#do laugh tho bc it's very funny

[daisymaycries]

Miss Pepper's haircut is, of course, adorable.

She probably didn't do it herself in a moment of being Drunk on Life™️ and feeling invincible only to have it all come crashing down when the shrinkage hit after the hair dried.

Not that *I* know anything about that, of course.

#lackadaisy #lackadaisy cats #lackamemey #lackadaisy memes #ivy pepper #lackadaisy ivy #rip daisy may :’) #daisy may story time #daisymaycries #daisy may CRIES 😭 #it looks horrendous #i look like a pencil #don't laugh #do laugh tho bc it's very funny

[skitskatdacat63]

Mark promoting the Sebmarkson agenda 😏

#though jokes aside honestly i am impressed w mark's predictions! #literally got the podium results exactly on the mark #the whole clip is funny to me bcs hes just to ultra focused on seb and jense #like first mentions Jense even tho Jense is in p5 #and then it feels like he only obligatory mentions Lewis bcs hes on pole #and then goes back to talking about JB and Seb...and the three of them 😏 #like he doesnt mention rubens at all??? and eddie jordan points that out and he kinda just laughs. did they have drama or smth? #but like i feel like hes very confident that seb will get p2 in the championship #he even goes on to say he wont do anything to hurt seb's chances 🥺 #bur truly feel like Mark willed his two boyfriends onto the podium with him hahaha #its not like its an unlikely podium but also its not really the first results i wouldve predicted #sebmarkson #f1 #formula 1 #mark webber #catie.rambling.txt #martian #butter

[oscill4te]

i genuinely love my mom so much but its also like you are the most confusing person ever

#i dnt wanna overshare cuz i always do that lol but mothers day is coming upp... uh. soon #so i guess im just thinking about her. i genuinely love her so much. as alwayz its hard tho #she is also the funniest woman in the world to me. most people would say shes a horrible person #shes just rough around the edges. idk #one time she pointed at a couple outside and wz like “those two are so ugly; its like they were made for each other!!” #is it bad that i find humor in her meanness? shes just like. so funny to me #her negativity makes me laugh i guess xD #and if shes nice to you she genuinely means it. I think i love my mom a lot bc i see a lot of myself in her #shes very “split up” like me her opinions change all the time and im like. me too!!! #yes she can be fake but i think she genuinely does “flip/switch” a lot the way i do #and i never met anyone else other than my mom who so openly did that yknow #she can love and hate you at the same time. she simutaneously will love animals and hate them. gay ppl. ect #she seems to idk. be really inconsistent and fragmented like me and only now do I see it #i love my mom. i cant help it even with everything thats happened its like how can i not love someone who held me in her jacket #as it snowed outside before school? i cling so hard to that memory #i will be seeing family 2 times this month but i feel quite at peace with it right now #in april i was not thrilled at all but today im feeling some peace

[magentagalaxies]

still can't get over the fact that when i got drunk with scott in nyc he just kept going on and on about how lucky he is to know the other kids in the hall and how much he loves them. like oh my god that's so adorable wtf

#definitely the most drunk i've seen him be irl and the most drunk i've ever been (tho honestly that's not a high bar for me lmao) #so it was so cute seeing that when scott's inhibitions fall away from alcohol he just keeps telling the same rambling story #about how much he loves mark and bruce and kevin and dave #(he also loses the concept of personal space and talks right next to your ear but i didn't mind it lmao) #(and he finds any excuse to do a toast and tap drinks together which is very funny) #that was such a great night and a really fun conversation even outside of him going on about how much he loves the other kids #it was also when he first gave me his jacket (from my profile pic) and he kept laughing bc he said i looked like a dickensian orphan

[fluffypotatey]

IDK how much you know about D&D, I just want to put this out there bc it's hilarious to me.

Throughout the whole show, Merlin is called a warlock, and is the only one called that, but there's no explanation given as to why.

In D&D, a warlock gets their power from their patron, sometimes a god. And one of the gods in the D&D pantheon?

Balinor.

