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teeleif · 3 months
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Passive aggressive sun real
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yumchxa · 7 months
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oopsie I forgor to share this here!
anyways, Earthspark Bumblebee pls pls date me I will cook and clean for you 🦭
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uhhh-ghouls007 · 1 year
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Rian Johnson. I NEED them to team up
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dolcepuccino · 6 months
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giving the vibe “you drive the boat, i’ll take care of our baby” 🧸
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avocadosockz · 2 years
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petition to put katie mcgrath in s2 of First Kill and allow her to be the fully realized gay vampire she was always meant to be
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myrathefarmer · 1 month
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Cheesy Valentines Day cards are my passion 🐻🐮💌🧟‍♀️🪻 @camronjk
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antaripirate · 10 months
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Kell and Lila, to Holland, at any given moment:
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disaster trio disaster trio disaster trio
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rancidsugar · 3 months
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A gift for @jedi-nurse 🥰
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I think I need a fanfiction where Jaskier is like 30 and an established professor (traveling bard career didnt pan out as planned. He’s an excellent teacher but does still travel some) at Oxenfurt and meets a fresh out of Kaer Morhen 17ish year old Geralt.
And baby Geralt sees this very attractive older man who is nice to him and buys him a drink. Discovers he’s a bard with no self defense training, and takes it upon himself to make sure this very kind very pretty human doesn’t die. Jaskier thinks it’s adorable that Geralt follows him around like a lost puppy. (Young Henry Cavil levels of adorable here)
Young Gerlat who hasn’t had all his hope and sense of being a hero kicked out of him yet having Jaskier “I will stab you if you insult my Witcher” the Bard as a travel companion within months of leaving the keep.
Young Geralt actually openly loving the professor’s songs.
Jaskier practicing lectures he’s planning on Geralt as they travel and Geralt gets the best education as a result.
Jaskier holding Geralt as he cries after not being able to save a child for the first time.
Jaskier being the one with the power that naturally comes with being older and more experienced.
Geralt being a big puppy dog and eagerly trying to get Jaskier’s approval and being very helpful and talking more as a result.
The two idiots falling in love and Jaskier being conflicted about it at first because “you’re just a kid!” “Jaskier, I’m 29.” “A BABY!!”
Geralt having “toss a coin” to help his reputation from day fucking 1.
Jaskier being there to help Geralt deal with the mess that was Renfri in a way that DOESNT result in “Butcher of Blavakin” happening.
Jaskier being Geralt’s first love
Geralt spending his winters trying to figure out how to give Jaskier immortality only to discover he’s already immortal because “wait, you don’t look 60.” “Well you don’t look 50 either! I moisturize. Back off!”
Geralt thinking Jaskier is the most brilliant man he’s ever met when they first meet instead of thinking he’s an idiot.
Jaskier helping Geralt grieve his brothers after the attack. Helping him grieve when he lost his first Roach. Teaching him healthy coping mechanisms and emotion management.
EMOTIONALLY STABLE GERALT
@0dde11eth
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ryanwiseman · 1 year
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Watching the trailer to that Mario movie, I watched it without realizing Bowser was being voiced by Jack Black. I am so fucking impressed that he pulls off a Bowser role so well to where you couldn’t even tell it’s Jack Black voicing him. But what the fuck, why do we have Chris Pratt as Mario if he’s going to do such a poor job at voice acting????? Jack Black sounds like the kid in class that spent since birth prepping for the class presentation. Chris Pratt sounds like he prepped during the class he’s presenting.
