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mecharose · 1 year
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why is it on some WIPs its like:
story events: 2 guys meet new wordcount: 10,000,000 words
and others its like:
story events: dramatic confession of love, character reveal that's been teased since the second chapter, plot twist that changes the entire story forevermore, half the cast found dead in miami new wordcount: 234 words
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booksandcleverness81 · 10 months
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Coming out of hibernation just to say that Love, Theoretically was a good book. No, a great book. I like Ali Hazelwood's formula, I like her characters, I LOVE that she writes about women in STEM and uses her books to advocate for fairer practices in academia.
Modern romances are almost all written with the same general structure. I read a lot of them (and write some), and while some tell a really good story and create memorable characters, the majority are generic cookie cutter stories that I forget about as soon as I close the book.
Most romance characters are archetypes. Most plotlines are derivative. There is always miscommunication. Popular tropes are popular for a reason.
Ali's specific version of this genre has tall grumpy men who are misunderstood. It has academic collaborations that force proximity. It has quirky women trying to figure out how to human while unpacking trauma, fighting mysogeny, and dealing with inconvenient feelings they don't know how to navigate for men they don't realize are their biggest advocates. Then they have a happy ending where everyone gets what they deserve and progress has been made in the STEM world.
This is Ali's universe. I loved it the first time, I loved it the second time, I enjoyed it in her novellas, and to no one's surprise - I loved it this time. If she keeps creating complex characters that I can actually care about and root for (something many romances fail to do) then I will keep reading. Hell, if every single man in her books continued to be an Adam Driver clone I would never tire of it, because a well written romance is a well written romance.
If you do not enjoy Ali's formula, why are you still reading her books? Just stop. We all like different styles, tropes, character types, etc. and I'm not judging anyone for not enjoying her writing. But it feels to me like the big complaint is that she has written a romance... And it's familiar... And we'll, duh. So few romances stand out to me, I feel this way about most romance authors. It's all the same in some way or another. But Ali's writing speaks to me, her stories move me, her characters feel familiar and comfortable in a way I rarely find in other books, and in a world where 1000's of romances are published every year, I feel like we can all find our own version of that without shitting on a talented author who writes books that a lot of people love.
We all have the option to DNF and move on with our lives if something isn't our preference. Let people like things. That's all I wanted to say.
Thanks, Ali. Love, Theoretically was sublime.
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corspepointvision · 5 months
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A New Pelle Interview from Death Power!!! From DeadFromMayhem.ru Dark Hel
Interview with Dead, done by Scottis Kriss-Toff.
LITTLE STORY ?
It’s always the same hard to give a brief history and to shrunk down about 6 years. So, I tell of the line-up of MAYHEM. After that MANIAC (ex-vocalist) and MANHEIM (ex-drums) left (straight after the recording of "DEATHCRUSH"), I joined MAYHEM in the early spring 1988 and HELLHAMMER joined about a month later. We’ve got terribly hassles with rehearsal places, somewhere to live, money, etc etc... But we don’t feel for give up only to continue when the band is the reason of our existence.(We would be dead without MAYHEM, eh ! ! !) We’re still trying to get enough of material together for the L.P. We do only songs that will last for years, not the shit songs that becomes a short-time trends,...I hate trends !
STYLE ?
We’re a Black Metal band!!
INSPIRATION ?
We're trying not to copy other styles, but every band has got inspirations even if they don’t think so by themselves. We’re still VENOM Heads (old VENOM of course) and VENOM created the music. I’ve got personal influences by different singers of course and to mention some: MANTAS/early DEATH, SARCOFAGO, POISON (german of course), PARABELLUM (the first demo) and early SEPULTURA.
PRODUCTION ?
By all these years, it has not been much of discocraphy.There have been "PURE FUCKING ARMAGEDDON" in 1986 limited to 100 copies, DEATHCRUSH in 1987, our second demo, our mini-L.P. DEATHCRUSH in 1987 limited to 1000 copies + some rehearsals tapes given out by MANIAC’s "MANIAC PROD".
ACTUAL LINE-UP ?
-DEAD (but still not buried) (vocals)
-EURONYMOUS (greek name for prince of death) (lead guitar)
-NECROBUTCHER (bass)
-HELLHAMMER (drums)
ACTIVITIES OUT OF THE BAND ?
-DEAD : immigrate to Transylvania, castle mania, cut deeply in myself and others, torture humans and animals.
-EURONYMOUS : dangerous expriments with chemicals, weird science.
-NECROBUTCHER : guru and pot-smooker.
-HELLHAMMER : hellish drunks always and then sings sailor songs.
REASONS OF THE NAME MAYHEM ?
It sound cruel enough we think. But as the most people who’re reading this now, there has been lots of other "MAYHEMS" all over the world, but we were the first ! The name is from 1982 when EURONYMOUS had a band then.
CAN YOU SPEAK ME ABOUT YOUR LYRICS ?
At "PURE FUCKING ARMAGEDDON" the lyrics were pretty VENOM clones. "DEATHCRUSH" had more slaughter, insanity, Eating corpses style over it. As for the new ones, I make them far and I’m possessed of transylvanian legends and its castles, satanic coven meetings, black art and nice animals as vultures, bats and goats. So that, I write of Evil ! I’m inspired by evil in everything I do. When I make a drawing, it’s to express evil, when I talk, when I dream, when I’m thinking... and when I create lyrics.
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I TELL YOU THE FOLLOWING WORDS ?
Alcohol : Nothing left. Drug : Against. Cigarette : No smoking. Sexe : Violence and death. Politic : Crap! Religion : Evil, ancient, Satanic! Money : Broke always... A.I.D.S. : Marcin Wawreynzak (of "ETERNAL TORMENT"). Torture : Nice to do. Noise : Children’s bands!!! Dream (hope) : Transylvania, Immortality. Death : Peace. Life : Stupid mortals! Rain : By the night. Wind : In the dark forest. Thunder : At the darkened sky. Evil : Evil weather, castle. NAPALM DEATH : Trend! Earth : No hope. Wizard : Black arts. The end : Crossover, straight edge and Grind. You : The superstitious mortals in Transylvania’s dreams came true...
YOUR TEN FAVORITS BANDS ?
(this is not in order) PARABELLUM (R.I.P.) from Colombia, SARCOFAGO from Brazil, MASACRE from Colombia, DEATHPEED (R.I.P.) from Japan, POISON (R.I.P.) from Germany, DAMNATION (R.I.P.) from Canada, TORMENTOR from Hungary, IMPERATOR from Poland, GROTESQUE from SWEDEN, REENCARNACTION from Colombia.
Do you know MAYHEM, the MAYHEM from U.S.A. ? What do you think about what they do.
I hate them !!! How can a records company releases such crap, even if they are a commercial label !?! We gave out our mini-L.P. "DEATHCRUSH" a half year before they released their excrement compilation ! I suppose you’ve heard the Brazilian MAYHEM (?). They’re now splitted up but that was at least a Death Metal band and I liked their music. There has been also other MAYHEM’s in the history but they don’t exist no longer. I know of two other still existing MAYHEM’s : from Hungary and from Uruguay.
HAVE YOU ALWAYS PLAYED IN DEATH/BLACK/EVIL/ FROM THE DOOM BANDS ?
The two bands I’ve singing in are MORBID and MAYHEM, the both of them are Black Metal.
WHY DID YOU LEAVE MORBID ?
‘Cause the original guitarist of the line-up left the band and the others didn’t know if they wanted to continue like before and to remain a dirty and a Black/Satanic band. There had been too many hassles of the gigs and between the members, so, after my opinion, that band didn’t exist after the first demo "DECEMBER MOON". Later, they recorded a second demo with another line-up, new logo and completly different style than before. Something I think I have to add here is that we’re thinking of having one, just one more MORBID gig of the old style as MORBID was (and also should be) and we also think of the finish song "DEATH EXECUTION" that the "DECEMBER MOON" ends with (on the demo it’s only the la-la version slowly of the refrain and the opening riff). It was a whole song but a not finished such coz we were changing it the time during MORBID’s existence and then, have one or two more songs and then, give it out as a demo… some dark day.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHITE METAL (METAL FOR THE BIBLE, METAL FOR JESUS) ?
First of all, I don’t think it’s Metal. Then, I think as long as it can be called Metal it comes originally from VENOM… Even if there is Grindcore, fun-noise, straight edge-anti-everything or yucky white metal. To me, only Black is true and only death is real !!!
THEY ALWAYS SAY THEY WANTS TO MAKE GIGS WITH BANDS LIKE VENOM OR SLAYER. WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A GIG WITH STRYPER, VENGEANCE OR HOLY SOLDIERS ? WHY ?
It seems like the white « bands » believe Black Metal is only for fun… We’re a serious black band. We take this mortually serious! The « white » bands don’t deserve to exist.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD PROBLEMS WITH THE CHURCH OR ANYONE WHO FOLLOWS A RELIGION ?