👀

what

#idk whether to laugh or scream #my knowledge of d&d is very small but i did know that warlocks are similar to clerics in that they both have patrons (that’s it tho right?) #but i never put much thought into Merlin’s title as warlock lol #and idk what’s more hilarious: bbc unintentionally having Merlin’s dad be his magic patron or bbc intentionally doing so lmao #like if it WAS intentional then it was subtle and prob only an Easter egg for themselves???? #wait i lied i think it’s more hilarious for it being unintentional #even funnier if none of them played d&d and searched up Balinor and a definition of warlock and thought ‘yeah I’ll use that’ 😂 #But imagine merlin post-series believing that his conversations with his dad is like a ghost thing. Like just him finding the most magic-y #place and communing with the dead and having fun father/son bonding time bc it’s what he deserves BUT NOPE ITS BC HIS DAD IS HIS PATRON LOL #even better: Balinor doesn’t know he also thinks it like a dragonlord thing to have a ghostly connection or some shit #idk this is funny to me #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #just another thing on the list if isleldir to geek about after merlin tells him (i think i spelled his name wrong :( ) #asks

[airenyah]

ok so today i had my first thai class after a really long christmas break and somehow andreas gabalier (an austrian folk singer) and his music came up. and i don't remember what exactly my teacher said but he made a comment along the lines of "andreas gabalier is considered a standard good looking dude here in austria, right?" (my teacher is from thailand, so he wasn't sure about austrian people's preferences)

and his question was met with complete silence, because the thing is... our class consists of 3 middle aged guys plus one more guy in his early 30s. and then there's me. the only girl

and since no one answered the question about andreas gabalier's looks, our teacher then addressed me directly and following conversation ensued:

teacher: "[airenyah]?" me: (feeling slightly shy and embarrassed) ".....i don't know what andreas gabalier looks like 🙈" everyone: (breaks out in laughter) middle-aged classmate: (highly amused) "i suspect he's not your type..." (me: "oh 🙈") "you're not missing out on anything :D"

i really like my teacher but god, let me live. don't put me on the spot like that 😩😩😩

#i hate when people ask me my opinion on somebody's looks #esp if that somebody in question is an older dude (as in significantly older than me. doesn't have to be ''old'' in reality) #idk!!! the person looks normal to me!!! person-shaped!!! idk‚ what do you want from me!!! i'm too asexual for this conversation!!! #we're not super close in this class (it's online which doesn't help with that either) so no one actually knows shit about my sexuality #and idk if my teacher put me on the spot for heteronormative reasons bc i'm the only girl in class #or bc he trusts my opinion (technically i could be considered an expert in austrian culture‚ i have a BA for that now lol) #but somehow my classmate's comment felt really reassuring to me somehow #i have no idea what made him think that that singer wouldn't be my type (maybe the age difference??) but like #so true man. so true. you don't even know #what even IS my type #airenyah plappert #stories from my thai class #also yeah everyone was laughing but it wasn't mean-spirited like. they weren't laughing AT me #i think my comment was just funny to them bc they probably weren't expecting it and so maybe they were surprised #or maybe bc i'm also the youngest in the group so maybe in their heads they were going ''aw she's too young to know andreas gabalier'' #(i mean i WAS very much aware of him‚ i just never cared about him and his music and so i didn't care to know about his appearance) #the guys were laughing very amusedly while i was just sitting there like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ lmao (i too was amused when they laughed tho) #anyway i have since looked up andreas gabalier's face and he is literally just some dude to me #i do hate his hairstyle tho. it looks greasy with gel ewww #but yeah apart from that my opinion on his looks is that he looks like an ordinary human being idk #nothing good and nothing bad about it #(except yeah. the hair gel maybe. maybe that IS bad actually)

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

pictured: sequence of me literally achieving my greatest lifelong dream but in engage bc i can’t do it in real life yet

#DCB Engage Run #listen i've been talking abt adopting a bunbun for so many years #it is MAGICAL to see adopted! for a bunbun in this game!!! #I'm very happy I have two of them! I am also... sad I only have two :'( #I keep finding the same animals! especially pigeons! #no offense to pigeons or anything I just... wanna adopt more bunbuns #the happiest moment of my fe engage life was adopting my first bunny #okay funny fact tho my cat does the same pose as the bunny in the third screenshot #my cat stands up on her back paws and keeps her front paws in front of her while she's standing up #she likes to stand up when she's waiting for something and watching whoever she's waiting for #me and my family call it ''the bunny'' bc she stands up like a bunny #I laughed when I saw the bun in game do that pose bc I thought of my cat #by which I mean yes I saw a rabbit do a normal rabbit thing and thought of my CAT #see rabbit be rabbit. think of cat. cat behaves as rabbit. I like to joke that my cat is acting like a bunny to make up for #me not being able to get a bunny yet. she's being the bunny I've always wanted #my beautiful cat rabbit. how kind of her :'D #Engage #FE17

