#church: he/him

[heroesriseandfall]

Pre-teen Tim Drake as a hidden spectator to 80s New Teen Titans is so funny to me. That Dick Grayson-obsessed kid would absolutely be following all their exploits which makes it so much more amusing that their media presence is basically:

“Interview with model Starfire and Titans leader Nightwing!”

“Starfire kills a man.”

“Starfire is found innocent and declares her love for Nightwing on live TV!”

“Wonder Girl claims The Church of Brother Blood is evil and we’re all being brainwashed.”

“Nightwing invites you to join the Church of Brother Blood!”

Who needs to follow Batman when your entertainment during boarding school can be whatever the hell is going on in Titans Tower.

#if 11-12 year old Tim saw Nightwing earnestly telling him to join the church of brother blood. would he do it? JK…unless #new teen titans #dick grayson #tim drake #ntt #koriand’r #heroesriseandfall #funny business

[canarybell]

Stumbled upon another "Crowley is always the one saving Aziraphale, when will Aziraphale save Crowley for a change?" post.

And my only question was, did I just Imagine these moments or what?....

#good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #yep it might be less in a quantity sense #but both of these moments are about Aziraphale literally saving Crowley's life #like not just saving him from discorporation (which is nasty but far from being deadly) or cleaning his clothes from a stain #but rescuing Crowley from Hell's punishment in S2E4 and saving him from danger of robbing a church (which could get Crowley killed) in S1E3 #Say whatever you want about Aziraphale #but stating 'he never saved Crowley on screen throughout two seasons" is just factual inaccuracy

[wispedvellichor]

the arc of fourteen reacting to spice up your life like NPH personally kicked his dog to fifteen telling the Baby Eating Goblins to *Hit it Janice* so he could be a part of the DW Camp Evil Musical (TM) is particularly so endearing to me

#my guy has reached the acceptance phase of grief #if theres the doctor theres gonna be gay evil dancers #and he wants to be a gay (not so)evil dancer #and i love him for that #the church on ruby road #doctor who #whovian #fifteenth doctor #ruby sunday #rtd #fourteenth doctor

[grahamobrien13]

I can't believe that there are people out there who don't see Supernatural as a love story between a man and an angel. Like, how embarrassing.

#like my dad watched supernatural but does he know the impact of Destiel? #no because he stoppednwatching after season 4. #and like the pastor from my mom and dads church? #him watching it was the only reason my parents let me watch it #but DOES HE KNOW? #NO! #idk man. #i just have thoughts okay #supernatural #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #deancas

[phoenxwright]

norwegian black metal toki please return my calls

#metalocalypse #toki wartooth #dethklok #phoenxwright art #Like I'm a little obsessed with him like can he burn down a church while i watch #i like when he yell #you don't gotta look so sad pouty pout...

[fantastic-nonsense]

Shadow and Bone changing Inej's first kill is the only change I'll defend with my life because the symbolism of her first kill being from a balcony IN A CHURCH to save Kaz's life and Kaz looking at her like he's just found religion while reassuring her that it's okay and she just saved his life........

#it's about how she's always watching over him!!! it's about how she was willing to compromise her morals and beliefs to protect him!!!!! #it's about how she protects him with the Saints that HE gave her (her knives) *IN A CHURCH!!!* #it's about implicitly linking her first kill to that bit in CK where she's watching over Kaz from the rafters while he fights the Dregs!!! #I simply don't care that Show!Kaz was softer in that moment than he reasonably should have been; WE DESERVED THAT! #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #shadow and bone #otp: on the seas and in the city

[itsyouch]

I hate this mfr.

#rvb #rvb wash #rvb washington #washington rvb #red vs blue #reb vs blue washington #washington red vs blue #agent washington #agent washington rvb #rvb agent washington #red vs blue agent washington #agent washington red vs blue #Hes the reason DOUNUT IS DEAD #I HATE HIM SO MUCH #AND HE BROUGHT THE META AND RUINED EVERYTHING JUST TO SAVE HIS SORRY ASS FROM JAIL #oopsie i started seeing red #anyways yeah #i hate him #ONE MORE THING HE ALSO REPLACED CHURCH #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #>:(

[ancient-romes]

its an absolute fucking crime they didn't keep this in

#rvb #red vs blue #chucker #lavernius tucker #leonard church #“I wish you were staying” “we have a lot of history” GOING INSANE #THIS IS THE LAST TIME THEY EVER SAW EACH OTHER :( #Church saying tucker is basically the only reason blood gulch is tolerable. this is the closest thing to a confession as we'll ever get #Also Tucker loves junior so much i love him #he gotta find his kid!!!!!

