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cedarxwing · 2 months

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Faust allusions in Hannibal

"I believe that Hannibal Lecter is as close as you can come to the devil, to Satan. He's the fallen angel. His motives are not banal reasons, like childhood abuse or junkie parents. It's in his genes. He finds life is most beautiful on the threshold to death, and that is something that is much closer to the fallen angel than it is to a psychopath." - Mads Mikkelsen on Hannibal as the Devil

I'm not a Faust expert or anything, but I've been balls deep in Wikipedia for the last week and here are my findings:

Super Short Summary of Faust:

Faust is an old scholar dissatisfied with life. One day Mephistopheles (the Devil) shows up and offers him a deal including unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures. The particulars of the deal vary by version:

Original Faustbuch: Mephisto offers 24 years of service, and then Faust must serve him forever in hell.

Goethe: Mephisto will serve Faust until he experiences a moment of perfect satisfaction, after which he'll be dragged to hell. (Mephisto also makes a secondary bet with God that he can tempt Faust away from righteousness and into damnation.)

Gounod's opera: Mephisto turns Faust young again and wins him the beautiful Marguerite's heart. He also offers knowledge and power, but the story is more about Marguerite.

In most versions, Faust is damned to Hell at the end. In Goethe's version, Faust finds his moment of perfect satisfaction, but Mephisto doesn't succeed in tempting Faust into sin, so Faust ends up going to Heaven.

Explicit References

I won't list all the times the script refers to Hannibal as the Devil, but they're fun to look for. :)

The first explicit reference to Faust is in Sorbet (1x07), when Gounod's Le veau d'or plays while Hannibal gathers meat for his dinner party. This aria is Mephisto's manifesto on human nature:

"The calf of gold is the victor over the gods! In its derisory (absurde) glory, The abject monster insults heaven! It contemplates, oh weird frenzy! At his feet the human race, Hurling itself about, iron in hand, In blood and in the mire, Where gleams the burning metal, And satan leads the dance"

People are slaves to greed and easily tempted away from their morals--a nice description of Hannibal's perspective on humanity and his favorite pastime. I also like the implication that the rude people in his Rolodex are damned souls that he's come to reap.

This is a quote from Hannibal Rising when Hannibal watches Faust at the Opera Garnier with Lady Murasaki and the Paris Police Commissioner (which, wow, this chapter is practically Phantom of the Opera fanfiction). It's funny, because at that point in the novel, Hannibal is more Faust than Mephisto, so he's contemptuous of himself. Later, once he's undergone some, ahem, character development, the book quotes Goethe:

"I'd yield myself to the Devil instantly, Did it not happen that myself am he!"

This is probably the origin of the "Hannibal is the Devil" interpretation.

Also, I just want to point out that it's not particularly unique to be contemptuous of Gounod's Faust. He's a skeevy old man who fucks up his own life and everyone else's out of boredom, which is very human and relatable, but not very likable! We're all Fausts who are contemptuous of Faust, just like we're all rooting for Hannibal and contemptuous of Chilton.

Another quote from Goethe. Faust says this line while complaining that he has to choose between a simple/familiar/earthly life and a life unbound by earthly limitations (x). The double meaning of this line perfectly sums up Dolarhyde's predicament. He gave up a normal life to experience something otherworldly, and now he's fighting against the Red Dragon to save Reba.

This line also summarizes the temptation Hannibal dangles in front of Will. "Don't you crave change, Will?" A moment of perfect satisfaction, after which his soul will forever belong to Hannibal. This moment comes to pass when they kill Dolarhyde and go off the cliff, a metaphorical fall from Heaven (better explained here: x).

Not to get too lost in the weeds, but I would argue that killing Dolarhyde wasn't really a sin (maybe it was a sin to let those prison guards die, but killing Dolarhyde was self-defense and he was a serial killer for Pete's sake), so Hannibal lost his bet with God (Jack), and Will (Faust) is going to heaven after all, just like in Goethe's version. Maybe this idea would've been explored in Season 4, who knows.

Faustian Bargains

Once you strike a bargain with Hannibal, your soul belongs to him, and he can collect it at any time. The whole show is a series of people falling for this trap (except for Will, to Hannibal's never-ending frustration).

Some characters go to Hannibal seeking "otherworldly knowledge" while others are motivated by material greed. Gideon wants to know the Ripper and pays the price. Chilton and Sutcliffe commiserate with Hannibal in their medical malpractice and are punished accordingly. In Digestivo, Alana/Margot accept Hannibal's offer to take the fall for Mason's murder (and also get Mason's sperm) so they can inherit the Verger fortune.

The Faustian bargain motif is most apparent in Season 3, when Hannibal starts making characters explicitly ask for his help:

And, of course, the bargain Hannibal waited three seasons to strike:

Bedelia is the purest manifestation of this. She makes not one but two deals with Hannibal. The first was to help her get away with murder. The second was to take her "behind the veil" in Florence, where she acquires otherworldly knowledge and experiences. This is framed as "lucid greed" on her part, and maybe not just greed for knowledge, depending on how much she made off her lectures about being Lydia Fell! Hannibal spends Season 3a trying to get her to "participate" and makes some headway before his plans are derailed. She gets her come-uppance in the post-credits scene.

Finally, the most heartbreaking deal Hannibal makes:

Abigail's soul belongs to Hannibal as soon as she accepts this offer. In Mizumono, she willingly goes to her fate. :(

(Again, I'm not an expert, so if I got anything wrong please correct me!!)

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal meta #faust #bedelia du maurier #alana bloom #will graham #abel gideon #frederick chilton #margot verger #francis dolarhyde #cedar writes

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the-boney-rolls · 28 days

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The Great Covid Beatles Binge, Day 2: Give My Regards to Broad Street

Hoo boy, here we go!

OK so we open with a stern/bored looking Paul stuck in traffic in the rain and it looks like he's spacing out... hey, Paul, are you starting to daydream? Paul? Is this whole movie about to be a dream, Paul? Oh god

This silly little car! The computer, the carpet, the pool ball gear shift. It's giving the 80's car version of the Beatles house in Help! It's also giving hyper-masculine in a way that is, I'm sorry, not convincing.

This plot is already deeply inscrutable. Something about some missing tapes, a reformed criminal that Paul knows somehow and trusts for some reason, and some ominous business men. Something bad will happen at midnight if the tapes aren't found. OK!

Ringo looks so cool and hot! That vest over that sick as hell dragon shirt. Yes. This scene is genuinely funny, too -- Ringo spends the entirety of "Here, There and Everywhere" and "Yesterday" searching through his mountains of drum equipment looking for brushes, only to find them too late. Apparently, the reason for this scene is that Ringo just didn't want to re-record old Beatles songs!

And now we have Paul, Ringo, George Martin and Geoff Emerick all together in a scene! Makes me think about how George Harrison apparently was a little miffed Paul didn't just call him to ask for filmmaking advice since it was something he had experience with. What could have been!

“Wanderlust” is such a great song, actually, damn.

“I’m not a bad boy, really. I’m just — er, manipulated” John??

Now this is more like it! Surprise Linda in drag, hell yes!

I don't know why this scene is happening? It's a rehearsal for... something? But I'll take it. I love "Ballroom Dancing" and I love vaudeville Paul.

I'm starting to feel like Paul's grandpa in AHDN, "so far, I've been in a train and a room, and a car and a room, and a room and a room." Did Paul's experience on that set define what a movie is to him? "Ah yes, a movie must include lots of transportation from one location to another and then some musical scenes." But dear, it worked because there were jokes! And all four of you to play off each other.

I.......... what

This is Silly Love Songs, of all things!

Again, I don't know why this scene is happening in the context of the movie. Is it another rehearsal for something? A music video? Television special? Who knows, Yoko! But OK here we go, I sure am having fun! Linda is extremely into it. That slap bass kills. There's a Michael Jackson impersonator for some reason? Sure! It makes no sense but I love this man and his bizarre beautiful mind.

So now we're doing band rehearsal in some kind of barn? Or abandoned warehouse? Or something? All of the plot of this movie seems to happen in dialog in cars en route to some ambiguous musical engagement.

“Do you think we can get some heat in here or are we practicing to be Canadians?” God bless you, Ringo.

“Should we try Not Such a Bad Boy” “Do we have to?” “Yeah” Bossy Paul bosses around a Beatle, we love to see it.

Is this song about him or John?

The French horn player coming in late to record "For No One," inexplicably in a bright red motorcycle helmet, so late that he’s preparing up until right before the solo starts. Reminds me of that story of Ringo recording Hey Jude. But it also feels very symbolic of something. There are so many odd inscrutable details in this movie, it could almost be Lynchian in someone else's hands.

“We’re running, and running out of time too” It feels meaningful but I don't know how.

Hello Mr. Darcy! Wow, can I have an entire movie that’s just this Victorian dream sequence? Can we go back in time and do a Beatles movie period piece, please??

The strings in this which are inspired by but are not quite "Eleanor Rigby" are lovely. Apparently this whole sequence is called "Eleanor's Dream," which implies that Paul is Eleanor. Make of that what you will, I suppose.

I like that Linda is a pants-wearing photographer in this period scene. Linda's gotta Linda.

This strikes me as very Evil Beatles. Again, make of that what you will.

Barbara and Linda are acting the HELL out of this going over the waterfall scene damn.

I don't know, I could screen grab this entire segment, it's amazing, it's insane.

But I can't gloss over Paul being horny for Ghost Horse Girl Linda. Incredible.