Well, the chritians, new-boru christians, the mormons, hare-krishnas, Jehovas witnesses and more have tried lots of their methods of turn me into it, without success of course. The most of them, especially the christians and fanaticals but do not believe in it cos so many of them have been forced by their parents and their family to « believe » and, after that, they’re going out trying to make others join them… of the more limited believers who chose it by themselves and have got a belief in it, I use to scare them up (and to them it works almost every time) most of the cases. The all I have to do is to talk with them and they’re getting corpse pale in their faces and then realize I’m lost and impossible to turn over. One guy even tried an exorcism on me......
WHAT DO YOUR MOTHER THINK ABOUT MAYHEM ?
She (and also my dad) thinks it’s good for me that I’m in a band, so I don’t start with something stupid instead. It’s hell a work to play in a band, whatever someone might think. Only the letter writing is a full-day job. What she do not like is when I sometimes gets ideas of cutting myself up and when I lived at my parents home, none of them liked when I had parts of animals in my room (from some animals they used to start to rot already at the second day).
CAN YOU SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT THE SONG « BURIED BY TIME AND DUST »
Not the best lyrics I’ve done.
YOU SEEM TO LIKE BLACK SIDES OF THINGS, WHY ?
It simply is my way of thinking. The only that feels as the possible right to me. I search for the Evil and Black in all matters and I don’t give a dawn of what others are saying of that !
WHAT IS OCCULTISM FOR YOU ?
It sounds too mystical only, to me... I’m into the pure Evil and right on Black ! But with that I don’t mean I’m a great sorcerer. I mean of a though and a style of living.
I just don’t really know why I’ve hated all the fucking christans the whole life of mine and I’d search for the Evil darkness. I totally ignore those who are telling me I sicking my head I better go to hospital. Occult can be just anything that people think sounds strange to them. There is no actual limits of what is the occult… Yes mystic, it can be anything from practice. After my opinion, that word occult doesn’t say anything !
IF i TELL YOU "SATAN",WOULD YOU LIKE 95% OF THE TRASHERS, RUNNING AWAY DO A STRANGE FACE, SHIT ON YOURSELF, SAY "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT SATAN",AND GET ANGRY AFTER HAVING CALLED YOUR MOTHER ? WHY ?
Of course, I won’t run nor put shit on you. Mainstream people of clone bands used to fuck with the very few existing anti trend Black Metal bands when crossover-straight-edge-vegetarians ruled the trends… then grindcore was "in" and people used to refuse listen to anythong else than NAPALM DEATH, and so on... It’s not actually NAPALM DEATH who created this awful fashion actually, it was the children who then had to try playing fast. How I hated all the demos with hundred of second-sings and lyrics talking of how many animals that get killed coz of hamburgers and do not vegetables either coz they’re also living. AAAAARRGH !!! As what happens sooner or later with all trends they’re vanishing completly and everybody forget about it really fast. Even Death Metal became trend. At least, it’s on its way. So, what did happen to all the "important" lyrics bands that blamed all the others for not been "in". Did they went designing new fashions that everyone had to follow ? Hell no ! AAAAAAARRRHHHHGGHH-death, the mother fuckers jumped on Death Metal !!! How dared they make Death Metal to something normal that wimps are starting to play to await something new to appear… Next trend ! I will guess the most of the true BM heads (who’ve been into it since Venom) can understand what I mean here. It feels like something is really wrong when serious bands that wanna create something own musically are in ‘zines that also feature noise bands that have been existing for a week but already have released 3 demo’s or something like that and are playing in 25 differents "bands" only for fun. Bands that are sending picture of theselves who are supposed to be funny, strange glasses, toilet paper and a shirt on the head and so much other childish and above it all boring bullshit, I think those have misunderstood humour completely! I refuse to laugh of this! I cannot understand why everything has to be so fucking funny and how people can laugh at this, and if someone might laugh of this interview, I can tell him that he has misunderstood the whole point of this and the rest of this interview, read it again more carefully and he won’t find this funny at all! It’s not funny and I refuse to say something funny or laugh, everybody would misunderstand everything only. There’s so much that stupid people only seek for a good time, so they can laugh don’t understand by the music so I should even refuse listen to music... But that would be too hard to do and it needs more self control for that. The most of the new demo’s sound all the same, the originally is gone it seems. I can’t see why so many self-condemned bands have to exist. One weird thing is that when a band almost is formed they have to record a demo and straight after that, they "have to" give out something on vinyl... and then only after a few weeks they can’t understand how they could record this when they’re sounding much better now if they haven’t already forgot it.
DO YOU LIKE BLACK SABBATH (OLD ONES, WITH DIO AND OZZY) ?
Only with Ozzy! By dio I can listen to « Holy Driver » but nothing else.
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A HEAVY METAL KIDS ?
Hey, I’m lucky I’m not a NAPALM DEATH/CARCASS kid. Well, then the most Evil, "Occult", dirty and the worst are BLACK SABBATH, KISS,IRON MAIDEN, AC/DC and MOTORHEAD, they were my faves. When I heard VENOM and MERCYFUL FATE, it felt like I lost an important part of my brain and I worshipped them.
WHY ARE YOU ANTI-MOSH ?
Cos I hate that word !!! I wanna hear an explanation of what the moshers actually do when they’re moshing...
LAST WORD...
"Antiquus Malum Cruentus Scriptum De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas" : It’s a book I recommend.
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I hate that RTD and Tennant and crew can't leave the show alone, that not only does RTD act like his formula is the only/best and not only is Tennant incapable of fucking stepping back from the role even after a grossly egotistical first run in the 00s, but a generation of fans only recognise/like Who when its in that image. And that hurts the show massively, it hurts other actors both in the sense that they aren't allowed from out of his fucking shadow and in that literal workplace abuse and media smear campaigns are excused when it happens around them.
Yeah, considering the most questionable things seem to happen under RTDs watch but the media never has anything to say negative about him compared to the level of shit levered at Moff but then even more so at Chibs, especially when Chibs seems like the most humble of the 3 is crazy.
I've read a lot of comments that Chibs wasnt good enough to Showrun as big a show as Doctor Who he didnt have the skills for it, but lucky RTD is back because he has the skills to do it, the cope from people is crazy!
Especially considering the shit show that seems to exist now, leaks, upon leaks, upon leaks, Ncuti's announcement almost instantly being over shadowed by Tennant's announcement, and the fact that Ncuti's happened on a red carpet... they would have known it was about to be leaked and couldn't have come up with something a bit better even if it was on a short deadline? Didn't really matter I guess Tennent coming back and being announced the following week seemed more important to them. The Bi-regeneration, which within the show lore I don't care about, do canon braking things, but of course that left the 14th Doctor out there doing his own thing with his own TARDIS completely overshadowing Ncuti, the number of comments I've seen about 15th not being the 'real' Doctor or being a clone Doctor etc. and for what to keep Tennent around off camera? So that people would question 15th legitimacy? To make sure Ncuti couldn't have his time alone to shine? Then we have the recent articles saying Millie was dropped/axed... with no evidence spread across the internet and front pages of papers across the UK saying she was dropped/axe for inappropriate behaviour with no elaboration, just trying to ruin a 19 year olds career with nothing to corroborate or evidence given and neither Bad Wolf or The BBC bothered to come out and clarify anything even though these stories also unofficially announced a new companion... one that even Mandip Gill said she has kindly messaged and Radio Times has spoken about, but Bad Wolf and The BBC haven't even announced her and given her that moment. And a side note to that is the new white companion got introduced with the TARDIS by the New Doctor as an official announcement the woman of colour companion got announced in a bunch of papers bad mouthing the former companion, guess like Ncuti not everyone gets to have the same treatment. So Chibs wasnt good enough to Showrun?! No one knew Jodies casting announcement that didnt get leaked, even Dan got his own video announcement as a new companion, nothing to do with his writing but Showrunning the show with the limited BBC budget he had even though he was able to keep his house in order for over 5 years while RTD, with his big BBC/Disney budget doesnt seem to keep anything in order, and Chibs is the one who supposedly doesnt have the skills to Showrun.
I think we really did need a brand new show runner and Tennent should have only returned for the 60th if it was a multi Doctor story, Multi, not as in just with 15 in the last ep but with previous Docs. All the 60th did was give the 10th Doctor a happy ending that was seriously weird for all the Doctors who came after him, so narratively was just a WTF, like you just told a companion you had feelings for them and couldn't settle down and 3 days later settle down with a friend from 1000 years ago (in the doctors time) talk about jarring to watch, the episodes were not celebratory in anyway, wasn't written any better then 13 era despite what we were told we would get and left 14 there so people could make countless videos and write countless blog posts about how 15 isnt legitimate. what a celebration!
I think we needed a brand new show runner, no having 10 and 14 to make Tennent even more special by putting him in every Doctor line up from now on twice and had Ncuti come in. I understand He couldn't film for the 60th, but they managed to put a Christmas Ep out with him 3 weeks later maybe instead of the 60th and Christmas ep it could have been a movie length ep with Ncuti so filming could have started later.
Thats a pretty long rant sorry. But in conclusion we should have just moved forwards instead of bothering to look back, and given the new actors the lime light in the way they deserved.
