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letsperaltiago · 4 years

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a calm surrender to the rush of day

Jake’s had a few too many beers when he’s sent back home to Amy and his still relatively new son. It’s all good and cute, promise. Peak domestic Peraltiago. This oneshot is based on a prompt on this list.

#98: "I think we should have another"

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Amy was fast asleep in their bedroom when the sudden sound of the front door lock clicking and shifting followed by a half-hearted slam jolted her awake. For a very brief second, with her heart galloping in her chest as a result of the shock, Amy was utterly disoriented and the uneasy feeling was definitely not peculiar when you happened to live in a city that was ranked way too high on the Top 10 Most Dangerous Cities in America – a club she did not particularly enjoy being a part of. Although, as fast as it had encased her body to begin with, the shock quickly wore off the second she heard shifting and rumbling paired with a “shit” coming from what she figured out must’ve been the living room.

Jake, she realized, suddenly remembering why he wasn’t currently beside her in bed but rather out with some friends from the academy – or, at least, was.

In an attempt to put the final puzzle pieces in place she leaned over to grab her phone wondering how long he’d out and about for. The time revealed itself across her lock screen picture of Jake, fast asleep on their couch a few days after their son’s arrival with said son resting beneath his hands and on his chest. 3:11 AM – no wonder why she could barely keep her eyes open. There was a second of wondering if she should just turn over, go back to sleep and let Jake come join her whenever he was ready, but something else on the screen caught her eye before she could ultimately decide on doing so: 3 texts from Rosa with the last being from around 30 minutes prior.

Rosa Diaz – 12:39 PM Dude, Jake is horrible. He won’t shut up about you and the baby and for some reason the other guys from the academy seem to be eating it up. I hate it. What have you done to him?

Rosa Diaz – 1:56 AM Nvm. I take it back. He just paid a second round of beers to celebrate, and I quote, “His miracle baby”. Please get pregnant more. Means more free booze.

Rosa Diaz – 2:47 AM Def spoke too soon. He just threw up at my feet. We’re waiting outside the bar for his cab. I’m sending him home to you. Texts me when he gets there. Also: good luck lol. He’s stupid drunk.

Almost as if Jake had read the text as well, as to emphasize its point, Amy could hear him stumble into the bathroom across the hall to, what she chose to believe, grab his toothbrush but instead knocking over the glass holding it generating a loud commotion which tore throughout the entire apartment.

Amy’s head immediately as per instinct shot in the direction of her 3-month old’s crib, which stood against the wall on her side just a few feet away. Apart from the limited amount of Catholic traditions she’d grown up with living with her parents she wasn’t particularly religious, but right then and there she internally prayed that her son, who she’d spent an hour getting back to sleep just 3 hours ago, wasn’t woken up by her father’s drunken circus. She held her breath as a few, way too long seconds went by: no cry. Amy’s chest dropped in relief.

Moments like these were tiny victories that she as a brand new first-time mom held onto for dear life. In general, though she had nothing to compare to, her little boy wasn’t a particularly difficult baby but the past few days had been a bit rough on the little family: rough to the point where Amy had to push Jake out the door earlier that evening because he didn’t want to leave her behind with a fussy baby. But, more than ever before, Amy was confident, telling him it would be a waste for him to stay home and miss out on some fun; he should go out and she’d be fine. He’d ended up going. Although it was borderline against his will with half-worried eyes that Jake had crossed the threshold to exit their apartment, while repeating over and over again that she could and should call him if things turned out to be too much: he’d grab the first cab he saw back home.

Amy loved this considerate and worried side of Jake but it also turned out to be quiet unnecessary that night. Besides the hour from hell of fussiness at midnight, the evening alone with her son had gone by pretty smoothly – she’d actually made quite an enjoyable experience out of it. First of all, right after he’d had left, Amy ate the dinner Jake had prepared for her in advance on the couch with Flynn lying next to her in his little nest, talking and admiring his small sounds and smiles. God, she loved him so much and there was no TV-show or movie in the world that could beat the incredible sight of her son clumsily waving around his tiny legs and arms in his green pajama-onesie. Then, after bathing and changing him, she’d fed him to make sure he was completely ready for bed and by 8 PM she was silently smiling down at, admiring, her very own tiny sleeping human as he dozed off in his crib. Losing track of time was incredibly easy these days, both from the lack of sleep but also the huge amount of love for said little human, but after making sure (for the 32nd time) that Flynn was well asleep Amy had, trusty baby monitor in hand, retreated to the living room. There, with a tiny glass of white wine in hand, she’d managed to finish today’s The Times’ crossword puzzle - something Flynn had interrupted a couple of times that day – before she’d felt an inevitable wave of tiredness creep up on her. Once ready, having gone through her own routine plus checking up on the, to her pride and joy, still sleeping baby, Amy went to bed where she’d slept peacefully until her son had claimed her attention a few hours later. So even though Jake was her favorite person to hang out with, her evening had been great and, all in all, she wouldn’t mind doing it again

Now here she was once again awake although this time it was not her baby causing the distraction from sleeping but rather her apparently very drunk husband stumbling around the bathroom. The fact that he hadn’t been loud enough to wake up their son had probably (for sure) helped, but also, Amy couldn’t be mad at Jake when she’d been the one to basically force him to go out and have fun. So, after giving up on falling back asleep figuring it’d be hopeless with Jake stumbling around the apartment, she instead took matters into her own hands and made her way to the bathroom. Here, to her amusement, the sight of her rather nicely dressed husband, unruly curls spilling onto his forehead, was barely able to stay awake and standing upright while brushing his teeth.

“Hey there,” she leaned her hip against the door frame before crossing her arms in front of her chest adding to it a teasing smile.

“Oh god!” from the way he almost choked on his tooth brush, Jake was obviously startled by her sudden appearance but quickly avoided choking with a sad attempt at smooth recovery by clumsily spitting the toothpaste into the sink getting it all over his lips in the process. “I’m szo szo szorry,” the words tumbled from his mouth much like she imagined he’d tripped and fallen over various furniture and items on his way into the apartment just a few moments ago. “Dridn’t mean tro wake you.”

“Well…” she shrugged nonchalantly not really minding mostly because drunk Jake was a hilarious mess she’d missed during their pregnancy, but also partly because she knew he’d be paying the painful price in the morning. “You did.”

Immediately, as if he was a puppy whose tail had just accidentally been stepped on, Jake’s previously insouciant demeanor switched into a intoxicated version of his famous worried frown. Though the second she could tell panic was forming in his drunkenly fatigued eyes, she was quick to step in and avoid guilting him.

