(Link to Season 1 here)
[shorter version of the show theme]
TREXEL: No circumstances can you do that. Because, David—
DAVID: ♪ —Fact Corner! ♫
TREXEL: No, David, stop it!
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DAVID: So, ♪ David's Fact Corner ♫ is never happening again.
TREXEL: [crosstalk] Is David's Fact Cancelled.
DAVID: [sadly] Oh.
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TREXEL: Tell me you accept that.
DAVID: ♪ David's Fact Cancelled. ♫
TREXEL: Excellent stuff.
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DAVID: ♪ David's Flat Corner. ♫
TREXEL: If you like.
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TREXEL: [sings] ♪ What's? That? On the horizon? It's time… for sales! [David sighs] Who's? That? Man over there? It's the king of sales! And I feel that he has the power to take us on a journey, but never fails! Lalalalalala, dancing girls and dancing boys— ♫
DAVID: [crosstalk] Trexel! Trexel!
TREXEL: ♪ Dancing with their dancing toys! Because— ♫
DAVID: [crosstalk] Trexel!
TREXEL: ♪ —sales is on, and sales is high— ♫
DAVID: We don't have time for a full number!
TREXEL: ♪ —and it is time for sales-y time! And sale will win the sale-y thing, [DAVID: T-Trexel!] and the thing will swim in the lake of thing— ♫
DAVID: TREXEL!
TREXEL: ♪ And the time is happening now! ♫ [pause] SALES TIME!
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DAVID: …all kicking has to be done with golden shins!
TREXEL: Yes, yes! And you have to pay the kicking tithe!
DAVID: Yes!
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ I want to kick, pay the kicking tithe! I want to stay alive, so I pay the big mouse god the kicking tithe! So I may live! ♫
DAVID: Yes, exactly that! Right, so kicking tithe. What else is here… uh, uh, nauseous! Every time you feel nauseous that’s—
TREXEL: ♪ Pay the nauseous tithe! I want to stay alive, [David sings along] so I pay the naughting nauseous tithe— ♫ Oh, and it all just fits into the same rhyme scheme, David!
DAVID: Right. Okay, okay, right! So they want to be a mouse concubine, so, so some kind of body transmogrification tithe!
TREXEL: ♪ Body transmogrification tithe! I transmogrify to stay alive! To become a mouse! A mouse of my god, because I've got this hot mouse bod! ♫
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DAVID: Oh Board, what is going on? Wait. [hyperventilating a little] Has somebody found out about my permissions? Have I been locked out? Oh, I knew I shouldn’t have secretly recorded more editions of [singing badly] ♪ David’s… fact corner! ♫
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TREXEL: That's a coquettish hat. [sings] ♪ Oh, yeah! Coquettish man in a coquettish hat. Ooh! Where'd you get that hat? [DAVID: From-from David.] Baby! [DAVID: Well, you made it.] Got it from my imagination. Made it on this space station! ♫
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TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Frost Bees and Legalese. Who will win? The Legalese will. ♫ That—
DAVID: I hope so, otherwise we're in—
TREXEL: That's a theme tune and you can keep it.
DAVID: Okay.
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TREXEL: When you're dealing with beings from all over the universe, [DAVID: Mm-hmm.] some of them are going to eat you, David! You have to get this in your thick head! [DAVID: Oh.] [sings] ♪ Some of the clients want you dead. In the head, in the head. The clients will murder you if they can. Don't go off of the plan. If you learn these lessons three, you'll be fine and stay with me. Meeee-EEEE! Trexel who's alive. ♫ You see?
DAVID: Right.
TREXEL: They sing that to children, David, [DAVID: Okay] so I'd hope you'd understand!
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TREXEL: [sings] ♪ It's the— ♫
TREXEL and DAVID: [sings] ♪ —butter box. ♫
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ It really cuts you off from the buttery animals you want to be. Fear us, fear us, now you flee. ♫
DAVID: Okay. Uh, right.
TREXEL: [sings, kind of] ♪ Butter box! ♫
DAVID: The butter box.
TREXEL: Trademarked by Trexel Geistman.
DAVID: Okay.
TREXEL: Hog played by David 7.
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TREXEL: And I'm going, [bells jingle throughout] [sings] ♪ "meow meow meow, I'm a little kitty cat, and I'm doing something I shouldn't do. Is that milk mine? No, that milk's not mine, but I'm gonna lap it up all the same. Oh, I've been caught! My hackles are raised. I've tried to run away. No, I'm sliding on a floor! This floor is so slick, and I've hit a wall. Yes, I've hit it." ♫ And then I murder the puppet.