"That’s it you’re finished. What are you gonna do now?" Well ok at least this one is pretty obviously a reference to the critical reception of his career after the Beatles and again after John.

"Uncle Jim" Ok so I guess this is supposed to be his dad, but what is the point of this scene? And why the monkey? The further I get into this film the more I feel like I am looking deep into this man's psyche but through the murkiest of windows. I'm here for the weird dream symbolism, Paul, but if you're gonna go that route, again go full Lynch and get even weirder.

Just the straight up original recording of "Band on the Run" feels out of place with all these re-records. I wonder why that choice.

His car license plate is "PM 1" That's right, baby, you're number 1.

Another little cute but inconsequential day dream (presumably within the dream that is this entire movie). He looks like Roy Orbison here.

Oh ok Harry was just locked in a cupboard this whole time. So the whole "plot" was pointless. Cool cool cool.

Paul and Harry being giddy and laughing together is cute though, and it makes me wish that that relationship was fleshed out more. Who are they to each other, exactly??

Yup it was all a dream. Love it, love that for us. Thanks, Paul.

OK so this was definitely barely a movie. There could have been something here, but I'll go back to what I said above -- I wish he'd gone weirder with the whole thing! And I wish Paul himself had been weirder. The character Paul is kind of a dud, just plodding along from place to place and only coming alive when he performs. It's like that Hawaiian shirt is supposed to be a stand in for characterization. But worth it for the music video scenes and for getting a tiny glimpse into Paul's psyche.

#give my regards to broad street #paul mccartney #the beatles #linda mccartney #ringo starr

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foap-enjoyer · 6 months

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2023 Halloween funny moments.

Bit of a different kind of post than normal, but I just wanted to share with the world.

I answer my door each year on Halloween (In the UK) with my many, many animals (snakes, lizards, spiders, ect), and these are some of the best responses I've gotten to each animal this specific year:

With pictures!

So trigger warning for snakes/lizards/cockroaches/tarantulas.

Lizard (Bearded dragon) (adult) - Is that a gecko? - Oh mum look, it's a... it's... a dinosaur? - Oh wow, that's cool. It's a Komodo lizard thing, right? - Mum! Mum look! He has an armadillo-thingy! - Oh my teacher used to have one of those. It died, I think. - It licked me IT LICKED ME I'M GOING TO DIE - Oh my God it's ACE, HI ACE I KNOW YOU (People know my lizard more than me..)

Snake (Royal 'ball' Python) (adult) - Holy SHIT - Get that thing away FROM MEEEE - Why would you own one of those. Respectfully, Mr.. snake.. owner, sir? - That's one wicked worm my guy - Is it a boa constrictor? I know snakes really well. - I WANNA HOLD IT MUM CAN I HOLD IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE - I like snakes. They like violence, like me. ("Oh, actually he's very shy and gentle...") I don't like this snake. - MUM IT'S THE SNAKE MAN! (I'm well known in these parts as the 'reptile man' haha)

~ Snake (Hognose snake) (adult) - Why can't I hold this snake? ("Because he's very mean. He eats children") *cries* ("Only bad children, I promise!") *cries harder* - He's ginger! Ewwww! - He's very small... But it's the personality that counts, hey mate? - It's a cornsnake! With a.. oh. It's nose is deformed. Was it inbred?

~ Tarantula (Nhandu Chromatus/Brazillian Red 'n' white) (adult) - FUCK NO. FUCK. NO. - PISS OF YA DAFT CUNT (To the spider, not me... I think?) - Is it fluffy? Like a dog, I mean. It looks spiky, like a hedgehog. - Can I hold it? ("No, I'm sorry, they're fragile) Wow I've been lied to I thought they were tough as hell. - You, yeah both of you, you've got issues. - It looks like a Tony or something. Is it called Tony? - That fuckers bigger than my face, you feed him fingers or something?

~ Tarantula (Brachypelma hamorii/Mexican red knee) (baby) - Oh my God... You know what? That's kind of cute. - Mum, can we get one? "Fuck no, Tyler." - It's... what exactly does it do ("Nothing?") well that's boring. - It at least looks cuter than the house-spider I let stay in the corner of my room. He's called Terry.

~ Madagascan hissing cockroaches (adults) - Why would you own these. - Oh these are those hissing ones... Why aren't they hissing? - It bit me ("It's just her legs holding on") damn gurl you got some daggers on your feet - Can I steal them - Can I eat them - Can I take a selfie with them? - What are their names? ("Oh they're named after Mario princesses-") DAMN where's Princess Peach? PEACH?? PEACH WHERE ARE YOU?! (Don't worry, he found Peach, Peach is the third one. Yes, I can tell them apart)

Just a small reminder that I am an actual professional with these animals and I don't recommend doing this for Halloween unless you know what you're doing and, more importantly, know your animal (especially with tarantulas!). I did not let any child or adult hold my tarantulas nor my hognose (They're venomous, even if it's a small dose, allergic reactions may occur), and I know my python well enough to know he'll never strike, same with my beardie.

These are, also, not the only animals I have. I have thirteen in total :)

Just a lil notice! All fun though! Hope you enjoyed!

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killerandhealerqueen · 7 months

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Rules: List 10 comfort shows and then tag 10 people

@writerwithoutsound I hope you don't mind me stealing this but it looks like fun!

1. Killer and Healer: I think this drama is forever going to be a comfort drama of mine and I doubt anything is going to top it. Like I genuinely doubt it. It has my entire heart and soul...it has my everything

2. S.C.I: My first cdrama that introduced me to the world of cdramas/dramas in general (I watched a few jdramas with my mom when I was younger but never really got into them) so it has a special place in my heart. It was my top drama until Killer and Healer came along. But it's still a show that I love and like to watch every now and then (Second season when; it's been years)

3. Doubles: I love this fucking jdrama okay? It's an older police procedural/crime jdrama but my fucking god is it a comfort drama. I love the cast and the cases and just everything about it. It just makes me happy

4. Dragon Ball: I love this god damn show, okay? I love every version, the original, Z, Z Kai, Super, GT, the fucking movies...it's my first anime and I love it.

5. CSI: Miami: The only CSI show I have watched all 10 seasons of. I literally can just see the beginning of an episode and know which episode is playing, that's how much I've watched this show. But I really like it and I like the characters because they're so bitchy and if you're bitchy, I'm probably gonna like you (though there are some characters I'm more fond of than others)

6. Law & Order: I like my police procedurals okay, sue me. It's a comfort show of mine but I have to say, I like seasons 3-5 the best because of the partnership between Mike Logan and Lennie Briscoe. I think they were the best partners. But I also just like Jerry Orbach so there's that

7. The Sleuth of Ming Dynasty: I think one of my first cdramas in COVID (covid is when I really got into watch dramas because of how much time I had on my hands when I wasn't doing school) and it was just so fun and interesting and tragic and I loved it

8. The Fiery Priest: My first kdrama that I watched during COVID and it had me screeching with laughter because of how funny it was. But there were also some really serious moments during it to and they mixed the serious with the funny really well. I can't wait for the second season

9. Forensic Files: I love this show. I fall asleep to it all the time; it's like my white noise. It's also one of the shows (besides CSI: Miami) that got me interested in forensics (I was interested in forensics before but watching this show just enhanced my interest in it)

10. NCIS: New Orleans: I like this NCIS show the best and again, like CSI: Miami, I've seen almost every episode (for the most part) but I like the seasons after the first two seasons, just because I didn't particularly care for Meredith Brody. Not my favorite character. But I like the show and I like Dwayne Pride

Tagging: @mishathewtf @missfangirll @tytangfei @dangermousie @ahhhnorealnamesallowed @hyperbolicgrinch @fourth-quartet @zzzhoonie @nineninepetals @hils79 and anyone else who wants to play

#tag game #no one should be surprised that like 99% of these shows are police procedurals #i like crime dramas/shows okay?

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runolllo-fanboygirl · 2 years

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Obviousy spoilers warning for Dragon Ball S Superhero but like

While other people complained about Piccolo’s behaviour in the movie I find it INCREDIBLY HILARIOUS.

My bestie Piccolo was trying to manage a midlife crisis AND a worldwide crisis all on his own because no one was available to help, and then these assholes from the new RR are all like ‘ha ha we’re gonna kidnap Pan so we can lure the other aliens in’

And Piccolo is so done with everyone that he decides to personally escort Pan to their HQ, unlease this little ball of fury upon their sorry asses, arrange the situation so that Gohan will have to come and very angrily woop their asses some more,

AND THEN ON TOP OF EVERYTHING, Piccolo flirts with their best soldier and convinces him and his brother to turn against the RR.

Sure this wasn’t his brightest parenting but my god if it wasn’t hilarious and brutal.

