Tubbo: Why are you- why are you giving me the look-over? Why are you looking me up and down? Like, what's this? Why- why- why are you giving me the eye? Why are you eyeing me up? Not interested, pal! Not interested!
Federation Worker: i like the heterophobia in your eyes
Tubbo: "I like the heterophobia in your eyes." What does that even mean? What does that even- is that even a real thing? [Whispers] Is that-? Sorry, I think you misspelled homophobia.
my friend introduced me and couple other of my friends to your page and we absolutely fell in love. your writing is incredible, we text each other to remind each other another chapter of simmer is coming out and how excited we are for it. i literally get so excited whenever i’m reading because eddie is written so well and the world building is incredible and it always makes my monday and gives me something to look forward to. WE LOVE YOU AND YOUR WRITING SO MUCH🩷🩷
this is the absolute cutest thing in the world! guys 😭 you’re all adorable, thank you so much! 🥹🧡
I’m not gonna lie I’m half tempted to have Genshin say this to Kazuma: I know he’s your partner. You two remind me of the time I tried to convince your grandma your mom and I were just friends. ‘Mrs. Watanabe, Sakura and I are just friends.’ ‘Oh really Genshin then what is this bump in her stomach?’ Genshin just decides to embarrass Kazuma in front of Ryu.
wait taylor’s new album is literally CALLED the TORTURED POETS department ?? that’s the funniest fucking thing i’ve heard all week. i couldn’t make this shit up oh my god
“He never had any real hope in the affair from the beginning; but being a cheerful hobbit he had not needed hope, as long as despair could be postponed.”
The comic is based on a scene from the chapter “The passage of the marshes”