DAVID: What?
TREXEL: Because that's what they like, cat videos and murder.
DAVID: Okay.
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DAVID: So, go on! Take it! Take it up to your "high ground" where you're "trying" ever so hard. And I'll just stay languishing down—
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Lucy— ♫
DAVID: And I'll just stay la—
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Lucy, I can see— ♫
DAVID: And I'll just stay languishin—
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ You're so beautiful to me. ♫
DAVID: Okay, it's no longer about me anymore, is it?
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Oh, Lucy! The angles we shall take,
Measurements real and fake.
Together we
Will measure the
Sweet world we have— ♫
DAVID: I thought that was it.
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ In our grasping hands.
Drawn in bonds
Such binding bands.
You and me
Luuuuu-uuuu-uuuucy! ♫
DAVID: Yeah, it also does lil' spirals.
TREXEL: I love her.
DAVID: Great.
TREXEL: I love my new graph friend, David. Thank— thank you.
[sings] ♪ Lucy, through the dewdrops we do dance.
Lucy, in the meadow we'll prance.
Lucy, take me by your corners,
Don't hold back,
I'm not a hoarder.
You're the only graph friend I have. ♫
DAVID: That's not very kind to Percy.
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Since I lost my greatest friend,
A childhood, a special friend,
A Percy that I'll never see again. ♫
DAVID: To anyone listening, it's not the clone.
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ He is lost to me— ♫
DAVID: He cares more about the—
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ And for a long time I couldn't see— ♫
DAVID: The graph friend is more important.
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ A way out of my sorrow and despair! ♫
DAVID: I don't even know the clone's name!
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ But Lucy, you have come into my life,
Buried yourself into my heart
Like a kindly, kindly knife and we shall be
Together. ♫
DAVID: He doesn't even remember who's made it.
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Lucy! ♫
DAVID: David made Lucy.
IMOGEN: [beep] Musical crime detected. There is no one appropriate to inform.
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[Trexel lays down a beat including snapping and scat singing]
DAVID: Darkness.
My feelings
they're hurt now.
I'm thinking
I don't know what!
I don't know where!
Where is my place
in this crazy mixed up station?
Is it with Trexel?
Is it with IMOGEN?
Who are the Board?
Who is Hartro?
There are her feet.
Why are her feet?
Keep your feet
to yourself.
Leave me alone!
Ah— no, I'm done. No, I can't go there.
TREXEL: [snaps fingers] I'm applauding. I'm doing jazz applause, David.
DAVID: Okay. Right, well… thank— thank you, I suppose.
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DAVID: Plea— Trexel!
TREXEL: [sing-songy] Trexel's nipple dance.
DAVID: Put them away!
TREXEL: Okay. Okay. [puts shirt back down]
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TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Look out! It's TD-dog. TD stands for "Trexel dominates". He's on the streets. He's commanding respect. Don't look at him 'cause he will flex because Trexel's the one that's allowed to be swole. David stop exercising, it hurts your soul. You use your mind. I also use my mind but my mind has muscles on the end of my arms. ♫
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TREXEL: [sings] ♪ I partake of a tune or two in my spare time. Da da la da la da da. Tunes arrive! I want to make a massive rhyme. Di di li di li di da. Who can say— ♫
CLYTEMNESTRA: [claps] Oh, very good!
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ —when the song will end? Not now yet [CLYTEMNESTRA: Oh!] or even later! It goes on even though it grows later— ♫
DAVID: Trexel, we have about 8 minutes of the shift left.
TREXEL: ♪ —in the day. In the day! In the day! [at the top of his lungs] In the day! ♫
CLYTEMNESTRA: Oh.
DAVID: Why is it that whenever you bring people into a room singing happens?
TREXEL: Because I have a tune in the heart and a song in the mind.
DAVID: Eugh.
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DAVID: [starts rage singing] ♪ Sadness. Sadness. Sadness and anger. Anger and rage! [TREXEL: Okay. Okay.] Anger and rage and everything here. ♫
CLYTEMNESTRA: Oh, dear.
TREXEL: Okay. Um—
DAVID: ♪ Kill! Kill! Destroy! [becomes incomprehensible and devolves into rage noises] ♫
TREXEL: Um! Clytemnestra, um...
CLYTEMNESTRA: Um, wow. Okay. Okay, I think that's enough. Lovely. [David begins to calm down but still breaths angrily] Very beautiful performance. Thank you very much.
