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rusgoo · 19 days
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mad scientist namjoon, from my bts halloween au🐨🧪🥼
if youre interested in the other members designs, pls follow me on t1kt0k and tw1tter! same user @RusGoo
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voxyldy · 2 years
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11.07.2022
The poster for @chtvn's "The Dictionary of Useless Human Knowledge" featuring @BTS_twt's RM and film director Jang Hang-jun is out now. Novelist Kim Young-ha, physicist Kim Sang-wook, scientist Lee Ho and astronomer Shim Chae-kyung are the panels! #알쓸인잡 #namjooniscoming
Source: Kpop Herald
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tmntxthings · 1 year
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∑一 A New Obsession 。・゜・
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author’s note: I highly recommend listening to Smoke Sprite by So!YoON! & RM this song was the sudden inspiration for this little drabble
warnings: yandere tendencies, body worship, mentions of stalking, insanity, unstable mind, unedited
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Now Donatello did not hold the title of the family artisan. That was held securely by Michelangelo. And yet Donnie could not deny himself the precision it took to create that titanium bust of a terribly handsome scientist. So, sure maybe he was an artist, a sculptor. He didn’t really get the spark to create something similar after that. What had fueled the mini sculpture of himself was more geared towards narcissism anyways. But mostly it was a private joke on the internal awareness of said enlarged ego. Among other excuses like he had the spare titanium, and he had needed a break from the intricacies of his inventions.
He hadn’t thought he would ever sculpt again. Actually he didn’t even realize he had started to until the piece was finished. Now as he backed away from the final result, it was not just a bust but a life size replica of someone. Someone he had never met. Unless you counted the fact that he had passed them today in the throngs of the New York night-life crowd. Have you ever been walking, minding your own business, and totally blending in with the crowd with a masterful human disguise? He had headphones on, and a song had just ended, switching to something new. He heard the beat, the guitar. Then suddenly as if his name was called, he looked up from his ever-present phone screen.
His eyes widening marginally as his gaze locked onto the person walking towards him. Not truly to him, but in his direction. People were everywhere, going in all sorts of different directions. Colors beamed from the nonstop advertisements. Flashing brilliant lights on this person, as if life had given them their own personal spotlight. The realization that he had completely stopped walking barely crossed his mind. He was in the middle of the crosswalk too. In favor of directing all his attention to the ethereal being heading his way. Donnie had never experienced anything like this. For a moment he was acutely aware of everything about this person. From their confident walk, to their regal clothes, down to the minute details of them slipping their phone into a jacket pocket. Their hands, their frame hidden behind their clothes, their face. Their eyes coming up to look at their destination, and as they passed him, their eyes met for only a split second.
His heart felt like it stopped. Underneath their captivating gaze the turtle froze even more, his breath catching in his throat. The music practically faded into the background, he could hardly focus on anything other than you passing him by. It all happened so quickly, as they passed like nothing had happened. Donnie guessed nothing really had for them. But he was left with a completely opposite feeling. He fought the urge to turn around. To follow them. His heart restarted, his breathing felt labored, his feet stumbled along the white lines. He barely made it to the other side before the traffic resumed its flow. He whipped around then, eyes searching for the person who had just bewitched him so! Only they were gone, and he felt such crushing disappointment. It was insane. Donnie chided himself as he turned back to his original destination.
He had rushed back to the lair, ripping off the layers of clothing once he entered his lab. And like a madman he went into a creative frenzy. He only came to once he had recreated the person, his person in their entirety. He felt better now that he could see them again. Even if it was just a carbon copy. They were shorter than he was. He analyzed further, wishing he had used color somehow. The grey of the titanium didn’t do them justice. He went down on his knees. Kneeling before his person. This would have to do for now. The odds were slim but he had to find them again. “Who are you?” He murmured curiously. Why had he reacted so strongly? Was he losing his mind? Was he just that lonely? No, he’d been in a crowd before. Met eyes with strangers before. This was different. They were different.
Though it was his hand that had created this sculpture, it shook now as he dared to touch now. It felt sinful. Now that it looked like an actual being. The tips of his fingers grazed the statue’s. “I’ll find you,” he promised aloud. And then he would make them his. Mine. The word rang out in his head like a mantra as he finally stood. It would be difficult, but if Donatello could be described it would be determined. And maybe obsessed but that sarcastic thought didn’t cling to him as he started hacking into street cameras..
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beautifulpersonpeach · 7 months
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im so confused about that taekook pic. is jimin trolling? it's like he's toying with us? pls plss plss don't forget this ask bpp. pls answer my asks. i don't get why everything feels fake about jikook, tkk, jimin. is he even happy? it's like hybe is pulling the strings and trying to confuse jimin stans to frustrate us.
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Ask 2:
At this point I just feel like we're getting played with lol. By who and for what? I don't know. But I've felt this way ever since we got photos/video that jimin did in fact get a cake for his solo and I'm sure big hit saw what the fandom was saying about him not getting one and they still waited to announce that he did.
BTS just isn't fun anymore for me rn. There's just this tension surrounding everything. And not just with shipping. It's fandom wide blatant favoritism. Shifting confusing narratives from the guys themselves (Jungkook claiming he's not trying to shy away from the maknae image when that's all he's been saying for months now???). Tae doing whatever it is that he's doing (bless his heart chile). Namjoon seems to be a mess rn, I wanna give him a hug, he speaks like life is kicking his ass. And our jiminie, I can't get a read on but he seems happy. And the other 3 being in the army so they're not causing trouble lol.
These taekook pics from jimin, hmmm idk, maybe it's his way of telling people he doesn't care about the backlash, and tae bringing jungkook up constantly, and we should back off.
It's all a mess. I never thought I'd long for the day we'd get a real break lol. I WANT to miss them.
I don't hate them. This is just exhausting. It's like them and the company are trying to be strategic with everything and it feels a bit disingenuous? Idk if that's the word. Maybe disconnected is more the word. And I know they've always been strategic in the things they do, so idk why this feels different to me.
Anyway, thanks for letting me ramble in your inbox lol
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Ask 3:
Something feels wrong about suchwita. It feels forced. Am I the only one who feels Hybe is doing damage control with jikook to contain the fallout from Golden? BPP I'd like to hear what you think about vminkook's date, suchwita revealing the travel variety in context of all the controversies that happened lately. Does Jimin just not care about taekooker hate? He might be kind but he's still human.
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Ask 4:
I give up on Jimin. Tired of stanning a grown man letting himself get played for a fool. Hybe, you won. Gloat away BPP. You and the rest of the OT7 cows win.
