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Adam West Batman: With this evidence, I've figured out the identity of the thief! The culprit ... is a girlthing!
Robin, enunciating it so the syllables are audibly separate: Holy she/it, Batman!
Batman, as if they weren't separate: ... What?
Robin: What?
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Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas
Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt
Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this
Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns
Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max
Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have
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When people get a little too gung-ho about-
wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?
ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.
That’s…wild. What was I talking about?
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I had a dream that I went to a video rental store (???) and they had a gundam manga where everything was the same except the entire cast was cambrian creatures (?????)
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Anybody want to play hangman with me? Here's the word: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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etymologically, the word "gullible" has no relationships to earlier words, having appeared suddenly on the ceiling above you one day
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top ten SEXIESY toujou character!
ladies...gentlethems... this is a saucy thread! might not want to open this at work!
NUMBER ONE
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TOYODATOMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMKMIMKMKMIMIMOMI
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you're nonhuman in ways you've never even thought about. remember how you stalk around in the darkness instead of fumbling about like a night-blind creature? remember the weird eating habits, the cravings for raw meat? i'm sure you remember trying to mimic the speech mannerisms of your friends in conversation. how could you forget? you're not just "weird." you're not human. and that's okay.
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Hm. I need to find an artist I can commish who can do robots, and furries (and robot furries), and humans, for characters I currently don't have visual references for beyond Inspirations and Vibes,™ and there's like six distinct characters and counting, and that's before you get into alternate forms that some of them have~
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can u guys log off i want to be alone on here
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Chalmers: GOOD LORD what is HAPPENING IN THERE?
Rouge: Fucking your wife again. Also peeing in a hot topic, cuz, I mean, what else are you gonna do on a Saturday night.
Eggman: What are you two FUCKING talking about?
Skinner: Aurora borealis.
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my incredibly sleep-deprived brain: "Did you know that even with seatbelts, people die in sunglasses all the time? I thought that was interesting"
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Chilchuck was actually my first choice for the "what are you two FUCKING talking about" thing, but then I realized, nah, it had to be Marcille.
oh god, my brain's trying to come up with this whole. conversation. among laios's party about Falin's dragon dick, and what this means for when she and Marcille are in bed. Senshi in that whole serious tone of his, going "hm, well Falin was already a trans woman ... fortunately, contraception is no longer a problem, since dragons are biologically incompatible with half-elves" and Marcille walking in at the end like "WHAT are (this entire thread) FUCKING talking about?"
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so from what I hear, the FF7 remake trilogy's thesis seems to be that a first-party remake is fundamentally a kind of fanfiction with extra steps.
I feel like if you want to create fiction which serves as a critical/literary response to that, then for full effect, you either need to create it as 1. a different story which purports to be a remake or adaptation but which is actually a meta bait-and-switch pseudo-sequel, or 2. as FF7 Remake fanfiction in its own right.
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This is the sort of opposite of what I was suggesting, and yet it's somehow also exactly what I was suggesting.
so from what I hear, the FF7 remake trilogy's thesis seems to be that a first-party remake is fundamentally a kind of fanfiction with extra steps.
I feel like if you want to create fiction which serves as a critical/literary response to that, then for full effect, you either need to create it as 1. a different story which purports to be a remake or adaptation but which is actually a meta bait-and-switch pseudo-sequel, or 2. as FF7 Remake fanfiction in its own right.
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