#but sluttiness isnt the problem

[craycraybluejay]

I realize there may be something Wrong with me, not in the fact that I'm kinky but because I actively and knowingly put myself in real danger for sexual reasons. That's kind of crashing on me right now mentally.

I feel like a disgusting person, but rationally, I understand I'm just being all depressive spirall-y, and that thinking badly about myself cannot and will not change my recklessness. I want help and support toward being a less risky person and learning how to draw the line and get my rocks off in a way that doesn't leave me feeling like I just Mega Fucked Up because I forgot to think or perhaps just ignored my thinking. Thrill seeking is one thing, putting myself in actual obvious danger is another.

I need to address this with my therapist, but first, can anyone else who experiences hypersexuality or other addictive and/or compulsive tendencies tell me any tips on making yourself slow down to think things through and battling compulsion and addiction in general?

I know I cannot change or "fix" that part of me, but maybe I can learn to manage it in a way that minimizes harm to myself

#give me advice #advice #advice wanted #hypersexuality #hypersexual #compulsion #compulsive #mildly venty #addiction #sex addiction #thrill seeking #personal #mental health #i know its ok to be slutty so for awhile i thought i was ok #but sluttiness isnt the problem #the problem is i don't have the kind of self control over things that harm me as opposed to others #with other people i take a lot of measures to be kind and not harmful and whatnot #with me its just like well its not like im hurting anyone 🤷‍♂️ #bro i am someone #tw s3lf harm #non traditional self harm #my therapist says i seek after these bad situations because i want to hurt myself #and is probably right- again

[evera-era]

hii i hope you’re doing good and i love your writing sm!!!

i was wondering if you could write smth where reader has an attitude and ellie isnt having it so r mumbles smth like “then get rid of it” and ellie fucks the attitude out of reader w her strap🙈

hi love, tysm!! and ofc i can. enjoy!

warnings: mdni dirty talk, rough sex, hair pulling, daddy kink, ellie’s a brat tamer… hmmmm yea

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You had been having an attitude all week. Truthfully, you were frustrated with… well, everything. But whenever Ellie would pester you about it, it just annoyed you even more.

“It’s nothing.” You’d grumble. But Ellie knew that it was obviously not nothing, because she knows her girl like the back of her hand.

Today, while you were sitting on the couch, Ellie came up and changed the channel — much to your disapproval.

“I was watching that,” You whine, narrowing your eyes at her. The brunette merely shrugs.

“Our show is coming on. It’s five.” She says. You throw your hands up.

“Seriously? You couldn’t ask me first?” You comment, rolling your eyes.

“What’s your problem? I mean, really.” She says. “You’ve had an attitude this entire week.”

“I have not had an attitude.”

“Jesus,” She mutters, tossing the remote to the side. “Fine, sure. Whatever.”

You stare at her as she gets up from the couch, presumably heading towards the bedroom.

“I haven’t!”

“You literally fucking have!” She exclaims. As she turns around, she hears your lowly voice.

“Then fucking get rid of it.”

At first, she halts, then turns on her heels. She cocks her head to the side.

“What’d you just say?” She asks.

You look off to the side, refusing to make eye contact with Ellie.

“I said get rid of it.”

—

Everything from earlier was a blur. You had no recollection of the way her stare hardened, the way her voice dropped an octave as she beckoned you to the room with nothing more then a “In. Now.”

Under her, you couldn’t even remember what you were mad about. It was like the thoughts in your head meddled together and disappeared with every stroke of her toy cock, with every thrust she made into your tight cunt.

“Fuck,” She groaned, messily pumping herself into you as she watched you cry out and arch underneath her.

You were babbling endlessly about how it was “too much,” to which Ellie clamps her hand over your mouth.

“Shut,” She grunts. Another thrust. “Up.”

The noises she was pulling out of you were insane — dirty, and so, so raw. And she relished in every second of it.

“You’re such a goddamn brat, y’know that?” She says through clenched teeth. “Huh?”

“Ellie—“ You whined, fingernails coming down on her arms, digging down into the flesh of her wrists.

“Answer me.” She hisses, thrusting so far into you that you jump. But her hold on you is strong; she was making sure that you weren’t going anywhere.

“Y-Yes!” You squealed. “Fuck— yes!”

Her hand balls up in your hair, pulling you back against the pillow so she could get the perfect view of your face.

“So fuckin’ slutty,” She mutters. “You gonna apologize for being a fuckin’ brat?”

“Y-Yeah—“

“Do it,” She grunts. “Tell me how sorry you are, and maybe I won’t fuck you into next week.”

A taunting chuckle escapes from her lips, green eyes flicking down to the way your mouth hung open in pleasure.

“Or maybe that’s what you want, huh?” She groans. “Want daddy to fuck you ‘til you can’t walk straight?”

You gasped, merely nodding your head. Your orgasm was close, and your mind was going foggy.

“Fucking say it,” Ellie grunts. “C’mon.”

“Yes, daddy,” You mewl, pussy clenching down hard as your eyes squeezed shut. “Pleasepleaseplease—“

“Fuuuck,” She drawls, pressing her face into your neck as she finds herself having to use more and more force to fully fuck herself past your grip. “Atta girl... so fucking good.”

Needless to say, it was gonna be a long night.

#ellie williams #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams smut #ellie tlou2 #ellie x fem reader

[pzonnie]

a lil party

you had went out with your best friend Sasha since it was her birthday and she wanted the both of you to go out together and have some fun

you both ended up finding this random party hearing lots about it from other family and friends and both plan to go.

problem was.. eren said fuck na. “ren baby pleasee we won’t even be out that long c’mon its her birthday.” you begged your boyfriend, eren just looked at you like you was stupid. “you heard what i said.” and that was it… from him.

now what you look like listening to him??? you hit sasha up and let her know what he said, lucky for you the night of the party, he got drops to make. so you told sasha that you both will go as soonnnnnn as he walk out the door.

the night of the party you make sure you look good, you dig out your closet and find a cute black mini skirt, a red aaliyah graphic tee and some red dunks eren bought for you. oh its over

you and sasha do just as planned and make it to the party around 12 am

you and sasha had a fucking ball, you in the middle of all the circles and sasha catching it, took one too many shots and that where you end up where you at now

drunk out of your mind you and sasha sit at a booth yapping about only god knows what, you freeze when you feel your phone vibrate. youn touch that shit either you just sit there, ready to piss yourself.

