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ur art is so pretty that even i, an alien love it 😋👽 i bet ur art tastes like strawberry donuts with sprinkles

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Thanks!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 engineer

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I really like the Burly Beast flair that's coming from @gracefireheart's Red Oktoberfest's gem fusion.

I bet he gets a lot of silly thoughts and starts giggling out of nowhere (It's medic coming up with a funny idea and telling heavy about it). He probably high-fives himself after doing something cool. King of self love, ultimate being, 10/10.

Oh and his rancid counterpart.

Hhhh I see something that has 4 human arms and I'm 💕💕💕

Drawing in this style is a bit hard for me. Everyone ends up looking too young.

Original crossover idea is by @lenny-link.

#tf2 x su au #the devil won #ok back to work

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I want you to read this in the same choppy voiceclip splicing intonation from that one Pootis Engage scene where Heavy talks about getting thicc anime ass and goes my BoOdy? My bODDYy say Y̵̩̮̗̦̯̳̹͇̋͛ͅ ̶̨͚̭̝̩̟̫̪̑̄̈́̽̈́̂́̌̀͠͝É̶̜̼̤͈̠͍͖ ̸̧̲̫͕̈̋̆́s̵͖̞͎̺̖̓

my mind says do your readings, draft the storyboards, finish your analysis, write your paper, but my heart says heavymedic gem fusion and whatever those 17 unfinshed comic ideas in my drafts are

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my mind says do your readings, draft the storyboards, finish your analysis, write your paper, but my heart says heavymedic gem fusion and whatever those 17 unfinshed comic ideas in my drafts are

#60 seconds till mission begins rambles #I didnt even watch SU but I read half of it's fandom wiki pages to know what's going on #and everyone here is just coming up with such cool designs for everyone aaaa I wanna join and drawww #I also have other forbidden thoughts but hmmmm you'll see in some 6 or 7 posts maybe.

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please tell me how can I be as funny as you

Lmao ok I will answer this one.

Step1.: Practise free talking in front of the mirror until you are comfortable with how you move your hands, your body, and your facial expressions.

Step2.: Become a Clown.

Bonus Step.: Listen to these artists = {"Bill Wurtz", "Tom Cardy", "Brian David Gilbert"}

If any of the videos from these artists make you laugh even once, you have good humour :)

#60 seconds till mission begins rambles #My comics are actually very predictable; they follow a mix of Aristotelian unities and Japanese 4Koma manga #as in there is always a ramp up; a high tension point; and a punchline #I subvert tropes a lot; as in I want to build stories where people think they know where things are going; and then I don't go there #Which is I think what jokes are? from a pragmatics point of view; that's what jokes are; when you willfully flout all conversation maxims

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Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?

Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.

I hope this is the right meme.

More silliness below.

This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.

The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.

You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.

Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.

I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.

Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.

Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.

Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.

The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.

One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.

They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.

You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #tf2 heavy #tf2 soldier #Medic's reaction to a stick of butter is 100% based on my own reaction after reading an American recipe for the first time #Like I didn't know butter in America came in this normed stick-form I genuinely thought it was some arbitrary unit like ??? A Stick?? #As in I didn't know if the recipe required the butter to be in this specific shape; like sometimes you have to add butter in shaves or molt #no biggie lemme whittle away at my butter block until it's shaped like a stick? And then I learnt it was the portions that butter comes in #Cut me some slack; I'm used to recipes using eggs as the scale-up ingredient; not butter #I also learnt that medical labels is where metric units are mostly encountered simply because medicine is international #But that is the main reason why I think Medic would not realise he'd have to deal with imperial units until he goes grocery shopping #The man's just been ignoring the “oz” information right below everything he's ever used; out of sight out of mind #I want to think Engi is the most normal person about the entire metric-imperial-units thing he just does some mental arithmetic and done #King just learned système international d'unités during one of his 11 phds; it's not unrealistic

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I have so much brainrot about Medic's wife, specifically the design from the comic doodles that Makani drew, I'm so ready to draw a whole comic about her, man I love hallucinating.

#60 seconds till mission begins rambles #But also I have so many things to do I could cry #I don't like engaging in fights about which ships are valid in the eyes of canon etc #I've seen many people try to ignore medic's wife's potential existence because it would invalidate the possibility of him being gay #insisting the doodles were drawn before Makani joined Valve; and Demo's domination line just being gibberish etc etc #That's sad to me because I think she's a REALLY cool character and I cry about her never ever coming to the official material #So listen to me; headcanon; what about #He's bisexual (and discovers he has a preference for men) #boom #we win🏳‍🌈 #also the doodles where his wife appears are the same doodles where he's smooching heavy so why are you only reading half of the scriptures? #I'm just foaming at the mouth about the idea of Medic having a female best friend who he married and who understands him in a different way #I just like the idea of both of them being opportunistic and marrying for the societal benefits a marriage gave you back in the days #and like being the only other person to have enough blackmail material on the other #Ok no I cant talk more about this I'll give away the entire story I have in my head

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#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 soldier #It's the end of the week and I get to choose my work procrastination method #I started playing right on the day the Smissmass 2023 event started btw; absolute information overload with all the maps and modes #I hope you look at that picture of myself like you'd look at shoebills when they look at you from the front vs their resting goof face #If you are reading this and you want to do this meme; I hereby tag you to do it

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@ The people who make colouring books where you just colour parts of the human body to study the anatomy: I want to kiss you on your mouth.

