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poetrybyonur · 16 days

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I want the real you. The you no one else has seen. The raw, real, and gorgeous you.

A brand new spoken word. Click on image to hear me speak.

Background music by Vancouver Sleep Clinic.

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silliestcreature196 · 7 days

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I ignore Dub VS Sub discourse and debate like the plague

and I've been watching Dunmeshi in english But why, oh God why, are the orcs NOT FUCKING COCKNEY??? Sure, the dub by and large is almost scarily Britn't But come on dude...

#rambling #silly #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #accents #accent #bri'ish #cockney accent #orcs

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prismolovesfanfiction · 2 years

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Tom Riddle defo faked his accent

orphanage,,,,in London,,,,mid 40s

bring back Cockney Slang!Voldemort

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sailorsenshishitposter · 1 month

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Liquid Snake x Reader

Warning for language but it's part of the copypasta. Also British stereotypes in case that offends you.

Liquid Snake

You have a thing for bad boys, are attracted to English accents or you just have a massive inferiority complex.

First Date:

You are a soldier working on Shadow Moses Island. Your partner has just taken Solid Snake to a locked cell after bring tortured by Ocelot, now leaving you and the blonde alone together. He turns your way and you try not to shit your pants Johnny style. He looks at you, then places a palm on your shoulder. "Oi mate, I think ell be outta it fo' a while. Care fo' a spot o' tea?" You're not really left with much of a choice so you follow your boss.

You eventually reach a cafeteria for the staff. Liquid dumps all the coffee out of the pot and begins to fill it with earl grey tea. "You hungry?" You shake your head. You couldn't possibly eat after seeing what the man had for himself on a tray. "Nothing like good ol' beans an marmite!" He then grabbed the pot and drank it all, scalding his throat. "That was bloody good, that it was!" Was your superior some kind of freak?

He then went on a long speech about french infants or something? You didn't really care and started to zone out. You didn't realize you had fallen asleep until you woke up to liquids final words. "And next thing I no, the bloke is ripping out me vocal cords. That's wot I get for workin' with a red head who got his fashion sense from a BDSM club." Just then you heard a noise. !

It was none other than Solid Snake, having made his escape. Liquid was furious. "BRUV, HOW DID YOU ESCAPE!" His twin walked closer. "That's not important. I just came by to tell you that you're wrong. You can't download UNO for Xbox." Liquid then felt his veins begin to twitch. "Everyone has UNO dipshit. It came fo' free with your fucking Xbox!" His twin then gave him a smirk. "I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man."

"No you don't, I bought mine on day one you fucking tard."

.....

"Well, mine didn't have it." He was determined to prove Solid wrong. The two men soon ended up in a screaming match, various swears tossed back and forth. "I DON'T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHERFUCKER!"

"GO TO IT IN THE ARCADE AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FO' FREE, YOU DUMB WANKER! IT'S A FUCKING CARD GAME, THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FO' IT!"

"I DON'T HAVE TWO, I DON'T HAVE THREE, I DON'T HAVE FUCKING FOUR, I DON'T HAVE SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, OR ELEVEN!"

"YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN BLOODY THING, IT'S FUCKING UNO, IT'S FREE-" Suddenly Liquid stopped. He raised his hand to his chest and gave out a weak cough. He then toppled over, a result from the FOXDIE. "Damn. Never seen someone get so angry that they straight up had a heart attack. Colonel, the plan worked. I'm bringing Meryl back and then we're going to pound town. Just don't expect me to call her afterwards." You couldn't hear the other voice on the codec call but you had a hunch that it was something along the lines of "Wait, what?-"

Shit. Well now you were out of a job. You went to the lab and found a computer already logged in. It was time to start looking for shady jobs on Craigslist again.

