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kimbaike · 4 months
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I am both apologising and rescinding my apology for the person I will be until, during, and after The Book of Bill is released. My brain is just going a million miles an hour wondering what the hell kind of lore, artwork, codes, and other new shit is in this book. One of my favourite horror artists hinted at being involved, and he makes some fucking SCARY artwork. It has an adult rating on Disney Publishing's website. It's explicitly marketed towards older readers on the cover and every website, regardless of the different age ratings provided by each distributor.
Also from the announcement video/loop gif, we have: -DID YOU MISS ME (cipher code on spine) -LET ME OUT (morse code in audio) -A glimpse of the cover turning into that of J3 ("lost pages" included in the book) -A glimpse of the inverted black & white Bill, similar to the way he looks when first summoned in Dreamscaperers -The summoning circle/zodiac glowing and shimmering on the back -The photorealistic eye protruding from the back and looking around -"Some other...mystic... dimension." -"Once there was a very jazzy triangle..." -"Who can testify as to the wickedry... of the triangle false idol?" -A glimpse of fire ("Saw his own dimension burn. Misses home and can't return."???) -The manic laughter lifted direct from Weirdmageddon, when the deal is made. -The stone statue in the woods, of course. on top of all this the Oregon Parks Department dummy twitter profile run by Alex keeps making random references to marmots and UV rays which has caused theories that 1) Blacklight edition coming???? and 2) reincarnation theory is real and Bill is now a yellow-bellied marmot somewhere in Gravity Falls who has managed to write a whole ass autobiography or whatever what the FUCK is going ON
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im-no-jedi · 1 year
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boy he sure uhh, he sure does know how to just stand there, huh 🥴
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literal-ghost · 7 months
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Thinking about the humble contrabass balalaika again, lads.
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drlooneylegs · 1 year
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Me and @clownigator OC’s are getting along so well
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clairebeaudreault · 3 months
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Meat and Poultry - Doritos Chicken Cheese Casserole Recipe This quick and easy Dorito chicken casserole loaded with cheese is a guaranteed kid- and crowd-pleasing recipe featuring everyone's favorite chips.
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maccdadddyy · 6 months
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bf who’s just sat watching me eat crisps for five minutes: have you tried these crisps?
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marinawood · 9 months
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Chicken - Doritos Chicken Cheese Casserole This quick and easy Dorito chicken casserole loaded with cheese is a guaranteed kid- and crowd-pleasing recipe featuring everyone's favorite chips.
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abandrewart · 9 months
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Doritos Chicken Cheese Casserole A crowd- and kid-pleasing recipe using everyone's favorite chips, this quick and simple Dorito chicken casserole is loaded with cheese.
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kaylasficrecs · 11 months
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miguel o'hara recs
it's always been you | imagine, flangst | @amhrosina
i need you to stay | imagine, flangst | @intoxicated-chan
because i love you! | imagine, flangst | @gay-dorito-dust
miguel o'hara x reader | drabble, fluff | @ichangedmycornyahhname
trivial | imagine, flangst | @spidcrhunni
nobody has to know | imagine, fluff | deactiated blog
el trato (the deal) | series | @messylustt
give me reasons we should be complete | imagine, flangst | @intoxicated-chan
teasing miguel | drabble, fluff | @stellaaarree
show me where it hurts | two shot, flangst | @loganlermanstanaccount
purr | drabble, fluff | @milequaritchsslut
liability | imagine, flangst | @crescentbelle
bite | drabble, fluff | @multi-fandom-imagine
what's in between | two shot, fluff | @ghost-with-a-teacup
to leave the warmest bed i've ever known | series | @angel-eyes05
husband!miguel | drabble, smut | @miguelsfangs
snow spider | one shot, fluff | @ichorai
college roommate!miguel | au, one shot, fluff, smut | @loganlermanstanaccount
sweet and soft aftercare | imagine, fluff, smut | @little-miss-dilf-lover
happy wife, happy life | imagine, fluff | @msgorillagripcoochie
after missions | imagine, fluff | @blackbat05
