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sk8erbi · 1 year
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Okay, honestly? Between the philosophical answer, the joke answer, and the answer about sexuality referring to gender, you guys actually do have a way of making a guy feel better about being a non-traditional and MAYBE sometimes a not-guy
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channelinglament · 1 year
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Hello! If you are still open to requests, could you self aware dorm leaders reacting to seeing player holding a baby? (The baby would belong to a friend or sibling and player is just snuggling them for a bit). Up to you if the dorm leaders know that the baby does not belong to player or not. Love your writing!!
💗
It took me so long 💀
Also tysm for requesting this! It was fun to write hehe
Riddle Rosehearts
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- *chokes on tea*
- Oh look, you're holding a baby.
- WHOSE BABY????
- Somehow has the "no thoughts, head empty" face despite having A LOT of thoughts.
- He looks normal on the screen, so you won't notice anything btw
- Would wait until he finds out whose baby is that. Once finds out he is calm again.
- Would wonder why are you looking after them, but overall is pretty chill
- Might even blush a bit, imagining how you two in the future could maybe have a family (adopted or birth doesn't matter)
- But until he sees that someone takes away the baby, would fr think it's yours.
- Might even sneak in one or two lines/facts about babies. Basically that he is a great babysitter and etc.
- Would be a bit angry at the parents. You had hard time playing twst because of their baby! Even if you care about this baby, Riddle would still be kinda upset about the fact that your "together" time was interrupted. And all because of some "bad" parents (his words not mine)
"It is their child, why would they make THE OVERSEER look after the said child? Unacceptable, they're bad parents 🙄"
Leona Kingscgolar
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- 🧍‍♂️
- Our boy has bluescreened
- Who is this baby? Whose this baby? Why are you with this child?
- As we all know, Leona doesn't like kids (Cheka is the proof)
- I don't think he would think it's yours? I mean, I'm pretty sure you two won't visually look like each other, so Leona would be able to tell that it's not yours
- Tbh would be annoyed that your time was interrupted by the kid
- Might even growl a bit more than usual.
- Would be relieved when parents of said child would take it away. Finally some peace for both of you
-..why does he look grumpier than usual? Uhh, his sprite is normal, as alwayssssss.... It's probably just your eyes ehe 🤷🙇
"Hm? Oh the kid left. Finally some peace and quiet. Now we are finally alone, and I can watch you without anyone interrupting us"
Azul Ashengrotto
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- 🧍‍♂️ 2.0
- He is flabbergasted okay?
- Another one who bluescreened.
- After getting out of shock, would wonder whose child is that, until seeing its features.
- Would consider the possibility of it being your adopted child. Doesn't mind taking it under his wing, or should I say tentacle?
- I mean, he has a step father, who took HIM under his "wing", so Azul won't mind that.
- Would blush at the thought of you two starting/being a family.
- Aww, you and the kid are so cute. You're very good at taking care of kids. You're definitely the best.
- After finding out it isn't your child, for some reason feels kinda sad????? He doesn't even know why, just strangely sad????
- Wouldn't mind making one or adopting a kid.
- His sprite seems...happier than usual? He smiles a bit more brightly at the idea of your two's future dw. If you don't have keen eyes/aren't observant, you won't even notice anything!
" Oh darling, our perfect future awaits us soon! I just need to make sure that once you're here, with us, I get to you first. Please don't be mad at me, I'm doing it for the better"
Kalim Al-Asim
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- AWWWWWWW
- So cute!
- is it yours? Is it a boy or a girl???
- Another one who would think of your future family.
- This guy over here has TONS of siblings, and he loves them all
- So it's safe to assume that he knows how to play with kids (and maybe even how to take care of them!...maybe) (Kids are pobably on Jamil, Najma or other servants of Asim household).
- Overjoyed tbh
- Thinks the kid looks very cute.
- Ngl was also a bit angry like: Who did you make this child with-? And then he is like: Oh wait you could've adopted them
- However, idea of it being someone else's child never crosses his mind.
- Not until he sees it is being taken away and you talking with it's parents
- His sprite looks completely normal...but Jamil's on the other hand...why does his sprite has a shadow over his eyes..he isn't planning something isn't he?
" Let's create our own family! Huh? Why are you scared? I won't hurt you!....much unless you stop resisting me "
Vil Schoenheit
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- Would be shocked a bit.
- Not because you're holding a baby, but because THIS BABY IS MESSING WITH YOUR APPEARANCE *clenches teeth*
- He doesn't care whose baby is that, but this baby is just very messy.
- I mean, if it's yours...it will be alright to make your.. lover? Husband?! Or...no let's not think about it.. fall asleep
- Magic is useful after all
- After finding out that this baby isn't your he is gonna clench his teeth even more/further.
- How dare this people make this child mess with your appearance?
- His sprite looks angry
" This potatoes...rotten potatoes don't know where their place is huh.. Well, it's nothing I can't do. But I will get them later, for now, I will give you a few lines about the importance of your appearance. "
Idia Shroud
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- 💀🤷👀🧍‍♂️
- ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
- *I sleep*
- Doesn't know how to react
- Bluescreens for a second and then...
- *hair turns red*
- WHOSE CHILD IS THIS????
- How dare someone make you look after some child when you could've played with him?? Or if it's your child then who made a kid with you?!!!??
- Is angry. Very
- He is gonna act as if they killed his minecraft cat.
- You're gonna be shocked to see his usually sprite turn red. Heh
- Will turn normal again soon, but would have his angry face on him still.
- Will not turn back to his neutral expression until the family of this child will leave.
" How dare this pests take away our time like this. Ah.. their child is so annoying, The overseer almost dropped their phone because of them ⸨◺_◿⸩ "
Malleus Draconia
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- Huh
- The overseer has a child?
- THE OVERSEER HAS A CHILD?
- Chaos endures.
- The whole Diasomnia dorm is on fire, has tsunami and a storm inside.
- All faes are not sure what to do with this information.
- After looking at the child further, got that it wasn't yours.
- Diasomnia is finally calm
-..more like calm before storm
- AH THE OVERSEER IS SUCH A GOOD PERSON! THEY ARE LOOKING OVER RANDOM KIDS!
- You've gained even more affection from the whole Briar Valley/Valley of Thorns now.
- They worshipped and loved you a lot?
- Well, now even more.
- When the child is taken away, they are a bit sad. Fae steal children you know?
- But seeing your calm face they were fine.
- Another one who would think of starting a family with you. I mean, he wants to marry you, and would need a heir..
- And now everyone is sure you would be a great parent. They knew you were perfect, but seeing you being perfect/your perfection in action just pushes their obsession and worship even further
- His sprite looks unusually happy... he literally glows with happiness- wait isn't Azul is the only bioluminescent one?
" Ah, our happily ever after will start soon. I just need to get you here. You are so nice for looking after that child. I knew you were perfect and will be a great parent, but now I am even more sure *chuckles* "
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symp4nat · 5 months
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"Even Aphrodite envies you."
clarisse la rue x fem!reader
authors note: post 10 pm cry write guys i need to pee, this is a vent fic. also, headcanon that you call clarisse "risse" pronouned Reese bc awwwwwww
summary - you talk about ur body negatively
warnings - talk about body image, over excercizing, not eating/skipping meals, descriptions of body, flashbacks, itty bitty mentions of praying to not greek gods
Thud.
I wasn't enough.
Thwap.
"You need to work out, you're getting too big, and you're only 14," my mother said. I gulped and sat down. "Can we just... pray," I asked. "You need to fix it, usually, girls your age are body conscious.... haven't you seen [friend's name]? That was such a transformation," my dad said.
Thump.
"She lost so much weight, Y/N/N, why don't you do the same? Most people will do things when they see their friends are doing it," my mother said.
Thomp. My mother put her hand on my shoulder-
I went to punch the person who put their hand on me. They caught my hand and I sighed as I saw it was my girlfriend. Clarisse grabbed both of my hands and rubbed my knuckles. "How about we take a break, hm?"
I shook my head. I had to do this.
"Please, no more boxing for the day, you've been overworking yourself," she continued. "Risse, I'm fine.. I've got this," I reassured her.
"Just please, you've been boxing for at least two hours, maybe take a break, okay," she squeezed my hands and walked off. I sighed and went to the archery range.
I grabbed a fairly sized bow and then a set of arrows. I began to shoot around, not necessarily being good at it.
Thwip.
"Y/n, why'd you get new clothes, your old ones were cute," my friends exclaimed. I shrugged. "No need for old clothes..."
Thwap.
"Why don't we all go for a run, some of us need it," my friends said. I looked down and said, "We aren't all wearing tennis shoes."
Shhhk!
They never necessarily spoke much about my own weight, but they all weighed less than me and called themselves fat. They all were skinny or at least average.
"Y/n/n? Please, go rest, I bet you're tired," Clarisse sighed as she noticed me at the archery range. "I'm fine," I defended. "Go get some lunch, or I'll get some for you," she said. I shook my head. "I got it. Thanks, babe," I said.
-
"C'mon, angel, wanna sit on my lap, maybe take a nap," Clarisse asked. I laughed and shook my head, "You rhymed. And, no, it's... alright.."
Clarisse's eyes became sympathetic. "Baby, is it because this," she asked as you placed her hands on what she called my "love handles" and my hip dips. I looked down and shrugged.
"Baby, that isn't a big deal, you're truly beautiful... do- do you not believe me," Clarisse asked. She pulled me onto her lap and I looked down at my hands. "Hey, eyes on me," she said.
My eyes darted back up to hers and she said, "Would you like to know something really cool?" I nodded and she continued, "I think.. no- I know... That even Aphrodite would be jealous of your beauty."
My eyes began to fill with tears as I buried my head into her neck. "I love you, I don't deserve you," I said as tears stained her shirt. "I love you most, and yes you do, okay? You absolutely do, pretty girl," she said gently to me as her hands relaxed on my hips.
She leaned back on the bed and pulled me back so I could lay on top of her. "I doubt you wanna talk about it later... but how about we nap for now? And just... please... never... over exercise or over work yourself, angel," I nodded as she spoke and closed my eyes. There wasn't anything I could have done to have just to have someone as caring and supporting her.
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judasgot-it · 9 months
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Hellooooooo! I would like to request, how do you think hunting dogs would be when they play Minecraft with their s/o🤭
I have so many asks in my inbox so I'm now getting to them. Also, minecraft time babyyyyyyyyyyy
Headcanons: playing minecraft with the hunting dogs
Jouno
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He can't really play along with you since it's point-and-click, so sometimes he'll partake in listening in on your Minecraft sessions that you play with everyone else
He gives unnecessary advice and will insist on killing any mob you spot. Even the sheep :(
Jouno also named all of your dogs. He was heartbroken when Teruko killed one on accident and demanded retribution
You give him a play-by-play of the shenanigans that go on in the community server. He tries to get you to kill Tecchou and if you're playing during work hours he'll mess with Tecchou or Tachihara occasionally.