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Ask 5:
BPP your asks about that RM - FACE credits controversy from Pjms reminded me of one debate I saw btw flat earthers and scientists. It's the most fascinating thing I've ever seen. The part that made me think of you is how flatearthers called the scientists uneducated, said they did their own calculations and made their own observations to arrive at fringe theories that disputed the wider consensus. I found it so strange how both scientists and flat earthers could observe the same thing but reach widely different conclusions. I know you've been going over and over with solos for some months so I hope this can make you laugh a bit BPP.
https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=Q7yvvq-9ytE
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Hi Anon(s),
Lol, Anons in asks 1 through 4, why are you letting your minds torment you over things that should be obvious? Anon in ask 5, you sent me that ask last week, but it feels apt to post it now given the sort of asks I've gotten in the last few hours.
How many times can we go over the sort of conspiratorial thinking that plagues people who eventually become akgaes, thought patterns that have been shown several times this year to be completely misguided? If the only conclusion you can reach after everything we've seen in the last 10 months, after seeing Jikook, Taekook, Yoonmin, Vmin, and Yoonkook's conversations recently, is that 'someone' must be trying to pull a fast one on you, then maybe you should take a step back.
Honestly, in my opinion, you all fit the profile of people who should engage with k-pop very sparingly. Most times, I've observed these sort of views (also in the case of flat-earthers) are caused by gaps in foundational knowledge about the subject coupled with personal implicit biases. I see this happen all the time, and it's unfortunately the sorts of people who think like this who only get further sucked in, to the point they lose any semblance of a reference point. If you're still at the point you're asking these questions, especially Anon in ask 1, 2 and 3, there's still a chance. I'd suggest a clean break, a detox period, and very limited exposure going forward but starting from scratch and actually watching official content from the early years. A lot of people who joined the fandom post-2020 have only seen compilations and selected clips of BTS's formative years, and so they lack the background to better interpret everything that's happening in Chapter 2 - from why HYBE wouldn't respond to akgaes whining about cakes by posting it right away, to how vminkook have behaved throughout Chapter 2.
Listen to how you feel and please step back.
With flat earthers it's funny because in a bid to be skeptical, to 'question everything' so they aren't "played as a fool", they end up becoming just that. For most other people there's no joke, but for them the joke is always on them.
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Thanks for the video, Anon in ask 5. But rather than make me laugh, it did the opposite. The conclusion of the video is that no flat-earther, not one, changed their minds after debating with the scientists. I had a theory that the people who end up as akgaes were always going to be that regardless of any arguments that run contrary to their beliefs, because at the heart of it, it's not about the arguments but about them. But I hoped I could be wrong. Extrapolating the conclusion of this video to my theory, the suggested implication is bleak as hell.
Anyway, stream Golden and enjoy jikook jikooking. Sounds like we're about to get a full calendar of content.
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Best Books of 2022 -- In Which I Fail Spectacularly to Compile a "Top Ten" List.
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Image: Goodreads Year in Books 2022 - 166 Books read.
I read 166 books in 2022. Yes, some of them were shorter books: several middle-grade books and a few advance review copies of picture books. Most were novels, though few were truly giant tomes. I really enjoyed most of them. Which is to say, trying to pick the "top ten" was excruciating and an exercise doomed to failure. So... I cheated. Or rather, I modified the goal. Thus I present to you... my top 10 42 books read in 2022 (and even that is fudging things a bit as there are a few instances here of me using a single book to stand in for the entire series if I read the entire series in 2022 and didn't want my list to balloon uncontrollably) organized like so:
Top 18 (Non-Romance) Books read 2022
Top 9 Romances read 2022
Top 9 Nonfiction Books Read With Kiddo 2022
Top 6 Fiction Books Read With Kiddo 2022
And just for funsies:
Song of the Year 2022
I have linked to the goodreads page for each book (and the youtube page for the song). Obviously these are all recommendations as well.
Best (Non-Romance) Books read 2022 (Part 1)
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Siren Queen by Nghi Vo
Babel by R.F. Kuang
Where the Drowned Girls Go by Seanan McGuire
What Souls are Made of by Tasha Suri
Sabriel (trilogy) by Garth Nix
Not Good for Maidens by Tori Bovalino
Vows of Empire by Emily Skrutski
Valiant Ladies by Melissa Grey
Even Though I Knew the End by C.L. Polk
Best (Non-Romance) Books read 2022 (Part 2)
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A Consuming Fire by Laura E. Weymouth
The Red Scholar’s Wake by Aliette de Bodard
Of Charms, Ghosts, and Grievances by Aliette de Bodard
A Scatter of Light by Malinda Lo
A Prayer for the Crown-Shy by Becky Chambers
Into the Riverlands (trilogy) by Nghi Vo
Fraternity by Andy Mientus
The Thousand Eyes by A.K. Larkwood
One for All by Lillie Lainoff
Best Romances read 2022
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A Lady for a Duke by Alexis Hall
The League of Gentlewomen Witches by India Holton
Nobody’s Princess by Erica Ridley
Something Fabulous by Alexis Hall
The Perfect Crimes of Marian Hayes by Cat Sebastian
Love on the Brain by Ali Hazelwood
Delilah Green Doesn’t Care by Ashley Herring Blake
Paris Daillencourt is About to Crumble by Alexis Hall
Love & Other Disasters by Anita Kelly
Best Nonfiction Books Read With Kiddo (8) 2022
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The Incredible yet True Adventures of Alexander von Humboldt: The Greatest Inventor-Naturalist-Scientist-Explorer Who Ever Lived by Volker Mehnert, Becky L. Cook (Translator)
All in a Drop: How Antony van Leeuwenhoek Discovered an Invisible World by Lori Alexander
Jane Goodall by Libby Romero
Can You Hear the Trees Talking? by Peter Wohlleben
Tree Beings by Raymond Huber
Explorers: Amazing Tales of the World's Greatest Adventurers by Nellie Huang
The Mysteries of the Universe by Will Gater
Darwin’s Rival: Alfred Russel Wallace and the Search for Evolution by Christiane Dorion
When Darwin Sailed the Sea by David Long
Best Fiction Books Read With Kiddo (8) 2022
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Upside-Down Magic (series) by Sarah Mlynowski, Lauren Myracle, Emily Jenkins
Fortunately the Milk by Neil Gaiman
The Girl Who Could Not Dream by Sarah Beth Durst
The Ship of Shadows by Maria Kuzniar
The Silver Arrow by Lev Grossman
The Golden Swift by Lev Grossman
And finally...