too fast | two shot, angst | @ronwestbreeze (this is the second part)
waking up | drabble, fluff | @stellaaarree
messy eater | drabble, smut | @miguelsfangs
a second chance | one shot, flangst | @fauustic
until i found you | imagine, flangst | @lymmsweb
my light | drabble, flangst (more fluff ) | @multi-fandom-imagine
cuddling | drabble, fluff | @livelaughloak
enchanted | one shot, flangst | @autumnalbee
tight grip, broken dam | imagine, flangst | @flowerpotmage
mid night | imagine, flangst (more fluffy) | @eyelessfaces
orange, red and blue | imagine, flangst (heavy angst) | @ghost-with-a-teacup
when she brings him lunch | imagine, fluff | @kumori-suwan
i can't won't fight you | imagine, flangst | @operaphantomreader
hanging around | drabble, fluff | @ghost-with-a-teacup
w/ an innocent s/o | headcanon, fluff | @sweet-as-an-angel
i'm not cute | imagine, fluff | @sunflowersteves
new rules | one shot, flangst | @mandosaur
to a heart's content | au, headcanon, fluff | @cheralith
call | imagine, fluff | @cosmosis
miguel in love | one shot, fluff, smut | @moonlesslights
work mom | imagine, fluff | @miguelz
can't sleep | imagine, fluff | @cosmosis
forgive me | two shot, flangst | @lo-vearchive
full stomachs, fuller hearts | imagine, fluff | @prinzevyn
when he accidentally scares you | headcanon, flangst | @cyberstrm
te adoro | drabble, fluff (tiny angst) | @junewritesstuff
stay away from him | imagine, fluff | @queen-of-fanfics
warmth | imagine, fluff | @qaxqxd
coffee | two shot, fluff | @titanic-angel
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aalyssah · 1 year
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Missing Snacks
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Pairing: Chris Evans x Pregnant!Reader
Warnings: Fluff
Word Count: 750
Summary: Chris' snacks kept getting missing band there's only one person who knows what happened.
A/N: I thought this would be cute. Hope You Enjoy!
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Ever since you've gotten pregnant, Chris, his snacks have been missing. Every time he buys something, within the next morning, they're gone and he has asked you, but you don't know.
Chris sighed, walking into his house with a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos in hand. He was craving some Doritos, so that's exactly what he bought.
He bought those for one reason and that was to catch you in the act because there's no one else, but you and him in the house and when he's gone, who else could've eaten them?
He put the bags on the kitchen counter, before walking over to you who was on the living room couch. "Hey babygirl." He kissed your lips, pushing your hair back.
He got on his knees and kissed the 6 month old baby bump. "Hey there, little man. How were you for momma?" He rubbed the bump, while you laughed, watching him interact with the baby.
You rubbed your bump, shaking your head. "He was good, but he's been kicking all day. I guess he missed daddy." Chris couldn't hide the smile from his face, loving to come home to this. "How I can't wait to come home to the real thing!” He placed one more kiss before going upstairs to what you assumed to take change into his pajamas.
He shortly came down, instantly going to the kitchen. At first, you didn't think anything of it, until you heard wrapping crumbling together. Then you hear the sound of a bag being opened. You shot up, as fast as you could and waddled your way to Chris.
You saw him seconds away from sticking his hand in the bag. You tried grabbing it, but he pulled back. "Uh, uh, no ma'am, these are mine." He shoved the chips in his mouth, moaning at the taste. "They taste so good!" You, on the other hand, had a pout on your face to show him how much you envy him right now.
You stood with your arms crossed and your head turned to the side. "You're being so mean to me and the baby." Chris laughed, shaking his head and putting another chip in his mouth. "You and the baby will be fine . It's not like y'all haven't eaten enough on my snacks."
You looked at him, 'offended', putting a hand over your heart. "Hey, I told you that wasn't me!" Chris muttered something under his breath before gently picking you up and taking you to the bedroom. He helped you get comfy in bed and turned on your favorite show.
He's been working, so hard with his movies lately and all he wants to do is sleep next to you. He leaned over to you and kissed your forehead. "Good night baby, 1." He then kissed the baby bump. "Good night baby 2." You two shared a laugh before he turned in his side and 'fell asleep.'
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It's been about 2 hours when you woke up to the urge of feeling hungry. Your stomach growled loudly through the room with the TV still on your show. You slowly got out of bed, trying to make sure you didn't wake up Chris and walked downstairs. You knew from experience, not to step on the floor boards that squeak, so you didn't get caught.
