#but noooo not this dude

[pocketramblr]

ok genuinely tho why does a human smith from a forest-isolated ranch outside of this kingdom have a “long connection” with a group of freak vigilantes inside of hyrule, including a former royal tutor and an absolute hero lore nerd. rusl what the hell is your backstory.

#exactly ONE Link gets a father and he is. utterly insane #idk man. something about it... making me think... rusl raising link was perhaps Not a coincidence #perhaps NOT simply randomly happening on a hylian kid in the woods #especially since this is a link BORN with the triforce mark.... im thinking... #im thinking either auru or shad's dad found a hylian baby with the mark and was like 'oh. OH' #and. AND. instead of placing him somewhere he'd be like. easily trained for knighthood or whatever #they sent him OUT OF THE COUNTRY to their blacksmith friend??? #this is turning into 'workshopping twi's backstory in the tags' huh. #like this smith is good enough to be sending a sword To The Royal Family Of Hyrule #what is his deal #and at the start of the game... telling him about him going to hyrule... seeing the whole world... #i wonder if he had any regrets of his own. raising link as a rancher #actually wait no b0tw link got a father too #BUT I MEAN you cant remember him so i dont think he counts #Rusl is like. actively in the game. AND DOEs NOT DIE LIKE THE DEKU TREE #Rusl goes and helps clear mooks for the final fight ok i am talking a REAL dad for link #and seriously. WHAT is his deal #so many links got a second game #but noooo not this dude #please. tell me whats up with the resistance. whats up with RUSL #oh i should make a thaylen oc named rusl that works as a thaylen name #but anyway back to this #*shakes nintendo* give me era of twilight lore

[inkskinned]

am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.

you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?

okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.

but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.

i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.

and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?

#spilled ink #warm up #writeblr #she physically assaulted me and then screamed in my face #but not before sh'ing first and blaming it on me #while she was locked in my bathroom. at 1 in the morning #while i begged her to please just calm down and to try taking a deep breath and to go to sleep #and then she was like - ur just like my abuser #bc she had screamed in my face which was triggering to me and i froze like a deer in the headlights #and since i had shut down at that point evidently i was the problem child #i know she is out there telling our mutual friends i abandoned her and it makes me SO pissed off #like dude you spent so much fucking time forgiving & forgetting that your decrepit asshole of a boyfriend #pushed me down in the fucking hallway #but noooo hes <3 troubled <3 at 43 and divorced #bc according to you it's important that u don't '''see anyone as a monster'' #but god forbid i not handle you SCREAMING IN MY FACE #i couldnt even get you to say sorry for crossing my original and only boundary you were like ''what did you want me to do'' #babe i said 'the bf is not allowed around here he scares me and u said ur broken up with him' #that was the thing i wanted you to do: not fucking invite him to WHERE I LIVED #godddd typing this shit out and knowing it's only 2% of what actually happened makes me feel pathetic #i can't believe i let you treat me like that. you were a TERRIBLE friend.

[nothingbizzare]

When u forgot to bleach your hair because u helped stop world domination

#teru in the morning realizing his hair is back to brown god #i know the feeling dude i know the feeling #i have bleeched hair andevery time i sed it grow back to my natural color i just AAAAAAAA NOOOO GO BACK I WANT TO HAVE BLOND-WHITE HAIR #nothingbizzare art #teru u are so silly #mp100 #i just was thinking of my hair and my appointments i have for my hair and then thought of teru and his bleached hair #and we got here #teruki hanazawa #i wanted to kinda show a bit of the melancholy and loneliness in this art #mp100 fanart #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho fanart

[starsillys]

HUMANOIDs humanoids sdesigns for the silly’s SILLY

anyway a little (🤏) little more detailed description of their fits below the cut,,, no big deal if you read them hhaha (PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEAPELEASPLE)

sam wears those Hawaiian shirts and wears mismatched socks (brightly colored) with sandals with brightly coloured yellow rubber gloves!!!!! He always wants to start cleaning but just,,, never gets around to it he’s so lasy lol (so much so he procrastinates on taking off the gloves as well wtf) , jade is kind of insane and is so cheery happy she loves pins and tags and stickers and stuffs and she always zooms around with her crazy skates with different colour wheels (everytime she zooms there’s a little rainbow trail coming from her shoes) she has her iconic pink bow obv and can pull out literally anything in her overall dress pocket… like pencils, lollipops, comically large hammers,,, it’s very silly!! KINITO he is not so flashy he’s kind of plain,, usually wears a tank top and shorts yk,,, or sometimes like formal dress shirts and ties when he’s getting slash srs!! He wears jammas,, absolutely dripped out when it’s the sleeps time,, got the epper fit with the candle and hat and nightgown, everything!!! He wears his glasses a lot,,, not just for reading (he has very bad vision overall)