#mgs #metal gear solid #mgs x reader #Metal gear solid x reader #liquid snake #Liquid snake x reader #Mgs eli #Mgsv references #psycho mantis mentioned #shitpost #cursed #British #stereotypes #solid snake #Ocelot mentioned #you have uno #cockney accent #marmite #Snake and Meryl mentioned together at the end to a very confused Colonel Campbelll

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a-998h · 9 days

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How would the Stardust Crusaders react to a vampire reader with a Cockney accent who wants revenge against Dio for turning them into a vampire? At the the fight with Dio, reader immediately cusses him out in full Cockney and nobody, except Dio, could understand a single thing they're saying lol

Joseph: Are you an agent of Dio?

Reader: Neva in me loife would I eva work for that bloody wankah! Look wot that bloke did to me!

I'm american and have never heard a cockney accent in my life.... I tried writing it as best as I could

Jotaro Kujo

Oh fuck

The first time you meet... he tries to murder you

After you explain you're harmless sort of

He has no trust in you because... vampire, but your accent makes things off too

He isn't around a lot of British people back home, and decades in America has evened out Joseph's accent... and the only person Joseph knew with a cockney accent was Speedwagon, who's dead

That, combined with the rhyming slang that is used by those with a cockney accent...

Jotaro: So, are you with us or against us?

Reader: I'm with yew koid

Jotaro: The hell are you saying?

He tries his best but he still doesn't understand you

Weary of you because of your vampiric nature

Keeps an eye on you so you don't attack them

Tries to figure out your slang

Jotaro: Why did you work for Dio?

Reader: Oi didn't willingly work for vat Hampton wick!

Joatro *confused*

Reader: Wot, yew don't understand me?

Bonds with you over other things

Starts to like you after you try to protect him

He now understands fully that you want to drown Dio in holy water

Starts picking up on your slang... and he hates it

When you curse Dio in full cockney... he silently cheers for you

Smirks and says he's proud of you for cursing out Dio

Oldesph

Joseph: Are you an agent of Dio?

Reader: Neva in me loife would I eva work for that bloody wankah! Look wot that bloke did to me!

Yeah, after that his Britishness returns

He starts to pick up on your slang, and it bonds you two

Is basically a sort of translator between you and the group

Sometimes, even he can't understand you through your accent

When his accent starts to show, he jokes that it's your fault

You two bond over your hate of Dio and being British

Asks you about his grandfather if you were turned during Phantom Blood

He tells you about Speedwagon, cause that is the only person he knows with a cockney accent

Joseph: You have a Stand?

Reader: you can't Adam and Eve it?

Joseph: Don't get brassed off at me!

Tries to explain American things to you and it's fun to watch

He is not happy about being a translator when he sometimes can't understand you

When you all get to Dio and you go full Cockney... he gives a 👍

Laughs and cheers you on as you curse out Dio with all the British slang and cockney rhyming slang you know

Pats you of the back when you're done

Hopes the Speedwagon foundation can cure you of being a vampire

Jean Pierre Polnareff

He might have heard some cockney tourists when in France

Knows you from when he worked with Dio, so can vouch you're harmless... to the Crusaders

Polnareff: Oh Reader, it's good to see you're free mon ami!

Reader: Polnareff! Oi haven’t seen you for donkey’s!

Polnareff: I still can't fully understand you, but I've missed you

He works with Joseph as a translator for you to the others

He has taught you some French slang and you've taught him cockney slang

Likes your accent

Will defend you if people mock you due to your accent

Has written translations for the others

Hopes to get you cured of being a vampire

Teaches you french... which confuses more people

Polnareff: Do you like kabobs?

Reader: Yew bloody eejoit!

Polnareff: *confused* I'm not an idiot, I just asked if you wanted food!

Helps you talk with the locals in towns

😁👍 <- face he makes when you curse out Dio

Know your anger transcends any language

So happy you vented before helping in Dio murdering

Noriaki Kakyoian

Also knows you from when he was a Dio servant

He never could grasp your accent or slang

Tries his best to understand you

He asks Polnareff to explain to what the hell you're saying

Reader: Kakyoian, let me give yew a lump of ice.

Kakyoian: We don't have any ice

Reader: I don't mean actual ice.