Song of the Year 2022
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"Wild Flower (with Youjeen)" by RM of BTS
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iamdarthbader · 2 years
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My Most Listened To Songs of 2022
O.O - NMIXX
In The Morning - ITZY
I Can't Stop Me - TWICE
Mic Drop (Steve Aoki Remix) - BTS
Wannabe - ITZY
Money - Lisa
Alcohol-Free - TWICE
The Feels - TWICE
Icy - ITZY
Dalla Dalla - ITZY
Scientist - TWICE
More & More - TWICE
On - BTS
Like OOH-AHH - TWICE
Blood, Sweat & Tears - BTS
DNA - BTS
DDU-DU DDU-DU - BLACKPINK
Lalisa - Lisa
Fearless - LE SSERAFIM
How You Like That - BLACKPINK
What Is Love? - TWICE
Cheer Up - TWICE
Dynamite - BTS
Film Out - BTS
Kill This Love - BLACKPINK
Loco - ITZY
On The Ground - Rose
Fancy - TWICE
Butter - BTS
Boy With Luv - BTS
Perfect World - TWICE
Epiphany - Jin
Airplane Part 2 (Japanese ver) - BTS
As If It's Your Last - BLACKPINK
Swipe - ITZY
Ice Cream - BLACKPINK
Fire - BTS
Boombayah - BLACKPINK
Save Me - BTS
That That - PSY, Suga
Not Shy - ITZY
Kura Kura - TWICE
Likey - Twice
Whistle - BLACKPINK
Feel Special - TWICE
Idol - BTS
Solo - Jennie
Life Goes On - BTS
Black Swan - BTS
Heart Shaker - TWICE
Fake Love - BTS
Knock Knock - TWICE
Spring Day - BTS
Better - TWICE
Doughnut - TWICE
Break Ice - ITZY, Second Aunt KimDaVee
Dope - BTS
Lovesick Girls - BLACKPINK
TT - TWICE
Signal - TWICE
Yes or Yes - TWICE
Breakthrough - TWICE
DAECHWITA - Agust D
Cry For Me - TWICE
Candy Pop - TWICE
Gone - Rose
Fake & True - TWICE
Playing With Fire - BLACKPINK
Chicken Noodle Soup - j-hope, Becky G
Forever Rain - RM
Wee Woo - Pristin
I'll Show You - K/DA
We Are Bulletproof Part 2 - BTS
Boy In Luv - BTS
One More Time - TWICE
War of Hormone - BTS
My Universe - Coldplay, BTS
Tank - NMIXX
Lovesick Girls - BLACKPINK
Dance The Night Away - TWICE
Young Forever - BTS
Fanfare - TWICE
Agust D - Agust D
Boca - Dreamcatcher
Heartbeat - BTS
No More Dream - BTS
Yet To Come - BTS
We Like - Pristin
Defying Gravity - Wicked Soundtrack
Danger - BTS
Daydream - j-hope
N.O. - BTS
POP! - Nayeon
Breathe - In The Heights Soundtrack
I Want You Back - Twice
Not Today - BTS
I Need U - BTS
Permission To Dance - BTS
Break Me - Michael Shynes
Not Shy (English ver) - ITZY
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shop-korea · 1 year
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BEYONCE - ‘IRREPLACEABLE’ - TUMBLR - BEST PLACE -
4 - RESTRAINING - ORDERS - TIRED - OF -
‘DO - NOT - REPOST’
‘DO - NOT - STEAL - MY - GIFs’
USA - MALE - SCIENTIST - INVENTED - GIF - NOT - THE -
OWNERSHIP - OF - KOREA - EVER - 15 MILITARY - USA -
BASES - BTS - ARMY - GIRLS - ‘DO - NOT - REPOST’ - AT -
YOUTUBE - AND TUMBLR - EXCLUDED - FR - HDG - YES -
BANKS - FOREVER - THEY CAN - KEEP - JUNGKOOK -
ALL OF THEM - HIS - SPIRITUAL - POLYGAMY WIVES -
UNTIL - U - KOREAN - GIRLS - AGE 19 - AND - OLDER -
CHANGE - THE - LAWS - INCLUDED - RM - AND - BTS -
GOOGLE - SEARCH - FREE - NO 1 - SEARCH ENGINE -
OF - THE - WORLD - NOT KOREAN - TOTALLY - TRUE -
WHY - CAN’T - KPOP - STARS SHOW - THEIR TATTOO -
KOREA’s - CONSERVATIVE VIEWS - ON - TATTOOS -
UNLESS - DONE - BY - MEDICAL - PROFESSIONAL -
CONSIDERED - ILLEGAL - IN - KOREA - 29 JUL 2022 -
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IMPRESSIONIST - ART - CREATOR - CLAUDE MONET -
BORN - IN - PARIS - FRANCE - OVER - 2,000 YRS OLD -
THE - CITY - OF - ETERNAL - LOVE - CITY OF LIGHTS -
FORMERLY OWNED - BY - ENGLAND - GREAT BRITAIN -
INVENTOR - OF - PASSPORTS 4 THE - WHOLE WORLD -
MEANING - BTS - CAN - SUBMIT - LESS - THAN - 1 MIN -
2 - REMOVE - THEIR - JIMIN - JUNGKOOK - TATTOOES -
OR - THEY DON’T - COME NEAR - OUR - HDG BANKS -
LESS - THAN - 1 MIN - THEIR - TATTOOES - REMOVED -
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CORRECTED - TATTOOS - SPELLING - FORGIVE WE - ONLY -
KNOW - TWEETY BIRD - TATTOOS - NEAR - THE BELLY YES -
HARSH - KOREANS - TATTOOS - ON - FACES - OR - ARMS -
LISTING - CRIMES - THEY - COMMITTED - HOW - CRUEL 4 -
TATTOO - BLEEDS - AND - HURTS - NO - ANESTHESIA - SO -
THEY - COMMITTED - MORE - CRIMES - AS - RETALIATION -
OR - ‘HE - SHE - IS - A - SLAVE’ - TATTOO - ON - FACES OR -
ARMS - THAT’s - BEYOND - USA - SLAVES - FR - SOUTH -
AFRICA - 1,000 - BOTH - GENDERS - $0.01 COPPER YES -
TAKESHI - FILMS - WILL - COVER - THESE - FACTS - BUT -
PRINCESS - TAMINA - ‘PRINCE - OF - PERSIA SANDS OF -
TIME’ - THEY - BODY - PAINTED - INSTEAD - OF TATTOO -
SAFER - FASTER - SO - BEAUTIFUL - ALLURING - TRULY -
BODY - MAKE UP - SUPERB - KOREA - HARSH - SO - YES -
MEAN - WHY - SAMSUNG - GALAXY - TUMBLR - DOES -
MALFUNCTION - MEAN - TYRANTS - CRUEL - HUMANS -
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KOREAN - SEA - MONSTERS - CENTURIES - AGO -
WHALES - NOT - PREGNANT - COLD - WATERS OF -
KOREA - THEY’RE - NOT - PREGNANT - HUGE YES -
NUMBER - OF - THEM - THEY’RE - SINGING - TRUE -
AS - A - GROUP - AND THE KILLER - WHALES OF -
TODAY - SEA MONSTERS - 2 - KOREANS - AGES -
AGO - WOW - 3:36P EDT - DELAYED - LUNCH BUT -
LOVE - HEALING - THROUGH - TYPING - WRITING -
I’M - A - JOURNALIST - AND - HUGE - WHALES YES -