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DAVID: Go sing.
TREXEL: Is it my turn?
CLYTEMNESTRA: Your turn— Yes, it's your turn, Trexel.
TREXEL: Okay. [sings] ♪ Everybody's having a nice little time. But then when they stop and have time to reflect they look at a wall and realise that they have no friends [starts getting upset] and nobody loves them! Sadness and sadness and sadness and anger! And sadness and sadness and sadness and woe! ♫
TREXEL and CLYTEMNESTRA: [harmonising] ♪ Sadness and sadness and sadness and anger! And— ♫
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Sadness and sadness! Where do I go? ♫
CLYTEMNESTRA: [sings] ♪ Where does he go? ♫
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Oh no! ♫
CLYTEMNESTRA: [sings] ♪ Oh! ♫
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DAVID: Isn't Bathin one of our direct competitor— Why would we have an award specifically about, about Bath—
TREXEL: Customer competitive, David. Locked in a dance as old as time itself.
DAVID: So, Stellar Firma—
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ I hate you. I love you. Hold my hand and turn away. Don't look in my eyes! But don't look away from me! I feel your heart beating in your chest. ♫
DAVID: Hey Trexel.
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ I grab your heart and crush the life out of it! ♫
DAVID: You're dancing with Bathin.
TREXEL: Ooh! Get off me! Get off me! [stammers] I don't— I don't— I didn't want it! I didn't like it! I didn't like it. I didn't like it.
HARTRO: But that is what—
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DAVID: [footsteps approaching] …in Sales but—
[door swooshes open]
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ A new dawn! [David yelps] A new dawn has come to pass! ♫
DAVID: Trexel, we need to talk.
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ The mistakes of old are now cast— ♫
DAVID: Trexel, we need to—
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ —aside to reveal a brand new future shining bright in the sky! Trexel! ♫
DAVID: Needs to listen to me.
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Trexel— ♫
DAVID: Really needs to listen to me.
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ —has arrived-dah! ♫ [DAVID: Yes.] Cheering! Cheering! Cheering!
DAVID: Uh, no. No. No cheering. Look, Tr-Trexel—
TREXEL: Cheering.
DAVID: Trexel, we need to talk!
TREXEL: Fireworks!
DAVID: We need to pro— No, Trexel.
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TREXEL: [taunts] Weatherboy! Ah ha ha ha ha! Weatherboy! What's that Weatherboy? Testing gases? [sings] ♪ Weatherboy, Weatherboy, weather weather Weatherboy! Weatherboy, Weatherboy, weather Weatherboy. Who's that Weatherboy? It is you. What's the Weatherboy? Tell me true. Is it raining? Is it shining? Tell me, Weatherboy, am I pining for the time when the Weatherboy was here? Now the Weatherboy is here it's clear, there's a Weatherboy, Weatherboy, Weatherboy! The boy of weather is you! Ha! ♫
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TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Who's there I see across the sea? It's a Weatherboy, a Weatherboy, a Weatherboy coming to me! ♫
DAVID: It's actually Welby Weatherby.
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Tell me what the weather is. Weatherboy, tell me true [DAVID: Weatherby.] for the weather, weather, weather, weather is something you do! ♫
DAVID: So that— yeah, something that Wel-Welby Weatherby does. Yes.
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ He's a Weatherboy! ♫
DAVID: Ok— no. Weatherby.
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ He's a Weatherboy! ♫
DAVID: Weather— Weatherby.
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Play with your weather toys! ♫
DAVID: Weather-tee.
TREXEL: [sulking] Well, now you've ruined it.
DAVID: Good. Anyway—
TREXEL: You've ruined the meter.
DAVID: Okay. Does that mean we can— Okay.
TREXEL: I suppose so. I mean, [DAVID: Right.] the-the-the meters ruined now so just, just move on. I don't care.
DAVID: Okay. No, that's fine. So, I just have to ruin meters and that will just— Okay, that's—
TREXEL: No, don't learn that! Don't— I don't want you to learn that! That will ruin all my fun!
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DAVID: [sings] ♪ Welby Weatherboy, you have come with your boys to control the weather. Here you go. Lovely love— ♫
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Look, you control the flow, the flow of the weather through all the sky. Look outside, it's time for guys! Guys from, from— ♫
DAVID: [changing the meter] ♪ Guys from thathn. Guys to time. Guys to time with thum-some-thum-thum. [continues singing gibberish] Some tha blu blah ba-be-dap-ba! Bo whap ba ba ba boo! ♫ End of the song.