“But it’s okay,” her tired but nonetheless somehow always warm eyes worked their best to comfort him, hip nudging her off the doorframe and into a short journey to where her husband had shifted into a leaning position with his back against the sink, toothbrush desperately hanging from the left side of his mouth. His eyes, though dazed and barely able to stay open, followed her every move towards him closely but he was still startled when she’d come close enough for him to feel her breath on him and had sassily snagged the dangling toothbrush out of his mouth (careful to not hurt him in the process, of course).

“As long as you don’t wake up your son,” she raised an eyebrow daringly only to be met by a shocked expression that told her he still wasn’t entirely over that bold toothbrush-move of hers, and was just barely managing to listen to what she was saying solely because of the mention of Flynn. He knew that the baby was an angel (duh, he was his and Amy’s creation) yet Jake was also very much in touch with reality which was that said son also hadn’t managed to sleep through the night yet (which according to his go-to parenting book Cry Hard was normal). Therefor even drunk Jake also knew that every second his son was asleep was to be handled as carefully as you would a bomb, and the mention of him possibly waking him up was enough to sober him up – or at the very least have him feel like it for a second.

“Luckily,” Amy proceeded, placing her hands on his chest before sliding them up to rest on his shoulders, “you didn’t.”

Paired with a heavy sigh, as if he’d been holding his breath in suspense, she instantly felt his shoulders drop in relief. Needless to say that Amy loved the way her husband cared greatly about his new father-role. Sometimes to the point where Jake, very unnecessarily, would push himself down an endless rabbit hole of doubt, where he, Amy had come to find out relatively early on, could only be calmed down by her ordering him to go lie down and so she could place tiny Flynn on his (incredible) father’s chest. Only then, with his son looking up at him with curious brown eyes or even just being fast asleep, Jake could feel his heart rate slow down significantly and the anxiety fade. His son was here on his chest, tiny heartbeat against his big one and they were both okay. It was love and that was all that mattered.

So yes, Jake’s father-role was very important to both him and her, but for tonight, Amy quickly decided, Jake was allowed to be just drunk-Jake. She had no problem taking full responsibility for Flynn-duty that night, and, even though neither of them kept scores or cared about the unspoken tally, she also knew Jake would make it up to her another night.

“So Flynni iz ztill azleep?” Jake whispered loudly not actually managing to control his voice as intended. His sluggish, wondering eyes reminded Amy of the look on her milk-drunk 3-month old’s face right after a feeding which made it even more obvious that Flynn Peralta was very much her father’s son and would grow up to be an exact copy.

“Yes, Flynni,” she giggled emphasizing the nickname her husband had come up with, “is still very much asleep. But he won’t be for much longer if you don’t quiet down,” her hands slid up Jake’s neck to cradle his jaw, his tooth brush still in her hand.

“Zorry,” he smiled sheepishly actually managing to whisper this time. “You’re ze bestest mom in ze attire world, Amy Zantriago.”

“Hm,” she squinted her eyes jokingly, “maybe I should just put back that tooth brush because now you’re just talking crazy.”

“Nooo,” the whine that escaped her husband was childish as he simultaneously pulled her in for a clumsy, giggly kiss that’d cover her mouth in his toothpaste remains – unsurprisingly, drunk-Jake was not a very precise tooth brusher and had a toddler’s amount of basic skills. “Ze only crayzay here is me. Crayazay ‘bout my WIFE!” unable to control himself he half-yelled out the last word causing Amy to make a quick decision and shove the toothbrush back into his mouth. This, besides yet another surprised and confused expression greeting her, seemed to work and would hopefully keep him quiet till he made it to bed where he could pass out.

“Hush, Peralta,” and he immediately did. He knew his always very convincing wife only had good intentions (which making sure their son stayed asleep ultimately was) and whilst she picked up where he’d left of to finish brushing his teeth for him he, like the inner toddler the alcohol ignited in him, stayed put against the sink.

A few minutes later, still managing to stay somewhat silent (apart from constantly trying to whisper sweet nothings and stupidities into her ear meanwhile she struggled to brush his teeth and wash his face) Amy lead Jake to their bedroom which, for once, was for unsexy reasonz (with a z, yes). Immediately as soon as it was within what his drunk brain considered a safe distance, Jake’s body caved and dropped to the soft welcoming surface of their bed. Amy quickly figured that it was probably for the best and she should take advantage of Jake finally staying still, meaning she carefully started undressing him, and it had seemed that he was passed out right up until she popped the third button of his flannel and his eyes shot open along with a sneaky smirk.

“Amez, Iz tonight zhe night that we become PILFs?”

Amy frowned as she reached the last button and then pushed the flannel off of his torso. “PILFs?” She wordlessly prompted him to sit up as to allow her to remove the flannel entirely only to be followed by his undershirt being lifted off via his head – something she’d done a million times before but most cases being for other reasons.

“Parentz I’d Like To Frick,” he smiled in appreciation at his own genius invention before stealing a kiss when Amy happened to be close enough to reach by simply leaning in a bit. It did earn him a small giggle like he wished but then also a light shove back.

“Stop that and help me instead, would you?” She was far from mad at him which he could tell from the way she couldn’t keep an entirely straight face but on the other side of things Amy clearly wasn’t having the easiest time undressing her full grown husband either. Suddenly the task that was changing Flynn 7 times a day was put into a quite interesting perspective: a perspective she didn’t necessarily need.

And so, feeling that his wife was doing all the hard work, he helped. It might’ve taken him 5 minutes to pop open and zip down his jeans, but he succeeded and it was with way too much pride that he kicked his jeans off in a madman-ninja manner which resulted in them flying across the room to touchdown by the door. Normally Amy would demand he put them in the laundry bin but for once she couldn’t care less. The pants being off itself was a great victory.

“Nicely done, babe,” she joked trying to ignore the fact that 3 simple tasks had taken them almost 40 minutes by now, prompting her to playfully throw his night shirt in way so it landed on his head. “Now put that on and you’re good to pass out for the night.”

She walked back over to her side of the bed, throwing in a glance at Flynn in his crib to make sure he was still well and asleep, before crawling back under the covers and pushing the part on Jake’s side aside to invite him in.

It was a matter of seconds before he dropped into place but instead of passing out immediately as Amy had expected him to, her husband shuffled across the bed’s invisible center line wordlessly asking for snuggles that Amy, of course, couldn’t decline. She loved that Jake went out and had some fun by himself, although, at the end of the day, nothing would ever beat having him home with her – even if it meant dealing with an all at once incapable and horny man child.