LOVE - PEOPLE - THE - RESCUE - OF - USA EARLY -
TITANIC SHIP - NOW - NEAR - WATERS OF CANADA -
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300,000 WON - IS - $223.35 - USD - NICE - PRICE - YES
SEOUL - SOUTH KOREA - 4 - FOREIGNERS - BY - MED
BOTOX - ALSO - VERY - CHEAP - REMOVES WRINKLES
BUT - 1 MONTH - NO - DIET - PILLS - WARNING PLEASE
OBEY - NO - DIET - PILLS - WITH - BOTOX - EVERYONE
SEOUL - KR - AVERAGE PRICE - BOTOX - VACCINATION
$1,321 - MINIMUM - $41 - JESUS - IS - LORD - TOTALLY
COOL - 3 MONTHS - AFTER - 3 HRS - NO - WRINKLES
GETS BETTER - NEXT - 4 MONTHS - THEN 5 MONTHS
KOREAN - LAW - MAX - IS - $2,600 - TOTALLY - SWEET
BRICKELL - CITY - CENTRE
OUTDOOR - MALL - USE OF
ESCALATORS - ELEVATORS
EIGHT STREET - METROMOVER FREE
3RD FLOOR - FR - CAFE - AMERICANO
NOW - OPEN - MONDAY - 01 MAY 2023
L SIDE - CORNER - PANDORA - JEWELS
MACHINE - CREATED - DIAMONDS NICE
STRAIGHT - L SIDE - SISU - CLINIC
SPECIAL - FACIAL - BOTOX - 2 YES
REMOVE - WRINKLES - $495 CODE
SCAN - REMOVE - FACE WRINKLES
$495 - SPECIAL - 4 - BOTOX AS THE
CHINESE - FEMALE - DOCTOR - IN -
USA - TAKING - ADVANTAGE - OF - MIAMI
PRICES - WHEN - IN - BEIJING - CHINA CN
INVENTOR - OF - ACUPUNCTURE - LESS
THAN - CHEESEBURGER - HUGE - NO OF
NEEDLES - USES - MARTIAL - ARTS AND
NO - PAIN - EVER - ANY - NEEDLE - I DID
REMEMBER - THAT - BACK - 2 - BEIJING
ONLY - OLD - CHINESE - MALES - SHORT
ALSO - BECAUSE - OF - ACUPUNCTURE - THEY
ARE - TALLER - INCREASES - HEIGHT LIKE BTS
JIMIN - SENSITIVE - ABOUT - 5′8 FT - WELL - HE
CAN - GO - 2 - BEIJING - CHINA - AND BECOME
TALLER - AS - THEY - PRODUCE - OVER 5,000
ASIAN - MODELS - STILL - ARE - TODAY - AND
NO - EXCESS - BODY - FAT - ACUPUNCTURE
MELTS - LT PINK - INSIDE - WATER - COMES
OUT - OF - BODY - INSTANT - THINNER TOO
AFTER - SISU - CLINIC - BRICKELL - MALL
L SIDE - 2 - THE - END - AN - EMPTY - YES
LOCATION - 4TH - ESCALATOR - FR THERE
PUTSHACK - INDOOR - MINIATURE - GOLF
IT - LOOKS - LIKE - FUN - SO - WAS TRUE
THINKING - WHAT - DON’T - THEY - HAVE
HELLO KITTY - SANRIO - TRUE - THUS IT
WILL - B - AGAIN - 26 MAY - THEN 3 MONTHS
JUNE - JULY - AUGUST - 4 - KIDS - 2 - PLAY IN
HERE - BRICKELL CITY CENTRE - LOOKS
BEAUTIFUL - ON - THEIR - WHERE - THEY
SHOW - NEW - PLACES - OPEN - NEW YES
ACTIVITIES - FR - 2ND - FLOOR - LOBBY AS
HIGHEST - MBPS - SPEEDS OF COMPUTER
SO - THINKING - HELLO KITTY - SANRIO YES
TOYS - THINGS - ALL - AGES - KIDS - TRUE
HAIR - DONE - CUTTING - TRIMMING BLOW
DRY - ACRYLIC - NAILS - SPA - PEDICURE AS
LOWEST - PRICES - IN - FLORIDA - 24 HOURS
HELLO KITTY - STORE - AND - SALON
HAS - CAFE - WHERE - NAILS - DONE
CAN - EAT - WHILE - WAITING 4 DRY’G
HELLO KITTY - MERCHANDISE - FROM - JAPAN
CLOTHES - SHOES - ALL - AGES - HELLO KITTY
SUSHI - AND - FOODS - DESSERTS - AND DRINK
HELLO KITTY - BAKERY - HELLO - KITTY SANDWICH
CAFE AMERICAN - LARGE - BURGERS - AND BACON
HELLO KITTY - SMALLER - BURGERS - AND CHEESE
INJECTED - INSIDE - CALORIES - AND - WAGU BEEF
THE - FINEST - 4 - 18 AND OLDER - HELLO - KITTY -
CAKES - BIRTHDAY - ESPECIALLY - LOW CALORIES -
HELLO KITTY - UNIFORMS - 2 - CUT - OUR - HAIRS -
SO - KIDS - FREE - INCLUDING - FOODS - AND YES -
MERCHANDISE - SENIORS - AS - GIFTS - AND FOR -
THEMSELVES - 65 AND OLDER - FREE - INCLUD’G -
PROMOTIONS - SALES - FREE - HAIR CUTS - AND -
MORE - FOODS - DRINKS - FREE - 24/7 - HOLIDAYS -
BIBLE - SAID - ‘GIVE - AND - IT - SHALL - B - GIVEN -
BACK - 2 - US’ - WE - NEED - IDEAS - OF - WHAT -
ELSE - 2 - MAKE - HELLO KITTY - MICROWAVES -
MAKE UP - BLU RAY - DVD - PLAYERS - CD YES -
WALKMANS - MP3 - HUGE - VOLUME - PLAYERS -
HELLO KITTY - MASSAGE - CHAIRS - MASSAGE -
KIDS - TEENS ADULTS - SHAMPOO - CONDITIONER
THUS - L SIDE - AVAILABLE - STORE - 3RD - FLOOR
WELL - THEN -
HELLO KITTY - STORE - AND - SALON
24/7 - HOLIDAYS - OPEN - OPEN OPEN
BRICKELL - CITY - CENTRE
EIGHT STREET
COMING 2 - MIAMI FLORIDA
INCLUDING - HELLO - KITTY - PETS - FOODS
CATS - DOGS - SQUIRRELS - WILD - BIRDS 2
HAMSTERS - CHIPMUNKS - FREE - FREE YES
FREE - SUPPLIES - 4 - OUR - PETS - FREE HAI
FREE - 24/7 - SMALL - NEON - FISHES - AND -
AQUARIUMS - FREE - NEON - LIGHTS - FISH -
FOOD - GROOMING - OF - DOGS - CATS AND -
ELECTRONIC - RESTROOMS - FREE - USE 2 -
FREE - NAILCUTTING - FREE - SHOWER AND -
FREE - DRYING - MAKING - OUR - PETS - YES -
SMELL - GREAT - FREE - TRAINING - FREE -
TREATS - FREE - COLLARS - AND - ARE XO -
THEY - PREGNANT - FREE - SURGERY AND -
LICENSED - GIVING - BIRTH - 2 - PETS - YES -
SNAKES - INCLUDED - FREE - CERTIFICATES -
OF - BIRTH - FREE - REGISTRATION - SO WITH -
PAW - WE - CAN - IDENTIFY - YOUR - PETS YES -
FREE - REGISTER - SO - U - CAN - FIND - YOUR -
PETS - EASIER - ESPECIALLY - NEW - WE - GIVE -
MONEY - 4 - REGISTRATION - SAME -
TONGUES - ALL - AGES - $500 BILLION
HDG - BANKS - WE’LL - TAKE - CARE OF
DETAILS - NEEDED - AS - KIDS - ALSO 2
SING - TONGUES - SAME - ANOTHER
$500 BILLION - HELLO - KITTY - ALSO
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RM Takes a Celebration Commemorative Ceremony with the Staff + Cast
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RM (real name Kim Nam-joon) of BTS shared his thoughts on the end of ‘The Secret Life Job’.