[ryllen]

miscellaneous

#my time at sandrock #mtas #mtas unsuur #mtas fang #mtas qi #mtas logan #mtas x #mtas pebbles #mtas rocky #mtas krystal #mtas jasmine #mtas andy #fanart #rocky and krystal is the spouse material we need but don't deserve #i hope they fix fang's Relapse mission on switch should i skip or should i not skip there's cutscene u see #not that i pay much attention on which hand a character uses in my drawing #but unsuur who quietly hides talent maybe ambidextrous #always find it funny how pebbles is left sitting alone at the back seat of the church #i just sneak him snacc so he can sin a lil' while waiting #i like pebbles #i even tried to invite him to my birthday but he quickly called his mom 🤣 #i feel like unsuur clenching his fist bcs he can't name his child pebbles now

[astrobei]

*hozier plays ominously in the background*

#i’ve been listening to him a lot lately. is it obvious #anyways pretend he is kneeling #i didn’t feel like drawing the legs. #i’m also never drawing armor again. why did i choose chainmail armor #i’ve never drawn armor before. or chainmail. or METAL #was too impatient to learn how before tackling this vision. #anyways #something meaty for the main course etc etc etc #someone take this boy to church #etc etc. #mike wheeler #byler #<- it’s not actually but like yk. #cleradin #<- kinda. #/astro draws #i need to post this before i hate it too much. #eiegegwhehehehehefhehhegsfdhhdg.

[canisalbus]

Trying to imagine if the Pope in Machette's universe is, like, a Pomeranian, and thus shrinks down to a fraction of his original size when wet. Like it rains and everyone is like 'oh, Your Holiness. Oh no'

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#I'm sorry I'm unearthing an ask from july I didn't get around to publishing this back then but it has haunted me ever since #yes #his holiness musn't get wet #I haven't really locked down the pope's design yet #initially I visioned him as an old greying bloodhound but then someone suggested spinone italiano for the bearded look #and I haven't been able to decide #big imposing good looking guy in his prime but now shrunken and hunched over and a little senile #mostly good natured but not really interested in running the church #but he liked Machete when he was just a priest and his assistant so he made him a cardinal and personally appointed him to a high position #so he's just constantly scurrying around and trying to keep everything rolling under the rule of a idgaf pope #answered #torn-by-dreams

[comfymoth]

and to you, my favorite character, i give the highest honor i can bestow………… an incredibly specific religious headcanon

#qq is catholic. obviously. he went every sunday for his entire youth and only stopped going somewhat recently (bc he got lazy) #(he’s still very catholic) #(wears a st benedicts bracelet and everything) #roier was raised catholic but stopped going to church as soon as abueloier gave him the choice (when he was about a pre-teen) #he remembers most of the saints. but only vaguely #cellbit’s been inside a church once. shortly after he got out of prison. he doesn’t know what denomination it was #(he knows he asked for a blessing instead of receiving communion) #and jaiden was raised gnostic. very earth-loving and hippy-ish

[moeblob]

Sorry I forgot Hanneman suggested Byleth undress after they show up with a different hair color. And I miss Hanneman. And also while swapping between Houses and Hopes and seeing Hanneman pop up to help in a Hopes paralogue is just devastating since he doesn't ever actually join you at all and I am denied my old man rights.

So I had to draw this. Thank you for understanding.

#fe three houses #byleth #hanneman von essar #i like that Byleth just kinda stares at him and he realizes WHAT HE SAID and the implications and is like #step back uh forget that I said that #like man so zoned in on research he blurts that out and has to backtrack mentally to AH socially bad to say that my bad #if i need to tag this as anything lemme know even though it is a conversation in game basically (minus the marriage) #also if you have never married hanneman i genuinely enjoyed his s support and was VERY surprised and hes just #honestly one of my favorites overall in 3h ?? and im still bummed i cant play as him in thropes like thats just mean #also i think if byleth was like oh well if its awkward to see someone undress randomly #then marriage would solve the awkwardness this is truly the best deduction #which is really funny that i can see it happening with both leths despite my hc of them #with fyleth as bi and myleth as ace i think both would just be like AH cool we can avoid awkwardness by marriage #and hanneman just wants to go lie down in a ditch because he said something like that #and and byleth doesnt even know about religion while working at church school they dont know about school regulations #that wasnt really on their mind to check ok just saying you could tell byleth no to something #and then they just go oh school policies i understand unfortunately #and the person is like no we just meant its frowned upon to do archery practice in the tea garden its not technically illegal just dont??

