#but now I can’t eat

[badolmen]

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit: #woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/ #10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water. #15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :] #20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3

[chappelroans]

missing someone bad for you

trista mateer / trista mateer / sue zhao / u.k / u.k / clementine von radics / trista mateer

#web weaving #webweaving #on loneliness #on grief #on missing someone #on love #quotes #poetry #text #i miss them so bad it aches! i want to cry in their lap again! i want to tell them about everything! i want the world to stop ending! #i was treated like a dog. i left on my own but i still miss the doghouse in the backyard #it wasn’t much but it was something. i should’ve taken what little i could get. i didn’t know that i would leave and get nothing instead #the decision to eat nothing instead of the scraps on the floor is insane. and now i’ve got nobody and we’ll never talk again #there’s a person with half of my soul walking around and i can’t do shit about it #i forget them for a moment but then i see them in my instagram notifs and i blow up the world

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[ijustthinkhesneat]

I’m an Alfred/Martha/Thomas truther. Like Alfred is a baddie in his 80s you all know he must have been a slice back in the day. And it is canon Martha and Thomas were smoke shows.

Like let hot people get it. Let hot men kiss while their wife turns mobsters kneecaps into flour with a baseball bat.

#I feel like with all those portraits in the manor teenage Bruce must have had that weird moment when he was like #‘why were my parents hotter than me at 16?’ #y’all know what I mean you find a photo of like your grandparents when they were young and you have to know why your so crusty #but like nope apparently grandpa was an absolute chad #Bruce Wayne #Martha Wayne #Thomas Wayne #alfred pennyworth #I bet Martha was dog walking those men #her British Twink and Italian Bodybuilder #batman #batfam #like and imagine the kids reaction #they find a candid shot of young Alfred making out with Grandpa Tom? #they can’t handle the idea of Alfred getting so much play #rip to Martha and Thomas they are eating ass and smoking grass with the angels now #it’s for the best #the Gotham rogues would be found scalped if they were still kicking #gotham #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #tim drake #dc batman

[crybaby-bkg]

Gojo gets so drunk off of you whenever you ride him. You think it’s because he’s spoiled, he says he just loves you a lot.

It’s something about being able to lay back, watch how your hips roll against his, how your clit rubs against the white pubes at his base, how your chest heaves with every moan. The way your hands never know what to do with themselves, gripping his shoulders and chest before gripping your own, touching yourself between your legs, holding his cock at the base whenever it slips out.

He feels intoxicated every time you get on top. The only downside about it is—is he can’t really control himself, either. If he doesn’t hold your hips down and take over, then he’s trying to ward off a too early orgasm. Gojo can’t help it, really, everything about you is just so addicting.

Like now—your mouth is pressed against his, your hands are tangled in his hair, your hips slowly grind against his own. It hasn’t even been long enough for that familiar feeling to twist in his lower stomach, for his balls to twitch so soon. His warm hands try to pull you off of him, but you pull them away from your skin, instead pinning them on the headboard beside his head.

“Oh, cmon,” Gojo whines, albeit playfully despite the concerning way his cock begins to throb inside of you. You shake your head at him, lids lowering as you focus on grinding against him, his cock nudging something soft inside of you to make you moan.

“Lemme take over, so you don’t have to do all the hard work.” Gojo pleads, bottom lip pouting at you. But you ignore it, leaning forward to instead nip at his lip, squeezing his wrists in your hands. He could break away from you easily, but it’s something about the control you’re exerting over him that makes his tip leaky.

“Shut up,” you huff softly, hips starting to pick up pace. Gojo twists a little underneath you, biting at his bottom lip as he tries to stave off his oncoming orgasm.

“Baby—“

“I’m not fucking finished with you, so just sit back and take it.” You bite at him, eyebrow screwing up as you try to angle your hips to get some friction against your clit, hands squeezing his wrists tightly. You glare up at him from under your lashes, and Gojo, the slut, has a moment of awakening when you lock eyes.

He cums almost instantly, with a punched out sound emitting from his throat, head thrown back as he gasps out your name. His cock kicks and spurts inside of you, filling you up to the brim and you can only moan at the warming feeling of it. Gojo is loud with every rope inside of you, bright eyes falling closed behind his lids as he leans forward to rest his head on your shoulder.

He catches his breath after a few seconds, and speaks against your sweaty skin.

“Think I might’ve discovered something about myself.” He whispers, circling your waist when you release him to pull you in closer to him, making you both hiss.

“That was nothing new for you, Satoru.” You sigh softly into his hair. He laughs at that, and doesn’t deny it. He thinks he might be more transparent than he realized.