You built a house for the two of you in game. There's a homemade torture chamber inside just so he can enjoy the sounds of pistons and villagers being pushed into lava.
It's constantly being repaired due to Teruko's griefing
For the most part he does his own thing and adds commentary. Does cuddle with you when it's a more chill game.
Tecchou
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You are the classic "builder vs. Miner" couple
He collects flowers for the two of you and gets distracted a lot
Insists on building iron golems for villages and fighting pillagers
You will get distracted EASILY with this guy
He won't play easy mode with him he has to do it hard mode. He needs the challenge
Tames every dog he sees and is sad when he loses one
Treats them like they're your kids
Your house is overrun with them. Stop him please.
They're all named after foods.
His builds aren't aesthetic, definitely a dirt hut kind of man. He'll mine diamonds for you though
If you're a miner then good luck
You'll have a beautiful dirt hut. Or a pretty cave ♡
Probably beat the game in like 3 minutes and is now just fucking around
Has no idea how potions and enchantment work tho. You need to build that shit for him, since he probably has more levels than you and can enchant all your stuff.
Dude is just gonna use some random iron sword he found in a villager's chest anyway. He cares about providing for you more than himself.
Rip to whoever he robs. Probably local villages. He lives like he's homeless. Probably is.
Most likely he would just live in an old desert temple or village if it weren't for you
Also insists on riding a horse everywhere. Doesn't matter if there's a faster method. He wants to be a cowboy ○]:)
Loves the Minecraft farmer life
The one building he does have is a stable. His horses deserve the best life. He doesn't even have a bed most of the time.
Will gift you all of his goods tho. Anything you want? He'll get it. Only the best. Man will go to the ends of the blocked earth to get you a mushroom cow if you want. He's that guy.
Tachihara
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Redstone god
Literally will automate the whole game
Find him a dungeon and BAM automated
Don't try and test him, he's just good
But he's hopeless in the beginning, he runs away screaming and crying from creepers
Protect him
After you beat the game and go to the ender he is PROVIDING
THIS MAN KNOWS HIS SHIT
Literally, don't let him go mining he will die 30 different ways
If you do at least protect him. Seriously.
He will most likely die from a creeper. they are his mortal enemy. Creepers? Awwwwwww man.
But do let him build. He's just a natural genius
Probably builds like the notre dame in a day
you guys have the cutest house. builds you whatever you want, wherever you want.
Puts your beds next to each other and is like :3
Cries over creepers tho. They destroy his builds all the time. He loves his Minecraft cats and names them after his friends ♡
Has a dog named after you. He's sentimental like that
He built half of the buildings everyone uses. Is at war with everyone else since they keep letting mobs destroy them
HE DOES NOT SLEEP IN THE GAME
And then has the audacity to cry about phantoms attacking him even when he has OP armor.
When he's building you need to be there other wise he'll 100% die from fall damage probs. He just always does.
Getting materials with him is great, you find the best spots for your Minecraft dates
Teruko
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She's the worst
Literally has nothing
She will just keep getting flint and steel and burning shit
or finding TNT and blowing up random shit
With nothing she will keep fighting whatever she can
Lives off of raw meat and villager farms
Please keep her alive
If it's a community server she is a serial griefer
Seriously someone stop her
She relies on everyone's leftover stuff from their mining trips
Will follow you when you go down and demand a 50/50 split
Does protect you from mobs tho
Best person to take to the nether for some reason. She's just immune to fall damage and lava.
Will always luck out and find exactly what you're looking for.
She will never destroy Tachiharas Redstone farms. But will destroy his house. They are at war rn
She declared war on everyone and took over several villages. She's trying to establish a tax system
Fukuchi
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Played for like 3 days
Has a house that's abandoned
Teruko lives there sometimes
Tachihara put up a poster of two guys kissing right by his house and no one has taken it down
Fukuchi doesn't even know the chaos his Minecraft home causes on the daily
There's now a giant dick-building contest right next to it and no one wants to admit a loss.
It builds morale
everyone plays when he's gone on some special meeting. It's unspoken.
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grigori77 · 8 days
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Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 95
Ia must admit, I am enjoying Marisha taking up the slack from Sam for the plugs. Oh, a perfume ad spood? Coool ... and it's ASHLEY?!!! Sweet. I mean she does have the SEXY VOICE in the bunch, so ... wow ... really going all out there, ain'tcha Ash? XD
Why is Matt turning into the announcer from The Running Man? That's ... something ...
Saucy? Yes indeed ... LOL
Laura: "Speaking of Bells Hells ... we weren't ..." XD
Yeah ... Aeor ... this is gonna be ... INTERESTING ...
I know! Fucking ASTRID!!! Total shocker! And also we got our boy, too ...
Why is Astrid suddenly FRENCH, Matthew?
A FUGITIVE? How so? I thought Essek was doing alright these days ... Occultus Thalamus? Huh?
"Beautiful purple man"? Dorian knows what's up, definitely ...
His "PARTNER"? Oh Essek ... O.O I mean that's ADORABLE ...way to go, Caleb ... :3
Oh, so there was like a proper OFFICIAL Armistice? That's pretty cool ... I mean I'm not THAT good at keeping track, but still ...
Upgrade? Hmmm ... ah, now then, Astrid, careful there ... you don't wanna mess with THIS piece of business right now ...
Group Persuasion check? Interesting ... Taliesin rolls a 2, but Ashton's "tempted to just threaten physically" ... XD
Good point ... what DID happen in Zadash?
Awww ... KITTY!!! :3
A terrible flaming bird? You mean like a phoenix?
The Genesis Ward?
"Farts are funny" ... okay ... Astrid: "I will treasure it always." Yeah ...
Prudence? Awwwwwww ...
The Gale & the Raven is a bit trite? Hmmm ...
Oh here we go ... yeah, Tusk Love, no surprise there ...
Dorian: "Oh, there's a book that's called Just the Tip right here!" XD
A "picture porn"? FEARNE CALLOWAY!!! O.O
An Exandrian Kama Sutra? Fascinating ... yeah, OF COURSE she takes it ... LOL A Nat20? Yeah, no surprise there ...
So ... she thinks they're like ... A POLYCULE? Intriguing ... in a hilariously saucy way ... whoa, HOW MUCH?!!!
Yeah ... I wonder if Essek's having flashbacks right now ...
Yussa? Really?
Supples? Okay ... OH!!! YES!!! Is Pumat still in town? Go there! GO THERE!!!
The Pentamarket! Cool!
Taliesin wants a shopping episode ... and honestly that sounds like fun ... yes ...
Ashton wants a new jacket? Yes. Definitely. Oh, new wardrobe for EVERYBODY? Double yes. Good idea.
Marisha: "What? I WANT THAT!" XD
The Emerald Curtain ... sounds like it could work ...
Ah, the new clothing smell ...
"Musicians"? Really? Oh ... memorialise FCG? Yes ... cloaks? Definitely ... oh, yes, checking through the stock sounds good ... yes, do that.
"Keith"? Hmmm ... oh yes, they are high-maintenance clients indeed ...
Artsy-fartsy? Yeah ... a slender half-giant? WOOD CARVING?!!! Oh wow ... Chetney is DEFINITELY interested ...
Damid? Oh, I like this guy already. "An audience? It's been a bit." XD Yeah, I love this guy.
Just the dye ... yeah, Laudna's very hands-on ...
"HOT BOI" ... Marisha's fan is sending me ... XD
Matching corsets? Go Imodna! :3
Fur-lined leather coveralls for Chetney ... YEAH. Definitely. Oh ... leather BRIEFS?!!! Hmmm ... so he's expecting to full-on HULK IT, apparently ...
235 gold pieces overall ... Laura INSTANTLY reacts, much as expected ... "I'm just Imogen here, I don't know what things cost."
Yeah, they don't HAVE TO roleplay all of it ... LOL
Magic shop? Oh please ... PLEASE ...
FOOD!!! Yes, FOOD!!! God idea ...
Oooh, noodles, yay! Now I'm getting hungry ...
The Invulnerable Vagrant ... OH YEAH ... here we go ...
O.O This is gonna be so much fun ...
PUMAT SOL!!! PUMAT SOL!!! PUMAT SOL!!!
Oh I have missed that voice ... Matt just slips RIGHT BACK INTO IT like he never went away ... Robbie's reaction to gettting to see this first hand is PRICELESS ... I love it ...
Yeah, the clones ... Fearne: "What is happening?" I KNOW!!! XD Ashton: "This is what the inside of my head is like all the time right now."
Oh, so they're EXACTLY like the Ludinus clone they fought before ... crazy ... I love how they're incapable of being sent into an existential crisis regarding their autonomy and originality ... it's kind of cute ...
Ah! Potions! Here we go ... and other goodies! Cool ...
A harp? That sounds very Yasha ... is it a BONE harp?
Robe of the Midnight Rune? Interesting ... oh yes, that is DEFINITELY exactly what Imogen's been looking for. GET THAT!!! Whoa ... 9500 gold pieces? Are you KIDDING ME?!!!
3500 for the armour ... ALSO ridiculously expensive ...
The harp fires arrows. Ye gods ... BOOMY arrows, too ... oh, that is a SWEET item. The arrows do THUNDER DAMAGE!!! That is SO CHOICE. Oh wow ... that whole thing just keeps getting MORE AND MORE impressive ... 8000 gold pieces? Fuck ...
Healing potions, yesh ... and a SPEEDY potion? Wow ... a potion of INVULNERABILITY?!!! Double wow ...
Dorian gives Orym ALL OF HIS MONEY to buy the armour. OH MY GOD!!! That's just adorable ... he might as well just put a ring on it right now! Seriousl O.O
Oh yeah! Sell some of the Ruidian shit! Smart!
They must have souls, surely ... they way they are, they MUST HAVE ...
NO!!! Orym, don't sell you new sword!
How to blow Pumat Sol's mind - tell them you've been to the Moon! XD ... and now Imogen's talking into his head ... oh, appealing to the unity for the greater good? Persuasion check! Oh NICE ROLL, Laura!
The Bank of Chetney ... XD
These ARE very unique down here right now ... roll good for Persuasion, Marisha ... 23? Oh yes ...
Fearne will have 69 gold left ... OF COURSE she will ... XD
Chetney COULD do with a ranged attack, yes. That is the smark move, give HIM the harp ...
So robe to Imogen, the armour to Orym and the harp to Chetney. Plus the potions, that's a SWEET haul ...
Oh yes, that's right ... the moon not being in the sky WOULD have been proof to FCG that the world is ROUND ... awww ...
Holy fuck ... the world really is just GOING TO SHIT right now, clearly ...
Awwww ... seriously, Orym, he only did it because he LOVES YOU. You could totally tap that if you want to. Which we KNOW you do.
Ashton: "Do you know Stairway to the Astral Realm?"