You made your way to the chips before doing a little dance. You gently opened the bag, trying to be quiet and took a chip out. As soon as you were about to put the chip in your mouth, the clearing of a throat caught you. You froze, turning your body around only to be met with your husband Chris.
A smile grew on his face as he looked at you. “I knew it!” He pointed at you, who was standing there chip in the air, close to your mouth. You put your hand behind your back. “W-what are you talking about?”
Chris pranced his way to you, pulling your hands from behind your back. “This.” He leaned down and took a bite of the chip. “You're the reason why my snacks are gone.” You shook your head, denying. “No, it was the baby!” You said, pointing at the baby bump.
Chris laughed, picking you up and walking up to the stair, but you stopped him. “Wait!” He paused, before letting you take the back of chips off the counter.
“We gotta keep them upstairs with us, just to make sure we don’t have any more missing snacks.”
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kimbaike · 4 months
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WHAT A DAY TO LOVE GRAVITY FALLS
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7ndipity · 1 year
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Dating Jin headcanons
Seokjin x Reader
Warnings: swearing, teeny bit suggestive
A/N: More headcanons because they're fun and I can't sleep🤷. Working on these lists is making me so soft for the members all over again, it's crazy. Anyway, hope you like them!
Masterlist
Requests are open
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Dating Jin is like dating your best friend.
Cause, I mean, you basically are.
He is a hopeless romantic, in every sense of the phrase.
A Classic Gentleman. Opens doors for you, holds your hand on the stairs, shows up for your first date in a suit with bouquet of flowers(even though your just going to the fair or smth)
So awkward when you first start dating, his ears probably stayed red for a solid three weeks.
Does that blushy, flustered laugh thing anytime you complement him. Like yeah, he knows he's Mr.WWH, but hearing it from you just hits different, man.
He admitted before to getting so lost in daydreaming about his future s/o that he's burned food, and I think that would still happen(hopefully to a less severe degree) now that he has you.
Like, you'll be talking about something and look over at him, and he just has that distant look in his eyes. And you're like "Hello?" And he just blurts out something like "We should get a cat." "What?!"
You've heard his dad jokes, now get ready for the cheesiest, cringiest pick-up lines ever.
"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me & you together." "Please stop." "Are you from Paris? Because Eiffel for you." "That doesn't even make sense!"
His flirt game is actually pretty good tho, he's just so nonchalant about it, that it tends to catch you off guard.
You:*walks in room* Him: "Wow." You:"What?" Him:"I just forgot how gorgeous you were."
Likes taking you on fancy dates, but usually prefers cozier, lowkey dates with you.
Like, one day he'll take you to the nicest restaurant in town, the next, he's dragging your ass to some lake to go fishing.
Cooking dates that start out pretty cute and sweet, but become increasingly unhinged as time goes on(there's a korean youtube channel TryToEat, that I swear is what he would be like)
Calls you things like 'Jagi' and 'Honey', as well as more weird, Jin-esque names like 'Bubble'(he thinks it's cute, just go with it)
Couples outfits that range from matching sweatsuits to those t-shirts that say "if found, please return to Jin" & "I'm Jin".(He claims it's for safety reasons because what if he loses you at the mall or smth?)
Y'all pick on each other constantly.
"You look like a Pokémon." "Big talk for someone built like fucking Dorito."
Like, you've seen him with Jungkook, he's a menace. But now, he's your menace. (Imma pray for you)
But he's the only one allowed to pick on you. Anyone else who tries is in for the cussing out of a lifetime.
House Husband Vibes.
Takes pride in looking after you, whether that's taking care of you when you're sick, or just making dinner on a random Wednesday. It makes him feel needed.
Speaks as if you're already married.
"Think about the kids." "What kids?!" "The cats!" "We don't have cats yet!" "Aha, yet! So we are going have some eventually!"
Has the tendency to finish every conversation by giving you a lil smooch. (Doesn't matter if he was talking to you or someone else, you're getting kisses)
Needy
Literally hangs off of you whenever he's tired or wants attention.
Long, drawn out kisses where he backs you against the wall or counter that can make you forget about anything else other than him.
Likes to lay on you rather than with you. Like, you are his favorite pillow, and he will whine if you don't let him have his pillow time, cause he's a dramatic mf.
"AGH, Y/N-AH LOVES ME NOT! HOW WILL I GO ON?!
The other members don't call him the actual maknae for no reason, he's kinda baby.