you look at your call log and see you accidentally butt dialed eren. “oh fuck sasha.” “you gotta be fucking me” you and sasha hustle like yall playing football bumping into people trying make a touchdown (that fucking door)

you were really in no state to drive but luckily you and erens apartment isnt too far so you could take the backroads and avoid the highway (and the cops) you bid your goodbyes to sasha quickly and apologize for ruining her night (she said it was ok multiple times)

as youre driving home your phone is blowing the fuck up, texts, calls, all from eren. you answer one call “hel-“

“where the fuck you at y/n?” oh he’s pissed… you’re finished. you hear his engine in the background knowing he’s on his way to the party. you cant go out like this. “i-i went out for a second eren.” you sound sloppy as fuck panic fills your gut “where are you y/n” his engine only going faster and his tone getting deeper. you say nothing pulling into the parking lot of the apartment, quickly turning off the car and running inside. “eren-“ he hangs up.

you quickly take off your clothes changing into one of his hoodies and a random pair of underwear. as soon as you plop you hear your front door open and slam shut. you freeze. all that comfort you felt for that split second. gone

eren walks in the room eyes low, hair in a bun, looking dead at you. the wall look so good right about now

“you got 5 seconds to start explaining yourself lil girl.” he start walking towards you taking his jacket off.

“look i was with sasha and i know you told me not to go but eren it was her birthday and she really wanted me to go with her…” he takes his shirt off and stands at the end of your shared bed. “so… sneaking out the answer? that what we doing fr y/n?” he pulls your legs pulling your body down to him. “eren! ‘m sorry.” he kisses you, tongue tustling with yours, you grab the back of his neck guiding him in too of you, deepening the kiss.

he pulls away just a little “if you want me to forgive you, just shut that shit up and do what i say.” he starts sliding his hands through your panties and rub his palm up and down your slit “you wet as shit ma… you missed me while you was having your fun? hm?” his fingers start slowly rubbing your clit. you moan looking in his eyes “eren im sorry, m’… sorry” he slips his middle and index finger inside of you, pace switching up fast, you jump at the pleasure “fuck! s’ too much” you try and push his hand away but he wasnt having that.

“what i say? c’mon ma give it ta me.” you mouth opens slightly letting out the most slutty moans, he scoffs at you, “this loud and i aint even stick my dick in you yet.” you cum at his words, he feels you clenching damn near pushing him out.

“all fours f’me.” he demans tone deep

you turn yourself around for him arching your back just the way he likes it, he rubs on your ass before slapping it leaving a deep red handprint on you skin, you jump leaning away from him. “where you going bring that ass back mama.” he pulls you back by your hips. you hear him unzip his pants and throw them somewhere around yall room. he slids his tip up and down your slit before gliding his dick inside you.

you grip harshly to the sheets as he pounds into you. “ngh! shit baby… slow go slow! i can-t” you reach yours hands back and try and push him off “mhm..” he grabs both of your hands and pins them behind your back with one of his hands. his other hand pulling your hips to meet his. “eren pleaseee.” his strokes slow down but remain deep. he pulls you up by your neck, your head meets his chest. “youn listen this what you need. who pussy this is?”

he feels so fucking good inside you he really do belong in there “yours pa please im sorryyy.. fuck!” you feel your high coming and eren starts moving faster again “ you sayin’ sorry cause you mean it? or you saying it because this dick?” he asks letting your neck go letting your top half fall back onto the bed. you shake your head “mh mh baby im sorry for reall i aint mean ta..ta break your trust daddy forgive-me, mmmm im finna..” your mouth falls open as you cum on your boyfriends dick that white ring forming around his base as he finishes inside you.

your legs fall weak as you lay on the bed worn out. eren gets a warm wash cloth from your bathroom and cleans you off “you know thats all i wanted to hear…” he says laying next to you. you turn around and rub on his chest scooting yourself closer to him. “im really sorry ren… i shoulda really thought ‘bout what i was doin.” he grins a little, he know damn well he cant stay mad at his girl… “can you cook tomorrow, you should make it up f’me a. lil more.” you laugh at him.

“yeah i got you ren.”

yall omfg “take it” got ova 1k likes thank yall sm love u

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-pzz💤

#eren smut #eren jaeger #eren x reader #eren aot #aot smut #eren x black reader #eren x black y/n #pzz zone

[joshsbimbo]

stealing is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

pairings: security guard! mike schmidt x shoplifter! reader

warnings: shoplifting, getting caught stealing, being in a cell, oral (m! receiving), forced stripping, mockery.

a/n: i thought mall jail was real when i was younger but it ISNT i hope this makes sense to y’all 💋

♡ the mall is filled with clothes, makeup, food, and toys. all of your favorite things in one place! it also had fun activities like massage chairs, smelling candles, and stealing!!

♡ you scanned the store, licking a cherry flavored dum dum, positioning your body so only you could see what you were doing. you snuck in a pair of earrings into your purse and a bracelet.

♡ you continued to the clothing racks, picking out multiple tops and hiding one within one. the sweet lady handed you a door sign with the number 3, not knowing you actually had 6. you entered the changing room and took off your baggy hoodie. taking off the tags before layering the tops on yourself, then putting your hoodie back on.

♡ you made sure to buy a necklace, sucking the candy as you happily made your way to the exit. it was a nice haul for one store, you were excited to go to another store before the alarm went off.

♡ “excuse me, ma’am. i’m going to have to check your receipt.” the security guard said. his tired eyes looking down at you, flickering his eyes to your purse and back to you. he held his hand out, furrowing his eyebrows.

♡ you exit the lollipop out of your mouth with a pop, “mhm, of course!” you place the receipt on his calloused, big hands as you make eye contact with him, smiling sweetly.

♡ he checked the receipt and opened your shopping bag with his other hand. his hand exited before digging into your purse abruptly, “what a shame that you forgot to close your purse.”

♡ you look at his name tag before looking up at him with pleading eyes, “mike, you can let this slide, right?”

♡ “depends, is this your first time?”

♡ “mhm, yes it is, sir..” you bit your lip.

♡ “what a fucking liar.” he gripped your arm tightly, leading you to mall’s cells.