Of course the aftermath was as horrible as most of the decisions Piccolo made that day but I still find the whole situation funny as hell like damn

#piccolo #gamma 2 #dbssh #pan #son gohan #db #db spoilers #dragon ball spoilers #dragon ball s superhero spoilers #dbssh spoilers #gamma 1 #gammas #gohan

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edward18 · 1 year

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Well got up today and did about 5-6 mile walk. Doesn't relate to the picture at all but it was the most noteworthy thing of the day so I figured I may as well mention it XD God my right ankle hurt after that (on top of my normal body pains). But you know what hurt worse?...well okay, maybe not as bad as my usual pains bu-Velma. Now normally I don't find a show that's bad to be worth wasting time doodling much of, but...god damn. There may be worse animation to shows than it but...holy hell. Teen Titans GO!, fine, I'll watch an episode or two of ya over this. High Guardian Spice? That at least has Slime Boy. But Velma? Velma? I have not ever seen such an unpleasant cartoon in my entire life I don't think. With bad cartoons you can at least gawk at them usually in how bad they are. But Velma? It...there's...there's literally nothing enjoyable about it in any way. It's just unpleasant. And BORING. It insults its viewers, it's utterly prejudice against literally every race, gender, or anything else, and it does these constant instances of pointing out the obvious or stating what they believe a stereotype is (half of which they just seem to make up to force in some attempt at "recognizing" a stereotype) with pretty much NOTHING they attempt being funny. It's just utterly annoying. On top of which the characters in no way are recognizable as the characters from Scooby Doo. They may have Fred at least somewhat looking like the character he's supposed to be, but that's utterly negated by throwing the Leader-Guy Doofus King in the trash to shove in a belittling racist psycho in his place. I...puh. I...I mean what even is there to say at this point. Everyone knows the show. Everyone knows it's garbage. It had the honor of dethroning Dragon Ball EVOLUTION of all things. So yeah...I just found myself doodling a little something pertaining to it after seeing how it was Then I realized that it was the 8th anniversary of the premier of Star vs. The Forces of Evil yesterday and that gave me something actually pleasant to draw about XD After that I doodled a little warahi/ed-bird and a thing of The Kid from I Wanna Be the Guy next to it since I've been listening to some Let's Players suffer through that classic lately while I work on my Invader Zim Animation.

More stuff’s in my DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/warahi/gallery

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valleynix · 1 year

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I finished the chapter, you're killing me with all the fluff. I almost turned into ashes because of the overwhelming amount of warmth this whole thing was.

This is so funny to me that Reader is so afraid Dimitrescus will be scared/won't love them because of the mutation like they ain't mutated themselves like the sisters ain't a bunch of flesh eating fly mutants with a mama that can turn into a freaking dragon and they think Dimis would be scared of some wings or few additional eyes 😭

“I’m… doing just fine on my own, handling everything on my own.”

Bestie you clearly don't, be for real 😭

“You were right. I’m not her(…)"

“You are quite similar…”

AND THAT'S SUS

Bela is adorable indeed please, the transition from confident to shy blushing mess is killing me.

Daniela would have a free pass for terrorising me any time she wants.

"You think you see the flickering form of that lunatic walking in a circle around Daniela, almost watching her… curiously?"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA (just a lot of screaming) IN MY HEAD THIS IS THE BEGGING OF THEM GETTING SOFT FOR DANIELA IDC

"Before you know it, her hand smacks the side of your head hard"

Deserved

I'm a mess because of the cuteness of the whole scene with Bela, Cass and Dani. How to use words???? I be just giggling.

YOU TELLING ME BELA AND CASS FINALLY HAD A DECENT CONVERSATION AND BELA IS WORRIED SHE'S A BAD SIS AND SHE... SHE, SHE COMPLIMENTED CASSANDRA'S DRAWINGS OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM SO MUUUUUUCH. IT WAS SO SWEET PLEASE BELA CAN YOU APPRECIATE YOUR SIS MORE OFTEN. I love this moment so much.

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THEM GETTING THE FLOWER CROWNS AND KISSES FROM DANI AAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE WHEN THEY'RE ALL SWEET AND ALL WITH EACH OTHET NIX WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME GOOD BYE

“A high concentration of virgin blood makes me a little feral, as you said, but everything else makes me drunk"

What does virgin blood mean in this tho and how is she able to tell the difference. This concept was alway so weird to me. Like is she really able to tell the difference in taste somehow? She just likes her food un-fucked by a man/in general? Why does it matter so much, what's the science behind it?😭

"These women are vile. They are nothing like the ones you know and have come to adore, and you think you’re beginning to understand why your copy doesn’t like spending much time with them"

Damn Lunatic and Reader really are living in such different environments, surrounded by much different people. And it really makes me sad for them :(

No one is giving Lunatic any love or even the simplest affection. Not without a price that is as Miranda may give them a head pat or sth but only if they earn it somehow.

The character is tragic to me, their case. Like, they probably could be so much different if only they were surrounded by people like from Reader's world :(

That's also why I want so bad for Lunatic to experience something nice and unconditional for once in their life with the fluff ball Reader's Dani is 😭

Lastly, I adore how this chapter and the whole work is so full of kisses and simple affection in general. Everyone is getting forehead kisses left and right and I live for that.

Despite the angst it's still so warm and fuzzy, please, might me my comfort fic even with all the bloody events.

I love how each pair goes their own way and has their own pace but all of them do those sweet little things and bond together and have nice intimate moments and it's not banging every five seconds.

Also the Dimitrescus and their bond honestly might be my fav part of it all😭 I adore how they'd protect each other at all cost, their little fights and all the soft moments. I love my platonic/family bonds too, I wish people would explore it more rather than write them doing all sorts of messed up stuff, can't they just let them cuddle or sth 😭

HEHEHEHE, i saw the notification pop up about this ask and just went !!!!!

*Reader: "but what if you don't love me the same if you saw my mutation? :(" // literally any of the Dimis: "...did you forget who we are-"

*Reader try not to lie challenge (impossible)

*SHE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BAD BY THIS I PROMISE

*Bela is literally the epitome of confidence and authority but loses it so quickly when someone is nice to her. pls i love her

*Daniela could "terrorize" me all she wants, i'd have 0 complaints

*sometimes you just need a hard lil smack to get some sense back in your head <3

*PLEASE I WAS SO WORRIED THIS SCENE WITH BELA AND CASS TALKING WAS OOC, BUT IDC IT NEEDED TO BE DONE. CASS NEEDS TO KNOW BELA LOVES HER AND IS GOING TO TRY BEING A BETTER SISTER

*also i literally debated for a while if i should even add in Dani giving them kisses on the cheek 😭 like i know this fandom gets kind of weird sometimes and i was afraid someone would take that not platonically and i'd have to throw hands, BUT I COULDNT STOP SMILING WHEN I WAS WRITING IT PLS, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

*i think virgin blood is just more "pure"? and since they feed on it often, they can tell the difference between virgin blood and non-virgin blood. i literally don't know the science behind it because virginity is like a social construct (i think?) but i assume it's something like that. i might have to go research it to be sure-

*it's been interesting to write Lunatic as this horrible, cruel person in the beginning who we assume is just Like That, only to eventually see all the little pieces that make them who they are. like, yeah, copies are horrible versions of the real ones, but it's obvious they're capable of change and only remain this way because of the environment(s) they're in

i mean, their Dimis obviously hold very little to no love for one another, and being around that dynamic alone is bound to make them a bit bitter and cruel to anyone else because they're not surrounded by any sort of love. and when they're not trapped in the megamycete, they're around Miranda, who only sees them as a tool or a pawn rather than someone who literally has thoughts and feelings

i will say that moment where they were watching Daniela + where they mentioned they'll go easy on her were changes we're starting to see in their character. they see the possibility of what they could have, what life they could live, but it'll take some time for them to understand they're allowed to have happiness

*listen i adore simple affection :'( i think it's way more interesting to write these women as people who are capable of kindness and love, but choose to be cruel and awful to anyone who isn't their family. i don't really like reading anything where they're just horrible all the time and are incapable of even being half-decent to each other

but yes, everyone gets a kiss! you get a kiss, and you get a kiss, and yes, you get a kiss!!

*i do like writing their dynamics a bit different rather than the same thing over and over- like Alcina is a bit reserved because she knows Reader is hiding something and doesn't want to get too close for the sake of her daughters, Daniela is a bit more fast-paced but still very respectful of boundaries etc., Cassandra is coming to terms with the fact she's actually falling in love for like the first time, and Bela is a bit of a mix with her being out of her depth and not knowing how to proceed sometimes but still trying her hardest to compromise <3

like, i feel it makes more sense that way? they're all different people with different personalities, so they wouldn't go about every situation the same way

(also i hate when people write them as horny 24/7- like i genuinely highly doubt sex is even on their list of priorities LMAO. Bela and Dani are probably the only ones to actively seek it out, but even then, i don't think it'd be a regular occurrence like some people think)

*i'm trying my best to not write them as super hostile with each other all the time 😭 like yeah, Bela and Cass have their moments, but it's so painfully obvious they still love each other and would do anything to keep each other safe. i wish we had more of, "yeah, these people are horrible and awful, but here's them in a cuddle pile because it's a cold night <3"

ANYWAYS AAAAA IM GLAD YOU LIKED THE CHAPTER, i have a plan for the next one i think you'll like (something with Red... hmm...) and i'll try to start working on it sometime this week after i get some other projects done <3333 thank you for sharing your thoughts, i literally love them so much 😭💞

#asks #to promise the moon #i have several good things planned actually #idk where to go after they happen but we'll burn that bridge when we get to it #for now im off to cut my hair and get something to eat <3 #y'all better be taking care of yourselves as well #or else

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Trunks at the end of Z is actually sooo chill. He has already grown into that easy spirit that all Trunks are entitled to and he is fully embodying his own skin you can see it . . . The Confidence and Calmness . Hes so completely fine and okay and all that .

What's more the way he interacts with Goten is like they're on the same page and are equals . If theres a joke then they're both in on it. They're completely comfortable with each other

And watching it the first time I must've seen that and I must have loved that bc I love it when characters are best friends and it makes so much sense that they would not see each other for a while, bc they dont need to, and then when they do see other they get along swimmingly, bc no matter how long it's been they know eachother thoroughly and appreciate each other's company.