#kinito fanart #kinitopet #kinito the axolotl #jade the jellyfish #sam the sea anemone #my designs #im actually going fucking insane dude im #Shaking screaming crying throwing up #I love these STUPID dorks so much #They talk to me #They tell me things #They go oooo ooo hahaha you’re so STUPID draw us MORE you SILLY DOG #and I go NOOO NOOO NOOOO GET OUT OF MY SKIN

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: you guys dont know how much south park and adult animated sitcoms hurt me. my bro has watched adult animated sitcoms all day every day for half my life and everything he says is a family guy reference or something. i came out to him as trans and he literally says like "well you know on family guy they at first had a hard time with this kind of thing but later they came around. that was a good lesson" its like his religion

JUNE: somehow, the weirdest aspect of this is that watching family guy made your brother LESS transphobic.

#submission #PLEASHGE PLEASE PLEAS #NOOOO PL #AUAUHGAGHHGG #god i have residual cringe over someone i used to hang out with #fucking played family guy clips in the background whenever we hung out #it was so. just. dude why . play literally anything else #whatever theyre gone im safe forever from peter griffin #......nah actually they were an avid bro strider enjoyer #yeah this makes exact sense #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #dave strider #june egbert #john egbert #bro strider

[shiresmthn]

HELLO i am still very VERY much obsessed with this man

#underfell #underfell sans #uf sans #fell sans #red #undertale #undertale au #utmv #undertale multiverse #art #digital art #my art #doodles #fanart #dude.. the last drawing i didn't realize that i drew him in like the same pose as the last one noooo😭 #oh well.. ANYWAYS HE'S INVADING MY MIND 25/8 BRO?? ITS DRIVING ME CRAZYYYY oh jy gosh why cant he be real... WHY CANT HE BE REALLLLLLL #also been kinda busy?! but i rllyrlly wanna try posting more art here :DD

[milkweedman]

Love it when people barge into my comments or ask box all confused about the penis thing. Like I promise you that if you scroll like 10 posts you will understand that I always do this and it's normal. It's nothing to write home about. The answer is easy but also you don't need an answer and will probably survive even if you never find out why I put penis and cock on all my fiber arts posts. It's OK.

#dont like it ? oohhhh noooo whatever shall i do. just dont follow me dude come on it is not rocket science here #use your brain if youve got one

[bl00dw1tch]

Watching someone play afop and im so. Oh my god. Oh my GOD. It's literally just a fucking showcase of all the Exact type of shit that has been happening to indigenous people and people of color have been dealing with for Centuries at the hands of white supremacy and imperialism. Like its literally just Showing all that Shit from the perspective of a Na'vi in universe. So it "demonizes" the RDA accordingly. And uet so many fucking reviewers are joshing on it and calling it Boring and Slow and Uninspired and that it makes human's 'cartoonishly evil' LIKE YOU PEOPLE HAVENT LOOKED AT A SINGLE FUCKING CURRENT EVENT IN YOUR LIVES. Oh my god im so mad at all these fucking reviewers now. The fucking AUDACITY to look at something this fucking Honest about the cruelty humans are capable of, while living during the fucking day and age with all this Knowledge we have at our fingertips -- the fucking audacity to look at this game and what the character goes through and not being able to muster up ANY other fucking emotion besides "ubisoft never was great at story anyway so idc lol" fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. Like actually. You can't even fucking ATTEMPT to connect to this story emotionally? Not even a fucking Smidge? Jesus fucking christ people need everything to be spoon fed to them these days. God forbid a piece of media actually ask you to meet it in the middle for once.

