#cant wait for this banner to be released

[intothegenshinworld]

Le anon's banner is up with Tofu anon and Duck anon! According to leaks Le anon's role is a DPS :>

Here is the kit:

Le anon Kit

Rarity: ★★★★★

Weapon: Sword

Vision: Electro

Bonk of Strands

Normal Attack

Performs up to 6 rapid strikes

Charged Attack

Consumes a certain amount of Stamina to unleashed 2 rapid sword strikes before dashing backwards.

Plunging Attack

Plunges from mid-air to strike the ground below, damaging enemies along the path and dealing AoE DMG upon impact.

Focus n' Undo ||Elemental Skill

Press

Accumulating the power of lightning, Le anon lazyly swings their blade across the field, dealing Electro DMG.

Hold

DMG Absorption is based on Le anon's Max HP and has 150% effectiveness against all Elemental DMG and Physical DMG. The shield lasts until they finishes unleashing their Elemental Skill.

When the skill is released, when its duration ends, or when the shield breaks, Le anon smash the sword to the ground and unleashing an shockwave, paralyzing nearby enemies dealing Electro DMG.

Deletion ||Elemental Burst

"Le anon takes on the MLG Glasses for its time to begone"

MLG GLASSES:

• Le anon's weapon attacks will drastically switch to Sword and Claymore simultaneously.

• Le anon's Normal, Charged, and Plunging Attacks will be converted to Electro DMG that cannot be overridden.

• Le anon's Elemental Mastery and resistance to interruption will increase, and they gain immunity to Electro-Charged DMG.

This effect will be canceled when Le anon leaves the field and lasts a maximum of 18s.

Keep on Laughin' ||1st Ascension Passive

Using Deletion will regenerate 20% of its Energy.

Collaboration ||4th Ascension Passive

When the party has 1/2/3/4 Elemental Types, Le anon's Max HP is increased by 6%/12%/18%/30%.

Fast n' Furious ||Utility Passive

At night (18:00 – 6:00), increases the Movement SPD of your own party members by 10%.

Does not take effect in Domains, Trounce Domains, or Spiral Abyss. Not stackable with Passive Talents that provide the same effects.

Constellation

<1>

Hi, Welcome to Chili's

When Le anon's Normal Attacks hit opponents, their Electro DMG Bonus will increase by 10% for 4s. This effect can be triggered once every 0.1s. Max 5 stacks.

<2>

Watch yo' Profanity

Normal Attacks deal 25% increased DMG against opponents with less than 50% HP.

<3>

Road Work Ahead?

Increases the Level of Focus n' Undo by 3.

Maximum upgrade level is 15.

<4>

FREESHAVACADO

When Focus n' Undo is used, it deals 222% of ATK as Electro DMG to surrounding opponents.

When the skill duration ends, Le anon regenerates 20% of their HP.

<5>

Uh yea, I Sure Hope it Does..

Increases the Level of Deletion by 3.

Maximum upgrade level is 15.

<6>

Get Rekt

If Le anon's HP is below or equal to 50% when the enemy is hit, both the CRIT DMG and HP Regeneration are increased.

Pls this took longer my phone is burning from copy pastin im dead😔

-le anon☆

Le anon carry!!! You might be the true Electro Archon ngl 👀

I love the meme references in the cons!! And the elemental burst sounds so badass!! Esp; "Le anon's weapon attacks will drastically switch to Sword and Claymore simultaneously" and the "Electro DMG that cannot be overridden" / seems like C6 benny isn't a problem for le anon!!! XDDD

Thank you so much for sharing this!! I loved reading this so much TuT (you're all so creative!! <3)

#le anon☆ #✨Shiro; interactions – le anon☆ #cant wait for this banner to be released #my fav banner!!! #still can't get over the names XDD #Its genious #yalls have AMAZING ideas #And I'm so happy I can read them <3 #thank you for passing by le anon!!! #I hope you've been doing well :DDD

[kuiinncedes]

jdfuafhuagkldflgajkd

#what if i also am a mess this week 🤩 #theres this banner marketing thing we ordered on monday that needed 5 business days and we needed by this monday #production started on it monday and they sent me a link to track progress and shit but the link didnt work #and i tried emailing them abt it and i had to email other ppl but i waited like a few days before doing that and ended up not getting iit #to work or anything and now we need the thing sent to somewhere by tomorrow afternoon #today afternoon lol and like they had the 5 business days they said they took for it so it Should be fine #but i literaly have no idea #bc the fucking progress link wouldnt work #and everyone i emailed to help w it werent responding over the weekend #so like im sending another email tomorrow morning at 8 lol to be like did yall send it pls bc i cant see TT #i feel like it's my fault if it doesnt happen and we wasted many money bc i've been handling the logistics and stuff for this thing #i know it's not rly but also i . couldve done some things earlier #anyway idk im not rly dwelling on that i just feel like #if i go on campus tomorrow and the banner is up im gonna start crying LMFAO #bc this is highkey stressing me out and i like to cry when im stressed 🥳 #if it doesnt happen i will also start crying lmfao #i also always be overthinking things and just why cant i . not have such a negative perception of everything i SAY/do woohoo #afterparty for our show but im just crying bc release of this stress while everyone else is drinking #bro im not even nearly the most significant / high pressure board position and im likeeeejgndfndkfdkgdh lol #tbf tho marketing do be . the most during this week ig ;-; #also i need to go to sleep but i dont want to :D am excited for the show this week but i think i am #procrastinating actually having the week start bc it is kinda stresssssfulllllllll lolllllll #manifesting this fucking banner is up tomorrow #i will see it either in the morning idk if they put them up that early or #i guess when i leave the building in the afternoon but also i wont be facing the sign at all #or in the evening ;-; my only two chances to see #altho my friend might text me if she sees it when she goes like later morning i think #anyway *screaming* ran out of tags bye lol #jeanne talks

[foreverfallingstars]

School bus graveyard is out in like 3 minutes and I am WAITING for the release of chapter one and the fucking banner i cant do this im so excited

#school bus graveyard

[taegularities]

You've been feeding us good latelyyy, but i got to say i can't wait for the day u announce that ur gonna release "a heavy burden" with tae and oc, like howls moving castle is my favorite anime film ever and with taehyung being my bias wrecker UGHHH, i just cant imagine a better person then him being in the role of howl. Sending much love to youuu 🤍🤍

BABE SAME !!! like, i even have the post drafted + the banner ready !! and the fic's like 85% done? but the ending fcks me up every time i try to finish it. like it's such a challenge, but i will finish it for sure and hopefully have it out this year bc 😭 i actually like the fic and howl!tae + oc together a lot so far 🥺

thank you so much for your kind words <333

#maggie made such a fucking pretty banner for it it's the best ever #i miss posting tae so so so much – like i have 2 almost-finished fics and another fic that's FULLY done but part of the evermore series #and his fic is one of the last ones to be posted so i need to be patient although i want it OUT THERE AHHHH !!!! anyways i stop ramble #notes for rid 🌹 #anon #fic: a heavy burden

[rougekithes]

So I think... With fontaine coming, ill start saving my primos, wait for zhongli rerun to be confirmed or not confirmed, then skip furina and wait for her rerun, get me the walmart sampo whose name i cant spell, pull for him (maybe) BUT pull his weapon if it's any good. Bc apparently he's gonna be added to the standard banner based on rumours which means his weapon is gonna go down the drain after his release much like tighnari and dehya's.

