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greyhands · 7 months

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He was so much worth the wait 🖤

#astarion #astarion bg3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #my art #sorry for the watermark #I'm tired to deal with my Astarion's drawings stolen by some Etsy or Redbubble' shops

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vaxxman · 16 days

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Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?

Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.

I hope this is the right meme.

More silliness below.

This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.

The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.

You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.

Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.

I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.

Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.

Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.

Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.

The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.

One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.

They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.

You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #tf2 heavy #tf2 soldier #Medic's reaction to a stick of butter is 100% based on my own reaction after reading an American recipe for the first time #Like I didn't know butter in America came in this normed stick-form I genuinely thought it was some arbitrary unit like ??? A Stick??#As in I didn't know if the recipe required the butter to be in this specific shape; like sometimes you have to add butter in shaves or molt #no biggie lemme whittle away at my butter block until it's shaped like a stick? And then I learnt it was the portions that butter comes in #Cut me some slack; I'm used to recipes using eggs as the scale-up ingredient; not butter #I also learnt that medical labels is where metric units are mostly encountered simply because medicine is international #But that is the main reason why I think Medic would not realise he'd have to deal with imperial units until he goes grocery shopping #The man's just been ignoring the “oz” information right below everything he's ever used; out of sight out of mind #I want to think Engi is the most normal person about the entire metric-imperial-units thing he just does some mental arithmetic and done #King just learned système international d'unités during one of his 11 phds; it's not unrealistic

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radiance1 · 10 months

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The Ghost Prince does not, under any circumstances, answer a summoning after it was made aware he existed. None know why he doesn't, some are bitter and hateful of it while others are thankful that it's one less bloodthirsty manic to deal with.

The Ghost King meanwhile hasn't been seen in multiple eons, so the magical community who wanted to use his power just, stopped, trying to summon him for a long time.

Most magic users knew that the Ghost Prince never answered a summons, and that the Ghost King just dropped off the radar.

So could you really blame Constantine for not taking it that seriously when some wannabe hotshot cultists try to summon both of them in the middle of a city to wreak havoc?

He'll give them some credit though. Points for doing it in broad daylight and actually being somewhat of a threat with not relying on just summoning the Ghost royalty and figuring out what to do from there.

The area they were in was somewhat destroyed, then the cultists manage to complete the summoning circle to summon both of them and Constantine, well he just light up a smoke.

It isn't going to work anyways so what does it matter?

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Is that a fucking Ice cream truck he hears? Who the fuck is driving an Ice cream truck while their city is being under attacked with cultists trying to summon eldritch ghost royalty?

He'll give them some points for dedication, though.

Then he looked at the cultists and nearly had a goddamn heart attack to see that the summoning circle is actually fucking lighting up and working.

The Bat is so gonna give him a headache over this.

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Danny Phantom, crown prince of the Infinite Realms. Does not answer summons.

For one, it is annoying as shit, whenever someone interrupts his day just to ask for infinite power (that he can't give), world domination (that he won't do) or infinite riches (which he also can't do).

It just got annoying being summoned all the time so. One day he just, well, no. And hey, it worked out well enough for him to not continue doing it.

Then he also learned that Pariah Dark is basically the same, after he got out the coffin and stopped trying to take over the world for whatever reason. He was actually a pretty swell guy!

He was just with him too, with him being not so swell at the time for making him go through lessons about Ghost etiquette, rules, stuff that's expected of him as the crown prince.

And don't even get him started on the engagement and marriage proposals.

Overall, he just wanted to find an excuse to leave. Then he felt the familiar suggestive pull of a summoning and, instead of rejection as he usually does in a second. He thought for a bit if he wanted to go with that or crown prince duties.

It was tempting, but dealing with cultists seemed worse than this so he was about to reject.

At least, before he heard an Ice cream truck playing in the background. He doesn't even know how the hell that popped up through the pull but by the gods has it been a while since he's had Ice cream.

So he answers and is gone with a pop.

Pariah Dark just stares for a good second or two, before breathing out and deciding to also answer. Fright Knight is just there, off to side, questioning what he should do now.

Danny wastes no time with the cultists on the other side and in fact, he pushes them out of the way and goes diving for that Ice cream truck he hears. Only to realize he doesn't, have any money on him.

Fuck.

Pariah Dark is less inclined to follow the rules imposed by humans like money, but he does know it can be important. Once in a while. Not that often, but it has its times.

So when he sees his adopted son being sad over being unable to pay for some kind of human delicacy, he digs around in his hair (yes, his hair.) and pulls out some money and puts it on the counter as payment.

The man inside the tiny vehicle had shrieked before getting what they wanted. Which is good. Fear is a good motivator, Pariah thinks.

Unknown to him, it wasn't out of fear (Well, mostly) but because the Ghost King placed down a coin made of pure, solid gold on his counter.

The two then go about their business in the human realm, completely forgetting about the fact that they were summoned here for something.