[skeletxr]

.,

#you know i also forgot how extremely dysphoric gynocology offices make me #especially since its so busy and like #every person waiting is such a feminine pretty ~woman~ #and everything here is like WOMAN!!! WOMANLY CHECKUPS!!! HAHA WOMEN FEMALE AM I RIGHT #UPDATE HERE so i dont annoy or sound like im trying to do this on purpose #tumblrs just my journal w an audience JFNJD #idk why i was worried as bad my gyno is so great she explained #estorgen and progesterone when youre not on any hormonal balance meds vs when u are #laughed over her absolute suprise that i have a low cervix she was like OH. #so fuck you the BAD ex who said i had something wrong w my vagina bc how DARE i find penetration uncomfy!!! #at least now i know why!! now i know why tampons/cups are a pain fornme #its so good to get yhat validated #i already knew #anyways im real excited for this nuvaring im very much looking forward to my hormones balancing out #also i lost a lot of weight?? dunno if thats a good thing since i hardly been eating sijce february LMAHFDAO #the nurse was funny as hell when she asked if i smoke insaid ' #not cigarettes and she was like OH you smoke mary jay? alright ill say you smoke mary jay #an absolute delight #hated the fucking torture device tho it was more painful than last time fjdjjcjf #text

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#u kno what i dont like? when i talk abt doing something completely bananas that i would absolutely do if i was even a little less socially #conscious and then whoever im talking to is like lol do it #idk maybe im just slightly distorted abt it but i have a compulsive need to do what ppl tell me to and i kno ppl would think i was real #weirf for doing the things so im just like. r u making fun of me? bc truely i cannot tell #like i dont have a good grasp on how well i read ppl. sometimes i think im ok at it. like i can deduce things from context clues #but if someone is not being clean then its fucking way over my head but idk sometimes i cant tell if im being made fun of #like u kno when u make someone laugh and ur like well i wasnt really trying to b funny. i was just saying whats in my head #so was that nervous laughter bc i said something kinda off the walls or was it laughter at my expense #again im probably just distortion bc my sister used to publicly call it out whenever i was being weird but idk #i just wish ppl said what they thought more. like dont say one thing to my face and then later text me something that indicates u were #thinking something entirely different in the moment. bc that's disorienting and it makes me think i can't trust my reading of ppl #i mean. it doesnt help that i dont look ppl in the face lol but whatever #i should sleep. i have jury duty tomorrow and i pray that i am not selected. tho it would force me to have a day off #bc im fucked up like that. no fun allowed. only work. and not enough sleep :-P #idk why im even thinking this? #i guess bc i was helping one of my lab mates with coding stuff and like idk ive spent way too long around him and i still dont #kno whats going on in his head. like idk hes not too bad but he also is very quick to jump on it when i do something wrong #like when i make a lil mistake i mean. and i think its in a teasing way but idk it feels weird. like he thinks hes caught me fucking up #and im like ...yea? i mean yea that was a dumb thing i did. or like yeah i cant spell or remember plant codes? idk maybe he just thinks #its funny. it doesnt upset me or anything. i just think its kinda weird and i dont get it so it puts me on edge #idk he says things sometimes and im like... ok ur star war5 options make me nervous abt the general opinions u hold but i dont kno how to #manipulate u into a revealing conversation. idk his not that bad just puts me on edge a lil and i have to b around him a lot so i sit here #man wtf is his deal? let me psychoanalyze u #unrelated

[caruliaa]

op of a post is in the same ""cringe"" fandom as me so i can openly be a fan of it in the tags without the fear of being singled out and mocked by them and then all their followers for it incident 13 resurrected 27 healed

#this happened twice today. w the post i j rbed which was being shared by swifters but feels like it cld blow up soon #to the point of everyone rbing it and if op wasnt also a swfite id b scared to even mention tswift let alone blast style lyrics #and also w the post abt characters from fandoms u sued to be in staying w u ik the op is an ex tss fan so i shant be mocked there either #(tho i also know they werent big on romantic prinxitey but like. theres a difference between that and getting anons telling me to off mysel #bc the op thought it would be funny to point me out as the cringe person for everyone to mock) #im not kidding this is a real like. fear of mine even if i want to i wont mention tswift in tags on a post out of fear of being singled out #and thats also the reason i j say roman if i mention him in the tags of a psot even though its confusing bc everyone into succsesion #part of me feels like im letting a fear of ppl judging me dictate my behavior and i need to stop caring if ppl think im cringe #but at the same time it is like. a genuine fear that if im singled out by op to be made fun of ill get legitimatly harrased #by their followers or if its in a rb by other people who see the post and laugh at it #idk !! im very weird about this and i think its the fault of. not an incident that happened last year but two specifc ppls behavior #that led to that incident and the attitudes they perpetuated. thats all ill say . other than its dumb that this still affects me #but it just does i guess !!!. i do wanna start not caring me though j also be cautious like ill wait unti the post is at 10k+ notes yk. #anyway !! how come i never shut up up huh im always talking in the tumblr post tags . and then like two ppl care. and i love them 4 it<3 #flappy rambles