Wishes to have a book of your slang

He starts to pick up on slang you use

Also let's the others know you are harmless... kind of

Thinks rhyming slang is cool

Starts to pick up on your slang, just uses things wrong sometime

Sometimes he uses the slang which leads to funny situations

Kakyoian: Want an oily rag Polnareff?

Polnareff: An oily rag?

Reader: *laughing like a maniac*

You have to explain what so slang means

When you all face Dio... he just stares in shock as you go fully cockney swearing

At some point he starts laughing at the sight

Muhammad Avdol

The most confused out of all of them

Outside of Joseph, he hasn't met a lot of British people

He is the most on edge with you, being a former servant of Dio

Once he warms up to you, he is still confused about what you're saying

Your slang is confusing to him...

Relies on Polnareff and Joseph for translation at some points

Can understand you when you aren't using the rhyming slang

The concept of rhyming slang is cool to him

Might pick up on some slang, but uses it wrong

Avdol: I saw something tumble down the sink.

Reader: *stares in confusion* maoite....

Avdol: I'm asking for a drink.

Reader: Vat.. Vats not wot vat means

You two bond over other things

Is shocked when you curse out Dio

Knows you hated Dio, but damn

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eirinstiva · 1 year

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After a personal fight against lack of attention, a very needy dog and a jealous cat I read again "The Stockbroker's Clerk" translated by María Engracia Pujal and finally I could compare both versions but...

In Spanish I couldn't notice Pycroft's Cockney accent because ACD wrote his accent through the use of some expressions instead of any pronunciation marks. For example "I used to have a billet at Coxon & Woodhouse's" was translated as "Estaba empleado en Coxon & Woodhouse" that can be read as "I was employed at Coxon & Woodhouse's", and sadly those little details are missing in the translation.

Just for fun: if I translate this using informal speach I would translate as "Curraba en Coxon & Woodhouse" (Spaniard Spanish), "Tenía una pega en Coxon & Woodhouse" (Chilean Spanish) or "Tenía un laburo en Coxon & Woodhouse" (Argentinian Spanish).

Also: I'm Chilean, so this couldn't be so accurate (｡･･｡)

#the stockbrocker's clerk #STOC #letters from watson #acd canon #lost in translation #cockney accent #letters in the underground

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asktheheirofslytherin · 2 years

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wait u grew up in a british orphanage in the 30s…where the hell is your cockney slang accent?

Buried deep in the depths from where it came.

#voldemort #tom riddle #cockney accent #haha can you imagine smol tom though #he probably worked so hard to sound proper once he got to Hogwarts #but first year tom #omg #prescheduled volding

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blueheartbookclub · 1 month

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Unveiling Social Constructs: A Review of "Pygmalion" by Bernard Shaw

Bernard Shaw's "Pygmalion" is a thought-provoking play that transcends time, weaving together themes of class, identity, and societal expectations with wit, humor, and insight. First performed in 1913, the play follows the transformative journey of Eliza Doolittle, a Cockney flower girl, who becomes the subject of a bet between the phonetics professor Henry Higgins and Colonel Pickering. As Higgins attempts to mold Eliza into a refined lady through speech lessons, "Pygmalion" explores the intricacies of language, social mobility, and the power dynamics inherent in class distinctions.

At its core, "Pygmalion" challenges the notion of fixed social hierarchies and underscores the arbitrary nature of class distinctions. Shaw deftly exposes the absurdity of equating social status with inherent worth, presenting characters whose true value lies not in their birthright but in their character and individual agency. Through Eliza's transformation from a humble flower girl to a confident, independent woman, Shaw highlights the fluidity of identity and the potential for self-determination, regardless of one's social origins.

Moreover, "Pygmalion" is a testament to Shaw's mastery of dialogue and character development. The play is replete with sharp, witty exchanges that not only entertain but also serve to illuminate the complexities of human nature and interpersonal relationships. From Higgins's acerbic wit to Eliza's spirited defiance, Shaw creates characters that are as memorable as they are multidimensional, inviting audiences to empathize with their struggles and triumphs.