Oh, so that's it for the night? Okay. And time for a break ...
Oh my gods that Beason advert was complete genius ...
The Lodge of the Eclipse. Oh, it's a jazz club? Cool ...
Rooms for the night? Good. Oh, Essek has WAYS, does he? Interesting ... wow, THAT is a very good deal indeed ...
Essek does squats, apparently ... XD
Come on, Esxsek, be FUN for once. Surely it's been a while since you've done this kind of thing ...
A BURLESQUE SHOW?!!! Really? O.O
A sexy buxom half-orc? Nice ... that's definitely my style ...
Laudna, chill! Dear fucking gods ...
Yoink! Ashton grabs some of Fearne's lacy stuff ... and she lets him ... :3
Yeah, Dorian and Chetney are clearly having a blast ...
Madame Feathered-Face? Oooooh ... a sexy dwarven fan-dance? Nice ... a feathery beard? Cool ... oh WOW that is AWESOME, she can FLY with it! O.O
Ashton is showing Essek his head ... oh, this should be interesting. He knows A LOT about this particularly kind of stuff, if I remember ... oh, NOW what the fuck is he doing? Seriously? This feels ... rash ...
Dunamis ... yeah, I thought so ... needless to say he is concerned but also DEEPLY impressed ...
Ashton does the rainbow sparkle thing ... Essek: "Now you're just showing off.
Chetney's heart is lost once again ... XD
Orym is checking out Otohan's sabre ... okay ...
Ah, the Luxon Beacons ... yeah ... oh, so it looks like Ludinus and co have one or more at their disposal, then ... great ...
Ashton: "When you jump out of a window, you try not to blame the quality of the glass ..." Oof ...
Oh wow ... so they could actually use their own dunamancy to MESS THE KEY UP?!!! Yes, that sounds REALLY good ...
Awwwwwwww ... Fearne gets him talking about Caleb ... :3
Awesome ... hover, boy, HOVER ...
Much floaty foolishness ensues ... XD
The story of how Ashton first found Letters ... awwww ... oh, I am NOT alright now ...
Arts and crafts is fun ...
What is Orym going to do with this thing? Oh ... he's TRAINING with it? Whoa ... oh, he's CLAIMING IT? That is ... INTENSE ...
The Wildmother? Oh ... man ...
Marisha: "The night before San Diego ComicCon ..." XD
Matt: "Tim Burton's Island of Misfit Toys ..."
Oh shit ... this is the first time Dorian's seen LIVING Pate ... "Oooooooh ... is it too late to back out of this now?" Yeah ... oh, he is THOROUGHLY disturbed ... I am NOT surpised ... this is a TRULY SURREAL scene ... in a truly CREEPY way ...
Awww .. alone time for Orym and Fearne ... and here's Dorian ... the original trio back together ... :3
Finally Fearne leaves them alone to catch up ... oh my gods ... is THIS what we've been waiting for for so long? O.O
Time for a much-earned rest, yeah ...
Laudna does NOT like Orym with Otohan's blade ... oh fuck ... not NOW ... FUCK OFF, Delilah!
Fuck ... she KNEW Ludinus? Great ...
Seriously Laudna, DO NOT listen to this evil bitch ... oh no ... I mean it, this is SO STUPID ...
Oh shit ... is Otohan's sword SENTIENT? Is this gonna be another Grog situation?
Yeah, Orym's ridiculously aware EVEN WHEN HE'S ASLEEP ...
Darkness? REALLY?!!! Oh my gods ...
No ... sriously, Laudna, DO NOT Wither the vines ... oh fuck, she's doing it ... Wither & Bloom ... oof ... and she has to be PRECISE doing it ... oh fuck ... O.O
Yeah, of course this wakes him up ... and he's in total darkness while he's QUITE CLEARLY being fucking ATTACKED ... oh yeah, he's IMMEDIATELY ready to fight regardless of the conditions ... NOW what?
A contested Dexterity roll? Oh fuck ...
Dear fucking gods this is going SO BAD SO QUICKLY ... and now everybody else is waking up too ... perfect ...
Mage Hand? Really? Okay ... this is ALL bad decisions at this point ... and now she has the fucking sword ...
Seriously Laudna, I'm saying it AGAIN, DO NOT trust this evil c£$%!
And now they can all see ... great ... oh this looks SO BAD ...
Fuck ... is this REALLY starting to turn into a genuine conscious fight between these two right now? Oh no ... she's going to FLEE?!!! This could get even worse so quickly ...
Well that's it then ... the sword is OUT of her grasp ... now what?
Just STOP!!! Right now, please just STOP before this gets so much worse ...
Both of them are making VERY GOOD POINTS right now and I don't like where either of them are going with this ...
Ashton is doing something SO FUCKING SMART right now and I'm here for it ...
Fearne can Identify the sword? Okay, yeah, totally do that, that's really smart ...
Imogen casts Detect Thoughts on Laudna ... there is a collective intake of breath around the table and I don't blame them ...
Whispers? Oh, here we go ...
Chetney's been asleep this whole time? Wow ...
Be VERY CAREFUL Fearne ... Ishta the Summit Blade ... of NOW we get the little card? Matthew fucking Mercer!
Wake up, Chet! We need you ...
"Geometry and stuff" XD ... I love how rudimentary Fearne's understanding of Chetney's abilities is ...
Grim Psychometry ... here we go ...
Oh this is some TRULY UGLY SHIT ... this blade is HORRIBLE ... oh fuck, Zephrah? No, I don't want this ... don't do this, Matt ... seriously this thing should not be used again ...
Chetney VOMITS. Of course he does ...
Wait ... nobody else knows about his deal with Morri ... did he just OUT his deal with Morri? SERIOUSLY Orym?
Can Dorian finally break this standoff?
Oh for fuck's sake ... now it's Laudna against Imogen ... this won't end well ...
Imogen: "Let it go." Laudna: "Why?" Imogen: "Because I don't think it's YOU that wants this."
She just LEAVES? What?
And now Fearne tries to stop her ... oh boy ... now Imogen's going out after her ...
Oh fuck ... Delilah? Seriously? Tell me she's now being full-on fucking TAKEN OVER right now ... Laudna's ABSORBING the knife ... bloody hell ... this is HORRIFYING ...
Fuck! It IS her! Not good! Not fucking good! A "Delilah CAGE"? Fuck ... great ... now it's BOTH OF THEM TOGETHER ... I hate this ... seriously, did they come up with this in advance? It feels like they did and I HATE IT ...
Holy ... I LOVE you and it made that all go away? CAN their love really be strong enough for this? Suddenly I'm SO WORRIED that it's not going to be enough ...
THAT'S where he ending it? Fuck ... oh this is SO MUCH right now ... that was INTENSE ...
I'm SO SCARED for them right now ...
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Act two, oh boy. Ughhguhegjeb ok good to go.
VOLUNTARY DECAPITATION???? AQUA??? WHAT IN THE RED KING IS THIS??????
Tango, the jig is up, everyone knows everything is NOT FINE dude
And here we go again, I am the Watchers' number one hater fr
Ooooooo, Helsknight mention, realization, yess
Grian's "that makes so much sense" is so funny for some reason
REN TOO LMAO. It was just another Tuesday on Hermitcraft.
Mmmm, explanation, tasty.
I wanna know more about Hels not having an admin, UGHG.
NOOOOO, NOT THE DREADED BLAZE FARM
Maybe if I turn off my computer rn, I can live in ignorant bliss.
Nope, continuing.
Reminder that the Watchers literally watch hels too, and probably knew about Tango, like at least one did. Ugh.
This whole conversation is just, ugh, like, everyone is just horrified. I mean, it's really putting into hindsight just how HORRIBLE it was, like omfg.
This explanation of how the farm works, UGH, Tango being so chill about it, UGGHH
When I first read the accident line of Etho's, I thought he meant the portal switching them was the accident, and not that Tango didn't mean for it to happen lol
Seriously Watchers are on my LAST NERVE
Tango talks so casually, omfg.
IMPUUULLLLSSSEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JIMMY DEFENDING TANGO, MY HEART
Hm, how did you not see that coming Grian? Lol
Ty so much for having all the DL people be on Tango's side, literally couldn't handle this otherwise. Cleo's statement about how could they not tell Tango was dealing with this? Mwah
OOOOOOO, Grian askin' about Hels..
???????? Was that???? Grian's voice/thoughts??? In Jimmy's head???? Hm??????
AHA IT WAS, WATCHER GRIAN
Oh, is this were the decapitation comes in?
I'm still so worried about Tango going back to Hels. Please, so scared.
Oop, Jimmy speaking back to the Watchers omfg, love it.
Tango trying to justify why he should be a damn farm, uggghhh. This is literally just him coping and stemming from trauma, and it's not even hurtful seeing as death has no consequence.
Sometimes the Watchers can be funny, as a treat, they still need to stfu.
NOT THE L WORD (love)
YEAH, JIMMY IS GROWIN A BACKBONE, GOD DAMN
AND HE SILENCED THEM, LETS GOOOOOOO
OOP "I don’t care if some random guy thinks you’re just the manifestation of all his evil- frankly, I think that says more about him than it does about you.” YEAAAAHHHHHHHH, GAG BRAVO WHEN HE CAN'T DEFEND HIMSELF (he couldn't even if he wanted to)
The l word :) (love <3)
Fade to black and back to the ranch afterwards
"My gloves" awwwwwww, they're Jimmy's gloves now ugghhfew
The DL ppl coming to help ugh, love DL
And Etho takes the comm to explain! Huh, why am I getting deja vu back to a certain Hels player hm
Petition for a oneshot where the DLers explain what happened after this is all over to X, I think that would be great.
Etho a portal expert, do you get deja vu?
LMAO, Patho said he'd need Tango's comm to confirm his theory, and now Etho says he'd need Bravo's comm to confirm his theory, my my how the turn tables have turned. Just sit these two in a room already damnit.
Atlas fr need to move on god damnit. All these issues is because of Atlas, god damn it.
MY MY, HOW THE TURN TABLES HAVE TURNED, USING TANGO'S DATA TO GET TO BRAVO?? OHO
Uhoh, I thought we could be happy and not mention the feather farm again :(
RESCUE MISSION ARC!!!!
Not the Watchers again 😭 I'll give em a pass, cause they're all moods.
I do wonder how everyone else outside of DL is handling all of them being on lock down. Can they still message, or is everyone just cut off from contacting them? How's X, an admin of a sanctuary world, reacting to this fiasco? How's fWhip, the admin of Empires, doing with a good chunk of his friends stuck in one server with minimal to no context?