#rouge plays genshin 🎮 #got dehya's weapon while trying to het cyno's #so thats no issue #but im still salty about Hunter's path for nari #unless the dude is gonna be mega niche with his weapon being mega niche #like kokomi's and baizhu's dounuts #fomo at its finest #told myself I'd stop caring about weapons #except for LoFi and Hunter's Path #BUT FOMO #Hunter's path being seemingly gone forever fucks me up

[yandere-daze]

🦋 AKDLFHJK I CANT BELIEVE I COMPLETELY MISSED YOUR POST OF YOU RESPONDING TO 3 OF MY ASKS T__T it feels kind of embarrassing... because i was waiting for you to answer too T__T but now that i think about it. i shouldve just checked through the #🦋 anon tag SDJFHKH well, anyways, im here now! thank you for answering my asks hehe. you know, im super glad that you're enjoying your work!! i hope things will continue smoothly for you~ [1/2]

dfnsjknfs don´t worry about it too much, it happens to the best of us! And thank you, I´m still enjoying things right now so I´m pretty happy with my job☺️

Yeah, I´ve also been anxiously waiting for the gacha to drop, time zones are super painful and I have no idea when he´s actually going to be released😭 The login bonus already changed so I thought that meant the banner was available but that doesn´t seem to be the case...

I hope we´ll both be able to get Mayoi! Of course that also counts for anyone else reading this ^^ Let´s hope he won´t be as harsh as Mika was for everyone

#anon ask #🦋 anon

[teabreaking]

hmmm… i’m facing a bit of a dilemma here: i cant decide if i should wish on kazuha’s banner or wait for collei.

i’m a 4-star collector so i want heizou, and i love the possibility of having kazuha since he’s such a versatile and useful unit. however, the other two 4-stars rumored to be on that banner are ones that i have absolutely no interest in. and either way, i don’t want klee or yoimiya.

but i really want collei… if i skip 2.8 then my chance of accidentally getting one of the sumeru 5-stars (i’m assuming it will be tighnari) won’t be too high (my pity is very low right now, and i don’t have a guarantee). but if i lose the 50/50 on kazuha’s banner and then accidentally get a 5-star i don’t want instead of collei,,,

also i’m so IMPATIENT. even if it’s in my best interest to skip the patch, i won’t be able to. ive never skipped an entire patch before, i’m just way too addicted to pulling </3

i’m just hoping that by some miracle collei is released on a double banner with a rerun. i’d much rather have hu tao (i should have another pyro dps) or even another copy of childe (he’s one of my mains) over one of the sumeru 5-stars (which are just kind of disappointing, based on the leaks)

#if only i could restrain myself from pulling for multiple patches… #but how could i *not* wish for one of my favorite characters?

[hanafubukki]

Now wait a damn second!

Hana…SEVENTY-FIVE (75) CHAPTERS IS BOOK 5?! Broken down in THREE (3) PARTS?! I went on the JP Wiki just to see if we this latest story release was it or if we were gonna get a Part 3. Seems like BK4 only has 41 chapters but my curiosity got the better of me so I had to look at how much BK5 have and where JP is at for BK6…

Let me tell you, I’m not lying when I said I suddenly felt so faint after reading that? That’s a lot! I was thinking maybe 50, but no they just jumped to 75. Who knows how long BK6/7 will be 😭 damn near 150, just watch!

This is hell. I joined right towards the end of BK3, right before the culinary crucible started, so I got lucky to just binge everything. Is this how it always is?! So much waiting, so much banners, events, and gems?! Cuz May is looking crazy packed if you ask me! And I barely have enough gems to pull one time for Jamil’s banner. This is hell!!

Hello Anonie 🌺🌻🌷

Yes, the recent update is the last part of book 4. Book 5 is really long, but there is good reason for that. Without going into spoiler territory, NRC has an event (like it always does lol) and its’ a big one. You see almost every character almost one at least, and they are involved in one way or another. Plus, as the story goes on, the world building and the characters expand, so to juggle all this, it is expected that the number of parts will change too. 

Honestly, I kind of see it as a good thing? Like, more art means more time with our favorite characters and more lore released. I would recommend taking it at your own pace though, read the story when you want and take your time. More parts also mean more gems to pull for our favorite characters too lol 

Book 6 is nearing its end, but I'm not sure how long it is yet. We’ll find that out soon in May. Book 7, I wouldn't be surprised that its so long either because we barely know any background back any diasomnia characters and with the way book 6 went and the hints I wouldn't be surprised about it being long. more pain for the diasomnia fans since we have been starved for content so they will probably blast all the pain at us 😭😂

I cant speak for EN server, because they have been pretty consistent with their updates. (which I personally think they should slow down on because preference) They have either and event or a main story update once a month, or both. Which means consistent release for those that prefer that. 

I can see how it may be daunting but JP server has more waiting than the EN server does, COVID really hit them and slowed down the progress and they are recoverign from that. I do prefer hiatus periods because gem saving is a must for f2p. 

My advice to you anonie is, choose a few characters you love and only pull for them, save gems until you have enough to hit pity before pulling, only pull when you need to, take break from the game if you need to, and go at your own pace.

There is no rush at all, Twisted Wonderland is a game you should play at your own time and pace. It is made for the working adult to casually play. if you need to, then rake a break. I know many people rush the instant that a new update comes out but that is their preference, if you want to slow down then please do so.I go at my own pace and do my own thing because at the end of the day, its a game that's supposed to be fun and enjoyable. ☺️🌺

#anonie ask #answered

[mlynar-nearl]

about to sleep soon but yeah i gotcha sometimes tumblr feels lonely sometimes i get it but i dont spend much time on social media in general bcs of the loneliness

and its cool ! sch always takes precedence and im honestly just waiting for my acceptance email from the course i applied to (starting in april and im hella nervous tbh) and ive holiday'd for very long and it feels dry by myself. er but anyways, yeah let the inspiration hit when it hits it's like a random thing ykyk

and honestly my best bet on playable toland is soon on cn cos some ppl say that as new events drop in gl, related stuff drop in cn as well (like new ops in gl, said ops get skin in cn) those kind so maybe! see how! but i think it's rly just a matter of time. i predict that hell be after the next lim banner, or slightly before. its a wild guess but im going off gut feeling. and crossing my fingers but i hope next years cny unit is the second brother of the sui family + the phidia official guy (zuo le?)

anyways gonna sleep alr, but whats your predictions on toland? like class or archetype? im actually curious on this one since he seems so ?? to me like i cant tell at all mans. anyways have a nice day friendo !