So, by all means, she lifted her arm to welcome him to make himself at home under it, felt his head moving to on top of her chest, before she put it back down in a soft grip around his shoulders. His free arm would then soon enough wrap around her middle earning him a soft peck to the forehead.

“I love you, Amz,” he mumbled tiredly into her shirt.

“I love you too, Jake,” she smiled leaning her cheek against where she’d just planted the kiss.

“And I love our baby. Zo much. I mizzed him all ze night,” he mumbled on the verge of falling asleep.

And while she always did expect it these days, right then and there when she very honestly in the moment least did expect it, a loud cry as if scripted, tore through the darkness of their bedroom. A small sigh escaped her body although she was couldn’t help but smile at the irony of the situation.

“… Sounds like he missed you too, babe.”

“Oh no,” Jake whined basically imitating Flynn to a point where it was scary as Amy scooted out from his snuggle and the newfound warmth of their bed. “I woke him up. I’m zo zo sorry.”

In the meantime Amy had made her way to the crib.

“You didn’t wake him up, honey,” she made sure to reassure Jake of the fact before picking up the tiny crying figure before promptly looking at the time on her night stand, where her suspicion was immediately proved to be right. “It’s 4 AM: he’s just hungry.”

Not many things in this world were sure or certain, but if there was one thing that was then it was definitely Amy’s knowledge when it came to her son’s schedule. Yes, Jake got up with Flynn just as frequently as she did, but contrary to her, Jake didn’t take note of the time and just did what his son demanded without interest in cracking the code to their baby’s life-pattern: as long as he got to care for him and make him happy again, the logistics were somewhat irrelevant to Jake.

“You sure?” he complained nervously questioning his wife as she sat back down in bed with Flynn cradled to her chest.

“Yes, completely.”

With her always being right and all, Jake settled for accepting his wife’s statement quieting down to take in the sight of their son fumbling to find where his mother had lifted up her shirt in order to feed him. Seconds later, like the peace that followed after a huge sky-cracking thunderstorm, silence settled upon the family of three letting the two adult of said family know that Flynn had once again worked out how to still his hunger. Apart from the very faint sounds of suckling, the occasional little pop followed by a wail when he’d lose his mouthful and complain until Amy managed to help him back on track, idyllic silence of the night wrapped up the apartment as if Jake had never interrupted it just an hour prior.

It was in moments like these where Jake became untouchable, completely disregarding any physical or mental state he might be in, and simply gave in to soaking in the faultless felicity parenthood provided him with. He’d never been anything but happy with Amy but this life he’d been living for 3 months now was even better and beyond any imaginable expectations he’d had. Flynn, though being the one who was completely dependent on his father’s care, had given Jake life a renewed meaning he hadn’t known or felt close to before. A meaning he’d originally been so afraid of even considering before he met Amy but had come to realize he wanted with her and only her.

He wanted 4 AM cries. He wanted the sight of Amy, depending on what her energy level was, either dozing off to or actively admiring their son latching onto her swelled chest as he suckled on it. He wanted the rush of pride every time Flynn made a new sound even if it was simply bringing into existence a new pitch when he squealed or whimpered. Jake wanted all and everything, big and small, as long as it was with them.

So of course, as soon as Flynn was placed stomach down on Amy’s chest after being done eating and burped, earning himself a sweet praise when he succeeded, Jake was back to snuggling into his wife’s side. There was no minding sharing her chest with the tiny human as it provided Jake with the perfect combination of cuddling with his wife and the incredible sight of their stupefying son slipping back into a peaceful state of sleepy satisfaction.

“He’s sro prerfect, Amy.”

“I know, babe,” with a hand safely cradling and stroking the back of Flynn’s decently hairy head she mumbled her reply obviously in the early stages of dozing off herself. The other hand, this arm having returned to its spot around Jake, was resting against her husband’s back stroking it in a synchronized motion.

“Like, he’z like getting ze one exact toy you wanted ze mostest in your Happy Meal as a child.”

She would laugh out loud at his comparison, finding it incredibly endearing, but she was by then too exhausted and only managed to form a tired smile – also the laughing would cause her chest and then automatically Flynn to quiver which she was not about to dare.

“He really is,” she mumbled.

“I think we shrould have anozer.”

It was easy to tell that the comment was partly genuine and sweet but also partly… intoxicated. Though Amy didn’t doubt the fact that Jake wouldn’t mind more children, she also didn’t doubt the fact that he definitely wouldn’t remember this conversation when he woke up some hours later with a hammering headache and zombie-like state of mind.

“I think I have enough on my hands with you two.”

Yes, she did see them having at least two kids but one newborn was definitely more than enough at the moment, plus they had plenty of time to consider further additions to the family once Flynn would be older and Jake not completely wasted. Although it was nice to hear some truth about his inner thoughts spill from her drunk husband, there was no doubt in her mind that there was no need to hurry. They would get there eventually and for now they were already so very happy.

She was pulled out of her thoughts by the feeling of Jake’s lips planting a soft, half-sloppy kiss to, first, their son’s head, then, then her neck. Then small movements beneath her hand on Flynn was next, quickly peaking her curiosity and winning over her exhaustion then forcing herself to open her eyes. Immediately feeling glad she did so because she was met by the most heartwarming sight of Jake carefully caressing Flynn’s tiny feet.

“We’re gunna make zo many perfect bebiez, Amy Trivago. Zo many. Like zis one.”

“I’m sure of it, babe,” she gave into one last tired chuckle hoping agreeing would give him the peace he needed to fall asleep. And besides the fact his fingers continuously toyed with the tiny feet, Jake seemed fast asleep a few moments later leaving Amy to soak in the moment, fighting to stay awake just a few more minutes to enjoy how incredibly lucky she was.

There was indeed nothing better than feeling her two favorite boys’ heartbeats against her skin as she herself dove into a deep sleep.

#i'm pretty pleased with this one #both cute and fluffy #domestic peraltiago for days #peraltiago #jake x amy #peraltiago fanfic #jake and amy #jake peralta #amy santiago #baby peraltiago #fanfiction #b99 #Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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smileaus-blog · 6 years

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LIFE Chapter 1 - The New Kid

Pairing: Reader x All7Members Genre: Drama, Eventual fluff and angst?? Type: A long ass story which will have LOTS of chapters Slow, but everything will tie together Desc: You live a pretty good life. You're wealthy, smart, talented, sociable. Nothing out of the ordinary. Until you meet 7 boys that change your everything, for the better or worse. This isn't necessarily a love story between you and a member but the story of you meeting all of them and what follows on from there. This will be quite a long story, probably consisting of many chapters and drama - sort of novel like? (the best way I can describe it is like Friends or Gilmore Girls, long and steady) This is my first time writing so excuse my low vocabulary and mistakes and don't be afraid to comment if I have made any or if you just have any general opinions/criticisms. I hope you enjoy reading this story as much as I will enjoy writing it :) -BeyondTheScenesInMyHead

"Alright class, I have the results to the last test here" Mrs Wang announces. She begins her regular ridicule of reading out what each and every student ranked along with their scores, once again starting from the bottom. I zone out for a good 10 minutes, knowing good and well my name will be the last to be read out.