[vaugarde]

team plasma arc is still looking like my favorite arc overall bc N has consistently been very good but yikes the last few parts of best wishes really kinda start to fall apart

#i think i still like it a lot but i feel like the writing gets... dumber? #like every episode in this team plasma arc that hasnt had team plasma themselves orN is only Just There feels very weird #one thing i noticed is that iris and cilan keep speaking at the exact same time #and it gives me the vibe of ''oh god we arent secure in these characters anymore so we're gonna reel it in'' #and this is a problem throughout bw ofc but yeah ash somehow gets even dumber and its just frustrating to watch #especially with sarah's really bland performance. #i think its also that team rocket is more common again and they just fill up screentime #and they arent even funny so its like i cant even laugh #echoed voice #pokeani lb #and overall the writing just feels more. juvenile? idk if thats the right word bc this is a kids show and all #but it feels a lot more dumbed down. which is weird bc the team plasma arc when it is going is kinda fucked up #iris and cilan also simutanously have less to do and they feel flanderized? like i mentioned iris before but cilans gone back to being borin #maybe thats why i didnt care for him as a kid bc my final impression of him was the declore islands incarnation #idk i feel like the worst aspects of bw are really starting to come out here bc they just didnt know what they wanted to do #like charizard comes back next episode and from what i remember it barely even does anything besides.... be fanservice to OS really #even tho they get rid of seismic toss which was part of why it was so iconic so why did they bother with that even

[strwbrymlkshake]

literalyl insane if my dumb feelings don't go away I'll have to start a normal normal rant tag for him I think –_–

#mine #i feel so bad i havent talked to anyone except my group thats involved in my hyperfixation recently uwagh #i will try to take a break tomorrow. hyperfixation doubled with guy im kind of obsessed with creates literally no time for anything else #im still taking care of myself while being so fixated i cant move for several hours. good on me for that #anyways anyways i tried not to be deranged today. not even fathoming romance atm im just happy i get to be around him teehee #made me rly think about how hes been very chill with everything ive ever said to him even tho i am a little freak . which is uncommon #i am not daydreaming about it because itll break my fucking heart but im content for now i think :) i like hanging out with him #'im normal about him' proceeds to talk abt him on my yandere blog. #im not feeling yanderish i just dont have another place to talk abt this stuff so here it is! bon appetite #im not rly freaking out as much and im good at distancing myself from him. even tho idk if anything will happen im trying to #practice controlling my insane person feelings when around him ;-; im doing good i THINK i havent been as weird #my thoughts around him are all weird and distorted and not quite romantic (yet?) but i know that i just feel comfortable w him #im:) im happy im enjoying. watch him get a partner immediately after this and i go batshit bc that is my freakin luck #well it doesnt matter i had a good time while i could and thats what counts ig . had only a smidgen of hope anyways! but its ok #i am so jaded to romance i am going to accept whatever happens and hope its atleast funny . and he finds humor in it #n i would get to hear his horrid laugh. itd be nice. i like it its very contagious. his voice maxes my brain out in serotonin #he was messing around w me in [hyperfixation] and i really enjoyed the attention hwuwhidhekfn made me flustered #i was saying like Romantic CodedTM things to him and he was just giving indecisive responses but not elaborating . so who knows #im not fretting or anything like its fun its chill i feel relaxed !! very casual stuff am having a good time. he has beautiful eyes also. #hes so talented and knows what hes doing. and hes so freaking smart he knows so much stuff oh my god. #i keep having repeated dreams abt him its weird fjdjfjdk. normal things to say abt ur friend btw. normal #i think his fascination w [redacted] is so beautiful his memory is rly good too. im NORMAL i swear #i like to cause spectacles that are memorable and funny so he pays attention to me more. i like attention from everyone but his is esp. fun #i love my friends so much i tell them that i appreciate them everyday. i hope they know they are loved so much #i probably just love the side of himself he chooses to show n not his authentic true self bc online stuff oh well #tho i do feel if you spend an ungodly amnt of hrs straight with someone then you are bound to know them more intimately #i love doing absolutely nothing with my friends and make our own fun in boredom. reminds me of my childhood #maybe i am allowed to think abt him awkwardly patting me on the head. as a treat #this guy reminds me of a previous love interest too except he doesnt emotionally abuse me or himself and has a freaking soul #💿

