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Haley. she/her. 🇺🇸
permanently exhausted teenager, professional hyperfixator, fanfiction obsessor, serial crocheter, fanartist, and part time anxious blob.
current obsessions feature Good Omens, Michael Sheen's nose, and making myself sob over books.
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let's gauge how insane I am...
I've gone through 56 times (both seasons)
#good omens#please tell me im not the only one#good omens brainrot#haley does polls#good omens polls
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I think we're all a little manic, but for me the selling point is magnificent cape vs no magnificent cape
just had to explain to a friend how I knew the difference between the different years in good omens, especially between 1827 and 1862.
maybe im just insane (which is highly probable) but its a really clear difference?? apart from just setting and context like backgrounds and stuff just looking at the outfits is so obvious to me?
like I can tell which is which? and some people can't?
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#good omens 1827#good omens 1862#am i the only one?#or am i insane?
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hey new challenge!
find a friend and read @mrghostrat 's fic flawless in public (preferably in a class for higher stakes) and see how long it takes for someone to start crying
#i lost#i cried a lot#rip english class#good omens#ghostrat fic#haley reads fic#angst fic#good omens fic rec
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ooh, those poor kids need hugs too. surviving armageddidn't and only knowing that something happened with no real recollection that they stood up to the four horsemen?
and warlocks homelife can't exactly have been great either...
hugs for everyone!
I want to spend a day in good omens just to hug everyone.
aziraphale? for one, tell me that hug wouldn't be fucking amazing. for two, heaven is definitely not exactly the most touchy-feely. my baby has definitely never been hugged and I want him to experience that. he's absolutely losing his mind in heaven and would do well with a little break.
crowley? he just needs a hug in general. if aziraphales in heaven, let me just hold him and let him be a sad snake and let himself relax and be held. crowley is anxiety manifested into a 6'2 ginger, and a good hug would help him, I think. just until aziraphale can come back and do it properly.
muriel? I mean I just want to hug them. adorable and I just feel like they'd be a great hugger.
gabriel? eh. but jim? he's the type to just walk up and bear hug you and I want that.
maggie? girl's been pining for God knows how long, and gives off good hugger vibes.
nina? let me give her the best post break up hug ever to help her get her mind back together.
newt? that dork would be so down for cuddles and I want in.
anathema? she's just gorgeous and I want a hug from her. she's just got great energy.
I just want to go hug them all and drink tea and make everything better for everyone.
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Uriel: "Don't think your boyfriend in the dark glasses will get you special treatment in hell."
Aziraphale: boyfriend!
Uriel: "He's in trouble too."
Aziraphale: Oh fuck
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Hi Neil, did you know there's a note on their bench in St James's Park that says not to bother you? (I do understand the irony of asking this)
I did not know that.
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haha thanks for joining the good omens hug squad :)
I want to spend a day in good omens just to hug everyone.
aziraphale? for one, tell me that hug wouldn't be fucking amazing. for two, heaven is definitely not exactly the most touchy-feely. my baby has definitely never been hugged and I want him to experience that. he's absolutely losing his mind in heaven and would do well with a little break.
crowley? he just needs a hug in general. if aziraphales in heaven, let me just hold him and let him be a sad snake and let himself relax and be held. crowley is anxiety manifested into a 6'2 ginger, and a good hug would help him, I think. just until aziraphale can come back and do it properly.
muriel? I mean I just want to hug them. adorable and I just feel like they'd be a great hugger.
gabriel? eh. but jim? he's the type to just walk up and bear hug you and I want that.
maggie? girl's been pining for God knows how long, and gives off good hugger vibes.
nina? let me give her the best post break up hug ever to help her get her mind back together.
newt? that dork would be so down for cuddles and I want in.
anathema? she's just gorgeous and I want a hug from her. she's just got great energy.
I just want to go hug them all and drink tea and make everything better for everyone.
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um of course the more hugs we pile on them the stronger they work!
I want to spend a day in good omens just to hug everyone.
aziraphale? for one, tell me that hug wouldn't be fucking amazing. for two, heaven is definitely not exactly the most touchy-feely. my baby has definitely never been hugged and I want him to experience that. he's absolutely losing his mind in heaven and would do well with a little break.
crowley? he just needs a hug in general. if aziraphales in heaven, let me just hold him and let him be a sad snake and let himself relax and be held. crowley is anxiety manifested into a 6'2 ginger, and a good hug would help him, I think. just until aziraphale can come back and do it properly.
muriel? I mean I just want to hug them. adorable and I just feel like they'd be a great hugger.
gabriel? eh. but jim? he's the type to just walk up and bear hug you and I want that.
maggie? girl's been pining for God knows how long, and gives off good hugger vibes.
nina? let me give her the best post break up hug ever to help her get her mind back together.
newt? that dork would be so down for cuddles and I want in.
anathema? she's just gorgeous and I want a hug from her. she's just got great energy.
I just want to go hug them all and drink tea and make everything better for everyone.
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Imagine the amount of Good Omens relationship drama that could have been avoided with Aziraphale conducting one simple Google search and finding undeniable proof that Crowley is interested in him.
Crowley rubs his chin while watching Aziraphale, walks in a suspiciously undulating way, circles around his angel protectively, pushes and nudges him.
The biting part though? Remains to be seen.
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Crowley: *sneezes*
Aziraphale: Bless you
Crowley: *bursts into flames* Babe, we've talked about this
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The affronted tone with which Aziraphale asks where Furfur got the bullet catch booklet, because it's only available to Working Professional Magicians, is so funny. His worst fears have just been realized, a demon has shown up to arrest his husband, but he can still take a moment to be offended on behalf of his fake profession that important trade secrets have fallen into the wrong hands.
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just had to explain to a friend how I knew the difference between the different years in good omens, especially between 1827 and 1862.
maybe im just insane (which is highly probable) but its a really clear difference?? apart from just setting and context like backgrounds and stuff just looking at the outfits is so obvious to me?
like I can tell which is which? and some people can't?
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oh my francis mcdormand that's gorgeous
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?! O_O :)))
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"angel in edinburgh"
#screaming over this#but in like a humble way?#its been a while since i had the motivation to finish anything so this was fun#good omens#aziraphale#haley draws#aziraphale fanart#aziraphale is my baby#made with krita
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I'm changing my pfp, just making a post because I know it throws people off sometimes.
this is me now :)
still aziraphale but it's my own art this time!
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