TREXEL: [grumbles] I see. They call him David 7, [DAVID: Hmm?] meter ruiner.
IMOGEN: [beep] Or ear saver depending on how you look at it.
DAVID: Mm.
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TREXEL: [singing] ♪ Weatherboy! How are you doing? Weatherboy, [crosstalk] it looks like clouds are looming! It looks like— ♫
DAVID: [crosstalk, singing a different meter from Trexel] ♪ It's Weatherboy. Weatherboy. It, it is Weather— It is Weatherboy. It is— ♫
TREXEL: [yells] I will hurt you, David!
DAVID: What? No. Mm?
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TREXEL: [sings] ♪ But look outside, what can you see? The Weatherboy is here to decree what the Weatherby, the Weatherby, the weather will be! Oh! ♫
DAVID: [sighs] Right.
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TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Ooh! Ooh! Enjoying the rain. I'm an Executive, an Executive brain. [starts scat singing] ♫
DAVID: [talking over Trexel's singing] Okay, well I'm just gonna ma— Okay. Maybe for now we'll just table the thinking caps. Well just— I'm gonna take my thinking cap off, okay? Like, here it goes. Ooh!
TREXEL: ♪ —for you! ♫ Here you go.
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TREXEL: [echoing, sings] ♪ King of the vents is me, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! ♫
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TREXEL: Ha ha! [sings] ♪ I get to go somewhere you don't get to go! I get to go to the nose-mouth-butt. [ENOLA: Yeah.] Nose-mouth-butt for me, me, me. ♫
ENOLA: Have a sticky leaflet, Trexel.
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Sticky leaflet, sticky leaflet for me! Take it to the mouth-butt-n— ♫ [muffled as Enola sticks the leaflet in Trexel's mouth]
ENOLA: Get in! Yes! Yes, good.
DAVID: Oh! Oh, that worked. Ah, nice one!
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DAVID: Okay. Yes, Trexel. It turns out that you continue to do your—
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ When will The Face know me? [David sighs] When will Gonk feel the reach of my hand? When will Tracer P. Zazz Cage know that I am the great one with the great plan? Doug Whimperton. Oh, Doug Whimperton. Oh, Doug Whimperton should know my name! ♫
DAVID: I thought we didn't like Doug Whimperton.
TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Welby Weatherby shall know my fame. ♫
DAVID: Right.
TREXEL: But no.
DAVID: Yeah, but, but no!
TREXEL: All lost.
[short version of the outro theme]
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Development Update - Final Project Platformer Game
Odysseus Homeward Bound
The following is the narrative/dialogue that will be used for Odysseus Homeward Bound. As the main programmer in this game, I have started to implement the text using Dialogue Tree in GDevelop.
Narrative Breakdown
Opening Scene.
Scene Information: Underworld background scene. Text in text box at base of scene.
Actions: Click to proceed.
Dialogue: Tell me, O Muse, of that ingenious man who travelled far and wide after he had sacked the famous town of troy.
Underworld Scenes.
Scene information: Odysseus goes to the underworld. Underworld background scene. Odysseus image above text box.
Odysseus Dialogue: “I have finally arrived, here at the house of Hades. I call upon Hades and Persephone, and the innumerable spirits of the underworld, please accept these libations of milk, honey and wine. Please also accept these two sheep and drink deep of their blood.”
Scene dialogue: As Odysseus offers the libations ghosts appear before him and he makes a second plea.
Odysseus Dialogue: “O Teiresias, most notable of prophets, please come forth and answer me.”
Scene Information: Teiresias appears before Odysseus. Image located above text box, on opposite side of Odysseus.
Teiresias Dialogue: “Odysseus, noble son of Laertes, why have you come here, to this land beyond the light?”
Odysseus Dialogue: “I seek your help Teiresias, I wish to return home to Ithaca but the Gods themselves are against me…”
Teiresias Dialogue: “Tis not all the Gods, Pallas Athene still toils for you, yet Lord Poseidon you must be wary of, for you killed his son, the cyclops Polyphemus. Take heed to what I say next for it will come to pass… You have a long way to go, for you must traverse the seas yet further and cross the lands of the sun-cattle. Be warned though, wily Odysseus, do not let your greed blind you for it will only bring misfortune… I cannot tell you more for my time has come to depart, however deep in these harrowed halls there is a parchment with the information you need and heroes to guide you… Go now…”
[[Odysseus Dialogue: “Farewell shade, thank you for answering my call. I guess there is no other choice, I must traverse the halls of Hades.”]]
