#but that’s a story for another time

[doctordiscosbignaturals]

sick as fuck rn but i can’t stop thinking about the time i was in the elevator at a con with colin baker when i was in full fem!two cosplay and i told him i liked his crocs (they were rainbow tye-dye) and looked me up and down and said “Thank you! I like your…everything! :)”

#true story #that and the time i almost kissed frazer hines #but that’s a story for another time #doctor who #classic who #classic doctor who #sixth doctor #colin baker

[justm3h]

“50% sick” By PerpetuallySleepy

The nicest thing I can do for a surprise Coop fic is do a little doodle in return.

What a delightful little treat! Nailed Coop perfectly. Check it out!

#it’s very cute #my art #subway master coop #subway master ingo #subway master emmet #submas #pokemon #little cuddle joltic #slapped on some colors for shading #admittedly my first thoughts after were how do we make this more heartbreaking #but that’s a story for another time

[simpforjunokaplan]

nobody can possibly tell me that nova jean artino isn’t completely covered in tattoos. like after the reveal the team is at the beach or something and nova shows up in a halter top and she has a full back tattoo of a fucking fire breathing dragon and she’s just like “yeah i was bored and winston knew a guy”

#this is 100% canon #I don’t make the rules #and she has a bunch more #but that’s a story for another time #renegades #renegades trilogy #nova artino

[foodsies4me]

also big hc of low key jealous Magnus and the Spiral being in healthy competition over pampering and doting on Alec 😬.

Alec: I’m kinda hungry

Magnus *summons a rare apple from the orchards in Italy’s valleys*

The Spiral: *grows a whole orchard in the gardens and makes apple pie with fresh ice cream*

plus all the rare gifts the Spiral gives Alec including an immortal phoenix that hasn’t been seen in 1000 years (but that’s a whole discussion for later 🙃)

I mean…maybe?😂 There will be some Spiral and Magnus shenanigans happening, whether that’s in the main part or as a side story that’s still to be seen though. That said it’s more of a competition on Magnus’s side, the Spiral just goes « Oh, tiny not-warlock likes this. Must give more » and then summons whatever Alec wants. So, Magnus is in a one-sided competition and he knows it and is very miffed about it.

Ragnor is both groaning and cackling at the whole situation.

Alec is just happily munching on apples.

#AWG #Foodsies rambles #Probably will be a side story though #Because the few surviving Circle members will be making a reappearance #And they want revenge #Same goes for Valentine #Who has had roughly 50% of his men decimated by Alec throughout the years #Including Consul Dieudonné #But that’s a story for another time #That said if I don’t get the Magnus-Spiral battle into the main fic #It’s definitely becoming a funny side-fic

[ray-elgatodormido]

So… Non Ghost Skyrim Lucien

I’ve been sorta just brainstorming ideas of Skyrim Lucien. Overall he’s like Shadowmere but I kinda wanted to add more to him in my Skyrim au and so I bring forth theses ramblings.

It starts off with him being dead and the guard of Bruma finding the nightmarish scene in Applewatch. During the investigation, Sithis got pissed that is Dark Brotherhood fav died like an idiot so the Dread Father did the same void stuff he probably did to create Shadowmere but with Lucien this time. Lucien starts, for lack of a better term, regenerating from his wounds and gained powers such as super strength and regeneration. However that resurrection wasn’t perfect since he’s blind from an eye, deaf to everything that isn’t Sithis or his own voice, more bloodthirsty, less subtle and his lower jaw occasionally falls off.

Well he made quite a ruckus in the North of Cyrodiil for obvious reasons, eventually word spread across the entire province about the man who literally sprung back to life. Some say it could have been necromancy gone wrong, others would point to the deadra. Lucien would enter the Cheydenhall sanctuary and haunt Arquen for a week before brutally killing her as revenge for the whole traitor situation. I don’t think he’d seek revenge on Arquen if this was regular Lucien, but yeah this Lucien is quite vindictive and really really pissed. Not in the loud anger but in the silent rage kind. He eventually makes his way to the Night Mother’s crypt to discover what happened to Bellamont, the Night Mother eventually tell him to calm tf down and that Baadahil deserted her position as Listener, at this point Baadahil is Lucien’s wife and locked herself in Cloud Ruler Temple out of heartbreak and anger.

