I got caught up in a long Facebook conversation about plate tectonics and it inspired two new jokes. I am quite proud of one of them, and the other is a terrible pun that I hope will be adopted by others who will in turn inflict it on the people they love.
Joke #1
The Indian tectonic plate sidled up to the Asian tectonic plate and said, "Psst! Wanna get high?"
Joke #2
A poultry farmer got a fresh delivery of birds for his farm and was amazed to find that the new rooster was capable of producing eggs.
He named this remarkable rooster Everest, because Himalayan.