On the 27th, RM posted a photo on SNS, tagging 'Alsseuinjap' with the comment, "Thank you to everyone who watched and joined us."
The released photo is a commemorative photo taken with the program staff and cast, and it seems that they all gathered together to commemorate the end of the show.
On the other hand, tvN's 'Alseulinjap', in which RM appeared, drew attention even before the first broadcast with the meeting of film director Jang Hang-joon, BTS RM (Kim Nam-joon), novelist Kim Young-ha, physicist Professor Kim Sang-wook, forensic scientist Professor Lee Ho, and astronomer Dr. Shim Chae-kyung.
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What could go wrong?
This was supposed to be just a lil crack oneshot but here we are almost 3k words later. 
I hope you get at least a little entertainment/amusement from this and I hope someone has a lil giggle over it other than me while I wrote it.
Genre; BTS magic au. crack. bad grown up words. Chee thinks she’s funny...again and also she doesn’t think shit through before writing
Jin likes to make potions and with Taehyung’s help, test it on the rest of BTS AKA
Jin fucks up a Youth potion with Taehyung’s help and they use their unsuspecting friends as human guinea pigs
The room was bright and spacious with counters and shelves full of various looking liquids and solid forms that honestly, Taehyung couldn’t name. That’s not to say his intelligence was lacking exactly but bluntly put, his intelligence was lacking in everything that didn’t hold his interest(and some things that did). Science was certainly not something that interested him in the slightest bit.
“Ah! You’re here!” Jin exclaimed popping up from behind a counter where he had been rummaging in the cupboard. He placed a brass pot on the countertop as Taehyung stood on the other side, watching his elder curiously.
“Why are we in Namjoon’s lab exactly, hyung?” Taehyung replied, eyes glued to the pot as Jin started to pour different liquids inside. “You don’t know anything about science.”
“But I do know magic!” Jin grinned. “Did you bring what I asked?” Taehyung nodded and pulled the small vial of dragon’s blood from his jacket pocket. He held it out, watching as Jin’s eyes glistened with excitement and he snatched the vile, holding it to his body protectively. His eyes flickered with a look of adoration as he eyed the vial and Taehyung was pretty much waiting for him to hiss out “my preciousss”.
“Why did you ask me to bring that? Hyung must have something similar around here.” Taehyung looked around curiously.
“How many times must I tell you, Taehyung? Science and magic don’t mix therefore I cannot use any of Namjoon’s ingredients to make my potions.”
“He doesn’t know you’re here, does he?” Taehyung realised, a shit-eating grin stretching his cheeks as Jin pouted down into the pot, vial in his right hand as he stirred the mixture with his left. “Ah hyung, are you having relationship troubles?” Taehyung teased.
“No. We’re doing great, thank you very much.” Jin snapped then took a breath and straightened up. “He just-he doesn’t agree with my potions.”
“Don’t tell Yoongi-hyung that, he’ll only rub it in. I can hear him now. I told you magic and science doesn’t work and neither does a scientist and fucking magician.” Taehyung imitated Yoongi in an exaggerated gruff tone that made Jin snort out a laugh.
“Magician. He always makes me sound like I pull rabbits from hats.” Jin scoffed, rolling his eyes.
“You did though,” Taehyung mumbled.
“That was once, Taehyung and I’d appreciate it if you stop bringing it up. It’s not my fault Jungkook drunk the potion. I told him not to.”
“He thought it was a protein shake,” Taehyung remembered with a giggle. 
They both looked down at the pot at the mixture started to steam and bubble. 
“Is that supposed to happen?”
“Yes, I know what I’m doing.” Jin scoffed, sprinkling in a handful of what Taehyung could only describe as dried gnome penis’ into the mix. He made a face of disgust.
“And..what exactly is it that you’re doing?” He enquired, shuffling back cautiously.
Jin had only been dabbling with magic for ten months but he was impatient and decided to wander from the path very quickly. He often attempted potions that the sane only tried their hand at after their progression to a full-fledged wizard. But of course, Jin decided that he didn’t care for all the labels and would brew whatever magic he wanted. His friends decided that if he had earned the right to be called Sorcerer, he wouldn’t dismiss the title as easily as Apprentice.
“A youth potion.” Jin looked at Taehyung as if he held all the universe’s secrets in his brass pot. Taehyung only stared, blinking rapidly as he tried to understand his elder’s excitement. “A beauty potion, Taehyung!” Jin reiterated and then, Taehyung’s expression matched his own.
“Oh!” Taehyung stepped up close to the counter and peered into the pot. “You finally found one!”
“It took a lot of research and trips to obscure little run down magic shops but yes, I finally have found the potion that will help me regain my youthful glow!” Taehyung’s eyes lifted to take in Jin’s appearance. 
Jin was only 3 years older than Taehyung and honestly, the age gap wasn’t visibly obvious to most but as Taehyung had known Jin for a few years already, the younger could notice the subtle signs of ageing Jin’s features showed.
“Ah, so that is why the dragon’s blood.” Taehyung hummed in understanding.
Dragon’s blood was known to have numerous benefits for the skin. Halting wrinkles. Maintaining a healthy complexion. Preventing blackheads. Minimising pores. The list goes on. Taehyung applied it ritually to his skin morning and night and he had never glowed so much in all his life.
