#bnha incorect quotes

[incorrect-natshig]

Spinner: Apparently we’re getting someone new on the team.

Himiko: Are we stealing them?

Dabi: New or used?

Spinner: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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[ofa-on-crack]

It's been awhile fellow people.

#ofa #ofa vestiges #one for all #second user #daigoro banjo #bhna en #afo #all might #incorrect quotes #mha spoilers #mha yoichi #mha #incorect bhna quotes #incorrect qoute bnha #katsuki bakugou #bnha #bnha spoilers #yoichi shigaraki #yagi toshinori #bakudeku #second ofa user #toga himiko #2nd ofa user #third ofa user #finding out about the second users name is great #but what about the thirds? #en #sixth ofa user #bnha en #En getting tortured by banjo for the millionth time

[eraserheads-slut]

Y/N: I know you think my judgment is clouded because I like Aizawa a little bit

Shigaraki: You doodled your wedding invitation

Y/N: That’s our joint tombstone

Shigaraki: My mistake.

#my hero academia #incorect bnha quotes #incorrect mha quotes #boku no hero acedamia #my hero academia x reader #boku no hero academia x reader #mha aizawa #shoto aizawa #bnha aizawa #aizawa x reader #tomura shiragaki #tomura shigiraki x reader

[dogwaterdish]

All Might: Where’s Midoriya?

Bakugou: Around.

All Might: Around?

All Might: You don’t have any idea, do you?

Midoriya, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

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[angstydisaster02]

Todoroki : Bakugo who are you looking at ?

Bakugo : *eyes on Izuku talking with Ochako* the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

Todoroki : i know you’re close with me but I’m obligated to support your gay panic ?…you should probably talk to him

Bakugo : shut the fuck up IcyHot

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Hours later

Izuku : Todoroki-kun do you think I have a chance with Kacchan ?

Todoroki : …I’m tired of gay people

Kirishima : welcome in the club dude

#mha #bnha #bnha bkdk #izuku #izuku midoriya #bakugo #bakugo katsuki #bakudeku #bkdk #my hero acedamia #bakugo x midoriya #katsudeku #comfort ship #dekubaku #incorect quote #incorrect bkdk #idiots in love #someone save them #kirishima eijirou #todoroki shouto #Todoroki and Bakugo are besties #todobaku friendhsip #todobaku

[iam-potato-cherry]

Chicken nuggets (MHA incorrect quote) Hawks: WHO ATE MY CHICKKKEEEEENN NUGGEEEETTTSSS?!?!

(keep in mind that Yuu is a substitute for y/n or you)

Dabi: I didn't! I prefer the souls of the innocent.

Shigaraki: Yeah same.

Hawks: Well then who ate them?!

*cue dramatic music as they all turn to Yuu*

Yuu: Hmm? What?

Hawks: Did you eat my chicken nuggets?!

Yuu: Yup.

Hawks: HAHA! I KNE- wait.. Did you just admit to eating them without hesitation?

Yuu: Yup.

Hawks: Yuu.. oh I hate you..

Yuu: we all know you don't.

Hawks: SHUT UPPPPPPPP!!

*cue dramatic crying from Hawks*

#mha #bnha #incorect quote #funny #hawks #dabi #shigaraki

[walkingencyclopediaofweirdmayo]

Dabi:

Dear Diary

Mood: Apathetic

My life is spiraling downward

I couldn't get enough money to go to the "Blood Red Romance" and "Suffocate Me Dry" concert

It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs

Like "Stab my heart because I love you"

And "Rip apart my soul"

And of course "Stabby rip stab stab"

And it doesn't help

That I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either

Like that guy from that band can do

Some days

You know...

#i sent this to my girlfriend and she was like 'OMG ITS HIM!' #incorect quote #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #mha #bnha #dabi #touya todoroki #todoroki touya #mha dabi #bnha dabi #Mayo Academia

[myh3adis1nthecl0udz]

Drabble #1

Momo: :[

Jirou: what's wrong?

Momo: I don't have a mentor :((

Jirou: oh.. Well what if I find you one?

Momo: you'd do that?

Jirou: ofc babe!

Momo, at the front of fatgums agency by jirou and 98% of her classmates suggestions. [due to her quirk]:

#momojirou #bnha headcannons #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #momo yaoyozoru #jirou kyouka #fatgum #mentor/mentee #mha drabbles #incorect quote #mha incorrect quotes #idk what this is but I'm living for it #i'm writing a fic #its on ao3 #Be on the lookout #Cuz its coming #Idk how to tag #Uuuhh #girls who like girls #wlw #bisexual #shipwrecked comedy #cute ship #I'm #Gay #i'm obsessed #I made this instead of sleeping.. #Its 1:38 AM #*sobs on floor*

[campbells-content]

*in the dorm at the middle of the night*

Denki: *tries to stack his phone snacks and drink all in his hand so he doesn't need to take another trip*

Sero, standing and watching Denki hold his phone with his pinky: "Just put it in your pocket."

Denki, tiredly looking up at Sero then back down to his hands: *Starts to put his snack in his pocket*

Sero, grabbing his arm: "Not the croissant!"

Denki, still trying to put it in his pocket:

Sero, pulling the croissant out: "You actually-, get that out."

Denki taking the croissant from Sero and taking a bite: "om"

Sero, stoping Denki from putting it in his pocket again: "Stop.- just"

Sero: *struggles to put Denki's phone in Denki's pocket and fails* "shit"

Denki, taking another bite of croissant: "but the croissant slides in so much easier..?"

