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efastforward123 · 18 days

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Struggling in Chemistry? You're not alone.

#chemstruggles #sciencememes #studentlife #chemistryjokes

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acsec · 1 year

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i have a chemistry joke 😂 Two men walk into a chemistry bar. One man orders water. The other says, “I’ll have TEA.” — The second man dies. #amazingadventuresofbeaujethro #filipinoscientist #chemistry #chemistryjokes #experiment #research #spillthetea (at Mulhouse, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnRSWeKtpo8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#amazingadventuresofbeaujethro #filipinoscientist #chemistry #chemistryjokes #experiment #research #spillthetea

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mugbarista · 1 year

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garyhorsman · 2 years

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Hey! It’s #Inktober2022 Day 5: Flame. You or someone you know probably did something like this in the 80s or 90s. • #ChemistryJokes #inktober #digitalart #digitaldoodle #digitaldrawing #digitalillustration #procreate #doodlebygary #iluvurmug #everymugisluvable https://www.instagram.com/p/CjVWDYXu19x/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#inktober2022 #chemistryjokes #inktober #digitalart #digitaldoodle #digitaldrawing #digitalillustration #procreate #doodlebygary #iluvurmug #everymugisluvable

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iluvurmug · 2 years

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Hey! It’s #Inktober2022 Day 5: Flame. You or someone you know probably did something like this in the 80s or 90s. • #ChemistryJokes #inktober #digitalart #digitaldoodle #digitaldrawing #digitalillustration #procreate #doodlebygary #iluvurmug #everymugisluvable https://www.instagram.com/p/CjVV76Ju71Q/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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komalimam · 2 years

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monstika · 2 years

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“I’ve got my ion you” - 🦁 . . . #dadjokes #puns #cutedrawings #kawaiiart #seal #seals #sealion #sealife #ion #chemistrymemes #chemistryjokes #punstagram #punintended #かわいい #lion #lions https://www.instagram.com/p/CfznmfnP_c9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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sciencefor · 3 months

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Because it's Punny Friday...

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PQRST UVWXYZ

#punnyfriday #sciencejokes #chemistryjokes #alphabet #water

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lucydonato · 8 months

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[forced laughter]

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catluvus · 11 months

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chemistryonline24 · 1 year

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A homologous series is a sequence of organic compounds that have the same functional group and similar chemical structures, but differ in their carbon chain length and molecular mass. The members of a homologous series show a gradual increase in the number of carbon atoms in their molecule, and this increase is usually accompanied by a corresponding increase in their physical and chemical properties.Examples of homologous series include alkanes, alkenes, alcohols, and carboxylic acids. The members of these series are classified based on the type of functional group present in their molecule, and the properties of each member can be predicted based on its place in the series.Homologous series are important in organic chemistry because they provide a way to understand and predict the behavior of similar compounds. This information can be used in a wide range of applications, such as the design of new drugs and the development of new materials.Save this for later.Click the below to read more information:-https://chemistryonline.org/properties-of-alcohols/tag , like , share , comment , save, follow @chemistryonline24#ScienceWorld #sciencenews #homologousseries #sciencefacts #sciencecenter #sciencefun #sciencerocks #sciencefair #science #ScienceLife #sciencealert #sciencelab#chemistry #ChemistryLab #chemistryscience #chemistryday #chemistryjokes #chemistryclass #chemistrystudent #chemistrylover #chemistryeducation #biochemistry #chemistryisfun #chemistrytutor #chemistrymajor#organicchemistry #organicchemistry2 #organicchemistryclass #organicchemistrylab #scicomm #usa #canada #caribbean #england #sciencewriting #scienceandtechnology #scienceeducation #share #likeforlikes #comment

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efastforward123 · 18 days

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Sodium Chloride: The good, the bad, and the salty

#sciencememe #chemistryjokes #learnsciencewithmemes #sciencefacts #sodiumchloride

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drbnrj · 2 years

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spencersglasses · 4 years

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Blood Type: B Positive

A/N: *GIF ISNT MINE* sup y’all! i literally haven’t written since middle school (i'm going into junior year). i just wrote this based on my experience a few days ago, i’m terrified of needles and getting blood taken. i did a little puny spin on it to make it a little better :) hope y'all enjoy <3

Couple: Spencer Reid/Reader

Category: FLUFFY FLUFF

Warnings: Lots of Bad Puns, (Fear of) Needles, Getting Blood Drawn, Hospital/Clinic Environment

Word Count: 1,493

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“I don’t know if I can do this, Spencer.” I continuously looked back at him and down at my lap. I was obviously nervous, judging by my bouncing leg and constant fidgeting.

I have to get my blood drawn today and even though my day job surrounds me with blood and tears, the moment someone mentions a needle coming anywhere towards me, I feel like passing out. Spencer could see how obviously this was bothering me. I felt his hand on my now profusely shaking thigh as we sat on the most uncomfortable clinic lobby chairs to exist.

“I’ll be there with you every step of the way alright? I've already let the doctors know about how you’re feeling today and they’ve allowed me to stay with you when it happens.” Spencer pulled me out of my thoughts as he gave me a small squeeze on the thigh. I shoot him a soft, slightly fake smile before returning to my thoughts involuntarily.

All I can think about is how the foreign object is actually going to be inside my skin, the needle, inside me. What if they can’t find a vein immediately, what if they just keep jabbing into my arm to find a vein and they accidentally rip open one of them and I bleed out right there? What if-

“Y/F/N? Y/F/N Y/L/N?” a nurse called out from the front desk as I felt my heart drop. Spencer could clearly see the absolute terror in my eyes so he took one of my fidgeting hands in his as he helped me up. I complied, no matter how badly I wanted to just run out the door.