[cheswirls]

oh the hotel arc is starting it is here

#i had a thought bc of the chapter title #the the opening made me remember that these arcs have wrapped up rather nicely #so we can't end fol on this note #but surprise surprise it is the most open-ended of the bunch #didn't expect to start hotel arc halfway thru the chapter but hey hey hey :) #it makes sense given how fol arc jus ended #this makes me wanna... touch up what happened end of hospice arc #r those 2 jus gonna sit tight or are they headed somewhere #I forgot abt the girls too tho i think now that their mission is done they were gonna lay low #bard on the other hand idk given more... happened tho I'm not sure if those 2 are aware #don't think they were around for the reaper stuff #anyway finny n kids incoming!!! at the very least to the opium den to meet the rest of the gang #their half of the chapter was so funny bc i forgot they were being shot at #then the adults were all like 'yea it was made to be inescapable' n i had to laugh bc..... finny is with them so actually no #super touching that...what's his name i forgor. the one finny saved #that he came around at the end when they surfaced and threw his arms around finny. sweet of him #he didn't even have dialogue this chapter but the emotion was Felt #this actually flew by bc of how little dialogue there was but at least it wasn't 10 pages #ig that was also the anime premiere so yana must've been heckin busy #i forget sometimes how busy not just a mangaka but an artist yana is when I start counting pages #so many responsibilities... how does one person do it all #next time I will get a read tag i prommy. until then hope this is vague enough for ani-onlies #< OOPSIE I do have a tag!!! added #c reads bb

[knifegremliin]

so i already knew that something's up with my wrist, despite being told it's probably just been overused. and well!!! just discovered that if i touch the bone that's there and move my wrist a certain way, i can Feel The Bone Move. like motherfucker actually Pops Out.

perfectly normal wrist behavior lmaoooo

#🔪.text #also i can't even continue to wear the splint properly #because it rubs against that bone and pushes against it #and that Hurts #so i'm still wearing the splint but it's very loose so idk how helpful it's really being #my mom's reaction was pretty funny tho #bc she was showing me that she can make her wrist do that too #except in her case it's that a vein or w/e is just popping over the wrist #and i was just like ''lol it is definitely Not A Vein for me. that is Bone Moving'' #and then she felt my wrist when i did it and immediately went ''UMMMM??? THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. THAT IS NOT A VEIN'' #like yeah lmao #i'm laughing about it and she is just sitting there in concern #she is now calling a place so yay. might be going out tonight to get it seen Again #because my wrist might be ✨dislocated✨ #so. lmao.

[nomaishuttle]

i think maybe my streak system is a bitttt op...

#i might have t rework th points.. bc i earned 108.5 in spending money this week lol #i did do very good tho... i met my weekly goal for every single task except for eat well #but tbh eat well is one of the harder and also vaguer ones.. bc its eat something with vegetables Or try a new food and i just donot grt #much opportunity to do either... #but. i will keep it there so that i know my foley #im so proud of myself ive been brushing and flossing twice a day for over a week !!!! #AND i showered alnost every day this week... i didnt yesterday and i didnt todya bc brother i dont have work. and my hair needs a break lol #<- joke my hair feels so nice all da time... Who knew that being clean makes u feel better. this is craaaazy #i dont wanna get toooo far ahead of myself. i dont wanna get 2 big 4 my britches... #a fun fact is that when we were little our dad taught us 2 say britches instead of pants #solely bc my sibling had a hard time pronouncing r's . so when our granny watched us theyd go GRANNY I NEED MY BITCHES!!!!!! and my dad #thought it was the funniest thing ever #mainly bc my granny Didnt want us cussing but also thought it was really funny bc its so funny when kids cuss. so everytime shed be like #your WHAT? trying not to laugh and then shed be like your britches . okay and then shed slap my dad lol. shoutout to my grannyy #idk if u guys heard but she died. very sad. very sad #<- genuinely very sad that sounded sarcastic. ngl controversial i miss my granny im just kinda weird like that like when my family member #dies im sad abt it... im kind of an empath so i just like i can sense the absence of their energy and it causes my energy to recede.. aura #crystals and et cetera.