♡ you wrapped your hands around his arm, trying to pull him off. “c’mon, please, mike?” batting your eyelashes as you look up at him, but he ignored you.

♡ the room was small with one cell, a telephone, and a desk. he kept his grip tight, throwing you into a cell. he locked it, taking the chair out from under the desk, facing it so he can watch you.

♡ “you really think these people are this stupid, huh?” he ran his hands through his brown curls, a frustrated sigh leaving his pretty lips.

♡ you were on the ground, crawled up in the corner. your ass ached from the throw, you knew it was going to bruise. you teared up as your lip quivered, “n-no..”

♡ “of course you do! shielding your hands from the cameras?” he takes out his walkie talkie. “you see this? every time they see you, the dumb slut, they tell us to keep a close eye on her.”

♡ “d-dumb slut..?” you questioned, tears rolling down your cheek.

♡ “look at the way you dress, how you act, the way you look-“ he paused, scanning your body. “that hoodie is new though.”

♡ he was right. the hoodie was new, something you would never be caught dead wearing.

♡ “take it off.”

♡ “wh- no!” you blurted out between sobs.

♡ “what’s wrong? not wearing a bra? that’s not a problem because everyone’s seen your tits, dumb slut.” he hissed through his teeth.

♡ “fuck yo-“

♡ “i’ll call the cops. is that what you want, hm?”

♡ “n-no! fine. i’ll do it!” you took off the hoodie, your mascara running down your cheeks as you looked at him.

♡ “was wondering where you put those tops..” he grins. “sensitive, slutty, and somewhat smart?” he chuckles, man spreading, his bulge showing through his slacks.

♡ even through your sobs, your face scrunches up in disgust. eyeing his huge- you mean, gross bulge.

♡ he smirks, “wanna help me? it’s the least you could, making me work extra hard just so you could look slutty..”

♡ “fuck no.” you say, covering yourself with your hoodie.

♡ he glides his hand on the telephone, “a simple 911 call..” he jokingly presses the phone against his ear, twirling the wire, mocking you by batting his eyelashes, “e-excuse me, sir!” he let out a breathy laugh, remembering your pleas. “this young lady h-has been… been stealing!” he forces the stuttering, pouting, and out right mocking you.

♡ “just let me go! please!”

♡ god, hearing you beg made his cock harder. he pressed on one of the buttons, “nine.”

♡ “stop!” you screamed, hurriedly taking off two of the tops, leaving you in a white tank top with no bra.

♡ “that’s the slut i know..” he scanned your body, your nipples hardened from the cold air, the perky buds in view, your tight shorts, making your thighs look extra plump, and the straps of your thong showing. the combination of your body, ruined makeup, red tongue from your treat made him need to palm his bulge through his pants.

♡ you shuddered at the sight, no no no… you felt your wetness leaking from your lips, onto your underwear. “t-this is illegal.. keeping me here t-to take advantage of me..” you warned him, but you fucking loved it.

♡ “strip searches are legal.” he spat out. “now strip.”

♡ you pouted as you unbuttoned your shorts.

♡ “turn around.” he ordered

♡ you turn around, bending down as you slid off your shorts. you could hear him groan at the sight of you, your pussy barely hidden from how soaked your thong was. you smile to yourself, pulling down your thong slowly. a string connecting your cunt to the fabric, the string getting longer the further you pull them down.

♡ when you meet his gaze again, his cock is out. twitching as his pre cum leaked down his beautiful pink tip to his unshaven base. “hmm, now your top.” he groans.

♡ you noticed the more you resisted, the more his cock ached. “please don’t make me.” you whimpered out as you tilted your head to the side, a chill running up your spine as you watched his cock leak even more.

♡ he pressed another button, “one.”

♡ you forced more tears down your cheek as you pulled off your top, your clothes lying beside you. he slid the keys to you, grinning as he watched you snatch it from the ground. you reach out from the bars and unlocked your cell, dropping on your knees in front of him.

♡ he runs his hand through your hair, gripping it as you lick from the base to the tip of his cock. he looks down at you, smirking, as you look up at him with your messy eyeliner and mascara running down. “poor baby, hadn’t had cock in hours. so desperate for a dribble of cum, hm?”

♡ “mhm..” drips oozes out of your pussy onto the tiles, you whine as you swirl your tongue around his cock. sending vibrations down his cock, swallowing the salty, sticky fluid. as you entered more of him inside, he forced the rest deep inside your throat.

♡ “your throat feels so nice, baby..” his head is pulled back, groaning at the sound of your gags, not daring to look at your messy face cause he knows he’ll cum at the sight. “bet you’re happy that you got caught, hm?”

♡ you slide him off your mouth with a pop for a moment, stroking him as you talk, “yes, yes… m’ so happy..” you immediately continue to deepthroat his cock, feeling it twitch as you hallow your cheeks.

♡ “i’ll call the cops if you don’t swallow every fucking drop.” he orders before cumming down your throat. his load was too big, dripping down his cock and your chin. “all. of. it.” he looks down at your fucked up face.

♡ “yes, sir..” swiping your finger to slide the excess cum into your mouth. looking into his hooded eyes with a sultry look before entering one of his sacks his mouth.

♡ despite just cumming in your mouth, his cock still hard. watching you as you suck his most sensitive place, his cock twitching, “of course you’re fucking experienced.”

♡ you giggle, “i would’ve drank it all regardless, mikey..”

♡ he grins, “you can keep your shit. next time i won’t be so nice, though.”