"Choi Y/n, 97 points, ranked 2nd"

You jolt up as you try to comprehend what you just heard. You're not obsessed with being first or anything, but more such it's just become normal for you being so.

"And finally, Kim Namjoon, 98 points, ranked 1st"

You quickly applaud your classmate, summoning everyone else to do so. They hesitantly join in, and after 10 seconds finish off what was a somewhat awkward round of applause. Namjoon slouches down in his chair, slightly embarrassed and clearly not used to the attention.

It's been 2 weeks since he arrived and yet he's still only managed to make one friend. Surprising considering he clearly has the intellect to do so. You had never quite understood why people found it so difficult to make friends. It was easy as one two three.

Step one: Start a conversation

Step two: Find out whether you like them or not

Step three: Stay friends with them or stop talking to them

Simple.

Ever since you've been able to speak you've always had a way with words, being able to talk was simple, being able to write was even simpler. Honestly everything was simple to you. English, Maths, Science. Art, Photography, Editing. Sports. Things just seemed to come naturally to you. The more you thought about it the more you realised, you were actually quite good at most things. The only bad thing about yourself you could name was-

Getting distracted.

The boy. You were thinking about the boy.

You glance over at him. The silent classroom makes you feel more awkward than you already are, realising just how long you've been staring at him. Namjoon, his name is. N a m j o o n. Quite an unusual name. But then again, who are you to judge names. Your brothers named Choi Beom Seok, which due to your unfortunate fluency in english, literally just reminds you of a bomb ass sock. You don't know how your parents gave him such a strange name yet named you Choi Y/n. Pretty normal, but at the same time not basic. It was cute. And in that moment you realised you'd become distracted again.

Namjoon. That's what you were supposed to be thinking about. His hair is a burnt orange you finally decide, after spending the last 5 minutes trying to figure out just what colour it is. It's an unusual colour, but then again, the boy is quite unusual himself. Quiet, yet so loud with his one friend, who even though having been at this school for 2 years, has managed to remain invisible from you until 2 weeks ago when you saw him having lunch with Namjoon. You still don't know his name and it seems that nobody else does either. You're pretty certain you asked almost everybody you know who he is, but every single one didn't even know who you were on about. That's when you decided you'd have to find out for yourself.

As the bell rings for lunch you quickly gather up your things and head off to the canteen, excited to put your plan into play.

"You still on for tonight?" your close friend Jin Soo asks as you just as you exit the classroom.

"Yeah yeah, don't worry I'll be there at 7" you hurriedly respond, eager to head to the canteen. "You wanna study History today right? And Spanish tomorrow?" you check, and are responded to by a nod and a wave before heading your separate ways. Tutoring was perfect for you in every way. You solidified your knowledge and got paid heavily to do so. Even better, you 100% of the time made friends with your students, so tutoring was never a drag. As you stroll down the hallway you're greeted constantly, one friend after the other. But instead of commencing a heavy conversation as you usually would, you politely reply to everyone with short concise answers and head over to get your lunch. Picking up your chopsticks and placing them on your tray, you spot your targets. You rush to their table and sit down asking "Do you mind if I sit here?" as you do so. In front of you to the right, Kim Namjoon staring at you with a look of uncertainty and discomfort on his face. On the right, the other boy, the nameless one, staring at you confused yet relaxed. "Sure" Namjoon quietly replies, wondering why the most popular girl in the school has come and sat down with him. He concludes that your buffoon group of friends probably dared you to come here, and that it's most probably because he outranked you in the last test. Sensing the tension in the air, you decide to begin with Step 1. You start the conversation.

"Congrats on ranking first on the test" you say, a vibrant smile of happiness spread across your face. Namjoon tries to decide whether your comment is genuine or passive aggressive, but he can't quite seem to decide.

"Thanks" he timidly mutters, hoping not to come off too rude.

You're disappointed by his lack of response, but choose not to become discouraged.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Y/n." You cheerfully direct at the nameless boy. "Yeah, I know" He replies instantly. Care-freely. You wait for his response, but no such luck. You let out a small cough. "And you are?" "Oh.. yeah..." The boy replies, his hand gliding through the back of his silvery blue hair, looking slightly flustered, embarrassed at the fact he forgot to introduce himself. "I'm Yoongi, Min Yoongi" "Min Yoongi" you repeat, oddly satisfied by the now not nameless boys name. "Y o o n g i" you repeat again, elongating the o's, causing the boy- Yoongi to let out a small chuckle. "That's a nice name" you respond, still satisfied by the strange, yet beautiful name. "Thanks" he chuckles, still stroking the back of his head. You mentally note that that is what he does when he becomes flustered. "Hey Y/n why are you sat here?" Ji Hee, another one of your friends, asks you as she hurriedly strolls over. "How come your not sitting with us?" She questions, giving you a weird glance as she does so. "Just felt like it" you reply. "Don't worry I'm not avoiding anyone or anything, I just" you glance over at Yoongi and Namjoon "felt like making some new friends" you finish off, giving a reassuring smile to the both of them. It worked, reassuring Yoongi, making him feel even more relaxed than he already was and maybe even more willing to get to know you. However the smile seemed to have the opposite effect on Namjoon. In fact, he was now even more confused than previously, wondering why you had sat here if it in fact wasn't a dare by your friends. "I just felt like making some new friends" your voice echoes through his head. Why would anyone as popular as you want to make new friends? Especially with him? He didn't exactly think of himself as the most interesting of all people. That's when it clicked. 'She must want to get close to Yoongi' he thinks, a feeling of satisfaction filling him as he now understands the situation. Yoongi was a pretty interesting guy in all honesty when he thought about it. He may have been closed off at first, but in the three years he had known him, he had discovered so many intriguing things about the guy, he was no longer surprised when he found out some new out-of-the-ordinary thing about him.

