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chuulyssa · 1 month

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🇨 🇴 🇳 🇫 🇪 🇸 🇸 🇮 🇴 🇳 ！

BSD MEN REACTING TO A CONFESSION.

↷ A/N ─ yes new divider again because im indecisive as heck

★ FT. ─ dazai , chuuya , ranpo , akutagawa , atsushi , fyodor

!! TAGS ─ mentions of suicide, insecurities, overall fluff

"i love you."

ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ.

promptly replies with, "i love you too."

he'll lean into you with an amused smile because he lowkey thinks you're joking

when he realizes you're serious about it he'll immediately stop the stupid grin

and look at you with this sincere look you've never seen on his face before

he'll hold your hand and everything while repeating "i love you too," for a second time, only this time he's serious about it too

definitely asks for double suicide later

"You know it's my motto to unalive myself with a beautiful woman. How lucky of you to have been bestowed upon this honour."

"Mhm."

"I'll say yes if you join me in a double suicide," he asks with puppy eyes.

"Dazai, you already said yes."

"I'll say it again!"

ᴄʜᴜᴜʏᴀ.

he stops abruptly and half chokes on his expensive ass wine

poor boy is really confused 😭 because "where did that come from??"

he tries to play it cool but he's literally SCREAMING inside

we all know he's been betrayed a lot of times in the past so he feels hesitant about it

will decide to give it a shot tho

100% calls dazai to brag about it

"You may be taller or whatever (as if that matters in the first place) but were you the one able to steal her heart? Eh? I think not!"

You chuckle hearing him update his rival of his new relationship status.

"And anyway," he raises a glass of wine for toast. "I'd like to thank my good looks, good looks and did I mention my good looks (?) for making tonight the happiest night ever."

ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ.

"i know."

he has always observed every single thing about you - how you behave around others vs how you behave around him, the little times you look at him like you want his attention etc etc

he's known about this since like soooo long

he defo also knew when where and how you were gonna confess

went to yosano for tips to react to it and bought you chocolates and stuff. he thinks it'll make you happy :D

eats all of that himself even tho he originally bought it for you but you let it slide because he's a cutie patootie

"You could at least have been a bit subtle about it," he says, munching on his chips. "I mean, anyone who saw you would've been able to guess. I didn't even need my ability for this!"

He lifts his chin up thoughtfully, fingers ripping open another packet of snacks. "You should be grateful I'm not a snitch. Eh, well," he shrugs, "You're now dating the greatest detective in the world! Congratulations!"

ᴀᴋᴜᴛᴀɢᴀᴡᴀ.

"eh???"

like chuuya, he's pretty confused too

"are you sure?"

tries to keep a straight face and hide his fluster

he'll narrow his eyes at you as if he's trying to read your emotions. he doesn't wanna get hurt if he gets too attached to you and you two end up breaking up

also how tf is he supposed to believe that someone like YOU like someone like HIM?

reassure him that he's perfect please :( poor baby deserves the world

"I am a lot of work. I don't think you can keep up with all of that," he says shortly.

"I'll try my best."

"You don't have to."

"But I want to!"

He stares at you for a few moments, looking like he's about to cry.

"Oh, alright then," he waves a hand around. "But don't you ever leave me."

ᴀᴛꜱᴜꜱʜɪ.

screams

"SAY IT AGAIN PLEASE!"

jumps around everywhere in happiness

you dont even get a verbal answer the man's just dancing around

either that or he just faints

he's, like akutagawa, insecure about himself. but he's much more open to showing his emotions to you.

you end up cuddling the whole night or he calls off work to be with you for the rest of the day <3

"I..." he repeats the same word for the fifth time in a row.

"Yes?"

"Don't mind me, I'm just trying to come to terms with the fact that I get to date you."

"Is that a bad thing?"

"No, no!" he panics, wringing both hands all over himself hastily. "I love you! Really!"

ꜰʏᴏᴅᴏʀ.

no reaction. im sorry

spares a small glance at you but otherwise doesn't get distracted from his work

you think he's gone deaf from the way he just ignored you cuz what????

will spend like 15 minutes that way before extending an arm to you and you lowkey DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO??? HELP??

he'll stare at you for a few seconds before pulling you onto his lap and continuing with his work

and that's his way of saying yes

He shuts the computers around him down and taps your outer thigh twice. You immediately stand up and help him up. He stares at you for a few seconds, contemplating something.

"You know, I never thought I'd enable others to call me a lovesick fool."

"Does that mean you are a lovesick fool?"

"A little, maybe," he turns around and walks out of the door while you follow him with a soft smile on your face.

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cinnamon-girl-writes · 2 days

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what if he's written 'mine' on my upper thigh . . . bsd x reader

tattoos the bsd men have ! feat. dazai, chuuya, fyodor, nikolai, kunikida, akutagawa, atsushi

~ fluff, headcanons, dubious grammar

by @cinnamon-girl-writes

osamu dazai ~ collarbone

arguably the sluttiest bsd character, i can totally see dazai having a collarbone tattoo

ALWAYS showing that shit off, like opening the top couple buttons of his white shirt so you can see it *drools excessively*

i don’t think he’d ever get anything with personal significance to him because of the loss trauma he already has

that being said, i think *over time* in y’all’s relationship it starts to gain significance to him

i.e., you always kissing that spot <33

slowly, something with limited meaning that was only meant for aethetic reasons becomes something that makes him think of you every time he sees it

ngl, this scares him a little bit since he’s so used to being left

so you gotta stay for him and let him know it’s gonna be okay <333

that being said, the primary reason he got it was to like the way his body looks again (assuming it’s damaged/scarred under the bandages or he’s just insecure)

so the ink PLUS your affections- he’s so happy <33

chuuya nakahara ~ pelvis

oh lord

i’m sorry he’s just so— ESDRUTFYIGUBLVICU

^ me thinking about chuuya with tattoos. anyways

because of his job in the port mafia i don’t think he’d have anything that’s visible in his normal clothes

but this way it would be EXTRA secret and only for your eyes !!!

chuuya would have a tattoo on his pelvis of your name

some couples have tattoos in eachother’s handwriting, but chuuya is a man of refined taste, so he gets it done in an elegant cursive font (not to offend your handwriting, but it is permantly on *his* body after all)

needless to say, you give it lots of attention in general, kisses and gentle touches

but also during *stuff*

he’s so obsessed with you, PLEASE get matching tatts with him

omggg i can see your matching tattoo being in a roman style all-caps font

whether it’s his name or an important date, he doesn’t mind, just the thought that you dedicated something to him gives him butterlies <33

fyodor dostoyevsky ~ sternum

soooo

this crazy religious man/anemic rat would most likely not get tattoos

whether that was due to his religious practices or just his personal preferences i don’t see him ever wanting tattoos at all

BUT we’re gonna ignore that for this

in this case, i think he’d get a cross tattoo down his sternum

something detailed and intricate, and since he’s russian it would most likely me the orthodox cross

MAYBE if you’re extra special *coughs* useful to him *coughs* he’ll get your initials somewhere & very small (just to manipulate you into trusting him more)(okay sorry i’ll stop-)

nikolai gogol ~ thigh

i know we always talk about this man’s thick thighs but like. LETS TALK SOME MORE

ANYWAYS, i can see him getting something really ornate like flowers or fish or something

i think once you’ve been together for a while he’d get something dedicated to you like your name or your initials

i can totally see him getting it in your handwriting (even if it’s messy, you apologize but he doesnt care <3)

STOP CAUSE HE’D TOTALLY GET SOMETHING DEDICATED TO YOU AND ‘FORGET’ TO TELL YOU-

like y’all would be doing *stuff* or just like hanging out or whatever and you’d see it and be like……baby what is this

and he’ll be like ‘oh yeah i got that a few months ago!’ BITCH??!??!?!?!?

anyways ten minutes later you’re tearing up (after berating him) cause he’s just so <333

bonus crack note: i feel like he’d get something so stupid like a meme or wtv and you’re just like. babe you know this is permanant right. and he’s like yeah i know.