♡ “thank you, sir. :3”

thank u for reading and yes you said :3 out loud :33333

#mike schmidt #mike schmidt x reader #mike schmidt x reader smut #josh futturman #josh hutcherson #josh futturman x reader #josh futterman x reader smut #lamb writes

[payasita]

Good job getting ADHD medication! I’m so proud of you :D

thanks so so much im very happy and so hopeful for the first time maybe ever but also it TOOK ME LIKE. A YEAR. A YEAR.

like yall for real?? for real. for real i have been diagnosed since i was like six. (funny story my teacher thought i was on the spectrum so my parents get me tested with the nodes and shit and according to mom, who loves this story, my neurologist did all that and talked to me and then just turned to my mom and went "she's not autistic. she just hates the other kids" but they DID find an adhd diagnosis in there so net win for all of us)

diagnosed since i was SIX. on stimulants until i turned 8, and you know why i got off em? my pediatrician retired. we could not find another who would take our low-income insurance. so i just had to rawdog The Rest Of My Fucking Life. diagnosed when i was six. legally neurodivergent for 20 slutty slutty angry years.

and it still took me like. a few months to get a psych appointment. a few weeks to reaffirm my diagnosis as an adult. a few more weeks for another appointment for meds. he doesnt Want to do meds first, because i must have been doing fine without them if its been two decades, right? i got a job and a car and everything. well gee fuckin shittickers Dr. Brain Guy, just WHAT was my alternative? would you prefer i be maladapted to the point of incapacitation; is that what it takes for someone to be considered? i cheated my way through school. every day after work i sit for an hour in my car because i dont have the executive function to stand up and walk the ten steps to my house. garbage just appears around me. i have three empty bags of hot chip and two cans of sprite on my desk as we speak, neither from today. at that point i hadnt had a debit card for six months because that would have required me to Drive To The Bank, a location that was new to me in this area, so i just did everything on credit. is this all normal? is this fine? am i GOOD, actually, Dr. WeirdBrain?

so we cordially agree that yes i should probably be medicated. i want to do a stimulant. he does not want to put me on a stimulant. "stimulants can mess with your heart," he says, "and you're young, you don't want heart problems." i say ok because i dont want to make him think im just looking for narcotics. even though i am. because they WORK. i agree to try some kind of antidepressant.

the antidepressant gives me tachycardia. i go to the emergency room after reading a heartbeat of, oh, 140 bpm, which is about like double what it normally is and juuuust below the You Are Having A Heart Attack threshold. i get to the ER and the doctor there is very obviously convinced i'm a local addict having some sort of episode. it is the most ironic experience i've had all year and i feel an abrupt and all consuming kinship with those birds in australia that will swoop you and peck at your face for seemingly no good reason.

so yeah, we narrow it down to the antidepressant. as it turns out, these particular meds are known to, semi-commonly, Mess With Your Heart. i have my next appointment with my psych and somehow refrain from pecking his eyes out. he puts me on a noreprinephrine inhibitor(iirc) that isnt actually FDA approved to treat ADHD specifically(i DEFINITELY rc) but it IS given to smokers to help them quit. i dont smoke. i may very well fucking start before this whole ordeal is at the point where someone listens to me

it obviously does a combined total of jack and shit, and the man waffles with this one because he has "had success" using it as treatment for other ADHD patients. he ups the dose. twice. three months on the smoker meds, which are also apparently notorious for destroying your appetite, but they didnt even do THAT. no change to the average amount of hot chip on my desk.

he wants to try quelbree after that. i finally tell him i'm tired of this shit and would like to have more than two hours of usable daylight to function before it all falls to uncontrollable youtube shorts binges and a daily experience i like to call The Weighted Nothings and i would very much like to PLEASE. TRY A STIMULANT.

he's been friendly enough with me over these past four or five or whatever months but at this he gets suddenly very very business-baseline. gives me the whole spiel about the north american shortage. gives me a spiel about how i absolutely cannot, under any circumstances, lose or sell this medication, because they will not refill it if i do. i am sitting here wondering if he he's telling the truth about having other ADHD patients at all like ever in his career, and also, am i nuts or should the "don't sell your prescription drugs" bit apply to EVERYTHING? i dont fuckin know man i just live here

he says he wants a urine test first. its scheduled for two weeks out. i take it.

"hey uh, your piss came back with cannabis in it" "well it'd be weirder if it didn't, we are in california and i am a kitchen manager" "you can't have weed if you want adderall" "fine i'll stop" "we'll schedule you another test in a month" "aight bet" it didnt go exactly like that but this is kind of what the vibe between us has devolved into by this point.

anyway i wait a month and get a good grade in piss. i get the meds prescribed. i go to fill out the prescription

all i really need to say to you are the words "prior authorization error" for most of you to get what happened next.

the psych isnt even aware. i wait another month for our next meeting, which was yesterday. i do not yell at him. he tells me to take it up with the pharmacy, and yell at them. i am going to yell at them.

so i go, and guess what, it actually went through a while ago! NO ONE TOLD ME OR DR. FEEL-BAD OVER HERE. but we can't fill it right now because its a controlled substance so come back in a few hours. hey it's ready where the hell are you? TAKE YOUR METH AND GET OUT

anyway i started it today, reorganized my pantry, and fixed the fire alarm in my hallway that's been chirping at me for a week. i no longer have to wear earplugs to bed.

and with my newfound executive function superpowers, i will be spraying my weed-free piss all over Reagan's grave.

#personal #anyway thanks for the kind words anon #i am going to go lie down #ADHD #long post

[magicianmalpractice]

chase actually isnt a slut and thats his problem… he is horny… but NOT slutty. he should be more like taub

#house md #chase house md #boooo chase #maybe he had moments okay? #but final verdict? could be sluttier

[badbanaynas]

i finally watched your video about objectifying men in art and THANK YOU for speaking so much truth to power!!!!! ive been on a slutty man kick for a minute but this is helping like. crystallize my mission. and i really appreciated what you had to say about the problems with “male gaze/female gaze”. recently an artist i love gave an interview with these quotes about how she only draws women because she likes “round shapes and forms” so it “comes natural”, and her work isnt even erotic/horny but the it bothered me how binary and reductive that was, and i find the “male gaze vs female gaze” debate similarly binary and reductive. like you can draw only women if you really want but come up with a better reason LOL!! anyway huge fan of your work ESPECIALLY your horny work and your wrestling indoctrination worked so you can catch me sweating watching jungle boy clips and listening to your playlists xoxo

AWWW THANK U FOR WATCHIG MY VIDEO FRIEND!! and OUGH... its always like , just a bit of a let down when artists unknowingly sort of box themselves in like that.. and will use excuses like 'girls are just easier!' or 'i just like softer shapes' anD ITS LIKE AHH.. RELEASE YOURSELVES!! SDIFHJFG

thank u agian tHO AHHH OIDMSIODS PLEASEEE, JOIN ME IN JUNGLE NATION, ITS SO SMALL HERE FNDJFHDG

#BTW I LOVED YOUR BILL AND TED ART U DID A WHILE BACK #the lines were so beautiful #asks

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Smut - Handcuffs Masterlist

All The Weights In The World (ao3) - blissedoutphil

Summary: Dan doesn’t understand why being made fun of his dick size turns him on, it just does. Thankfully, he has Phil who doesn’t question it.

breathe and i’ll breathe (and i’m in love with you) (ao3) - Cadensaurus (orphan_account)

Summary: A series of one-shots in which we explore various kinks. Said chapters will include biting, dirty talk, blindfolds, rimming, orgasm control/orgasm denial, spanking and scratching, orders and obeying, handcuffs and leg cuffs, breath play, and wax play.