Obviously I latched onto the "Trunks has had it up to HERE with goten" narrative bc it was funny and bc if theres no conflict then I will run out of things to say much quicker ... but it's time we get back to The Truth ... if Trunks was ever an irritable cunt it was in the past ... Hes good now .

Even what little I've seen of GT he seems so chill. In the first episode when he was in his office and was confronted with all of this paperwork, rather than enduring it diligently, he just flew out the window... No remorse.

That's why he and Goten get along. It's bc they're both just looking for a good time. Damn the consequences, nothing can be more important than taking a day off on this lovely planet that everyone's worked so hard to preserve.

The way that I portray Trunks always snapping at Goten implies that they are not on the same page .. It implies that he values propriety and values having things a certain way and that he is not strong enough to tolerate Goten's slop and filth . WHICH IS NOT TRUE. Trunks is very strong .. ! He never backs away from a challenge. And nothing would ever frighten him. If Goten spilled milk on his bed AGAIN he would obviously be pissed off but it's not like another straw on the camel's back or anything. He doesnt hold a grudge and hes not keeping track.

If Goten tried to kiss him so sweetly while he was playing first person shooters I dont think he would snap at him. First of all Trunks's reflexes are obviously perfect so he can multitask and not get distracted by Goten. Second of all this is dragom ball so the response would probably be more like comedic shock followed by disgust. Like "AHHH SICK...!" and then Goten would be chuckling abt it bc he was just trying to ruin his day anyway. THIRD of all if this wasnt dragon ball and if they didnt give gestures the power to delineate a relationship, E.G. if they didnt view a kiss on the cheek as something romantic or feminine or juvenile or something that your overbearing parent or grandparent would give you, then again Trunks would not care what Goten does. Like whatever man. Hes busy.

Trunks is so chill and calm and contented and confident at the end of Z. If they were showering together and Goten slammed his hands on the wall and braced his arms with the conviction of somebody about to push a car up a hill and said "Alright man. I'm ready. Let's do this." Then Trunks would turn around and stick a finger up his ass no problem no hesitation . BECASUE HES IN ON THE BIT. Hes strong enough for this and hes not afraid of goten's ass. Hes stronger than that. And they're bros 4 lyfe so it's not weird . UNDERSTAND .. ? Why tf would he let Goten win on this and back down .. makes no sense .

Whereas the way I pedal it Trunks would have covered his face and been like "ohhh my GOD Goten this is the SIXTH TIME you've tried to get me to do this..!!" As if he doesnt get it as if hes disturbed by it as if it's not to be totally expected of Goten.

You know what I'm trying to say ... Trunks and Goten are actually very much on the same page. And no matter what, Trunks will always be player 1. Hes not afraid of Goten and his antics and hes not going to have his day ruined by him . He is very comfortable standing on his own two feet and his life is well-lived . If Goten kept shitting in the Capsule Corp urinals and Trunks didnt like it then he would just pick him up by the back of his shirt collar and throw him out the door. Does that make sense

#dballz posting #Goten & Trunkz #long post

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duhragonball · 1 year

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Dragon Ball GT 13

✨GT Stands for Gigantic Twerp✨

All right, so The Luud Cult stole the gang’s Dragon Ball, and they’ve come to Planet Luud to get it back, but in a desperate play, Doltaki, the founder of Luudism, has turned all of his followers into dolls and fed them to the big idol of Luud in their temple. See, Luud’s not a god at all, but a powerful machine, one that runs on the most potent energy source of all: aliens that have been magically turned into dolls. Doltaki was trying to gather enough victims to awaken Luud at full power, but he’s willing to settle for a sub-optimal launch if it means Luud can kill Goku and Trunks.

The problem with this episode is that it seems to hype a pretty major-league threat, and yet as Luud activates, he transforms from this four-armed bat-winged demon monster....

To this. Goku openly laughs at how funny this thing looks. Luud’s name is just “doll” backwards, so it probably shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that he looks like a mutant Kewpie, but I can’t help but feel like there are more bad ass dolls out there that they could have used. Hell, I’d even take a Barbie over this. Can you imaging a fifty-foot mint-green Barbie doll stomping around this place, smacking Goku and Trunks around? The kitsch value alone would make it worth the watch.

Anyway, Luud is just one more entry in a long chain of disappointing GT villains. They spent four episodes hyping this guy up, and he’s just another big dumb monster who says his own name and not much else.

While Luud fights the heroes, Doltaki withdraws to his chambers to continue playing with Pan, who was turned into a doll back in Episode 11. Doltaki normally tosses doll-ified victims into Luud’s energy supply, but he can’t bear to let Pan go, and he play-talks with her about their new life together. I fuckin’ can’t stand this guy and this is his second episode of doing this stupid schtick.

✨Is This Episode Worse than “The Roaming Lake”?✨

For all that was wrong with Dragon Ball Episode 29, at least Episode 30 was not “The Roaming Lake Part 2.” Toei hit rock bottom with Dragon Ball GT Episode 12 and for Episode 13 they started digging.

✨Positivity Page✨

Mercifully, Doltaki gets a summons from a mysterious voice, so he has to go into a secret room and take a video call in a room that looks suspiciously like something from out of Star Wars. And now we meet Doltaki’s boss, the real secret final boss of the Luud Cult. As long as he distracts Doltaki from his creepy playtime session, then I’m all for it.

✨ “Good” “Ideas”, Poorly Executed.✨

Let’s go over the Goku/Trunks vs. Luud fight: It sucks. Luud is pretty damn slow, but he’s agile enough to keep Goku and Trunks from chasing after Doltaki. At first, it looks like Goku has a plan to distract Luud by goading Luud into attacking him. Except Trunks never head off to go find Pan, so they just end up getting their asses kicked. Was that not what Goku had in mind? Because it seems like that would have been a good plan, and yet they never spell it out, and Trunks completely botches it.

Instead, Luud knocks them around some more, and steps on them for good measure. Then Goku and Trunks turn Super Saiyan to knock Luud off his feet.

And yet, they immediately change back as soon as Luud has fallen over. They press their advantage and get in some good hits, but they do it all in normal base mode.

And this is what I want to talk about, because we’re 13 episodes into this show, and we’ve only seen Super Saiyan used on three occasions, and very briefly. In Episode 5, Goku transformed to quickly overwhelm Ledgic. In Episode 12, Goku and Trunks transformed to overcome Mutchy’s powers, and now this. The weird thing here is that the fight is far from over, but they’re only using Super Saiyan long enough to get out of a pinch.

So I think this is a deliberate choice by the GT showrunners. They wanted to throttle back on Super Saiyan transformations, either to make GT stand out from Z, or maybe because they wanted to make it feel more special. Or maybe this is all some sort of unintentional thing, and they just didn’t notice that they were using it less. The story goes that the reason Toriyama made Goku’s Super Saiyan hair yellow was because it would save time inking his hair on every page of the manga. So maybe he used Super Saiyan more than he needed to just to make the deadlines easier. But GT has no manga, and coloring Goku’s hair yellow on an animation cel is probably no easier than making it black. So that might be all it is.

All I’m saying is that, as a fan of this stuff, it feels cheap to alter the premise with no explanation. In DBZ, the characters could maintain the Super Saiyan form for several minutes at a time, at least. It’s hard to get a sense of how long their fights actually last, but we’ve seen characters just stay transformed throughout an entire battle. Majin Vegeta fought Goku, then went to fight Buu and he never powered down, for example. So when the characters don’t do stuff like that in GT, it seems odd.

It’s not that it can’t make sense. In GT’s continuity, we haven’t seen Trunks or Goku use Super Saiyan since the Kid Buu fight, which was fifteen years before GT began. So maybe Trunks has gotten rusty and he can’t do it as easily without wearing himself out, and Goku’s kid body can’t handle the strain as long as he could as an adult. Or maybe they’re much stronger than they were in the Buu arc, and the Super Saiyan form doesn’t provide the same boost as it used to. Maybe it’s only good in short bursts now.

My point is that there’s plenty of ways to spin this, but GT refuses to explain it at all. The message here seems to be: “Hey, did you like Super Saiyans? Well, fuck you, because we’re going to make it as unsatisfying as possible.”

Anyway, Dr. Mu is seeing all of this tom-foolery, and he doesn’t like it one bit. He called Doltaki to ask for a status update on the Dragon Ball hunt, and Doltaki reports that he has two of them, but he had to activate Luud to stop Goku and Trunks from taking them back. Mu’s like “Oh, did you get enough power to activate him at Level 3?” and Doltaki’s like “No, but Level 2 should be enough to handle them.” Except it’s not, and Mu is worried that Doltaki has jeopardized the Dragon Balls and Luud.

And you might well argue that GT doesn’t have time to give dull explanations for things like why Super Saiyan is used so sparingly, but you’d be wrong, because GT found plenty of time to have Doltaki indulge in his creepy doll fetish. And they still had time left over to have Mu explain his entire relationship with Doltaki. Mu created Luud and considers him one of his finest “mutants”, and he recruited Doltaki because he had the charm necessary to bring unsuspecting victims to fuel Luud’s powers. So the entire Luudism faith was just a front for Mu’s experiment in making a giant ugly robot that breaks stuff.

But Mu also tasked the cult with finding the Black Star Dragon Balls, in order to wish for galactic domination, or something like that. So in other words, this whole stupid cult gimmick they’ve been setting up for the past four episodes has been a waste of time, because it all comes back to this Dr. Mu guy, who’s an evil scientist guy instead of a cult leader guy.