"I have to go get something out my locker, but I'll see you guys around" you say, grabbing your bag, locking arms with Ji Hee before just wondering off. The two boys just stare in amazement as you depart, a look that can be described as no other than being starstruck plastered across their faces. And they both just blankly watch as you wander off out of the canteen and into the courtyard. Authors note: I hope you enjoyed this chapter! I will slowly be introducing each member of bts throughout the story, so don't worry that the others haven't made their first appearances yet. Thank you to the one person reading this lmao. I'll try to upload often as honestly this story is just kind of being made up as I go, but I do know how it will end. I guess we'll both find out the story together :)

- Beyondthescenesinmyhead

#bts #bts fanfic #bts fanfction #bts x reader #jungkook #suga #namjoon #hoseok #jin #taehyung #jimin #fluff #angst #smut #fanfic #fanfiction

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princeyandanxiety · 7 years

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The "ask me things" ask - all of them!!! Or if that's too insane, do the first 20 and the last 20 :p

The answers are short bc i was rushing them haha but ill put em under the read more

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

… I would be very, very freaked out. Words would not be said. Only screaming.

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

I saw him last month. No offense, but he cannot write a decent speech.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

Depending on the drug, it’d vary from “please just make sure you’re safe” to “oh god how do i convince you that this is a bad idea [panicky pharmacist daughter vibrating]”

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

[counts letters on fingers] yes!

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Sober.

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyep

7. What does your last received text say?

“Ok, see you next week. Thanks. :)”8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

Once.

9. Where was your last kiss at?

Kindergarten classroom. In my primary school.

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

[checks time] uh like an hour ago?

11. What do you drink in the morning?

Water or cinnamon orange tea

12. Where did you sleep last night?

My bed.

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

They’re a lot of work, but they’re ultimately a choice that both people have to make. I’d like to hope that they’re ultimately worth it.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

Mostly test results.

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

“Oh, hey, we haven’t talked in like 6 years. How’s life?”

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Sunny.

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

Lmao fuck no.

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

Pj pants!

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

Yes. Because I’ll have finished my HSC.

20. Does anyone like you?

Yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

No. Only an A, a T, and another A.

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

[shrugs[

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

There are multiple. Be more specific.

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

Yeah but I’m a fucking wuss haha I’d probs pass out from the pain or something.

25. In the past week have you cried?

I cried like 9 hours ago lmao

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

TOY POODLE!

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

Who the fuck dries themself in the shower? It’s all watery in there. Foot mats exist for a reason.

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

nnnnnnnnnnnnnope

29. Do you think you’re old?

Sometimes i feel a little old, but I know that I’m still pretty damn young

30. Do you like text messaging?

Lmao I prefer it to calling that’s for damn sure. I dont actually text all that much tho. Mostly because the people i’d text have free messenger services anyway. That or the bill for texting them would be pretty fuckin pricey.

31. What type of day are you having?

It’s on the better side of neutral.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

Nooooo thanks. I got my ears pieced when I was like 3 and that was enough for me!

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

Mildly cold weather.

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

Yes! He’s been my friend since kindergarten haha

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

relationship because i am a massive romantic (whICH REMINDS ME-)

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

Is anyone actually simple? Like really? There are always so many different parts to one person, so many intricacies and contradictions, good and bad, that they might not even think about.

… so im probably a more complicated person haha.

37. What song are you listening to?

Nice2KnoU by All Time Low i love it sooooo muuuuuuch38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

Most of the time, yeah.

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?Ooooooh yeah. They probably have the most power to wreck me lmao.

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

Okay in my defense I didn’t realise I actually liked them until my brain was like “lmao what if you had a crush on this person” and I was like “oh. oh fuck. I actually do have a crush on them” but i think it was a few things. they always make me smile, and they don’t mind that i can be a clingy motherfucker. They’re also funny and super sweet, and they have such an amazing mind and personality. Tbh im not entirely surprised that i fell for them because when i click with someone as well as i initially did with them i tend to develop feelings pretty quickly from there.

41. When did you last receive a text message?5:14 pm

42. What is wrong with you right now?Do you have the time to hear the answer to that?

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?Eh. She’s a teacher.

44. Does anyone disgust you?

Yes.45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?Unfortunately, no, probably not.

46. Are you in a good mood right now?{come back to this}

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?My mum

48. What color shirt are you wearing?

Black. Like my soul.49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?Yes.

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

Yeah. Myself.51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

… yes because he turned out to be a dick.

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?See above.

53. Do you like rain?I frikkin’ love it

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?Not really. I’d only be really worried if it was unhealthy levels of drinking.

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

… Lmao I always tend to admit it eventually, I think. A few times I’ve been like “oh yeah, I used to have a crush on you haha” 56. Do you like to cuddle?

Never… actually… cuddled before...

57. Are you shy?

Eh, it depends. 58. Do you get along with girls?

I tend to get along better with girls than guys tbh but when I was younger I always had a lot of girl cousins and at primary school it was always pretty divided between boys and girls

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?Fuck. no.

60. What do you carry with you at all times?

My phone 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

… maybe. 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?I sure as hell hope I can

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

Ahhh, the beginning of HSC. I was so young then. So hopeful.

Too bad my soul has been squashed. 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

… Bells has just passed out from thinking about this please leave a message after the beep *beeeeep*65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

My friend did really well on an important test and she was super happy about it haha

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

Between 17 and 18.

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? I like doing my own nails but tbh I *really* wanna get them done one day.

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?

How about neither????69. Do you have any stickers on your car? Nah

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? Who?

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? Android!

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?

Fuck if I know lmao73. Do you like diet soda?

Ew no74. What color are the walls in your room?

Varying shades of purple

75. Are you 16 or older? Yep!

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? Nope!

77. Do you have a job?

Double nope! 78. What are your initials?

Identification.79. Did you ever have braces?

Got ‘em right now haha80. Are you from the south?

I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER so technically yeah

81. What does your last status on facebook say? “How does a worried Hispanic person count to three?Uno, dos, stress.”

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? Lol no I don't even know if he's alive

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?

Mum :)84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?

I did gymnastics in kindergarten!

I hated it.85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?

Probably Moana?86. Do you smoke?

Nah 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?

THONGS M888. Is your phone touch screen?

Yes.89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?

My hair is straight than I am most of the time.90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? Haha no.91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?

Pool 92. Have you ever made out in a car? Nope

93. …Had sex in a car? Double nope

94. Are you single or in a relationship? Single!

95. What were you doing last night at midnight? Sleeping like a baby

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?

In person? A few years, now.

97. Do you like the camera on your phone? Yes. because i have a samsung galaxy s7 now. My s3 had the picture quality of a potato.

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? Nope.

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? THREE MORE MONTHS. But no not yet

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? Uh theres one person that i’ve been holding a grudge against for fucking ever but other than that no?

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? … look bayer and bayer would be getting sued if i was pregnant.