They both confront each other and Baadahil seeing how dangerous Lucien ended up becoming (he nearly kills Martin and did a lot of collateral damage because he did not calm tf down) , she freezes him solid and seals him in a Dwemmer ruin. This event only made the Deal Brotherhood finale worse for her and Martin’s death was the final straw for her to mantle the madgod. Around 200 years later, before the events of Skyrim, Astrid learns of a legend of the Dark Brotherhood being sealed off inside a Dwemmer ruin. And so Astrid ventures in, defrosts Lucien who finally calmed down and gets him as an ally in the same way she probably got Shadowmere aka he can be brought to Nirn from the same void pool as Shadowmere.

And then the Skyrim time fuckery Au happens and that makes for a very awkward reunion. I mean if I were a 200+ year old undead assassin and found that my long lost wife has been isekaied and is now possessing the body of a Dragonborn and at one point divorced the leader of rebels in the ongoing civil war I too would be weirded out.

Anything to put a soap opera in Skyrim for pure entertainment.

#May not be entirely lore accurate but I am having fun so it doesn’t matter #Also my headcanon as to why Skyrim Lucien can’t be interacted with is because Skyrim Lucien is deaf #But that shouldn’t pose any problems as I made him and a couple other DB members know Sign Language #I mean Baadahil can’t speak verbally and she’s probably not the only one so #lucien lachance #elderscrolls #tall dark and stabby #hero of kvatch #oc #oc ramblings #dark brotherhood #oc x canon #oc: baadahil faris #I did not reread and just rambled out #It feels good to ramble about blorbos #Also yes Baadahil divorces Ulfric Stromcloak less than 12 hours after the wedding because I thought it would be funny #But that’s a story for another time

[mysteriousdoll]

I’m aware this is stupid and I do not care. They do all usually wear outfits but… I kinda had fun drawing them without them. They replace the Mane Six in this au, just as their placements seen here.

Reblogs are appreciated!! They help a lot!!

Kiyotaka Ishimaru is Nightfall Luster

Mondo Oowada is Prism Bound

Aoi Asahina is Bubble Dive

Celestia Ludenberg is Velvet Rarity

Chihiro Fujisaki is Sweet Sprite

Makoto Naegi is Apple Clover

Fun little fact, Nightfall spends his first few months around his new friends with his cutie mark covered and tail straightened, Prism Bound being the only one (excluding Velvet due to being his sister) to have seen them due to the sauna contest.

How he keeps it covered? As opposed to just wearing a shirt like most ponies who do wear clothes, Nightfall Luster chooses to wear a shirt, jacket, pants, and boots on both his front and hind legs.

#my art #danganronpa #danganronpa au #kiyotaka ishimaru #aoi asahina #mondo oowada #mondo owada #makoto naegi #celestia ludenberg #chihiro fujisaki #she/her pronouns for Chihiro please #Nightfall is Princess Celestia’s student in this #and does eventually become a prince #but that’s a story for another time #bc boy does he feel conflicted abt it

[btssavedmylifeblr]

ur a strong woman…. i’d leave my husband and push his mother into ongoing traffic unprovoked for min yoongi. this is why i wont get married

It’s a lot easier to leave a hypothetical husband than a real one! 😂 and if we’re being honest, prior to having kids, I probably would have dumped him for min yoongi.

#i almost left him for min yoongi’s brother #haha #but that’s a story for another time

[soupflowers]

got caught up and started rereading some old fic i posted on ff.net when i was 12-14. rereading the positive reviews was really sweet. i was just a kid. back in the day, i had my age in my profile too. this one writer i really respected would always say the kindest things and it really boosted my confidence. i’m glad i put myself out there when i was young because i think it’s given me the strength to continue to write now, in fanfic or otherwise.