You're one of the only people who get to see his more serious sides though, however brief their appearances may be.
Argues with you over the dumbest shit, but avoids actually fighting with you like a plague.
Overall, he's very sweet though and would do anything for you. Idk, he's just so, 💞ugh, yeah Imma go now.
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fadingdaggerr · 1 year
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from miles away
pairing: melissa schemmenti x gn!reader
summary: melissa’s ex husband pays you a visit after you move in
warnings: joe, protective r, a couple gross innuendos, author is a proud man hater and it shows
translation: sfigato means loser
note: haven’t written for melissa before but i had the idea for the argument for something else and thought i’d try something new. let me know how y’all feel about this and if you’d like more melissa stuff or not :)
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three years ago, she would cover your eyes when you came over for dinner, now you’re here. for the last five months, you’d woken up every morning morning with melissa laying across your back as she lightly snored in your ear. her light breath passing over the shell of your ear, mixed with the smell of her honey shampoo, it was almost enough to lull you back to sleep every time.
getting dressed was more about watching melissa while you tried not to drool. getting ready was more staring at her while she applied her lipstick, her taunting you with winks in the mirror when she caught you. leaving always consisted of you running ahead of her to open the car door, kissing her knuckles as she sat down. mornings were precious with melissa schemmenti.
smack… smack… smacksmacksmack. thunk.
you heard melissa snicker behind you as she watched you fight the vending machine for a kitkat stuck on the edge of a bag of doritos. you playfully glared back as you dropped more quarters in to get her raspberry iced tea. she’s lucky she’s cute.
you offer the iced tea to her with a sweet smile, but pull it out of her reach at the last second, “making fun of me, schemmenti?”
“i wouldn’t dream of it,” she answers with fluttering lashes and a pitched voice, loving the laugh it drew out from you. she extends her hand, speaking normally, “now hand it over, hot stuff.”
lunch was the best period of the day. no students for half an hour, and then for another half hour when fourth graders went to gym. pure peace for the whole hour. granted, half of that got to spent admiring melissa from across the table instead of listening to anything anyone says.
your eyes drink in the site of her with a ponytail, bangs pushed back by her glasses, and wearing your sweater, the very one she had given back to you two weeks ago because it ‘didn’t smell like you anymore.’ barbara side-eyed you with a chuckle, simply amused by the adoration for her best friend that was practically seeping from your pores. the heart-eyes directed melissa’s way were rudely interrupted by the phone behind the coffee maker ringing.
teacher lee reaches for it first before stretching an arm out to you, “front desk for you.”
never once has someone shown up in the middle of the day for you. you grab the phone from lee, “hello?”
“it’s ahmed. i got a guy up here saying he wants to talk to you about his wife,” he speaks quietly and unsure into the phone.
you’re silent for a second, scanning the room before saying quickly, “conference room two, i’ll be there in a minute.”
hanging up the phone, you gather yourself together. melissa and barbara stare at you for a second, then look at each other. you think quickly to avoid a certain someone from following you.
“got a parent up front, i guess. i’ll see you in a bit,” you don’t spare a glance to melissa before nearly running out the door. please be anyone else, please be literally anyone else.
you pass ahmed, only asking him, “he got a green cap on?”
“yeah, why?” he asks without looking up from his phone.
“mental preparation.”
melissa stared at the door for a moment before looking at barbara with nothing but confusion on her face, “what kind of parent stops by in the middle of the day?”
barbara shrugs, “maybe one of the parents works at the hospital, they have got schedules going each and every direction.”
melissa hummed in agreement, but still was weary about your departure. she leaves the lounge early to ‘touch up her makeup,’ and heads towards conference room two. three equally curious ducklings, janine, jacob, and barbara, follow behind her.
two familiar voices argue on the other side of the door, and melissa is frozen in place listening for a moment. she opens the door quietly, seeing you shove her ex-husband back before getting in his face.
the conference room door felt as if it weighed ten thousand pounds, your muscles tensing as you stepped in. closing the door behind you, you crossed your arms and spoke.
“what do you want, joe?”
“annette mentioned something about you moving into my house,” he stated with a disgruntled tone.
you sharply exhale through your nose, “it’s not your house. and that doesn’t answer my question. why are you here?”
