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uh-ohspaghettio · 3 months
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Season 1: Daddy issues
Season 2: Daddy issues 2: electric boogaloo
Season 3: quirky lil psychic boy things
Season 4: gay angel?
Season 5: ultimate meatsuit™️
Season 6: oh no the gay angel’s psyche is fracturing
Season 7: Dicks
Season 8: live laugh love lobotomy
Season 9: but ultimately it was just for one man
Season 10: toxic bromance
Season 11: they hate to see a girlboss winning
Season 12: pro-abortions
Season 13: beefing with a baby (in grey scale)
Season 14: coming out my cage and I’ve been doing not fine
Season 15: family bonding time! let’s fight God!
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strawlessandbraless · 9 months
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Ultimate blunt circle where we discuss the idiot blondes who ruined our lives
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sky-is-the-limit · 4 months
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bubbles-is-hardcore · 3 months
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You know, Sam Winchester gets a lot of flack for the fact that all of his girlfriends die but at least it’s always a random thing. Dean on the other hand?? So much worse!
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a Dean stan till I die but it is undeniably crazy.
My man had three boyfriends and all of them died. The big difference is the fact that they all died the exact same way. Dean (though however unintentional) convinced three supernatural beings to LITERALLY KILL THEMSELVES FOR HIM!!
He had all of them so deeply in love with him, he didn’t even have to really ask.
First we have Benny
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He fell hard for Dean in Purgatory and was kinda dependent on him outside of it. It hurt Benny a ton when Dean had to cut contact because of Sam. Even then, he still willingly died and went back to the place he had tried for so long to escape. All for Dean and to make sure he was happy.
Then we have the King himself, Crowley.
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Dude stabbed himself in the chest to give Dean time to escape. No illusion or trick, just a straight up suicide bomb to distract Lucifer. He clearly caught serious feelings for Dean over the years, especially after he got the mark and turned into a demon. Even though Dean straight up rejected him, he still was too deep in love. He committed suicide to keep him safe.
Then there’s the one and only, Castiel.
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He died for Dean multiple times and had been in love with him for so long but this last one was really it. He confessed how much he loved Dean to his face! He said I love you! Knowing he would die if he did! All to save Dean! All to give him a chance! FUCK IM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE THIS ONE HURTS!
Basically, Dean had men falling over each other to sacrifice themselves because they were so in love with him and he still had the gall to think he was unlovable.
In conclusion, Dean Winchester is the most oblivious man in the universe.
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mishacollins · 5 months
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I took it as a good sign that Mark Sheppard challenged me to a duel on FaceTime last night. Having scared the hell out of all of us by dying and being brought back to life several times, The King is full of life and back to causing trouble. So happy to see you laughing, Mark, and glad to have you back. Stick with us.
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420technoblazeit · 6 months
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ok but actually though how did dean fumble both cas and crowley. he literally had the ex ruler of heaven and the king of hell both kill themselves for him and then he didn't get with either of them. that's crazy. insane pull but absolutely ABYSMAL game he really is THE disaster bisexual
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petite-madame · 14 days
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Superwholock (+ guests) : Happy Birthday Doctor! - (2024)
"Hey, angel! Why are we even here? It's the fifth time we're celebrating the Doc's birthday this year! Being a time traveler, it doesn't even make sense anymore! He's so old, I'm sure he doesn't even remember how old he is anyway. And there are two of them today? Shall we celebrate this one's birthday too? How does this even WORK?
Can you behave for a minute? We are here because it's fun, because it's a great occasion to be together again, and because he's our FRIEND. We are enjoying ourselves!
Are we? I mean, is he going to regenerate and go PshHhiTt at the same time as the candles? *That* would be entertaining!"
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gleafer · 24 days
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🎶He got Legs🎶part 2!
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strawberrryangel · 1 month
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crowley, seeing cas’ car for the first time: really? what are you, a pimp 🤨
cas with his sad wet eyes and his sad wet frown: i like it 😞
dean, carrying the gasoline to fuel it up: fix boyfriend’s car 💪⛽️🪓🥾🔧🏋️🚗
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werepires · 4 months
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heaven, hell, humanity . reference redbubble Like my art? Support me on ko-fi ☕️
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I am sorry but having to watch two men be so obviously in love with each other for 10 seasons and still having to point out to people how obvious it is. When if it were a straight couple it would’ve just been taken for granted (all of the couples combined had less romantic scenes than destiel) is my villain origin story.
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stillwinchester · 1 year
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it's insane that dean put both, the king of hell and angel of the lord, in the silly cowboy hats
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strawlessandbraless · 9 months
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These Barbie’s are changing the course of the entire narrative
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They all believe their feelings weren’t returned 🫠
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wigglebox · 8 months
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Sad Bois’ Story Time
Bonus:
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what-fandom-again · 1 month
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Sam: let's play a game. It's called "Baby or Cas."
Jack: Whats that?
Sam: I tell you quotes I've heard Dean say, and you tell me if he was talking to the impala or Cas
Dean, rolling his eyes: Ha ha ha, Sam. Very funny
Crowley: Fine, moose. I'll partake in your little "game".
Sam: "If anything happens to you, I'm killing everyone involved and then myself".
Jack:
Dean:
Crowley: Oh dear, this was harder than I thought
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ananke-xiii · 3 months
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No disrespect to all the other actors (I seriously love them all) but can we take a moment and appreciate Misha Collins and Mark Sheppard's acting skills?
I mean, let's just think about it.
60% of what Cas says is "Dean" in infinite inflections, the other 40% literally makes zero sense and it's totally unfunny if the lines are not delivered to perfection. Yet, Misha slays every effing time.
On the other hand, 60% of what Crowley says are sexual innuendos, the other 40% are pop culture references that I personally don't get half of the time (I'm not from the US). Yet, Mark eats and leaves no crumbs every effing time.
And they both have spent 8+ years in the same frigging costumes.
I mean, I'm just blown away, they literally carried the show on their shoulders and I'll appreciate them forever.
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