Broken Handcuffs (ao3) - orphn_account

Summary: Dan and Phil are spring cleaning and find a box of sex toys.

Climbing The Ladder (ao3) - kawaiikanai

Summary: Punk!Dan and Punk/TattooArtist!Phil both struggle to find themselves after past event that have shaken their trust in other people and in themselves.

Cumming for him (ao3) - MickythePhanTrash

Summary: helllloooooo uhh very very verY dominant phil lester and aLoT of edging and orgasm denial??? idk i need some whiny, slutty, louD dan and like a dom/sub relationship??? thankssss (there isnt that much dom/sub but I hope you still enjoy)

Daddy’s Punk Princess - elliesfics

Summary: When Dan is out late at night trespassing at his local park, it really is no surprise when the nearest officer interrupts his plans. What those plans entailed? Well that might explain the massive problem Dan has to deal with when he gets stuck in the back of a cop-car. Not to mention a fucking gorgeous cop’s car.

I’ve given up all I can (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: He was overwhelmed with heat and pleasure; this never got old. Each time was new, wonderful, gorgeous. Daniel Howell was a piece of art.

Just Let Me Try it Out (ao3) - DanPhil

Summary: Phil wants to make use of some new items he bought on eBay, with Dan...

Please Don’t Tease - jilliancares

Summary: Dan can’t come until he begs, which he most certainly will not.

The Belt (ao3) - aby55al (orphan_account)

Summary: Dan wants Phil to choke him with a leather belt. Then they have sex.

Too Much to Take (ao3) - aby55al (orphan_account)

Summary: Phil ties Dan up, edges him, and then overstimulates him. Then they have sex.

With Red Accents (ao3) - americanphancakes

Summary: Phil surprises Dan with a new nighttime look.

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Which redacted character do you think would be the softest to a character who is shy / anxious and deals with self loathing? Asking for a friend 👀

A friend you say? Hmmm

Arguably, every listener deals with self-loathing in some kind of way. And their respective partners (or friend group in Freelancer's case) comfort them.

On the opposite side, you have Lasko and his listener in the wonder of reverse comfort. But your friend (👀) is searching for soft comfort specifically.

Gavin is gonna take the crown. He's pretty versatile and tends to be a personality chameleon. Plus if you look at the DAMN group, he tends to comfort Lasko in his own way by pulling Lasko out of bad spiraling thoughts by flirting. Freelancer tends to be more reserved when it comes to opening up about things they're dealing with and wants to constantly take on other's burdens. Just the fact that he tends to be surrounded with people on a spectrum of shy/anxious and self loathing individuals points towards understanding how to best comfort them. He has a lot of social awareness to understand that what might work for one person, won't work for another. (I love Gavin.)

(Caelum would work too, but he's the obvious choice since his entire existence basically revolves around comforting people and loosening knots. Only problem would be that no one but other d(a)emons and FL can see/hear him O.O So depending on the usage of this information that may or may not be important.)

Below the cut are my reasons for ruling out the other characters if you're interested.

I'm gonna have to eliminate Asher, David, and Milo (purely because their listeners seem outgoing.) Sweetheart could be shy, but that's just because I have a headcanon that since they're a stealth, they're so used to hiding as much as they can even when they're not thinking about it. But that's not canon (*yet*) All we got is that when they're in flight or fight mode, they tend to cloak without trying.

Sam could be a good contender since he's so gentle and comforts Darlin when they start trashing on themselves. Honestly he's probably a runner up to Gavin. But I can't label him the softest because of Gavin's existence. But for whatever reason your friend (I'm not buying it sorry lol) needs this and Gavin just doesn't quite fit the slot, I would go for Sam.

Vincent is slutty. Nah, I'm kidding. Vincent seems more easy at comforting after something happens. Through no fault of his own. The comfort audios we get are always after an event happens that Lovely is struggling to cope afterwards, versus in the middle of something. He does have that awareness that apologizing for it doesn't always help, so kudos to him.

Aaron is also really socially aware, but he relies so heavily on communication to understand a situation (which is good. Communication is healthy) that it might be difficult for him to comfort someone who is shy. We all know that Smartass isn't shy around him, so we haven't really seen him comforting them because of something. *that I know of. I need to relisten to his playlist soon. I miss him.* He did a good job comforting Elliot, but Elliot also seems kind of outgoing. I wouldn't call him shy.

Ollie is a sweetheart. But in all honesty I've only listened to his first two audios so I don't really know much about him O.O

Vega... It's Vega. He'd manipulate you into feeling better, but only on his terms and when it benefits him. I love him.

Regulus... No. Obvs.

Blake could be good at it since he's a yandere so he's pretty into knowing all your details. He would know how best to comfort you because he knows you so well. But he wouldn't be the softest to anyone who isnt his darling, so if that's who this shy/anxious self loathing person is then Blake is off the table. He's pretty single minded.

Guy would be amazing at cheering someone up. But we're looking for soft. Not energetic cheering up. Vulnerable soft Guy in his confession audio holds a special place in my heart though. But his "sleep aid" proved that the best thing when you're trying to calm down is have him go to a far away restaurant to retrieve food.

Avior is a tricky one. So many of his audios were him putting up a front to keep Starlight at arms length. Then afterwards it was most reverse comfort from how I saw it. So Idk how he would be. There's not a lot of evidence in my perspective to make a clear decision.

Ivan - Same deal as with Avior. Not enough objective evidence. First he's a scary kidnapper and then he's begging to try his old relationship again. No comfort stuff really.