doppo kunikida ~ forearm

drooling at the thought of kunikida with tattoosssss

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he would get it on his forearm so he could always see it himself, and it wouldn’t matter about his work uniform because he always wears long sleeves in public anyways

i think he would get something like a picture, and kinda detailed

maybe like a cherry blossom or some fishies or something :))

AND he’d have your name tied into the design somehow in like a really intricate way

long story short, it took a long time for you to convince this guy to get a tattoo since he’s so obsessed with his ideals (getting permanant ink etched into his skin is NOT in his notebook)

BUT after careful deliberation the two of y’all planned out matching tattoos

they’re not totally identical & they both reflect y’all’s styles and stuff, but you have eachothers names/important dates in there <3

sigma ~ nape

i feel like sigma (canonically?) doesn't really feel 'human', and he's not sure what getting a tattoo would be like for his body

idk i feel like he wouldn't really 'get' the point of tattoos and kind of question it

anyways, assuming he's working at the casino, he would want something that would be easy to conceal every day

AND he has beautiful luscious hair.....

which leads me to a nape tattoo (i actually didn't know what this was called until today cause i had to google it,.... but basically it's the back of your neck)

would DEFINETELY get something super meaningful, like a symbol to him or something

he would absolutely tie your initials into it too

overall just. 10/10 he's so gorgeous

ryuunoske akutagawa ~ chest

another one i don’t really think would be into tattoos

similar to dazai, i feel like he’s too insecure/subconcious about his body or just doesn’t care about his looks that much

however, after you convince him to get a tattoo on his chest (he vaguely mentioned they looked cool and then you encouraged him) he gains some confidence!!!

i think it would probably be something that looks badass, like a snake or uhhhh something

i don’t think the actual symbol will have much meaning to him, but it’s what you make of it <3

he loves it when you lay your head on his chest (not quite cuddling fully because i don’t think he’d like physical contact that much) and you leave gentle kisses on it <33

tldr: you help him heal.

atsushi nakajima ~ hand

LAST BUT NOT LEAST OKAY!!!!!

idk something about his vibes and that haircut gives me hand tatt vibes <33

he would DEFINTELY get something that had significance to him & likely something related to you

this boy would absolutely get something with your name, screw that he’d get a whole biography of your entire life tattooed on his entire body in fluttery cursive font

this boy is W H I P P E D for you like. it’s bad

i also feel like he’d get colored ink instead of just black

anyways, kiss his hands and tell him he’s pretty <33

⋆⸜ ⚘ ⸝⋆ .* ⚘ ⋆*⋆⸜ ⚘ ⸝⋆ .* ⚘ ⋆*⋆⸜ ⚘ ⸝⋆ .* ⚘⋆⸜ ⚘ ⸝⋆ .* ⚘ ⋆*⋆⸜ ⚘ ⸝⋆ .* ⚘ ⋆*⋆⸜ ⚘ ⸝⋆ .* ⚘ ⋆

part 2 anyone????? also i'll do full fics/drabbles of these if anyone wants (SEND ME REQUESTS PLSSSSS ANYTHING)

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oikasugayama · 5 months

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN PARTS 4 AND 5 CANCELED!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 I want CHUUUYYYAAAA GGRRRRRRRRRR ARFFFFFFRUFFFFFFFFFFFFFF RUFFFFF ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG (plz consider changing you mind)😁

PFFFFT I will write Chuuya just for you because this made me laugh really hard. Apparently barking at me is a successful tactic lmfaoooo

He fucks you when you're stuck -- Chuuya edition

You're on an infiltration mission with your PM squad. You're all made to blend in with another group to seem like regulars as you start to get closer to your target.

This leads to you picking up yoga purely to be in the same class as your target's partner. You make sure to lay your yoga mat close enough to hers so you could hear if she ever talked about your target (she didn't)

You and several other PM members share a hotel suite. You and two others share one bedroom while another two people sleep in another room.

Chuuya is one of your roommates.

Your group is gone, out either getting lunch or working or something you don't know don't care. You got a new pair of athletic leggings to wear to yoga and you were trying them on in your room with the door open bc no one else was there. right?

Well the leggings are TIGHT even though they're your usual size the fabric is soooo tight and focused on compression that you can baaaarely get into them. It takes you a long time and a genuine LOT of focus to pull them up your legs, over you knees, holy shit your thighs are a struggle, YOUR ASS IS A FUCKING PAIN TO GET INTO THESE GOT DAMN LEGGINGS but you're so fucking determined you will NOT accept failure at this point.

You finally get them up over your hips and around your waist and decide... you fucking hate them. they're ugly and they're too hard to put on, you're deadass standing there panting and with a little bit of sweat on your forehead. it was so damn hard to get into these stupid leggings.

At the exact moment that you push the waistband down, someone walks in the room behind you and closes the door. you're so startled that you fall forward, leggings still stuck on your thighs with the waistband holding your knees together.

"well, well, well," chuuya says, saunting over as you turn over so your ass isn't in the air.

you try to cover yourself, you try to kick at him, but he chuckles and eaaaaasily strong-arms you. he pushes your legs back, puts the waistband of your leggings behind your head, and fuck, now you're stuck bent in half on the floor with chuuya kneeling in front of you.

"What the fuck????" you ask, trying to lean your head down far enough to get the leggings to unhook from your head but they wont, they're too stuck on your legs, too stuck around your head.

"you were giving me a show and you think i'm not gonna get a front row seat?" he asks, running his hands along the back of your thighs, slowly letting his thumbs get closer to your panties.

"what the fuck are you talking about??"

"wiggling into these damn pants, showing your ass off in the mirror, then bending straight over. i've been sitting on the couch the whole time, the fuck you think i was gonna look at?"

"i didn't know you were there!!"

"bullshit. i know you've been making eyes at me. this was all part of your plan, huh?" by now he's rubbing you through your underwear and you're clenching, twitching, trying to squirm away from him despite how your body warms up subconsciously to the touching.

"Chuuya, I didn't know you were there!!! I was not doing anything" you don't sound convincing even to your own ears, something about trying to be sincere with him right now sounds like a script from a badly written porno.

chuuya's fingers sliding under your panties and into your vagina really emphasize the "badly written porno" feel to this whole ordeal.

"oh no? then you just danced your little ass around and bent over for no reason huh? and you've not been flirting with me and sitting next to me and laughing at my jokes, huh?"

"that doesn't-- ahh-- that doesn't mean anything" you try to insist as he fingers you. he smirks when your voice breaks.

"no? then sounds like you need to be punished for working me up. making me think you liked me."

"p-punished?"

"gonna fuck you so good," he says, adding a second finger to your pussy and using his thumb to brush your clit. "you're gonna beg for this cock and say 'sorry daddy' for leading me on."

#ask answered #chuuya x reader #chuuya headcanons #chuuya smut #bsd x reader #bsd smut #bungo stray dogs smut #bungo stray dogs x reader #bsd headcanons #bungo stray dogs headcanons #this was literally the best ask i think ive ever gotten

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delusionalwriter02 · 4 months

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OH MY GOD I LOVED YOUR INSTAGRAM POSTS !! you capture their personalities soooo well, I'm really glad I saw them 🙇🙇 can you do one as Kunikida's gf? Pretty please? 💋 ANYWAYS, HAVE A GOOD DAY 💪👋

Insta as Kunikida's GF

a/n : omg anon you're so sweet!!!!!!!!! thank you so so so much for your kind words and for your request! the "pretty please" make me think of astarion so much (i had to say it), hope you like it <3 HAVE A GREAT DAY TOO

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Yn_theoneandonly : i'm so jealous of his hair

Yosanurgirl : Drop the haircare routine

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : the WORST THING IS he don't even have a routine

↳ Yosanurgirl : genetic's a bitch

KATAI : It's giving Legolas

↳ KunikiDA : Don't even know why I bother looking at the comments

↳ Daze_i : Looking for compliment on your long ass hair

↳ KunikiDA : The only compliment I want are the one from my girlfriend

↳ Daze_i : I'm not a girl but I volunteer

↳ KunikiDA : Shut the fuck up

↳ Daze_i : Rude

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Honey calm down, he's not worth your time

↳ Daze_i : I know right ??