If we can get a studio to redo the entire Sonic character design, we can get this one to drop Chris Pratt. We deserve a Mario film without a F- performance from Chris Pratt
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HELP—
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LOKI IN THE DESTIEL TAG OH MY GOD
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coffee-at-annies · 4 months
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tenjikyu · 3 months
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i hate to bitch about this but it’s gotta be discussed.
why is it so hard to write gn readers. like, i just don’t get it. it just cannot be THAT HARD. (check my blog if you want, i’ve written gn fics and none of them have fem/masc terms in them without even needing to be double checked)
and if you’ve had people complaining to you about it, why do you say you’ll fix the issue when you wont?
it’s completely fine if you wanna write for female readers if you’re gonna fail THAT BADLY at writing gender neutral 😭😭 if you’re most comfortable with using she/her pronouns in a fic then GO WITH IT BABES BC THE FIC IS SO GOOD SO LETS LET YOUR PROPER AUDIENCE ENJOY IT
it’s just annoying when you’ve got a dick between your legs but you’re reading a supposedly gn fic after being referred to as princess,my girl, sister and pretty lady for the 100th time.
there should be no reason to write for a gender neutral audience if you can’t stick to it.
i’m not here to shit on anyone, i’m just saying that if you can’t keep your fics gender neutral then don’t write it. if you can only write for your specific gender then go for it! no shame in struggling to write for the opposite gender! just don’t let other people get annoyed reading your works then get pissed when they’re the ones who you mislead and they point it out.
anyways i came here to bitch bc i was stalking a supposedly gn blog with abt 80% of its content containing STRICTLY fem reader when it wasn’t labeled as such. (i’m not even joking, it was full on anatomy, titles, pronouns and EVERYTHING like there was no holding back on the fem aligned reader LOL)
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therealdistortion · 2 months
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A protocol regarding the Magnus institute???
In a podcast called the Magnus protocol???
…I’m sure it’s nothing
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striving-artist · 1 year
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Technically this is because I saw it in fiction I was reading, but considering the devolving state of American reproductive rights…
A pregnancy is measured in weeks from your last period, not weeks since The Sex™ So in general if you have a 28 day cycle, you ovulate around day 14, have had sex before or around that date, and implantation happens about 9ish days after conception. Some at home pregnancy tests, sometimes, if you’re lucky and your hormones are high, can give a positive reading 3 days after implantation. That would be day 26 of your cycle.
So you’re thinking to yourself, ok, at that point, you’re a few days, maybe a week pregnant, right? Wrong.
If you do all that, are trying to get pregnant and are testing obsessively, and find out earliest possible day, you would be 3w 5d pregnant. Most people don’t test until a missed period plus a couple days. Let’s call it five days late. That person tests, and finds out when they are almost 5 weeks pregnant.
Now lets be realistic. Lots of people don’t have textbook 28 day cycles.
Let’s say you have an average of a 35 day cycle but it’s unpredictable. You’ve got a healthy sex life. You miss your period, wait five days bc you know your cycle is wacky, go get a test on day six after work, and test first thing in the morning (when they tell you to test). You would be 6 weeks pregnant and would already be ineligible for an abortion in some states. You probably have no symptoms or indication other than a late period. Early pregnancy symptoms look a hell of a lot like PMS. It isn’t a movie; you don’t get a clear indicator.
Pregnancy math isn’t measured from implantation or conception. It’s called gestational age, and it’s the infamous Forty Weeks in your head about pregnancy. It’s also why sometimes you go to 42 weeks or later, because the baby isn’t done, because ovulation wasn’t in week 2, it was in week 4. Yes, doctors sometimes adjust dates and estimates after you start ultrasounds. But this weird math is what lots of the strict abortion bans are based on.
In your head, unless you know this already, hearing someone talk about a six week abortion ban sounds like someone had six weeks after sex to notice the pregnancy and make a decision. They didn’t. They might have had a couple days. They may have not even known they were late when they already crossed the line.
If you want to argue about this issue, write about this, protest, scream, pray, whatever; start by knowing what it actually means, and go from there.
(Sorry it’s in red, I’m on mobile)
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hellsite-hall-of-fame · 9 months
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would you like a box? no? too bad *chucks a box at your face*
*very gracefully catches it*
jokes on you because I actually do want a box, so thank you so very much for this gift :D
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