good luck with your program omg! higher education is rough but it's worth it at least to me :]

i pay attention to what's going on on CN from cn youtubers to get an idea of what's upcoming over there, and i have before mlynar was playable- i just like the advantage of knowing what's up!! so i'm holding out on this. for a while i wondered if toland was going to immediately follow mlynar's release because it would seem to fit with what happened with fartooth releasing in "pinus sylvestris" and then immediately near light following with the nearlter + flametail release. i was sad to have been proven wrong but i think he's still in the cards all things considered because of how his sprite got updated in obscure wanderer and other factors like him becoming close to pinus sylvestris, having lore with mlynar that makes him relevant, etc. i think that those are good predictions for the next players on the sui sibling banners, i like seeing more of the siblings and cant wait to see what's up with chong yue. because from what i can tell he's the oldest brother, the one who was fucking with mr lee in invitation to wine, so like, what's up with that, buddy?

anyway- for toland, i've said before (though i don't remember where or if it was just in my head so don't worry about having asked) that i think he's gonna be a swordmaster or musha guard. this is because his swordwork is commented on in near light by monique, when she says that he holds his sword like a classically trained knight of kazimierz- almost like, hehe, he learned from a classically taught knight-in-training (this is one of my favorite details about them. either mlynar taught him some tricks directly, or they spent enough time together to learn from each other). i don't think he'd be another six star liberator like mlynar because their personalities don't seem to agree on that point. so i think he's either gonna be a swordmaster or musha, or they invent a new archetype for him that i don't even know about yet. the comments about him having swords and fighting like a knight of kazimierz lead me towards guard, at the very least. if he becomes playable, i want to do a tower of the kazimierz main events (maria nearl + near light + hypothetical third event) with these two, so, i'm really hoping for it because it sounds like a fun challenge.

#ash answers #anonymous #of course if he's a musha he does have to compete with hellagur but i think 1. why pit two bad bitches against each other #2 there arent that many six star mushas? #i think hellagur is the only one? #old man with a sword archetype

[w4yf1nder]

THHEWA THANK YOU ALSO DID U SEE KUNi'S OFFICIAL SPLASH ART?? AND KAVEH'S MODEL LEAKS HE'S VOICED BY KYO (fruits basket) AND MEGUMI'S (jjk) VA IN THE JP- anyways okie!! i hope tumblr unshadowbans you soon otherwise im gonna throw hands /hj. as for tighnari, he's wearing a devil onesie (with much convincing on my end) mwhehehe ~Lycoris

I DID I DID SCREAMING CRYING AT SCARA DRIP MARKETINGSKSJ HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SKIP HIS BANNER WHEN HES SO SKSJSK im not even good at playing catalyst characters but it's ok scara can be my trophy husband living in my serenitea pot idm /j

AND YES UCHIDA YUUMA KING KAVEH SOUNDS SO FINE??? I CANT WAIT FOR HIS RELEASE 😩

also about the devil costume, is he wearing the devil ears with his fox ears or... IDK I JUST IMAGINE HIM WEARING THE DEVIL HORNS OVER HIS FOX EARS AND HE JUST LOOKS SO CUTE 😭😭😭😭 poor bby couldn't be a devil if he tried (affectionate)

#wren talks; riri <33

[awlumii]

zuzu im getting emotional i cant believe it's been a year since kazuha's first banner released 💔 i remember getting yakult from the fridge while i wait for klee's banner to go away, kazuha nation we have come so far 🥹🥹🥹🥹

- mari anon

dude i remember so clearly what i was doing when the banners changed... like i was sitting in front of my tv completely zeroed in, and the second the countdown hit zero i reopened the wish screen to see kazuha 🥺 i also lost 5 dollars in the process but he came home in exactly 20 pulls and i lost my MIND

kazuha nation really has been waiting for this moment... we win 🗣‼️

#[ 📭 — incoming! ] #mari anon #god i love kazuha so fucking much #like he's my day one boy

[baeshijima]

𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫!𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫!𝐲/𝐧

MASTERLIST

now, childe as a general streamer,,, he’s a whale in every sense of the word 

…

poggers—

so childe as a streamer in general would be one word ;

✨chaotic✨

he would definitely be a variety streamer, but more so for games !!

especially pvp and/or pve games

competitive meta mf—

probably plays LoL, overwatch, apex legends, valorant and minecraft

don’t question the minecraft 

he likes mining but has a personal vendetta against the creepers bc once they blew up his mansion 

yes, a mansion

ask any of his community and they’ll tell u he spent a full-blown month and a half playing just minecraft to build it, only for it to go down just like that ;-; 

his chat loved it tho <//3

he’s played honkai too !! mainly for the pve and grinding bc he’s a whale but uh,,, shhh

his community,,, his community are just a bunch of trolls at this point i cant even lie

they just KEKW, SADGE & COPIUM spam everything and the newer viewers get intimidated until they realise he deserves them all HJGKJHF

especially when he starts getting annoyed by the game,,, his reactions are too good to pass up on gn

typically when he does mario kart streams 👩‍🦯 that shit’s wild when it happens oh my

when he falls in rainbow road 🤡 

and especially bc he has his webcam on, his viewers just see him internally dying or wanting to scream

also gets passive aggressive 

shit talks everything and everyone when in that mood <//3

for what’s left of his dignity i won’t disclose what happens

definitely gets jebaited a lot too <//3 unfortunately he’s too easy for his chat ;-;

another mf with a massive community except he has a lot of friends (sorry not sorry albedo)

ppl have a love-hate relationship with him tbh; u either love him or hate him

no inbetween

unless u show ur love through bullying him then go off ig

his discord server, twt + yt are also really big too !! also verified on insta 

also !!

he has lots of plushies :(( esp whale plushies from his community bc he’s the biggest whale they know <//3

but if u look at his setup, there’s a mini whale plushie on the top of his main monitor (he has 3), one big one (like,,, up to his chin) behind him, a smol on the top of his chair so u can see it above his head, and just more off screen HKJSDHL

they asked for a room tour once and half of it was just whale plushies

the rest were LED lights + shelves of merch & gifts from his community !!

he even has some fanmail (actual wholesome ones that aren’t cursed) pinned on a board too 🥺

also has an ensuite—

when he was eating on stream one time, his chat was sent into an absolute outrage

u know why?

bc he was eating noodles with a fork

bby ;-;

so sometimes he’ll get sent those beginner chopsticks with the finger guides to help him 👩‍🦯

he’s actually made sure to eat with them on stream tho bc he was sent one with a narwhal on top and he thinks it’s cute JHGJKH

nOW ONTO THIS MAN BEING WHIPPED FOR U AS A GENSHIN STREAMER !!!!

herkekle

now, his (also) AR56 ass has been playing since genshin first came out

an og if u will

this man,,, he’s been in love with u even before the game’s official release 🐥

not only were u in the promotional art and trailers, but he was also one of the beta testers so he got to try out ur character first hand in the early stages !!