↳ KunikiDA : SHE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU

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Yn_theoneandonly : forest walk

Daze_i : he went to see where his notebook was created

↳ Yosanurgirl : Wish I had Kunikida's patience

KunikiDA : Honey you don't have to post me all of the time

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : but it's a crime to gatekeep your beauty

↳ KATAI : agree

Ranthebestpo : He should consider modeling

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : THANK YOU, I've been telling him this NONSTOP but he won't listen

↳ KunikiDA : What's the point of being a detective if my face is known ?

↳ Ranthebestpo : He got a point

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : NO RANPO STAY ON MY SIDE

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Yn_theoneandonly : i LOVE IT when he detached his hair

KunikiDA : Love, really, you need to learn how to gatekeep

↳ KATAI : NO DON'T

↳ KunikiDA : Katai ????

Daze_i : Why is the chandelier so close to the ground ????

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : it's cute and iconic

↳ Daze_i : no it's stupid

↳ KunikiDA : don't you dare insult her

Yosanurgirl : if i had him as a math teacher I wouldn't have skipped class

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : you never went to school love

↳ Yosanurgirl : BUT IF I DID, I wouldn't have skipped

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : 100% agree

↳ Daze_i : Is everybody having a crush on him or ???

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : you do ????

↳ Atshushiii : thought you said you weren't interested in men Dazai ??

↳ Daze_i : i'm not

↳ Chu_uya : bullshit

↳ KunikiDA : Why are you even here Chuuya ?

↳ Daze_i : I don't mind him being here

↳ Ranthebestpo : Of course

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : just create a damn group chat

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Yn_theoneandonly : Even after a mission he looks SO good

Yosanurgirl : Dazai in the back is killing me

↳ Daze_i : May I join ?

↳ Yosanurgirl : Absolutely not

Atsushiii : It looks like a photoshoot

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : thanks to my phone

Daze_i : Why blurry me ???? It's a crime

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : you're not the one I wanted in the photo

↳ KunikiDA : Dazai stop flirting with my girlfriend

↳ Daze_i : I'm not flirting, I'm asking WHY i'm not the object of the photo

↳ KunikiDA : Make that stupid brain of yours work for once

KATAI : Must say that he's looking GOOD

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : right ???

↳ Ranthebestpo : for once I agree with you

↳ Daze_i : When I say that everybody is in love with him

↳ Ranthebestpo : Don't include me in everybody

↳ p0e : you're in love Ranpo ?

↳ Ranthebestpo : THAT'S NOT THE SUBJECT

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Gotta make it clear for everybody, IT'S MY MAN

↳ KunikiDA : I love you sweetheart

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I love you more honey

↳ Yosanurgirl : When it's our turn to be happy ?

Hello!! Hope you liked it ? I had some much fun writing it so thank you again for your kind words and your request <3

See you <3

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cosmic-waves7 · 10 months

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okay so, idk if your writing for chuuya or not but,, imagine this. chuuya with a s/o who's ability is a healing ability. but the ability is that whoever they kiss gets healed instantly, basically the quirk recovery girl has in bnha.

mori finds out about this and is like "well.. we could use a doctor besides me soooo..."

chuuya'd be so jealous tho and reader would just pat him on the head and go on w/ their day

btw, if you do the anon thing i'll be 📎 anon ^^

omg omg omg this is perfect, ughh~

thank you for your ask anon <<<3

Just jealous Chuuya continuously whining about it to you, he can't speak a word of it to Mori of course, but god he is furious. He might just tear his precious hair out at this point.

Those should be his kisses, the rest of the port mafia can rot with their broken bones and fatal injuries for all he cares. They can bleed to death if it comes to that but for the love of god stop using your powers.

''Get out of here.''

''But this is the infirmary and that stupid tiger hybrid snapped my leg!''

''Well good for him, now get OUT!''

He'll wrap his arms around your waist grumbling pathetically as he pushes his face to smoosh further against your medical uniform. You'll have to pry him off since his tight hug is cutting off your air supply, patting his shoulder empathetically as you move onto your next patient who happens to be a blushing Gin Akutagawa.

Quickly you press your lips to her uncovered cheekbone, then apologize profusely to her about your hot headed gravity manipulating partner whilst being completely oblivious to her reddened cheeks as she quickly gets to her feet, rewrapping her face and walking out with her sliced up stomach all healed.

''Make sure you wipe away all that blood.'' You call out from behind her. All you hear is a quiet hum as she slips back into the shadows.

''She's lucky I didn't slice open her neck.'' Chuuya said under his breath as he once again regained his grip on you, leading you to one of the infirmary beds to sit on with you on his lap.

You rolled your eyes knowing he'll settle soon enough only smiling sweetly, kissing his nose while he groaned, he knew it was a waiting game for you before he gave up entirely.

''I guess it can't be helped, it is your job after all.'' He laid back into the infirmary bed nestling you to his chest. You smiled satisfied.

but you know full well he'd come back to pester you tomorrow.

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#fiction #headcannons #anime #fluff #bungou stray dogs headcanons #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd x reader #bsd chuuya #chuuya x reader #chuuya nakahara #📎anon~

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chuuyascumsock · 7 months

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Okay soooo i kindaa had a silly idea and ran with it…. Fem!dazai who’s a monsterfucker with an AFAB!reader who is ALSO monsterfucker?

-Imagine fem!dazai finding out her s/o is a monsterfucker~

Imagine the two of them on Dazais bed just rambling on to eachother and then reader just says “honestly sometimes id just love to be fucked dumb by a tentacle y’know?”

And dazai just nods like “yass girll me too~” but she has this sneaky look in her eye.

-“Zai?whats up??oh no…what did you just think of🤨”

-“Oh no just…hold on”

She goes over to her closet and picks up a box and brings it back to the bed and opens it.

And lo and behold its fuckin filled with an assortment of monster-dicks.

Reader then looks up at dazai like 😳

And all she says is “ive got way better than a tentacle babe~ take your pick”

And when reader can’t pick on,she just covers their eyes and makes em pick one.

Imagine the rest of the night she just uses them all on you so you can find your absolute favorite…

Well at least that’s the excuse she made to get you on board.

Imagine dazai just goin to townn on you with each and ever one in the box,trying some of her favorite ones twice(just to make sure you get a proper feel for it ofc! she definitely doesnt love seeing your face scrunch up and relax as each one enters your pretty little cunt,each one a different shape,size,length and girth.)

Imagine her going so deep,it rubs against your cervix…imagine cumming so many times that at this point neither of you have kept count accurately.

Imagine her stimulating your clit with a little bullet vibrator as she thrusts the foreign shapes into you revelling in the way you moan out her name and grip the sheets,your toes curling and your back arching.

Imagine her using a vibrating one and just keeping it inside you,buried to the hilt and making u beg to have it pulled out.

Imagine her running her finger along the edge of your cunt,gathering some of your slick and demanding that you clean the mess off her fingers in exchange for taking it out of you.

Imagine by the time your done you feel so sore and exhausted that you can barely even get up to go have a post-coital shower.

Imagine waking up the next day to see that each and every one of the little gadgets had been haphazardly thrown back into their box. Only your decided favorites lying nicely cleaned and dry on your night stand.

Imagine getting just a little sweet revenge on her and buying her one she doesnt have just to use it on her until she cant walk. Honestly I doubt she’d mind~ I mean she gets to skip work the next day, AND she gets to be your little pillow princess~ It was a win win situation!

I hope its okie and not too much😭

ALSO IM SO SORRY I DIDNT KNOW U WERE LACTOSE INTOLERANT!!!!

Lets just imagine my icon is um lactose free cheese?(is that a thing?)

Anywho! OMG GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR EXAMS!!!! Ive got exams on monday too #A Levels🥲 I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!! YOUVE GOT THIS!!!!

Stay safe! Study well and i believe in you!

-🧀

DEAR LORD 🧀, WANT SOME WORD COUNT LIMIT WITH THAT ESSAY 😭⁉️

I love how dedicated you are lol.