Mu notices the doll that Doltaki is carrying around, and deduces that she must have a lot of power, since she was associated with Goku and Trunks. So he orders Doltaki to feed her to Luud, since that might give Luud enough of a boost to reach full power and win. But Doltaki refuses, because Pan is “the girl I’m going to live together with forever.” Fuuuuuuuuuuuck this.

Mu decides that if Doltaki won’t cooperate, then he can just be fed to Luud along with Pan. So wait, Mu has the same turn-you-into-a-doll power as Mutchy, Doltaki, and Luud? He even has the means to send both dolls into Luud, remotely. So what the hell did he even need Doltaki for in the first place? He’s been running this cult for twenty years, but why? If Mu has the power to do this at a distance, then he could just doll-ify hundreds of people on distant planets and send henchmen to bring the dolls back to Luud. It might take a while, but I bet it wouldn’t take twenty years.

Okay, so Luud absorbs Pan, and now he’s invincible? Why? Pan was weaker than Goku or Trunks, but now she has the power to make Luud stronger than both of them combined? What’s stupid is that this won’t even be the last time GT tries to use this trick.

✨The Blade Braxton Memorial Haiku*✨

Luud is a mutant?

A god? A machine? Who cares?

Just explain the nipples.

#dragon ball #2023dbapocryphaliveblog #dragon ball gt #really sucks #goku #trunks #pan #luud #dr mu #dolatki

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tsuki-sennin · 2 years

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Acho! Donbrothers, basically my weekly feeding of peach-flavored crack.

Speaking of peaches, we've been getting a fuckload of those lately, as thanks to a special deal we've gotten. Momoi Tarou will truly never leave me alone. What's gonna happen to me later?

Spoilers, I guess...

-"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, sorry man. No quitting for you."

-"No punching my companions. ...except for all those other times."

-Momoi's trying to be nice and it's killing him.

-Oh hey, Jirou~! Hello!

-I recently remembered, thanks to the fine folks over at Death Battle, that Sun Wukong ate every last peach of immortality in heaven.

-Sooooo... perhaps

-Momotani Jirou!

-Hang on a moment, Shuichi Saihara- I mean Shinichiro Shirakura- I mean, Shinichi Saruhara. This is supposed to be a nice moment with the new guy!

-:O

-HE THANKED US

-Character development~!

-Nah, Haruka, you've gotta get your positive reinforcement elsewhere. He's got a limit, you see.

-My man's throwing his own welcome party <3

-Ah, Ji-money's been promoted to the intro~!

-He's kinda brutal, yeah. Not unlike AbareKiller in his debut.

-Crashing the delivery job.

-He's learnin'!

-Oooooooh, that's a nice Bento.

-Monkey see, monkey do?

-Oh God, do people actually brush their teeth at work?

-Do what needs to be done and live up to full life consequences.

-Momotani Jirou.

-Well, his art-style's pretty nice.

-Kinda reminds me of early Dragon Ball, fittingly enough.

-BRUH

-Yabai

-"...dude, c'mon."

-Oh boy, Haiku time.

-Ehhhh, I can only have a little wasabi with each bite. I'm well accustomed to other kinds of spicy food, but I'm afraid it's a little beyond me.

"Like the moon over the day, my genius and brawn are lost on these fools." -Bowser Koopa, Super Mario RPG

-Oh god, office work.

-10 yen.

-My American brain saw a copper coin and thought that this man dropped a fucking penny on the paper. I was close, 10 yen is roughly 8 cents.

-OH MY GOD

-DUDE

-Oh, gamer. Is he perhaps our... Denji-ki?

-Idk what he's playing, the last fucking game I ever played was Megaranger.

-Of course, I'm kidding, the last game I ever played was Kamen Rider Chronicle before I swore off of video games altogether and became a mountain hermit with no internet.

-OH MY GOD THIS CHAT IS SO MEAN HJKJLKG

-Oooookay, that's a dinosaur.

-Seems like... Bakuryu-ki? Gamer rage is explosive after all.

-Tsubasaaaaaaa!

-Hi, Doggy!

-DOG FOOD

-DON'T EAT IT

-Shake?

-NO SHAKE

-Guess everybody hates the monkey dragon man.

-Oh fuck, it's Momoi.

-Oh fuck it's Sonoi.

-Nah man, I don't wanna fight you.

-Oh, goddammit Inoue, not now.

-He don't wanna talk about it.

-Good enough for me then. He gay.

-Inoue always writes the most unintentionally amazing gay ships ever. I don't know how he does it.

-Ooooooooooooooh, Tsuyoshi...!

-:(

-Miho-san :)

-Ich...

-ICHIBAN-KAI?!

-Holy shit, not offbeat even once.

-"You're another one of my funny sidekicks!"

-OHHHHHHH

-Oh fuck

-Oh my god.

-He's become edgy.

-Jesus Christ

-OHHHHH GOD

-Holy shit, his throwing arm.

-HE STOLE HER SHADES

-HE GOT THE MONKEY MAN

-Man

-Is this where Kagerou went?

-Gamer Dino Go!

-Sooooo... he spaced out his story telling that much?

-God, dude.

-Greatest Superhero of All Time

-Kinda giving me Lord Drakkon vibes, ngl.

-Wow, Tarou's gotten very nice.

-Tsuyoshi! :D

-Get his ass!

-SMACK

-Goddamn, girl!

-So, he doesn't remember?

-Huh... that's... a lot of questions unanswered.

-Hot damn!

-He's doin' the Alter Change thing!

-Is that?

-Holy shit, it is!

-...actually, come to think of it, this guy might be a Kyoryu-ki. Bakuryu-ki seems a bit obvious. God, idk man, dinosaurs might as well have never gone extinct at all.

-Hey, dog dude!

-Guess Don Dragoku doesn't get beeg.

-Oh!

-Kyoryu-ki. That's our Dragon Ranger.

-...god. I know this sounds weird for an American, but I'm more familiar with Super Sentai than I am with Power Rangers. As such, I'm always amazed whenever I see that the OGs, stock footage and Saved by the Bell antics and all, were just... Red Ranger, Yellow Ranger, Blue Ranger. Not even with their designated prehistoric animals, just colors. So weird, huh? ...speaking of PR, I really wanna try to get back into Dino Fury, that shit slaps and heals my soul. Gay heals.

-You're a pain in the ass, Momotani Jirou. You fit right in~!

-He's sorry! It's progress!

-Oooooooooh, shit.

-Natsumiho. ...that was pretty quick, all things considered.

-Ayyyyyy, more Avatar Change action! I missed that!

-"Oh, Tsuki seems like he's forgotten our Senpai Sentai. Let's make him excited by showing him Burai's suit!"

-Well guess what, Inoue, it fuckin' worked!

#don! don! it's a full force peachy festival!#donbrothers spoilers #avataro sentai donbrothers #donbrothers #super sentai #taro tuesday

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maguro13-2 · 3 months

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The Best Scythe Wielder

Duo Maxwell : I'm gonna believe to be honest that I am the best of the best and we are going to prove to you all, who is the best scythe wielder in all of Japan? My robot over here is Deathscythe and he wields a scythe for a robot! He can cut down to any pieces to more than you guys!

Hidan : For some starters, I got the best scythe there is and I have one right here! I've known about scythes and this is why I joined the Akatsuki to be the best scythe wielder! there is in all of Japan!

Kite : No I'm the best scyte wielder there is and I got a funny right here!

Goku Black : For the sake of these mortals, I say that I, Goku Black, has became the first Dragon Ball character to use a scythe which It came out of my hand!

Dead Master : Negative! It's should be me that is the best Scythe wielder there is and there can only be one.

Dante : I have a scythe from Death.

Maka Albarn : I also a 14-year old girl that is a duo of a girl and a boy, who also happens to turn into a scythe.

Celty : So am I! I got a scythe too!

Rory Mercury : Perhaps that I'm the best scythe wielder that might be!

Marluxia : I Marluxia is the greatest scythe wielder to be summon a scythe from my heart in Chain of Memories!

Death from Castlevania : Don't forget about me that is a scythe wielder!

Manny Calavera : What about me? I'm the same as this guy. (points to Grim)

Prometheus : I belive it is I that is a scythe wielder!

Maragaret Moonlight : Maybe it's me!

Shinoa Hiiragi : Or me!

Ragna : Or possibly me that I turn my sword into a scythe!

Shuhei : I have a scythe as well!

Ruby Rose : So does mine!

Komachi : I think that I am the only one that has a--

Elly : Oh, hell no! You know what? F**K all y'all scythe losers! Every character in Japan all wield a scythe, but everyone uses swords, guns, bows, and other stuff that wanted to wield. Samurais wield magic swords! Knights do! and native spears! Everyone in Japan wants to be a scythe wielder same goes to cartoon characters that wanted to wield a scythe of their own! It's scythe wielder this and scythe wielder that! I can't stand of you soul-reaping dildos keeps fans talking about scythes are cooler than swords and every fictional characters in the world wields a stinkin' scythe! And that goes to you Magus.

Magus : Well, thanks. I do love wielding a scythe and--

Elly : But that's a point that some one in the world that wields a scythes. Boys that wield a scythe, girls that wield a scythe, even Komachi wields a scythe of her own! I can't stand these motherf**kers that has ever wield a scythe and not even a single sword would able to defeat the evil! This is why I hate scythes that are very much to me! By the way, that so-called Demon Scythe you wield is actually a bone from a Kyoketsu--I mean a "Kyokotsu" made with Alchemy!

