#cryptid problems

[radiance1]

Danny has been reincarnated.

Which was an odd thing to realize, it wasn't even a slow one he just... snapped into it one day. One moment he was staring at a wall out of boredom the next, well, he was staring for an entirely different reason.

It was a task for his now young -he thinks around three years old?- mind to work its way through the memories, but it wasn't like he had much else to do honestly. So, what does he know?

His name is Danny, like, his actual name and not just a moniker. He was once a halfa and he already knows he's going to be missing invisibility and intangibility. He, well, died. For like, a second time which actually makes sense because reincarnation-

Anyways.

He was a clone of two people from this thing called the Justice League which, weird name but probably some government or activist group. Wonder Woman and Superman. Which were pretty weird names to name your kids but eh.

He doesn't really remember much besides that from this life, or the one from before but he's an adult! He'll figure things out once he gets out of this containment tube thing.

Did he mention he was in a test tube? He's a tube baby now. He thinks? Or maybe it's more like he's being contained.

Whatever.

So he breaks out. Thank you apparent superstrength that he has no idea why he has but he's not going to complain! He then wandered around all of the other test tubes, able to remember just enough of English to see that yea, they're dead.

He probably was too, before he had memories zapped into him. Or a vegetable.

He then finds this really big container, checks it out, then opens it because the clone inside isn't dead!

'Project Match' it said. He'll just call him Match.

Was he thanked for helping him? Nope. You would think that he would be thanked or at least somewhat respected for saving this guy but nope!

He was, quite literally, held up by his leg and dangled in the air. Who dangles a three-year-old?! Well, he was technically and adult but still! The next few things were a blur but after pulling off the old Fenton charm he found him and Match outside as he tried to stop him from attacking random people.

Luckily the charms and privilege of the youngest (he's assuming he's the youngest, because he's physically three) was more than enough to get through to him. Sure, the guy couldn't form words, really aggressive for literally no reason, really weird but also absolutely cool looking eyes. But he worked around the first issue by developing their own personal language from like grunts and stuff, the second he once again used his youngest privilege to boss him around and the third a pair of sunglasses easily fixed.

He just had to steer Match clear of those random S crest mark thingies. Which was a weird thing to hate but hey, he's not there to judge.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp crossover #Danny is a clone of Wonder Woman and Superman #He wasn't perfect so he got put up #Through the use of bullshit youngest privileges Danny can boss around and somewhat pacify Match #You know how the Batfam made their own language in those Cryptid/Creepy/Isolated Batfam fics? #Yea that but between Danny and Match #This is obviously before Superboy freed Match but this is also after Superboy was freed #Danny has zero clue who Wonder Woman or Superman is or the Justice League #Lex Luthor is a bit perplexed over two clones missing when he finds out but doesn't care too much since they were both failed clones #And no problem arouse regarding the two of them #He's more so worried about who got passed his security #Nobody besides Lex (because as mentioned above) knows about them #Yet

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 6

Let's make it some in-world memes this time :)

#prompts #memes #meme #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #cryptid batfamily #battinson #They somehow travel back in time & makes it everyone elses problem #They do not communicate with anyone else besides each other lol #give battinson a robin #but it's time travel and he has all of the robins at once #except Damian but they're going to grab him the moment he exists #Jason: wait does this mean I still have my all-blades #bruce is a good dad #but also so very done with his kids but in a of love and exasperation way #8 year old Dick & 5 year old Jason & 3 year old Tim showing up at the manor: B let us in it cold out here #3 year old Steph kicking down the door: Hope u missed my presence #5 year old Cass crawling in through the window: :) hello family #The kids: Wow Bruce u wear makeup that heavy that's funny lol #But can u imagine battinson with several tiny children following like ducklings #They're perfectly behaved in public but go back to being their lil shit selves when they get home #Gotham: aw the Waynes are like lil angels #Also Gotham: Oh my gosh did you SEE Robin Bite that poor person I hope they don't also turn into an undead cryptid

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Aizawa: on a scale from ojiro to Midoriya, how impulsive are you right now?

Izuku: oh sure, become a vigilante one time and you’re being used as a bad example-

Aizawa: first of all, I used you as a bad example before that and I will be using you as a bad example long after you graduate

Aizawa: secondly, don’t try and make this seem like it was an isolated incident

Izuku problem child Midoriya:

#i love him so much #he’s feral and he deserves the world #bnha #mha #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect my hero academia quotes #mha incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #midoirya izuku #izuku problem child midoriya #izuku the cryptid #izuku is a vent gremlin #dadzawa #dadzawa and his problem child #aizawa shouta

[im-his-druidess]

@small-sinclair more Band AU Vincent Sinclair? 👀

I swear any picture of Peter Steele reminds me of Vincent Sinclair 😩 it's just engrained in my mind at this point

#I think I have a problem #I see a big man and my brain shuts off like windows 97 #Vincent Sinclair #House of Wax #Peter Steele #type o negative #house of wax 2005 #slashers #slasher fandom #Peter Thomas Ratajczyk #Type-O Negative #music #Gothic #metal music #the cryptid posts

[isuckmorethanjustblood]

the pagan urge to work with the mothman

#only problem is the question whether mothman is real or not #because depending on that he's either an egregore or a spirit or something else entirely #pagan #paganism #paganblr #mothman #cryptid #polytheist #deity work #spirit work #egregore #pop culture paganism #????