But you’re missing the part where Fem!Dazai would get a double sided monster dildo just to share with you so you could fuck yourselves stupid on it. And she only gets more enthusiastic about it when your pussies meet in the middle and your clits rub against each other 🤭

OOOO ALSO BONUS BUT UHM, I HAVE A FEM! CHUUYA x READER x FEM! DAZAI SMUT DRAFT SITTING IN MY DOCS THAT WAS ORIGINALLY GOING TO BE WHAT I POSTED INSTEAD OF JUST THE FEM! CHUUYA SMUT 😶 I had the idea written down but I never wrote it. (I want to though.)

#casual asks #dazai x reader #dazai osamu x reader #dazai smut #fem dazai

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vypridae · 6 months

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YOU HAVE HCS

GIVE :D

(i love hearing hcs literally RAMBLE if you want to:D)

OAHAOGHAOFDHA WELL. OKAY IF YOU SAY SO

under a cut bc i feel like im gonna overexplain or talk about waaay too many HSJKGHDFG

dazai needs glasses. he doesn't get them for himself because he thinks he can put it off. kunikida ends up getting him those circle glasses and he's like "noooo i don't want these i'll look like a nerd" but kunikida makes him keep them anyway bc he uses his lack of Vision as an excuse to not do his work. he thinks hes gonna get teased for looking stupid but everyone thinks he looks absolutely GORGEOUS and he gets like 10x more compliments on the street

dazai has morse code memorized and likes to fuck with kunikida in the ada dorms by tapping a message on his wall. kunikida has Overstressed trying to translate

yosano accidentally will infodump on neat medfacts and someone always has to tell her she's rambling (and usually its ranpo)

kyouka's favorite animals are bunnies, chinchillas and kittens, but she's allergic to cats (imagine how awful it is living with atsushi /j)

it is very funny to me to imagine akutagawa gets easily scared

hirotsu is the aroace ally who gets to deal with everyone coming to him to rant about / talk shit about / talk about their crushes on others

Q speaks fluent german and they love jumpscaring the pm members with it

louisa loves to dress up her room whenever she uses her ability. she doesn't really need to, she just likes to. maybe she'll have some coffee, and a really comfortable chair, and some lilac or pumpkin spice candles depending on her Vibe TM, and its just so aesthetic

nikolai can replicate signatures, and by extension handwriting, almost perfectly. he uses this to his advantage to forge notes. he also uses this to help sigma when he's Super Fucking Tired

sigma's favorite cookies are double chocolate chip

dazai trying the pocky game vs chuuya who just takes the pocky, kisses dazai, and then eats the pocky

poe visits ranpo while hes in the agency and he'll bring a new snack for ranpo every single time, it's always something he's heard ranpo offhandedly say he wants to try

nikolai is a WONDERFUL cook. if he notices sigma hasn't eaten in a little while / hasnt left his office in a bit, he'll surprise him and show up with a plate of homecooked ukrainian food, or homemade cookies (double chocolate chip), and sigma is soooo grateful. i also think nikolai knows what sigma likes in terms of coffee so he makes him coffees a lot because sigma is so sleepy and gets caffeine headaches

tecchou refuses to eat food thats not the same color, but he's actually a really good cook and jouno is genuinely surprised when tecchou makes him an actually delicious breakfast/dinner/whatever, and hes like "so does this mean you're done with your weird food combinations?" and tecchou is like "no, but i know you don't like them so i'm not going to force you to eat them." and jouno is like. wait. hold on. why are you nice

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yearningfortheend · 2 months

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soooo... now you officially admitted how down bad you are for Chuuya!

@sorrowfulslug look at this shit Chuuya! He admitted he's so down bad for you it makes him look stupid!

I didn't outright admit anything, you know...

#beast dazai #bsd #bsd beast #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs

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cerebralinvasion · 1 year

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february yandere event!!

yikes! i just realized i haven’t posted here in like a month! soooo partially as an apology but mainly because i decided it’d be fun, we’re gonna do a little event! every day of february i’ll write a little bsd x reader drabble for you from this prompt list! with the twist being that all prompts are yandere inspired hehe… i don’t assign characters to a prompt until the day of so feel free to request characters for any day you want! one character can even have multiple slots!! okay that’s all for the notes!! list of prompts below!

1. “Aw, are you gonna cry? Go ahead, it’s not gonna change anything.” (kouyou)

2. “Please be good for me. I don’t want to hurt you.” (atsushi)

3. “I’m doing this for you! Why are you trying to stop me?!” (ranpo)

4. “My life is so bleak without you.”(dazai)

5. “I don’t care if your eyes are filled with love or hate, I just want you to look at me.” (higuchi)

6. “Did you really think you could escape?”(dazai)

7. “I’m all you have left now.”(mushitarou)

8. “What do they have that I don’t?!” (akutagawa)

9. “One more chance! I’m giving you one more chance to fucking stop resisting!” (chuuya)

10. “This might sound weird, but I like it when you’re sick. Because then you let me take care of you.”(yosano)

11. “Sweetheart…where are you hiding? I know you’re here. Come out, come out, wherever you are. I’ll find you anyways, I can hear your breathing.” (jouno)

12. “I don’t mind being a monster as long as I’m your monster.”(akutagawa)

13. “Listen, I’m giving you two choices. Either you start eating willingly or I’ll force you. There’s no way I’m letting you starve yourself to death.”(chuuya)

14. “Why…why do you keep resisting me? That’s not fair! Don’t I deserve to be happy too?!”(akutagawa)

15. “Love is patient. I, however, am not.”(mori)

16. “I just want to protect you. Nothing wrong with that, is it?”(jouno)

17. “Silly little thing. Don’t you realize that this is all your fault?” (fyodor)

18. “These people are stupid! Can’t they see that you’re mine?!” (ranpo)

19. “Good morning ~! Sleep well? I hope the bindings aren’t too tight. Did you know you’re quite the restless sleeper?” (dazai)

20. “hopeless? You think I’m hopeless? Sweetheart. Pigeon. Dove. Don’t you see that you’re the one caged here?”(nikolai)

21. “those bruises… did i do that…?”(chuuya)

22. “oh, you aren’t that drunk, don’t worry. i just drugged you.”(dazai)

23. “i keep pencils you’ve chewed on, pictures i’ve printed of you, clothes i’ve stolen from your room… you think i’m a creep, don’t you?”(poe)

24. “want to escape? tell me, what other person would ever love someone like you?” (fyodor)

25. “I know how fucked up this is. It’s just―there’s no other way I can keep you safe.”(chuuya)

26. “you don’t know how much i hate being this way- but i can’t change.” (tetcho)

27. “Don’t you dare fucking try it. You know you can’t outrun me.” (chuuya)

#yandere bsd #bsd x reader #bsd x you #yandere bungou stray dogs #yandere bungo stray dogs x reader #yandere bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader

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inkykeiji · 7 months

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clariiii!!!! beastzai girlies rise!!!!

okay okay hear me out i jst wanna be his stupid silly little princess that tries to braid his hair while he’s doing paperwork or smt! putting hairclips and ribbons on him, smooching him until lipstick marks stained all over his bandages! and he’d be so calm abt it too like “Oh? A new hairpin? I haven’t seen you use it before.”

he wouldn’t mind if Chuuya or any of his other subordinates walk in tho 😭 bro invented the idgaf war

omg that’s soooo cute tho????? i love the idea of beast dazai keeping this precious, pretty lil princess around ready to tend to his every wish n whim, to satisfy him in whatever way he requires, to serve him in every way—and that’s your only job, really, just be there for him to use whenever, wherever, and however he needs; and in return, he buys you whatever the fuck you want, lets you do whatever you please, prancing around his big office in the cutest lil outfits and lingerie sets, doodling little drawings on the documents he no longer requires (though they have to be shredded after; sorry, baby, Daddy thinks your drawing is really cute, but this is sensitive information that needs to be destroyed, don’t get whiny with him now), playing with his hair and marking him with lipstick and perfume and the cutest, sweetest lil puckered stamps of gleaming saliva across his neck and jaw (they look like lil flowers, Daddy, don’t you think?) <3

and he’s such a fucking pro at staying completely and entirely unbothered, unaffected, that iron grasp of self control inherent and effortless, his concentration wholly unperturbed by whatever it is you’re currently doing.

even so, his favourite is when you curl up on his toes, arms twined loosely around his calves and head resting on his thigh, little threads of drool dribbling from the corners of your lips to soil his trousers in tiny, sticky puddles, sound asleep until he wants to use you again <3 and if anyone has the guts to dare say something other than a glowing compliment—to him OR to you—well, that’s a bullet in the skull, right between the brows <3

does he also accidentally, unintentionally fall in love with you??? yes, of course, because we are hopeless romantics here on inkykeiji, but this is already v long so i am cutting it off here <333

#tw:daddy kink #waaaAAAAAAH the life <333 #oh to be dazai's spoiled sex slave <333 #thank u for sharing anon!!!! a v lovely daydream <3 #i hope ur having a swell weekend!!!! enjoy the rest of ur day!!#inky.dazai #inky.bsd #inky.bb #clari gets mail

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akutails · 2 years

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so. can I request dazai having beef with your puppy? same as chuuya having beef with your cat? and it's not like the animals are mean, it's a totally one sided beef.

have a good day!!