#60 seconds till mission begins rambles #I've been so deprived of drawing Medic lately I feel so bleak #I'm not a big fan of colouring but a class I'm taking this year has The human brain colouring book listed in the class literature #Immediately went to loan it at the library and scan all 300 pages; I'm going to send it around in class like a dealer #All is fair in Software Piracy and Academia; yall should have made it free and open source in the first place #For legal reasons I will add here that it makes no difference if my teacher who owns a copy made copies and distributed them in class #The neuro branch isn't even my field of specialisation but I never say no to a bit of medical knowledge #Me @ my Prof who collaborates with people doing work on Parkinsons and Alzheimer pspspsps tell me more; let me in

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I'm sorry, but your Medic is the most appealing design I've ever seen of him!! You just draw him so.... shaped??? I dunno, it's just very good!!

This is such a cute message to get, here take this panel I drew today, it encapsulates my flushed reaction.

(There's no way you'll be able to guess the context to this panel)

#60 seconds till mission begins rambles #There's at least 3 more asks that are just compliments and I just look at them in shame until I manage to draw something as a reply #It's going very slowly ahem but I really want to draw a little thing for you all - your messages are so sweet #*throws a blow kiss to you all but I'm throwing it violently like I'm trying to get Gold at the Olympic games* #I was drawing for a job today and then I didn't want to continue so I went to draw medic but then I had to colour him and I didn't want to #So I drew one comic page :) But its 3am now so I go do bed good night everyone

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went and made a follow-up to my medic playlist (PRIMUM NON NOCERE), consisting of songs that i feel still do suit him one way or the other but didn't make the cut. you can play this one on on shuffle

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fixed up the medic playlist big time. reorganized tracks, took out tracks that don't quite click, and added some pretty interesting ones. 100 songs total and i'm happy with how i've gotten better with curating :]

at some point i probably will make artwork specifically for this playlist when i'm not too busy. in the meantime: check it out

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Science Party and Red Oktoberfest both have this very appealing dynamic of a calm guy with a really kind smile combined with his clinically insane friend, and they go out enjoying each other's company while committing crimes against humanity. Together <3!

#60 seconds till mission begins rambles #I've been reading fanfics to keep myself sane but it backfired because the voices in my head now tell me to draw #draw science party. draw red oktoberfest. draw medic making his favourite humans worse. make it visceral. make it carnal. make it morbid. #I'm in absolute awe at the sheer imagination some of you writers have and the abilities to put information into a sentence #Medic in the stories be like: *goes insane* #Me sitting in the darkness hunched over my laptop and reading said stories while my code compiles: *goes insane but less gracefully*

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height ahh difference

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #science party #red oktoberfest #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #this one's a bit fruity on purpose ahem #alternative title is “Gravel war field medic stands way too close to his patients and dies while taking all the collateral damage” #jokes aside I have been thinking about how medic is tall and if he were to stand really close to engie he'd be looking down onto him #for some reason I just like the idea of him doing that; hands in his pockets; staring at one specific part in engie's face but not his eyes #meanwhile for heavy he has to look up #Hallo mein Großer; wenn ich darf? And just zooms into his face but in a sultry way #put the back of your hand against his chest so it feels like you want to avoid actively touching him but very much do it on purpose #It's like neck and shoulder stretch exercises for medic; ↓↑↓↑ #Haha gotcha this was going to be another joke after all #👌 #This was the last thing I wanted to draw before work gets super busy again

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FUCK IT HEAVY FANCAM also on Youtube

#Things came up and I'm not going to draw for some time so have a reblog of this fancam that lives rent free in my head

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One of the things I immensely enjoy for no reason is the fact that the German Wiki page of the Kritzkrieg refers to the weapon as "Die Kritzkrieg (fem.)", like how ships and trains are also referred to as female even if they get male names. I just like the word Kritzkrieg being treated as a proper name, for a weapon. That's it, that's the post.

#60 seconds till mission begins rambles #I'm equally sad about Quickfix and Vaccinator not getting that treatment #What do you mean!!! I think Die Notarzt and Die Impfarzt would sound really neat!!! #But no; they are Der Impfarzt and Der Notarzt; that might as well refer to the person wielding the weapon himself #Lasst mich durch; hier kommt der Impfarzt! *starts to deny sniper every headshot* #Ok nvm that's actually a funny joke; I can see Medic announcing himself like that; It's enough of a dad joke for him to make #Impfarzt and Notarzt literally translate to vaccine doctor and emergency doctor btw

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your medic is very gay male gaze i hope you know

This is phrased like a threat, so here's more medic.

(Fig.1: When you have Kritz ready and all the powerclasses suddenly pay attention to you)

What did you think was going to happen, when you sent me that ask.

I take that as a compliment though, thank you very much. Below are some real no-homo conversations I had in-game.

Least homoerotic class to play in tf2.

The last one is esp funny because this soldier just ran up to me "Doctor, do you want to be my wife?" before I got put into the other team.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #I will trust the people who told me I can remove the content tags thanks for letting me know