[bbangtans]

daybreak | jjk | oneshot teaser

Summary: One of your favorite things to do when you were in your early 20s was stay up late where reflective conversations eventually blurred into nonsense as the sun rose alongside someone you thought you would spend the rest of your days with… Now you’re stuck in New York City for one night due to a delayed flight with that very person standing there in his leather jacket and guitar case in hand across from you at the airport gate. See, fate is a funny thing and Jeon Jungkook could always find the humor in anything.

pairing: rockstar!ex!jk x f!reader genre/tropes: angst, fluff, exes to ???, right person wrong time/second chances, jungkook is so romance film lead coded – charismatic and well-spoken and genuine and ughhhhh i be fawning frrrr, this takes place where both jk and reader are 28ish, jk is a lead singer in a band with tae-jimin-yoongi, and y/n is a working professional rating/warnings: M | alcohol consumption, lots of swearing, semi-public sex, unprotected sex (don’t be all willy nilly with this tho!!!), dig bick jk lmfao, oral (f receiving), heavy petting, multiple orgasms. a/n: inspired by my faaaaaave movie before sunrise bc if there’s anything namjoon and i have in common, it’s that we are yearners 🤝 word count: ~10k POSTED: link

You cursed every cliched metaphor referencing the elusiveness of time… the grains of sand slipping through fingertips, the ticking of clock hands that echo in the back of your head, the passage of breezes, and the eventual rising of the morning sun. 

Jungkook smiled gently, wiping away a tear with his thumb which you didn’t even feel form as it fell down your cheek. “Don’t worry.”

“I just want you to know that I loved being in this moment. Sharing this night with you, that tonight it felt like New York was all ours. I could have never seen its beauty and experienced its magic the way I did with you.” Barely managing through your cries, you gasped for a breath as you tried to make out the next words. “But why did things have to turn out this way?”

The loud caws of the seagulls as they flew over the pier and the cold morning air fell onto forgotten senses as the only thing you could feel was the intensity of Jungkook’s stare on you. From your forehead that he placed a tender kiss upon, to your eyes that mirrored that silent longing his contained, the nose that he nuzzled against his, and chin that he held softly in his rough hand… It was like he was taking a picture of you at that moment. A moment where he was not rockstar Jeon Jungkook, but the Jungkook who always found a way to make you laugh and the Jungkook you dreamed of sharing matching rings with. And you were not the person living too fast for anyone to keep up with, but a person who could find the beauty in anything and the person that Jungkook could write a million and one songs about.

“Shh,” he comforted you as his arms wrapped around your shoulders, pulling you into his chest. “I really can’t thank you enough for tonight… I’ve never hated to see morning as much as I do now.” He chuckled dryly at the irony of all. 

You pulled back, surprising the man who towered over you. You held his confused face in your hands and smiled. “Me, too. I hope you know that.”

“I do now…” He whispered as though louder words could break the moment before placing a chaste kiss on one of the hands that cupped his face.

“Now what?” Your hands fell from his face and rested on his chest. 

Jungkook sighed in contemplation as he peered past you into the blossoming orange horizon before recentering his eyes on you and grin losing its warmth and being replaced with sadness. “Good morning, I guess.”

The gravity of the situation settled upon you both silently.

“None of that dramatic ‘goodbye’ shit in the morning!” You tipsily pointed at Jungkook with your beer who only laughed at your theatrics as some foam spilled.

Between chuckles, Jungkook was barely able to let out. “Okay, then what do we say at the end? When it’s morning?”

“What people always say at that time – ‘good morning’ and not goodbye. Let’s make it a nice ending for us, I feel like that would do us both justice.” Your gaze was too hazy to see the seriousness that lined his face but he shook it off and plastered his signature smile despite the storm in his heart. “I know it’s a little cheesy, but I don’t want to be sad in those last minutes with you.”

“Okay, we’ll bid each other ‘good morning’ when dawn comes then we go on with the rest of our lives. No sad stuff.”

“Promise?”

“Yeah, I promise.”

“Good morning, Jungkook.” No matter how dazzling your smile was, Jungkook could never be distracted from the tears that lined your gorgeous eyes. 

No physical closeness could ever combat the weight of what daybreak meant for you both.

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