102. Name your favorite Kesha song: C’mon

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?

Nah its winter so im all long shirts and knee socks rn 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?

Idk maybe

#ask #ask tag #anon #in which bells makes a sneaky admission #its not a massive thing lmao but *finger guns*

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1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? more cereal2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? not @ all3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? tissues, napkins, sticky notes, random cuts of notebook paper4: how do you take your coffee/tea? two-four sugars w creamer or 1/2 n 1/2 (tea)5: are you self-conscious of your smile? not after i got braces6: do you keep plants? no7: do you name your plants? 8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? idk the only art i do is in photography, and i try to do dark/spooky shit.. it doesnt have a meaning9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? yes10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? side 11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends? i dont rly have a friends group, less drama that way12: what's your favorite planet? smth has always intrigued me abt mars13: what's something that made you smile today? lars (:14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? idc it's somewhere to live.. we can fix it up if we have the money. if so, i would prob have a bunch of shit everywhere lmao15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! it says language programming ??16: what's your favorite pasta dish? some plain old penne/rigatoni w red gravy, but it has to be GOOD red gravy .. none of that ragu/preggo shit17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? black and it already is dyed that color, but i do want to experiment a bit and get few pieces red18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. JESUS.. these are endless... once i RLY had to pee, and i was @ school. it was after school hrs. my friend and i were waiting for the game to start. all the doors were locked up @ the school. i think they took out the portapotty from outside, so i said to my friend, "let's go to the lower field" (we have an upper and lower field idk what other schools have lmao) despite it saying there are cameras down there (which IK for sure bc i've seen the computer w the school cameras, and there are ones surveilling the fields), i peed. in 8th grade during lunch, this girl pissed me the fuck off. i can't remember what she did, but i picked up her sandwich and threw it to the ground.another time in 8th grade during gym, my friends and i were fooling around during a fitness walk (walk thru the trail surrounded by woods oooo). i was yelling "IN DA GREENZ" bc i was a rly weird kid, and now we bring it up whenever we see bushes. OKAY lasT memORYYY in 8th grade, i was on the soccer team. i sucked @ it... the ball was coming to me, and i tried to kick it. instead of kicking it, my foot went on top of the ball resulting in my fall19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? i used to keep a journal. last winter was the most recent journal i'd had, and my guidance counselor purchased it for me. i was going thru a rly hard time, and it was an outlet from that. after the winter ended, i never felt the need to write in it again.. it hasnt gotten that bad20: what's your favorite eye color? lars' eye color21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. 22: are you a morning person? depends... if my sleeping schedule is just like that, I LOVE WAKING UP IN THE MORNING. if i don't usually, then no fuck it lmao23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? literally nothing, but i do that when i have obligations... i get to it @ some point24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? lars25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into? i've broken into my friend's house and my own. breaking into my friend's house wasn't rly that weird. i was out of it bc i had hardly gotten sleep the previous night. i also had permission lmao it wasn't as if i just went in. my friend had forgotten her key. breaking into my own house was actually bizarre ...26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit? i usually wear my docs, but i switch out. before getting my docs, i wore my all black vans W LITERALLY EVERYTHING. the only time i wouldnt was when i wore a light outfit, which wasnt often bc 98% of the time i wear all black27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor? i don't chew gum. it has aspartame, which is literally poison28: sunrise or sunset? i haven't seen a sunset since i was a child, and i want to definitely see it again29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? monty is my lover30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? yes31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. socks are good. if you wear them in the cold months around the house, you are less susceptible to sickness. they also work well when you wear them w most shoes bc they prevent sweat. lars take notes (; i love wearing weird socks. i love socks. i usually never match socks bc no one will see them?? if i wear a black sock, i try to match w another black sock tho. i do sleep w socks in the cold months. otherwise, my feet would freeze. sometimes i wear multiple socks in the summer to keep my feet warm. i do wear white socks sometimes32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. i wasn't w my friends, but i found a drunken man in my rm after 3am on st. patricks day two yrs ago33: what's your fave pastry? cannoli34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? i kept this one stuffed animal who was a girl. she had blonde braids, and i used to kiss her on the lips when no one was looking. i knew it was weird bc she wasn't real. i also used to pretend i was fucking her... it was a weird childhood. idk where she is now35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? I LOVE PENS!!!! okay im going to sound like a weirdo.. i only love certain kinds. i hate cheap ass pens. my fav pens are the ones that u click on the bottom to get the tip bc the clicking helps me concentrate. it's also fun to just click it. i haven't used a clicky one in awhile bc i bought myself pentels. i love pentels as well bc they come in nice colors, and i rly like the cap for it. i like pens that come from certain companies bc it looks like i've been somewhere.. maybe i have? i've gotten free pens from places and some of them i just found w that lettering lmao 36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now? nine inch nails (:37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? dont care as long as ik where everything is. my parents call it messy, but i call it my peace38: tell us about your pet peeves! i hate when ppl put things back where they don't belong. idk i dont keep track of this shit39: what color do you wear the most? black40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you? none41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving? 1984 by george orwell42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! starbucks LMAO43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? no one44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? the last time i was w lars45: do you trust your instincts a lot? yes46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. idk47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? high fructose corn syrup48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? idr what it was then, but now it's getting raped.. ive had this fear since i was 14 i think49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? i dont usually buy that shit50: what's an odd thing you collect? wristbands.. i like to say i've been places51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? lars , peach // the front bottoms52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? the yr just started, bUT I LOVE IAN'S (IDUBZZZZ) VIDEO OF "I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION"53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? i want to see rocky horror picture show. i've seen heathers, beetlejuice, and pulp fiction. i love heathers and beetlejuice. i didn't understand pulp fiction entirely, but that could be bc i was spammed by a gc while watching it54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? idk55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point? idk56: what are some things you find endearing in people? smile57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? i never realized that this song sounds like five mini songs put together... i did reenact them in my head58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? nonexistent lol59: what's your favorite myth? black eyed children60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? anything from edgar allan poe61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received? idk i hate getting gifts i'd rather give them, but i don't usually give them bc i never have money when it's time62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? ORANGE!63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? no64: what color is the sky where you are right now? grey65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with? lars66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? idk67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? i have SAD soooo68: what's winter like where you live? FUCKING HORRIBLE, but it's worse in other places69: what are your favorite board games? ive been missing guess who? lately70: have you ever used a ouija board? no, but my math teacher says u have to make it from a certain wood and put a spell on it for it to work... too much work 😩71: what's your favorite kind of tea? lipton lemon!!!!!72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it? i try to note everything down, but sometimes i can remember things w/o writing them down73: what are some of your worst habits? staying in bed for too long74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. bye75: tell us about your pets! i have a dog, and she's old af lmao i never rly liked her idk i hate dogs76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't? homework and probably calling up my new job to see when i have to go in.. cant be arsed.. 77: pink or yellow lemonade? pink78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? FANCLUB!!! (:79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?lars gave me cute cat headphones80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? white.. i didn't choose it81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. i can't rn82: are/were you good in school? i made it into university, so i guess so83: what's some of your favorite album art? the devin n god are raging inside of me // brand new .. cant think of many in particular84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? one in remembrance of my friend who died and a full sleeve85: do you read comics? what are your faves? no86: do you like concept albums? which ones? YES YES YESSSS MANSON 'S CONCEPTS R SO GOOD (: 87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? idk88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? i just rly like frida kahlo89: are you close to your parents? no90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. i want to visit/live in philly so badly ):91: where do you plan on traveling this year? texas92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? i only put a little fresh mozz on it if there is quite a bit93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most? i just wear my hair the same everyday94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? lars95: what are your plans for this weekend? none96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? omfg i had 20 or so awaiting updates last summer that i had to finally do bc it was fucking up my computer97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? what98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? i dont hike99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. NOBODY'S PERFECT BY HANNAH MONTANA100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? 5 yrs into the future.. why would i want to relive the last 5 yrs of life ?? idk im just fine living w my past mistakes.. they've shaped me