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foxes-that-run · 5 months
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Only Angel
Only Angel has similarities to Meet me in the Hallway, they 2 of the 10 Haylor songs with Hallways. To me, it is related to So it Goes... which refers to when Taylor performed in the 2014 Victoria's Secret show. Harry performed Only Angel at the 2017 VS show. I have always heard this song to be an assurance to Taylor that she is his 'only angel', like in As it was, she cannot be replaced with girls that 'look just like her' in MMIH Possibly because he was seen with Nadine Leopold soon after the 2014 VS show. It also references Van Morrison's Tupelo Honey which Harry included on his mix tape.
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At 2 minutes into this Nashville performance Harry sings "Told her Little Brother" (2.09), further confirmation it is Haylor, with Austin Swift being younger than Taylor unlike Kendall's brother.
Only Angel was last played live in November 2021. It wasn’t at Coachella or after Harry’s House.
Original Lyrics
On 7 December 2023 the demo was leaked with different lyrics. Studio version is like a simplified, shortened and cleaned up radio edit. In the original, the muse has more agency (they knock), Harry has considered proposing 1000 times but it hasn't worked out and it's more explicit. The song also ends, then comes back like their relationship.
Close your eyes, shut your mouth and see That I'm still the only one who's been in love with me I'm just happy getting you stuck in between my teeth And hoping you don't shout about it Now I know a bunch of people who would waste your time But I wouldn't let it happen to a friend of mine We can write ourselves a story without doing lines 'Cause believe me, we can live without it, She's an angel[...] Broke a finger knocking on my bedroom door I got splinters in my knuckles crawling on the floor Could never take you home because your skirt's too short And my mother would be mad about it I must admit I married you a thousand times Had to change my tune when I found out what it’d be like But I meet you in the hallway almost anytime And we won't have to talk about it, yeah, She's an angel[...] She wants to be an angel just you wait and see. But it turns out she’s a devil in between the sheets and believe me I am all about it. Huh. Painted on you on your back, I knew we’d get along. But I caught you staring in the mirror way too long. I could love her if I didn’t think I’d do it wrong. I’m gonna have to take you home, She's an angel[...]
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I saw this angel I really saw an angel Open up your eyes, shut your mouth and see That I'm still the only one who's been in love with me I'm just happy getting you stuck in between my teeth And there's nothing I can do about it
The first verse, Harry is so drawn to his muse he can’t help winding up with her. They liken their connection to an addiction in MMIH, Clean and Grapejuice.
The “only one in love with me” is Harry calling himself a narcissist and I think refers to Fool’s Gold where he said “Yeah I know your love's not real / That's not the way it feels /That's not the way you feel”
But, like in Fools Gold and Stockholm Syndrome he can’t help himself, he desperately wants to be with this muse
Broke a finger knocking on your bedroom door I got splinters in my knuckles crawling across the floor Couldn't you take home to mother in a skirt that short But I think that's what I like about it
This verse starts with 2 references that are in other quite sad songs, but set to a dance beat. Something Harry later did so well in As it was:
Taylor also referred to Harry knocking on her door in Suburban Legends but very sadly “You don't knock anymore and my whole life's ruined”
Harry also referred again to being on the floor in Fine Line “And I don't wanna sleep in the dirt”
The short skirt is a reference to Style “And I got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt”
She's an angel Only angel She's an angel My only angel
This line to me is a response to Is it over now? “Your new girl is my clone”. To me, Harry was saying he only has one angel, as in Victoria’s Secret model, Taylor having performed in 2 VS shows in 2013 and 2014.
After 1989 was released and they broke up they both spent a lot of time with a lot of models. Read into that what you will, to me the role the VS after party plays in So it goes and IDWLF, and the clone line has me noodling on if they were both seeking each other rather than the models.
I must admit I thought I'd like to make you mine As I went about my business through the warning signs End up meeting in the hallway every single time And there's nothing we can do about it
I love ‘went about my business and want to make you mine’ to me it encapsulates what I imagine wasted Harry’s chill attitude at that time.
Ending up in hallways links this to MMIH and the 10 other mentions of hallways in their respective songs.
Told it to her brother and she told it to me That she's gonna be an angel, just you wait and see When it turns out she's a devil in between the sheets And there's nothing she can do about it Hey, hey
This line about her brother is thought to narrow the muse to KJ and TS, in the above live performance in Nashville Harry said little brother which would be Austin Swift. Harry also got on with Austin.
To me, she’s an Angel/devil is here is similar to Style, where Taylor had “good girl faith and a tight little skirt” both play on the idea of someone seeming good but being wild. Kiwi is also similar “hard liquor mixed with a bit of intellect”
She's an angel Only angel x3 Wanna die, wanna die, wanna die tonight x3 My only angel She's an angel x3 My-my-my only angel
The refrain is repeating that she’s the only angel for him, and he wants to go to heaven.
Harry included Van Morrison's Tupelo Honey on his Another Man Mix Tape from an article while he was making this album. The outtro "She's an angel", which is also how Tupelo Honey ends. As Harry said to Rolling Stone:
“I don’t know much about Van Morrison’s life, but I know how he felt about this girl, because he put it in a song. So I like working the same way.”
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Hi Idrelle, I was wondering--Wayfarer is already such a huge game, and you project that it will be millions of words. Are you concerned at all about how Twine will handle such a large game? Do you do anything to ensure that it doesn't lag or crash? I am considering making a (large and complex) game in Twine, and I don't want to get in too deep before discovering some issues. For example, is there a limit to how many images you can have?
This is an excellent question! It's one I've been researching since I started development and there's a few things I've learned along the way.
There are two main concerns when it comes to Twine games and size:
Lag in the editor (if you use the Twine editor)
Lag in the game itself
Editor Lag
The first is fairly straightforward to handle, but it depends on your preferred working method. The Twine editor starts to lag around the 500-700 passage mark (there may be slight differences as to when the lag starts to happen depending on which version of the editor you are using and your PC). This means that it is nearly impossible to make a large game in a single story file.
One way to get around the lag is to work in multiple separate story files and then compile them together using Tweego. I have a couple tutorials about this here and here.
The other option (which may be easier, it depends on how you prefer to work) is to ditch the Twine editor completely and use Twee 3 language extensions in Visual Studio Code. There are a bunch of other benefits to working in VSCode (syntax highlighting, etc), but the set-up can be finnicky. I don't like working in VSCode, so the most I can do is direct you here.
Game Lag
The primary cause of game lag comes down to how variables are stored within the game's history states. States are what allow the player to navigate the game with a back button - how many states you have will control how many moments they're allowed to undo. If it's set to 50, then the player can reverse 50 passages before they're stopped, if it's 100, then they can go back 100.
But in short, what's happening behind the scenes here is that when the player navigates through passage history, all of the variables they have recorded so far get cloned. If your game has a large amount of variables controlling different gameplay elements, then the information being stored in the player's session will bloat, which causes lag during saves, loads and passage transitions.
In SugarCube, the best way to fix this is to set your history states to 1 by putting this in your Story JavaScript:
Config.history.maxStates = 1;
However, this means that your game will have no passage navigation:
You CANNOT have a back button
All your game menus will have to be done through overlays and dialogue boxes. Using passages themselves and requiring the player to navigate through them and use a return button will trap the player in the menu. You can use the built-in dialogue box for this purpose, but if you want game menus that are a little heftier, HiEv's SlideWin Overlay does the trick (this is what I use in Wayfarer).
Some additional things you can do to help prevent lag:
unset variables if you're done using them
use temporary variables where you can
If you want to get really fancy, you can use something like HiEv's FlagBit code to store multiple pieces of information on a single integer value.
Images
Images won't really contribute to lag as long as you put them in a separate asset folder as part of your game's directory (explained here). There is one exception - if you have code that pre-loads image assets on start-up, it will increase your load's time for browser players. If you've ever had a long load time when starting Wayfarer, this is the reason.
As to how many you can have - it depends? If you're planning on your game to be playable online and using a hosting site like itch.io, there's some specific file requirements that cannot be exceeded for browser-based games (ZIP files cannot contain more than 1000 individual files, the size of all extracted content cannot be greater than 500MB, etc). But if you intend for your game to be downloadable and played offline, then this isn't really a concern.
Regardless of all of the above, I cannot say that you will be 100% fine making a very large game in Twine. I haven't hit limitations yet, but I am prepared to. It's always good to have a backup plans in mind as you proceed. In my case, it's splitting the game into a trilogy and using save imports to move the player's data between games, but if I ever do reach the point where Twine cannot handle what I'm doing, then I'll switch engines.
Hope this helps!
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Hello and welcome to Woodstone Manor - I have been here since the beginning, this house growing up in my shadow. A majestic mighty tree that has stood the test of
Nah this is weird...I'm Jay Arondekar and this is all just a simulation. Because video games are awesome and so is this ability my wife, Sam has. She can see ghosts!
She inherited this house from her Great Aunt and after falling down the stairs and kind of dying for a bit - she got better! - she can see actually see and hear ghosts.