“you’re living in my house,” he says again.
you exhale with annoyance, “your name isn’t on the deed anymore and you don’t pay for it. you haven’t since before you two got divorced. it’s melissa’s house, not yours.”
he stepped forward in attempts to intimidate you, “i want you out of my house and away from my wife.”
“what wife?” you retort quickly, “surely you don’t mean melissa? she divorced you, if you remember correctly.”
he stepped even closer, only about a foot of room between you, “god you two deserve each other. you’re just as arrogant, and she’s just as stupid,” his finger poked into your shoulder, “let me give you a little advice on handling that cu-”
red.
your palm goes to his own shoulder and shoved him back, “speak about her like that again and i promise they’ll never find you,” deep breath in, deep breath out, “and don’t touch me, ever. or give me your advice or anything else, as a matter of fact.” getting into joe’s face, you continue, “i don’t need to ‘handle’ melissa,” you exaggerate the quotations marks around his wording, “you and i both know, very fucking well, that she can handle herself perfectly fine.”
joe doesn’t back down, so you continue, “and why would i advice from you? she. left. you. why would i want advice from the man who fumbled that hard,” you’re nearly laughing in his face at this point, “but if i want advice on how to become greatly acquainted with my own hand, i’ll give you a shout.”
“you’re a disgusting bitch,” he seethes.
“all that and more,” you say walking towards the door, “you can walk down this hall and walk out the front doors,” you gesture with your thumb, “i’m sure there’s a bathroom stall wall with a nice, comfy hole in it just calling your name.”
joe’s front crumples with the last of your words, anger and defeat written across his face in permanent marker. you obnoxiously wave at him as he leaves, muttering under his breath as he stares at his feet. you hear ahmed laughing to himself, before looking at him, “not a word ahmed. not. one. word.”
“dude…” he laughs, “should i put him on the no-entry list?”
you shrug, “if he comes back, call me, no matter who he asks for. only call me.”
“aye-aye captain. i’m not messing with you, not even a little bit,” ahmed jokes as you walk back to the lounge.
melissa was standing wide-eyed in the hall. she was taken back by every part of the conversation she’d heard. she’d never seen you that angry, and come to think of it. she’d seen you upset, annoyed, even pissed. she still recalls the violent yell of ‘WHAT?!’ when you watched the game of thrones finale together, she swears it echoes in the living room still. but she had never seen you speak with such pure anger and hatred.
“melissa…” barbara cautiously starts.
“later. very later,” melissa replies, still collecting her thoughts.
when they heard your voice in the hallway, the group quickly made their way back to the lounge. melissa and barbara pretend to look interested in their phones, not looking at you as you came in. janine and jacob were sitting looking at each other, both nearly in shock over what they had heard you say. you’d never said anything that grotesque in the three years they’d been at abbott, but damn.
taking your spot across from melissa, and instead of resuming your not-so-subtle staring, you stare at the table. a few minutes go by before you feel someone’s foot tap against yours. you look up from the table to see melissa staring at you, nodding towards to door, a silent request to talk.
with a short nod, you get up and start to walk towards your classroom, melissa follows after she packs up her things.
you hear her heels click against the tile floors of the classroom and just say, “eavesdropping isn’t very polite, mel.”
“so is not telling me joe was here,” she replies. she’s right, and you know she is. you knew it was him, or at least you were pretty sure.
“he asked to speak to me,” you lean against your desk and grab her hand, “and it was just some sad uber-masculine way to try and intimidate me.” you play with her rings as your explanation quickly turns into a rant, “but he insulted you, melissa. to my face! he can say whatever he wants about me, i don’t care. but you? you? no way in h- why are you smiling?”
she yanks your arm and pulls you into a hug before speaking, “you threatened to kill that sfigato all because he called me a bitch?”
you shake your head the best you can with her vice grip around your neck, “not a bitch, worse. and he kept saying it’s his house and you’re his wife, like he doesn’t live above that gyro spot, lonely and alone.”
you feel melissa’s laughter more than you hear it, and it makes your arms tighten around her waist once more before letting her go. she’s so lovely, simply lovely. how anyone could let her go was beyond your comprehension. you’re just thankful that she trusts you, enough to let you befriend her, and then enough to love her completely.
“you don’t need to protect me. i’ve got four bats hidden around the house and two in the car. and one under my desk,” you watch her count again in her head, “and the one in your car.”