Morgan would be great with a reclusive person. (Since I think that's what his listener is? His voice always puts me to sleep. But I'm not sure entirely since I always fall asleep hehe)

Lasko did pretty well at comforting FL after the Kody incident, but his panic in wanting to make people feel better wouldn't make him a good contender. Sorry Lasky.

Kody is a wet noodle.

Huxley would be good at it, but I can see him struggling to find the words he wants to use. Hugs are great and he seems like he is soft with people in a more touchy manner. Depending on the person that can be good. But if you're like me and get uncomfortable when people touch you and you just like the idea of physical contact, then he wouldn't be the top choice.

Damien would kind of be like Guy in the way he could cheer you up, but it wouldn't be soft. As much as he hates it, the first reaction he has is to protect which can get him heated. Not the most calming presence. Plus he's not the most socially aware.

Geordi... it depends if they're in his head. He tries to choose his words very carefully, but he's naturally a very anxious person as well. Their anxiety could feed off of his and then we have another Lasko situation.

Brachium is another pretty good choice. Only problem is he's difficult to reach so he would be difficult to give comfort. But his voice and aura are very calming if a bit somber. He is pretty good at being soft with Sunshine with his "little one"s and such. I love him, he's such a dad.

Cam is kind of like Caelum in the way he would be very good at it. Plus he's obvious. But he's overworked. Let him sleep TT-TT

James is too analytical and focused on saving the world and getting back home. Soft isn't the word I would use for him.

Anton... same vibes as Brachium. He's soft but somber.

Marcus is whiny.

Brian is grumpy. Plus there's no evidence for him.

Quinn would be shit at it obvs.

Echo would just snap his fingers and make you more anxious. He finds that shit funny.

Did I miss anyone? O.O

#messy rambles #messenger of answers #anon ask #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted shaw pack #redacted damn #redacted demons #redacted contemporary #redacted hc #redacted headcanons #redacted project meridian #redacted balance #redacted daemons

[randombubblegum]

I can assure you this horny-slut-sexual image of awsten and waterparks is 100% marketing lol I've been watching this mess for a month now and it’s interesting to see another person realizing what is happening, that means i’m not crazy with my theories. Idk the reason why he’s doing it (your theory about going viral on tiktok is good, tho 🤔)

yes THANK YOU LMAO we can all see it right. like this sudden sexual about-face in his lyrics that hes never done before and feels forced is clearly…. forced, right, like we all see that????? again music being slutty is not the problem i love slutty music but parx is not and has never been a slutty band bc awsten isnt like that and doesnt write like that so all the one-off lines about sex in the new songs are like??????? this is tiktok bait surely lol

#also theyre not even sexy. hes written sexier lyrics in the past #the ones where he alludes to sex bur doesnt say it outright are the best ones #mail time! #neg

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

:( i was really enjoying earthspark. for what it is. but the nonbinary character they introduce a while in feels so bad. like im really uncomfortable that it seems like theres a stereotypical Nonbinary Character Archetype coalescing in media especially childrens media of like literally the fuckin slutty bard dnd trope. skinny and theatrical and outgoing and!!! perfectly androgynous. like i dont want to be represented that way! i dont feel like its unfair to say thats pretty bad #representation to put in front of trans kids too! AND that they were introduced as part of a trio of a male character and a female character and a nonbinary character, and its the only nb character in a pretty large cast that theyve already put clearly a ton of effort into making diverse in a lot of ways, it makes it feel like they were so sure they needed an EXCUSE for that character to be nonbinary, it had to be some symbolic shit, which isnt how they treated one of the main characters being an amputee or the whole main family being black. like i dont want to say the representation for those things is objectively uncomplicated and unproblematic because they both also have glaring problems from other angles but the whole like, assimilationist view of nonbinary people as beautiful and waifish and also like???? weirdly theatrical???? specifically?????? as like a foil to the Bad Nonbinary People who are fat and ugly social justice warriors who take everything too seriously. its wearing on me. i really hate it. and its worse when its not targeted mockery and they REALLY think theyre doing an honest and heartfelt representation of an underrepresented minority. like id rather be able to know a warped view of an identity i share is warped on purpose to make me look bad and not because they from the bottom of their heart think they fully understand and thats what it looks like. idk.

#its the same way i felt about hunter schafers character in euphoria being a nymphomaniac who affirms her gender by having sex with old men #its so ugly and it clearly wasnt meant to be a smear it was just like. a glittered up depiction of regular high school life like all the #other characters. the representation era is so hellish to me #its the same reason im not out too i hate the idea of well meaning people applying nonbinary stereotypes to me id rather they just think i #look weird and dress weird and act weird and let them treat me how they would knowing that and not like #knowing some manufactured buzzword shit that they have to be nice about me being weird ONLY because its a Real Identity

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Well I don't know if you're interested, but the closest thing I've read that I feel like approach Toriyama canon (but not 100%) when it comes to Vegeta and Bulma is "Never Ever Land" by dragonbabezee (warning it's quite long and it's an alternate universe), "The Scientist" by LonelyBlue87 (3 year gap fic which I feel like portrays Vegeta accurately outside of some OOC moments) and finally "Life With You" by ElisaJ (Gochi centric with a bit Vegebul on the side and ironically one of the best depictions of their relationship and personality). You can find them on AO3. Those are the only fics I've read that aren't tainted by the stupid dub that pushes "VeGeTa iS A ViCtiM Of FrIezA" idea, and don't portray Bulma as some paragon of virtue that can't do no wrong especially Never Ever Land. Just like you said not a lot XD. If you ever read them (or not your choice) I hope you'll give your opinion. Also thanks for your time in explaining your opinion, I agree with you.

I did looked at some chapters in all 3 of them. And i gotta say, Never ever land is exactly everything i hate in fandom!Vegebul, sorry. If that changed as it goes on, do let me know because i have no patience with the exact "beauty and beast" sentiments. In canon, Fandom!Vegebul existed and was created in Bulmas pov, how hes an monsterous sarcastic asshole but needed help to socialize, and she thinks she can help him, until she realized she was dreaming circa Majin Vegeta when he outed himself as still evil af but thing is nobody in Fandom believed Majin Vegeta and everyone invented a new Vegeta to stan like Bulma does. Thats it lol. and this fic is entirely that lol. I cant. Never into AUS like "the scientist". I read a part of "life with you" and while i liked it for respecting Gochi, i gave up because thats not the Chichi i seek. Shes too...soft. Unrelated but if your chichi isnt as INTENSE, as serious dignified and No nonsense as Vegeta himself , and if you cant see your vegeta respecting her instantly, you might have the wrong vegeta or chichi or both. Part of the reason i liked them is they are 80% each other in their thinking. And as this fandom dont like Chichi, i dont think they ever liked canon Vegeta.