Zorin Blitz : [To Maka] I knew it, you stupid tw*t! *SMACK!*

Elly : We all agree that every mangaka or creator wanted to make a single character to be a wielder that uses a motherf**king scythe! And I even can't stand this Soul Eater stuff! Believe it or not, Soul Eater is hardly to believe that the name comes from the weapon of another scythe wielder and that is some old bullsh*t!

Kireek : Wha--Hey!

Elly : So you wanted a scythe so badly, then fight a different weapon with a big ass sword that is so damn big, It might shove it up in your ass! This is the reason that I am sick of everyone being a scythe wielder! Go find another weapon to wield and I meant to use a god damn sword! But before I'm gonna let you all go. I gotta come clean to you all scythe users from around the world that I have one very important for me to say this. And I have courage to speak it out and it pains me that I have to do this.

Maka Albarn : What do you have something important from us Scythe Wielders?

Elly : Alright, Mrs hero of Soul Eater. I have something very, very, important to give you all big favor that who is the best scythe wielder there is. (breathes by inhaling and then exhaling) I, Elly of Touhou, is the only Touhou girl that has ever brought...a scythe. (holds out her scythe as everyone gasped in shock) Yeah, that's right! I'm the best scythe wielder there is and all of you b*tches are going to be reaped the f**k out of your lives, douchebags! Who's the best scythe wielder there is now, c*cksuckers! And by the way, I throw this Scythe like boomerangs!

Hidan : That can't be good!

Maka Albarn : I knew I should never listen to Shinra's lies!

Dead Master : Did she say that she can use her scythe as a boomerang!?

Shinoa Hiiragi : This does not end well!

Goku Black : I am currently soiling in my pants right now!

Elly : Sure you all. It's what the best original scythe wielder there is and I am the one standing right here to make Japan as the best scythe wielder there is! [in a sinister look, with Tara Strong's voice] You've all got five seconds to scram before I am gonna cut all of your god damn heads off now.

Maka Albarn : (in horror) I want my mommy.

Duo Maxwell : (in horror) Uh...Oh.

*DBZ/One Piece Sfx : Slashing*

"Later..."

Elly : See, Komachi? I told you, I am the best scythe wielder in all of Japan there is.

Komachi : Yeah, you literally severed their heads off! And all of the scythe wielders in Japan and the world are dead!

Death from Castlevania : Not for me! I'm the only scythe wielder there is and his name is death from Castlevania! Thank you for the souls of the many scythe wielders that I have collected! But no take backs, chicken heads! *Instant transmission*

Elly : Well, at least I am still the best there is! (forcibly) Yay!

Komachi : Reimu is gonna be very pissed when she finds out the mess that we caused.

Elly : Yep. But I'm okay that death fella from Castlevania has handled the mess. (chuckles and then sighs) Oh, I am so might be going to prison for this.

[iris shot]

[ Game Over (SMW) - Koji Kondo]

Marluxia : [laughs like courage] I lived b*tches! (falls back down)

~ DON'T MESS WITH ELLY THE BEST SCYTHE WIELDER!~

#touhou #mobile suit gundam #naruto #dragon ball #soul eater #black rock shooter #phantasy star online #rwby #blazblue #castlevania #owari no seraph #gate #crossover #dark comedy #comedy #funny #dark humor

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overlyimmersed · 1 year

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Dude oh my god XD

(I kinda wouldn't help this turning into a live react :p I tried to keep the commentary to a minimum cuz that's not what this post was supposed to be about. But if you're only interested in my discussion about voice actors, look for bold text and skip italics.)

Ok, so, been a while since dragon ball was on this blog, but hey I don't control the hyperfixation.

So I'm watching Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero for the first time. Bad name first of all, but otherwise I'm actually loving it! XD And it's like 80% the voice cast!

So I'm weirdly good at picking out voices. It makes watching anime weird cuz there's like 6 people who do extra voices for dubbed anime. Like period. So everyone sounds like everyone all the time.

BUT

It's not extras that have me all fluffed up. It's the main cast. The new additions rather. Of course I'd recognize recurrents I've been watching dragon ball literally my whole life.

ANYWAY

So first! Dr. Hedo, is freaking Arthur(7ds)/Tanjiro(Demon Slayer)

And like sure, anime to anime, that happens all the time. Like do you even know how many background nobodies is Seven Deadly Sins are voiced by either Tien or Gohan? It's obnoxious for someone who has those two character in her top 5 faves. What's really funny, is-

Gamma 2 IS FREAKING HUNTER FROM THE OWL HOUSE! XD That's so cute I picked that up literally on the first word out of his mouth! And sure, I know Zeno Robinson does voices in other anime too, he's also in Demon Slayer. But *I* know him from TOH so that's just wild to me!

Gamma 1 is god. damned. Lancelot! That's funny to me. But not as funny as that that actor also plays Zenitsu(Demon Slayer), Those two character are so opposite. XD Though honestly, I have to commend Aleks Le for his range, I DID NOT pick on that for A WHILE cuz he uses a totally different sound for Zenitsu when he's awake vs when he's asleep.

Cheelai is Jericho(7ds) guessed that one straight away, but also Emira from toh. Never picked up on that. The elder Blight girl just acts too different I guess. So Erica Lindbeck gets a point from me for her range :p

Y'know, I've seen some complaints about the animation for this movie. And I get that, I'm really not a fan of this 3D model trend either. But honestly most of these look quite good... Except Whis for some reason? Like I don't know, something about him is just...off. Like his face looks a little uncanny and his whole body moves weird.

Just a little aside about me personally -this post is supposed to be about voice actors- but it just occurred to me. Anyone who's seen enough of my posts lately knows that I almost exclusively call King(7ds) by his true name "Harlequin". And I just noticed that that's actually kind of a trend with me. It started back in my teens, when I started referring to Goku by his Saiyan name "Kakarot". At least inside my own head. My brother and father were also into dragon ball back then and would have looked at me funny if I'd done it out loud...

on a different note, I'm absolutely going to die from cringe. Beerus having a crush is killing me.

KORIN'S EARS!!!! They never used to twitch so much! That's so CUUUUTEEE!

As cool as that sky diving shot was, why is Piccolo still dressed like that... Also love that they're just casual with Shenron now. It makes sense but it's still cute.

XD!! Shenron is Bulma's plastic surgeon XD

YES YES YES!!! HOLY SHIT! GOHAN FINALLY USING PICCOLO'S SIGNITURE MOVE!! SPECIAL BEAM CANON FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

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fleurrdelunee · 1 year

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000. THE RUNNER-UP.

PROLOGUE OF IN THIS UNSTABLE WORLD, TICCI-TOBY X EDEN L. WOLFHAGEN. COMPLETED MARCH 26TH, 2023. 789 WORDS.

WARNINGS : satire humor to dark topics such as suicide, depression, and murder.

Eden can't help but be a little bit curious. It's in her nature - humans naturally find their course like this. By fuckin' mistakes of all things.

Eden is going to kill him. Maybe not in that complete literal sense - but God - she's so close. Her brother's attitude makes her want to drop off a cliff. And if he doesn't do the job, Eden might as well. Kidding. "Mom? I'm home." Mandarin is effortless for De as she makes sure to not forget her keys at the door and to replace her shoes with slippers. Eden's mother isn't home as expected. The mom works seven days a week, more than nine-to-five, but it's become a habit saying those three words. Lucky for the soon-to-be-undergrad, she has the house all to herself until dinner. Fuck, college. Eden groans, entering her room and pressing that button that lights her room up RBG. She doesn't want to think about that as her computer roars alive; her brother grilled her on the ride back. Seriously. . . if he shows his face again to Eden within the next twenty-four hours, both of them are leaping off that cliff. Might be kidding.

Murder isn't funny, De. She has to keep reminding herself as she logs on - jokes like that don't slide. Even if they're the stupidest and littlest thoughts in your head. The irritation in her chest doesn't bubble away, Eden mumbling to herself that it's just a joke. In reality, she knows it is. She's angry that he's right. What can he say if he didn't even finish his four years? Eden stops herself from going any further. Can't go that low to insult Liam like that.

All these ideas in her head are meaningless, emotional, high-driven thoughts. And incredibly impulsive - did she really just think about pushing her older brother off a cliff? From a reality check? The light from the monitor blows up her room with blue light, and Eden squints hard. Oh, fuck, okay - karma! I get it. She types away on her keyboard, loading up documents to glance over her notes - it can't be ignored. De knows she will get into that local community college and start - to be clear in her mother's words - life. But murder, murder, murder - murder of all things should not be on her mind. Okay, suicidal thoughts, from how her life has been for the past twenty years. . . pretty normal.

Maybe not to the local psychiatrist down the street to Eden - but hey, they all judge, right? Eden snorts as she realizes. It's prevalent everywhere: media, entertainment, and real life. And it would be a goddamn good homebrew idea. Silly, those notes aren't school related. College is the last thing she will ever think about. Dungeon and Dragons is elite. And she won't be thinking about DnD for the next twelve or so years of her life. University applications can wait. This campaign she's running cannot. Whodunits are a classic. Googling up some random inspirations, Eden clicks off her playlist, ideas rumbling in that head of hers. She ignores when her mother calls her for dinner - a terrible old habit she can't break. Eden is busy - throwing a ball against the wall to changing channels on the television. Nothing is sparking in her head what a damn good killer would be in a whodunit. Homebrews are difficult. She knows this as the clock hits twelve, exhausted as ever. Eden can't give this singular idea up. It's good, and it's a classic. Johnny, Bluebell, fuck, they would all love it. You know. . .