Mmmm, please have the decapitation work, pleeaasssee
AQUUUUAAAAAA-
Jimmy talking back to the Watchers is my favorite Jimmy <3
Ha, take that Atlas, THE DLERS DID THE PORTAL SO FRICKIN QUICK AHA
I was so worried Tango was just gonna BOOKIT through that port 😭
??????? NO?????? NO???????? NO??????????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“What are you doing here?!” TANGO YOU CAN'T BE ASKIN THAT WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WENT THROUGH THE DAMN PORTAL
UGGHHHHH IM TERRIFIED FOR THE REALIZATION OF "Tango joined the game" DON'T DO THAT TO ME, UGGGHHHHHHHH
It's done, it was a roller-coaster, htp can't hurt me (for a while)
Tysm for this incredible fic <3
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ROUND TWO HERE WE GO 🏃‍♂️
‘voluntary decapitation’ got a LOT of reactions hagsjdha i didn’t know how else to put it…
one thing about tango is that he is gonna try and insist he’s fine TIL THE BITTER END like asking for help is always the very last resort for him in all facets of life. we stan an emotionally walled-up king.
obligatory ‘the watchers suck’ blanket statement 🫡
i’ve talked abt helsknight before but it was SUCH a handy way to quickly get into the explanation, like that’s the whole reason tango ever even realized he was a doppelgänger. and ofc the other hermits who were there are like ‘OH HEY YEAH wtf was up with that…’ they’re so used to having weird shit happen and then just moving on LOL
“I wanna know more about Hels not having an admin” :3
of COURSE tango had to tell them all about the horrible blaze farm while acting like he’s completely unaffected. no way was i gonna leave out any of those tasty details.
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: IMPULSE WAS THE MVP 💪 💪💪 even if he accidentally spooked tango in this case, it’s good to know he would go FERAL to protect his friends.
the rest of the DL gang are p great too, NO WAY they’d buy all the ‘doppelgängers are evil’ bullshit 😤 and i really don’t like mischaracterizing someone just for the sake of added drama/having an antagonist. i can just MAKE a new guy for that (hence bravo and atlas HAH)
WATCHER (kinda) GRIAN MAKES AN APPEARANCE FINALLY 💃 usually he’s more careful about not using his abilities near a listener but the situation had him frazzled.
listen. the scene where jimmy finally confronts tango about the destructive nature of his self-hatred is my FAVE. sometimes love means just being there for someone and supporting them, but other times it means laying down some hard truths. it’s the culmination of jimmy’s arc and i’m SO glad you enjoyed it.
it takes a server to rebuild a ranch 💪
i am an ethogirl first and a person second so u KNO i had to have etho lay it out for us, at the same time allowing me to draw parallels between him and patho.
i’m def not qualified to discuss fwhip or empires in general (i’m a sham, i’ve never watched any of it) but x was for SURE freaking out. this is gonna make one hell of a story (hah) for the rest of the hermits when they get back.
CMONNN i couldn’t have the decapitation work, that’d be too easy ;0
i’m cryin at ur reaction going from “I was so worried Tango was gonna book it through the portal” to “NOOOOO???? NOOOOOOOO” like damn talk about foreshadowing 😂
GLAD U ENJOYED THE RIDE we’ve still got plenty of twists and turns to come 💃 thank u for being absolutely STELLAR w the feedback!!
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fluffypotatey · 5 months
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Leverage Ep 13
SEASON 1 FINALE BABYYYYYYY no pregame thoughts!! only watch
Spoilers in the reactions (obviously):
OH MY GOD! i really thought i missed something or like an episode for a second bc of how this episode begins
jfc Leverage don’t scare me like that T^T
Jim Sterling >:((((((
THEY HAVE THE HEIST MUSIC LETS GOOOOOOOO
Parker my beloved 😍
the build up has me so exited
ELIOT MY BELOVED 😍😍
HARDINSON MY BELOVED 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
lmao Nate doing the chair turn-around cliche • love him
he sounds very drunk tho 🥺 concerned 🫠
“I got out of sales.” “Oh, so what are you in now?” “Theft.” Love you Nate <3333
Hardinson 🥰
Nate should punch this Ian Blackpoole guy, as a treat
Punch him! Punch him! Punch him!
Oh? 👀 Parker and Sophie are both surprised to find each other 👀 was this heist actually heists plural??? 👀👀👀👀
OH MY GAWD IS IT??? IS IT HEISTS PLURAL????
And they just let Nate leave??? 😂😂😂 he told y’all, to your face, that he will rob you and you let him leave????
IT’S HEISTS PLURAL!!!!
Eliot and Alec sitting in an elevator: K I S S I N G 😙😙😙😙😙
lmao did Alec buy a fucking mansion???
Noooooooo the crew is mad at each other 🥺🥺🥺🥺 stop that. it was an episode ago, sure, but still
Nate: “Why are you guys even here >:(“
Everybody: “they insulted us! and I have a reputation to uphold!”
Everybody and what they don’t say: “bc we care, okay!”
Alec wants to talk 🥺 but Parker is avoiding it (on purpose or oblivious…idk)
Nate can be so stuck up sometimes 🙄 love him tho
“You want…Eliot to…feel out my wife??” Words I didn’t think Nate would say
“Ex, Nate. Ex-wife” Sophie 😂😂😂
Sterling’s fucking reaction to the museum security 😂😂😂😄
Maggie!!!!!
NATE 😂😂😂
ELIOT 😂😂😂😂😂
THEY ARE IN THE VAN 💀💀💀
Nate getting fucking ROASTED
NOT EVEN IN BED 💀💀💀
NOT THE GIFT BUTTON CAMERA 🫢
Is he gonna tell her 👀
OHHHHH WILL HE SHARE 👀👀👀👀
OMG HE IS
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
HE TOLD HER
YES MAGGIE!!! TELL HIM
oh 🥺
Oh no we’re getting a flashback
ow 🤧
awwwwwww 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
AH FUCK
NOOOOOOOOOO
SHIT
THEY KNOW ABOUT MAGGIE
omg they included her in the planning
PARKER 💀💀💀 WHY
“That is confidential” girlie, these are crooks
Parker I love you 🥰
Lmaooooooo poor Nate (doesn’t feel bad for him at all)
Ah fuck they know!!! Sterling could you stop being a stalker and let the heist continue in peace >:(
Oh that poor museum guy 😅 he’s having the worst day
“Everybody knows it’s a fungus” MAGGIE I LOVE YOU
Sophie wants to reconcile with Eliot 🥺 oh wait no, everyone, she doing this with everyone
Oh she’s trying 🥺 she’s bad at it tho. very bad
Fucking spike of stress at Sterling’s appearance 😭 why can’t he just not do his job >:(((
You’re fine, Maggie. I think. I hope. I don’t know
I wanna punch Blackpoole so bad
ELIOT JUMPSCARE
I CHOKED ON MY PASTA
AND THEY DONT SEE HER
IS STERLING JUST PRETENDING TO BE BLIND (nope, he just didn’t see them, wow)
this poor museum guy 😂
we’re fine!!! we’re good!!!! (She is not fine)
YESSSSS
HEISTING IS A GOOOOOOO
WE HAVE A TIMER????
Thank you public panic
EVERYBODY HAS A STATUE
oh this is so funny
Sterling you’re behind now!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
did they plan for lockdown? 👀 THEY DID 🔥🔥🔥
Sterling, do not threaten Maggie 😡😡😡😡
“I’m the bait” YEEEEEE
THEY STOLE THE PAINTINGS INSTEAD YES
YESSSSSSSSSSS
OH SHIT! STRESSED
GET FUCKED IAN!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YEAH STERLING SWITCH IT UP
Nate turning the lines on Ian 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
AND HE GOT PUNCHED
FUCKING FINALLY 🥳🥳🥳
omfg, THE FUCKING CUSHIONS???
My Nate/Sophie is in conflict with Nate/Maggie
Only solution: Nate/Sophie/Maggie
They’re doing the circle thing
But it’s sad😭
Please don’t separate them!!!! NO SEPARATION
“Let’s see how hard you look” NOOOOOOO PARKER DONT SAY THAT 🥲 NO SEPARATE!!! NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE
you know, it hurts more because Hardinson would look for her T^T he would always try and find her while Parker finds new ways to hide and blend in
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DONT BREAK THE CIRCLE
COME BACK
BACK I SAY
Y’all listen to the tv score and turn around—
WHAT???? THATS IT????
NO!! NO IT IS NOT
THAT IS NOT THE END OF SEASON ONE WHAT THE FUCK
General thoughts:
Uh, so, what the fuck 🫠 I am so sorry to everyone who watched this show live that cliffhanger is just….so evil.
Actually so happy to see Maggie get included with the crew, and it was nice to see that things weren’t just thrown under the rug from the last episode. Like on one hand, I am sympathetic towards Sophie, but on the other, her con put the team in a lot of danger. Danger they did not agree to because their heists are never really on the safe side. So it was fun to see that “yeah, I don’t know if I can trust you like I could before.”
ESPECIALLY WITH ELIOT!!! He actually admitted that he was feeling at home with the team and getting comfortable and letting his walks down 🥺 so it makes so much sense that he’s not ready to forgive Sophie for breaking that (also, Eliot I swear, we need more episodes focused on you because WHO FUCKING ARE YOU??? Nothing is explained fully, you’re like a jack of all trades, the tank of the team, you have a very tough exterior and I just— I wanna knooooooooooow 😖)
Hardinson and Parker were so fucking cute 🥰 and I love how their relationship is building but also felt really worried because Hardinson really wants to talk to Parker about where they stand, but she’s being very avoidant about it T^T and then!!! she fucking says “Let’s see how hard you look,” WITH A FUCKING SMILE GIRLIE NO!!! DONT PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THAT 🫠
ough 🤧 how is this the end of the season……on to season 2 I guess
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bteezxyewriter12 · 2 years
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Sleep Over
Pairing- Hyungwon x Named Reader
Word count- 5.1k
Includes- Sex, missionary, sex from behind, riding, love making, dirty talk, multiple orgasms, fluff
Masterlists- check out for more fics
📝 Masterlists 📝 Monsta X Masterlist
⭐Based on the sour game Monsta X played on Delish
🌟gifs are from google
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J POV
"Never have I ever stolen something"
"I haven't", Changkyun says
"I have", Minhyuk answers
The judging look on Changkyun's face is so funny, I burst out laughing
"Did you see the look he gave you Hyukie?", I giggle, pausing the video
"Yeah. Mean", Minhyuk answers glaring at Changkyun now
"Well you said yes and I thought you really did steal something!", Changkyun defends
"Oh c'mon you really thought I stole anything?"
"I have no idea what you did before we moved here!"
I love instigating arguments between the guys
It's fun
I came to hang out with them
Minhyuk is my brother
Well not my real brother
Long story short, when we were six, my mom asked his mom to babysit me
She dropped me off and never came back
Minhyuk's family kept me and adopted me
That's how I know him and the guys
When I got here they told me about the videos they did with some online companies
We've been watching them for an hour
Now we're watching the Delish one where they played never have I ever with sour candy
It's hilarious
The faces they make when they eat then candy is hilarious too
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It can't be that bad
I love sour candy
They're just a bunch babies
"Never have I ever lied to someone in this room", Hyungwon says in the video
Immediately Kihyun shouts in the back ground of the video, "Eat it! Of course you have!"
