#crazy dreams

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

wet dreams are so weird because it combines your sexual feelings and dreams so even tho books and fics describe it as “I’m in my bed making love with my secret lover” it actually ends up being “why am I getting eaten out in a Trader Joe’s bathroom”

#can you tell this just happened to me #crazy dreams #wet dream

[sherryuki-callmeyuki]

I swear, I had a dream/nightmare about ugigiugi chasing me and some “siblings” down a Roblox game obby or something. At first it was a duck chasing, and then it became ugigiugi since my “sibling” escaped before me (mind you I had no siblings and my sibling in the dream was Donald Duck I think, like he was a duck but was also a human yk)

Like I was in this secret base made by a strong boss cat and then we should’ve been safe from the duck apocalypse, but then ugigiugi came and broke down the security measures, and started chasing all of us

I swear it was crazy bro

#ugigiugi #dream/nightmare #dream #crazy dreams #nightmare #ugigiugi monster #ugigiugi tracer in nightmare #I literally stopped remembering her #a long time ago #that’s just crazy bro #I don’t even know how ugigiugi #just appeared in my dream brah

[gabriellerudessa]

This week my brain decided to remind me that Shino Aburame is my favorite from Naruto by making me dream that there was a dangerous spider (think RPG sized and venomous lol) at my house and thinking "damn I best call Shino to deal with it he will know what to do" and warning everyone to stay away while I went to search for him. Didn't actually find him while in the dream though, woke up before it 😓

Most random dream ever. Hadn't even THOUGHT about Naruto in the last months.

It succeeded in making me scrounge Tumblr and AO3 for ShinoxReader content (Shino is Husband Material I Have Spoken) (and ended up searching SasorixReader because one post reminded me that I also had a Sasori phase in the highs of Shippuuden, even if Shino is The One That Remained). Thanks Brain 🤡🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤷🏻‍♀️

#Shino Aburame #naruto #crazy dreams

[starlightdust-dreamergalaxy]

Doctor who, Fourth Doctor and The Master fans and lovers... I just had the most wild dream that y'all need to hear about so it can plague your minds too!

Okay... So it first starts off like this. SpongeBob and Squidward are together doing something and SpongeBob is of course annoying Squidward like always. He has the front on his face and he tells SpongeBob to stop, be then he gets a bit snooty and pulls out this black turtle neck and jacket combo and puts it on. He says he trying a new style as he zips up the jacket, but as he does that the zipper gets stuck and now he can't unzip it at all.

Now here is where the Doctor Who stuff comes in as it gets worse and weird... 🫠😵

So next thing I know the whole thing's in this mixture of a house and the clothing store. And Squidward is actually The Master!! And it's because you can't take off the black turtleneck and black jacket. (Which mind you looks like something one of the ClassicWho Masters would wear.) He even sound like The Master too! ( Which one I'm not sure but I feel like it was The Third Doctor's Master.) Anyway so the Doctor is there, 4 is there and he's is doing is Fourth Doctor things as he fights the Master, but it looks like his pushing buttons on what looks like the TARDIS controls while he talks at the Master and furrows his eyebrows at him. Then the Doctor runs over to him and the says something and another Doctor appears next to them. (Not sure who exactly) Next thing I know the Master Squidward inks himself and the Doctor looks at him with what I think is disgust or just plan upset-ness, the. Master then says something about he can't help it in this body. After that they trunk to look at whatever horrors in infront of them witch I can't see cuz I'm looking at them look at whatever, and then I woke up!!

That the whole dang thing, and I don't know what this could mean. But what I do know is I'm confused and worried about it. XD XD

#my post #text post #crazy dreams #dreams #dream #dreaming #doctor who #the doctor #fourth doctor #the fourth doctor #the master #spongebob #squidward #spongebon squarepants

[newgirljade]

Trigger warning- fire, self harm, graphic imagery, religion

Just had a dream where god told me to sacrifice myself so I had to go in front of a room full of people and ask to be burned alive and they kept saying no and trying to convince me not to- the mayor even offered to have me marry his daughter instead but I said ‘no, I need to be burned alive’ and they got the town seer up in front to decide and after a pause he said “this whole sequence of events is unprecedented. For though she is a teacher, she is also a learner. I’ll allow it.’