“Yep, having a friend in the fashion industry has its perks.”
“Why can you never call me what I am? I’m a model hyung. My face is worldwide famous.” Taehyung pouted sulkily. Jin had never called Taehyung by his actual job title.
“Do you call me by mine?”
“You don’t have a job.” Taehyung scoffed. “You quit when you discovered magic.”
“I still own and run restaurants in three major cities, I’ll have you know.” Jin defended, giving Taehyung an offended look. “And they are all doing amazing, for your information.”
“Yeah yeah, whatever you say hyung.” Taehyung rolled his eyes before turning his attention back to the potion. “So, this potion, it’ll make the user look younger?”
“Yep.” Jin nodded. “Ah, Joonie is going to be so surprised!” He beamed happily at the thought of his boyfriend’s joy. “I mean, once he gets over that we went behind his back and used his lab without permission.”
“What? We?!” Taehyung gawped. “What do you mean we?!”
“You’re here, you supplied the vital ingredient.” He wiggled the vial as if to remind the male opposite him.
“I didn’t know what for! I didn’t know you’re making a youth potion!”
“Why else would I be at Namjoon’s lab?” Jin scoffed as if it was obvious.
“To visit your boyfriend maybe, I dunno?”
“Don’t sass me if you want your share of the potion.”
“My share?” Taehyung enquired, attitude flipping so fast as he leant on the counter, a sweet smile on his face. “You’re sharing with me Jinnie-hyung?”
“Of course.” Jin gave an almost too kind smile back and something twisted in Taehyung’s stomach. Suspicion.
“Why are you smiling like that?”
“Like what? I always smile like this, Taehyung.” He chuckled, waving a hand dismissively as he turned his attention to remove the cap from the vial. Taehyung gave him a disbelieving look but decided to push the subject aside to pay attention to the blood dripping into the potion. As the blood hit the ominous, bubbling, black liquid, slivers of silver rippled across the surface to rapidly disappear underneath.
Jin replaced the cap and they both peered into the pot. They squinted in confusion when nothing happened.
“Is that right?” Taehyung whispered as if he would disturb the potion and ruin it.
“Of course it is, I made it,” Jin whispered back harshly.
Suddenly spots of shimmering silver appeared on the surface and ribboned out to one another until there wasn’t a speck of black left.
“Well, that’s appetising,” Jin grumbled sarcastically as the liquid settled and turned a dull, grey colour.
“Put more in,” Taehyung suggested.
“What?”
“Dragon’s blood. Put more in.”
“I followed the recipe.”
“The greater the amount, the greater the effect.” Jin scrunched his eyebrows in uncertainty. “Come on hyung, it’s a beauty product, a natural, ingredient that I have been smothering on my face twice a day for two years. What’s the worst that could happen?”
Any normal person would hear those words and nope straight out of there. “What’s the worst that could happen” is a rhetorical question that attracts the very worst that is overlooked in the implication. Everyone knows that nothing ever turns out right when those words are uttered. Everyone except Kim Seokjin it seems. Guess he didn’t get that memo.
“You’re right.” Jin decided and Taehyung smiled in proud satisfaction as Jin opened the vial back up and poured the remainder of the thick, deep purple liquid into the pot.
The reaction was quicker that time. Only a few seconds pass between the initial rippling of silver to the splotches appearing on the surface. Once the surface settled, what remained was no longer a grotesque sludge grey. It wasn’t exactly the sparkling silver either. It was somewhere in the middle of the two. A pale, shimmering grey.
“That’s kind of pretty.” Taehyung cooed. “Is it finished?” Jin nodded and carefully transferred the mixture into two jars.
“You only need a couple of drops at a time, about a teaspoon,” Jin informed, securing the lids tightly.
“Okay.” Taehyung helped Jin clean up and put everything back in order so that Namjoon wouldn’t notice anyone had invaded his private workspace.
Only once everything was back in it’s place did the pair return to the two jars. Jin opened one jar and held a small spoon out to Taehyung. “Me?” He asked surprised. “I am not trying it first!”
“Yes, you are if you want some,” Jin spoke through his teeth as he smiled sweetly at his younger.
“Hyung!” Taehyung gasped accusingly.
“What?” Jin scoffed, his smile dropping. “You seriously expect me to try out a potion I found in a dusty old book from three centuries ago on myself?”
“Well, I’m not going to be your test subject.” Jin pouted. “No!”
“Great, how are we supposed to test it now?” The pair fell into thoughtful silence as they mulled over the possibilities, occasionally mumbling a suggestion out loud only for the other to shoot it down.
“Aren’t we all going to your house tonight for dinner?” Taehyung suddenly remembered, looking up at Jin with an idea in his eyes. Jin tilted his head slightly in curiosity but simply nodded. “Well, we could always slip it into someone’s drink…”
“Are you saying we roofie our friends?” Jin gasped dramatically.
“Like you haven’t done it before.” Taehyung sniggered.
“True.” Jin also giggled. “Who should be our target?”
“Everyone.” Taehyung’s eyes widened with an evil excitement that honestly kind of scare Jin.
“No, Taehyung, we cannot do it to everyone.”
“Why?” The boy whined, frowning in disappointment.
“Because if it goes wrong-”
“Then they’ll all have the same symptoms and we can pass it off as some kind of weird bug.” Jin fell silent as Taehyung’s fast suggestion. “We can just stick to water and they can all have some of that punch you made last time!”
“And why will we be drinking water, not alcohol?”
“Because you’re cooking and I can’t drink alcohol right now due to the show coming up.” Jin’s eyes sparkled with eager enthusiasm to put their plan into action realising that for once, they had a foolproof idea.
What could go wrong?
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Taehyung and Jin found themselves watching in fear as before their very eyes, Jungkook started to shrink in his chair.
“What is happening?!” He yelled frantically, looking at his hands that shrunk in front of him. His eyes snapped to Seokjin, about to start questioning him but he was shrinking at such a rapid rate that he couldn’t form the words.
“What did you do?!” Namjoon shrieked, looking at Jin with terrified eyes.
“Honey I shrunk the kids?” Jin offered lamely only to yelp in surprise when Namjoon started to shrink too. “No! Joonie!” He yelled desperately, grabbing hold of his boyfriend but of course, there was nothing he could do. Jin’s attention was glued to Namjoon but Taehyung’s eyes darted from person to person as slowly, five of his friends reverted to toddlers.
“I think you didn’t read the recipe properly,” Taehyung mumbled, watching wide-eyed as Hoseok started to bawl in his chair.
“Me?! You told me to add more dragon’s blood!” Jin defended looking at Taehyung, his eyes just as wide as Taehyung’s. “I shouldn’t have listened to you!”
“I need to poop.” The pair looked over at the small voice, landing on Jimin’s eyes staring at them across the table. “Jiminie needs helpies.” He pouted, making grabby hands across the table.