YouTube is everyone's comfort, and it's out of habit when Eden clicks on it. The first thing that pops up is a few Good Mythical Mornings, a favorite. Markiplier, a few Overwatch montages, guides, tips - De needs to get back into that - her computer is fixed - shit, is that a list of niche horror movies? Eden's type. Time passes by as she watches the video, yet Eden notices something at the end when recommendations come up. Creepypasta? MrCreepypasta himself.

He's still active? That thought almost drives her insane. That's it! All those original characters she created into that fandom. Eden, you could fucking use them! A bursting feeling, she describes it as. The rush of adrenaline, a fucking eureka. This might be the biggest mistake of her life. Eden glances at her phone, reading the notes she made. SCPs were at the top. More sci-fi, and it made more sense with all the mythical creatures. Creepypasta would be the runner-up. It didn't feel right to put it at the bottom. Almost like she was disappointing her own inner child. Fuck, childhood trauma sucks. Yet, Eden doesn't scold herself when she deletes the note and renames her campaign doc as WIP: Creepypasta.

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hazelhavoc · 1 year

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Me, staring at all my fictional crushes

I am so incredibly down bad. It is not funny. Fate got amazing fucking characters. Dragon Ball is a guilty pleasure of mine. Transformers is self explanatory. WMMAP got coated character development fr. RoR as well.

I am so GRAAAAHHHHHHH

God.

RIP TO MY SOUL, I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH I SIMP FOR THESE DAMN CHARACTERS.

#i am a simp #i am down astronomically bad #holy shit #i want to rp so bad its not even funny #yes i have dragon ball ocs #i am addicted #fffuck #anyways #transformers #wmmap #dragon ball #fate stay ubw #fate series #fate grand order

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mazuwii · 2 years

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AOT characters when you hurt yourself

This is an improved second chapter of the first because the last one was shit (all the beginning chapters are shit lol)

My job interview is tomorrow so this was a great way to distress, I'm so scared, but I need the bag...

•Levi:

He's like a strict mum who only knows what tough love is. Sure he has a straight face but man his eyes widened and he let out the funniest gasp when he witnessed you fall from such a height. You couldn't help but giggle upon hearing it.

On the other hand, he didn't find it so funny, he thought you'd be dead, knocked unconscious, but thank god you were only whining about the pain, grateful for landing on the soft grass.

He's always attentive and watchful but after you get treated for your minor injuries, prepare to always have his nagging voice around you anytime you want to do anything wreck-less.

"Y/n L/n, where are your knee pads and elbow pads at?!" Like gees, you're riding a bicycle not a damned dragon. Besides, he makes you wear the ugliest helmet. It was Dora the explorer themed, heaven knows where he got it from.

•Eren:

He'll first laugh his ass off about your major failure of a backflip, landing on all fours with the pain electrocuting you from the knee above. While you may be squealing in pain, he'll take his sweet time in coming to you with help. And by that I mean he'll sling your arm over your shoulder and help you back inside all while wheezing his lungs out.

One you two go inside, he'll play doctor by tapping the places that hurt and kissing them. Even going as far as to wear a pink maid headband and speak with a high pitched NPC anime baby voice. "There! Now Y/n all betteeer!" You'll hold in the urge to laugh and roll your eyes at how annoying he's being.

"Eren, I love you but these kisses aren't doing shit."

He gasped, hand on his chest as if you had insulted his entire bloodline. "How dare you doubt my kisses?!" He coughed, "I mean- Y/n san has made Eren Chan awll sad~"

"Quit that discord mod shit and fetch me an ice pack or something.." you shooed him off, watching victoriously as a petty Eren got off and mumbled under his breath, something about not being appreciated enough and how certain people have been spoilt rotten.

You ignored your sassy boyfriend and threw a pillow at him to speed him up. "Oh and fetch some ice cream too!"

•Bertholdt:

It was a chill Saturday, in which you and all your friends were playing rounders in the park. Zeke aimed the ball towards you, throwing it perfectly. With a clean hit of your bat, the ball flew straight into the air.

Before anyone could catch it, you took off, hoping to get this round. However, your chances were outnumbered when a rock strongly embedded into the ground had decided to ruin your day.

Bertholdt had seen it a second before you tripped over it, his panicked squeak was two seconds late as you had already landed in a painful position. While your friends laughed their asses off at your pain, he rushed over to you, arms flailing like a rare breed of anime girl.

"Y/n, you alright? Can you walk?"

"No..." you hissed under your breath, holding onto your throbbing ankle, the pain was irritating, but not as irritating as the suppressed laughter in the background. "QUIT LAUGHIN AT ME YOU DEGENERATES!" You wailed angrily. It didn't prove to be intimidating since everyone just burst out hysterically- except for Bertholdt, who ran to get his small bag.

From there you could see him pull out a few bandages.

"Oh come on Bert, she sprained an ankle she didn't lose one!" Reiner's comment only made you glare daggers towards him. "You wouldn't understand the pain so shut up, imbecile."

"It's okay, Y/n." Bertholdt kneeled in front of you, "I'll take you home, I can put an ice pack on your ankle, it'll feel better in no time!" He offered you a kind smile.

"Thanks Bert." You suddenly grabbed his face and kissed his cheek, making him slightly lose composure. Despite his obvious shyness, he gave you a flustered grin. "Anything f-for you... here, get on."

•Reiner:

The both of you were on a hunt to find your pet cat, the one who ran off into the woods while you both were admiring a small blue flower in the midst of all the dirt and crumbled leaves.

Reiner had spotted the cats furry tail, his face lit up, taking off to catch her before she goes rogue again. However, you were so shocked and excited that you two had leapt to capture her- not seeing the barely hidden hole buried deep into the forest floor.

With a terrified shriek, you fell to your misery- and your agonised legs. Who would do this?! Your brows furrowed in anger, quickly knitting together in pain again. "Reinerrr!"

"Hey Y/n! Look who I got! Ehehe..." he grinned, holding onto the grey unbothered cat. "I didn't even need to grab her or anything she jumped on me." His giggling slowly faded as he arrived back where he left you, failing to find your out-of-breath silhouette anywhere.

"REINERRRR!" You cried, "Help!"

"Dove?" He squatted over by the hole, only to be met with your soaked puppy eyes. "It hurts..." you whimpered.

His confused expression rose into mischievous smirk, which quickly escalated into loud chortles when you yelled at him for laughing at your pain.

"Calm down sweetheart, I've got you."

It was no surprise that he managed to lift you out of there using his outstretched arms, only heaving once you made it onto his lap. Your cat curled on your chest, licking at your dirty cheek.

Even through the pain, your little kitty forced a laugh out of you with her little paws kneading your body. "Not now Tootsie-pie." Reiner gently lifted her off. Gazing back at you. In those golden eyes, you could see a glint of comedy in them, his lips pursed tightly. He wanted to laugh again, didn't he?

"Stop that!" You hit his arm as he burst out hysterically again. "How did you even end up in there?" He wiped an oncoming tear.

"Some dumbass must've laid a trap, now come on... take me home... my legs hurt."

"That's just an excuse for me to carry you isn't it." He bluntly cocked a brow.

You gasped in return, "Why would you accuse me of doing something so- yes, yes it is- BUT DON't ACT LIKE YOU DON'T ENJOY IT!"

His cocky smirk carved back onto his handsome face, scooping you up into his arms while he stood up. "Lucky for you, I do."

And so the both of you returned back home with Tootsie on your trail, not without Reiner's small joking threats. "What if I tossed you back in there?" You could tell he was going to make a swift body movement to scare you, so you held tightly onto him and held tightly onto you.

"Reiner don't you dare- AH!" Your squeals were like music to his ears, fuelling his loud and hearty laughter. "IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

•Jean:

Jean could see it coming, but he really didn't want to miss out on such a funny moment. You were texting on your phone, as you were all day, depriving Jean of any attention. What was so important that you couldn't see him- or even worse, the incoming poll right in front of you.

However, you somehow dodged it. Jean eternally sighed, for some reason wishing you had hit it. "Haha." He heard you suddenly say. "You bastard, why didn't you warn me?! I know you could tell! What if I hurt my head?"

He rolled his eyes, "because you didn't"-

Before he could finish his sentence, you tripped over a faulty pavement brick, falling straight onto your naked knees. Jean couldn't tell whether he wanted to chant the word Karma at you or laugh and point at you. So he did both at the same time.

"You little fucklet!" You yelled in defeat, rubbing the small stones off of your bleeding knees. It hadn't hurt like this since you were 10 years old. "That's what you get for ignoring me all day!"

"I wasn't ignoring you damn it!" You sighed. Your lack of argument had slightly taken away his humour. Instead, he felt bad.

"Here let me help..." he squatted in front of you, only to have you push him over. "Go away! Mean bastard." You slightly teared up, the small scars stung, you weren't used to sliding your bare skin against the rough pavement.

"Baby, I'm sorry! Don't cry! I'll make it ip to you!"

You raised a brow in suspicion, putting him on edge. "I promise!" He added.

And so, you allowed him to give you a piggy back ride home, not minding the pain so much anymore.

•Armin:

Armin had been explaining a theory while you two take a walk down the street, you had heard something so shocking that you didn't notice the upcoming stairs and tripped.

He didn't even notice until he heard you grunt distantly, turning around to see you hunched over to hold onto your leg.