There's 8 of them haunting here (well...not exactly, but more on that later)
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This is them! Well, almost all of them... From left to right - Trevor aka "No Pants" (fortunately this game doesn't let Sims go pantsless, but he absolutely insisted on me putting him in tiny underpants after this...weirdo.) He's a finance bro from 2000 - he worked at Lehman Brothers (yeah those guys), despite this he's not as shitty as you'd think.
Then there's Sasappis, he goes by Sass (a well deserved nickname my wife tells me), he's a Lanape who's tribe used to live on the land here and he died back in the 1500s. Despite that he really loves TV.
Next to him is Flower - and you can totally guess where she's from right? The 1960s. She died on the property after trying to hug a bear, drugs were involved. She's cool though, if a bit spacey.
The guy next to her is an honest to God Viking from like the year 1000. Did you know there were Vikings in New York?! I did not so this was pretty epic to find out. According to my wife the good news about Thorfinn aka Thor - he's learnt to speak English, the bad news - he talks a lot about murdering and pillaging, also cod, salmon...any fish really.
And your eyes do not deceive you, next to Thor is a soldier from the Revolutionary War - Captain Isaac Higgintoot, who you can learn all about by reading my wife's recently released book on him The Forgotten Founding Father: The Isaac Higgintoot Story - available from all good bookstores! He died from dysentery, but we don't talk about that
The guy in front who looks like boy scout, is not a boy scout, he's Pete, Pine Cone Troop Leader and awesome travel agent (kids ask your parents about that), he's from the 80s, loves D&D, basketball.
And in the back wearing the eyecatching red, is Alberta who you may have heard about from the monthly Murder at the Manor?! podcast hosted by my wife and Todd Pearlman complete and a total loon who has one of Alberta's toenails and wants to clone her she was a raising star in the Jazz Age and her loss is utter tragedy for the music world.
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And this is Henrietta "Hetty" Woodstone aka the owner of Woodstone Manor - well, that would actually be my wife, since Hetty is a ghost, but yeah. She wanted a screengrab of just her because as the owner of Woodstone she deserves it. She and her asshole (we're not striking that out? No? OK) husband/cousin, Elias - Mill Owners and Robber Barons built Woodstone in the 1850s. Apparently, there was a house on it when they started, but they made it the place it is today.
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Here's the ground floor layout, there's a Ballroom, a Library, a Music Room and a Games Room. So yeah, the Woodstone's were rolling in it!
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The first floor, where the bedrooms are, there's actually 9 of them - well 8 if you don't include the Owner's Suite, or 6 if you take out the ghosts' bedrooms (why do ghosts need their own bedrooms? Because getting walked through hurts. They bunk up, Thor and Trevor share the Private Living Room so that means only 3 bedrooms are out of commission. Although the one marked "Spruce" isn't actually available yet because of a terrible mould issue so there's actually 5 guest rooms at the B&B in real life. But for the purposes of the game here, each Ghost gets their own room, again! They're pretty jealous of their simselves to be honest.
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We have a basement with an actual secret Vault in it! Sadly, the visions I had a piles of gold ala Scrooge McDuck did not come to be. But you can drink wine down there now, it's accessed by a secret room and passageway. Where exactly is the secret door? You'll have to visit us to find out!
There's also a whole group of ghosts in the hot water heater room that died of Cholera, my wife says be glad you can't see them.
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And finally the attic, you don't wanna go up there, it's full of old stuff including metal things that are probably a tetanus hazard. Also there's a ghost of a teenage girl up there, she got murdered on her way to prom in the late 80s and she's pretty pissed about it. Which is totally understandable, although she's also a huge mean girl and that sucks.
So now you have a bit of background! Tune in next time to see how the Ghosts settle in and their excitement at actually being able to leave the Manor grounds! (Did you know Ghosts are bound to the places they haunt? Turns out they are...which is why my wife and I have to put up with them)
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photogirl894 · 1 year
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I've always wanted to grab a request from you omg! Congrats on hitting 1000!!
... can i pls the fluffy list, #20 gn/ with rex?
My favorite Clone Captain?? You most certainly can 😊😊
"Coruscant Nights"
20. “Will I see you again?”/”Would you like to?”
Pairing: Rex x GN reader
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Living on Coruscant, the night life was nothing short of crazy most nights. Especially with the crowd you usually spent time with.
A lot of nights, your friends would want to go to bars or clubs, most of the time wanting to try new ones. Well, on one particular fateful night, your friends wanted to try out the Clone bar, 79's.
That was the night you met him...the handsome Captain.
You were alone in a booth--since your friends had all gone to dance--when you spotted him, sitting at the bar with a couple other Clones in similar-colored armor: one with the Republic symbol tattooed on his bald head and the other with the number five in Aurebesh on his temple. The Clone that caught your eye in particular was tall, well-built and sported buzzed blonde hair. Even though he shared the same face as the others, you just found him to be the most handsome. Eventually, you found out you must've been staring because you saw the one with five tattoo whisper into his ear the blonde Clone looked your way. Your eyes met across the club and he grinned pleasantly at you. As you felt the heat rise in your cheeks, you rubbed the back of your neck and timidly grinned back. The bald Clone said something to him and the three of them had a brief, hushed conversation, making you wonder what was going on. Were they talking about you? If they were, was it in a bad way or a good way? Then he turned back to the bartender and said something to them.
You slightly panicked when, a couple moments later, you saw the blonde Clone get up from his barstool, two drinks in his hands, and make his way over to you.
"Would you like a drink?" he asked you, holding out the drink.
"How kind of you. Thank you," you said graciously as you took the drink from his hand.
He sat down beside you in the booth. "Would you mind some company?" was his next question.
"Not at all," you said.
Then he offered a hand to you. "My name is Rex, Captain of the 501st Clone Battalion."
"Nice to meet you," you replied as you then gave him your name.
"Are you here alone?" he inquired.
You shook your head. "No, I'm here with friends, but they're all dancing right now."
"I see," he said. "Forgive me for being forward, but I've never seen anyone as breathtaking as you before. I, at least, wanted to tell you that and come talk to you."
You could feel your face blushing again. "Goodness, you're far too kind, Captain." Then you motioned with your head to the Clones he'd been with at the bar. "Who are your friends?"
"That's Fives and Jesse. They're two of my men and my closest brothers. They actually convinced me to come over here. I was...hesitant at first," Rex answered.
You took a sip of your drink he'd brought you and then smiled. "I'll have to thank them later."
The two of you sat there for a little while continuing to just talk and getting to know each other. Eventually, your friends all came back and wanted to head elsewhere for some more fun, but you passed, saying your were going to stay longer and you'd just get a taxi home later. Rex couldn't help but smile at the fact you were wanting to stay and spend more time with him. Your friends departed and you continued your conversation. The Captain told you a couple war stories about missions he'd served in on the planets Christophsis, Lola Sayu, Umbara and Kadavo and the moon of Orto Plutonia. It was fascinating hearing how many battles he'd been in and the dangers he'd faced. He was certainly braver and more courageous than you could ever hope to be,
Before you knew it, the bartender was telling you and any of the lingering patrons that the club was closing. Rex walked you outside to where some taxis were waiting and he insisted that he accompany you home, since the streets of Coruscant at night could be dangerous. You were still enjoying his company immensely, so you let him.
When you reached your apartment, you couldn't help but feel your heart sink just a little. You'd been having such a great time with this Clone Captain you'd met and you didn't want the night to end.
"Thank you for tonight," you told him. "I didn't expect to meet anyone like you while just having a regular night on the town."
"I didn't expect it either. I enjoyed every moment with you," he told you, a heartwarming grin on his face. "I hope you have a good rest of your evening."
"Will I...will I see you again, Captain?" you inquired, trying to hide your shyness.
He grinned at you. "Would you like to?"
Giving him a nod, you replied, "Very much, yes.".
Rex reached out and took a gentle hold of your hand. "Well then, I'll have to call on you again very soon." Then he brought your hand up, bent over at the waist and pressed a warm kiss to the back of your hand, making your breath catch in your throat. Then he added. "And please...just call me 'Rex'."
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"Suspense is controlling my mind... I can't find a way out of here..."
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New 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash update today!
Fairly OddParents || One-Shot - “Approval”
Read on FFN || Read on AO3
Find more Lavender Train story arc HERE
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A glimpse into 155,000-year-old Foop's life on the student council as he decorates the gym for a high school dance. Guest appearances by Poof, Denzel, Kevin, the von Strangle twins, the O'Terrae clones, Whistle, and Foop's betrothed: Anti-Coriander.
(First 1000 words under the cut)
40. Approval (~5,000 years after "Temptation" and 5,000 before "All I Ever Wanted")
Wednesday February 8th, Aurora 177
Year of Water, Winter of the Powerful Rapids
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If Foop had truly had an inkling of how much work it takes to run the school as its student body secretary, he may not have bothered campaigning. Honestly they were three years into the current zodiac cycle and he still hadn't decided if he'll run for the position again.