“Ohmygod, we turned our friends into babies,” Jin mumbled. At that moment, Namjoon fell of the chair while trying to reach Jin and burst into tears. “Oh shit!” He reached out and pulled Namjoon up onto his lap to cradle the little boy.
“Oooh, hyung said a bad worrrdddd!” Yoongi giggled, pointing at Jin.
“Is okay Hoseokie,” Jimin spoke, patting Hoseok on the head while the boy still cried his eyes but out for what reason, Jin and Taehyung certainly didn’t know.
“I want cake,” Jungkook announced.
“What? You haven’t eaten your dinner yet.” Jin responded automatically, not even realising until he had finished talking.
“But I don’t like yucky vegetables.” Jungkook made a face and pushed his plate away.
“I need to poop.” Jimin reminded, looking at Taehyung while still patting Hoseok’s head. “Taehyungie, Jiminie needs to poop.”
“Go then,” Taehyung responded, making a face. “I’m not taking you.”
“But I need help.” Jimin frowned.
“You’ve pooped on your own before, hyung.” All five little boys suddenly stopped what they were doing to giggle madly.
“You called Jiminie, hyung!” Namjoon snorted, wiping his nose with the back of his way oversized sleeve. Jin made a face of disgust at the action.
“That is your best shirt, Namjoon!” Jin scolded. Namjoon looked up at Jin with wide eyes that brimmed with tears at his elder’s loud tone. “Oh no, don’t cry, I’m sorry.” Jin panicked, holding the boy back to his chest.
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It was precisely 9:57 by the time all five little boys had fallen asleep wearing just a t-shirt each that reached their feet, not even underwear underneath. Taehyung and Jin finished tucking them into Jin and Namjoon’s king sized bed, glad Namjoon had insisted on getting such a big bed, before flopping down on the sofa together. They were practically dead on their feet. They never realised looking after toddlers was so tired. They suddenly had a great respect for parents, including their own.
“What are we going to do?” Taehyung whined.
“My boyfriend is a three-year-old,” Jin mumbled distantly. “The love of my life is three years old!” He squeaked, looking at Taehyung with wide eyes. “Ohmygod, I feel like such a creep. I’m going to get arrested!”
“Unless you do something to him now, I’m sure you’ll be fine.” Taehyung scoffed. “You don’t plan on treating him as your boyfriend anymore, do you, hyung?”  
“No, of course not.” Jin scoffed. “Don’t be absurd.”
“Well, stop saying stupid things.” They both groaned as they heard a whining coming from the bedroom.
“Not it.” They both spoke. Neither had the energy to argue let alone move so they stayed still and quickly, the noises stopped. They sighed in relief.
“Seriously though hyung, what are we going to do about this? Is there an antidote?”
“No.”
“Fuck.”
“Yeah.”
“So...what are we going to do?”
“No idea.” Silence fell upon them as they tried to think of a solution to their seemingly impossible situation. “Put them up for adoption?” Jin joked earning an unimpressed look. “I was joking...sort of.”
“I think...we’re going to have to raise them, hyung.”
“Don’t say that,” Jin whined. “I’m too pretty and young to be a father to five.”
“And I’m not?!” Another silence fell upon them.
“I guess, we’re going to have to do it.”
“Do what?”
“Get married and buy a house.”
“You’re being ridiculous.”
“I’m sorry that I don’t want our children to grow up in single-parent households getting passed between homes for the rest of their lives.” Jin huffed, crossing his arms over his chest as he sulked, turning his back to Taehyung for extra dramatics. “Why don’t you want the best for them, Taehyung?”
“I do.” Taehyung groaned and moved over to gently put a hand on Jin’s waist soothingly. “I just, I don’t love you like that.” Jin sniffled. “I’m sorry.”
“Why aren’t I good enough for you?” Taehyung sighed and hugged Jin.
“You’re just not up to my standards, hyung. I’m an international model, you’re just an Apprentice.” Jin gasped and jumped up, pushing Taehyung away.
“You can sleep on the couch tonight.”
“What? No. Hyung, let me share the bed.” Taehyung whined following Jin to the guest bedroom. Jin just closed the door in his face making Taehyung groan loudly in annoyance. “Fine! I’m going out! Have fun looking after them alone!” He hit the door with his palm before turning, only to find Namjoon and Jimin looking up at him with wide eyes, their little pudgey hands connected. “Oh, why aren’t you in bed?” Taehyung softened and crouched down to talk to the boys at their level.
“Jiminie wanted me to come with him,” Namjoon explained. He looked past Taehyung to the door. “Is Jin-hyung in bed?”
“Yeah, he just went in.”
“Did you have a fight?”
“No.” Taehyung smiled lightly. “Just a little disagreement.”
“Can I sleep with hyung tonight?” Namjoon looked up at Taehyung hopefully. While Taehyung hesitated for a response, the door opened and Namjoon beamed at the sight of Jin smiling down at him.
“Of course you can Joonie, come and give hyung big bedtime cuddles!” He encouraged so Namjoon ran forward with arms held up. Jin immediately picked him up and returned into the room, closing the door behind him.
“Hyung.” Jimin spoke softly as he tugged Taehyung’s t-shirt to gain his attention.
“Yes, Jiminie?” Taehyung smiled gently at the adorable little boy.
“I need to poop.” Taehyung’s face dropped.
“Again?” Jimin just nodded so Taehyung sighed and got up. “Okay, but we really need to look into this. No kid should poop this much.” Jimin took Taehyung’s outstretched hand and together they went to the bathroom where Taehyung had to hold Jimin on the seat so the child didn’t fall in.
Jin and Taehyung were in separate rooms looking after different children but they both had the exact same thought.
How the fuck am I going to look after these kids?
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Honestly, I don’t even remember what prompted me to write this but something did and now here we are just over 2 hours later. I’m as confused as youa ll about this whole thing but hey, congrats for sitting through it haha
Honestly(y am I so honest tonite tho), this was actually a pretty cool idea and I’ve never seen anything like it and I was thinking of making a lil series after this part called “Babysitting Bangtan” to show Tae and Jin raising the little kiddos but this one part took me longer than I intended so I’m not gonna pointlessly write more for my own entertainment lol
~Chee
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serenashinart · 2 years
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Mad Scientist Namjoon ☣
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bangwoolofbangtan · 3 years
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Season's greetings 2022 (RM)
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10.31.2021
[PHOTOS]
2022 Seasons Greetings Preview Cuts #1
Source: bts_bighit
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armymoonwalker · 3 years
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Sir, I am ready to take your Love Shot.
Kim Namjoon - Mad Scientist (BTS Season’s Greetings 2022)
-·- 📱: CapCut 🎶: Love Shot - EXO
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The Preview of BTS 2022 Season's Greetings Spot (Star Turned Villain) is 🔥.