CAT & DOG - dazai osamu and nakahara chuuya

✁your very mature boyfriend decides to create a lifelong rivalry with your fur friend. notes : this is SOOOO funny i got out of bed to do it so have fun! thanks for requesting <3

┊❛ dazai osamu ❜┊

he really hates dogs. if you read the stuff irl dazai's wife wrote about him hating dogs, you would know that he would literally run to the opposite direction, climbing up a chair or a table because he had a gut feeling that a dog fight would start at the next block.

has the agency make a "no dog" policy for the dorms because he shudders at every bark and growl even if the dog is miles away. literally, any pet would be fine with him except for a dog.

why does he hate dogs so much? no one really knows, he just utterly despises them.

he loves you, and i swear by that with all my life, but it does not include and might never include your beloved dog.

the moment he realizes you have a dog at home (telling by the hairs on your cotton shirt and the light bite marks on your shoes), he drops to his knees and quite literally whines.

begs you on his knees to get rid of it, not wanting to see it when he comes over, but of course you don't, because what harm could a cute beagle dog do?

whenever you suggest he come over he screeches at the thought, urging you to just stay at his place instead of staying with that nasty dirty thing! (his words, not mine)

he does, eventually, meet his worst enemy and forever opponent for your love, and it doesn't go well.

"i told you, he won't bite. he's a bit cuddly and hyper, but that's it! you just have to let him get used to you," you say, sticking your keys into the door of your apartment. dazai lets out a fake barfing sound, wincing painfully as he starts to hear the excited barks of your dog.

"no, i wanna go home. let's head to my place, yeah? it's much better there, belladonna, i promise-"

your whining boyfriend was interrupted by small paws scratching from behind the door, you could practically hear his tail wagging from how excited he was.

you giggle, "he's already happy to meet you, osamu."

his face drops into a look of terror, opting to hide behind your body as you finally swing the door open, revealing a tiny beagle, spinning around in circles and letting out joyous yelps that you can't help but kneel down and cradle the puppy in your arms.

"beanie! it's so good to see you," the overhyped dog licks all over your face, making you laugh and carry him with you as you stand up and face your shitfaced boyfriend.

you extend your arms, revealing your dog in all his glory to dazai, "beanie, this is my boyfriend, dazai osamu. boyfriend, this is beanie."

"GET HIM AWAY FROM ME HE SMELLS BAD"

yeah. he's a bit overdramatic . he really really wants to kick your poor dog but he loves you (and he's scared of you) so he holds back

you can never leave him alone with your dog (as if he'll agree) because he will FIGHT WITH YOUR DOG . literally your dog would be sitting or laying down on the sofa and he'll push it off and lay his entire body where the dog was previously laying down

he'd eat the treats to spite it . enough said

when you're out of town or sick, he might begrudgingly agree to look after it, but he won't listen to ANYTHING you say and just ignore the dog

"have you fed beanie yet?" your buzzed voice echoes through dazai's phone, the sound of a crowded area ringing in the background.

"yes, i have," dazai sighs exasperatedly, "but it won't eat."

"what do you mean? do i need to go home?"

"i gave it an egg. why won't it eat?"

"you gave him an egg? i showed you where his food is, right? i already prepped it before i left!"

"it deserves an egg! it stole my spot on the sofa!"

he always manages to insult chuuya every time he insults your dog, like "you're so stinky, stupid and small. just like chuuya." or "ha! you fell for it. dumb like chuuya."

will play with your dogs toys, hides it, even breaks it? like damn what did the dog do to u

you will never be able to make him get along with your dog.

┊❛ nakahara chuuya ❜┊

he doesn't hate cats, unlike dazai, so when he finds out you have a cat he isn't necessarily losing his mind about it. he prefers dogs, yeah, but cats are fine to him.

his beef with your cat, however, is about getting your attention.

he loves spending time with you, since he has so little of it sometimes, so understand how frustrated he is when in his small space of time where he can actually be with you, he's being replaced by a cat.

he's being dramatic, though.

"excuse me," he tuts away the black cat resting on your chest, shooing her away from the bed and takes its place on you, burying his nose in the crook of your neck, "it's my turn."

you chuckle quietly, dragging your fingers through his hair, "didn't daisy just settle down?"

chuuya lets out a huff, "she's been hogging you all week, it's only right that i get my time with you."

"well you haven't been home, daisy's been keeping me company."

"yeah yeah, now it's my time. daisy can go fuck off."

he feeds your cat when you ask him to, but will never even attempt to clean the litter box . that's on you

like i said, he doesn't really beef much with your cat, he even plays with her sometimes when you're all hanging out, watching movies or making food in the kitchen. it feels domestic to him, even.

but he gets annoyed a bit because your cat scratches at EVERYTHING. to his sofas, closets, shoes ???? hats ?????? even the cat hair its EVERYWHERE. he gets irritated when he sees the small hairs flying away when he pulls out his coat from the closet.

"how the fuck did you hair even get here?" he tries to clean off the fur from his special coat, which was covered with plastic, that he reached for from the very back of the closet. your lovely cat, daisy, was sitting gracefully on the vanity table right beside the closet, licking her paws.

chuuya looks at your cat with absolute frustration but doesn't have the heart to do anything. he grabs the lint roller from the closet and points it threateningly at the cat, "one more thing like this and i'll shave you down, ya hear me??"

he thinks your cat looks adorable when she sleeps in one of his hats, though. just make sure she doesn't knock over his wine glasses and you'll live a happy life.

╰─▸ ❝ @[akutails]'s work is not open to reposts, plagiarism, and the likes. (09/07/22). taglist: @sips-tea-cutely, @njisano, @atsucafe.

#✎ love letters #bsd x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #chuuya x reader #dazai x reader #nakahara chuuya #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #nakahara chuuya x reader #dazai osamu x reader #dazai fluff #dazai hcs #chuuya fluff #chuuya hcs #chuuya imagines #dazai imagines

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rusmii · 4 months

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OMG ILY RUNI

anyways some au ideas i had of chuuya!!

, band au - OK HEAR ME OUT GUITARIST CHUUYA OR SINGER CHUUYA!! like in his mayoi card!!! its also ironic because his va is literally part of a band SO IT MAKES SENSE!!! lowkey i can 100% see chuuya being part of a band if he wasn't a mafia executive!

, a love so beautiful au - not too sure if u watched it but its a chinese drama series called a love so beautiful!! basically theres this girl who REALLY likes this boy but he doesn't like her back so she swears to find a way and do everything she can to make him fall in love with her (she's so delusional but so cute JSHWDBH) ^_^ i'm not finished watching it but it's SO GOOD SO FAR?? there's a korean remake also on netflix but lots of people are saying that the chinese one is better!! I 100% RECOMMEND!!! PLS WATCH IF U HAVENT ALREADY

, cheater au - ok look hear me out i hate everything and anything to do w chuuya being a cheater he would NOT do that ever. hes too loyal and loves you to death :( but i just came across your cheater!chuuya writing and a few bots about it and umm. i'm kinda invested....?????? like OKAY chuuya is being stupid and decides to cheat on u (for whatever reason) and then after like 2 years you're in the ada and reunite or something because of a mission and we have an exes to lovers plot going on here 🤭🤭

, vampire au - i feel so guilty about this... BUT LIKE chuuya as a vampire is so. JSJDGBJQWJW HE WOULD BE SO HOT AS A VAMPIRE HELLO i want him to sink his teeth into my neck frfr just like a vampire love story (and no i have not read or watched twilight). but literally vampire!chuuya would just be so??? gentle and caring???? BUT i also believe he'd be a big ass flirt. idk. it just suits him that way.

