#catgirlwheels

[the--plant]

So many hats

ehehehehe and i have just added the other 2 badges i got >:D

#catgirlwheels #asks #<3 #sorry if you sent this a while ago idk why tumbler isnt sending me notifications about this stuff :/

[olruggioofthetorch]

I don't remember why I have this on my phone but I'm pretty sure it's your fault so here have it again

Ya make a few horny posts about bayonetta and ya never live it down

#gwen asks #catgirlwheels #I'm not mad i'm cackling

[vampirecatboy]

Hello please tell us about Amaury and Bao

guh.. buh...

ahem, anyway lol

first off Amaury

his mom is a tiefling, and his dad is a merman, he's met neither. i originally planned for him to be raised by fairy vampires after his mom abandoned him in a fairy ring, but i'm instead going back to my original plan of them just being regular vampires, because i found out warlocks can have vampire patrons and i fell in love with the idea of Amaury serving the vampire that raised him (Josephine) and them having just the cutest relationship

originally, his patron was one of Josephine's thralls, Ariel, and Amaury was just so in love with him and wanted to be turned so they could be together forever, but Ariel kind of strung him along, then shacked up with some fairy vixen and broke Amaury's heart

so Amaury went crying to Josephine, who chewed Ariel out and maybe kicked his ass in a vampiric duel and took over as Amaury's patron, and now she's his mommy in the maternal sense, and in the warlock patron sense lol

as part of his deal with her, he finds her victims blood bags people to drink from, and helps her plan fancy vampire balls, because he's got an eye for aesthetics that she likes

oh what else what else

he's a TA at a magical college who got in trouble after he bit a student, but the student was a dick so it was morally correct, you know how it is with demons and fish men and demon fish men

now onto Bao! i haven't drawn him yet, but i found the perfect face claim a while ago and fell in love with him and was just itching to use him as inspiration:

(his name is Tony Thornburg, he's a model if you can believe it, link to the tweet the photo is from)

so Bao looks like /that/ lol, Ariel who? he's a former pirate queen, current pirate king, who had Josephine turn him into a vampire so he could sail for as long as possible, while remaining spry. his crew is made up of non-vampires, so his ship can still be maintained in the daylight

so as for how he and Amaury met... after Amaury got his heart broken, Josephine wanted to help him feel better, so she told him to go for a nighttime swim on a night she knew Bao's ship was nearby and to "make friends of the sailors" (btw part of being half merfolk is that Amaury can adapt to water by transforming his legs into a merfolk tail)

Amaury went swimming, came across Bao's ship and decided to make an entrance by diving down deep, then building momentum, swimming up and out of the water, high enough that he was able to grab onto the edge of the boat and startle the people on deck (no one expects a blue-skinned, behorned mercreature to leap out the water and say hello in the middle of the night lol)

but anyway, they pull him onboard, and call their captain (Bao) who comes out of the captain's cabin to see Amaury just hanging out and hey like.... pirates and merfolk are a match made in heaven so he was instantly intrigued by this sad wet little man on his ship

they get to talking, Bao asks where Amaury came from and Amaury tells him about Josephine so instantly Bao knows Amaury is cool, so he gets him some blankets and takes him back to his cabin, and Amaury's got his legs back but uh... clothes don't come with you when you transform lol, so Amaury is just fully naked wrapped in a blanket in Bao's cabin

and like Amaury is still hung up on Ariel, but Bao is so hot and Amaury is naked in his cabin and like.... best way to get over someone is to get under someone else and hoo boy he sure got under someone else lmao

so they knock boots and hit it off and Bao is so charmed that he asks to see Amaury again and it's the beginning of a lovely skinship that blossoms into romance, Amaury starts calling Bao "dumpling," Bao lovingly refers to Amaury as his "little barnacle" because of his stunt with clinging to the edge of Bao's ship (though he might switch to a different pet name that i haven't picked yet)

anywayyy if you read all that i commend you lol

#catgirlwheels #thank you for waiting i really went ham on this #and thank you for asking i've been dying to infodump about these two lol #Bao's entire pinterest board is just picture of that guy so i'm prepared for when i do draw him #amaury tag

[partypuppynastja]

It's November! Can't have nuts anymore! 😂

It's perfect I love it

Remember, remember, I'm indeed transgender And definitely need them not 🍂 It's owed for my welfare, this transgender healthcare It ought not to cost such a lot 😔

#Ask #Ça t-girl wheels #<- heh my keyboard screwed up your name but you know what‚ it works! #Catgirlwheels #About me #Transgender

[ajthekingtheking]

Hello friend :)

💜

HELLO FRIEND!!!!!!! i love my friends

#hihiiii #king speaks #catgirlwheels

[dragongirltitties]

53 and 67?

53. nothing really weird, but i have used a stall in an empty public restroom before

67. "f/f hypnosis"

#catgirlwheels #workplace hazard #htj

[robothipdips]

This is my animal, as requested. Her name is Singularity (Sing for short).

Like other black holes, she is difficult to photograph.

Fantastic! i imagine she projects synth sounds with every movement! What else does she answer to?

#answered #ask #catgirlwheels

[lia-gallochabar]

What's the next tool you wanna get?

Oooooooh! I'm tempted to get a planer even if I'm not sure I would use it a ton / power tools sometimes scare me. Honestly maybe just some nicer chisels!

#woodworking #catgirlwheels #asks

[bubbelpop2]

Moms who tell us we're not autistic can fuck right off 🙄

We don't need their approval to know who we are 💜🫂

Waa!!! Thank you!!

#shut up bubbz #bubbzask #catgirlwheels #this is so nice

[the--plant]

😵‍💫💰💰💰💰😵‍💫

hello? i feel like a bunch of really dizzy cartoon bank robbers accidentally burst into the wrong person's apartment. i mean yall're welcome to stay for a bit, let me make some tea. make yourselves at home, enjoy a croissant

#asks #catgirlwheels #ajkghajghjag im confused but love it

[olruggioofthetorch]

30 is the number of seconds I just spent trying to figure out what a kexclusion zone is

i wanted chernobylexclusionzone so bad but i think someone has it :(

#gwen asks #catgirlwheels

[vampirecatboy]

Finished a draw! Good job ^.^

feels like i did it in record time lol :3

#catgirlwheels #thank you for the kind words!

[partypuppynastja]

Hello can I request that you tease @anonyk1tty more please :3

Bold of you to assume I ever plan such things :p

#I'm really not that organised or focused :p #But thank you for the kind intent #Ask #catgirlwheels

[ajthekingtheking]

Your wife looks very strong and cool, nice

UR SO RIGHT shes so swole i love her

#king speaks #catgirlwheels

[dragongirltitties]

Biting you biting you biting you~

oh god im being biting'd

#catgirlwheels

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Artificer: hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water Artificer: my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and the gods so thoughtlessly Fighter: ... how does it taste? Artificer: bad Wizard: the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO2 and H2O over time. And carbonic acid is- as an acid- sour. Wizard: By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great. Artificer: I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

#artificer #wizard #fighter #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #dnd #dungeons and dragons #mod meme #source: tumblr #source: homunculus-argument #source: writingtoolofdubiousintegrity #source: catgirlwheels #'but artificer is smart too-' hands faster than brain #in the space between 'hey what if' and 'oh wait i can science what if' they'd already created the hellpotion