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

Touhou life sim fangame where you're a human whose goal is to become a youkai without Reimu splitting your head in half.

Like ... you start out living in the safety of the Human Village, and you spend the first phase of the game learning magic and danmaku and survival skills so that you can live alone outside of the Village without dying; however, the longer you stay in the village, the more you have A Reputation As A Human, and consequently, the longer it takes to shuck said reputation -- and if you try to make yourself youkai-like while still living in the Village, that's another potential reason why you might get Fortune Teller'd. maybe you're an Outsider who came to Gensokyo specifically to youkai yourself, meaning you start out without any kind of reputation, but also your basic "wilderness survival" level is lower.

upon transforming, your build automatically changes based on what kind of youkai you've become, you get to rejigger your build a bit in other some minor ways, and your personality changes in ways you don't 100% have control over. you then have like a year to start an Incident, which plays out based on how your build and plot have ended up. the Incident itself probably won't result in a Reimu Bad End no matter what it is, in and of itself; even "destroy Gensokyo" can be handled by one of the usual player characters as long as you stop after you're beaten, whereas if you do some weird shenanigans which can't be stopped by throwing Reimu at the problem, they Sages will deal with it some other way by like Yukari manipulating some boundary to turn your own Incident against you, or one of them tossing a strategically-aimed Flandre in your direction. hey, maybe you could play as an Incident-resolver and defeat yourself!

as a youkai, the life sim is very different, but you're pretty much out of the woods as long as you cause Problems now and then. scare and/or eat humans, kind of thing. or just harass Reimu and contribute to the Shrine's bad reputation.

some possible bad ends which aren't caused by Reimu:

got eaten in your home in the Forest of Magic or wherever, because you quit living in the Village before your defending-against-youkai skills were up to snuff

starved to death because you burned your bridges in the Human Village before your regular wilderness survival skills were up to snuff

starved to death after becoming a youkai because you became something other than a Magician and you weren't scaring/eating humans enough

started dating a youkai while still a human and you slept over at their place long enough that they decided to eat you, or whatever other character-specific bad ends (i.e. Alice bodyhorrors you into a doll). the game still treats this as a successful romantic route.

pranked to death by fairies while still human (it's always obvious when this is about to happen, you can pretty much only get this one if you actively go out of your way to let it happen)

killed/ate any major characters other than a Hourai immortal, resulting in retaliation.

(Planescape Torment narrator) "You've tested your immortality against the wrong being!"

killed/ate Merry and created a time paradox

#shenanigans #concepts #touhou #fangame #touhou fangames #life sim #youkai #cryptid lesbians #(it's you! You're the cryptid!) #reimu hakurei #yukari yakumo #flandre scarlet #alice margatroid #maribel hearn #wlw #yukaribel #time paradox #bad end #bad ending #Problem Solved Series Over

[theredhoodedcryptid]

Me: *drawing gay fanart of BirdFlash from my fic where I magically turned the batfam into winged Cryptids and watching My Little Pony*

My Christian mother: *walks into my room* watcha drawing?

Me:Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, flowers?????

(Silent Hearts and Silent Knights)

#dc #Artist #artist problems #fanfic #birdflash #dick grayson #cryptid batfam #cryptid batfamily #wally west #cryptid dick grayson #cryptid nightwing #nightwing #kid flash #ao3fic #ao3 fanfic #ao3 link #ao3 writer #archive of our own #ao3 stuff #fic fanart #iykyk #Gay #lgbtq #ex christian #still living with one tho #don’t be suspicious #Silent Hearts and Silent Knights AU

[going-to-superhell]

Remember practice your bark so when men cat call you you can traumatise them ❤️❤️❤️

#bark bark bitch #the fact I used to imitate my dogs barks as a kid and other dogs so when I bark I sound like a large dog ✨ #daily reminder #bark at men #men are the problem #grrrr bark woof #unintelligible goblin noises #chaoscore #chaotic bastard #cryptidcore #cryptid #feralcore #gremlincore #goblincore #life hacks

[ink-blot-thoughts]

Okay but was anyone gonna tell me Dottore is considered a local hero in Mondstadt??? Like that is fucking hilarious, how heeheehoohoo man pulled that off is a fucking miracle.

His reputation is currently: Terrifying Harbinger in Snezhnaya, college dropout in Sumeru, and fucking local hero in Mondstadt. My man is multifaceted.