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STEP 3 Copy & Paste Code Into Your Site

Paste the code into your site, following the easy, simple instructions inside your dashboard. It’s the same way you add Google Analytics. No coding skill or special tools needed!

That’s it… now you have the latest, smartest A.I technology working tirelessly for you… 24/7… to convert your visitors into leads, subscribers and sales like crazy…

WITHOUT

Annoying pop ups

WITHOUT

Clever copywriting

WITHOUT

Conversion rate experts

WITHOUT

Chat boxes (that everybody ignores!)

You’re In Full Control…

Drag, drop, point and click your way to customized video avatars that behave exactly how you want, when you want, where you want.

Aiwis is simple to use… just follow the prompts and step by step process to easily design avatars for every scenario.

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Works on any device and browser, including mobile!

100% cloud based. Nothing to download, ever!

Warning: Pop Ups And Overlays Could Be Draining Your Wallet

(and quietly killing your business)

If you didn’t already know… Google is now penalizing websites that use pop ups and overlays… especially if you’re running AdWords ads. Now Facebook is doing the same… penalizing advertisers who send traffic to pages with pop ups and overlays or any website that provides a “poor experience.”

Which means… if you’re trying to grab attention, build a list, or get visitors to buy with pop ups or overlays… you’re going to be paying more per click… while your reach continues to decline. You can fix this fast… by replacing pop ups and overlays with hyper smart video avatars… turning your website into a “sales engine” that Facebook and Google love!

But what about those trusty old chat boxes…?

Aiwis Puts Chat Boxes To Shame!

Hey, chat boxes can work, but when it comes to converting visitors into leads, subscribers and sales, they don’t come close to the power of Aiwis. Here’s why:

Not all visitors will see or use a chat box

especially people with eyesight problems or anyone who hates typing

Chat boxes aren’t great on mobile platforms

not all mobile devices are able to support live chat applications

Chat boxes are easy to ignore

with one click, people close the box and you’ve lost them forever

Chat boxes have limited features

your chat box can reply with canned responses, but can it show visitors content that they’re most likely to read or watch?

I could go on, but I think you get the idea… now let’s look at even more reasons why Aiwis is so freakin’ awesome…

Stop Your Visitors Leaving Early

With a few clicks, you can program your video avatars to detect when a visitor is leaving the browser and present them with special content, messages, opt-in forms, coupons, or anything you like.

Rapidly Reduce Cart Abandonment

Use Aiwis video avatars to personally interact with your shoppers all the way through the buying process… reminding them that stocks are limited… or their coupon is about to expire… or what they need to do on each page… or sharing positive reviews to keep their trust… or simply showing how safe and secure your payment system is… then sit back and watch, as you dramatically reduce cart abandonment!

Cutting—Edge Lip Sync Technology

…for Smoother, Lifelike And Engaging Video Avatars.

Say goodbye to cold, impersonal websites. Now you can build trust and warm up your visitors with engaging, eye—grabbing, relatable video avatars that drive optins, leads and sales like you’ve never seen before.

Works Seamlessly On All Websites And Ecommerce Platforms

Here’s Why Aiwis Is Becoming The #1 Choice For Marketers Who Need Their Traffic To Convert…

Easy to use

The visual dashboard makes it easy to create any kind of avatar, saying and doing whatever you want, when you want, in a matter of minutes. No coding, no learning curves. Just drag, drop, point, click and you’re done.

No technical skills or coding

Just paste one line of text into your website, where we tell you, and you’re done. No digging around in the code. No weird plugins or software. It couldn’t be any easier.

100% cloud based, no downloads

Quickly create, customize and manage your video avatars on any device or browser, from anywhere in the world with an internet connection.

Reach a world of new audiences

Personally greet your visitors and guide them to take action in their native language! Forget Google translate. Aiwis converts everything into their language, in a human sounding voice that’s hard to ignore. Now you can tap into a world of foreign speaking audiences that your competitors are missing.

Unrivalled A.I for insane optins, leads and sales

Truly personal A.I messaging technology grabs attention, shows visitors relevant content depending on their previous visit, presents videos while pausing at key points to ask viewers questions, addresses visitors by their name, location and time zone and leads them to subscribe, email, call or buy on the spot.

Aiwis video avatars work perfectly on any device or browser

Whether your visitors are on PC, Mac, tablet or smartphone, your avatars are guaranteed to work perfectly, every time.

Fresh reviews for Aiwis 2.0…

It doesn’t matter what business or niche you’re in… Aiwis is designed to set your optins, leads and sales on fire…

Affiliate Marketers

Use AIWIS on your review pages, landing pages, on your blog etc., to tell your visitors exactly what you want them to do, and convert them into huge affiliate commissions.

Product creators

Use AIWIS on your sales pages to ‘present’ your offer. Wow your visitors, gain their trust and guide them through to a sale. You can expect a dramatic increase in profits!

Bricks and mortar owners

Use AIWIS on your business website to offer discounts, join mailing lists for special offers etc. All businesses can benefit from increased engagement.

Ecommerce entrepreneur

Use AIWIS to guide your visitor around your store, make purchase suggestions, and offer discount coupons at checkout to drastically reduce cart abandonment.