He probably would. He most definitely would, so he didn't even know why he was complaining. The one and only cycle that he reigned as student body president with Poof as his secretary, half the meetings didn't get their minutes recorded in any real detail, and Poof had typed every single document using the Central Star region's way of spelling Snobbish words.
And other minor annoyances… like, he'd written out directions once and called the first floor "second floor" and Foop spent 30 minutes flitting around in puzzled circles until it clicked that he and Poof were using different terms for their destination. He walked in late and his snacks were cold. Hmph. No one ever seemed to have that problem when it was him sending out newsletters. Atrocious.
And when Poof had double-dipped his hand briefly into the role of student body treasurer, the budget may as well have been sliced in half with the way Poof divvied up their things. Honestly, it felt sometimes like his counterpart flopped in his various roles on purpose just to make him miserable. He'd like to believe Poof was better than that level of petty, but sometimes when you were dripping with exhaustion and low on caffeine, it was impossible to tell.
Poof's on freaking peppermint a solid 70% of his waking hours anyway. A lot of help HE is. He supposed he could thank his counterpart for getting addicted to candy in a way that let Foop operate sober and without temptation of any kind. That was the only silver lining to any of this.
Foop despised his counterpart's peppermint habit, but like Darkness would he ever rat Poofy out to his mummy and daddy. No. They both relied on their parents' approval- if not for physical comfort and safety, then certainly for emotional support. Hard pass. Disgrace. Poof had far too much dirt on him to ever make him risk tipping their mutually assured destruction too far to one side.
My secret affairs with Anti-Marigold come to mind… His father will flay him alive when he finds out about that. An anti-will o' the wisp… Really. The prince of Anti-Fairy World could have done "so much better in a mistress" (and High Count Anti-Cosmo will painfully let him know it). His lecherous father was a textbook nymphomaniac. Foop would rather die than allow the pooferazzi to document Anti-Cosmo dragging his son out to all his old brothel haunts or… or… something like that.
Do we even have brothels in Anti-Fairy World? Who knows. That's not the point. The High Count undoubtedly did something scandalous with his spare time when he wasn't holed up plotting world domination, and whatever that thing may be, Foop would sooner sprint one billion kilometers in the other direction than ever face it head-on.
Anti-Cosmo didn't approve of the fact that Foop ended up on student council in the first place. Foop had cheated some of the vote (as he'd cheated it for years) by relying on bashful simpletons like Whistle to campaign in his favor while simultaneously threatening others into voting for him. He'd stuffed the ballot box and didn't even care. Honestly, part of him suspected the school knew what he was up to, and Foop took cruel pride in the fact that if he managed to do a good enough job keeping the school activities flowing, the faculty might simply look the other way. Oh, there's such a great joy in being wanted as a leader instead of merely feared…
Not that my father understands that. My position is secured someday, especially if I don't have heirs until I'm so old that my wand sparks when I use it. Meanwhile, my father will be twisting his neck, peering anxiously over one shoulder in cold anticipation of my rise to power until the day he dies.
Ah, youth. He reveled in it.
At least Poof knew how to lead a meeting that kept all the officers engaged. Poof had this animated way of speaking where he sort of gushed over his words, the long tails of his blue bandana ribbon snapping behind him in an imaginary wind every time he paced. He could sell a genie on underwater real estate. Maybe that was why the people kept electing him student body president year after year.
They'd been setting up for tonight's dance since before the window for early-morning breakfast wishes closed off. Well… Foop had, anyway. It wasn't really necessary. In a pinch, magic could always be whipped out to speed the process along, but Foop had his own… reasons for wanting to keep eyes on their location for hours at a time.
He traced the pad of one finger along the dark scar that curled around his neck. Left side, just above the collarbone…
Cavatina Sanderson had slit that scar across Poof's innocent skin 20,000 years ago, during the same Autumn Masquerade where Foop first met Anti-Coriander. Foop had even died and regenerated a few times since then - not on purpose! (mostly) - but the scar wasn't his to heal. This same scar branded his counterpart's neck. It had been given to Poof first, and the stupid sync between their cores kept it firmly in place like a teeter-totter. Terribly annoying.
He never knew how to explain it when strangers asked. Wasn't even his battle wound to brag about. Or Poof's, for that matter… That infuriating pixie had simply backed his counterpart against a wall and shoved a blade right up to his neck. Poof just let it happen. And if he'd done it at one dance, Foop had no reason to believe he wouldn't make another appearance tonight.
Therein lay the anxieties.
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spacepiratenemo · 11 months
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Spin'o'Bottle
#fanfiction#art for chapter 14! https://www.wattpad.com/1235339222-the-lunarian-guide-to-the-blue-world-engl-vers-14
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This picture drove me nuts! Damn! It took forever, IDEK if I’m 1000% satisfied with the outcome and obviously, I mixed in some #fakescreenshot elements to manage this at all. I wanted livelihood on deck, but drawing dozens of tiny characters wasn’t worth it, so I cut out ppl, used a brush, edited everything and made it fit somehow. There also was another BG before, but that one didn’t make me happy, this one here kinda does tho! ^^
Now let’s break apart what we got here! A spin of bottle game with the typical “truth or dare” choices! OFC Ace had to ask THAT question! Aye?😂 Since I introduced Bonkers to ya’ll, some may read my stories and the funny gimmick of Ace trying to get Nemo to admit that Bonkers is not a science-study, but her beloved pet instead! The whole Crew knows ofc! 😂💯
But it’s so funny how Nemo is reacting to those teases, especially because she always acts like she’s too cool to think of something cute. *cough cough* This very fateful evening tho! Ace finally got her to say it and admit it! The rules state: If you choose truth you have to answer truthfully! And here, Ace won yet another bet! Just a few weeks ago, he said: “Bet I get you to admit that you love your snail?” OH LORD! HE DID! But don’t worry! Nemo isn’t really angry, she’s actually playful about it and low-key impressed the Firecracker got her good!
Why are there palms on deck? Well, Nemo planted them there and right next to it, out of the screen, you’d find the first prototype of a coconut cloning machine, so she’ll never run low on her fave fruit! Drop asks about the scene if you like! It’s hilarious! I hope you enjoy! ❤️
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Of Legends and Reality
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Summary: Commander Cody meets his assigned general, Obi-Wan Kenobi, for the first time. Growing up with legends of the Jedi gave Cody an image of the perfect warrior he'd carried for 10 years. The Jedi in front of him was not what he had in mind.
Notes: This ended up being an ode to Obi-Wan, but I mean, what doesn't. I have a HC I've held onto for awhile that the clones had these grand, mythical images of the Jedi in their minds because they only heard stories of them on Kamino, and then as each commander/captain meets their Jedi, that image is torn to pieces in the best way. Hope you enjoyed this meeting with Obi-Wan and Cody!
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Tags: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Commander Cody, Platonic Obi-Wan and Cody, first meetings
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There were 3 things Cody was absolutely certain of:
He is a Marshal Commander in the Grand Army of the Republic, leader of the 212th, responsible for 1000s of his brothers
He is assigned to General Obi-Wan Kenobi, member of the Jedi Council, and a warrior of legend if the rumors were anything to listen to
His general just walked into a droid and apologized to it
Cody reported to the briefing room at exactly 0757 giving him three minutes to collect himself before meeting his assigned general. A current buzzed through the clone commander’s blood when he heard he was meeting his Jedi because, for 10 years, Cody and his brothers heard legends of the warriors they would one day serve under to protect the Republic, and, yet, Obi-Wan Kenobi impressively erased 10 years of legends in 20 seconds.
At 0759, the door to the briefing room opened, and Cody turned his attention to the figure walking in. First, he noticed that instead of being clad in head-to-toe armor, the man wore a simple tunic and pants spun from basic, beige fabric, brown leather boots, and a matching wide belt around his waist. An unimposing silver and black cylinder hung on his hip. The stranger continued to make his way into the room, but a GNK droid crossed his path, and instead of swerving out of the droid’s way, he ran right into the corner of it. The impact wasn’t enough to topple the droid over, but the man stumbled, planting his hands on top of the GNK to regain his balance.
“Apologies little one. I wasn’t watching where I was going,” The man said while he gave the droid a little pat.
“GONK GONK,” the droid waddled on its way.
Cody was thankful for the helmet hiding his face because he was sure his expression was an even mix of bewilderment and shock.
While growing up, entertainment wasn’t easy to come by on Kamino, and a favorite past time amongst the cadets was retelling the latest story from Kal Skirata. Skirata was one of the mandalorians Jango Fett recruited to assist with the training of the clone troopers, and true to his Mandalorian roots, he took the cadets under his wing, treating them like his children rather than just soldiers for cannon fodder. During their breaks, he’d gather them around and tell stories of his encounters with the Jedi, a circle of cadets hanging onto his every word, eyes brighter than twin suns. When training was finished for the day, imaginations running wild, the younglings would run to the barracks or mess hall, wherever their brothers were gathered, and reenact what they just heard.  