To him, the best giveaway that you're in pain is tears, so he immediately checks to see if you're crying, huffing out in relief that you're okay.

Limping back home, you insisted that he was overreacting as you didn't need help walking- or hospital.

•Erwin:

Bad things always seem to happen when Erwin disappears. It was only a few minutes when he went back inside to fetch some seeds, ones he wanted to plant on the side of the garden.

While you were working on trimming some high hedges, having to use a ladder to do it. It wasn't a difficult job, it wouldn't be- if the sun wasn't so vibrant today. As you squinted and removed your focus for one second, you could feel your balance start to wobble, the ladder failing to hold its ground.

Before you knew it, you had fallen right on your back, forcing a loud cough out of you. The grass was soft enough to not do too much damage- still, you couldn't deny that it hurt.

You glance to your side to find the gardening tool had stabbed into the dirt, terrifying you about the other outcomes of your dumb accident.

By the time Erwin comes back, he's shocked to find you sprawled out on the grass with the ladder shut close on the floor. He puts everything down and rushes over to you, holding out a number of fingers. "How many fingers do you see?"

"Erwin, I'm okay, I don't have a concussion." You reassured, groaning slightly when he helped you sit up. "Let's take you back inside, you may have been hurt severely." He bluntly picked you up and carried you inside, calmly suggesting that he calls your doctor. You quickly shut him down though, telling him that you were okay

•Zeke:

This was important to both you and Zeke, and your prides. A bet in which that if you both won this race, you wouldn't be the couple that takes part in a humiliating challenge.

With Zeke's leg tied to yours, and his arm sling over your shoulders, you could feel the overwhelming confidence that you'd both win. So much that you could ignore Porco's bragging and insults as he held onto his girlfriends torso.

Not Zeke though, he was making jokes out of it, infuriating Porco. Those two would argue all day if it weren't for Marcel loudly clearing his throat.

"Now now..." you could tell he was trying his hardest to not insult the living hell out of Zeke and Porco, but like an older brother, he kept it in. "This is a three legged race, so are all of you sure the knot is strong and tied safely?"

"Yes." You all whined, wanting to get it over and done with.

"Right then..." he lifted the whistle to his mouth, "on your marks... get set... GO!" As soon as the whistle went off, so did you and Zeke.

Except, like two idiots, you both took off with your right legs, causing the both of you to collapse into an awkward yet painful position.

At this point, you didn't care about how Porcos team was well ahead, all you could do was cry in pain as your ankle bent over, your knee twisted against the floor.

"Fuck! We lost- oh shit Y/n! Are you okay?!" He quickly untied the knot, rubbing your ankle with his warm hand. "It hurts it hurts!" You whined, weakly pulling it away from him.

"We should have said which leg to use first.. ah for the love of..." he winced as he stared at you moaning, clenching the grass with your clammy palm.

"Hey calm down, we'll get it sorted out, there's no need to cry"-

"I'm not crying damn it! You are!"

"Only because we're going to have to do that stupid dance together now! And film it too on top of that!" Zeke growled towards Porco, whom stood at the finishing line with a proud smirk.

"You're really blaming me?" You whimpered, "you gorilla bastard."

"Of course not sweetheart." He kissed your head. "Here... let's take you home... Marcel, a bit of help?" He called over the brunette.

They both helped you to a bench, where Zeke observed your ankle, touching it gently despite the deep frown on his face. "It's not injured or anything, you're fine, thank goodness... here, get on my back." he sighed.

•Porco:

You guys were doing an early morning jog just for training and because he refused to slow down you had to catch up breathlessly, your legs shaking every time you took a two-second break.

Somehow, without realising. the final step you had taken came out wonky and your feet slightly bent to the side, starting up a loud wail in your throat.

Meanwhile Porco was about to tell you to hurry up, resulting in him turning around to find you on the floor, barely holding back tears.

"Shit Y/n!" He ran to you, wondering what went wrong. "You can't take care of yourself for one day huh?" He sighed, leaning closer to help you up.

"This was your fault! Why did you run so fast ahead of me!" You cried, "Like shit, who do you think you are?! Sonic the hedgehog?!"

"Shut up and lean on me." He grumbled, slinging your arm over his shoulders and holding onto your waist. "I'm never training with you again, this is so humiliating." You sniffled, limping along with him.

"I'm sorry... it's not my fault you're so slow but I'm sorry, I'll go at your pace next time..."

"Promise?"

"Promise." He sighed, kissing your cheek once he set you down.

•Hange:

-hello??? Mum friend?! -she carries bandages around everywhere she goes -Quite a headcannon but it seems like it -the moment the harsh football fit your face she ran to your side to check for anything and a cut on your cheek had developed -blowing on it before patting down a plaster on the booboo -when you get home it'll get treated properly with a nice healing booboo kiss

•Pieck:

You didn't notice your shoe laces undone and your dumb self was glaring at the grey sky. Pieck tried to warm you to not take another step but it was too late as you had already landed on your naked knee.

"Aw Y/n..." she knelt beside you, "I tried to warn you, silly klutz." She giggled softly, "here, get up, let's fix that knee up, hm?" She held her hand out.

Once you had gotten home, she had completely babied you, pinching your cheeks softly and kissing you all over. "Did me falling over turn me into a child or something?" You sarcastically joked."

"What's so wrong about treating my little klutz right?" She kissed you again.

•Mikasa:

-you were pushing a wheelbarrow full of the weird compost dirt shit Mikasa told you to help around with. -it was so heavy though you didn't realise you were going at a high hill and before you knew it you slipped and the wheelbarrow tipped over with the stinky dirt going everywhere -"Y/N!!" She gets worried fast even if you're sitting there seriously like ಠ_ಠ -will carry you home and does not take no for an answer -is serious until you explain you just scraped your knee but she thinks it can lead to a bad infection so she'd take you straight home from there -very gentle with applying disinfectant, it stings but it isn't as bad as always.

•Mike:

You were getting period cramps, horrible period cramps. It was so late in the afternoon, you were sure you'd make it to the night without any pain but alas, here you were, rolling into a foetal position in your bed.

"Miche!" You cried out, clutching onto your stomach. "MICHE!"

Somehow, the large man showed up in front of the bed in under ten seconds, a worried frown plastered to his face.

"Help me." You panted, "I'm dying... help me..." you held your hand out, asking for some support.

Miche took your hand and laid you into a less curled position, huffing out a small laugh through his nose. "You'll be fine, the pain will go in under ten seconds." His palm gently squeezed yours.

"Can I get you some painkillers and water?" He mumbled, his thumb stroking your cheek, wiping the small beads of tears away.

"Pleasennngh..." You could barely nod, or even speak without groaning in between words.

After you took the meds, the pain slowly wafted away, the soft air from the windows washing your painful warmth away, at last, you could black out after such a long time of pain.

The last thing you felt was a kiss on your forehead and being tucked into bed.

•Sasha:

-She doesn't even know that you tumbled down that small cliff in the forest you were taking a walk on until 5 seconds after when she turns around and panics -"Y/N?!" She screams until she hears a distant grunt from the very bottom. You landed on grass and hit a few rocks on the way down so you were fine -runs down the cliff no problem and ends up falling on top of you by accident.

•Annie:

-both you and her were cooking something and you were chopping lemons when you noticed annie making funny faces with orange slices as her eyes which she only does when you're both alone -you were giggling and all until you felt a sharp cut pierce through your index finger, you quickly yelped and sucked on it -the fact that you got lemon juice inside the wound didn't help💀 -the girl blames you for not paying attention and holds your hand while running it under water, gently wrapping a plaster around your finger.

•Kenny:

-He yelled from downstairs about how you needed to come quick and so you practically leaped off of your office chair and ran down the stairs, tripping over your own feet on the eighth step and tumbling down -you could hear a small wheeze from above you and you glared at the old man barely holding in his laughter -probably makes you lay down in the same place for a while so that you don't hurt yourself further and proceeds to take out his phone to show you a picture of Levi with kitten ears. -"Is this what you wanted to show me?!" You gasp, frowning. He nods his head with a mischevious smirk. -"just wait till my headache heals you sucker." You hiss at him.

•Niccolo:

-He was trying to teach you how to ride a bike when you had gone on pilot mode the moment he let go of you, foolishly assuming you learnt how to ride a bike but instead of riding in a circle, you rammed into a tree -"Y/N! Y/N!" He'd clumsily rush towards you like a mother, "Oh lord- Y/n you're such an idiot! C'mon, get up." He slung your arm over his shoulder and helped you back inside. -You guys ever seen how an Asian mom behaves? He'd start force-feeding you tea because it has 'healing purposes' and treats you like a dumb baby

•Colt:

-"Y/n!" He chuckles at your mini mistake which had led to you sprawled out on the floor. "Sorryyy I didn't see your untied laces- shit, here let me help you"- -He's very helpful and manages to make you laugh at your silly stumble -If it was that bad he'd 100% let you on his back and ask if he can make it up to you.

•Yelena:

-She slowly turned around at the sound of your small grunt when you hit a pole, holding your head like an idiot. -"I always told you Y/n." She says as she comes closer to check if it's red, very obviously holding back a laugh, "Pay attention to your surr"- she starts wheezing at you, earning a glare.

•Moblit:

-He does not waste any time in messily sprinting towards you with the most scared look on his face after you had fallen off of the tree trunk. It wasn't that high but it was high enough to give Moblit a scare -Probably does that doctor thing where they pat certain areas and ask if it hurts before being sure he can help you back inside.

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