and when i say he fell hard for u,

i mean it 

when the game wasn’t released publicly yet, he wasn’t allowed to disclose any information and ngl, it killed him that he couldn’t talk abt u :((

so all he could do was say this upcoming was really nice so far and subtly brag abt u to everyone JHGKJSDFHLK

when the official ads & promotional art were finally released 🥺🥺 when i tell u he immediately went live talking abt the game and u HKGJHFDK

he didn’t care that he streamed at an ungodly hour bc he’s been waiting for the reveal for so long he needs to let everyone know </3

he retweeted everything from their official twt straightaway, made a yt video based off his spontaneous stream promoting the game + pinged his entire server abt it

yes

his nearly 200k server all got pinged abt this one game bc he’s in love with a character from it

and he has no regrets abt it <33

the day the game was available for download, he stREAMED THE ENTIRE DOWNLOAD PROCESS

while he and his chat were waiting, they decided to watch the trailers and character showcases to get a feel for the game, and played some mario kart to pass the time !!

as soon as the game loaded, he threw mario kart behind him and went on 🐥

he typed his name (ajax) for the when he chose aether and literally everyone was appreciating the aesthetics HKJFS

but childe,,, he was waiting for it to be over so he could see u ;-;

he appreciated the aesthetics, fighting mechanics & voice acting a lot tho !!

now he had gotten through all the tutorials, got all the chests he could he was finally in mond

and there u were 🥺 after the dvalin encounter u arrived before kaeya did

and boy did he show u off sm to his viewers HKJHKLF

they knew he was down bad before but now?? they know it’s hopeless to save him and if he ever falls out of love that’s when the world ends

luckily that’ll never happen tho <33

but he took !! so many !! screenshots !!

oh, and did i mention he changed his wallpapers to u? and his twt + discord pfps are also some very aesthetic screenshots of u from that first scene ;-;

he just appreciates u sm okay 🥺

he even clutched his chest where his heart is and sunk down his chair when he heard u speak 😩

his chat just spammed his downbad + y/nlove + SHRIMP emotes and he accepted them all with grace <33

now when he unlocks the wishing feature,,, u already know he’s wishing for u as soon as possible

ur in the standard banner so ur always there which he appreciates but he would’ve wanted u to be limited so he can rub it in ppl’s faces ;-;

and since it was the first release rewards, he had tons of wishes right off the bat !!

he was gonna roll for venti after he gets u bc,,, well does he need a reason??

also he doesn’t do well with archer characters in general ;;; but if ur an archer then ur obv an exception sooo

bUT he got a 5 star in his first 20 pulls !!

tho it was diluc 👩‍🦯

while he was happy bc he got an incredibly meta character right off the bat,

he wasn’t interested in diluc,,, (even now his diluc is barely looked after, and only used for spiral abyss, *sweats*)

the next 5 star he got was around the 60 mark, and he got a weapon,,,

i mean,,, he got the weapon that was most suited for u so that’s smth at least (ˉ▽ˉ；)

after he used all his remaining primos and fates, he finally got u 🥺

he just went “fuck the storyline” and immediately put u in his party and just

admired u as a whole 

went through all the voice lines available, ur character story, ur idle animations (he had a heart attack from u and his chat clipped it) and took many, many screenshots 

his favourite voice lines would have to be the night + about us + (y/n)’s hobbies

and then he equipped u with ur weapon and damnnn did u look so good with it 😩

he changed u to be his avatar, with his signature as :

“(y/n)’s whale <3”

and now the whaling process begins 👩‍🦯

after at least £2k, he got u to c6, along with at least 1 copy of all the standard 5 stars,,

then he went for venti’s banner—

his chat were just too focused on how he’s gonna play u to even think of anything else tbh HKJAH

with ur kit, u were honestly seen to be a dps or even a sub dps if ppl don’t want u on the field all the time

so definitely a perfect character for mr meta strimmer tartaglia (his twitch name btw ;;; childe is just smth he prefers his community to call him as but they also call him ajax too HKJSD) here

so he went through the archon quests with u as his carry and i won’t lie, ur name card is smth he has printed and framed behind him after he got it 🥺

he later finds out ur part of the fatui in the liyue archon quest tho and has to fight u with,,,

well, u ;;;

he finds it hot tho so it’s okay—

i won’t lie tho, his zhongli after he got him is his second strongest after u

he just builds all his characters in the most broken way he can so he can show his viewers that everyone can be a dps in their own right, not just the ones meant to be since there’s no right or wrong in this game !!

but now ur weapon is r5, ur lvl 90 and u have lvl 20 5 star artifacts that make u the most broken (y/n) seen

ppl who co op with him are honestly baffled,,, especially when the feature of them being able to view other players’ character stats become available,,,

u with ur nearly 3k atk,,,

he’s hit over 600k with u tho and he’ll always flex that

no one can top him as a (y/n) main and that’s honestly just a fact at this point 😩

when he saw that the dating sim hangouts was official, his immediate and iconic response was simply ;

“so when will (y/n) become a dateable, huh 🤨”

to this day he’s still waiting to be able to date u in-game <//3

#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact scenarios #genshin impact fluff #genshin impact childe #genshin childe #childe #childe x reader #genshin childe x reader #genshin impact childe x reader #childe headcanons #childe scenarios #childe fluff #hsdkjfhklsdfs childe pls come hom on main ;-; #streaming dreams

[wolveria]

Inside Your Wires - Ch 7

Pairing: Human!Connor x Android!Reader

Series Warnings (18+ only): Eventual smut, slow burn, fantasy bigotry, violence, brief noncon elements, angst with a happy ending

Chapter Summary: You try to smooth relations between you and Detective Anderson, made difficult when the human wants nothing to do with you.

AO3

Story banner by @uh-kitty-got-wet​

You allowed the glass door to swing quietly shut behind you, smoothing your tie as you followed at a polite distance on the detective’s heels. The hunch of his shoulders was interpreted by your social module as a sign of discomfort and tension.

You were given several options on how to approach the human, even one suggesting taking several minutes before engaging him in conversation, but your mission prompt wouldn’t allow you to have that flexibility.

[EARN DET. ANDERSON’S TRUST]

Standing directly next to his desk, you appraised the human’s belongings, noting all of the items you had scanned upon your arrival. The human had an assortment of items, including an ancient mp3 player [Zune, manufactured 2008], a work cell phone, a bonsai tree [Japanese maple, dying], and several personal photos printed out and taped to his display board.

They were of different places and at different times, going by the various types of clothing, but they consisted of mostly the same subjects. Three men wearing nearly identical faces that only android software could differentiate between, and an older man catalogued as Captain Hank Anderson. He was marked as the adoptive father of the triplets.

Even though you had done it several times before, you scanned the detective’s features. His identifying information displayed on your HUD, further settling in your memory banks each time you did it.

DET. ANDERSON, CONNOR

Born: 08/15/2008 // Police Detective

Criminal record: [Sealed Juvenile Records]

You blinked and the identifying information disappeared, leaving you to fully observe the detective where he sat, hunched over his terminal with a scowl on his face.

“I know the situation is not ideal,” you began in your most diplomatic tone, “but I look forward to working with a law enforcement officer of your caliber."

The human gave no indication he heard you, but his heart rate increased by a small percentage, and his fingers pressed down on his flat keyboard in a way that was counteractive to typing.

You were prompted with more dialogue options, and once again went with the friendliest approach.

“It seems we will be working together for some time, so perhaps it would be beneficial to get to know one another.”