So I was finally allowed to burn myself alive and they put like 6 coals in the fire and I was supposed to curl up into a giant pot with just a centimeter of boiling oil at the bottom and I started sobbing thinking of how painful it would be to sit there alive burning in the pot until my brain went into shock- how the skin on half of my body would get cooked and charred while the other half looked pretty except that my hair would probably catch fire and eventually I might be a burned husk curled up in the giant pot, but it wouldn’t be a quick vaporization like I thought when I was talking to the mayor and townspeople and the mayor’s wife who gave me a hug and said I don’t have to sacrifice myself, but I still had to do it because it was the will of God. I tried so hard- I walked right up to the mouth of the fireplace and people were all like “dang, that’s the hottest fire I’ve ever seen” but it didn’t feel that hot to me- still not hot enough to keep me from feeling every pop as my blood boiled, and I couldn’t do it. I went up to the mouth of the fire at least three times, ugly crying the whole time, but couldn’t do what god wanted and voluntarily step into the fire for a slow painful death. Then I woke up.

#dreams #fucked up dreams #religious trauma #crazy things #crazy dreams #why do i do this to myself #like why #just why #jesus fucking christ #body horror #body positive #sent this to my mom and now I can’t take it back #the karma they deserved. #she told me to my face she’s never going to use my real name #does she really wish I’d get in the pot? #fuck my family #i genuinely love being trans but my old family is so vile to me about it. #trans writers #transgirl #transgender #trans jesus #lgbt writers #dream #dream horror #what the shit #what the fuck #reeling #my mind is reeling #send help

[ask-chubby-hamilton]

//had another john and alex s*x dream last night 😭

But this time it somehow involved donuts 🤔

I only remember the s*x, not much about the donuts though

#ooc #lams #Lams smut #crazy dreams

[hamstergomez]

I had a dream. Kelly died or something and then she just appeared as if she was ok. Also the Aliens give Fred powers.

Also another dream where Hamster and Gretel had a crossover with Pokémon and Hailey’s on it. Hiromi turns evil and Bailey’s future son appears living in the present.

#hamster and gretel #fred grant #bailey carter #pokemon #hailey’s on it #hng Kelly #crazy dreams

[aerounicornprincess]

Anyone else ever had dream as a child where every American girl doll came to life and were your biological children and they also lived in your walls? That’s crazy me neither

#crazy dreams #american girl #freakish #this is what makes us girls #inspiration

[unl1f3-x-c0ll3cts]

This is how much monster high rots my brain(in the best way possible ofc):

This happened a bit ago but anyways…

One night i had a super realistic dream that i was in 13 wishes and was with some of the ghouls!! Specifically Venus, Robecca, and Twyla!

but heres the plot twist… WHISP WON IN MY DREAM AND GOT HOWLEEN TO WISH ON THE ECLIPSE (;´д｀) and because she got all the power she started turning almost everyone into followers… then u were ofc shadowed/banished to the lamp especially if you were against her/didn’t comply!!

So me, venus, robecca and twyla were being chased by the main shadowed skeleton screw as we seen in 13 wishes originally! because of the fact that we all stood up to whisp!!

They almost got us but we found like this secret entrance to the catacombs and was able to hide there and lock it behind us!!

