are you lando norris? because you are the one 4 me.
are you oscar piastri? because you 8 that 1 up.
(mclaren rizz)
The way this would work on me omg... the Oscar one is very good tho, well done anon...
But also, I'm cracking up at the idea of Lando using this type of pick-up lines on Oscar.
Lando: hey mate! are you my teammate?
Oscar: what? of course I'm-
Lando: cuz you 8 than 1 up *wink wink*
Oscar:
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN
i hope you and kevin (i wonder if he ever goes trick or treating with jean and jeremy) have a wonderful day
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO YOU TOO, anon!!! I hope your treats were tasty and your night was both spooky and satisfying 😉
Hmm, as for Kerejean, this is what I picture:
Kevin and Jean both view the holiday as pointless and inane. Neither believes (for the most part) in apparitions or otherworldly specters, nor did they ever celebrate such frivolity in the Nest. So the holiday seems both ridiculous and over-commercialized to them. Kevin is confused about the extreme obsession with costumes, Jean finds the over-the-top amount of black and orange decor distasteful, and both abhor the amount of candy given out and consumed.
But Jeremy.
Jeremy, in my head, is the Heidi Klum of the AFTG universe. He's inviting everyone he knows over for a Boo Bash. He's organizing the entire neighborhood to do an adult trick or treat, with mini bottles of alcohol and edibles and flavored lube packets exchanged. He's got dry ice fog seeping out of his frankenpunch. His entire place has been transformed into a haunted house with sound effects and all. His candy buffet's color scheme is Trojan-themed. His Halloween outfits range from slutty to scary to disgusting and he wears glitter and fishnets and fake blood and fairy wings and vampire teeth and monster fur and zombie-peeling skin equally. He LIVES for this holiday.
And his boyfriends...well. Who are they to deny him?
They follow his strict Halloween movie schedule for each day of the month that they can barely squeeze in with their schedules, but somehow still manage to each year. Kevin holds perfectly still as Jeremy paints fake blood on his face next to the vampire teeth he got him, and thinks at least the drinks will be good. Jean dips apples into candy, chocolate, and toffee at Jeremy's direction and thinks at least this costume allows me to see that gorgeous strip of skin on his lower back.
But most of all, they watch him flit around the party, welcoming an insane number of guests in, turning up his Halloween playlist to a decibel loud enough to shake the rafters, bobbing for "poisoned" apples, and shoving frankly unhealthy amounts of candy into his face and think...
...at least he's happy.
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hi snap ^^ your y3 stream inspired me to also do a speedrun of it but instead i got down the rabbit hole of reminiscing about the game and mostly mine and daigo and minedai and- anyways i went back to ur minedai works bc they're still some of my fav minedai stuff ever TM you just draw a specific flavor of minedai that's just the best
related to that (hopefully isnt a weird question but) do you have any fic recs for them 👀 i trust your judgement on having good taste on minedai fics. it's been a while since ive been to the tag lol and i always like reading people's recommendations (btw nsfw or not is fine. I'm Old)
im so sorry ive trapped you into doing y3 speedruns BUT FR THANK YOU I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN !!! it really is a fun run to do once you get the ball rolling lol...
i sometimes look at my old minedai stuff too i wont lie.... im very good at making things for myself to enjoy woah... but yeah do not be fooled... i still love them immensely.... so im glad those works still hold up for other people, it means a lot that theyre still good to an extent :)
as for fic recs not a weird question at all - happy birthday to this old thing i made back in august last year nothings changed LMAO
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I had a dream that I was in high school again and the dude I was down bad for gave me Gentle Kisses on my head. And I was like "god damn it, this is a dream, isn't it?" and then immediately followed that with "no, this is too nice. I refuse to be dreaming."
He turned out to be a piece of shit later (in real life) when he found out about my crush on him. I thought we were Good Friends. I was wrong.
I also was in a constant state of "Is he flirting with me, or is he just So European"
Then, the night after that, I had a dream that my ex and I got back together. Haven't talked to him since we were 16.
In the dream we were both adults and he was finally Emotionally Ready to be in a relationship and also knew how and what a healthy relationship looked like.
My brain is really just bombarding me with Young Queer dreams smh.
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