Thing is i dont just need Bulma to have some flaws or Vegeta to be an honest asshole. I need fanfic to have Vegeta as the driving force in everything thats in his life, including his romance (doesnt mean romantic), meaning he knows exactly who everybody he notices is in term of classes and status and decide exactly whether he liked them based on that only. He sees a low class because Goku acted like a low class. He sees a lying, yucky bastard in Frieza, thats exactly what frieza is. Because thats him on canon imo. He doesnt have problem with trust and socializing like Piccolo, he just dislikes the person specially. He DISLIKED, not in the "i secretly liked it" tsundere way, young bulma when she acted slutty with him. He would never call her princess even out of a joke. He would just call her useless slut or wretch because thats EXACTLY what she acts like during and after meeting. She also do not compete and feel insecure with boys in this "brave" "im not like other girls" way. And funny, lots of what bulma do in this fic, i can only see Chichi do it, including seeing a scarred animal in Vegeta of all people, because she’s the only canon character besides Piccolo that actually ACTS like she’s equal to Vegeta : strong, honest, dutiful, prideful and loyal but everyone disagrees with, like him. 

[angelicmalware]

Despite the fact that i enjoy wearing makeup, i just cant bring myself to spend money on it like 85% of the time. Especially anything more pricy than a 12 dollar drugstore lipstick. I also hate wasting expensive product, which means that most of my makeup is super expired which isnt great for most people, but Especially isnt great for me because i have sjogrens and my eyes already love being irritated.

I also struggle immensely coming up with what to say when people ask me what i want for Christmas or my birthday.

i have been alive for 25 slutty years and i have only just figured out how to solve both of these problems.

#I like makeup but my brain refuses to allow me to pay for decent product

[appl3-juice-box]

Okay I have had a rough night and this thing fucking pisses me off

Fynne's friends always complain about how shitty their school is with handling things like self harm, accommodations and harassment but they have it so fucking good.

Because yeah, if a student has been reported for having slashes on their wrists, its gonna get to the parents, whether the parents are the problem or not. What else is the school supposed to fucking do? they legally cannot take control in that situation without parental consent, and if a child is /actively/ harming themselves, the school needs to let their caretakers know. Its not like the principal can follow you into your fucking house

They complain about how annoying it is that a friend of Fynne's keeps getting reported for sh that happened a bit ago and how they wish they didnt do anything cause its not their business but the fact that the school fucking cares is amazing. There was a kid who tried to kill themselves with an entire kitchen knife in the girls bathroom stall in my old schoo. You know what the office did with it? Jack shit. I /witnessed/ my ex try and kill himself and fail, and when it was reported, it took the school an hour to even fucking arrive to clean it. I was stabbed with a spork by my ex because if he killed me then killed himself we could die together and when I went to the nurse she gave me a tums and an ice pack for an open wound that was actively bleeding. A trans phobic boy brought a switchblade to school just so he could grab my arm and cut it, in front of the teachers, and then I was reprimanded for self harming in school. WHIKE HE WAS HOLDING THE FUCKING KNIFE

we had a gang rape incident. I was the only one in the group not raped, but they tried. They then announced who the victims were on the PA system the next day and publicly shamed them for dressing slutty. In school uniform.

My ex tried chloroforming me.

A friend of mine literally fucking threatened to bring a gun to school and wasnt even in trouble. A girl joked about killing either herself or me for 25¢ and that she had weapons at home and so she got sent to a mental hospital for 3 days and was diagnosed with autism. Had a boy get beat up in the bathroom and slip ajnd crack his head open on the toilet. A boy went around and sexually harassed every woman in the school, including the principal and 4th graders. girls got in trouble for dressing too slutty when they had frayed jeans at their ancles. We had a sub who was a pedo, he would lean over girls hug them and rub their sides when answering A question they had on their work sheet. He would sub in gym every so often and every time the girls caught him with an erection and staring at their butts as they squatted. This got reported by nearly every girl in school. He got a raise for staying "such a great sub when theres so much drama circulating about you". I would have such dreadful anxiety attacks in gym that I would actively harm myself, clawing my skin until it fell off or my friends pryed my fingers off of my own arms. In dodgeball, kids thought it was funny to target the kid who was frozen in panic and cause even more anxiety. I would go to the office after gym every day because you know, bloody fingers and arms and bruised abdomen and head, and they had me sit down for five minutes and go back to class without so much as a bandaid because I " did it to myself ". I had to fight for a 504 to take me out of PE. they had me sit on a bench all class, not removing me from the environment at all, and they only let me be an office aide after my mom threatened to sue the school and my therapist was trying to get the counselor and principal fired for their shitty behavior. This isnt even touching on the fucked up ness of another girl that I dont even want to fucking talk about

None of that stuff was ever addressed the way it should have been.

Here, the school calls in the student, asks them is there's anything they need, they have suicide help line numbers hung up every where. We have therapy dogs. I reported a guy for telling me I had nice tits and he got ISS, which is a lot more than me getting a slap on the wrist for having "nice tits"

Please don't complain about a shitty school to us. I know, the school system sucks ass and it needs to be better, but you all take things for granted. Just appreciate the fact that your counselor actually wants to interact with you for god sake