Laughing hard, I gasp out, "Shit Ki, you're so quick to call him out"
"Well he's lying! Of course he's lied!", Kihyun exclaims
"No I haven't!", Hyungwon snaps, "I have to care to lie and I don't care"
"Wow, jerk!", Jooheon comments
"Ok ok lets watch", I say before they start fighting for real
"Never have I ever been in love", Jooheon reads
"So that means we eat", Changkyun says both of them reaching for the sour candy
I pause it immediately, "You've guys been in love?"
"Uh yeah", Jooheon answers, Changkyun shaking his head
"Awwwwwww", I coo
"Oh stop Jo", Minhyuk rolls his eyes
"With who?", I ask, ignoring Minhyuk
"Past girlfriend", Changkyun answers
"Same", Jooheon agrees
"So cute", I squeal
"Just play the video", Kihyun whines
I do, the screen changing to Kihyun and Hyungwon
"Never have I ever been in love", Kihyun says, "Nope haven't. Thank god I don't have to eat another one of those things"
On screen, Hyungwon wordlessly, reaches over and takes a candy, popping it in his mouth
My eyes widen just as big as Kihyun's does on the screen
He's been in love too?
"When have you been in love?", video Kihyun screeches, "You never had a girlfriend"
Hyungwon just sits silently next to him, not making a face at the sour candy
"Wait...who are you in love with?", Changkyun asks
"He never answered me", Kihyun grumbles, "I pestered him with all kinds of questions but he didn't budge. He just sat there like he's doing now"
Glancing at Hyungwon, he is just sitting there
No reaction, eyes on the tv
"Hello?", Changkyun calls, "Who are you in love with?"
"None of your business", Hyungwon answers
Damn, he really doesn't want to say her name
I'm dying to know just like the guys but I don't think he'll tell any of us
"C'mon don't be like that. Joo and I told you who we loved"
Hyungwon shrugs, "That's you, not me"
"Seriously?"
He nods, "It's between me and the girl. No one else"
Well he's very defensive
Changkyun and Jooheon pester Hyungwon for the next few minutes but he remains steadfastly silent
I actually admire how he doesn't let anything or anyone bother him
The constant asking and jokes would drive me insane
Like shut up already
"Ok, I'm putting the video back on", I say loudly and press play
On screen Monsta X answers more questions, the members faces getting more and more ridiculous with each candy they eat
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All except Hyungwon
He just downs them like nothing
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The last ones to answer a question are Kihyun and Joo.
As soon as Joo puts the candy in his mouth, his body curls on itself and he stands up bellowing loudly
"Goddamn Joo, it can't be that bad", I laugh
"It was! So bad! So sour!"
"What a baby", I giggle and he gives me a glare
At the end of the video, the members complain that it was a very difficult challenge because the candy was so sour
"To hard. To sour", Joo says
Hyunwon's face at that statement is hilarious making me burst out laughing
"Guess it's safe to say that Hyungwon was not affected by the challenge at all with that face", I pout out
"It was sour. I just handled it better. I like sour stuff", Hyungwon answers
"Sour candy is amazing", I agree
"Both of you are mutants", Changkyun huffs
"Or we're just not whiny babies?", I throw out, earning a glare from all of them except Hyungwon
He just smirks at them
"Anyway", I say, "Anymore videos?"
"No that was the last of them", Minhyuk answers
I nod, shutting the tv off
It's late and they've been up since 5 am
I know they wanna sleep and I'm not going to stop them
"Bed time?", I ask
"Yeah. I'm tired", Minhyuk whines
Of course he's tired
He was born tired
"I think we should figure out the room situation", Changkyun says
"Right. So who are you sleeping with tonight?", Jooheon asks me
"Excuse me?", I gape
What the hell is he asking?
He rolls his eyes, "Not like that. I mean actual sleep"
Oh alright then
"I dunno. Maybe I'll just sleep on the couch. I kinda don't want to be crammed in a bed with someone else"
Especially Minhyuk
He hogs the covers and takes up so much room
"You can't sleep on the couch", Minhyuk rolls his eyes, "You're the guest"
I snort
Guest?
Yeah maybe the first few times I slept here but now I'm like one of the guys
"She can sleep in my room", Hyungwon offers, "I'll sleep on the couch"
"She's my sister, she should sleep in my room", Minhyuk responds
"It's fine", Hyungwon answers, "I don't mind. And I really don't want to hear you complain about having to sleep on the couch tomorrow"
Minhyuk glares at him but he just shrugs
I wish I could live my life as unbothered as Hyungwon
It'd save me a lot of stress
"I agree with Hyungwon. You'll complain about your back hurting or whine to her or whatever", Kihyun agrees, "It's our day off tomorrow and I don't want to spend it hearing you complain"
"Wow you're being such an asshole", Minhyuk snaps
"I'm just telling you what I know is going to happen! If Hyungwon is offering his room, let her take it!"
They both start arguing, yelling at each other with the four of us just staring at them
Hyunwon gets up and disappears for a minute, coming back with pjs in his hand
"You can go to my room. Don't listen to those two"
I nod, smiling at him, "Thanks"
"No problem", he smiles back
I get up and walk to his room, Minhyuk and Kihyun still fighting
"Good night!", I yell, closing the door
Hopefully that will stop their dumb argument
I quickly change
Which is just taking off my bra and leggings, leaving my oversized shirt on, then gett on the bed
Laying in the bed, I play on my phone waiting
An hour later, the door to the room opens
I put my phone down, smiling
He climbs into bed next to me, his arm moving around me, cuddling against my back
"Took you long enough"
"Sorry princess. I had to make sure everyone was asleep", he says, pressing a kiss to the back of my neck
"Wah", I whine turning to face him
"Aww my whiny baby", he teases, kissing my lips softly
"Yes I'm whiny. I miss you. I want you all to myself", I tell him, getting as close as I can to him
I hate that we have to spend so much time apart
He wants to keep us a secret from the guys, from everyone
He doesn't want to share me with anyone
I'm only his
I agreed for him but it's so hard when he's always busy and we have to sneak around
He finally has a day off tomorrow which he promised to spend with me
How we're going to get away from the guys I don't know
I just know I love him and I miss him
"I know baby. I miss you too", he whispers, kissing my cheek
"Are you sure?", I pout, "You're not too busy to miss me?"
"Don't be silly jagi. I miss you all the time.", he assures me
"Prove it", I dare him, smirking
"Not a problem", he answers, the presses his lips against mine
I completely melt into his kiss, his soft lips feeling so good
I know some fans hate on his lips, saying they're too big or that he gets lol injections
Which is so not true
He just has full natural lips and I fucking love them
I love kissing them, love having them kiss anywhere on my body
God I'm such a fan girl for my boyfriend
But he is fucking hot so no one can blame me
He deepens the kiss, his tongue moving in my mouth as his hands slowly push my shirt up my body
My hands follow suit, pulling his off
After those are off, his pants and underwear removed, my panties torn off and he pulls me against him, his hard on pressing against me
His lips travel to my neck, giving so many kisses
"Fuck, I missed you so much", he whispers, his fingers trailing over my hips, "You're all I fucking think about, all day, all night. All I want"
I bury my hand in his hair, tugging at the strands in the back as his kisses move down to my shoulder, then collarbone
"I miss you too Wonnie", I whimper
I miss him all the time
I wish I could spend everyday with him
Every night
I love him so much
I haven't told him yet
I'm scared to
I'm worried it's too soon and I don't want to scare him away
I never loved anyone before but he was so easy to fall for
So sweet, cute, adorable, caring, loving, hilarious
His smile lights up my day, his eyes dark pools I can get lost in
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I love everything about him
Absolutely everything
His hand moves around my hip, grabbing my ass, squeezing and pushing me against him
"Please jagi, I wanna be inside you so much", he moans against my skin, "Please let me in"
"Always Wonnie"
He moves me on my back effortlessly, moving on top of me, getting my legs around him
His mouth crashes back to mine as he pushes his head inside me
Whimpering in his mouth, I grip his back hard while he keeps moving in
I shake under him from the pleasure of his cock opening me up, forcing me to wrap around him
God he always feels so good
When he bottoms out, we both shiver, holding onto each other, moaning softly
"So good baby. Fuck so good for me", he compliments, "So tight. And so fucking wet. How are you this wet?"
"Because you're so hot baby", I whimper, "Because you feel so good inside. So hard. So thick. And fucking big"
Hyungwon was gifted with a massive thick cock and he knows how to use it
"It's all for you. I'm all for you", he murmurs in my shoulder
"Please baby. Give me you"
He understands what I mean, pulling back, making me whine as I feel his cock leave me
"I'm coming princess", he whispers, "I'm coming back in"
He thrusts in hard and I swallow a scream
I don't want to make noise so the others hear us
That would be a dead give away we're together
He sets a fast and hard pace, his cock pounding into me over and over
And the pleasure is fucking amazing
His kisses all over my body wherever his lips can land, moaning into my skin, one arm wrapped around me, one gripping my hip so hard as he fucks away
All I can do is hold on to his back tightly, riding the pleasure he's giving me
I'm trying to keep my noises to a minimum, just breathing hard
"Moan for me baby. I need to hear you"
"But...they'll hear"
He shakes his head, "They won't. It doesn't have to be loud. But please, I need to hear your voice"
He thrusts particularly hard, a soft moan escaping
"Yes baby", he whimpers
It's like my moan spurs him on, because he sits up, throws my legs over his shoulders and bends me, his hands landing on each side of my head
He pumps his length in and out hard, the new angle making his head slam into my spot
Stars blast in my vision, a louder moan coming from me
"Fuck yes, got it", he smirks
My god he is sexy
His black hair is so sweaty and plastered to his head
His body is wet with sweat too, his arms, chest and abs muscles glistening and tight
He's a god
A sex god
The more he hits my spot, the more I tighten and throb on him, feeling my orgasm coming
"Mm so close baby. I feel you", he murmurs, smirking, "Gonna cum for me?"
I nod, wrapping my hands around his wrists and squeezing tightly as the pure pleasure washes over me
His cock snaps deep inside and I lose it, starting to moan loudly
His lips crash into mine to silence me as I cum around his perfect cock
He moans into my mouth, his fingers gripping the sheets hard as I grip his wrists
Oh god it feels so good, so fucking blissful
As soon as I'm done, he pulls out, flips me over on my hand and knees, pulls my hips up and buries himself back inside, fucking me into the bed
I shove my face in the pillow as I scream in pleasure, feeling his hard as a rock cock split me open
His hands softly move up and down my back, his fingers heating every nerve he grazes
"Baby likes getting wrecked by my cock?"
