The way I fucking GASPED at ‘Watch your tone’ LOLOLOLOL poor padme 😔 but holy shit the amount of hoops Anakin was trying to jump through that whole convo bc he wanted to justify having both of them 🤦♀️ that was insane to read and I loved it 😊
anakin: omg my master obi-wan is such a cunt sometim---
padme: yeah he was a bit of a cunt here at this---
anakin: u watch ur whore mouth actually
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Just imagining Ryan finding out that Buck was getting a Bi storyline and being like "Oh finally, that's so awesome. So how are we getting rid of Marisol then?" only for Tim and Oliver to have to break it to him that Buck's Bi awakening/first kiss with a man isn't Eddie.
Man would've been devastated.
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desire is such a crazy concept. i want to share a meal with you. i want to put my hands and my mouth on your body. i want to sleep next to you. what the hell
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I had an operation, and i smell fish for some reason (I think they grilled me while i was “asleep”)
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tamaki can make boys gay but haruhi can and will trans your gender and, though there are many, that's the most important difference between them
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OLD OLD joke I came up with ages ago, dug up from the grave, and reanimated like the necromancer I am
Like Father Like Son belongs to @eternalglitch
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