Platform Scene 1.
Scene Information: Platformer instance 1 begins. Goal – seek out the parchment of Teiresias. Optional Goal – seek out the spirits of the heroes Achilles, Hercules, and Agamemnon.
Hercules Scene.
Scene Information: Odysseus collects Hercules’ coin. Narrative dialogue event triggered. Click through action.
Hercules Dialogue: “Odysseus, wiliest of the Achaeans… I see you have wandered here as I once did in my days serving the Gods.”
Odysseus Dialogue: “The Gods and Lord Poseidon mock me… Only Lady Athena stands by my side, helping me bear the burden of their trials.”
Hercules Dialogue: “The Gods are as fickle as ever; I was the son of Zeus and they still heaped 12 labours upon me. You cannot escape them, only fulfil their wishes, and hope that in death you are granted respite. Go now, before death nips at your heels…”
Achilles Scene.
Scene Information: Odysseus collects Achilles’ coin. Narrative dialogue event triggered. Click through action.
Achilles Dialogue: “Hail, Odysseus, it is good to see you again, but what are you doing here, to dare cross the threshold of death…”
Odysseus Dialogue: “I came seeking the aid of Teiresias and still I search for his remaining prophecy.”
Achilles Dialogue: “I see… I cannot tell you its whereabouts but do not tarry here. I may be a prince among shades, granted a place in Elysium, but I would rather be a beggar above with nothing to my name. Death is not favourable and it will find you here if you are not swift.”
Odysseus Dialogue: “Achilles, chief amongst the Achaeans, do not mourn your place here for you are celebrated above, the greatest warrior that ever was and ever will be… I will be as swift as I can.”
CHANGE FINAL SCENE TO THESEUS
Agamemnon Scene.
Scene Information: Odysseus collects Agamemnon’s coin. Narrative dialogue event triggered. Click through action.
Odysseus Dialogue: “Agamemnon? How did you come to the house of Hades? You were yet alive when last I departed the cursed shores of Troy.”
Agamemnon Dialogue: “Noble Odysseus, it was by neither the seas nor my enemies but my own wicked wife, Clytemnestra and her treacherous lover Aegisthus. I was slaughtered in my own home upon the premise of hospitality. A most disgraceful and traitorous act.”
Odysseus Dialogue: “Such cruelty! Zeus has ever hated the house of Atreus but to think such misfortune would befall you… I will mourn you and offer libations upon my return home.”
Agamemnon Dialogue: “Thank you Odysseus, you have ever been loyal. Now go, this place is not for the living and your time has not yet come.”
Parchment Scene.
Scene Information: Odysseus finds the parchment of Teiresias. Narrative dialogue event triggered. Click through action.
Parchment Dialogue: “Noble Odysseus… Your next foes are both beautiful and deadly, their lavish songs lead only to death. You would be wise to cover your ears as they will not serve you. Linger no longer in this place for the dead are vengeful and envious of the living. They will trap you ‘ere long.”
Escape Scene.
Scene information: Background change to open sea/siren instance background.
Scene Dialogue: Successfully escaping the house of Hades, Odysseus makes his way to his crew and their boat. Parchment in hand and the prophecy of Teiresias to guide them Odysseus and his crew set forth to the dangerous waters of the Sirens.
Scene Dialogue: Having heard however of the sirens prophetic abilities, Odysseus makes the choice to listen to their songs and instructs his crew to bind him to the mast. Ever wily Odysseus however breaks free of his bonds and ventures into the lair of their sirens, called forth by their false promises…
Platform Scene 2.
Scene information: Platformer instance 2 begins. Goal – escape the lair of the sirens unharmed and return to the crew.
Scene information: Escape portal leads to final boss scene.
Boss Scene.
Scene information: Boss platform area. Goal – defeat the siren matriarch and return to the crew. Siren image above dialogue box.
Siren Dialogue: “You, Odysseus, who has murdered my sisters, I will not let you escape our lair. You will be ours to keep, driven mad by our songs and the futures you will never have! Now die, hero.”
Scene information: Boss encounter begins.
Closing Scene.
Scene Information: Background of sea and boat.
Odysseus Dialogue: “My crew I have returned. I have learned what we face next, the might Charybdis and Scylla. Ever our journey continues on but home will be ours one day…”
End Scene.
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