Sadly I woke up before the dream progressed but it was crazy and felt so real/hectic and like the sky stayed all dark but faded into a purple and just yea-

i wish i could go back bc i wanna know what plan we come up with to try and stop Whisp and free all the shadowed monsters ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡

#monster high #monster high aesthetic #monster high fan #monster high fandom #monster high dolls #doll collector #monster high gen 1 #13 wishes #monster high 13 wishes #monster high whisp #shadow ghouls #twyla boogieman #robecca steam #venus mcflytrap #mh #special interest #crazy dreams #monster high brain rot

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

dreams are so weird one minute I’m playing MarioKart with David Tennant and the next minute I’m sleeping with my ex

#last night’s dreams were such doozies #shitposting #sillyposting #shitpost #david tennant #crazy dreams

[aloshunk]

For the record, I just woke up and I had a dream about NWoS that the big bad guy was like Descolé but dressed up as some form of king (kept the feather boa but it was more dirty, gained a crown that was fused with a cowboy hat somehow, king cape and a red sparkling eye at the camera, with face obscured obviously) and he had a machine gun arm or some kind of machine gun from tf2. And this whole mystery started with Steam Bison's inspector/detective having lost puzzles and having a "natural" compass made of rice, meat and tomato sauce that SOMEHOW WORKED????

Also, there was a puzzle of some guy with big shoes walking on plates. He was also small and on a picnic table. I can't remember or somehow put into details more than this.

The theme song of the BBEG king was a country song fused with ancient king themes with UNDERCINABLE LYRICS.

#professor layton #pl nwos #nwos #new world of steam #dreams #crazy dreams

[littleficsworld]

Woke up from the craziest dream... it was set in the buildings of my current job, my highschool bully and crush made a guest appearance (I'm 26, that shit was years ago!). Greta were playing in the basement (which was now also a gig venue apparently) and I got a really close balcony view of Jakey and I got the most amazing pictures of him and I thought to myself 'oh I must share those on tumblr'. Like I can picture him so vividly, even the lights in the background were Indigo and he was looking directly at me and had tears in his eyes for the last song...

And now i have to walk my dog and go to work like nothing happened?

Dazed and confused...

#jake gvf #jake kiszka #jake kiska gvf #crazy dreams #send help

[yourlocalsimpsonsandsanriofan]

I had the WILDEST dream bruh 💀

So it took place in a comic book convention, but it was at an actual comic book store, but it was the size of a Walmart. 

And here's the wildest part 💀

There were Mr. Smees everywhere. EVERYWHERE. I KID YOU NOT!!! EVERYWHERE U LOOKED, THEY'D BE THERE!!! (no I promise u, I didn't take any drugs before I went to sleep. I am a SENSIBLE KID!!!) 

They were all cosplayers, but the one we were looking for was the Disney one!!! (U know which one I'm talkin about!) There were also other Disney characters too, like Pluto and Baloo and a lot of others that I don't remember 💀 

It's like as if I said, "GIVE ME A DREAM ABOUT MR. SMEE!!" and my brain was like: "oh you want Mr. Smee? HAVE 1,000,000,000 OF HIM!!!" 💀💀💀💀

oh and I was wearing socks on my hands for some reason 💀

Tell me what your thoughts are on this GOOFY dream experience 💀

#HELP WTF EVEN WAS THIS MAN #crazy dreams #weird dreams #dream #Mr. Smee #Peter Pan #Disney #💀💀💀💀💀💀 #AND YES THIS IS TRUE I DIDN'T CHANGE A N Y DETAILS!!

[bandaid-whisperer]

I had this insane goddamn dream where I drank like a bottle of coles sport and had a conversation with wilbur soot about how quackity was insanely hot.But then like a crocodile broke into my room to told me that c!quackbur isn't real and I cried so hard man.But then bluey [the kids show character] smacked my coles sport out of my hand and gave me a gallon of bluey milk.

Woke up with a headache after that :D

#aussie #quackbur #c!tntduo #c!quackbur #lgbtqia+ #mcyt #crazy dreams #bluey fandom

[ask-chubby-hamilton]

//before i forget let me tell yall bout this dream i had today, the squad was in jail and they were trying to escape, and the battle of Yorktown was playing in the background..!

Wtf bro 😭

#ooc #crazy dreams