that meant to cause him harm. His crashes and little attacks he had slowly decreased until they disappeared. Now, he came here whenever he was down, stressed, angry, anything really.

And the stars never stopped shining, never stopped being beautiful.

Error sighed and made his way to his spot. There was a cliff, and if you looked down, you would see just blackness. But if you looked up, you had a clear view of the stars. It was the perfect spot, as no one but Error knew about it.

Except, that apparently wasn’t true.

Error blinked. There was someone in his spot. At first, anger filled him, urging him to go over and demand his spot back. Maybe even kill whatever abomination found it, so that way no one could tell about his spot. Until he heard it.

Humming. And crying.

Whoever found his spot was humming, yet they were stumbling as they kept interrupting themselves with sobs and sniffles. They had a steady voice, anyways.

Error found himself in a sort of trance. The humming was quite…pleasing, if he was honest. He had to get closer, had to see who this person was. So, he walked closer. One, two, three steps and he saw them. They had their back turned to Error, but he didn’t care about that, or the cape around their shoulders, or the crown on their—

Error blinked.

And again.

There was no way. His mind had to be playing tricks on him. Right? Right. There was no way that was—

“Dream?” Error spoke before he could stop himself. He tensed.

The person jumped and gasped, cutting their humming off. They quickly wiped at their tears and turned around.

Error was right. It was Dream. But, how? Why? This conflicted with everything Error had known about him. He was so confused. What if this was a trick? A trap? But if that was the case, he would have been attacked already. And those tears didn’t seem to be fake.

The two held a staring contest for a bit.

Then, Dream wiped the tears away, not that it worked, scrambling onto his feet. “E-Error!” He said, trying to smile through. “I-I’m so so-sorry! I didn’t know this was your place.”

Error was silent, watching Dream.

Dream hiccupped, trying to wipe some more tears away. “I-I’ll, uh…I’ll go. I don’t want to be i-in your way…” He reached out and summoned a portal. He moved to go through but was stopped.

“Stay.”

Dream paused, blinking. Error blinked too. He wasn’t supposed to say anything. He was supposed to just let Dream leave so that he could have his spot back. And yet…at the same time, he didn’t’ want Dream to leave. It was confusing.

Error decided to just roll with it. He walked to the ledge and sat down in the spot Dream was before. He felt the positive being’s eyes on him.

“W-What?” Dream stuttered.

“I said, stay.” Error reaffirmed, a hint of annoyance in his voice. Dream was silent. Error felt a blush grow on his cheeks and he huffed. “Listen, you can stay, just don’t make it weird, okay?!”

Error directed his focus to watching the stars. He didn’t care whether Dream accepted his offer or not. Soon enough, though, he heard the portal close and Dream sit down next to him, a comfortable distance between them.

They watched the stars together for a bit, each lost in their own thoughts. Error heard Dream start crying again.

He sighed. “What’s wrong?”

“H-huh?”

“I can hear you thinking from over here, and you don’t exactly cry silently. So,” He looked over at Dream, locking eyes. “what’s wrong?”

Dream looked away. “I-It’s nothing…”

“Bullshit!” Error hissed, making Dream jump. “I’m trying to be nice here, so just tell me what’s wrong so we can watch the stars in peace and quiet?!” Error was losing his patience.

Dream was silent for a bit. Error huffed and prepared to give up, when the other spoke softly.

“Today is December 21st…mine and Nightmare’s birthday.”

Error blinked. He didn’t expect that. If anything, he was expecting something trivial that dream was just complaining about because he was so perfect, he didn’t have time for it. Apparently, he was wrong.

“And…” Dream continued, staring at his lap. “It’s also been 1,000 years since the Apple Incident. 700 of which I spent in a stone prison, unable to move, see, hear, or speak.”

Error paused at that. He knew that the guardians had been around for a long time, Nightmare had bragged about it constantly, but he didn’t expect it to be that long. It was almost mind-blowing. And to spend 700 years alone with only your thoughts…well, it reminded Error of his time in the Anti-Void.

At this moment, Error felt like he understood Dream more than anyone else. They were both stuck in a place with just their thoughts, and even if Error could’ve still moved and spoken, he had the impression that Dream’s thoughts eventually started to scream back at him too.

“I-I’m sorry,” He heard Dream speak again and looked over. Dream had a sad smile on his face that looked strained. He looked tired. “for putting my problems on you, I—”

“Stop apologizing.” Error commanded, all animosity gone from his voice, replaced with a hint of gentleness.

“Sor—…okay.”

They directed their gaze back to the stars. Something new was between them, a connection of sorts. They knew that the other understood, but they didn’t need to say it out loud. They just…knew.

“That song you were humming before, does it have any words?”

“Ah…I think so, but I’ve long forgotten them.”

“…can you still sing it again?”

“Okay.”

They sat there together, the stars gleaming and a pleasant song filling the air. They both felt warm at having made a new…friend.

#my writing #dream sans #error sans #oneshot