One of the most compelling aspects of "Pygmalion" is its exploration of the power dynamics inherent in language and communication. Shaw exposes how linguistic norms and accents serve as markers of social status, relegating those who speak differently to the margins of society. Through Higgins's efforts to "improve" Eliza's speech, the play raises important questions about agency, autonomy, and the ethics of linguistic imperialism, prompting audiences to reflect on the ways in which language shapes our perceptions of ourselves and others.

Furthermore, "Pygmalion" is a richly layered work that rewards careful analysis and interpretation. Shaw infuses the play with symbolism and allegory, drawing parallels between Eliza's transformation and the myth of Pygmalion, the sculptor who fell in love with his own creation. By framing Eliza's journey as a modern-day retelling of this myth, Shaw invites audiences to consider the ways in which art, identity, and desire intersect in shaping human experience.

In conclusion, "Pygmalion" is a timeless masterpiece that continues to resonate with audiences for its incisive social commentary, vibrant characters, and sparkling wit. Shaw's exploration of class, identity, and language remains as relevant today as it was over a century ago, inviting audiences to question societal norms and challenge the status quo. With its enduring relevance and timeless appeal, "Pygmalion" stands as a testament to Shaw's genius as a playwright and his unwavering commitment to social justice and human dignity.

Bernard Shaw's "Pygmalion" is available in Amazon in paperback 12.99$ and hardcover 19.99$ editions.

Number of pages: 188

Language: English

Rating: 9/10

Link of the book!

Review By: King's Cat

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pop-goes-the-weasel · 2 years

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I see the use of Blimey during transcribing cockney accents has remained unchanged over a century

#dracula daily #dracula #jonathan harker #cockney accent #bram stoker

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blueheartbooks · 1 month

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Unveiling Social Constructs: A Review of "Pygmalion" by Bernard Shaw

Bernard Shaw's "Pygmalion" is a thought-provoking play that transcends time, weaving together themes of class, identity, and societal expectations with wit, humor, and insight. First performed in 1913, the play follows the transformative journey of Eliza Doolittle, a Cockney flower girl, who becomes the subject of a bet between the phonetics professor Henry Higgins and Colonel Pickering. As Higgins attempts to mold Eliza into a refined lady through speech lessons, "Pygmalion" explores the intricacies of language, social mobility, and the power dynamics inherent in class distinctions.

At its core, "Pygmalion" challenges the notion of fixed social hierarchies and underscores the arbitrary nature of class distinctions. Shaw deftly exposes the absurdity of equating social status with inherent worth, presenting characters whose true value lies not in their birthright but in their character and individual agency. Through Eliza's transformation from a humble flower girl to a confident, independent woman, Shaw highlights the fluidity of identity and the potential for self-determination, regardless of one's social origins.

Moreover, "Pygmalion" is a testament to Shaw's mastery of dialogue and character development. The play is replete with sharp, witty exchanges that not only entertain but also serve to illuminate the complexities of human nature and interpersonal relationships. From Higgins's acerbic wit to Eliza's spirited defiance, Shaw creates characters that are as memorable as they are multidimensional, inviting audiences to empathize with their struggles and triumphs.

One of the most compelling aspects of "Pygmalion" is its exploration of the power dynamics inherent in language and communication. Shaw exposes how linguistic norms and accents serve as markers of social status, relegating those who speak differently to the margins of society. Through Higgins's efforts to "improve" Eliza's speech, the play raises important questions about agency, autonomy, and the ethics of linguistic imperialism, prompting audiences to reflect on the ways in which language shapes our perceptions of ourselves and others.

Furthermore, "Pygmalion" is a richly layered work that rewards careful analysis and interpretation. Shaw infuses the play with symbolism and allegory, drawing parallels between Eliza's transformation and the myth of Pygmalion, the sculptor who fell in love with his own creation. By framing Eliza's journey as a modern-day retelling of this myth, Shaw invites audiences to consider the ways in which art, identity, and desire intersect in shaping human experience.

