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kanobeanz · 9 months
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I MADE A HEATHERS WALLPAPER
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mybabywriting · 9 months
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oy with the poodles already!
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apollos-polls · 24 days
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writingpromptneeds · 7 months
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'heathers' (1988) prompts. 🧨
'I'll think about it...' 'You're such a pillowcase.' 'Think I'd probably miss my own birthday for a date...' 'What are you gonna do with the money?' 'A true friend's work is never done...' 'There are no stupid questions.' 'Yeah, well, the extreme always seems to make an impression.' 'You were nothing before you met me.' 'Thank you, that was my first game of strip croquet.' 'I just killed my best friend...' 'What a waste.' 'Let's go get a slushie.' 'It's more tasteful than it sounds.' 'Listen, my 'Bonnie and Clyde' days are over.' 'Oh, you're so smart.' 'Look, you believed it, because you wanted to believe it.' 'Is this as good for you as it is for me?' 'Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling...' 'You know, some days it's great to be alive.' 'I've really missed you.' 'Nice guys finish last...' 'All we want is to be treated like human beings.' 'My whole life is a mess...' 'If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host.' 'Don't talk to me like that, okay?' 'You were wrong, and I was right!' 'Do you think you're a rebel?' 'I can't believe you did it!' 'We could have toasted some marshmallows together!' 'You didn't say 'Simon says'...' 'Do you think that just because you started this thing you can end it?' 'You wanna clean slate as much as I do!' 'Color me impressed...' 'You...you've got power...'
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Plagg - Chaos (Me, I'm Chaos) Is What Killed the Dinosaurs, Darling
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The response to this prompt comes to us from @deinde-prandium!
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This is more of an prologue than a summary, but I couldn't help myself...
They’ve asked for this story about five hundred times now. What’s more, they seem to react to every detail the exact same way every time they hear it. 
Selective amnesia. Plagg’s convinced it’s the only explanation. 
And yet, there’s something in the way they ask that always makes the kwami cave. Plagg might be a god, but not even gods are immune to a well-executed plea. 
Or it could just be that it’s Adrien and Marinette’s kids who are doing the pleading, with their annoyingly adorable puppy dog eyes. It’s funny to watch when they use the look on Tikki (though why they’re asking for extra dessert instead of extra camembert remains a mystery), but for oneself to be the target of such weaponized cuteness…
“Pretty pretty pretty please??” the children beg. 
Dammit. 
“All right, all right,” Plagg relents with a sigh. “But I’m not pausing midway through because Hugo needs to use the bathroom again. You need to pee, you go do it now.”
“Yay!” they cheer. Hugo races down the hall as quickly as he can, and Emma and Louis snuggle into their beds as they wait for their brother to return. 
Once Hugo is back (and it’s been confirmed that he washed his hands before leaving the bathroom), Plagg flicks off the overhead light. A moonbeam filters in through the bay window of the kids’ shared bedroom, and the kwami steps into it like a spotlight as they begin their tale. 
“It all started about 66 million years ago. Cheese hadn’t been invented yet, so…”
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sillyvisioncorner · 11 months
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and I'm jumping on the trend lol
can't draw hands to save my life
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"Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count"
"Chaos was great, Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs darling"
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jennycalendar · 4 months
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just watched heatgers and the 'chaos is great darling chaos is what killed the dinosaurs' line -> ethan rayne. also i dont know if youve noticed but in new man giles briefly looks like he thinks ethans talking to him when ethans flirting with the waitreds
oh i literally made it the first clip in my giles/ethan fanvideo. i promise you i think about that moment every day of my life.
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dreamsinthewitchouse · 9 months
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Kay???? What is Chaos Is What Killed the Dinosaurs, Darling??? Please explain yourself.
(It sounds delicious and fun and intriguing and I'd love to hear anything you're willing to share<333 is a nicer way of putting it also hahaha.)
Hope you've been well!