, delinquent/troublemaker school au - OKAY OMG I'VE BEEN HAVING SM TROUBLEMAKER CHUUYA BRAINROT like it's confirmed in mayoi that he IS a delinquent!!!! like ur a student council and super worried for chuuya's grades because he's literally failing so u decide to tutor him?!?! mf does not understand shit but he's trying his best!!! honestly i only think he would ever get good grades in physics and sports soooo

, pirate au - i want him to use my pussy as a purse to store all his gold coins inside

I THINK IM YAPPING TOO MUCH LOL I'LL WRITE MORE THOUGH ^_^

-🍮 tsu

HOLYYY SHIT TSU THIS A LOTTTT😳😳😳 NOT COMPLAINING THOUGHT GEHWHWHEHEHEHHEHEEEEEE

(guys this has a lot of capitalization!!!)

for band au: OMGGG IMAGINE J STAR!CHUUYA... UR SO RIGHT CAUSE CHUUYAS VA CAN SING!!! SO TECHNICALLY WE'VE ALREADY HEARD CHU SING. and AajNNn GUITARIST CHUUYA TEACHING YOU HOW TO PLAY HIS ELECTRIC GUITAR IS SO YUMMY MHMHMMMM

for a love so beautiful: OOOOO I actually haven't seen the drama yet! I'm gonna put it on my to watch list!! BUT HEELPPPP I LOVE THIS CONCEPT SM. IT REMINDS ME OF CANDACE AND JEREMY. OMFGGG JEREMY!CHUUYA X CANDACE!READER?!?!?!?!?!!?

for cheater au: LMAAOOO I see you've come across my cheater!chuuya drabble 🥸🥸🥸 BUT YES LMAAOO EXACTLY!!! chuuya being dicky and reader moving on which cause dicky chuuya pain is so on my next chuuya fic list if I ever get the time to post it 😳🤭 (UR SO RIGHT ABT POTENTIAL EXES TO LOVERS!!! but lemme one up u — SECOND CHANCES BUT THE CHEATER HAS TO DO TOP 10 HARDEST CHALLENGES GIVEN BY THE READER IN ORDER TO GAIN HER FORGIVENESS😉😉😉)

for vampire au: YES IM GUILTY OF THIS TOO!!!!! I've actually been wanting to write a vamp chu fic but never got the time to 😳 MAYBE ILL WRITE IT JUST FOR U BC YOU'RE SO RIGHT AGAIANNN!!! vamp chu is so gentle and caring, humans are fragile to him so he treats you like the most breakable glass ☹️ ALSO YES flirty chuuya is MY trade mark 😫

for delinquent chuuya: YESYESYES PLS IM SO GONNA WRITE TJIS NEXT. BUT I do think chuuya is smart! just rather he doesn't care abt his studies as much bc he already knows the materials 😯! BUT BUT BUTTTT just imagine you thinking that chuuya needs a tutor, everyone's telling u "NO! don't do it! he's a bitch to work with!!" BUT he accepts your tutoring and the reason behind it?? bc he likes likes likes youuu~~~ AND HE JUST PRETENDS TO BE DUMB AF IN ORDER TO GET YOU TO KEEP TUTORING HIMM😭😭

for pirate chu: DTOPPPPP GIVING ME SO MANY CHUUYYAAA IDEASSSS. tsu. TSU. YOU'RE GKNNA BE THE REASON WHY THE X CHUUYA TAGS ARE INFLATED BY MEE!!!!!! ALSO NAAHAH pussy purse is meant for his dick and ONLY his dick🙏🙏

#TSU UR KILLING ME.#[🍮] — tsu #[ᐟᐟ☆] — tsu #[꒰ა💘] — cupids #[💌💬] — inbox #[⟢ˎˊ˗] — chatter n clatter

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djcarnationsblog · 2 years

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OKAY, HEAD CANON ME AND MY SIS MADE-

Starting from here, it’s a headcanon that Tachihara had a crush on and pined for Chuuya for about a year, it’s hilarious-

Be warned, there’s a lot of caps lock in this one, we were screaming with excitement, it was fucking stupid XD

Me: Bold

Sis: Italics

...

Btw I headcannon that at some point Tachihara developed a crush on Chuuya and pined for like, a year, before seeing that Chuuya doesn't seem interested in him like that, cried about it for three months then did his best to get rid of his feelings, which he succeeded in, and to this day, Chuuya has no clue this entire ordeal went down, cause while he is god at reading people, he has no self esteem so people liking or crushing on him is a fucking fantasy to him. But they're friends now soooo....

I I want this to be revealed in a t or d it would be beautiful Gin straight up exposes him, just "t or d?" "t" "Who was your first crush in the Mafia?" "GIN!" I fully believe this man is a hopeless romantic

LIKE- They all look at Tachihara cause they know that he tends to get crushes often cause Bisexual supremacy. but my guy is so ashamed of that whole ordeal, it was literally the most embarrassing thing he had ever experienced cause he lowkey- VERY LOWKEY- tried to court Chuuya at like, every turn. every day, and Chuuya just could not get the hint. It just got to a point where it was downright sad.

OH LORD IMAGINE GIN WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW THIS WOULD BE SO RIDICULOUS And they're (Mostly Chuuya, to Tachi) sitting there, patiently waiting and he's having a bi panic to himself-

Cause he still admits to himself that Chuuya is fucking hot. Like- the years did him fucking good my guy.

HE'S SO EMBARRASSED AND STARTS HIDING IN HIS ARMS AND MUTTERING HIS ANSWER AND GIN BEING A GOD DAMN DEVIL IS LIKE "What was that? I couldn't hear you-" and Tachihara just screeches "I LIKED CHUUYA ALRIGHT??? DON'T TEST ME-"

SPIT HIS FUCKING WINE OUT "EXCUSE ME WHAT?!? With all the disbelief in the fucking world, like, he cannot even comprehend the idea of that. Like my man looked so lost and confused-

"YES!?!?! IT TOOK LIKE, A YEAR FOR ME TO REALIZE YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW, LET ALONE LIKED ME BACK??? HOW DENSE ARE YOU????????"

"A YEAR!?!?!? YOU- WHAT- A FUCKING- HOW THE FUCK DID YOU LIKE ME!?!?!? AND FOR A YEAR!?!? A YEAR!?!?!?!"

"THERE'S A LOT TO LIKE ABOUT YOU!! I STILL LOWKEY THINK YOU'RE HOT-wait no-FUCK NOT WHAT I-NO, NOPE, NEVERMIND, FORGET IT-" Akutagawa butting in like, "Now that I think about it? Yeah, it does make sense why he'd always try to talk to you at every given day. He even gave you roses once."