#horse.txt #vent // #im mad lol. the farther i get into the story the more mad i get #oh oh the humans putting the Na'vi in cages is a bit extreme? a bit unrealistic?? #what the fuck has been going on US borders for the past two decades then. #oh oh the pollution of the land and the water to hurt resistance efforts and native populations is so cartoonishly evil!! #HUMANS WOULD NEEEEVER DO SOMETHING SO DIABOLICAL 😱😱😱 #get fucking real. i am so tired of people looking down on Avatar when it's one of the first pieces of mainstream media that ive Ever seen #cover these topics in a fictional lense with So candidly. and nobody wants to fucking take it seriously because it makes them Uncomfortable #to see humans be the fucking badguys #iTS NOT EVEN ABOUT /ALL/ HUMANS THE REAL VILLIAN IS THE FUCKING RDA! ITS CAPITALISM!!!!! #THATS THE FUCKING POINT!!! but noooo people are so fucking sensitive they cant see it as anything but 'misanthropic' #like all of the humans in the resistance arent RIGHT FUCKING THERE for one. and for two ACKNOWLEDGING HUMANITIES FLAWS ISNT MISANTHROPIC #humans have flaws!!! we are capable of great cruelty just as much as we are great kindness!!! #if simply acknowledging and exploring that fact in stories is 'misanthropic' and depresses you then thats on YOU. #grow some thicker skin or something dude idk lol

[galaxynajma]

Guys I have a confession to make about this chapter

I swear to god I’m not even making this up

So yesterday I had this little joke that what if hakari fights uraume because uraume has colored hair and pronouns ( I know I’m very funny ) forgot about the joke so that’s why I didn’t make a post about it

Idk why but yesterday I was thinking a lot about sukuna and uraume and their relationship

And then I thought " man it would be so cool to see og form sukuna again maybe use that mouth stomach to eat someone or seeing modern day uraume next to og sukuna to see their cute size difference "

Did I accidentally manifest that chapter

Did I get the power of prophecy AGAIN!!!

The second time in a row for these leaks

WHYYYYYY

I’m never thinking about jjk right before leaks/ when a new chapter comes out

Wait no actually I’m just going to start thinking about kenjaku a lot so hopefully they come back

If it worked on gojo’s death og sukuna form and uraume coming back then it hopefully will work on Kenny coming back

#I swear to god the day before the leaks for 236 I thought to myself’ it would be cool to see more of teen geto in gege’s new art style’ DUDE #WHY AM I LIKE THIS #MEGUMI NOOOO #jjk237 #jjk leaks #jjk spoilers #jjk 237 #jjk237 leaks #jjk 237 leaks #ryoumen sukuna #uraume #uraume jjk #sukuna

[hypnogogyc]

Could we possibly get more information about this Frankenstein AU? 👉👈 You have me intrigued

YESS Tldr under cut

Oliver is a scientist who works on a project that he discovers will not finish until much after his death. He has a mental breakdown but is so swept up in progress and the push for the bigger picture that Oliver decides fuck it i will science so good and well that i never have to do anything else again to be a respected scientist. Mike was recently murdered and now that he's over his initial reaction where he blackmails Oliver's reputation for freedoms but after oliver is like sounds good ^^ to everything they become buddies. Oliver figures out the bigger picture is to be happy and decides to change his perspective. Mike seeks out his murderer with barely a shred of evidence

#TY FOR THIS ASK #sorry ab it being slow i wanted to doole for it u understand #doodle #dude i just typed out all the image ids and then. accidentally deleted it all i think #also all the text #AAAAAAAAAAAAA #ill add it later sobs #tma au #tma #tma art #tma fanart #the magnus archive fanart #the magnus archives #oliver banks #mike crew #terminal velocity #frankenstein tv au #NOOOO ONE OF RHEM WAS A DOODLE I SCREENS HOT FROM CSP AND DLETED #my hubris. #huh. my entire post cleared twice now #did i mess it up twice bbbbbb #im sorry i wrote out so much but i am not doing that again #later timmeee :') #my friends r right i should stop insta deleting things #i keep hitting undo for typing #then. #anyways three times total deleted during the making of this post jesus christ

[themoonlily]

some people love to complain about Éomer and how he was supposedly a bad brother for not seeing what was going on with Éowyn, while conveniently forgetting that he was literally one of the two remaining bulwarks of Rohan against Isengard and Mordor and he was maybe a bit preoccupied trying to stop his entire country from being burned to the ground

#my dude is literally trying to protect and hold up a country at the brink of extinction #but no of course that is not enough #also there is nothing in the canon to suggest that he didn't care about Éowyn #however canon does say that he goes berserk when he thinks Éowyn is dead #but noooo we must shit on him! #because apparently that is the only way we can appreciate Éowyn #this has been a post #text

