Ya know, Ive known Alastor for quite some time and not many people know this about him but he is a very skilled archer!
One could say he's quite the arrow ace. - 🌹
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I always knew you were gay That's why you never gave me a straight answer.
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Getting top surgery next week and ngl, I think its gonna be a huge weight off my chest
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The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.
Reblog for more people to give their answers!
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i didnt expect to find godlike dad jokes under moonlight sonata
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I handed Dad a banjo once, he took one look at it and said, "nah I don't fiddle with those."
Gee, I guess this is a real dad joke. -🌈
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you've heard of elf on a shelf, but are you ready for
Artwork by Katie Clark
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Your daily dose of spooky posts
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