killerwizrd555

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portal 2 is about a few things but most of all its about a dumb guy in the eye of a category 5 lesbian drama hurricane

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goodnight, darling...

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I made that too

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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

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@transwarcriminal amazing incredible impeccable wonderful all things beautiful. the girls are Legos now

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Frankenstein and her monster

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“How about one date?” but it’s Jessie/Tifa. (2020)

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riz shows up in legend lore because he summoned the night yorb. if kipperlilly is reviving ankarna just so she can be mentioned in the legend lore wiki i will forgive all of her crimes

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aerith should be at the club

#ff7 rebirth

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murph: you gotta honor the cock

everyone else:

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fig faeth CV

previous/current roles:

wizard's paramour

presidential candidate bodyguard

archdevil/recording studio owner

rockstar

podcast producer

podcast host/s

podcast guest/s

banker harasser

surgeon

emo girl

lunch-lady trainee

student

adventurer

skills:

wizard paramour

german shepherd

hairnet crafts

helping parents get jobs

love

winking

achievements:

wizard's paramour

best friend of gorgug thistlespring who defeated the night yorb

have at least 4 parents

reference:

attractive bard teac

porter cliffbreaker

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GET HER ASS ADAINE

Source: r/Dimension20

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realizing now that the ratgrinders probably DIDN'T kill lucy frostblade at all. likely, they were all killed by the same entity (jace or some other proxy of the rage goddess) at the same time and lucy was just the only one with the integrity to stay dead, instead of becoming a puppet. that's why ruben was so sad when he said she "stuck to her guns." because he wishes he had been able to be that brave instead of living with a constant anger inside him that overshadows every other part of his life! their grief is, on some level, probably genuine

but now they've passed the moral event horizon and killed buddy almost as a sort of "initiation" ritual. a messed-up version of hazing. "you can't be one of us until you die and come back wrong too"

#i think you got it #fhjy spoilers

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Kipperlily really is so “you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum I grew up in” coded.