The human remained reticent, glaring at the terminal screen as if it were angering him personally. The detective also narrowed his eyes, indicating an intense dislike, but remained silent on the state of his emotions.

Your gaze drifted down to the empty mug of coffee next to the withering bonsai tree.

[ESTABLISH RAPPORT WITH DET. ANDERSON]

“What are you doing?”

You tilted your head, freezing your motor functions when the question was asked, putting you in the position of half-bending over the detective’s desk. You had blocked his terminal with your body as you attempted to reach his coffee cup, and he now stared at you from inches away with a wide, startled expression.

“Sorry, Detective. I thought you might like a refill.”

You had received a helpful notification that caffeine withdrawal can result in headache and irritation, both of which you had identified in the detective’s tense expression.

“Okay, fine, could you just—“ He released a puff of air, fluttering the loose lock of hair that strategically fell to the side of your face. “—hurry up so you’re not in my goddamn lap?”

You weren’t in his lap, or even in the relative vicinity of his groin. It would have been more accurate to say you were closest to his face and hands, the latter of which had been rapidly retracted when the front of your chassis had brushed against them.

You also noted the rise in temperature of his skin, the pink hue across his cheeks, and the dilation of his pupils—all indications of arousal and attraction. These were common occurrences with your model design, and you dismissed the pop-up that asked if you wished to run the sexual subroutine. Such programs were low priority and only used as a last result if the detective were uncooperative with the investigation.

“Sorry, Detective,” you repeated, forming your lips into the approximation of a warm smile. “I’ll return shortly.”

You carefully picked up the mug and moved into a standing position, and the detective released a long exhale, avoiding meeting your eye as he turned back to his terminal.

Satisfied in your endeavor, you crossed the short distance to the station breakroom.

Two humans resided inside, leaning against an elevated circular table as they spoke. Both turned their heads to stare, and you took the opportunity to scan them.

CPL. LEE, HELEN

Born: 05/19/2005 // Police Corporal

Criminal record: None

 LT. ANDERSON, COLIN

Born: 08/15/2008 // Police Lieutenant

Criminal record: [Expunged Juvenile Records]

You blinked away the notifications and gave them a non-threatening smile before turning to the coffee machine. It was a large unit, meant for offices with frequent foot traffic, and a brief scan indicated it was overdue for a cleaning.

You weighed the negatives against the benefits of obtaining a beverage from this machine, and determined it was worth the possible contamination risk.

Placing the mug underneath the drip dispenser, you pushed the appropriate buttons after determining the detective’s preferred blend with a quick swipe of your fingers to the interior of the cup and placing them on your tongue.

There was a noise from behind, a slight huff of air and the soft pad of rubber soles against linoleum. One pair vacated the breakroom, and the other approached and stopped at your back.

“Connor done having his temper tantrum yet?”

You turned to face the lieutenant, examining his features and finding open curiosity. He stayed a polite distance away, unlike earlier, when he had stood so close that you had been forced to take a seat at the detective’s desk.

You wondered now if you should have tolerated the lieutenant’s close proximity, since occupying the detective’s chair had seemed to upset him.

“Must be bad if he’s already sent you to fetch his coffee,” he added with a nod to the mug sitting on the drainage tray. “Usually, he waits a day or two before terrorizing the rookies.”

“I volunteered,” you hurried to say, not wanting a ranking officer to get the wrong idea about the detective. “I believe it will be an appropriate icebreaker for our new partnership.”

“That so? Pretty sophisticated for an android, and terribly hopeful.” He canted his head to the side. “You got some kind of human instruction manual inside that processor of yours?”

The lieutenant dropped his gaze down your body, lingering in a way it had done many times before. The evidence of his attraction was even more obvious than the detective’s, but your sexual subroutines had never been activated by his interest before. You were assigned to Det. Anderson’s charge, and therefore, it would serve no purpose to offer your additional features to the lieutenant.

“In essence,” you answered, passive but friendly enough not to antagonize. “My human relations program assists in easing the interaction between CyberLife androids and humans.”

“I see.”

He moved closer, face neutral but his eyes highly observant. He reached out and took your tie, tugging it upwards. The tie clip stopped him from lifting it far, but the lieutenant seemed satisfied with letting the fabric run through his fingers.

“What else can your human relations program do?”

The tone of his question was easy enough to decipher, your program indicating the query was of a sexual nature.

“I’m afraid I can’t answer that, Lieutenant,” you said. “Only Detective Anderson has access to my specialized subroutines.”

The fingers threading your tie went still. The open curiosity vanished from the lieutenant’s face, replaced by a calculating appraisal.

“Well, then. My brother’s a lucky guy.”

His lips pulled into a languid smile that didn’t match the tightness around his eyes.

You carefully pulled your tie from his lax fingers, once again giving him a non-threatening expression.

“The coffee’s done brewing. I must get back to the detective now.”

Turning back to the coffee machine, you kept a significant number of your processors focused on the sound of Lt. Anderson’s heartbeat and breathing, even sampling the micro sensors on your skin.

He remained at a close distance, though by the time you turned around with mug in hand, all you could see of him was his retreating back as he went around the corner down the hallway. From your downloaded schematics of the building, you knew the most likely route he was taking was either to the unisex bathrooms or the station gym.

Your statistical readouts stated the chance the lieutenant would try to engage in sexual activity with you at some point was at approximately 35.2%, and you tasked your processors with running the probability in the background. It was important that erratic human behavior didn’t interfere with your investigation.

“Have a nice chat with my brother?” the detective asked, tone flat as he stared at his monitor.

You filed away possible tension between the two siblings to observe further. You placed the mug next to his keyboard, this time on the side nearest you so you would not lean over and agitate the human again.

“It was informative,” you simply said, straightening into a standing position once more.

The detective gave a huff through his nose and muttered, “I’ll bet.” His eyes narrowed, and after seven seconds of glaring at his terminal, he locked on your face in irritation.

“Can I help you?”

“Yes,” you said, letting a friendly smile appear. “I would like to know where I can access the DPD’s database. I wish to review the case files.”

The skin around the human’s nose crinkled. He seemed to hold some kind of internal conflict before he sighed and indicated the desk connected with his own.

“Belonged to my last partner. You can use it. For now.” He emphasized the words, as if you had possibly forgotten the temporary nature of your partnership.

“Thank you,” you said with a small nod. The detective rolled his eyes and turned back to his terminal, seemingly already having forgotten you.

You knew he hadn’t. Every observant sensor of your body informed you of his continued wariness, even while his eyes were mostly focused on the glass screen in front of him, he was constantly tuned to your presence.

By the time you had sat down in the chair of the empty desk, you had already pulled up in the DPD database to discover what had become of the detective’s last partner.

Sheila Pernell, also a detective, had transferred to another precinct months earlier, citing the difficult nature of working with Anderson and his unpleasant personality. The language she had used had been colorful and extremely unprofessional.

You made another note in your background processes: Detective Connor Anderson displays hostility toward work partners and colleagues. Difficult to connect with others on an interpersonal level. Approach and adapt to antisocial tendencies as needed.

You turned toward the terminal and placed the fingers of your right hand on the keyboard, allowing your synthetic skin to pull make to interface with the device. Connecting to the network and pulling up the cases assigned to Det. Anderson, you downloaded all 243 into your memory bank.

