hc Crowley accidentally invented homophobia
he got really bored in the tenth century and made a bunch of misprints of the bible like
and god was like FUCK SHELLFISH and FUVK MIXED CLOTHES and also god said to take a BATH because you smell like SHIT and also god said FUCK GAY PPL GAY PPL SUCK and and and and he said DONT GET DRUNK because you SUCK and I HATE FUN
accidentally makes too many copies until the most common copy of the bible is a completely fake one made up by a drunk crowley, then COMPLETELY forgets about it
centuries later he's telling Adam about his favorite demon works and he brings it up and from the other room aziraphale drops his book or w/e and just goes CROWLEY. CROWLEY DID YOU COME UP WITH HOMOPHOBIA. CROWLEY
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I couldn’t figure out why that one screencap of Crowley seemed so familiar and then I remembered this photo I took of my cat when he was 3 weeks old
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Good omens season 1, episode 1:
Good omens season 2, episode 6:
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Can't move on from how frustrated Az Is with the cockblocling 🚑🚑
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Today I was thinking about Crowley and Aziraphale and season 3 (shocking, I know). I was thinking about all the great moments that await us: they getting their cottage in the South Downs at last, and they are going to kiss, for real this time, and reconcile.
And then I realized that they are finally going to say "I love you" to each other at some point in this season and I just... I can't really... Can't wait...
More than six thousand years waiting to say and hear "I love you" to and from each other. It's just too much for me rn.
I'm a bit emotional today.
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Anyway
WHY IS HE CHANNELING YOUNG CROWLEY ENERGY😭😭😭
I MEAN???
😩🤌🏻💯💞
I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR 🧎♀️
Bonus:
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