“i know you don’t need me to,” you fix the chains of her necklaces as you continue, “but i love you, and that means i’m sticking up for you, no matter what, no matter who.”
melissa is nearly certain that if you two weren’t at school, she’d be a puddle of tears. the gentle fixing of her necklaces, your soft voice and oh-so-sweet words, she just wanted to kiss your face all over. workplace rules have her settle for a lingering kiss to your cheek, i love you too mumbled into your skin.
you cupped her cheek, thumb caressing the apple of her cheek. in the most loving tone you say to her, “if he shows up again i’m gonna use the damn car bat on him.”
melissa laughs heartily, “maybe he’ll just find the hole in stall wall and get too busy to come back.”
a mix of a groan and laugh leaves you, you’d entirely forgotten your earlier words. melissa stays in the classroom until the end of lunch bell rings, before she quickly kisses you goodbye.
you watch her walk away, then watch her run back in, “how did he find out you moved in?”
“i don’t know how, all i know is annette had something to do with it,” you answer with a little shrug.
you see her face immediately go into planning mode for what to say to annette when she inevitably chews her out. she spins to leave your classroom for real this time, but just as she’s about to head out the door, you pull her back in and press another kiss to her lips, for good measure.
feedback appreciated as always <3
title is from passionfruit by drake
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Groceries, Taxes, & Laundry (MSchmidt Fluff)
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hey guys, it's me. i'm finally back. did y'all miss me? the writing of this is a lil diff, sooooo please enjoy and lmk what you think!
content: pure fluff yall.
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Grocery shopping with Mike Schmidt is… special, to say the least. He absolutely despises it. The dreaded time comes around at the end of every week, your vegetables in the fridge starting to wilt, the meat from the previous trip used up, and all of your snacks have been devoured from late night munchie runs to the pantry (xoxo i love gardening!!!). He knows it has to happen. He knows you’ll wake him up early on Sunday morning like always, because apparently it’s “better to get it out of the way,” which he thinks is, well, to put it lightly, utter bullcrap.
You’ll drag him and Abby out to your local grocery store, her drowsy and jittery all at the same time with the promise of pancakes from a local diner after. Once you arrive, you’ll pull out all of the far-too-expensive reusable bags out of the trunk of Mike’s dingy car, ready to fill them with the necessities. Why get those for 3 bucks when you can get the plastic ones for free? He’ll never understand your logic, something about saving the environment, but it’s okay, he loves you enough not to complain, at least out loud.
The fluorescent lights of the room filled with half asleep employees hits Mike’s eyes like he’s looking directly into the sun. He lets out a small grumbled sigh as he takes in the scent of sterile cleaning supplies and produce mixed in one, with the strange almost play doh like smell of the bakery. Your eyes cut over to him, eyebrows raised, Abby’s hand in yours as she rubs her droopy eyes. Mike can’t help but to crack a small smirk, his lips pursed together. “What?” he’ll question innocently, letting out a small snicker as you go deeper into the dreary establishment. 
At the produce aisle, Mike shivers a little as the water from the misting sprinkler on the shelves hits his bare skin. He should’ve worn his jacket today, he usually does, and he’s regretting the one time he hasn’t. Your eyes are glancing over carrots, broccoli, cucumbers, and squash, all that are somehow both too ripe and too.. What's the word... unripe? Sure, he’ll go with that. His hand reaches out to grip yours in a gentle grasp as Abby points to a particularly fluffy bushel of broccoli. “I want that one! It looks like pretty trees,” she giggles out, finally starting to wake with the day. You let out a giggle of your own and Mike smiles because of how pretty your laugh is.
Next, you’re in the snack aisle, filling the cart with doritos, barbeque chips, pringles, salt and vinegar chips (mike gags when you eat them too close to him), peanut butter filled pretzels, whatever can go in Abby’s lunch box and whatever is tastiest. Mike insists on buying the cheap queso, his nose scrunching up at the price of the name brand one. He knows it doesn’t taste any different.
Now you’re looking at meats, finding chicken breasts and filets, steaks, pork, whatever was on your list from meal prepping. Yes, meal prepping, Mike did that now. Apparently stable people with stable lives who had stable relationships did that. He’d grown fond of sitting over a recipe book with you on Saturday nights, really, shoulder to shoulder, pressed up on the couch well after Abby had gone to bed. Something about it felt safe, a kind of domestic feeling he wasn’t used to.
