your plug!sukuna is the kind of shithead to make yuji smell his fingers after fingering you ✨
THIS IS SO GROSS PENNY HOLY FUCK IM GONNA KILL YOU 😭 like this is actually foul I might call the police HAHAH
lil drabble bc ily biiiish
warnings: 18+ MDNI, fingering mention, blood mention, cheating, NOT canon in my AITA universe jus a lil what if ig
The three of you are all sitting together while you're scrolling through your phone and they're playing some stupid online shooter together on the couch. You know you fucked up when Sukuna keeps stealing glances every chance he gets, but you do your best to focus on whatever is going on on your phone. But you know Sukuna, his stare is intense and commanding, so you can't help but look back when you know he's looking.
It's only been an hour since Yuuji was at work and Sukuna had been fingering fucking you until the air in your lungs depleted. Each plunge of his fingers had your eyes rolling back and your own fingers digging so hard into his bicep it drew blood.
And when he starts tilting his head in his little brothers direction, you know exactly what he's thinking of doing. Your begging eyes do little good. In fact it only spurs him on more. You can't bear the thought of Yuuji finding out what you did.
"Hey," Sukuna starts, bumping into his brother slightly to get his attention. Your boyfriends tongue sticks out in concentration as he focuses on shooting. But he offers a quiet, 'huh?' in response. "Smell my fingers." he laughs, wrapping an arm around Yuuji to keep him in place as he forces his thick fingers under his little siblings nose.
"Knock it off, cheater!" Yuuji yells as he tries to shake himself free from his brother's grip. The word brings a sinister smile to Sukuna's face while you feel your stomach drop into your ass.
"Smell, quick, just fucking sniff." he orders Yuuji. He pauses the game and Yuuji grabs his hand and takes a strong inhale. He pulls a face, confused, not really smelling much of anything. Though he notes it's slightly tangy.
"What's the deal?" Yuuji asks. "What am I smelling? It better not be your ass."
"No," Sukuna laughs. "Fingered a nasty little slut earlier, that's all."
Yuuji scoffs, shoving him away and going back to focus on his game. Sukuna laughs, heartily, holding his stomach. You glower at him, but you've learnt by now that what you do and say has little impact on him.
"You're not funny, my girlfriend's right there, man." he looks at you when he finishes speaking, mouthing the word 'sorry' to you, much to the amusement of his elder brother.
"Oh, Yuuji, that's embarrassing." Sukuna grins, "You don't know what your own girlfriend smells like?"
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Instead of an edgy teen show with horrible romance subplots they should've made The Addams Family into a modern sitcom shot in the same style as Modern Family. The romance subplots would probably be worse but at least itd be funny.
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guys sapnap said earlier on his stream on kick that he had spoken with a blacksmith and at first i was like huh. sapnap has a blacksmith friend that's kinda random but COOL
but then it dawned on me. what if he knows them because the blacksmith is involved in either the irl manhunt or the irl minecraft project.
what if we're gonna see like. Dream with an actual iron sword on a horse or some shit. he did say we are not prepared for what is to come tbf.....
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Ok ok ok
How about
Buck gets a little too invested and crashes into Eddie somehow on the basketball court
they fall down, Buck lands on Eddie who hits the ground pretty hard and Buck looks at him and goes
✨ gay panic ✨
and runs off
Thus the scene in the loft
Eddie is scolding him
Like... Wtf... We talk about things, don't just fucking take off, I'm not mad at you
We're ok
And then there is this moment where they just look at each other and just....
oh
OH
Tommy sees it all on the court and is like... Omg WOW
Later he talks to Buck and is like...
You know you're in love with your best friend, right?
And that he is in love with you... You know that, right?
And Buck goes:
✨ gay panic 2.0 ✨
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for me, forcefem isn’t a fetish, it’s a philosophy
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I really spaced out in class today because istg I had this super vivid. daydream where aziraphale and crowley finally reunited. made out. then went to war against heaven. heaven tries to execute crowley. the metatron tries to cast out aziraphale too for loving crowley.
a:(trembling, holding crowleys hand and holding out his flaming sword in defense) i don't care anymore if I burn, we'll burn together.
c: (looking to aziraphale, fear in his eyes turning to shaky confidence) or we'll burn them down.
then they just kick metatrash's ass.
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On the possibility that Fyodor does not inherit the ability of the body he possesses, then that could mean the vampire curse is over and that's how everyone (Akutagawa) becomes human again.
In Bram's last moments, in those seconds he realised what was happening, his last thoughts were to protect Aya. What if, given that the vampire curse came with a hivemind, that thought was spread across all the vampires.
To Akutagawa.
What if the Akutagawa we see at the end of the season, is dressed as a knight because he's fulfilling Bram's last wishes?
Protecting Aya.
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