#textp #ofc there were some really weird core memories i have from ff dot net #but that’s a story for another time #ah and let’s not even get started on the ole digital footprint

[ladyofsilvers]

durge update: for some reason my brain is obsessed with blocking off every path to a good end these two could have. this relationship is going to end in a trainwreck :)

anyways, just wanted to say i love your taste in Tav names, see you when I have a status update on how I Made It Worse /hj - 💫

We love a train wreck romance!!

Also, thank you so much omg?? I struggle so much coming up with names for characters so I’m glad to see someone likes them! I actually remade my own durge again last night, her name is Elyon now! I’ll miss Vex, she was named after a critical role character, but Elyon is a real cute name.

Elyon’s name actually comes from a childhood show of mine lmao so she’s very <3

#i even have a story behind her scar #but that’s a story for another time #aka when i fully flesh out her background #ali’s ask-box #💫 anon

[muppetfreak]

Mr. Riordan, it is truly a pleasure getting to experience your second draft.

#seriously tho what an amazing thing for an author #to get to revisit your series years later #and get to make all the tweaks now that you know exactly where the story is going #to go back with your theme crystalized in your head and say 'ok now this time on purpose!' #kiddo and I are enjoying the PJO series immensely #love demigods #wish adhd was real #now excuse me while I add 9 billion tags #percy jackson #pjo tv show #pjo #rick riordan #percy jackson and the olympians #disney+ #pjo series #percy jackson tv show #does this need to be tagged as a spoiler? I don't feel like it does #the suggested hashtag being spelled wrong is just *chefs kiss* #love that for us #anyway if this needs another tag tell me

[gay-opossum-in-the-garbage]

Guess who dreamed about power washing again. God damn it thats three times in a row

#dreams #powerwash simulator #power washing #it’s an addiction #because the things I like usually don’t appear in my dreams #except for that one time John Doe appeared and in dreams and called me darling #but that’s a story for another time

[lorenssillylittleblog]

okay so no one fucking knows what i’m talking about when i say i don’t like coloured eyes because they’re not natural in people so i will now be explaining the meaning behind the eye colours so you all can SHUT UP

amber

What Causes Amber Eyes?

Just as it is with other eye colors, amber eyes are determined by genetics and the amount of melanin pigments in the eye. There are two types of melanin—eumelanin, which is dark brown-black, and pheomelanin (also called lipochrome), which is a lighter reddish-yellow.

this explanation is one of the more tame ones you will find on this list, but keep an open mind for the rest

green

Green eyes are very rare.

Green eyes are the most rare eye color in the world. Only about 2 percent of people in the world have naturally green eyes. Green eyes are a genetic mutation that results in low levels of melanin, though more melanin than in blue eyes.

basically what it’s saying is white peoples migration to the west resulted in green. green eyes literally means white people are a mutation

grey

Close to 3% of the world's population have gray eyes.

People with gray eyes have little or no melanin in their irises, but they have more collagen in a part of the eye called the stroma. The light scatters off the collagen in a way that makes the eyes appear gray

(it is also very common in albinism)

violet

Albinism.

Albinism is a genetic condition that causes a reduced amount of melanin in a person's body. It often includes reduced melanin in the eyes. With very low melanin levels in the eye, the iris might appear blue or, in some instances, red or violet

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blue

Everyone with blue eyes is related

Between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago, a baby was born in Europe with a harmless genetic mutation. That little DNA blip was blue eye color, according to researchers at the University of Copenhagen

basically, blue eyes are caused by incest. think about this the next time you decide to gawk over how you wish you had coloured eyes

brown

Brown eyes are more common worldwide than any other eye color.

But the prevalence of brown eyes varies significantly with geography. Most people living in Africa and Asia have dark brown eyes. Dark brown eye color also is very common in the Middle East. In Europe, the prevalence and shade of brown eyes vary significantly from region to region.

brown eyes (also my eyes lol) are the natural state of the eye!! i think it is disgusting how people have hated on brown eyes in the past (and now) because they’re “boring” there’s nothing wrong with not being imbred enough times to genetically fracture the colour of your eyes!!

hazel

Hazel eyes are thought to possess the most varied and complex eye color.

