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drnightingale · 5 months
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Hey everyone! My girlfriend's parents are being controlling, homophobic, trans phobic bitches once more, so I'm likely going to be more active as I can't talk to her at all!
If you have any questions about my scp stuff/0963, fanfic requests (I DO NOT WRITE SCPxSCP SHIPS UNLESS PLATONIC), or just wanna chat in general, please use my inbox or message me, it distracts me from the pain :)
Hope everyone is having a better day than I am :)
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thunderjackal · 8 months
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it b e gi n s. so i may or may not have begun watching the starwars movies
sorry to everyone who follows my reblog blog i will now be flooding your timelines with snarwars
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God. Sometimes the statement really do begin 😳😳
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pineapplebreaddo · 2 years
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i have to sit in a dentist waiting room for an hour before i can get my tooth deleted and the only thing keeping me from going insane in the blindingly white halls is thr thought of moomin tea :[
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malwarechips · 2 months
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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kochei0 · 3 months
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
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oncorhynchus-nerka · 3 months
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
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Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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sleepygaymerdisease · 3 months
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amygdalae · 8 months
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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girldraki · 5 days
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sadclowncentral · 22 days
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my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.
it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.
it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords
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vamprisms · 5 months
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adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy
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belladonnaprice · 1 month
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qrowpilled · 9 months
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
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opiumvampire · 5 months
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fuck w me
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cemeterything · 5 months
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"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.
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