CHUUYA JUST LETTING OUT THE HIGHEST PITCHED AND EMBARRASED SHRIEK KNOWN TO MAN CAUSE HE CAN'T PROCCESS ANYTHING COMING FROM HIS FUCKING MOUTH AND HE'S SO FUCKING FLUSTERED "THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS MANAGED TO FIND ME EVERYDAY!?!?! AND I STILL HAVE THAT ROSE!" Not Chuuya keeping extra good care of the things his friends give him. Like, he got that rose years ago, but it still looks lively and vibrant my dude- Also Chuuya being too dumb to realize that was a romantic gesture has me kicking-

Tachihara lets out a shriek next like, "I THOUGHT YOU THREW THAT SHIT IN THE TRASH OR SOMETHING BY NOW?? WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE IT!?!?!" He's all red from embarrassment and shit and Gin is just getting a kick out of this. And Higuchi's like, "You really like to bully him, don't you?" Gin just nods like the little mx devil they are. Tachihara's on the floor, covering his face and he's just all flustered now like somebody kill him please-

"YOU GAVE IT TO ME OF COURSE I WAS GONNA KEEP IT DUMBASS!!!" CHUUYA IS BASICALLY SCREAMING HIMSELF SILLY AND GIN WOULD BE RECORDING THIS CAUSE IT'S JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED ME!?!? WHAT EVEN IS THERE TO LIKE ABOUT ME!?!? THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE???? TACHIHARA???" Also not Chuuya accidently admitting his low self esteem issues but they don't realize until later exactly what he said and how honest he was about that question- my guy needs more love my god-

Tachihara just throwing himself at Chuuya and be like "YOU HAVE MORE THAN HALF OF THE LOWER RANKS GROVELLING AT YOUR FEET FOR A DATE, THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN!?!?! YOU'RE PRACTICALLY THE ROLE MODEL FOR HOT BITCHES IN THE PORT MAFIA!!!!" Akutagawa's coughing and wheezing cause he's trying his damndest not to laugh, Higuchi's losing her shit too and Tachihara's practically crying now. This shit derailed within seconds. he's just shaking tf out of Chuuya's shoulders too-

"WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?! STOP SHAKING ME DAMNIT! TACHIHARA!!!" THESE TWO ARE SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER AND ABSOLUTELY LOSING THEIR MINDS AND THEY'RE SO FUCKING RED IN THE FACE BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH EMBARRASSED AND FLUSTER AND JUST WTF!?!?! "YOU'RE LITERALLY FUCKING LYING YOU STUPID ASS- WHAT DO YOU MEAN GROVELING AT MY FEET!?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOT BITCHES!?!?!" Higuchi would just scream at him saying, "EXCUSE ME!?!?! YOU ARE LITERALLY THE CEO OF HOT MOTHERFUCKERS IN MY AREA, LIKE- PEOPLE WOULD PAY MILLIONS TO FUCKING CLEAN YOUR GUNS, LIGHT YOUR FUCKING CIGARETTE, OR EVEN KISS YOU ON THE HAND!!! THE AMOUNT OF POWER YOU HOLD OVER THE LOWER LEVEL HENCHMEN IS COMPARABLE TO MORI-SENSEI AND I MAY BE EXAGGERATTING JUST A BIT, BUT IT'S LIKE A FUCKING INCH AWAY FROM THAT KIND OF POWER- EVEN SOME OF THE EXECUTIVES THINK YOUR HOT- I HEARD ONE OF THEM SAY YOU WERE ONE FINE PIECE OF ASS!"

"WHAT!?!?!?!" Literally the highest pitched 'what' Chuuya has ever let come out of his mouth-

Akutagawa's crying with laughter, Tachihara's smackin' Chuuya over the head and Gin is so recording this and just wheezing. They love this, so damn much, the chaos is beautiful. Tachihara's whining and complaining about how hot and perfect Chuuya is, perfect husband material, most beautiful bitch on main street, wailing and shit and just hanging off his arm now like, "SO MANY PEOPLE LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!! WHY CAN'T YOU SEE IT YOU DENSE JACKASS-"

Chuuya is standing there, looking at his hands in disbelief and confusion before looking up at Tachihara and just screaming in his face, "IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER I THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE FOR LIKE- A WEEK-" BEFORE GOING BACK TO SCREAMING HIS ASS OFF ABOUT THIS REVELATION-

TACHIHARA DIED ON THE SPOT, PEOPLE ARE LEGITAMENTLY DYING WITH LAUGHTER. NOW TACHIHARA'S SCREAMING WITH HIM FOR A WHOLE DIFFERENT REASON, AND HE'S BURIED HIS FACE IN CHUUYA'S SHOULDER CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO FACE THE WORLD ANYMORE AND HE'S LIKE, "I WANNA GO HOOOOOOOOOOME. FAAAAAAACK!!!!"

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY AT THIS- I'M SORRY I DIDN'T NOTICE BEFORE!?!? I'M GOING TO ASSUME THAT YOU GOT OVER ME, BUT HOW DID THAT GO!?!?!" That's when Gin became an actual fucking hyena, that demonic laugh would literally haunt the two red heads for the next two months- It was such a sad question to ask cause Tachi did not handle it well at all

TACHIHARA JUST FUCKING BLANKS, FALLS BACK AND JUST COVERS HIMSELF, HE'S SO ASHAMED AND GIN JUST STRAIGHT UP EXPOSES HIM LIKE, "He cried for three months-" and just starts wheezing again like a fucking hyena. Higuchi's trying to give Tachi a hug but she's laughing her ass off and my poor boy just cryin' like, "I JUST WANTED A KISS! I WOULD HAVE BEEN SATISFIED WITH A KISS GOD DAMNIT-"

"YOU CRIED FOR THREE- YOU KNOW WHAT, TAKE YOUR FUCKING KISSES YOU DESERVE AT LEAST THAT-" Chuuya didn't even fucking hesitate. Just grabbed his face and gave him two kisses on both of his cheeks. "YOU ARE ONE OF MY FRIENDS AND I WILL SHOW MY AFFECTION HOW I FUCKING PLEASE- AND I'M SO SORRY FOR MAKING YOU CRY.“

Tachihara fucking ascends to HEAVEN. HIGUCHI'S LIKE "AAAAW" AND TACHIHARA'S SO EMBARRASSED BUT HE'S SO FUCKING HAPPY MAN, HE'S SATISFIED, HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE FEELINGS NO MORE, HE'S JUST SO HAPPY TO GET HIS KISSES. And Akutagawa finally recovers and says, "Kissing your friends should be normalized more often, to be completely fair-"

Chuuya just snaps his attention to fucking Akutagawa like, "EXACTLY! YOU FUCKING KNOW THE SHIT, YOU FUCKING GET IT! ALL OF YOU GET OVER HERE SO I CAN KISS YOUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING FACES RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD-" Imagine Tachi just starts downright crying like "My dreams have come true-"

They all got kisses that day. Best day of Tachi's fucking life. Chuuya was literally the first peak of his bi crisis, Tanizaki the second. And Tachihara's just huggin' him while Chuuya's given them all kisses and somehow this just turned into a whole 'kissin' the homies' session. Man had tears of joy I swear to god-

#GiveTachiGoodThings

#KisstheHomies

...

So. It was chaos-

I generally ship TachiTani and SKK, but this hc right here? That Tachi was pining over Chuuya for a while? I’m taking this with me to the grave. I love it so damn much. Tachihara deserves more damn content, and the idea of this just gives me so much serotonin.

#DJC Rambles #ramble rattle w/ sis #headcanon #this was so fucking hectic #take it now #or not

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kenmolly · 2 years

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chuuya with a female reader who likes affection and hugging him but is also shy. I really like your blog and writing >.<

𝄰 𝔭𝔞𝔦𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤᎓ Nakahara Chuuya x fem!reader

𝄰 𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔯𝔢᎓ fluff ‹3

𝄰 𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤᎓ non proofread so ignore any stupid mistakes please

𝄰 𝔫𝔬𝔱𝔢᎓ sorry for the delay, love! anyways, that's such a cute idea!! thank you so much for supporting my works, I'm so glad you enjoy them <33

─ chuuya adores you so soooo much

─ whenever you appear around him with your head hung low from shyness, he'd ask you if there's something wrong (even if he knows the reason)

─ due to many reasons, you'd stutter while trying to ask him for affection, which makes his heart melt. you look so cute while you're playing around with your fingers, trying to crack out a proper sentence while a huge blush is basically tattooed on your face.