They are a mixture of green, brown, and gold and can appear to change color in different lighting. Hazel eyes are also considered to be very expressive. Hazel eyes are associated with spontaneity, enjoyment, and adventure.

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so that’s it on eye colours. i woukd like to end this with do not bully people for their eye colours!! it is not their failt and it is out of their control the way their eyes turn out. i made this post bcs i am sick and tired of ignorant remarks like “i wish i had coloured eyes🥺 brown eyes are so boring” no they’re not!! your brown eyes are beautiful bae and i hope one day you’ll see tgat for yourself ‧₊˚✩彡

#boost this ?? #idk #it’s not that serious #idc #if people still hate their eye colours and want coloured ones #there is a problem #no one should hate their eyes bcs they’re all so beautiful!! #but i just hate that ppl crave coloured eyes in this society #(i don’t even like them that much to be completely honest #i prefer my brown eyes) #but that’s not to say i didn’t hate them when i was younger #but that’s a story for another time #classic rock

[stil-lindigo]

HELP PALESTINIAN ARCHITECT EVACUATE HER FAMILY FROM GAZA

This is a verified fundraiser for a family of four to evacuate to Cairo. The fund's creator, Amal Abu Shammala, reached out to me personally to share this since she's failed to get her fund on Operation Olive Branch and Let's Talk Palestine's fundraising linktree.

As of right now, she has raised €2,397/ €42,000. You can see the breakdown of what the money will be used for in the fund description.

Please give generously!

#ive talked to amal myself and can vouch for her #she was so understanding about me having to verify her story first #its so bullshit how people have used the tragedy of a genocide to masquerade as palestinians in need #perhaps its selfish for me to personally advocate for only a few families in need when so many people require help #but i feel like the way i stay sane is to just. focus on one family at a time #im gonna try to do another fundraising event (?) soon idk how successful it'll be #i just dont have enough money man #palestine #free palestine #free gaza #donations #gaza #rafah #khan younis

[asteraws]

my clown college grad project from december last year 🎪

#my art #oc #illustration #ok to elaborate a bit #its more of a circus/performing arts school but clown college is just easier and sillier to say so #i call it that #what da hell do i tag JFLDSKSFKD #im archiving a lot of stuff these days... #post uni burnout has been so real guys lol ill be taking a break from this proj but def wanna come back to it some day :3 #IN THE MEAN TIME THO... im finally cooking up another oc story omggg im saur excited abt it hopefully i can share some art of it here soon

[pcktknife]

betty

#adventure time #betty grof #golbetty #myart #guy who's only watched madoka seeing a tragic love story: #not that you can tell without the second drawing 😭 #fionna and cake #keep forgetting theres another shooow #fnc spoilers

[phoenixkaptain]

I love it when pre Original Trilogy era shows how much effort went into making the Death Star. It took decades, literal decades, and it took so much money and so many people and it was such a secretive thing and it’s staffed by millions because it’s the size of a small moon.

I cannot express how much all of the added information makes it so much funnier that Luke blew it up.

Luke destroys literally everything Palpatine built. He blows up the Death Star, which was referenced in universe as early as the second movie. He blew up the weapon of mass destruction twenty years in the making. And he blew it up pretty much directly after it’s first and only successful attack. It was operational for fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes that Palpatine had the thing he’d been building for longer than Luke has been alive, and Luke blows it up. First day retirement, but first hour retirement.

Luke convinces Darth Vader to turn back to the light side, a feat thought literally impossible by literally everybody. Sidious clearly doesn’t see Vader’s betrayal coming. Vader’s betrayal was not in his plans, nor was it something he was prepared for. Sidious is a powerful Force user with all four limbs while Vader is a man in the tin can Palpatine put him in. If Palpatine had seen Vader turning coming, he would not have allowed it to happen.

