#just imaging in the thirteenth cent. some priest is like THE LORD CONDEMNS HOMOSEXUALS

[banchie]

hc Crowley accidentally invented homophobia

he got really bored in the tenth century and made a bunch of misprints of the bible like

and god was like FUCK SHELLFISH and FUVK MIXED CLOTHES and also god said to take a BATH because you smell like SHIT and also god said FUCK GAY PPL GAY PPL SUCK and and and and he said DONT GET DRUNK because you SUCK and I HATE FUN

accidentally makes too many copies until the most common copy of the bible is a completely fake one made up by a drunk crowley, then COMPLETELY forgets about it

centuries later he's telling Adam about his favorite demon works and he brings it up and from the other room aziraphale drops his book or w/e and just goes CROWLEY. CROWLEY DID YOU COME UP WITH HOMOPHOBIA. CROWLEY

#good omens #aziraphale is like YOU!! YOURE THE REASON WE GET A BAD RAP #crowleys like me?????? holy shit was that me??????? did i do that??????? #if you think about this too hard it gets VERY sad but if you dont think about it too much its PRETTY funny #just imaging in the thirteenth cent. some priest is like THE LORD CONDEMNS HOMOSEXUALS #crowley and aziraphale make eye contact across the room and both are ?????????????????? what is he talking aboit when did that happen #if hell knew that crowley did that he would probably get a promotion but unfortunately he forgot about it immediately and never told them #crowley L #go #crowley good omens #aziraphale