─ he catches a few words that came out from your mouth, which was already enough to summarize what you're trying to tell him

─ definitely gives you all of the affection you deserve. you're his darling, after all

─ while he's working: lets you sit on his lap and cuddle, places small kisses on your forehead, neck, cheek, nose, lips, you name it

─ at home: back hugs, head pats, hand kisses, and cuddles if you're watching the tv or in bed together

─ seeing you happy is more than enough for him!! he feels so happy as well when he sees you enjoying his company

─ when you're in public, he'd have his hand somewhere around your waist or arm + random hugs

─ your shy reactions makes him melt. like, how dare you attack his heart like that??? >:(

─ would try to tell you that you don't have to be shy, but.. it doesn't work

"chuu..ya?" you slowly approached your working boyfriend, head hung low. he responded with a hum, looking at your shy figure swinging side to side. "can I, uhm- like, you know.." "mhm..?" "can i c-cuddle? with- uhm, you! p-please?" at this point, your face is so hot that could basically melt someone's hand. a soft chuckle slips out from chuuya's mouth as he turns his chair to your direction. "come here, darling." chuuya hums, patting his lap. a hint of a smile could be seen on his beautiful face. happily, you ran to your boyfriend and wrapped your body around his; it felt like two pieces of puzzle that fit each other perfectly. "thank youuuu! this is so.. comfortable.." you snuggled up against the male, placing a small kiss on his collarbone. "anything for you, honey. I'll spoil you with everything you want."

#✎ — cara writes #anime #bungo stray dogs #fanfic #bsd #bsd x reader #bsd x y/n #one shot #chuuya x y/n #chuuya x you #chuuya nakahara #chuuya x reader #headcanon #fluff #bsd fluff #chuuya fluff

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sirenascales · 3 years

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Hey, if requests are still open then could I get hcs for Chuuya and Dazai with a bisexual s/o who's an absolute flirt with all of their friends and makes amazing dirty jokes/very touchy feely (with the permission of their friends) but when it comes to people they're crushing on/dating, they can't flirt for shit without blushing? Sfw and Nsfw hcs if possible please! And only if you're comfy with it!

bye this is so fun hold up. mixed up the sfw and nsfw cause it easier! thanks so much for sending a request! i hope you like these stupid hcs omfg

-> Dazai and Chuuya with a flirty gn!s/o who gets shy around them.

so first off i feel like dazai would be super secure with you being flirty and making dirty jokes

cause he knows that you really only love him

and its part of your charm! it's very amusing to him

to see you and yosano just going back and forth with the banter and flirting

the winks and the little naughty comments between you two were funny as hell tbh

and kinda hot like 👀 two hotties heavily flirting with each other? sign him tf up!

and it honestly makes good fun to see you flirt with those such as kunikida and atsushi for very obvious reasons and dazai is eating it up!

but when it comes to him? you can't even look at him in his eyes and he is your boyfriend!!!

but... its fucking hilarious and it 100% encourages dazai's own foolishness as he now flirts with you relentlessly

will use it to his advantage 100%

"weren't you just talking all that shit to yosano earlier and now you can't even look at me"

dazai makes you nervous (in the best way) and you just loved him so much that even trying to come up with a pick up line leaves your mind basically on blue screen mode

you being so flustered as he caresses you and whisper filthy things to you is justtttt driving him insane

he does sometimes wish you can match his energy but also seeing that shift of you being so bold with others to being so shy and demure is such a turn on

its quite flattering honestly... god you were soooo hot lmao

like leave it to dazai to take you one weakness, his damn self!, and use it against you. rude.

but you wont complain too much once he takes all the shit you said to yosano earlier today and do it to you ❤

chuuya is... confused tbh

bc you're out here just living it up, getting handsy and flirty with everyone... besides him.

you wouldn't even look at him. no talking. short answers when you had to talk and it pissed him off

you even flirted with akutagawa of all people, even tho he didn't reciprocate it like... at all lmfao

so seeing you being all chummy with tachihara, touching his arm and laughing just made chuuya hot with anger and obvious jealousy

what was so wrong with him?!

nothing, cause you had a big fat crush on him but every time you even looked at him

your brain just fries and you're back to feeling like you're in high school

it was embarrassing

it was so easy for you to be close with some of the other members of the PM

it was relatively harmless, just mindless banter and fun, pervy jokes all made in jest

you didnt even have a problem with tachihara just outright grabbing your chest cause what did you do next?

grab his dick because #bros

didnt expect for chuuya to literally grab you by the back of your shirt

interrogates you and as you basically short circuit, you finally blurt it out

"its cause i fucking like you!"

...huh

you are literally about to die and you start stuttering

your face is so hot and you can feel chuuya's wide stare on you and that just makes it worse like

yeah you just confessed and yeah

you're gonna die

"of course all those thoughts come to my head when I see you but also my brain just dies so i end up not having anything to say and i look stupid"

chuuya is astounded to say the least. and happy. there wasn't anything wrong with him

then he smirks

"those thoughts, huh?"

"N-no! Nothing!"

"If they are as filthy as the things I heard you say..."

"they're not!!!"

they totally are and he knows it

"so you like it rough, huh?"

"sHuT uP!!!"

Send in your request!

#bsd x reader #dazai x reader #chuuya x reader #bsd requests #bsd headcanons #these are so dumb and i love them LMAO

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sword-dad-fukuzawa · 2 years

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might i add to today's opinion pile?

first off, as a chuuya enjoyer, i actually really liked the fact that we're getting to see actual tension and peril regarding him, cos normally he's so indestructable; like?? its so cool cos it gives a fun "character must get over hurdle" potential, yknow? also seeing trickster-schemer dazai back is just soooo enjoyable; its so fun to see him be quippy and stupid and secretly lethal when nobody's looking; i love that so much

secondly, as to the soukoku thing,,,,,,, idk, like. i know i am in the minority here, but i feel like shipping them actually diminishes the whole point of their characters, and the point of their partnership(s) (and not to get salty on main, but seeing what is, canonically, their team name with a glorious bit of wordplay at the center cough cough used as a ship name,,,, has actually really rubbed me the wrong way for a while? idk why fandom does that, and i cant *quite* define why it bothers me, but maybe it is something to do with the fact that it takes a fun interesting character dynamic that *isnt* inherently romantic, and waters it down to something that *is*)

and in a way? thats also a thing i enjoyed about this chapter that completely runs against what one would assume a soukoku (which i mean in the canon sense) enjoyer would think? the bickering, and the needling, and the teasing, barbed as it may be coming from dazai, was just so good and interesting and reminds me of chapters of old, and i LOVE that we're possibly gonna get more of their almost silent-communication-way-of-working; that just *clenches fists* makes me so happy, that we'll possibly get to see such a strange & fascinating character dynamic again

........i am rambling, and this is running long, but i guess tl;dr, i feel very odd-one-out about chuuya, and soukoku sometimes in this fandom, and 1) it's nice to see ur silly gleefulness abt the situation 2) thank you for being a nice chill blog where nothing's toxic 3) tysm for just being an awesome friend in general :D

YES OKAY YOU'VE HIT IT RIGHT ON THE NOSE, ONE OF THE REASONS THIS CHAPTER IS SO FUN: seeing Chuuya struggle. I don't think we've ever seen Chuuya really struggle before in the manga. Even when the ADA is kicking his ass, it's more comical than anything and he's not really framed as the protagonist in those situations, more the villain, and he's never been in danger of dying before. Which makes this chapter fuckin delicious.

AND YES!! I HAVE MISSED GLEEFUL JACKASS DAZAI LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. Depressing, so-smart-he's-a-plot-device Dazai is just. Not what I loved him for when I started watching. I've missed him so much.

And hell yea! I get the most enjoyment out of soukoku when they're platonic/vaguely homoerotic but never outright romantic. Romantic soukoku, as you've said, can feel almost reductive; to me, it feels incredibly OOC to the point where it's barely Chuuya and Dazai anymore, so I rarely read it. I feel like they're the epitome of this young-closeted-queer-experience, when you have this intense, fraught, and indescribably queer relationship with someone in your teens that sticks with you as you grow up (and often ends badly). Non-romantic soukoku is so important to me in a way I can't describe and you are SO VALID for enjoying them that way.

And. And. UNO REVERSE REYNI YOU ARE ALSO LOVELY AND AWESOME AND THANK YOU FOR BEING SO :))))

#ryeni :0 #hehe i love being able to talk about bsd without getting attacked #its such a nice change of pace from other fandoms

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