You’re basically done now, and he couldn’t be more relieved as you make your way towards the dairy section. He grabs a few things, string cheese, yogurt, cream cheese, cheese slices for sandwiches for work. Oh, did he mention he works in construction now? It’s stable, makes good money, and he’s home on time to see you, to be a husband-not-yet-husband (he plans to propose soon, but that’s another story), a brother-more-like-a-father, a person with a regular schedule. He looks over at you, watching as you and Abby skim over the different selections of chocolate and strawberry milk, finally settling on a carton of strawberry. He once again scrunches his nose, smiling all at once. “Nasty,” he mumbles out. Abby playfully hits his arm and you lean in for a kiss.
Finally, thank god, you push the cart towards the bakery section, grabbing bread and a sweet treat or two for the week. Cookies, a birthday cake for no particular reason, cheese danishes, whatever his little family was feeling for the week, that’s what it’d be. This week, it was a huge box of chocolate chip cookies and some kind of cherry pastry he’d never had before. You three finally head to checkout, where everything is stuck in those stupid reusable bags and the price of everything you got feels obscenely huge for what’s in your cart, but he pays it anyway. Walking to the car, in the trunk the groceries go as you all climb in one by one, ready to head for pancakes.
As he reverses the car out of his good (only because it was so goddamn early) parking spot, he can’t help but sigh, this time with contentment as Abby rambles on about a new imaginary (hopefully) friend, your own grin wide as you ask questions, making sure she feels heard. “I love you guys, love doing things with you guys,” Mike mumbles out, reaching his hand over to your thigh as he glances back at Abby too. And it was true, he’d do anything with you two. Hell, if all his life consisted of grocery shopping, taxes, and laundry? Yeah, he’d be ok with that too.
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lonesomedotmp3 · 9 months
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season five was really the shows golden era (#TOME)... bughead fucked up divorce hate each other era jabitha rising archie and toni friendship toni finally becomes a real person cheryl is locked inside her mansion going crazy and wearing excellent dresses and painting minerva cunting it up jughead seeing both the rat king AND mothmen lerman logan mole people betty with a chainsaw being insane and violent and sexy veronica killing her husband and committing fraud hiram eating doritos tabitha and betty on maple mushrooms reggie calling a bunch of high schoolers losers josie coming back to eat up an episode and tell everyone else they fucking suck karchie kiss fangreggie kiss THE FOOTBALL WAR. AND MOTHMAN. CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME
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fairyysoup · 10 months
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I'm still thinking about your Steve, I can't really go over how soft he is 🥺😔
hmmmmOooOo let me talk about my boy real quick
in the 90s, steve's got a couple years' worth of failed relationships under his belt, so he knows what's good and what's not. he's learned from his mistakes and he's not gonna fuck up this time (hopefully)!!! he's attentive and sweet and doting, he takes stock of your routines so he knows you like the back of his hand that comes naturally from when he had a crush on you in high school, you swear he's like a trophy husband with the way he packs you lunch <33 always ready and willing to drop everything and run when you call, he's literally a golden retriever boyfriend ugh. stevie loves with his WHOLE chest, he won't be normal about it (usually this would be a turnoff but you've never been normal about him either lol).
but also he's in culinary school, so he's a fucking idiot right. he's eating doritos for lunch WHILE he's making the most amazing concoction you've ever seen on the stove as "practice" and having you taste test it. he's mildly sleep deprived so he has like. two brain cells left and one of them is only ever revolving around you, so he's really only using one of them to conduct the rest of his life. he can trust you to not let him set his hair on fire (literally, once) as long as you're around, but once you're gone he's a trainwreck. doesn't know what to do with himself, he needs his girl to help him keep his head on straight :'(((
you're gonna have to move in with him, obviously. sorry, his hands are tied. it's the only way he's gonna be able to balance his two loves (cooking and you) otherwise. but it just makes sense since you've been sleeping over at his place almost constantly for over a year now (he is pushing a tiramisu at you to butter you up as he explains this reasoning)
his puppy dog eyes the tiramisu works, so you move in with him. you have to put a sticky note by the doorknob to remind him to take out the garbage in the morning. he's obsessed with the way you just write 'trash :)'
sweetest of peas. big of heart. dumb of ass.
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