Cody wasn’t immune to the fantasy, caught in the deep fascination of the force-wielders that had taken hold of his brothers. He’d never confess to it, but he and Wolffe would sneak into the supply closets, grab a couple brooms, and put on their best lightsaber duels. Bly walked in on them once. He only promised to keep quiet after Wolffe let him participate.
So, as it goes, an army raised in isolation grasped onto the legends of warriors with 10 years of time to conjure up images of the Jedi they’d call generals and commanders. Cody kep his image in mind. It wasn’t what was in front of him. Call him naïve, but he didn’t think a ruthless warrior who could take down any being in the galaxy while levitating the objects around them would be walking into GNK droids, let alone gently patting it with an apology.
Perhaps this wasn’t Obi-Wan. Maybe this was a messenger, a new Jedi in training, here to tell Cody that Obi-Wan was running late with council duties, on his way back from taking down a planet-wide coup he resolved single-handedly with nothing but his lightsaber and his wit.
But the man continued into the room, giving a look back at the GNK waddling to its destination, and then making his way around the table to Cody. His stride gave an illusion of sure confidence, but Cody’s training caught the miniscule hesitations in the swing of his arms and darting around of soft blue eyes that gave away the man’s nerves. Once again Cody found himself questioning if this was actually one of the steadfast legends he’d grown up hearing about.
The man came to a stop in front of him, a warm smile peaking from under a trimmed, ginger beard. Hand stretched out, those blue eyes focused on the T of Cody’s visor.
“Hello there. I’m Obi-Wan Kenobi. I’m to meet CC-2224 here, and seeing as you’re the only other person in the room, am I correct to assume that’s you?”
Fitting his hand with the Jedi’s, Cody responded, “Yes, sir. CC-2224 reporting for duty. It’s an honor to meet and serve with you, sir.”
As Cody spoke, he caught a faint grimace on Obi-Wan’s face that disappeared as quickly as it came.
“I apologize, Commander, I mean no disrespect by my question, but do you perhaps go by something besides a number? I understand the Kaminoans are efficient, and I’m happy to address you by whichever identity you choose, but I, well, addressing a being by a number seems, impersonal,” Obi-Wan stammered through his question, crimson rushing to his cheeks but sincerity in his eyes. Cody was stunned. Why would a commanding officer care about what they called him?
“The Kaminoans only address us by number, sir, but most troopers choose a name before shipping off. Sometimes it’s chosen by us, and sometimes it’s chosen by our brothers. You can call me Cody, sir.” Pride coating his words, he felt his mind relax when he saw the smile on the Jedi grow.
“Very well. Commander Cody, it’s an honor and pleasure to meet you. I imagine we’ll be spending a lot of time together over the unknown future. Although, I’m sorry that it’s come to this for us meeting each other.”
Obi-Wan was setting a record for number of times you can surprise someone in a minute. All of their lives, the clones were told it was their purpose to serve under the Jedi and protect the Republic – this was inevitable. Why was his general sorry that the inevitable was happening? That the very reason for Cody’s existence was in motion?
“Not to worry, sir. This is what –“
Obi-Wan quickly raised his hand to halt Cody, “Apologies again Commander, but by any chance you wouldn’t mind removing your helmet?”
Cody’s eyebrows furrowed in confusion, but his arms automatically reached up, grabbing hold of the bucket and lifting it off his head. Muscle instinct tucked it to his left side all the while trying to not give away his growing puzzlement. There were a million more of him, he was nothing to look at. He was quite literally created to die, copies of him in every corner of the GAR, and it didn’t matter if the Jedi in front of him knew his face or not.
“As I was saying, sir, this I what we were made for, my brothers and I. War is inevitable for us,” Cody simply explained.
He gave credit to the Jedi, Obi-wan was good at masking. To an untrained eye, he’d seem indifferent, but the sorrow in his eyes and quick down-twitch of his lips told Cody a different story. Obi-Wan was disturbed by what he heard.
“Ah, well. I’m sorry that’s the truth of your creation, Commander. I want to assure you though, you’re not,” Obi-Wan paused, eyes darting as he grasped what to say. “You’re not war fodder. Not to me. To any of us. The Jedi. You are men, and men I’m responsible for. I’m learning on the go, but be assured that the well being of your brothers, of our men, is my top priority. I will employ every strategy to ensure a victory for the Republic, but most importantly, a victory for them.”
The sky blue of Obi-Wan’s eyes transformed into stormy grey, as ruthless and firm as the sincerity in his pledge to the commander.
“That. That means a lot to me and my men, sir,” Cody felt his response weak compared to the conviction in Obi-Wan’s voice, but it was all he could think of as his brain continued to short circuit, adjusting to the reality introduced to him over the last few minutes.
“I look forward to meeting them.” A hand swept through long, ginger hair, pushing it behind an ear, and Obi-Wan took this time to look around the briefing room, seeming to take it in for the first time. “I’ll be honest with you Commander, this is all very new to me. I’m sure it comes as no surprise that diplomatic negotiations require different tactics than battles. Usually much shorter.” Obi-Wan gave a sly smirk.
“That may be so, sir, but rumor around the barracks is you’ve seen some impressive combat in the recent years. You could say the boys of the 212th are excited to serve under the only Jedi to face two Sith lords in a century. Please excuse their eager questions when they meet you. You might be the closest thing to a celebrity they have.”
If possible, the blush on Obi-Wan’s cheeks deepened to a red that would match the Corrie Guard’s armor. His left arm hugged around his waist while his right elbow rested atop its wrist, his hand resting under his chin, absentmindedly stroking his beard. The Jedi’s eyes thought the ground around Cody’s boots was the most interesting spot in the room, and the commander held in an astonished laugh as he realized the Jedi was embarrassed.
“Kal Skirata is one heck of a storyteller,” Cody thought.
Finding the scene in front of him too amusing, Cody remained quiet as Obi-Wan worked through what to say. His mouth opened and close, little stammers making their way past his lips, but he eventually worked his way to words.
“That’s, uh, very kind of you to say, Commander.” Obi-Wan rubbed the back of his neck. “They were, uh, duels of necessity. I try not to make a habit of engaging with Sith.”
“Either way, it’s still an honor, sir, and nothing to take lightly. I’m sure some of the boys will try to see those combat skills up close in the rec room,” Cody hoped his attempt at banter would put Obi-Wan at ease, and he was awarded with a soft chuckle, the Jedi back to stroking his beard.
“Not something I’m unfamiliar with. My padawan was always eager to mention to whoever would listen that he trains with the ‘Sith slayer’, as the other younglings nicknamed me. Always amusing how obvious little ones are when they think they’re being subtle. Not hard to eavesdrop when their idea of a whisper is a normal conversation.” As he spoke, Obi-Wan’s attention focused out the window that overlooked the Coruscant skyline. Fondness took root in his gaze, and Cody recognized it easily. Kamino wasn’t blankets and bedtime stories, but his brothers gave him memories scattered through his upbringing that prompted the same look the Jedi currently held.
“Padawan, sir? Not familiar with the term.” Cody decided to prolong this moment for the general, if not just for a little longer.
“Yes, padawan. I imagine it’s most similar to a cadet for what you’re familiar with. When Jedi are young, around 9 years old, they go through the trials and are appointed a Jedi master. Their teacher to show them the ways of the force, of being a Jedi, and perhaps most important, how to grow through life. I guess it’s the closest thing to a parent a Jedi will have,” Obi-Wan explained. “My padawan and I had a less traditional start. I won’t bore you with the details now, but Anakin and I grew past our rocky beginning together, and I trained him for 10 years. He was just knighted the other day – our graduation ceremony you could say – and now he’s leading a battalion.”
There wasn’t a lot for Cody to reference regarding traditional families given his non-traditional life, but as Obi-Wan spoke, still stroking his beard, staring out the window with a look of what Cody could only describe as adoration, it was clear to the commander that Anakin held a significant place in Obi-Wan’s heart. Adoration was replaced by a smirk when the Jedi’s focus was back on Cody.
“Granted, I hope that whomever he’s assigned to is ready for some, how shall I say, creative approaches to battle. Anakin means well, but he’s as headstrong as he is confident, and I’m fairly certain his confidence could fuel the entire Jedi Order.”
“Any chance you remember which battalion he’s assigned to, sir?” Cody asked.
“I believe the 501st is coming to mind.” Obi-Wan’s answer pulled a deep laugh from Cody.
“Oh, don’t worry, sir. Your padawan’s in good hands. In fact, based on your description, I think that might be a match made by the Maker itself. My brother CT-75, uh, Rex, is just as fond of unusual strategies as it sounds like your padawan is.”
“Oh goody, sounds like we’ll have some entertainment during this war,” Obi-Wan couldn’t hide the amusement in his tone. Cody let the ease that had taken over the interaction calm the remaining tension his body was harboring. A comfortable silence settled over the two while an ambience of scanner beeps filled the space, and Cody took this opportunity to take in the man in front of him.