Sero, still failing to fit the phone in the pocket: "No!? Thats not the point"

Sero: *finally gets the phone in*

Denki: *quickly puts the croissant in his pocket too*

Sero: "aaaaaaaa- jus- jus go away."

#my hero acedamia #mha #mha incorrect quotes #denki bnha #denki kaminari #mha denki #bnha denki #denki headcanons #mha sero #bnha sero #bnha #bnha incorrect quotes #boku no hero academia #boku no academia #incorect quote #source: tik tok #its late #i'll probably spell check later

[zer0n0tf0und]

Dabi: I wanna be Taken out Toga: Like in a Dating way or Murdering way? Dabi: Eithers Fine, Surprise Me

#BNHA #Dabi #Togo #LOV #Anime #incorect quote

[cjs-51703]

Nemuri: How many kids do you have?

Aizawa: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

#anime #incorrect quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #incorect bnha #kayama nemuri #lady midnight #shouta aizawa #eraserhead #dad aizawa supremacy

[incorrect-natshig]

Shigaraki: Now, everyone, I have a plan.

Dabi: Of course you do.

Shigaraki: And you're all involved in it.

Himiko: Hm, what's in it for us?

Shigaraki: A night of villainy, mayhem, and possible death.

Spinner: Check, check, not quite sure about the "death" though...

Shigaraki: It won't be you.

The rest of the League: We'll get our stuff.

#bnha #lov #league of villains #shigaraki tomura #tomura shigaraki #dabi #himiko toga #toga himiko #spinner #shuichi iguchi #incorrect bnha #bnha incorect quotes #source: cruella #queue

[ifvillainwhysexi]

Incorrect Quotes 3

Nine: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Overhaul: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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Overhaul: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Nine: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Overhaul, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is

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Overhaul: Know why I called you in here? Nine: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. Overhaul: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

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Nine: Two brooooos! Overhaul: Chillin' in a hot tub! Nine: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Overhaul: Nine: Overhaul: *tearing up* Nine: Babe, c'mon... Overhaul: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Nine: Babe...

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Overhaul, sweating: Nine, there’s something I need to ask you- Nine: Finally! You’re proposing! Overhaul: How’d you know? Nine: Overhaul, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Nine: I even picked it up once.

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Overhaul: Where are my fucking keys? Nine: Overhaul, Eri is around, can you say it a little nicer? Overhaul: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

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*playing twister*

Chronostasis: Right hand red. Nine: *ends up on top of Overhaul* Overhaul: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Chronostasis: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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*Overhaul teaching Eri to drive and taking Nine along for the ride* Overhaul: That's a pothole. To the left! Eri: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Nine, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Eri: I don't think that's how the song goes. Overhaul, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Eri: Country Roads. Nine: To the place. Eri and Nine in unison: I Belong! Overhaul, crying harder: What the fuck?

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Nine: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :) Eri: I forgot I was doing a test. Nine: Eri. Eri: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny.... Overhaul: Eri.

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Chronostasis: Yesterday, I overheard Overhaul saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Nine replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Nine: I hate you sometimes. Overhaul: Well according to this picture Chronostasis drew of us holding hands that's not true. Nine: Overhaul, you drew that. Overhaul: It doesn't matter.

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Eri: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Overhaul, used to Eri being dumb: Sure... Eri: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Overhaul: Okay? Eri: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Overhaul: Eri: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio- Overhaul: Jesus, that one is a little- Nine, interested: No, no, Eri, keep going.

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Chronostasis: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it? Nine: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?” Overhaul, scoffing: Oh, please. Nine, to Overhaul: Hey, how you doin’? Overhaul: Overhaul: *giggles and blushes*

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Nine: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Overhaul: Are you a software update? because not right now.

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Life's a bitch. I'm back y'all, and I am gonna write smut someday✨

#nine and overhaul are beautiful men #overhaul mha #overhaul bnha #overhaul #nine mha #nine bnha #mha #chronostasis bnha #incorrect shie hassaikai #incorect quote #my hero headcanons #boku no hero academia

[eraserheads-slut]

Kaminari: you know, I’m jealous of you

Shinso: huh? Why?

Kaminari: your partner is way hotter than mine *walks away with a smug smile*

Shinso: wait but

Shinso: but wE’RE DATING

Shinso: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

#my hero academia #incorect bnha quotes #incorrect mha quotes #denki kaminari #hitoshi shinsou #shinkami #buko no hero academia #kaminari denki #shinso hitoshi #shinso x kaminari

[lokalna-pekara-bnha-izjava]

Bakugou: Everybody is saying that Disneyland is the happiest place on earth

Bakugou, smiling: Apparently none of them had been in Uraraka's arms

Kirishima: Of course we've never been in Uraraka's arms she's terrifying

Kaminari: One time I brushed up against her and she pulled out a dagger

#lokalna pekara bnha izjava #feral ochako #we stan #incorrect bnha quotes #my hero incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha #bakugou katsuki #mha bakugou #mha kirishima #katsuki x uraraka #mha kaminari #kacchaco incorect quotes #incorrect kacchako #kacchaco #kacchako #kacchako incorrect quotes

[connor-likes-dogs]

Shigaraki: Without ugly in this world there would be nothing beautiful.

Dabi: Thank you for your sacrifice.

#incorrect bnha quotes #my hero academia #anime #dabi mha #dabi my hero academia #shigaraki tomura #shimura tenko #incorect quote #my hero academia shigaraki #dabi x shigaraki