I will be using this knowledge for evil in the future, just as he would have wanted :')

#genshin impact #dottore #il dottore #fatui harbingers #genshin impact fatui #webtorre #if anyones wondering yeah its in the webcomic which means its not even sophisticated dottore #its fucking dumbass webtorre #how sir. how did this happen. #murdering Diluc's dad is the answer #well actually murdering a dragon but dilucs dads death was involved soooo #damn Mondstadt has a dragon problem those things are everywhere #dottore is just the local cryptid and i love him for that #how he maintained that status after his first evil scientist laugh in public no one will ever known

[austinwehaveaproblem]

#austin's art #patrick stump #cryptozoology #jackalope #austin's problems #fall out boy #soul punk #cryptid

[spellboundcities]

calling this a martyr complex holds a better ring to it.

#don't let me on whiteboard I'll only cause problems #i feel the need to balance my endless clownery with one (1) serious work so for the lads #local cryptid draws #marble hornets #marble hornets fanart #alex kralie #mh alex #tim wright #mh tim #timlex #:) #violence #blood #other such things #my brain keeps goingnto that one tiktok audio #'woah. that was kind of a lot. sorry guys.' #it WILL happen again.

[puppetmaster13u]

 Y’know, I was thinking about like, before the Justice League forms in this au. 

Just slowly rotating Bruce meeting Clark and Diana before they start the league, maybe even help each other out. Need another heavy hitter? Time to call in Clark! Someone mind controls Superman again? Time to call Diana! Need information about some sort of artifact? Diana is there! Want weirdly specific information that no one should know or to get into a place they can’t? Time to call in Bruce! Need a distraction? Boy does Bruce have you covered! Need diplomacy because this alien AI is pissed? Diana pulls on her training as a princess, warrior or not. Need to seem harmless- why, there’s a sunshine alien sweetheart with the same vibes as an overgrown puppy ready to help! 

Honestly it’s a surprise no one has realized they know each other yet, but then again Bruce really embodies being a cryptid and just doesn’t sit still for any potential photos. Sure there are some with Wonder Woman and Superman visible with him hidden in the shadows, but no one outside of Gotham really knows about him. Like I am imagining their friendship being both “two extroverts adopt this introvert” and “we’re coaxing this stray cat with its dozen of kittens over no matter what”

As always, I shall implore you to check out @phoenixcatch7 as this AU is a combo of my cryptid batfam au and theirs, called Possessed Doll

#meat marionette au #batman au #cryptid batman #wonder woman #batman #bruce wayne #diana of themiscyra #diana prince #superman #clark kent #Honestly they're the first to learn about the Tunnels #But Bruce insists it's not a problem or a danger so they leave it be #Little do they know that has put them in said caves' begrudging good graces #Not enough to snatch them thankfully but they *are* Its favorite child's friends #Best friends even! Maybe more but I might make that a poll #Actually what do you think Phoenix my dear mutual and semi co-creator #Gosh I wish I could make a chat or something to discuss this AU lol #Bruce: No one goes into the Tunnels #Clark & Diana: Okay why are you in the tunnels then? #Bruce: #Bruce: If I got adopted by the Tunnels that's no one's business #Omg when the kids first meet Diana & Clark lmao-

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Aizawa: how many hours of sleep have you gotten?

Izuku, sleep deprived and completely serious: over what period of time?

Aizawa:

Aizawa: I don’t like that answer

#i did sleep last night though! #izuku problem child midoriya #izuku the cryptid #dadzawa and his problem child #bnha #mha #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect my hero academia quotes #mha incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #midoirya izuku #dadzawa #Eraserhead #aizawa shouta

[a-photo-of-a-cryptid]

is anyone else unable to complete the pokedex because they get sad over all the pokemon they're not using being neglected?

#i can only jcdnkd #i can only catch pokemon i plan to use and it's a problem #cryptid phytos

[lavenoon]

No shit, sherlock

@naffeclipse You know this one but now that the chapter is posted I can also post this one <3 *Disclaimer: This was based on a pre-editing snippet and also I needed a shitpost to cope with the pain that would be coming. More totally normal behavior to follow later, probably

#post let luce #dcamv #cryptid sightings #cryptid sightings spoilers #cryptid!moon #cryptid!sun #my art #I'm glad I got to draw this before bc my brain is entirely elsewhere now after that chapter #scratch rotating things in my brain like a rotisserie chicken im about to rotate *myself* #having ideas for what else to draw #lemme look again if we got any description on lambert except “man your age” #bc i remember his employee number and name (double L which he's supposed to take ig) and thats it #so. this chapter huh #SURE WOULD AVOID SOME PROBLEMS IF YOU WERE ONLY HONEST HUH #SHAKING THEM SHAKING THEM

[im-his-druidess]

Vincent 👀

Vincent, my love 😩 also BINGO!

#my love for him is a problem #Vincent Sinclair #House of Wax #house of wax 2005 #slashers #slasher bingo #Brian Van Holt #the cryptid answers