#I’ve had this had written for like seven weeks now #that’s damn ridiculous in my opinion #anyway my teeth hurt so fucking bad but I can’t stop eating Welch’s I fear #I hope this makes sense tho 🤞🏼 #trying to get out of this writing rut so I might start a one shot later today too!! #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #gojo treats! 🍬

[puhpandas]

HER NAME IS CASSIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#find the hidden epic face in this drawing #can’t believe i named her callie a year ago when the poster first came out and now we’re here #cassie and callie are so similar…. i predicted her im so smart #US FNAF FANS ARE EATING GOOD THIS YEAR #EVEN JUST THIS WEEK DUDE #fnaf #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy’s fanart #fnaf security breach #five nights at freddy's #fnaf security breach fanart #cassie fnaf #fnaf cassie #fnaf ruin #five nights at freddy’s security breach #five nights at freddy’s security breach fanart #drawing tag

[cry-ptidd]

Babycard not liking/trusting men for obvious reasons and sticking to the women of Hellsing manor?

Seras is his favorite.

#hellsing #alucard #sir integra #seras victoria #laura chastel #walter c dornez #ft two random soldiers #hellsing oc #babycard au #my art #my oc #sadly for Vlad there’s like 3 women in the whole thing #Laura recognizes THAT discomfort and she’s like god fucking dammit. god dammit now I can’t be mean to him anymore #gods he makes me so sad #i want to coddle him #also he got lent some little slippers #also hc that he doesn’t like Pip #Vlad looks like he would have unreasonable amounts of beef with people #Laura: if anyone touches you inappropriately please do tell because it gives me authorization to eat them

[stagefoureddiediaz]

Thinking about step 9 and the whole concept of forgiveness of one’s self and others and it bringing healing and how bobby and Eddie have been paralleled a fair amount and the idea that Eddie started this process back at the end of s5 with his forgiveness and acceptance of his father but how he hasn’t yet gone anywhere near his mother and their relationship .

How his catholic guilt storyline seems more likely to play on his reltionship with his mother than his father (if his father wasn’t around that much it would’ve been Helena taking him to church etc each week) so the idea of an Eddie - Helena storyline that plays on catholic guilt and potentially his queerness in relation to that has me chewing on glass - it could be so epically good

#I’ve always viewed Helena as the biggest issue in Eddie’s relationship with his parents - Ramon has always - to me a least always seemed to #just go along with what Helena wants or dictates #it made sense with how his trauma ptsd army related arc played out that it was Ramon who was the centre of that #now though - catholic guilt - possibly playing into his queerness and suppression of that queerness #to keep some kind of reltionship with his mother - who only seems to view him through a lens of failure #leading him down a road where he wasn’t able to be his true self - it would be so powerful #there is so much potential there #eddie saying his mother wasn’t an issue in s6 - was such a choice and so pointed that they have to be wanting to explore that #so many aspects of who Eddie is and why he is the way he is - his want to nest but not being able to with women - stems from his mommy #issues and the fact he’s been denying they exist #I will eat it up - it would be the right kind of angst for the show and Ryan would deliver #plus the way it parallels with Bobby and his relationship with Catholicism would be fascinating #not to mention the whole Eddie not having a relationship with the faith he was brought up in only to start dating someone who is a literal #embodiment of that faith - and female - as a symbol of his needing to explore and reconcile the actual reasons for his faith lapsing- become #could not be queer and Latino and catholic when Eddie was growing up - it wasn’t an option - so if you step away from the faith that’s #denying a fundamental aspect of who you are #even if you still can’t act upon it - ​it is easier to keep that part of you concealed #911 spoilers #911 Thinky thoughts #eddie diaz #I need this arc to be a thing so badly #911 abc

[1driedpersimmon]

Som //Suggestive Sid/Sesame heheee :3c

#do I dare put this in the ff tag? #hm…. #Sesame #mm.. #yeah whatever everyone enjoy some sexy times in the house #Sidurgu #ff #ffxiv #suggestive #you can’t see anything but they r very much #doin the dirty #but if you DO want to see it…. #as I always say heh 1driedpepper on twit 🫡🫡 #there’s #there’s a lot there now HEHAHAHAH #I meant to say on the house… when can we edit tags ugh #anyways whenever I draw these two lately I’ve been trying to channel that like #they-are-eating-eachother vibes #good stuff #ok good night snzzzz

[tongues--and--teeth]

Guys I think his effigy is ready

#Google Search: What to do if you find your advisor crucifying/burning a semi-life sized doll of you? #wow teeth posting twice in a month? shocking. first time this has ever happened. #teethart #crk #cookie run fanart #cookie run kingdom #fanart #affogato cookie #dark cacao cookie #crk affogato #dark cacao crk #cr fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #tw fire #art #isn’t it crazy it’s been over 2 years since these two have last interacted? #because they didn’t talk in book 14 and they didn’t talk in cookie odyssey and they haven’t been on the same continent every other time #crazy #anyway? I should’ve left that miserable kingdom earlier! Life is so much better now that I’ve left that stubborn old fool #anyway? Leave him/ I don’t eat sweets/ shut your poisonous mouth this instant #is this ship art? maybe. #you can’t prove anything

[stealingyourbones]

Spent so much time making sushi for dinner and was so excited to have a funky little sushi roll and eat it like a burrito but then my nori ripped apart mid roll and I had to eat it as a salad and apparently my brain doesn’t like the texture of imitation crab + seaweed and rice rn :(