Constantine is both relieved and about to have an aneurysm at seeing Infinite Realm royalty only answering a summon because of Ice cream.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #pariah dark #john constantine #The Ghost King and Prince are known to not answer summons #both for different reasons #But Danny instantly answers one because he heard an Ice cream truck in the background #Pariah followed because he at first wanted to get Danny back to Crown Prince lessons #Only to be swayed by his puppies eyes and the absolute delicacy that is Ice cream #Pariah Dark is stuck in the medieval times in terms of money #He would literally pull out gold coins and pay for shit that way #He is rich rich #Like basically a neigh infinite supply of gold coins he keeps in his hair #Don't ask him how just ghost logic #They then spent the day going around to Ice cream shops and taste testing them #Poor Fright Knight is left alone wondering what he should do #Word spreads in the magical community about this and everyone tries it out #It does work #But if there isn't actually Ice cream you'll have an angry Ghost Prince to deal with #And an angry Ghost Prince leads to a less than cordial Ghost King

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not-lobotomized · 6 months

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Boycott Black Friday! Every year the capitalists generate millions in profits from this sham of a "holiday". Target them where it really hurts: their wallets. Make our voices heard.

IF YOU CANNOT ATTEND A PROTEST/RALLY FRIDAY- DO NOT BUY ANYTHING ON FRIDAY, BOTH VIRTUALLY OR IN PERSON.

2 MILLION PALESTINIAN LIVES ARE AT STAKE!

#black friday #bds #free palestine #palestine #israel #free gaza #gaza genocide #thanksgiving #turkey day #shopping #amazon deals #online shoppping #amazon

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ozzyonline · 2 years

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#OnlineShoppingAustralia #BestOnlineShoppingAustralia #online shopping sites #online shopping deals #shopping deals australia #best deals australia #deals shopping #best deals today #online marketplaces australia #best online marketplace #online marketplace #online marketplace sydney

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wormdebut · 1 year

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Just thinking about barista Eddie with his big hair all up in a messy bun, and he’s a supervisor so he’s stressed, but he’s pro his team of little coffee nerds (max, dustin and Erica probably) and very anti-asshole customer

So office-job bisexual Steve is just minding his business walking into The Daily Grind and sees this lanky sexy as hell angry man just ripping a customer a new one for disrespecting one of his team members

Robin: “Steve you’re staring.”

Steve: “Robin, I love him.”

Robin: “Then you can go order our coffees, dingus.”

Steve: “oh my god Robin I can’t talk to him!”

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Now with a Part Two | Part Three | Part Four

#supervisor eddie #coffee shop au #steddie #Robin deals with so much #steve and eddie #steve harrington #Eddie munson #worm brain #the daily grind AU

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toughtinkart · 1 year

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big news!!! i'm opening a print shop!

>>>✨link to my new inprnt shop✨<<<

right now it's mostly just my locked tomb-inspired work, but i plan on adding some other things there soon. if you're one of the folks who was hoping for prints of one or any of these, please go check it out! share it with your friends! etc!

also, if you have other pieces of mine you'd like to see in print format, let me know. :D

#the locked tomb #nona the ninth #gideon the ninth #ntn #gtn #palamedes sextus #alecto the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #camilla hect #alecto the first #go loud #how meat loves meat #ntn spoilers #nona the ninth spoilers #this is kind of a big deal for me #it's very rare #and idk if i'm going to keep everything up on the shop all the time

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surreal-duck · 2 months

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newly moved in farmboy enamored by atrocious spring onion doodle on local help wanted poster

#sdv update finally got me around to drawing this au somewhat after like. two years #doodles #duck scribbles #enstars #midoyuzu #i have like. the entire span of three years plotted out way too much #both new to town while yuzurus working at the general store owned by the himemiyas sent there while a certain pink thing is over at uni #rooming with his childhood friend slash rival. i promise this is integral to the plot #he doodles on his request posters and thus kicks off the entire thing #midori takamine #yuzuru fushimi #yuzumido #rest of ryst is over there too kanatas over at the fishing shop and in what should be the fishing rod attaining cutscene he shrimply #pops out of the water to hand it over and get back to pukapukaing #chiaki at the saloon i think. he puts on tokusatsu shows on tv and everyone has to deal with it #i could go on with a bunch of others ive thought out its genuinely too much #sketchbook stuff #sdv au

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tojosuggestionbox · 1 month

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Civilian and civilian-tangential positions are also available within our businesses that have more regular hours that are comparable to an average work week.

...noted.

He tells me a previous partner had posted them, but the volume of these images are concerningly prolific.

I would hope that any closeness between myself and the Chairman is not interpreted as any favoritism. Despite our friendship outside of the office, I assure you this does not impact in-office professionalism.

As for workplace relationships, I have previously addressed this question here.

#:)#mine yoshitaka #rgg #yakuza 3 #dw guys he's using a VPN at the shop #also LMAO apparently grindr came out at the tail end of March 2009....#maybe it was the business deal Katase wanted to close :(

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anotherwellkeptsecret · 8 months

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To a Stranger: Prologue & 1-5

This comic is based on a true story--about how a lonely waitress by day and artist by night crosses paths with the man who stood up for her when they were children.

This comic does not have a set update schedule. I will draw pages as time allows. Please enjoy!