Bri, my sweet! 🦖💕
Chaos Is What Killed the Dinosaurs, Darling is the Jurassic Park AU I've been talking/complaining about for almost two years now, but I'd be happy to give you a little snippet! Basically it's Steve as Sattler, Nat as Grant and Bucky as Malcom, and then... some plot happens? 😅 It's still in its bare bones stage, and Idk if it'll ever amount to anything, but here goes:
“Fire!”
The earth shakes, and a flock of birds takes flight somewhere up ahead. Steve flexes his jaw, the boom of the ground penetrating sonar ringing in his ears. It’s been a long day — scratch that, a long two weeks — with the Montana sun beating down his back, getting more merciless by the day. 
His partner is already by the tent, looking intently at a computer perched on top of an empty beer case. Steve watches Natasha tap the side of the screen with two fingers, frowning at it. 
“Steve, c’mere!” 
Sweat stings his eyes, and he wipes them with the hem of his shirt as he makes his way over. Scott, their technician (or, demolition expert, as he likes to call himself), gives Steve the thumbs up and wheels the sonar unit further away before entering the tent himself. 
Ask me about my WIPS?
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basicallylilballofbat · 8 months
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If chaos is what killed the dinosaurs darling what killed the chaos, is it all one big game of rock chaos dinosaurs
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“Chaos was great. Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
Plankton
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sunflowerfilms · 2 years
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chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling
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peterfankoffski · 8 months
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what's your damage?
Chapter 1: Let's Make This Beautiful
just one day after finishing encore @vesperione and I already have. more
Summary: Come senior year, Grace Chasity had it all. Good status, popular friends, and an almost willing relationship with Max Jagerman. It fell so far from normalcy that Hatchetfield High could turn to chaos. But who said that that could be a bad thing? Of course, chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
Read it on AO3!
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lilbunnyryu · 10 months
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Ok but this cat gives of chaotic vibes
And chaos is what killed the dinosaurs darling ❤️
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fictionbish · 7 months
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Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
-Jason Dean (Christian Slater), Heathers, 1987
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demi-the-demon · 1 year
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❝chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.❞
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"Heathers" Quotes, as Said by Supernatural Characters
*** Content warning: Heathers contains dark themes such as murder, suicide, mental illness, etc. Please note that most of these quotes contain infamously dark humor!
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Sammy: What is your damage, Dean??
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Azazel: The extreme always seems to make an impression.
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Young!Sammy: Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination...
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Young!Dean: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
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John Winchester: Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.
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Sammy: How very.
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Bobby: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
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Castiel: Greetings and salutations.
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Dean, to Sam: I say we just grow up, be adults, and die.
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Gabriel: I really don’t like my family...
Sam: I don’t really like your family, either.
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Crowley: Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
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Sam: Grow up. You think I’ll drink your blood just because you call me chicken?
Ruby: …
Sam: Gimme your arm, jerk.
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Chuck, about Becky: She’s my best friend. God, I hate her.
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Literally everyone: You look like hell.
Dean: Yeah? I just got back.
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Dean, to Soulless!Sam, probably: You’re a rebel? You think you’re a rebel?? You’re not a rebel, you’re fucking psychotic!
Soulless!Sam: You say “toh-may-toh”, I say “toh-mah-toh”.
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Dean: I don’t patronize bunny rabbits...
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Lucifer, in Sam’s head: I like it. It’s got that what-a-cruel-world let’s-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience.
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Crowley: We'll, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa to you?
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Castiel: If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?
Jack: Probably,,,,,
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Demon!Dean, to Sam: I was teasing. I loved you! 'Course, I was coming up here to kill ya…
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Castiel: Crowley, that knife is filthy.
Crowley: What do you think I’m gonna do with it, take out his tonsils?????
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Jack: This may seem like a really stupid question…
Dean: There are no stupid questions.
Jack: You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on Earth and say they’re going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?
Dean: ...That’s the stupidest question I’ve ever heard.
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Rowena: Why can’t you just be a son? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?
Crowley: Because I can be.
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