Hoping to prompt a conversation with the detective, you turned toward him from your chair, slightly tilting your head as you analyzed his tense posture. It hadn’t relaxed at all within the past two minutes since your last interaction.

“There are two hundred and forty-three cases dating back to February of this year, many of them originating in Detroit. An AX400 abducted a young girl from her home last night. I thought that might be a good place to start. It’s flagged as the most urgent case due to it being a crime against a minor.”

Your social module had indicated bringing up the danger to a child would have prompted some kind of response, but the detective remained fixedly silent, leaning the side of his jaw against his propped knuckles.

A more drastic approach was needed. You stood, walked around the joined desk, and approached the detective as he made a noise and turned away.

Coming to a stop directly next to his chair, you adopted the understanding demeanor, hoping to placate the detective’s agitation.

“I understand this isn’t an ideal situation, Detective, but perhaps it would be best to set aside your personal issues, and—“

“Excuse me?” the detective snapped, glaring at you out of the side of his eye. “Were you just about to suggest how I do my job? Because if so, I advise you to shut the hell up. You’re not my boss, and you’re definitely not my partner, so perhaps it would be best if you fucked off and didn’t come back.”

He turned away again and picked up his tablet as he pretended you were no longer standing there.

You plucked the device out of his hand, ignored the surprised noise he made, and placed your other palm between his shoulder blades to establish a physical connection he couldn’t ignore.

“I’m investigating these cases whether you like it or not, Detective.” You leaned closer, speaking directly next to his ear so as not to be overheard. “If you continue to refuse to cooperate, then I’ll find someone else who will be more amenable to my presence.”

For the span of two seconds, the detective remained completely frozen. And then he abruptly stood, grabbed you by the jacket, and swung you around. Your back slammed against the glass partition with a solid thud.

“I’m only going to say this once,” he growled, inches from your face. “I don’t care how many Barbie dolls CyberLife sends to the station. If you keep mouthing off to me, I’ll shoot you myself and throw you in the dumpster. Am I understood?”

“Perfectly,” you calmly answered, which served to only agitate the detective further.

His brows creased as his hands tightened around the edges of your jacket. The human was stronger than his wiry frame gave him credit for as he managed to hold you between himself and the glass, your toes brushing the ground but unable to find purchase.

You remained silent, returning his glare with a bland, pleasant expression despite the discomfort traveling your circuits. If the detective was going to continue to be a problem, you would need to report his behavior, and that might further delay the investigation.

Trying to adapt to his psychology was proving fruitless, and it was clear you had underestimated just how socially challenged he was. Perhaps seeking a new partner was the right course of action after all.

Elijah had stated that if the detective became too much of an issue, his brother would be a suitable replacement. But when you thought of the lieutenant, the idea of working with the human was…

Unpleasant.

You studied the human’s face, searching those dark brown eyes, but found no acceptance there. You were going to have to work harder to—

“Detective, uh… sorry to bother you…”

At the sound of the timid voice, the detective released your jacket and allowed you to stand on firm ground. He didn’t turn to look at the officer standing behind him, however, and continued to level a glare at you, effectively penning you in so you couldn’t step around him.

“What is it, Ralph.”

“It’s about the AX400? The one who kidnapped the little girl? Someone just called in on the APB, said they saw it in the Ravendale district.” He paused, wide hazel eyes darting between you and the detective’s rigid back. “If you need me to bring this to the lieutenant—“

“I’ll handle it,” he said, the heated glare finally pulled off you when he turned and walked away.

Adjusting your jacket of its newly acquired wrinkles, you took a moment to process the detective’s unstable and problematic behavior, and quickly followed before the detective left the station without you.

Next Chapter

#human!connor x reader #connor x reader #connor x android!reader #human!connor x android!reader #reverse au #dbh #my writing #my fanfiction

[miraculousladyblogsthings]

JUST SAW THE EPHEMERAL TRAILER AND GUYS IM SCREAMING AND SOBBING IRL

I saw the trailer like seven times to confirm it was legit also saw it in 0.25x speed and what my brain translated for me- i- VHJCSGFYFDXCHGFCELNMNBCVHEWH

It definitely is as huge as i thought it would be when i posted in the afternoon today (rn its like 1am here so..)

LETS JUST START DISCUSSIN

The trailer starts with Adrien and his dad going out somewhere BUT WAIT A DAMN MINUTE……GABRIEL NEVER GOES OUT-but he never comes out of the car so..( Adrien looks sad ugh i- cant- )

I am thinking that the Gabriel agreste brand has completed 100 something (the banners bruh) and Adrien is attending a press meeting..? Looks like that

Then we see Ladybug talking to Su Han and according to the synopsis he wants to know the true identity of cat noir…

AND THEN THE MOST IMPORTANT PART AND YES IM DOING IT IN ALL CAPS>>> WE SEE ADRIEN NEAR THE SKETCHY POSTER OF EMILIE AND i dont know IF HE SAW GABRIEL DO IT OR BY ACCIDENT, ADRIEN GETS INTO THE SECRET LIFT< INSIDE HAWKIE DADDYS LAIR, ALSO SEES EMILY!!!!! ADRIEN SEES HIS MOM!!! I REPEAT ADRIEN SEES HIS MOM IN HIS OWN BASEMENT!!!! DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR ENOUGH?? I WASN’T PREPARED FOR THIS…PROBABLY SEES THE UNNATURAL AMOUNTS OF BUTTERFLIES. I TOLD YALL IT WAS GAME CHANGING GOSHHHHHH

Then we see a ladynoir scene where Cat Noir is holding an umbrella out to his lady and I DONT KNOW IF ITS DÉJÀ VU OR ANYTHING ELSE BUT LADYBUG SEES ADRIEN IN CAT NOIR OR SOMETHING LIKE THATR GAHH JUST SEE FOR YOURSELF!!!!

then we see the “multiple heroes fighting” when all they needed was cataclysm- according to the synopsis. Also this is the first time we’re seeing luka after Wishmaker so HUGE. And apparently one of Ladybugs lucky charms (I’ll get to the multiple part later) is a FIRE BRIGADE from the looks of it.

Okay lets continue- then we see ladybug and cat noir emerge from the sewers because what could be more iconic? And BAM THERE ARE MULTIPLE VILLIANS OUT THERE (the Gamer, Gorizilla, someone else) Then Cat Noir and Ladybug transform to Astrocat and Cosmo Bug (this is insanely huge) and it looks like they’re escaping something and then a huge red light emerges

AND THEN WE SEE POST ”MIRACULOUS LADYBUG” version of ladybug, WHO WILL PROBABLY DETRANSFORM ANY MINUTE? ITS DEFINATELY AT THE CINEMAS!! THEN OMG WE SEE LADYBUG DETRANSFORM AT THE CINEMAS IN FRONT OF SOMEONE. WHO IS THAT SOMEONE. IS IT ASTROCAT. IS IT SHADOW MOTH. WHO THE HELL IS IT. LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE TWO PEOPLE NOT JUST ONE.