We got
Rm the Mad Scientist
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Jin the Shadow Hacker
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Suga the Gray Pianist
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J-hope the Mystic Strategist
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Jimin the Alley Cat
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V the Fate Reader
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Jungkook the Action-Taker
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BTS the Best Muse of all the writers be it yandere or romance writer..
NOW!! PLEASE SOMEONE USE THIS AS AN INSPIRATION!! I AM BEGGING YOU🥺..
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hi, genuinely curious, why do you think you know so much about bts’s personal lives? like just shipping real people in general that you don’t now personally, bc i saw some of ur posts(not just u, a LOT of others seem to think the same) and i’m confused like how do you know all that from a video/photo?
Ask 2:  hi i think i might have sounded rude in my last anon and im so so sorry if i did, i don’t mean to sound mean but english isn’t my first language and i don’t now how else to write it.
What i mean is i just can’t see it, but so many ppl including you seem convinced jimin and jungkook are a couple? i now there’s probably something i’m missing that’s obvious to everyone else bc to me they just seem like really good and close friends, so like what is it that you think makes it obvious?? (again i’m just genuinely curious abt this pls don’t take it the wrong way 💜)
I’m not clairvoyant and don’t claim to know what goes on behind closed doors.  I have said time and time again that we have no way of knowing what goes on when the cameras are off or when they are in private, unless they tell us.
I do speculate sometimes and make assumptions based on the content I’ve seen, but always original content, and not edited clips.  
I have also made it clear every single time that these are my opinions and conclusions, take them or leave them.
There is a ton of BTS content out there to go through, which includes, just as an example (because there is so much more):  Run BTS episodes, interviews (video, written and radio), member Tweets, memories, Bon Voyage, packages (summer, winter), Bangtan bombs, fan meets, Musters, concerts etc.
You need to watch original content, because, and it saddens me to say this, there is some Jikook YT content that is distorted, edited, slow motioned to fit the story, and not all of it is ‘real’ in the sense, that if you see the original content, see the true moment within it’s context and in real speed, well, it isn’t a ‘real’ moment.  I have called out some of those moments in the past.
But there are things you can’t fake.  
There a several moments that solidified for me the special connection between JK & JM.  
Watch original content over the years and you will see there is something special between those two, a special and strong connection.  JK clearly finds JM as someone he can confide in and someone that can calm him or console him in times of need.  He has said it in interviews and we have seen him do so in the content out there.
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JM is JK’s anchor.  His safe place.
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JK is JM’s happy place.  When JM is down JK is the one who knows how to cheer him up.  Even Jin had mentioned it once in an interview.
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JK is JM’s protector in sorts.  We’ve seen them at the airports, we’ve seen him carry JM after concerts.
They are super close.  We know they constantly choose to travel together in the same car (when every member has their own car and they are the only ones together)...  They choose spend ‘off time’ together - bowling, going to watch a movie, ice skating with each other.  JK himself told us in BV4 that the only members he sae during their time off were JM & Hobi.  They are just super close.
So what made me make the one step further and conclude they are romantically involved?
There are several things that pushed me over the edge.  Some of them are:
First, the content, again.  There is content out there that is way beyond “we are very close platonic friends”.  Things they say or do in front of the camera that give you so much “we are a couple” vibe. 
There is content that makes you feel like you are intruding on a very intimate private moment: 
MAMA 2018 is one of them.  I can’t say one, because there are so many moments there that are “WOW, what’s going on here?”
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Rose Bowl is also such a moment that is as clear as day, with no acceptable logical explanation other than: “there is something more between those two”.  
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Those are only 2 examples, but there are many more such moments, where the intimacy level is way more than even the best platonic friendship out there.
You don’t need to be a rocket scientist to put 1 & 1 together here.  These moments are loud and clear.
There are the more subtle moments too, those that add up on you, those that if you will look at each of them by themselves you would say: “yeah, nothing here”, but when you put them together, another one and another one and another one, well the conclusion is pretty much clear.
It’s JM’s Tweets, their matching clothing over the years, their choice to spend time together, their private trip, GCFT, JK’s choice to put JM front and center in all his other GCF’s, the way they look at each other, the way they talk about each other, the two very famous lives from 2016 (Tae’s & Hobi’s), their own lives (OMG), things JM tells us (like waking up and seeing JK is what makes him happy these days), “you are me I am you”,  the way they touch, especially during the first few years (2016-2018), those hesitant light touches & brushes (if skinship is not an issue here, why do they hesitate so much to touch each other??? when they have no problem doing so with the others, all when we do know just how close they are), the way they talk to each other, they way JK lets JM get away with shit, while he doesn’t the other members, the way JK drops honorifics with JM +++++ so much more.
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There another couple of independent points that helped to push me over the edge too.  
The first is the other members reactions when JK & JM go on with their shenanigans.  RM, Hobi, Jin, Suga & Tae all react differently, each and every one of them has a tell.  Suga and Tae go blank many times.  Jin lowers his head.  Hobi either had a worried look on his face or a big fat smile, and RM, well he’s the most obvious out of the lot.  It’s facial expressions, uneasy movement, fisting his thighs, looking to Hobi or Suga with pleading eyes, running to the two thinking he might have to defuse a moment, separating the two when he feels it’s needed.  It’s all that and then some.  Now if there is nothing ‘more’ going on between those two, why is all of that even necessary???  Those two’s interactions on camera just make the rest of the group nervous, especially RM.  Ask yourself the question: why??  
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Another thing I keep asking myself is, if these two are clearly super close, why is there a constant need to downplay their closeness?  This is something that is done by BTS and BH as well as the fandom.  And I find it hard to understand, again, if there is nothing extra going on between them, why downplay them.  You may disagree with me on this, but to me it seems they are way closer than JM & Tae, but they are called ‘soulmates’ while JK & JM are ‘nothing’? It’s like they are there, and it’s clear as day just how close they are, but it’s not a subject they are allowed to talk about.  And the way the fandom is as much as ignoring it also raises so many questions for me.  If this is an innocent platonic close friendship, why ignore it?  How come the fandom isn’t celebrating it? 
Thing is, that not only does the fandom ignore their connection, they are being hated for it.  The level of anti and hatred  out there towards them is unbelievable.  And yet again, that raises the question of why?  If nothing is going on there why such anti towards those two, together, in particular?
At the end of the day, I guess life experience is probably what helps me out here.  I have been around for a while, experienced love and heartbreak, and also a long term relationship. I know the signs, you could say.  It helps being able to assess a situation and read into it.  
It’s ok to question yourself.  I do so constantly.  I watch and re-watch content.  I read interviews, I question my logic, my conclusions.  I, just like any normal person, do have self doubt at times.  Believe me, I would not have written what I have before checking and re-checking myself.  And still, these are my conclusions.  I believe that JK & JM are not only super close, but also romantically involved.  There you have it.
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