Obi-Wan Kenobi wasn’t clad in sleek armor, walking as if one with the air, holding back the deadly grace of a Nexu. Most likely if you passed by him on the street, you wouldn’t spare him a second glance, mistaking him for a hermit or a beggar, but Cody was starting to think that maybe he missed the important bits of Skirata’s stories.
It was easy to understand why a young clone created from a warrior would hold onto legends of a single being taking down a whole rebellion. Of swords made from kyber, or of battles fought entirely with an invisible strength only the Jedi possessed. But he missed the compassion found in sparing lives, even those that didn’t deserve saving. He missed the determined will honed through decades, even centuries, of disciplined training. He missed the unconditional love for a galaxy that can be flawed and ugly, always finding the good beneath the seemingly endless layers of scum.
He realized those qualities, together in perfect balance, were the legends of his childhood, and standing before him in a beige tunic, without a single piece of armor in sight, minutes after walking into a GNK droid, was the perfect warrior.
A beep from Obi-Wan’s commlink startled both men out of their thoughts, and a quick tap to his wrist silenced the alarm. The Jedi looked up at Cody expectantly.
“It appears we must be on our way, Commander. We are to make our way to Christophsis for our first engagement.”
“Right away, sir. I just need to stop by the platform above us to check in on a brother. They’re meeting their general shortly.” Cody kept to himself it was Rex waiting, and he couldn’t wait to see Rex’s reaction to their generals’ connection.
“Can’t get rid of me so easily, little brother.”
Obi-Wan waved his hand dismissively as he turned to the door. “Of course, Commander. In the meantime, perhaps you could enlighten me to the story of how you received that scar. It looks like quite the event.” Sweat beaded on Cody’s forehead as images of supply-closet brooms and fake duels flashed in his mind.
As if they’d been practicing the dance for years, Cody and Obi-Wan fell into step, strides matching, side-by-side. It wasn’t often that you met legends. Even less often that those legends turned out to be greater than the stories. Taking note of any GNKs in their path, Cody walked with pride next to his general, looking forward to adding to the legends the cadets would be telling on Kamino. This time though, the legends will have a name. And that name is Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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raedear · 1 year
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First lines meme masterpost
Subject to change ✌️
(i did so many of these and i have so many still waiting jesus fuck)
Musicians Au:
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Came Back Wrong Au:
TW MCD
Part One
Part Two
Part Three (I reserve the right to change my mind about this one being canon though)
Individual stories:
It never works out when Joe’s the one behind the sniper sight; and yet, here he is.
‘What is this… “Rainbow Road”?’ Nicky asked inquisitively, holding the game in his hands like it may have been cursed.
Smuggling contraband involved much the same tactics whether you were doing it on a camel or in a starship, Joe mused to himself as he landed in Bay 4657.
‘I am so sorry,’ Nicolò choked out, and the next thing Yusuf felt was a dagger piercing his chest.
‘Don’t leave me here alone, please, I- I love you, Yusuf-’
‘Yusuf is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, the most glorious person I’ve ever- how dare you, Nile? How dare you speak of him like that!?’
‘So how many times have you been married, then?’ Nile asked, leaning back.
‘Then prove it.’
He lifted the still-beating heart, dripping with gore, to his husband’s lips. ‘Feast, my love.’
Nicky’s husband always smelled so good, and if there was one thing he knew after nearly 1000 years on this earth, it’s that when you find a mate you don’t let them go.
‘Yusuf.’ His voice was slow and rusty. He was having trouble focusing on the flickering light. 'Yusuf, please-’
‘Stupid desert. Stupid FUCKING endless FUCKING sandy GOD DAMN DESERT!’
Nicky was not prepared for Joe to open the door on Halloween in a full-length Dracula cape...
On Monday, Joe turned up at the London safehouse...
‘I’m so tired, Nico.’ (this is a personal fave)
Joe doesn’t think anyone has ever looked as furiously miserable as Andy does now, aggressively trying to fuss with the pillows behind his back. TW: Implied MCD, degenerative disease
‘N-Nicky… please put the knife down…’ Nile pleaded, already spattered in Joe’s blood.
‘I can’t really see—oh! Do you have a flashlight?’
‘Are you absolutely sure?’ Nicky sounded calm, but to Joe, who had spent hours studying the expressions of Nicolò di Genova, his face betrayed his nervousness.
’Would it be a bad idea to ask a close friend out on a date,’
For as long as he lived, Yusuf would never forget how Andromache’s wail tore through the air as she collapsed onto the ground.
‘And what, precisely, would you be willing to give up, to get him back? Be specific.’ TW MCD
‘What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?’ asks the beautiful man at the bar.
‘How do you know it’s him, though?’ Nile asked, watching the clone with Joe’s face sitting calmly on the park bench
’S-shutup… ugh- Yusuf,’ Andy croaked with a bitter laugh, locked in the throes of plague alongside Nicolo and Yusuf.
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ariadnes-red-thread · 7 months
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Hii, I’m back.
I needed a little break for a couple of reasons. First, it’s been a busy summer. I’m not sure how people on here maintain a balance between writing, work, responsibilities, and a social life. I can’t figure out how to do it. Y’all are superheroes.
The second reason was from my follower celebration. I’ve always been pretty good about putting engagement in its place. If I enjoyed writing the story, I don’t care if it gets 5 likes or 1500 reblogs filled with accolades. My little blog hasn’t exactly grown at the rate of a lot of writer’s blogs on here, even in our small fandom, and that’s okay. My writing isn’t for anyone else. It’s for me. Until it wasn’t. I did a follower celebration because I really do love the community I’ve found but the experience was eye-opening. All four works that I’ve completed have been over 1000 words apiece. I get that that’s on me but I want to be proud of everything I put out there. I worked hard… slow - which I apologize for - but HARD… on the requests. I’m going to finish the requests I have (I’m REALLLY excited for this next one with a certain clone commander coming up), but I want to be clear - if you submit a request, a reblog without tags or comments is the bare minimum you should be doing in return. Doing anything less is disrespectful to the time and energy I put into the fic. Even if you don’t like the way I wrote it or you had a different idea, YOU asked me to write this. At least engage with it. Otherwise, I could have spent that time working on my passion projects. This goes for all requests (fic, art, ask, or otherwise) out there. There’s no excuse for not engaging with the requests you make, especially with how bad engagement is right now. Just reblog.
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reckless-rider · 11 months
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A list no one asked for! Anyway a list of all the Wilhelm Screams found in media according to IMDB Part 1.
Happy Family
1000 Ways to Die
16 Blocks
2.0
21 Jump Street
22 Jump Street
30 Days of Night 
Lost  (S5.E6) 
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6:66 PM
A Christmas Story Christmas 
A Day to Die
A Dog’s Way Home
A Goofy Movie
A Simple Request
Simpsons (S32.E10)
A Star Is Born
Abominable 
Accepted 
Agent Cody Banks
Ainoat oikeat
Aladdin (2019)
Aladdin (1992)
Alex Cross
Dexter: Early Cuts (S1.E2)
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (S1.E14) 
Aloha
Always
American Hero
Manipulated by Fingers
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 
The Angry Birds Movie
Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
Animator vs. Animation V
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (S3.E8)
Arctic Dogs 
Are We Done Yet?
Assignment to Kill
Astro Boy
Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potions
Atomic Blonde
Avatar 
Avengers: Infinity War
April and the Extraordinary World 
Game of Thrones (S1.E9)
Leap!