I can hear the cockiness in his voice and it does nothing but turn me on
He knows how much I love when he goes hard and ruins me
I feel a sting when he slaps my ass, hard, "Answer me"
"Yes Wonnie", I whine, "Love being impaled on your cock. Want you inside me all the time"
"Damn fucking right", he murmurs, "Such a slut for me"
"Yes baby", I agree
I'll be his whore, his slut, whatever he wants
I'm his completely
"Look at this cunt, creaming my cock so fucking good. Taking all of me so well", he comments and I know he's watching his cock fuck me
I wish I could see what he sees
Maybe he can film it on my phone next time so I can see too
"So wet just for me. So much cream dripping everywhere. All over my cock, all over my bed"
I nod, moaning softly and moving as well, meeting his thrust and sliding along his cock
"Oh baby", he whimpers
I smirk, knowing how much he loves when I help him fuck me
I keep a tight hold on his shaft as we move together, loving the feeling of his cock opening me and rubbing my spot
"Fuck, baby, I wish you could see your cunt swallowing my cock, sucking me back in over and over"
"Mmm Wonnie", I cry into the pillow, "Next time film it. I wanna see so bad"
"Fuck yeah baby. I'll film your hole being stretched on my cock and we can watch it together. Then fuck again"
That sound perfect
"Yes", I agree
"Oh god you're fucking perfect jagi", he groans, "Fuck, I want your cum on me. Please baby. Want to feel you cum"
He moves faster than I thought he could and I can't keep up
So I just let him take over, his hands squeezing my hips as he fucks me mercilessly straight into an intense orgasm
I scream into the pillow, my body shaking hard, releasing on his cock that he holds inside me, pleasure blinding me
Oh my god, so fucking good
So good
"Yes baby, god your hole is so fucking pretty when you cum. So much cream pouring from you"
I can't answer, still shouting into his pillow
When it tapers off, he pulls out, manuvering me again
He lays down, putting me in his lap, sliding me down his cock in one move
"Please ride me jagi. Fuck I want to see you ride me", he pleads
I immediately bounce on him, grinding on him when I take him back in
Over and over, just feeling him inside me, pleasure running all over my spine
"Fuck so pretty. My baby's so pretty all the fucking time", he murmurs
I watch him watch me fuck him, making sure his head rubs my spot every time I bounce
"So good Wonnie. You have such a good cock. Feels so fucking good", I praise him
His hands slide over my hips over and over, his groans getting louder
"Shh baby. Too loud", I whisper, leaning over and touching his face softly
His eyes find mine and he nods, turning his head to my palm, kissing it
Leaning on his stomach, I feel his ab muscles under my palms, turning me on so much more, making me ride him harder, until I'm slamming up and down his length
"God the way you move...fucking mesmerizing", he whispers
I feel my cheeks and whole body blush and he just laughs
"Cute"
I smile softly at him, at his beautiful smile
His hand moves closer to me, his thumb on my clit, rubbing as I fuck him
"Ohh", I whimper, the pleasure increasing
"Lemme see you cum jagi. Wanna watch you", he pleads
He's bringing me so close, his thumb moving incessantly as he begins to thrust up into my cunt
"Wonnie....I can't...I...fff..."
My brain shuts off as ecastcy hits and I slap my hand over my mouth as I scream his name
My back arches, throbbing and pulsing around him hard, flooding his cock
"So beautiful", he whimpers, "So fucking beautiful. All mine"
He sits up, his arms around me, pulling me to him, his lips on mine, kissing me deeply
Throwing my arms around his neck, I kiss him back as he thrusts into me, his fingers holding onto my skin so hard, the pain feeling so good
"Please", he whimpers
"Cum for me Wonnie", I whisper between kisses, "Fill me with your cum"
He whines my name loudly, slamming me down his length, holding me on him as his cock throbs inside, his warm cum spilling into me
God even when he cums it feels so good
I don't know how that's possible
Pleasure until the very end
I press kisses all over his face, letting him ride out his orgasm
When he finishes, he lays back down, taking me with him, his lips against mine
I fall into his kisses, putting all my love into mine, trying to tell him what I can't say yet
He kisses me back just as passionately, rolling us to the side
He falls out of me, our bodies still entangled together
And I have no plans on moving one inch
I finally have him next to me and I'm not letting go anytime soon
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Hyungwon POV
Kissing her deeply I put all my love for her behind the kiss
I haven't told her I love her yet
I don't want to scare her away
I've never been in love before her and I always thought I would be afraid to be in love
Afraid that the girl I'd love would only want me because I'm an idol
For money or fame
But not her
I've gotten to know her and I know she doesn't care about money or fame
She's not an in the spotlight person and she's been fine with keeping us a secret
Normally I wouldn't keep her a secret from the guys but she's Minhyuk's sister
I didn't want any problems with him at first
But it's been close to a year we're together and the whole not seeing her often is killing me
I just want to be near her, with her all the time
When the kiss ends, she smiles at me, cuddling into me, holding me tightly, her leg
I hold her the same, loving the way she feels in my arms
After a few minutes, she breaks the silence, asking, "So have you really been in love before?", she asks
I smile
I knew that would be something she'd ask
I knew Kihyun would ask when we played the game and I knew everyone would ask when we watched the video
During the filming, I had the option to keep quiet, not eat a candy
But I'm tired of pretending I don't love her
To them, to her, to everyone
I made the decision to eat the candy, knowing that once she saw the video she'd ask me
"Yeah I have", I answer, playing with her hair
"Ugh, she's so lucky", she murmurs
I find it so cute she doesn't even think that it could be her
"Yeah she is"
"That's not nice", she says and I know from her tone she's pouting
Moving back a little, I lift her head, looking at her
"Princess, it's you", I tell her, smiling at the confused look on her face, "I love you. I'm in love with you"
"Me? You ate the candy because you're..."
"In love with you", I finish
"Oh my god Wonnie, I love you so much", she squeals softly, hugging me tightly
"You do?", I ask, surprised, hoping it's not just something she said in the moment
"Wonnie you dummy, I was in love with you before we got together. I always loved you"
I gape at her
"Me too jagi"
"Really?", she asks smiling
I nod, "Yeah jagi. When I saw you the first time... Jesus, I don't think my heartbeat was ever that hard or fast"
"I know what you mean", she says softly, running her fingers in my hair
"Jo, you're my everything. My world. I never loved anything or anyone as much as I love you. I was afraid to tell you because I didn't want to scare you away"
She shakes her head, "Don't ever be afraid to tell me anything baby. You can talk to me about absolutely anything"
I nod, "Ok jagi I won't. And you don't be afraid to tell me anything ok?"
"Ok baby", she smiles, "I love you Hyungwon"
A smile bursts on my face, so happy to hear those words from her
"I love you Joanne"
She gives me her beautiful smile, leaning closer and pressing her lips against mine, in a soft kiss
I fall into her kiss, holding her against me
Her hands move on my back, sending shivers up my spine, pressing her body into me
Her bare pussy rubs against my cock as she moves as close to me as she can, making me hard
I swear I can never get enough of her
I can have sex with her for hours and not get slightly tired
And her...she's wild, her stamina is amazing
Especially when she rides me
Most girls give up after a minute or two but her, she just goes on and on
She rode me for half an hour straight once
It was fucking incredible
As I kiss her, I gently move her to her back
"Again Wonnie?", she giggles, moving her legs around me
"Always jagi", I answer, pressing kiss after kiss to her soft lips, "Always want you"
"Always want you baby", she whispers, her hand reaching between us and aligning me to her
Kissing her, I push in, going slow, inch by inch, feeling her open around me
I groan into her mouth, feeling her drench me completely, her cunt wrapped around my cock, throbbing perfectly
"Wonnie", she whimpers, "So good"
"Mmm, you feel good", I whisper, bottoming out, pleasure surrounding me
Pulling out, I move slowly back inside her, bottoming out again, my head rubbing her spot
I keep going, slowly, gently, feeling every inch of her around me, feeling the massive pleasure
Feeling her shake under me, her soft moans, the heat from her fingers on my back as I make love to her
I can feel every little move, breath, shiver and it's amazing
She kisses me, moving her hips, meeting my thrusts, sucking me back in so well
"Hyungwon", she moans, her fingers now digging into my skin, throbbing so hard on me
I can only breathe her name, my body shaking above hers
She's gonna cum and I know it's gonna make me as well
"Hyungwon fuck", she whimpers, her body arching into mine as she orgasms on me
I'm thrown headfirst into complete ecstasy and I let go, moaning her name, burying my length deep inside as I cum
"Joanne, jagi"
She holds me tightly, whispering, "I love you", over and over, as my orgasm goes on
"I love you", I whisper, the pleasure tapering off as I finish
"I love you", she answers, kissing my cheek, "My baby. My Wonnie"
"My jagi"
When I'm able to move, I shift us, laying on my side and pull her to me
She cuddles into me, laying her head on my shoulder, her arm and leg around me
Smiling, I hold her tightly, cuddling into her
"I love you", I tell her, running my fingers in her hair
"I love you", she smiles, kissing my lips softly before snuggling and closing her eyes
"Sleepy baby?"
She nods, "Aren't you baby? You've been up since 5 am"
I have but I'm used to running on very little sleep
She isn't
"Yeah jagi but I'm used to being up on little sleep", I tell her, "But I know you're not, so sleep jagi"
"Are you going back to the couch?"
I should, to keep us a secret
But I really don't want to
I want to sleep with her, I want her in my arms all night
I don't want to let her go
"No jagi. I'm going to stay with you. If you want me to?"
She nods, "Yes baby, I want you too. So much"
I press a kiss to her forehead, "Ok jagi. I'll hold you all night"
"Promise?", she asks sleepily
"I promise baby. I love you"
"I love you", she answers
I watch her fall asleep, playing with her hair until I'm sure she's sleeping
"I love you so much", I whisper, holding her tightly as I close my eyes, waiting for sleep
---------------------------------------------------
Screaming wakes me up
"Holy shit!"
"He's in here!"
"Oh my god did they?"
"They fucking did!"
I lift my head towards the voices, my vision bleary
I blink to try to focus on the idiots I know are there
I should be annoyed or freaked out that they're standing there
Because one we're naked and two they now know about us
But I know we have the blanket covering the necessary parts and her back is to them
And honestly I'm relieved that they know
I love her, I don't want to hide her and I want to be able to spend all my free time and nights with her
Now I can without having to come up with some elaborate lie to tell them
"What are you doing with my sister?", Minhyuk shrieks
I sigh, tired and wanting to sleep more
She's still sleeping but that's because she can sleep through a nuclear bomb
"She's my girlfriend", I answer, sleepily, laying my head back down
"What? Since when?"