[dramatic-dolphin]

nothing is more encouraging than when you're looking up if a wild plant is edible and sources in one language are like "we call it 'salad herb' :) just take the leaves and put them in your salad raw! we've been doing it for generations!" while sources in a different language are like "every plant in this family is poisonous as hell. if you eat a single leaf then god help you" thanks guys 👍

#i have decided to believe neither of them #esp because english sources get sooooo overcautious about wild plants omg #“noooo you can't eat raw elderberries noooo it's poison!!!” dude you'll get a mild stomach upset if you scarf down a bag it's fine #<- speaking from experience #but i will NOT be eating these things raw thank you. or at all. probably.

[itsinkwell]

OUGHHH i hate when people misinterpret my favorite characters LIKE!! Junkrat is so. Punk. He is so. Grunge. He’s dirty and grimy and paints his fingernails and toenails black and he made his own prosthetics and he wears eyeliner that probably isnt even actually eyeliner!! He kills millionaires and wears spikes and actively hates authority!! He is soooo like. Ancom!! He steals and kills and fights dirty and makes his own bombs!! Im not saying that people write/draw him too goody or whatever, but i am saying that he isnt being drawn/written/made like this enough!! Embrace his filth!! Give into the demons!! Same thing with Roadhog like. Hes so ancom and hes punk and hes metal and he’s grungy and he’s soo!! Give into the voices and make them emo!!

#this is mostly directed towards the way that people try to streamline those two #ive seen in the straight side of the fandom most #ESPECIALLY THE BEACHRAT FANART #People boil junkrat down to some crazy dude and then they try their damndest to make him attractive and unhinged to meet their little #mental quota #LIKE NOOOO #HES FILTHY AND DIRTY AND #STOP MAKING HIM CLEAN #i think that he attracted stright fans with the beachrat skin #but like. no beachrat fanart is right #its all accurate to the skin but its not biblically accurate junkrat #like hes the kind of guy to eat fish he catches live and raw #everything he does terrifies normal people #so normal people try to make him normal? #idk ive just seen this a lot #people try and make him normal #HES NOT #EMBRACE THE MAYHEM #but uh yeah #junkrat #roadhog #overwatch

[cavinginhisfvce]

"i'm not a billy apologist—"

i am. bye.

#billy hargrove #billy antis dni #billy hargrove deserved better #billy hargrove protection squad #this is a joke #but is it really idk #ik billy wasnt the greatest guy but hes my lil dude and he deserved better than the shit he was given #my boy coulda done big amazing things #but noooo the duffers are stupid

[sleepinginmygrave]

NEW THEMEEEEEEE

JELLYFISH!!!

THE COLORS!!

I LOVEEE

AAAAAH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!! AND YESSS JELLYFISHES OFC THEY'RE MY FAVSSS

#AAAAAAA #WAIT NOOOO I FORGOT YOUR TAG #URGHHH I USUALLY WRITE THEM DOWN (😭) TO NOT FORGET THEM BUT I THINK I FORGOT TO WRITE IT DOWN #DUDE WHY AM I SO DESPERATE #ANYWAY #wasn't it something like yarning hobbit or smth? #I THINK IT WAS #I'M GONNA SCROLL DOWN REALLY FAR IN MY ASK TAG #ask #moi

[not-gay-batman]

@veloxiraptors

SO MUCH OF THIS

I’ve been wanting to make a post about how poorly N52 writers understood/understand their relationship but there’s just so much, I don’t even know where to start.

There’s very few comics that keep the spirit of the Wildstorm days, which sucks, because it’s a total downgrade. Like, that fact that since N52 Apollo has suspected M of cheating multiple times is batshit crazy and I hate it.

#also yeah #the thing about they softening Apollo #they saw he was more well adjusted than M and they were like #so it’s the edgy one and the angle one right?? #like bro noooo #they both fuck people up just with different attitudes #Apollo made M’s infamous jackhammer killing possible by stalling the dude for him #he sat there and let the dude harass him bc he wanted him to die painfully #like wtf dc did we read different comics???? #(this is why I said I can’t get into it kekeke) #dc #the authority #dc comics #midnighter #midnighter and apollo #stormwatch #apollo and midnighter #midpollo