Barbie in a Mermaid Tale 2
Barbie in the Pink Shoes
Batman Returns
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Battle Creek Brawl
Baywatch 
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
Money Heist (S2.E6)
Ben 10: Race Against Time 
Beta Test
Clarence (S3.E12)
Bionicle: The Legend Reborn
Black Sheep
Mythbusters (S9.E6)
Family Guy (S6.E1)
Bolt
House (S7.E15)
Bon Bini Holland
Borrowed Time
Bounty Killer
Brainstorming 
Bratz
Calamity Jane: Wild West Legend
Captain America: The First Avenger 
Cars
Cars 2
Lupin (S2.E5)
Stars Wars: Clone Wars (S2.E7)
Stars Wars: Clone Wars (S3.E4)
The Book of Boba Fett (S1.E7)
Chisum
Stars Wars: Clone Wars (S3.E20)
Clash of the Titans
Clifford the Big Red Dog 
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2
Colin 
Fast & Furious Spy Racers (S2.E4)
Amphibia (S3.E11)
Blindspot (S2.E5)
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Corto Maltese (S1.E1)
Community (S3.E18)
Cowboys & Aliens
Cradle 2 the Grave 
Crawlspace
Fantasy Island (S4.E8)
Lego Star Wars: Droid Tales (S1.E2)
Community (S2.E18)
Dragon Wars: D-War
DOA: Dead or Alive
Daddy’s Home
Daddy’s Perfect Little Girl 
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (S7.E7)
Dante’s Peak
Agency of Vengeance: Dark Rising 
Date Movie
Day & Night
De film van Dylan Haegens
Deadpool 2
Lego Star Wars: All-Stars (S1.E3)
Death Proof
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (S2.E20)
Two Is a Family
Despicable Me
Despicable Me 2
Diary of a Wimpy Kid 
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days 
The Goldfish 
Die Hard with a Vengeance 
DieRy
Dinocroc vs. Supergator
Dinoshark
Drawn Together (S1.E6)
Distant Drums
District 9
Django Unchained 
Community (S3.E8)
Doom
Littlest Pet Shop (S1.E23)
Down by the Riverside 
Due Date 
Galavant (S1.E6)
Blizzards of Souls
Maverick (S3.E10)
Ein Rabe namens Poe
Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas
Encanto
Enchanted 
Star Trek Phase II (S1.E6)
Enthiran
Community (S2.E6)
Toren C (S2.E2)
Maverick (S2.E6)
Evening Class
Ever After High: Dragon Games
Everything Wrong with… (S9.E100)
Everything Wrong with… (S10.E105)
Everything Wrong with… (S4.E24)
Regular Show (S4.E1)
Lego Star Wars: Droid Tales (S1.E1)
Explorers 
Extinct
Outlander (S3.E13)
F9: The Fast Saga 
Face Eater 
Fantastic Four
Feast 
Feels Good Man
Doom Patrol (S2.E5)
Lego Star Wars: Droid Tales (S1.E4)
Flushed Away 
Regular Show (S6.E16)
Freddy vs. Ghostbusters
Free Guy
Fresh 
The Simpsons (S28.E2)
The Loud House (S1.E2)
Community (S5.E5)
Getaway
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance 
Ghost Rock
Ghosted 
God of War
God of War III
Golden Dreams
Grabbers
CSI: NY (S1.E4)
Gremlins 2: The New Batch
Grey Eyes
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
SMG4 (S6.E36)
Guns Akimbo
Family Guy (S20.E14)
Hacksaw Ridge 
Halo Wars
Hancock
Hardcore Henry 
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
Harper 
Hellboy 
Star Wars: Rebels (S3.E5)
Hercules 
The Boys (S3.E6)
Schnitzel Paradise 
Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party 
Epic Rap Battles of History (S3.E1)
Hitman: Agent 47
Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu (S1.E2)
Home Team
Masters of Horror (S1.E6)
Homefront
How 13 Props are Made for Movies and TV
How It Should Have Ended (S9.E2)
How It Should Have Ended (S8.E18)
Howard the Duck
A Frozen Rooster
I Am David
Impasse
In a Valley of Violence
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Inglourious Basterds 
Injustice 
Inspector Gadget (S2.E26)
Community (S2.E17)
Ultimate Spider-Man (S2.E12)
Jason and the Argonauts
Jiu Jitsu 
Jumanji: The Next Level
Juno
Just Visiting 
Justice 
Katy Perry: Roar
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (S3.E10)
Keeping Up with the Joneses
Kill Bill: Vol. 1
Cyanide and Happiness Shorts (S1.E140)
Kill Possible 
Nostalgia Critic (S12.E28)
King Kong
Kingdom of Heaven
Klitschko
Knight Rider (S1.E3)
Steven Universe (S4.E2)
Knowing
From Up on Poppy Hill
Kung Fu Panda
Lego Star Wars Summer Vacation 
Dogmatix and the Indomitables (S1.E15)
Land of the Pharaohs
Tad: The Lost Explorer
The Legend of Hallowaiian
Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return
Legion of Iron
Lego Beyond Worlds
Lego Marvel Super Heroes: Maximum Overload
Lego the Lord of the Rings: The Video Game
Leprechaun 6: Back 2 Tha Hood
Lethal Weapon 2
Lethal Weapon 4
License to Wed
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Stucky Bingo Round-Up #34 (May 24th - May 28th)
Don’t forget to fill out the submission form to be a part of the round-ups and to get your bingo badges! Round 4 ends May 31st and all works must be submitted before then!
At Breakfast by andrea1717 Square filled: I5 - AU: TV show/ Movie /Book Ao3 rating: Mature Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Alternative Universe, Inspired by Call me by your name, Sexual Tension Summary: Moodboard & a snippet from one of my upcoming AU stories. Format: Art
A Surprise by Andrea1717 Square filled: G1 - Art Ao3 rating: Teen Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Alternative Universe, inspired by Titanic, Moodboard Summary: A moodboard and a snippet from one of my upcoming Stucky AU's. Format: Art
Making All Things New - Chapter 3 by PolliZ Square filled: B1 - Mutual Pining Ao3 rating: Explicit Warnings: No archive warnings apply, barbed penis/pain during sex Major tags: A/B/O, Omegaverse, Sex Worker!Bucky, Cap!Steve/Modern!Bucky, Alpha!Steve, omega!Bucky, anal sex, knotting, Summary: Awash in endorphins, Bucky blurts out more than he intended, and Steve takes it in stride. They get cleaned up, but Steve isn’t quite finished. Format: Part of a multichapter fic
Beyond the Beast - Chapter One by PoliZ Square filled: O4 - AU: Supernatural Ao3 rating: Teen Warnings: No archive warnings apply, offscreen death of animal/dealing with aftermath Major tags: Supernatural AU, Fantasy AU, Spells & Enchantments, Mentions of Myth and Folklore Summary: When an unknown beast begins prowling around the village of Brookline, its resident spell-caster goes on the alert. Little does Steve know that he has a powerful connection to the creature. Format: Part of a multichapter fic
The Morning After by Andrea1717 Square filled: N4 - AU: Detectives Ao3 rating: Mature Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Alternative Universe, inspired by My Policeman, Forbidden Love Summary: A moodboard and a snippet from one of my upcoming Stucky AU's inspired by My Policeman. Format: Art
Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow Chapter 4: Tomorrowland: Carousel of Progress & Tomorrowland Speedway by Jimothy Square filled: I5 - Electricity Ao3 rating: General audiences Warnings: I am choosing not to use archive warnings (eg because you don't want to spoil the ending) Major tags: Fluff, Disney World AU, Summary: While Bucky and Tony get their fill of Space Mountain, Steve and Peggy decide to kick their feet up and go through the Carousel of Progress. Format: Medium oneshot (1000 - 5000 words)
Smutconnoisseur’s Fic Recs Vol 1 - AU: Babysitter Edition by Smutconnoisseur Square filled: O3 - AU : Babysitter Ao3 rating: Explicit Warnings: No archive warnings apply, Minor character death mentioned Major tags: Rec List, Explicit works, Mind the tags, Babysitter /Nanny AU Summary: Smutconnoisseur’s Rec List - Babysitter AU Edition Format: Reclist
The Games by Andrea1717 Square filled: B5 - Clones Ao3 rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, Blood and Violence, blood and injury, Major tags: Alternative Universe, inspired by The Hunger Games,Hurt and Comfort,Love,Hopeful ending Summary: Bucky and Steve must participate in the games were they have to find and kill their clones to survive. Format: Medium oneshot (1000 - 5000 words)
The Darkness Within by smutconnoisseur Square filled: Adopted square - KINK: WET DREAMS Ao3 rating: Explicit Warnings: I am choosing not to use archive warnings (eg because you don't want to spoil the ending), Explicit Content, Consensual Non-Consensual, Somnophilia, Rough Sex Major tags: Explicit sexual content, Alternate Universe - Modern, cock warming, Dirty talk, Somnophilia, Barebacking Summary: When Bucky finds Steve asleep in his bed, his desires become overwhelming, and he can't resist the opportunity to indulge in his long-held fantasies involving his best friend. It turns out that dreams do come true; you just have to make them wet first. Format: Medium oneshot (1000 - 5000 words)
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benevolentcannibal · 1 year
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all caught up on the op manga and i have a crack pot idea not sure if it's been suggested (and i don't really care if it has)
is luffy a clone of rodger? there's been zero mention of his mother dragon's proximity to vegapunk stussy being a clone garp just showing up with Luffy and then dumping him if he really wanted him to be in the navy wouldn't it be better to keep him close the one flash back we had with a young rodger from silvers we didn't see his face (strange if they were best friends) then there's the issues. who would know that luffy is a clone besides garp and dragon, maybe shanks? no way the navy would sign off on this shit so that might be why garp pushed luffy on don-don did vegapunk do it on his own or did rodger ask (doubt) dragon has no issue raising kids in the army (sabo) so why push luffy away and have zero contact. why story wise would rodger need to be cloned? (nika maybe) would it add to the story besides being for shock value what's with the frozen straw hat that the king of the world visited cold makes rubber brittle so the hat luffy has is very significant
what illness did rodger die from ? why did shanks steal the gum-gum fruit, if he wanted the power he would have eaten it right away. he knew what it really was and wasn't particularly upset when luffy ate it
my idea about the king is that he's from the void century, since df are based on human desires there would without a doubt be a never dying/ ever lasting life fruit
that begs the question why did 20 nations want to erase 1 nations history pre-world government. what was so bad idealistically that it had to be erased. It isn't shocking that the WG does it currently but 20 nations had trouble with 1 island?? they'd won and they could have taken the tech.
also after 1000+ chapters the first elders name we get is saturn, are they all named after a planet?
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