Oh god with these questions
I'm not awake enough for them
"Uh March"
"What? You've been with her for almost a year and we didn't know? How did we not know?", he screeches
"Obviously he hid it well", Changkyun answers sarcastically
Yeah no shit
"You're with her when you disappear for hours. When you come home so late!", Jooheon realizes
"Yeah"
I just want them to go away
I'm not fully awake and I want it to stay that way
I want to be easily able to fall back asleep
"Oh my god, is she the one you love?", Kihyun gasps
"Yes"
I'm only capable of one word answers right now
"No wonder you wouldn't tell us the name of the girl. Hyuk would of freaked"
"Definitely", Minhyuk agrees, "I'm freaking now"
Ok, I had enough
They know all they need to for now
"Go away", I tell them, closing my eyes, cuddling back into her
"Hyungwon-", Minhyuk starts
"Go away. It's too early. She's still asleep and I want to go back to sleep."
"But-"
"Out, now. I'm done. You can talk to me when we wake up. Bye"
I hear murmurs but I don't care
They can get annoyed or upset
I know Minhyuk is upset
But I can't deal with that right now
Not when I have the girl I love in my arms and it's so comfortable in this bed with her
There is no way I'm getting up to deal with them
No way
The door closes and I breath in relief
Finally they're gone
She shifts, moving to her back, pulling me with her
"What was that about?", she murmurs
"I didn't know you were awake jagi", I answer, settling against her, my head on her shoulder
"Barely"
I smile against her neck
Thank god she loves sleep just as much as I do
"It was the guys. They know about us"
"Mmmm, that's bad", she yawns
"No jagi. It's ok."
"Are you sure baby?"
"Yeah jagi. It'll be fine, I promise"
"Ok baby", she says, kissing my forehead, her arms around me, keeping me on top of her, "Can we still sleep?"
"Yeah jagi. I kicked them out. We can sleep as long as we want"
"Oh good", she breathes, then kisses my forehead, "I love you"
"I love you", I tell her, kissing her neck, hugging her close and closing my eyes, falling back asleep
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mejomonster · 1 year
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Never Let Me Go ep 7:
I'm so mushy. Look, this isn't ur show if you're looking for the romcom type where people say the cheesiest mushy stuff quickly and are "in love" immediately etc. (Although I'll say Bad Buddy had best of both worlds since they knew each other their whole lives technically pre show so the mushy stuff is less from nothing and more from a foundation almost 2 decades long).
I'm mushy BECAUSE this show feels so damn realistic! In a good way. Neung asks Palm if he's ever loved someone so much he'd consider marrying them. If this were mushy romcom Palm would say yes and cue romantic music. Instead, Palm says no. Realistic answer for a guy who's only 18 - even if he did love someone, loving them enough to marry them forever? It might be happening rn as he's falling for Neungdiao but it's probably not something he went through before at like age 15. Despite saying no (the only realistic answer for Palm), he says he DOES think Neung will meet someone he'll love that much, who will love him that much. And my heart swoons. I'm sinking. I'm emotional. Awwwwwww. That genuine heartfelt hope Neung has happiness, that underlying current Palm thinks he can be that person for Neung when it's time for Neung to contemplate marriage. Is so soft. So sweet. It's worth buckets of a cheesy one liner to me. This scene is so much more my romance story preference ToT
Their scene on the beach, where Palm shows him the secret beach qnd they swim. It's just playful, it's them looking at each other having fun, and looking away at the world in contemplation. And man, have I also been there. On a special beach, in the sunset, having fun with my crush. Hoping we are like this year's later, hoping I'll still be with them, hoping they'll be with me. Trying to remember the moment forever in my heart. I loved that scene so much. It feels like idk. A real kind of moment. A moment you really might have had with a crush. I know it's me personally relating lol. But it's also like? I've never accidentally kissed a person by falling lol, or gotten pinned after we ran away from being chased ToT (though I find the trope fun). So like. The decision to do this as the big romantic scene was really nice to me, that they picked a moment many people who've gone on a trip in nature with a crush or lover can relate to. It's touchable, within reach, an ordinary moment (made extraordinary cayse its a super pretty Thailand beach but you get the idea). It makes the romance feel closer to our own lives, versus us trying to feel closer to a more romantic fantastical life.
The scenes with Ben and Chopper all absolutely wreck my heart. Rip it right to pieces. Choppers actor is SO GOOD you can feel a decade of history between him and Ben that's not in dialogue but PRESENT. You can feel he cares about Ben so much he tries not to grab on and never let go, that he'd give anything to have Ben in his life daily again BUT even more than that he wants to see Ben smiling and happy and free and safe. He loves Ben so fucking much it hurts me. Choppers a lot like me as a teen in that regard lol. And Ben? Ohhhh boy. Well they went the Very Realistic view of gay people in society in this show. So his military dad views gay actions as looking bad on Ben's image. The adults view a gay rumor as a Bad Thing in a way Ben caught kissing a girl would not have been. Neung being just gay and perfectly fine about it, still gets him ostracized compared to people who Don't think it's fine to be viewed that way. Neungs mom is as expected a loving mom who's just disappointed in herself that her son didn't feel safe to be open to her (and interesting this actually serves a character development function Totally unrelated to neung liking men - he acts very loving to his mom, but feels she can't "handle" certain things. She can't "handle" him not eating vegetables so he pretends to like them and eats tjem for her. How naive does he act FOR her, because he's trying to protect her from other parts of his personality. Neung has shown to be very intelligent and cunning sometimes when doing his own things alone. I imagine he hides all that from his mom. This whole arc further shows he's got parts of himself other people are not all aware of).
Back to Ben. They picked a realistic route. Further solidifying this show feels like My Dear Loser, 3 Will Be Free, and The Eclipse in how it handles queer people. This is not romcom world where our annoying problems in society don't exist. Figures. In a story where the class differences and inequality of it and how unfair it fucking is are HAMMERED nonstop, of course queerness and how it affects how society privileges or harms people is going to be included. I again LOVE how this show is written so far. Anyway Ben... Chimon always gives a stellar performance in my opinion, particularly in that he plays people who feel like real people. Ben feels as real as Wave in The Gifted, as his typical realistic teen character in My Dear Loser. It doesn't feel like a bl romance genre show. It feels like I'm watching a GENERAL thriller on gmmtv (a la The Player, The Gifted) and they just decided the majority of the main leads will be queer. (Actually Not Me and 3 Will Be Free may also feel like this). I personally love this approach as main-genre romance isn't actually my preference, and this feel really works for this story. Chimon does such an amazing job, I keep feeling like I'm seeing this slice of a person's life and vulnerability in privacy with Chopper admiting his heart out. As Chopper feels painfully unconditionally loving and trying to prioritize Ben's feelings over any pain of his own, Ben just feels brutally real. The actual class president you met in school if he sat with you some day off to the side during lunch and admitted all the shit he was actually going through. Anyway I am literally folded in half emotionally whenever Ben and Chopper get scenes together to combine this effect.
I love Ben. Thats all.
Suddenly thinking if Heartstopper fans also happen to like action thrillers, they might like this show? I mean they probably want something fluffier. But I liked Heartstoppers realism with anxiety and personal doubts and queerness. And those particular elements are also present here with the 4 leads.
Palm. Oh palm. I have a feeling about palm. That feeling is: I feel at some point when he fully reveals his own pov more, a TON OF SCENES IN RETROSPECT are going to click into place as way more emotional to watch than they were before. Sort of like when I watched The Untamed - first time around I thought Lan Wangji was boring expressionless until the teen arc was over. Because I saw him like Wei Wuxian did. The second watch, knowing how deeply Lan Wangji was effected from day 1? I realized the actor was actually putting a LOT of nuance in I was just tuning out on first watch. I suspect once palm shows his pov in a scene more overtly, his visual acting tells will become more obvious, and in retrospect I'll be emotionally overwhelmed on a rewatxh.
I suspect we see him like Neungdiao right now. And that is: Palm trying so hard to frame himself as servant, frame his own pov as unknown and unimportant, put his wants below the specific necessity that he serve Neung and make Neung feel safe AND make sure there's a clear boundary of "I'm a servant not equal" since his dad keeps hammering it. I think at first he might even have had some hostility wanting to be a servant instead of quiting, some feelings he doesn't need to do what his dad demands of him just cause dad feels that way. But he DOES care about Neung. And he'd be friends in a heartbeat - IF he could. If he could? He'd open up emotionally and let Neung treat him equal like Neung desperately wants. But Palm knows the societal punishment for them breaking their roles to act like that is going to be hard on Neung, and he 1 doesn't want Neung to deal with more because of Palm and 2 Palm doesn't want to attract anger from others and disappointment (or worse being full on removed from Neungs life by his dad and neungs mom) just because he violated the boundaries of his status. He knows Neung can choose to change how he treats Palm, but if Palm changes how he acts then they both get screwed by the world. Palm can't afford to reveal an inch, cant afford for Stubborn Nueng to notice what Palm wants. And Palms stubborn too so he keeps intensely reinforcing their boundary and keeping his feelings secret.
Cue Palm smiling, making stubborn jokes in private with Neung. Saying he's waiting for his moment on the beach (to make a romantic move). Palm knows once he kissed Neung that the cat is out of the bag. No matter how servant Not Friend, separate and not together, employee instead of equal that Palm is Supposed to be? He kissed Neung. He knows he did it cause he likes Neung, and was jealous of Ben, and in his heart wants to treat Neung with love and reciprocation. And he knows Neung sure wanted that reciprocation - so he kisses Neung. And now Neung knows for all the holding back, Palm feels some amount. And so Palms letting himself smile, when he thinks Neung won't push him, when he thinks they're alone enough he can tease and talk back and Be closer to equal socially without any outsiders punishing them for it. That's Palms resolve to be a silent separate protector deteriorating. I'm excited to see as it crumbles more.
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ifwebefriends · 2 years
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Gravity Falls Rewatch S1E12 A Tale of Two Stans
Honestly I’m so glad they took an entire episode to address all of Stan’s mysteries, especially after what we learned about him last episode
AWWWWWWW I LOVE BABY STANS ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Stan punches a perfect triangle in the wood oooo spooky
There’s a photo in the intro now with Ford putting away Journal 1!
Stan is just so happy to see his brother again :)
FORD SPEAKING WOOOOOOO LETS GET IT
Ayo new fictional crush acquired???
Me hearing Ford’s voice for the first time at age 13: CAVE JOHNSON FROM PORTAL 2?!?!
If I had a nickel for every character voiced by JK Simmons who has a strong association with portals I’d have two (three?) nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?
Damn Ford got some sick moves get it old man
Dipper and Mabel’s grandparent is named Shermie
“I have a niece and nephew?” BRO 🥺🥺🥺🥺
“I like this kid. She’s weird” :))))
Dipper really embodying the fandom with his “you’re the author of the journals” comment
“You’ve read my journals?” Nah he’s just read the one
Mabel being a good sister and comforting Dipper through this almost-throwing up episode :)
We got the Stanley-Stanford name swap reveal folks!!!!!!
Soos canonically writes fanfic about Grunkle Stan
Stan’s mom was a fake psychic, maybe explaining him seeing through Gideon’s lies?