Social media marketers

Use AIWIS to encourage visitors to follow, tweet, comment and share content. AIWIS is so unique that people will share, just so that other people can see AIWIS in action!

Bloggers

Use AIWIS as a helping hand on your site, showing your visitors what to read and view, inviting them onto your list for future updates, and showcasing special offers.

Offline consultants

Implement AIWIS onto your clients’ websites to magically increase engagement, clicks, leads, shares and sales….and charge them a fat monthly fee for the privilege!

Marketing agencies

Add a brand-new money—making service to your agency and become a conversion super hero for your clients, charging big bucks to deploy Aiwis on their websites in seconds!

Internet Marketers

Use AIWIS on your websites, landing pages, and squeeze pages for an instant boost to opt-ins and sales.

Any business

Whatever business you’re in…

… Aiwis allows you to finally control the conversion, by transforming your “one—way” website into an interactive experience that turns visitors into leads, subscribers and customers like never before…

Without Any Tech Skills, Creativity, Backbreaking Work Or Wasting Thousands Of Dollars!

You don’t need to learn copywriting or conversion rate optimization

You don’t need to buy expensive software subscriptions…

You don’t need to redesign your website…

You don’t need to create new content…

You don’t need to learn code or screw with your website…

You don’t need to hire experts…

And you don’t need more traffic!

With Aiwis video avatars, you can explode your sales without increasing your traffic… thanks to hyper intelligent, fully interactive A.I that engages your visitors on a personal level and in their native language while effortlessly guiding them to optin, call, visit or buy whatever you’re selling. So, are you…

Ready to turn your website into an unstoppable “sales engine” that finally brings you the leads, subscribers and customers you deserve?

Deploy customizable, fully interactive video avatars on your website in seconds… without any technical skills!

Turn your website into an unstoppable “sales engine” that’s Facebook and Google friendly!

Cutting—edge lip sync technology for smoother, lifelike and engaging video avatars

Interact with your visitors depending on their behavior!

Works for any niche, any business and any website!

Automatically present videos to your visitors… pause the video to ask your viewers a question… then resume the video!

Choose from 46 different accents, and a choice of 4 male and female voices (boy, girl, man and woman!)

Greet each visitor personally by their first name, location and local time

Works on any device and browser, including mobile!

Reduce cart abandonment and lower bounce rates!

Dynamically switch to your visitor’s language to send optins, leads and sales through the roof!

No tech skills or coding. Paste one line of text to deploy your intelligent avatar in seconds!

Turbo-boost your optins, affiliate income, ad revenue or sales overnight!

Works seamlessly all website and ecommerce platforms!

100% cloud based. Nothing to download, ever!

Plus, Inside Your Aiwis Dashboard You’ll Get Access To:

Complete Training

Full documentation and step by step video training

Webinars and Resources

Access to exclusive regular webinars, sharing tricks, ideas and other cool ideas to leverage video avatars for insane leads, optins and sales, day after day

24/7 Support

Full support, 7 days a week

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Can You Afford To Ignore This Futuristic Technology?

You can have great content, brilliant blog posts, incredibly engaging videos, an amazing offer and even a ton of traffic…and your website can still fail – why? You can’t control how visitors interact with your website.

You have to hope that someone subscribes, calls, emails or buys what you’re selling… If you were in the same room with your customer, you’d be able to verbally guide them to your optin boxes, coupons, buy buttons, special offers or killer video content.

That’s exactly what AIWIS is designed to do… personally interacting with your visitors and leading them to take action!

Ultimately, Aiwis gives you the power to be in control of how every visitor interacts with your site, so you can turn more visitors into subscribers, leads and sales starting tonight.

So, The Choice Is Yours…

Do you want to keep throwing money at ads, slaving away over SEO and social media, desperately driving traffic… then watching in agony as people just bounce off your site, never to return?

Do you want to keep working harder, longer hours, creating better copy and awesome content, testing endless variables… hoping you’ll finally see a small increase in website conversions?

Do you really want to keep pouring money into annoying pop ups, overlays, lightboxes that get you penalized in Google and Facebook and raise your ad costs?

And do you really need that cheesy avatar that’s dumber than Kayne West and Kim Kardashian’s offspring?

Every day, you’re losing valuable traffic that you’ll never get back. Isn’t it time to plug the leaks, and turn your website into a marketing machine that rapidly grows your list, leads and sales instead?

Here’s what can happen to your bank account when you deploy these hyper—intelligent video avatars on your website…

By jolting your conversion rate just by 8%… you can leap from a measly $140 to $700 per week! If that’s not worth investing a few small bucks, I don’t know what is!

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Works on any device and browser, including mobile!

100% cloud based. Nothing to download, ever!

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3 Highly-Engaging AIWIS Characters

You already have a choice of 6 AIWIS avatars; the original avatar, and a family of 5 adorable robot characters. Through extensive research, we’ve found that robot characters out-perform human-like 3D characters in terms of engagement and likeability. So, as a bonus, you’ll get not one, nor two…but 3 EXTRA robot characters, ready to wow your visitors, gather information and automatically guide them to subscribe, contact or buy from you.

AIWIS secret tips and tricks

We’ve created AIWIS to be so intuitive to set up and use, you don’t need any training whatsoever. However, we have a secret vault of awesome tips, tricks and techniques that really push AIWIS to the next level.

Get a sneak peek into how we, and other AIWIS customers, are using AI technology to drive leads, traffic, sales and profits.

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AIWIS Behavior Trails Store Listings

Each website is unique, which is why AIWIS allows you to tailor AIWIS to your exact needs. However, success leaves clues. Perhaps you’ve created an ultra-successful Behavior Trail that is getting you insane amounts of engagement, shares, subscribers or sales? Just like how you would sell a high-converting sales funnel on ClickFunnels Marketplace, now you can sell your high-converting Behavior Trails to other AIWIS users!

Join us today, and you’ll get unlimited access to the Behavior Trails Store, where you can upload as many Behavior Trails as you like and generate a lucrative second income!

Done-For-You AIWIS Behavior Trails

You can take massive shortcuts to sky-high engagement, leads and sales by buying tried-and-tested, ready-to-deploy Behavior Trails from other AIWIS users inside Behavior Trails Store. AIWIS has a large repository of ready-made Behavior Trails, in standard marketing objectives, such as offering discounts, getting subscribers, getting shares etc… there’s no need to hire writers!

However, to thank you for being an early adopter of AIWIS 2.0, we will give you access to 5 proven-to-convert Behavior Trails, free of charge! This is the ultimate “copy & paste” route to more leads, optins and sales from your website.

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