#bones speaks #bones rants #sad :( #imma put in fridge for twin but man now I gotta make something else for dinner because I haven’t eaten anything else today #and only had like 300 calories worth of food yesterday. getting used to not feeling hungry with- #-​consistent adderall use has been kickin my ass lately. #sorry I like never rant on here but I’m so sad I was so excited for sushi and then Texture Bad :((((( #i even put avocado n carrot and salted cucumber ;-; this took so long to make and now I can’t eat it #a tragedy of the highest order #fuck it imma make me some chicken and just season the everloving shit out of it #i may be white but I know how to cook flavorful food and by god am I not gonna eat chicken with just salt. lack of spoons be damned

[lady-merian]

While I remain a staunch cold weather defender, can’t we all get along and recognize that different bodies react differently to the opposite ends of the spectrum?

#I mean for well over a decade my skin condition got so much worse over the summer and I was thus conditioned to hate it (even now that it’s #not quite as bad anymore as long as I’m eating right) I usually feel like I can’t get enough air when it’s hot and humid out #And the sunshine just makes me sleepytired #Also I hate yard work and mosquitos. I have friends with allergies which get worse during every season but winter #BUT #I know enough of you thrive in sunshine.. somehow don’t bake in the heat.. have poor circulation.. for some reason are opposed to layers.. #I’m willing to stop bringing up the defects in y’all’s favorite season if you do likewise #(This is all very tongue in cheek I just hope it stays that way and the arguments don’t get real)

[paragal]

Day 5: I think everyone should love and cherish Mr. Bones from Origins SMP

#manifold may #jack is going to gnaw on mr bones’ femur like a dog #I wouldn’t put it past him since he can eat like everything due to being a blaze #and he always loses all his good food by dying a trillion times #not totally in love with the colors in this one but it’s not my fault #jack manifold is so stupidly orange I can’t do a direct color drop without wanting to scream #augh skulls are so fun to draw #the last time I drew a horse skull it was a Georgia O’Keefe study when I was like 11 #now 8 years later ive moved on from classic American southwest oil paintings #to drawing a minecraft character with a big ass threaten to eat his horse #upgrades people upgrades #tried to make origins jack somewhat biblically accurate but included my own silly little aspects #osmp jack doesn’t have sleeves because…. ohoho… I have to show you all my little design for him……. #origins smp #origin smp #origins smp fanart #mcyt #mcyt fanart #osmp #osmp jack #o!jack #jack manifold #jack manifold fanart #o!jack fanart #o!jack manifold #o!jack manifold fanart #jack manifold art #origin smp fanart #origins jack #skull tw

[tinycowboyart]

Woah girl, you ate that, wanna make out

If you’re my player and you see this, no you didn’t, scroll away. I don’t think any of them follow me here but uh

#art #my art #artists on tumblr #dnd #dnd art #dnd character #digital art #character art #dnd villain #IF YOU’RE ONE OF MY PLAYERS DON’T READ THE TAGS PLSS #anyways this is Nova #she’s going to be a main antagonist in my dnd campaign #she’s one of the first humans ever and she commited the first sin #eating a person #she was then punished with immortality and is now looking for a way to uh perish #but her conclusion is that’s not possible unless you remove all magic from the entire world which will cause catastrophic consequences #anyways small lore dump I can’t want for my players to meet her #tw: gore #tw: cannibalism

[blade-that-was-broken]

@endlesspaint

#I want to eat this au for lunch #his outfit is so cute ima die #thinking about offering some comms here maybe #idk if I’m good enough for drawing trolls for pple #can almost humanize sfuff but whatever idk #or maybe pfp commissions idk I feel like I could do those #would anyone even want me to draw them a pfp? idk man #I should restart my old art tumblr art blog for my regular at #and now I’m rambling in the tags sighs #LOOK THIS AU IS FANTASTIC AND I can’t wait for more #also endlesspaint draws branch and jd so funky I love it #othersart #branch trolls #beyond reach au #beyond reach

[housecow]

What’s the most you’ve eaten at a single time?

this is actually a sad story :(( over the summer i was very sedentary and would do entire days of less than 500 steps and near 10k calories.. i decided to do that like 2 days before my birthday. i’d just heard of this sick ass chinese food place that does only delivery?? they had the most BOMB crab rangoons. those things are absolutely decadent

anyways i was literally eating from the moment i woke up until i slept. hashbrowns, croissants, bacon, so many chicken sandwiches, french fries, box of mega stuff oreos, wg shake with like 10oz of heavy cream, and then even more i can’t even remember!! but. i decided to get delivery from that place again and i got 15 crab rangoons, 20 wings, and then soup or smthn?? anyways it was so much i was huge at the end of the night

and then i got food poisoning. woke up at 3am dying and i watched the entirety of yellowjackets season 1 in a haze of nausea, in and out of consciousness

#all i remember is the plane falling and they’re all screaming #wish i had a pic of the insane amount of filling that were in those crab rangoons #also the worst part about this now is that i can’t eat those anymore :((( makes me soooo nauseous #talk #ask