[royalarchivist]

Fit: You know... There's a reason I'm a loner, that I'm a nomad, that I go from place to place. 'Cuz everywhere I go, people die. Fit: I'm just- I'm a walking bad omen.

I know Fit probably said this as a joke and it wasn't meant to be that deep, but I've got a shovel and I'm ready to dig, because this comment fits his QSMP cubito way too well.

[ Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]

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Fit: I had nothing to do with any of this! I had nothing to do with any of this! [He notices the Allays trapped in a room and gasps] Ohhh– C'mon, get out of here– You're gonna burn to death! Get out of here.

Fit: This is why I don't walk into churches. This is why I don't walk into churches, for this reason. You know– 'cuz it- it would just burn down. It would just burn down if I walked right in. This is what happens. I'm an unholy man.

[The sound of villagers dying]

Fit: Oh yeah, they're all dead. They're f- they're doomed. They are DOOMED.

Dono: You showed up and the mansion burned itself down, made a crack about never walking into churches, then thunder happened? Your manifestation skills are too damn high dude.

Fit: You know– ok, I'm a little cursed. I'm a little cursed, as you can clearly see. You know... There's a reason I'm a loner, in Minecraft, that I'm a nomad, that I go from place to place. 'Cuz everywhere I go, people die. Ehh... you know? I'm just- I'm a walking bad omen. I'm a walking bad omen. Look at this sht. It's- it- ugh...

Fit: These things happen.

#FitMC #Fit #March 6 2024 #QSMP #He was actually playing on his personal MC server at the time #but he's made the church burning down joke before while on QSMP #so I'm like ''🤔 How can I turn this into lore? 🤔'' #Spitballing here but I think it would be very interesting if q!Fit felt like he was cursed because all this bad luck kept happening to him #and the people around him #and people kept dying #So maybe that's one of the reasons he wound up in 2b2t #Either by choice or by force #edited #sorry for the back to back Fit clips #I have others I want to post but these were shorter and relevant to current events #not this one though this one I'm just posting for my own sake if I'm being honest #banger lines #subtitles

[percycoolguy]

tucker voice Haha woah hey ladies am i interrupting something haha nah its cool you two get back to your lovers quarrel ill just stand right here and enjoy the view

#rvb #red vs blue #leonard church #agent texas #lavernius tucker #chex #chexer #? #tucker can sense an opportunity to make churchs life worse within a five mile radius #Tucker has incredible couples counseling skills all he has to do is open his mouth and they stop fighting to beat the shit out of HIM istea #d #new and improved art tag

[high-voltage-rat]

something I do appreciate about red vs blue is its particular brand of “came back wrong”. you were brought back, but you’re just a memory of the person you’re supposed to be. you’re just the expectations of them. you’re just the pieces everyone else saw and remembered. you’re tough like the original, but you’ll always fail no matter how tough you are, because the original failed, too. you’ve got a personality like the original, but it’s not quite right because you didn’t actually live the life they did. there’s this person you love- who you would kill or suffer or die for- but you don’t know why, you just know you’re supposed to be together because that’s what you were made for.

#thinkin abt tex and epsilon at 4am on a thursday #anyway thinkin about the fact that tex and church were never *actually* together outside of blood gulch #she tried to save alpha. she failed. he didn't know who she was and she was forced to leave him. #but realistically? he'd never met her before. because she wasn't allison and he wasn't leonard #they were both just copies that knew who they were supposed to be #and epsilon never met tex. he only had the copy based on alpha's muddled memories. #and then when he brought her back... she was just even more wrong because she was a memory of a memory #and even with all of alpha's memories #epsilon wasn't alpha. he was someone different because he'd been through different things #alpha didn't remember what was done to him. epsilon did. alpha didn't know what he'd lost. epsilon did. #alpha lived his life. had relationships with the reds and blues. epsilon just remembered it. #and with that in mind you have to wonder... #what did tex actually remember? who did she think she was? what did she think the director and alpha were to her? #because epsilon had alpha's memories but beta didn't even have that. #anyway yeah roommate agreed to experience rvb with me and we watched seasons 1-10 together and hooboy #I'm back on my bullshit #red vs blue #rvb #Agent Texas #tex rvb #Leonard Church #church rvb #epsilon rvb #alpha rvb #beta rvb