-Flint

[winderlylandchime]

you should know that he made me swear that 2x13 does not have the Brian/Ben plot. ‘LOOK AT JUSTIN BEING SLUTTY! I MISSED THEM!..are they like obsessed with comparing Bri Bri and Blondie to Mr Boring and Annoying? Because if so, they are only making me hate those two more’ ‘NO HOW IS JUSTIN GONNA GO TO SCHOOL NOW? His dad fucking sucks. How is he gonna take care of it himself…oh blondie, no offense but your problem solving skills are as good as mine..hes gonna do some stupid shit isn’t he?’ He is visibly more happy about the fact that the Ben and Brian thing is done. ‘BRIAN WANTS TO PAY FOR HIS COLLEGE?!?! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW BIG THIS IS?!?! *pauses tv and gets up ON THE COUCH* you don’t understand, let me help you understand! HE BRIAN KINNEY!!! He wants to pay! For his school! So like Justin went to him and was like btw guess what? And brian was like ABSOLUTELY NOT, I GOT MONEY BABY BOY. And he’s insisting on it?!?! The dude that everyone swears is selfish? OH WOW BIG SHOCK THAT HE ISNT! Wait, help me get down. Blondie just take the money! Your man wants to make sure you have a good education..wow now that i think about it, he really does push him for his education a lot. Okay Bri Bri, i see you! You think you’re slick but i figured you out!…of course he’s gonna give him a blowjob.’ ‘DEBBIE DATED A DRAG QUEEN?!?! Makes sense…’ *he has now once again paused the tv lord help me* ‘okay, so theyre at a club. Naked dudes everywhere. And Brian is focused on helping Justin. Like actually helping. From financial aid to his offer. And I’m supposed to be just normal about all this? WHEN IS HE JUST GOING TO ADMIT THAT HE LOVES HIM! For fucks sake Justin, TAKE THE OFFER AND SHUSH! *the go go dancer thing happens* ABSOLUTELY NOT! I mean its a job and a respectful one BUT NO JUSTIN NO! Did you see Brian? HE WAS NOT HAPPY! And that guy gets off on his man fucking others. Justin stop making things difficult for me and just affect the offer!’ I swear this man is taking it personal that Justin went to Sap for a job. ‘Oh this guy sucks. He is gross. Justin go home and just accep- WHAT IS HE DOING? NO. Oh hi Brian! This isn’t as bad as what i just saw Brian. You have no idea what i just saw. It was horrible, please find a way to make him accept your offer. Oh Brian is insanely into Justin doing his school. Oh no someone is about to interrupt them about to fuck (i asked how he knows) THE ELEVATOR! Do you not hear it?!?!’ And now i realized I actually never heard the damn elevator while watching. ‘Melanie…he planned your wedding like two days ago? I would also turn you down for whatever favor is you walked in talking shit about me. Shes gonna pretend to be straight? *looks at me all sad* I know he just said he’s a heterophobe but do you think he’d hate me?..oh the parallel of him trying to make sure Justin stays in college and him willing to play straight to make sure guy goes to school…wait, is that what a parallel is?..no one can convince me this isn’t Lindsays wet dream. She is enjoying this a bit too much. She thought theyd be together? GIRL HES GAYER THAN THE PRIDE FLAG’ ‘NO NO NO JUSTIN NO WHY ARE YOU UP THERE WITH THOSE WINGS…….and those hideous sneakers..they gave you wings but not shoes? Amateurs. Now get off and go home! Oh Brian is miserably PISSED OFF. I love Emmett. My part time job was stealing cigarettes from dad and selling them in school…don’t tell dad. Oh Brian is pissed off, baby, would it kill you to admit that you’re in love?!’ And now he is once again pissed off at Sap. I love that he gets it. ‘NOPE JUSTIN NOPE. I’m all for doing what you gotta do but he really doesn’t have to do shit tho? Oh Brian once again mentioning homework..he cares! HE CARES! Man if i had him in college maybe I wouldn’t drop out..Brian is pissed off. Or worried. Maybe both. My man is talented enough for both’ i should probably mention that he spent the whole ep stressed out of his mind bc of Justin. He is now giving an entire speech about how people like Sap deserve to rot in hell. Idk how hes gonna watch saps party.

DEAR SWEET ANON I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EPISODE

Brian *does* push for education a lot. I’ll scream it from the rooftops - education is one of the primary things that sets Brian apart from Michael. Brian went to college and has this fancy job and posh loft and Mikey… is the manager at a Big Q (until he takes over Red Cape) and has a roommate. Brian and Michael come from the same working class background. Brian knows how important education is and he wants the best for his boy (happy sigh).

He was taking it personally when Justin went to Sap for a job. Your brother is in deep.

Oooh yes the cringe scene of Lindsay getting to pretend her fantasy. The writers of this show were so biphobic. They portray Lindsay as some lesbian with a fetish for Brian rather than a proud bi woman. YES BROTHER THAT IS WHAT A PARALLEL IS.

Also loving that he is sad that as a heterophobe Brian might not like him.

Your brother seeing ALL THE SIGNS THAT JUSTIN LOVES HIM. He is so in the fandom.

Brian is talented enough to be pissed AND worried. Yes he is.

Being stressed about Justin - he’s just like his new idol, Brian.

#ask winderlylandchime #dear sweet anon #queer as folk #a straight man watches qaf us 2000 in the year of our lord 2023

[scarletspider-lily]

don't murder me but despite all the things i see here talking about how the whole girl dinner/girl math trend is super bad apparently no one explains the problems with it other than boiling it down to saying "this is gender essentialism" and "this is what happens when women embrace infantilization" which i think i need more elaboration on chief

also people acting like calling yourself a bimbo = hate criming yourself as a woman is hilarious especially when they imply that these women don't seem to know what they're doing like OH MY GOD THEYRE MAKING THEMSELVES STUPID WE HAVE TO SAVE THEM!! meanwhile they got a whole profession and a place and ... a life?? trust me they're aware of where the stereotype comes from, is it a crime to reclaim it as long as you actually promote the rights of women+queer people? the stupid woman stereotype is bad but i promise you women dressing in pink slutty outfits and raving about buying makeup doesnt mean they actually believe themselves to be on a one-track shopping spree mindset all the time... and part of it, well, its called a bit i thought you guys knew what that was this isnt about legit criticisms of girl dinner being ED encouragement btw. its more about the general criticism of putting "girl" before something which i dont understand. can you not just scroll if you dislike seeing something like this and feel it doesnt apply to you? but anyways feel free to disagree if youre going to actually make sense and be nice

#scarletspider-lily #uhh yeah i don't know someones gonna kill me if i say it isnt that deep #but i really cant figure out how this is a genuine issue #the divine feminine stuff okay sure maybe whatever #but this just feels like random girls on instagram sharing experiences and jokes and yeah yeah partaking in consumer culture i guess #obviously itll exclude people. but there is almost nothing in such trends that includes everyone lol #terfs dni i hope you dont use this post for your evil shit