In conclusion, "Pygmalion" is a timeless masterpiece that continues to resonate with audiences for its incisive social commentary, vibrant characters, and sparkling wit. Shaw's exploration of class, identity, and language remains as relevant today as it was over a century ago, inviting audiences to question societal norms and challenge the status quo. With its enduring relevance and timeless appeal, "Pygmalion" stands as a testament to Shaw's genius as a playwright and his unwavering commitment to social justice and human dignity.

Bernard Shaw's "Pygmalion" is available in Amazon in paperback 12.99$ and hardcover 19.99$ editions.

Number of pages: 188

Language: English

Rating: 9/10

Link of the book!

Review By: King's Cat

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someguyofficial · 2 years

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Bristolian Darth Vader! Northern Irish Jabba the Hutt!

Did you know Star Wars was largely filmed at Elstree Studios in the UK? Several roles were played by local British actors, but dubbed with American or alien voices in the finished film.

I've made this silly video editing their original performances from on-set recordings back into a few scenes, so you can experience a surprisingly British galaxy far, far away.

#star wars #british accent #irish accent #Bristol accent #English accent #cockney accent #star wars fanedit #fan edit #Vimeo

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poetrybyonur · 3 months

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I cling to the fabric of your soul, not to keep the winds of change from blowing you away, but to go with you when they do.

A short spoken word from a while back. Click to hear my Londoner voice. 🗣️

(Background music by Jordan Critz)

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christhebrit2 · 2 years

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You came from nothing you're going back to nothing what ya lost? NOTHING

#cockney Accent

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demoncia2 · 7 months

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Black Hat things I love:

He's simultaneously running a secret shadow organization and is a household name in the business of being a dastardly bastard

He's so spooky mysterious but he puts himself in all the commercials and starts them off like "HI IT'S ME. BLACK HAT"

There's so many fucking paintings of himself. Everywhere. He has to have done at least a few of them himself. He can absolutely see through any and all of them when he wants. He's hiding in one and laughing because nobody can find him.

He laughs too hard and does shit like this

Does he have a cockney accent, or do cockney speakers actually have a Black Hat accent? I don't think his first language is Human. It's very funny to me if while he was meandering through human languages he got to English and went "THAT one. I'm going to speak with THAT accent."

2 hat motherfucker

The teeth that stick out a lil bit

He go >:3

#black hat #villainous #villanos #villainous black hat #yes i know it's not a real or accurate cockney accent but the point is when he speaks english he's supposed to sound bri'ish #and like. victorian ass clothes

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milimeters-morales · 9 months

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please pray for my son. nothing wrong (eh) with him he’s just sick as fuck

#hobie brown #spiderpunk #spider punk #m&m posts #<- i read my post tag in that cockney accent and really liked it so imagine hobie was next to me

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nickgoesinsane · 11 months

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Like just imagine Hobie being aware that he's a character in a movie of fictional spider people- and he gets off on being looked at. He touches himself imagining all these people looking at him, watching him...

That has me thinking. Reader is something like a Watcher, and Hobie somehow knows about their existence. He’ll toe off his platforms and lay down in bed, pushing his pants down to take his hard cock in his hand. He tips his head back, sighing in pleasure, and smiles as he strokes himself, swiping his thumb over the tip of his cock to collect the precum dribbling from his slit.

“See what you’re doin’ to me?” He moans softly into the quiet air, “Got me all hard an’ leaking. Do you like watchin’? Seein’ me make a mess.” He reaches down to give his balls a small squeeze, a groan coming from the back of his throat. He reaches over to grab the bottle of lube from the bedside table, popping it open to drizzle it over his length. Hobie closes his eyes, humming and groaning in pleasure as the wet sounds of him fucking into his fist fill the room.

The window creaks open.

#╰┈➤ nick answers !#i can't write a cockney accent for the life of me i'm so sorry #dom reader #top reader #sub character #sub hobie brown #hobie brown x reader #n/sfw #n/s/f/w

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