As we entered the back room, I felt Spencer give my hand a squeeze of reassurance, earning a small, more genuine, smile from me.

The room was painted white, sectioned off into 3 different areas, 2 were occupied with other patients getting their blood drawn. The sight of someone getting their blood drawn made me weak at my knees, knowing I’m next. The floor was mostly tiled, alternating between green and white-colored tiles. The walls were speckled with small posters, some identifying the different uses and bottles of blood that could be taken, others with generic quotes. The area that we were taken to was the farthest away from the little lobby we were in before.

“You can go ahead and sit right here,” the lady nurse motioned at the light brown cushioned chair attached to the floor, the arms being the type that would curve inward towards the person sitting down, used for these exact scenarios. “You can stand beside her if you want.” She smiled towards Spencer. Spencer sent her a nod and quick thank you as she walked off to go grab, what I presumed, were supplies.

As I sat down, my damn leg started bouncing again, gaining a sympathetic look from Spencer. I looked up at him, seeing the cogs in his brain turning before his mouth turned into a slight grin.

“Did you know that research from YouGov Omnibus reports show that about 59% of Americans enjoy puns?” Spencer spoke, averting my attention away from the 5 blood canisters on the table beside me. I let out a slight chuckle, understanding, and appreciating his new method of distracting me.

“I’m guessing we fall into that category?” I questioned back, earning a small grin from him. “Tell me your worst pun,” I add, giving in to the distraction. It looked as if he was deep in thought for a second.

“What did I say to the boiling pot of water on the stove?”

“I don’t know Spence, what did you say??” I say sarcastically, although I was eager to hear his response. He chuckled to himself,

“Rest in peace water, you will be mist.” We both erupted into a small fit of laughter, making sure to cover my mouth to not bring too much attention towards myself.

“That physically hurt to listen to, oh my god,” I say as I’m slowly coming down from my laughs. “But I’ve got a better one.” Spencer cocked a single eyebrow at me, waiting for my response.

“What do you call a classroom lesson on serial killers?”

“Criminology?” Spencer joked, earning a glare from me. “I don’t know Y/N, what do you call a classroom lesson on serial killers?”

“A Hannibal Lecture!” We erupted once again, a bit louder than before. Out of the corner of my eye, I spotted the nurse making her way back to me. I lightly smacked Spencer’s arm to signal him that we need to calm down. Thankfully, we somewhat calmed down by the time the nurse returned.

“I see you’ve calmed down a bit.” The nurse pointed out, smiling sweetly at me. I returned the smile with a small yeah, eyeing Spencer. He was still quietly giggling to himself. I shot him a playful glare to get him to calm down because if he was laughing, I was bound to start laughing as well. “I’m just going to tie this around your right arm, by doing this, I’m making your veins pop out so I don’t have to go digging in your arm to find one.”

As soon as the words left her mouth, I felt my stomach drop slightly. I gave her a nod and I felt Spencer give my left hand, which was currently intertwined with his, a little reassuring squeeze.

“Okay, I’ve found a vein,” she stated calmly. I felt my blood pressure rise a bit. “I’m now going to disinfect the area. I’ll let you know when I’ve inserted the needle into your arm, alright?” she stated again. I sent her another nod as I averted my attention to Spencer. He’s smiling down at me, finally calming down fully from his little giggle attack. I sent him a little squeeze, signaling him to distract me as the lady entered a huge needle into my arm.

He took the hand that he was holding and carefully laid a kiss on top of it, making sure not to make me move my other arm. The grin I gave him then was probably one of the biggest and most genuine smiles I’ve given him today. This man really knows how to calm someone down.

“I’m inserting the needle now.” The lady states. I immediately closed my eyes, feeling a tight pinch on my arm. I involuntarily let out a small ow, making Spencer chuckle again. As my body begins to adapt to the tight fabric around my upper arm and the obvious needle inside of me, I send Spencer another glare. He just gives my hand another kiss and holds it against his cheek, our fingers still intertwined. We sat in a weirdly-comfortable silence for another minute or so.

“That’s it, you’re free to go!” the lady exclaims, causing me to open my eyes to see the 5 vials of my own blood. “I’m going to remove the needle from your arm now,” she states again as I watch her remove it, feeling calmer and a bit embarrassed at my anxieties that melted away so quickly. She then asked me to hold a small cotton ball over the puncture, causing me to let go of Spencer, putting a small amount of tape over it to secure it. I already felt my arm becoming sore. She then led us out the little corridor, to the lobby door. I waved and said a quick thank you before speed walking out.

“Wow, you really wanna get out of here, don’t you?” Spencer questions, mockingly. I send him a quick “yup” before walking out of the clinic. I then turn around and throw him the keys of the car, prompting that he should drive because of my already sore arm. Although Spencer’s kind of a smart ass sometimes, he was a complete and utter gentleman, coming over to open my door for me. I say a quick thank you before making my way into the car carefully.

As he enters the car, he doesn’t start it immediately, instead sits down and stares at me, lovingly, for a quick second. I mimicked his early gesture, cocking an eyebrow at him not starting the car. He looks me up and down and says,

“You know what you are Y/N? You’re copper tellurium.” He says nonchalantly, as he then starts the car. It takes you a second to realize what he said, knowing that chemistry has never been your strong suit.

“Copper tellurium?” you say out loud. As you buckle your seat belt, it hits you. “Oh! I’m cute? Awe Spence.” You feel your heart warm at the small pick up line Spencer just used on you. As Spencer pulls out of the parking spot, a slight blush covers his face.

“Well, Iodine Lutetium Vanadium Uranium” I responded, sheepishly. Spencer once again chuckles before intertwining our fingers,

“I love you too.”

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sssoullessportrait · 3 years

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chemdude035 · 3 years

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