That’s it. That’s all they give to us. Until 7th of November which is the French release date of Ephemeral. I am excited and mad at the same fkin time. Watch this slowed and edited teaser and get anxious with me ;-;

Istg if they forget all of this slash bunnyx shows up then I’m gonna hunt down Thomas astruc ;-;

#miraculous ephemeral #ephemeral #adrien #fantheory #marinette #miraculous #miraculous adrien #miraculous ladybug #miraculous season 4 #miraculous spoilers #season4 miraculous ladybug #adrigami #lukanette #marichat #marinette dupain cheng #ladynoir #ladrien #adrinette #adrien agreste #Gabriel agreste #shadow moth #the last attack of shadowmoth #miraculous reveal #mlb love square #mlb #mlb fandom #viperion #vesperia #miraculous episode 100

[chasseuses]

reasons why I love jade leech and why you should too.

yes- my overwhelming love for jade has brought me up to this point. this is just me rambling about jade. i may regret doing this bUT FUCK IT LET'S GIVE THE MUSHROOM MAN SOME LOVE ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

NOT GONNA FUCKING LIE BUT THE FIRST TIME THE OCTAVINELLE BANNER THINGY WHEN TWST WASN'T RELEASED I-????

I THOUGHT THE TWINS LOOKED WACK + AZUL

"no way in hell am I gonna stan these two lmaoo they look wack smh"

turns out I was wrong-_;3+4+_(_+($_+($+$(&+$(+$(#+$

I PAID NO FUCKING ATTENTION TO OCTAVINELLE saying to myself that I AM A RIDDLE SIMP THROUGH AND THROUGH

lol but

chapter 3

changed my life

SIR HIS VOICE-- HELLO????????? BRO???_($99#($($($ I HAD LITERAL SHIVERS GO DOWN MY SPINE WHEN I HEARD IT BECAUSE O H G OD

the fact that his exchange with floyd, yes the "ne jeido" "e floyd" thingy, IS ABSOLUTELY SO FUCKINDHDSKDHJSVRJSGDHDDGDJDGDJDGSJDGJSDHJSHSJSJSJDJDJJ J CANT BRRATHE

ok I'll get serious now fuvk

Jade Leech, the vice dorm leader of Octavinelle and the twin brother of Floyd Leech. Founder of the Mountain Lovers club and a fucking adorable dork who loves mushrooms and terrariums.

God knows how I love him so much I can cry over him for weeks.

100/10 seems shady af- looks like he can kill you, and he can. that's kinda hot don't u think so???

bruh, the way he talks about creepy things while smiling all gentlemanly is kinda hot. ik it's weird to be attracted to this but pLEASE-

THIS MAN HAS SHARP TEETH I WILL CRY PLEASE [REDACTED] ME.

HE HAS REALLY REALLY REEEEEALLY NICE EYES‼️ IT'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST REASONS WHY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH‼️( also purple eyeliner hehehe u gotta love him )

His matching earring with Floyd?? Absolutely wonderful. The thought that the both of them have matching earrings i --- cr y a little everytiime.

Also- that darker and longer strand of his hair? I want to play with that, please.

his mf face oh god, do you ever think abt how he could say "I'll gobble you up." in his normal voice and we can't fucking tell if he's serious or joking because of his fucking normal expression oh god gobble me up please-- IM KIDDING OF COURSE, maybe.

He has nice, long, slender hands. Perfect for unprotected h*nd h*lding 😳 GODDAMN I WANT TO HOLD HIS HAND WHEEEJFHEKBFKEHDJFHDKCHKCHKDHCKDHCJ

Also the glove-????? I'D PREFER IT IF HE TOOK IT OFF BUT THAT'S ONE NICE GLOVE YOU GOT THERE 😳

holding hands with him will be a fucking blessing sent directly from the heavens above. pls stan him.

he's an eel. that is all

LOOK AT HIS MF EXPRESSIOFN I A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A SIR-??'?($83)$+#)+")$+_("!$

ok back to the topic-

do you ever think about how-- how he loves mushrooms sm and even founded a club because he likes hunting for them in mountains?? DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW HE'S PROBABLY ALL ALONE WHILE DOING THAT????????? LET ME INTO THAT CLUB‼️

He likes gazing at stars. Please pleasr please let me gaze at the stars with u sir

He's pretty good with his hands- or so they say 👀 he can cook-- and he draws 👀 you gotta love a man who can use his hands well don't u think so too 👀👀👀

this bitch is 190cm tall. that is all. i want him to tower over me.

"Fufu, I grew up in the deep sea up north. The cold in the freezer feels pretty good." YOU CAN PUT HIM INA FR E R ZER IT'S RLLY RANDOM BUT HE CAN STAND THE COLF WHICH IS A FNKDHFKSBDKSHDJSGDKXHKSGCKSHCKDGXKDHCKDKC

have I mentioned his obsession with mushrooms??? This!! THIS CUTE EEL RAISES HIS MUSHROOMS WITH ALL OF HIS HEART DJDJDNXB ALL THE LOVE AND AFFECTION FOR HIS SHROOMS..... ISN'T HE JUST-???"($(_+($+_ THE CUTEST?????

DO YOU SEE HOW SOFT HE LOOKS???? I WANT HIM TO LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT TOO WTF ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

AND THE WAY HIS CHEEKS..... HIS CHEEKS GO SQOOSH GFJSJSHZKHRKDHRJSHD JEIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

HIS TALENT IS SERVING TEA‼️‼️ DON'T U WANT SOMEONE AS GENTLEMANLY AND HANDSOME AS JADE TO SERVE U TEA ‼️‼️

Don't you just hate how Jade can go from "I'll have her home by 8" to "Your daughter calls me daddy too" bECAUSE I

I'm not even gonna explain this one.

JUST IMAGINE IF HE,,,,,, IF HE WENT FERAL‼️‼️ I WOULF PAY TO SEE THAY OH MY hjfhdkDHSKDHSKDHKXJDKXHD FERAL JADE E E E E E E E E E

yeah so you know his one voice line that goes "Clothes feel so restrictive… It’s been a while since I came on land, but I’m still not used to them." Yeah then take them off! I won't mind (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

DID I MENTION ABT HIS TERRARIUMS???? I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OH GOD HE'S SO CUTE DO U JUST IMAGIEN HDIFMFEBJFHDNFB FOCUSINDGFJDUFJDNJRNXKDBDKDBDKDJKFDHKXHFKDJDKDK wait jm freaking out

this man.... this man can cook. and that seals the fucking deal for me because 😭

He!! Loves!! His!! Brother!! KFNSKDHKSJDKSHDJD BABY 😭😭💖😭💖💖😭‼️HfbskdhHFKSBFKSBDKSNDN JEIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he likes unpredictable things which is why he likes being with floyd all the time i 😔 I'll be unpredictable for u ZjfjsjdJFBDJFND KIDDING

this is floyd's caretaker we're talking about 😭 which means he is husband material ™ DONT CHEAT ON HIM ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

or else 👀

did i mention how cute he fucking looks everytime his cheeks go sqoosh because istg I start simping whenever I see it.