Luke literally should not even be alive. Palpatine almost definitely got Padme out of the way on purpose, and he almost certainly was trying for her unborn child as well (there was way too big of a risk that a cute liddol bebe would bring some humanity back to Anakin, and Palpatine did not want Anakin to have any humanity) Luke living is literally the first step in Palpatine’s ultimate downfall, especially once Vader finds out that Luke is his son. His very alive son. His son that is not dead, despite Palpatine claiming Anakin killed Padme. Implying that Anakin killed Padme and she posthumously gave birth. But, she didn’t give birth on Mustafar, which was the last place Anakin interacted with her. And once the mother dies, you have to get those fuckers out fast or they die too.

I imagine Darth Vader piecing all of this together is that meme with all the math floating around his head, because how could Padme have died by his hand and then given birth like two hours later?

Luke killing Palpatine is what ultimately leads to the dissolution of the Empire as an omnipotent entity. Luke killed the Empire. Luke spends a good amount of his adult life killing Empire remnants. We see that in the Mandalorian, since he’s so recognizable that Gideon immediately knows he’s fucked just by seeing an X-wing. We read it in Legends’ continuity, where Luke terrifies Imperials because he can walk into their changing room and stand in their for a minute and they don’t even notice.

Luke destroyed Palpatine’s life’s work. Everything Palpatine spent his whole life working towards, and Luke kills all of it. He blows up not one, but two Death Stars (he may not have pulled the trigger on the second Death Star, but without him, it never would have been destroyed). He convinces not one, but multiple Sith and Dark Jedi to return from the Dark Side. He is the only reason that Obi-Wan Kenobi, the biggest pain in Palpatine’s ass ever born, lives long enough to make it to the Death Star.

Palpatine went through so much effort. And just when he had finally won, when he finally had a weapon capable of destroying entire planets with a single blast, making it impossible for any planets or peoples to go against him, Luke shows up nineteen years late to the Jedi party with space Starbucks and a droid twice his age and almost singlehandedly destroys everything Palpatine ever had a hand in creating.

Luke manages to become even worse than Obi-Wan Kenobi, the ultimate thorn in the side of politicians, and Luke doesn’t even understand any politics. He wasn’t trained in diplomacy like Obi-Wan and Leia, no, he’s a farmboy who left home for the first time in his entire life, just this morning. And he is the one to destroy the Empire.

If they rewrote Star Wars and had it entirely from Palpatine’s perspective, Luke Skywalker would be his greatest foe. Luke Skywalker would be the final boss. Luke Skywalker is the antithesis of everything Palpatine believes in and he is the one character that Palpatine cannot predict. He isn’t as moldable as Anakin, he doesn’t respond to threats very well, he’s apparently impossible to kill via Force lightning (still the funniest scene of all times, the progression of Palpatine’s face falling and him looking like “what the fuck??? Is this kid rubber??? I’ve electrocuted him eight times???”), his unwavering faith in his father’s goodness makes Darth Vader want to be a better person, Luke Skywalker is the big bad of Palpatine’s story and—

There is nothing in this world that is funnier than someone’s biggest antagonist being Luke fucking Skywalker. Luke Skywalker, who saved the galaxy with the power of love and who shouldn’t exist, by Jedi rules and by Palpatine’s own attempts, and whose best friends are literally droids, which Palpatine canonically hates!

Everything about this is hilarious, this is the funniest thing in all of media, Palpatine loses absolutely everything to some backwater farmboy who fucking likes droids.

#luke skywalker #star wars #anakin skywalker #sheev palpatine #darth sidious #original trilogy #the inane ramblings of a madman #listen i recognize that other people are important in the plot of sw #but at the same time #luke is the marble that gets things rolling #just in general #luke is the reason obi wan eventually actually kills maul #luke somehow gave yoda hope that another generation of jedi was an achievable goal #luke saved leia from being executed #luke is the sun of the series #it’s from him that literally everything grows #the story that began this universe #is one of a boy becoming an adult #and so without luke skywalker #none of the characters would exist #thus luke is the sun and we should all bask in the rays #but also in how funny it is #that this guy was more of a pain than obi wan kenobi #a feat previously thought impossible #long post