ALMOST FORGOT TO ADD BUT LIKE-??? THE WAY HE SAVED MC AND CATER FROM ROOK AND TREY DURING THE BEANDESJD SEVENT I WILL FJDJFJFKDJFJJDHCJDHFKDHFKHFJDCJDHCNDJFBJDHFKDJFJDJFKCIFNCKFBCKFNFKFJKDJFKRBFKDJFKFJJF

KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR HELL YEAH HE'S PERFECT

lastly, i want him to punch me in the face. that's it.

AND I THINK THAT'S IT-??? ( Of course not- i can point out more things i love abt him but like-???? I NEED TO CALM DOWN!! anyways, pls stan jade i love him so much i cr y <3

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney #JADE APPRECIATION POST #Octavinelle #why you should love jade leech #twst jade #jade leech #twisted wonderland jade

[jade-parcels]

My thoughts on the 1.7 update

(Spoilers! And my own opinion, you are free to disagree!!)

Overall I am absolutely thrilled!! I can’t wait for this update, Inazuma looks SO gorgeous!! Getting to meet the new characters and see all of the new landscapes/enemies/puzzles will be so fun!!

I’m glad that the Inazuma release is in 2 parts. Not only that, but the Sacred Sakura prevents us from exploring everything at one time. This way we can take our time and not really have to worry about speed runners spoiling everything the second the islands are released!!

The areas I’m most excited about are the shrine at the Sacred Sakura cause oh my gosh it’s gorgeous!! I also can’t wait to meet the Shiba inu running the tea house, I can’t remember the name of the tea house but it looks so pretty!! Lastly, the big building in Inazuma City, the shogun’s palace? Is that what it is? Idk, it’s where Baal lives(maybe??) and it looks like it’ll be so cool to explore!

I cant complain about any part of the map yet since I haven’t seen it. Right now, I only have positive opinions on Inazuma as a region

Moving onto the characters so far:

I yoinked these images off of Google so idk the source, sorry!

Gouru: I think his design is interesting, I enjoy his color palette! He’s nice to look at. I like the fact that he’s a Geo bow user but…Im disappointment that there are so many bow characters being released at once :( They’re just so hard to use on mobile and though I’ve forced myself to suck it up for Venti and Childe, I wish we’d get more catalysts and claymores instead of archers UGH lmao

Tohma: I am SO looking forward to Tohma’s release!! He seems like a fun guy! I don’t know much about him other than the fact that he’s Ayaka’s fiancé but hey!! Apparently we’re gonna meet him sooner than I thought we would!!

Yae: I absolutely adore her design. She breaks the “Hydro = blue clothes” “Electro = purple clothes” color palette trend. While there are exceptions like Beidou and Kazuha right now, most characters share color schemes with their vision. So seeing Yae with her pretty pink hair and red clothes while wielding an electro vision just makes me happy!! I’ll definitely be pulling for her

Sara: As much as I want to like her, I just can’t. At least not yet, maybe I’ll change my mind once we get to meet her and learn about her personality! There’s just too much about her that I don’t like. First off, I think she is bland. Mihoyo low key does a not so good job of designing women. Amber, Eula and Jean all suffer from bland outfit syndrome. Sara suffers from bland hair and face syndrome. Even her outfit could have been more detailed. And in addition to that, she’s another archer. So yeah…If she’s a 4 star, I know I’ll get her at some point but if she’s a 5 star, she’ll be a banner I skip

Shogun/Baal: Oh miss electro archon….Mihoyo did you so dirty. I’m sorry, she’s the goddess of electro and she looks like any other civilian. I was expecting something more grand for our first female archon release. I was hoping she would have more detail in her clothes, maybe extra hair accessories or thigh highs that aren’t one solid color? I don’t know, I just had high expectations! Am I being too judgmental? Possibly. But looking at characters we already have or have met, she doesn’t give the ‘wow’ factor I thought she would. Will I pull for her though anyway? Of course

Kokomi: She WAS going to be Mimi I think! This is Mimi’s model in a different outfit! Names aside, she’s very pretty! I was iffy on her design when I saw the leaks but when I saw her on screen in the livestream today? I was sold on her!! However…She will be our third, you heard me THIRD hydro catalyst which is a HUUUGE bummer. Of course, we never saw her fight so her weapon could maybe change (please Mihoyo please please give her a polearm) but I doubt that will happen. So for that reason, I won’t be pulling for her. But I will admire her from afar *sigh*

Kazuha: He wasn’t included in the update since he’s…out right now but i thought I’d talk about him too. I think his character is super interesting!! But sadly I will be skipping his banner. I did one ten pull and got Keqing so I’m going to save my guaranteed for miss Yoimiya!!! I am looking forward to a Kazuha story quest for sure! I think his design is cool, I don’t have much to comment on other than….why did he get the same face as Aether…dude…

Yoimiya: My Queen. My love. I have 20 wishes saved for her already and now a guaranteed on the event banner. I am not a fan of archers but she is an exception for sure! Her design, her ult animation, her idle animation…She’s so cute and I NEED her!!! I can see it now, my built team with Yoimiya, Eula, Bennett and Keqing all together fighting samurai in Inazuma! Wowwww :’) I am biased because she’s my favorite of the confirmed characters but…We’re all allowed to be a little biased sometimes :)

Ayaka: Everyone is hyping her up!! I am not really on that train! I’m excited for her cause she’s an interesting character! Her animations look cool and her design is beautiful, I’ve thought that since the eaaaaaarly leaks!! I just personally don’t enjoy her play style enough to go wild and pull for her. Sorry!! But I am loyal to Kaeya. He’s the only cryo sword user for me 💕 that’s a joke

Sayu: Eh, I’m pretty neutral on her. I’m glad to have an Anemo claymore combo but I just don’t enjoy playing as kid characters, they’re too small!! I bet she’ll be great and I hope everyone who wants her will get her!! I just won’t be jumping for joy when I inevitable pull her from Yoimiya’s banner

One more gripe, notice how we still don’t have Dendro characters?? I am desperate for Baizhu. Where is he? :( I need him >:)

In addition to my thoughts on the characters I might have an unpopular opinion reguarding the standard banner. It’s time for an update. Here’s who I think should be on the standard banner reboot if we get one:

- Albedo (takes Keqing’s place)

- Qiqi (stays since she’s a healer)

- Kokomi (takes Mona’s place)

- Eula (takes Diluc’s place) or Ayaka(?)

- Jean (stays unless Sara is a 5 star)

And I have my reasons too. Albedo is popular and would make people pull from the standard banner. Qiqi’s gotta stay since she’s a healer and we need character model diversity in the standard lineup. Kokomi is another hydro catalyst so she can easily replace Mona I guess. Eula wasn’t that popular and could be redeemed by being on the standard banner so people can get her cons, Ayaka could also go on this banner due to her popularity? So after her banner, she can just be plopped on the standard to draw people in. And I can’t think of a replacement for Jean UNLESS Sara is a 5 star, which I doubt she will be. Sara screams ‘standard banner character’.

Finally, I’m stoked about the PlayStation thingy!! We can login on PlayStation now!! Yay!! Exclusive wings, here I come >:)

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