“Ford had a birth defect leading to him being obsessed with sci-fi and mystery” is so fucking based fr
It looks like Ford picked a fashion style as a kid and STUCK with it, good for him
Stan really was like that even as a kid lmao
I love the baby Stan twins’ relationship
It really was a mistake, Stan really loves his brother and didn’t mean to ruin things for him :(
Baby Shermie!
Stan’s dad is kind of a dick
Why was Ford writing in Journal 1? I thought that one was full?
I want to read Ford’s thesis
Octavia the 8-legged cow was in one of Ford’s books!
Okay so Gravity Falls has just always been like thatTM
Looks like one of Wendy’s relatives helped to build the Mystery Shack!
Dipper fanboying over the journals is something I needed in my life
Ford has some great art skills fr
Baby shapeshifter!
“It was finally a place where I felt at home” ayo…….LGBT-coded??
Ford and McGucket were college buddies!!
McGucket could have been Steve Jobs?!?
Looks like we have relatives to the “get him get him” guy
Ford and Stan were both at places at some point in their lives where they “didn’t need anyone”
The Mystery Shack address is 618 Gopher Road (there’s that number 618 again!)
Stan and Ford didn’t talk for over 10 years since Stan got kicked out :(
“Have you come to steal my eyes?!” Is that what the Society of the Blind Eye was doing at first?!?
“Let’s talk this through, okay?” Stan still cares, he always has 🥺🥺🥺🥺
“I’ve been around the world” I want to know how many countries Stan has been to
I want to know how Gideon found Journal 2
Stan’s tattoo is actually a burn mark!!!!
Stanley was sleeping in the Carpet Diem room!!!!
Young Lazy Susan and how her eye got lazy!
Young Blubs!
Young “get him get him” guy!
The cash register reads “6.18”
Early version of Dipper’s hat!
Ford really channeling that Cave Johnson spirit for that scene where he shooed out the feds
Soos and Wendy offscreen friendship!!
Loved Stan and Ford’s last interaction before they got all mean and bitter
Mabel worrying about the future! :(
Great episode!! One of my favorites!
I AM VERY VERY NORMAL ABOUT GRUNKLE FORD OKAY????????
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morel-marcel · 1 year
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ok it is TIME FOR THE watching of elevation and dark c: i have so bad net at work that i won't even add screens bc i'm watching this in 244p XDDD what was this 2.0 match? 😭 why so short? that was barely a match at all 😭 the blade: hey you know what we were thinking? - baby i'm happy you think, let me hear what you think it's willow! weeee iiiii llowwww ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ comment the fucking match please 😭 i don't care about the tickets i won't be able to go to america, just sell this thickets when someone else is fighting, appreciate willow please NOO tay and ana don't do this ;;;;;;;;;;;; RUBY!!!! love to see best friends uvu why they are so perfect i love when they hug their opponent/s, it is so funny bc they don't know what bf are up to. will it be just a hug or superkick??? who knows i may not be the fan of the elite but i do love brandon, silly little guy, so friendly ❤️ awwwwwww serpentico's hugging brandon ❤️ ❤️ now there is two little guys ❤️ .. and luther, i'm scered of luther why you have to have a law for that in texas?? are you allright there?
he thowed poor brandon on the guy XDDDDD this is comedy damn brandon is so fun ❤️ he could be in a tag team with willow and they would do cool dances together noooooooo i wished that brandon serp and luther won :CCCC fuck you ari, your cr*pto investor gimmick is stupid >:C ok it's been enough talk, time for dark: s-s-sa- 🤢 sam- 🤢 samm-s-sammy 🤮 please tay, he is awful, dump his ass oh tay is angryyy, can't wait for her match with ruby 👀 the factory… you know what this means. my sweet blorbo COLE ❤️ watched the factory matches for evilhausen, stayed for cole ❤️ my boy is so good uvu look at him throwing people he so happy when he does the cover ;;u;; look at him (did the screenshot at home just to show you all)
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idk who is clayton 😴 taz loves to talk about hook, i'm waiting for him to bring photos from time when he was a baby to show on dark or something XD it has this energy kip and penelope ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ THAT'S ALL THANK YOU FOR WATCHING ~
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(Live reactions to 6x05)
SHARLO GIRL…
LMFAO DECTECTIVE BUCKLEY BE CAREFUL! YOU MIGHT BREAK A HIP OFENOXWMODSMDOSMKDDM
Magda seems sweet off rip. Very… prepared. Very cute.
AWWWWWWW. Wait. LMFAO PLEASE NOT CAMERAS
ATHENA HAD AN ALLERGY TO DOGS PLS
everyone say it with me
Fire station dog.
Fire station dog.
FIRE STATION DOG!
wow. OMG HES ALIVE?????? SLAYYYYY
WAIT WHAT IT WAS THE SAME HOUSE??????
UM…
wait he’s gonna go to hen? I mean not what I was expecting but slay
um this does not sound at all smart but ok babes
This man has absolutely no idea what he’s doing LMFAO
UM BABE CUT IT OUT I……………..
Oh no. Eh. He’ll be fine. BABE WAKE TF UP- ok ty.
KARHEN AWWWWWWWWW CUTE-
I… Girl… same. LMFAO
he better not run away…
ok he didn’t sorry I always plan for the worst chile anyways
GIRL WHAT- Maddie wut u doing stealin girl smh OFENODWMODWMDOWMXOWMS
Sorry I like making myself laugh
magda… LMAO
the only person it could be is that new call center guy lmao it’s not josh or anyone else so (I don’t remember his name)
Oh quite literally fuck off Noah- oh… I’m sorry? O H. oh wow. GIRLLLLLLLLL WHAT IN THE FUCK UH UH (I feel bad for Noah and his mom fuck his step dad, ty very much) kinda wish he got more screen time tho
SAME KAREN SAME (favorite part of the episode is definitely the karhen scenes)
OH MY GOD HOOVER REALLY LIVED UP TO HIS NAME PUHLEASE GONNA HAVE TO REDO THE ENTIRE LIVING ROOM
oH- now the dog is going to Eddie? Slay…
Lmfao yeah…
PLS- weirder than usual???? that’s saying a lot but ok.
NO DOGS IN THE BUILDING??? BUCK COME ON NOW FJWODMWOXMWOCMSOXMSKS
only cats? sorry but no thank you I need both.
so proud of hen dude she’s amazing; OFC SHE FUCJING PASSED AND THE FUCKING CELEBRATION PARTY AWWWWYEYEIEJWODNWOSMWOSMAOSMSOSNSOZMWOSN I LOVE THEM SO MUCH KISS KISS KISS AWYWTWYWYEYEYWYWYWYYWYWYWYWYEYEYEYCYWYDHS
why do I feel terror now that we have all of them here…
Buck?
Girl?
Why the fuck would you say that?
Don’t make me cry rn I’m on the verge of LOSING MY SHIT NOT RHE FUCKING FLASHBACKS CUT IT OUT
AWWWWWWWWWWW Hoover and his new family so cute
do not do something that will cause pain rn 911 I’m so serious
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THEYRE GONNA HELP HER WITH THE HOUSE ??????
aw dude this episode was looking ble-
………………………………………..
are you fucking kidding me?
I’m… oh hell fucking no I fucking knew it she better not die by some “unseen complications” or some bullshit or go into a fucking coma they can’t kill KAREN OFF FUCK YALL IM FUCKING DONE
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mattslolita · 13 days
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update bout the boy!
so last night he msgd me saying he wanted me to come over to his today bc we finish schl way earlier. so i was at his from 12:30 till 5. before i went i washed n dried my hair at my house. then when i was there i was telling him how i wanted to straighten my hair tmrw cuz itll last me a week (my hair does not get greasy) and he said we should do it today cuz he had fun last time we did it 😉😏 we took 2 HOURS!!! shocking but ANYWAYYY!
i was scrolling on vinted (like depop) for unused pandora charms for cheaper cuz bsfr im not paying 40 POUNDS FOR A PIECE OF METAL! (around 50 dollars i think) and he saw me looking and said "find one you like and send me it" UMMM 😂😍 i dint send him any but he saw one i favourited and bought it 🥹 i wanna cry bc WTF! LIKE MARRY ME ALREADY????? 🥰😘🤗😚💌💓
his mum and sister were out the house and mine and his friends knew this so they KEPT SPAMMING THE GC SAYING "dont do anything illegal" , "keep it pg (or dont)" , "dont get excited over there" , "keep calm and dont do anything freaky ❤️😘🤷‍♀️" , "yeah so *hisname* actually once saved my dying nan from a burning building, i never got to repay him, thankyou so much bro🙏" "what position r u guys in" WE WERE PISSING OURSELVES OMGGG! we called them and they were saying the same things so i jus told him to invite them aswel. when they came my friend was like "ORGYYYY!!!" WTF LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😏😏
not much happened at schl cuz we were there for like 2 hours an a half. but jus in general hes so respectful. like he never makes weird comments (like other boys) or makes me uncomfortable. bare minumum honestly but these days all boys care abt is where youll let them hit or not 🤣😉
AWWWWWWW hanging out together is sosososo cute that kinda reminds me of a he who must not be named from my past...
ANYWAYS !! how sweet omfg !! I woulda folded if he got the charm for me cause i LOVEE stuff like that
you guys r so cutie piee🥹
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dont know why i havent done this yet me and my friends ligit have a quote book so without further adue:
STRANGER THINGS CHARACTERS AS THINGS MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID
*Mike farts* El: was that real? Max:…...I dont know….
Hopper: El what kind of ghost are you? El: oOgA bOoGa
El (specifically season 2 el): STOP SAYING IM ADORABLE IM DARK AND EVIL AND MYSTERIOUS Fandom: awwwwwww no you're not (she is pretty bitchin though)
Hopper: I don’t care that she killed people she’s my daughter- (talking about El)
El to Hopper: I didn like it. Dad do something it's getting away
Will: Blueberry indiana sounds nice
Joyce: I need to light candles when i have the time'
Steve: NO NOT THE RUSSIAN
Erica: because you are unable to comprehend the logic of C O R N E R S
Dustin: fun fact you drink soda out of a star
Nancy: no racoon. begone
Dustin: Can you guys be consistent in your incompetence
Robin: no child we are not watching the pope
Will literally the whole show: I guess today's just beat up will day
Lucas: let's talk about apples :D
El eating nutella and waffles in bed: how did nutella get on the bottom of my bed
Steve: Don't wag your finger at me kids i'm your mom
Kali: its the rich person eyeliner not your normal liquid
Steve: da kermit
Will: why do i like men this is torture
Robin on the drugs: Sammmel is ur friend groups names..All mashed togetherrrrr Steve also on the drugs: Our dance parties are the best...Best friends forverrrrr Robin: Theres El, Max, here a Lucas there an Erica everywhere a mike and will, and a Dustin Steve: When i am around my friends i’m not a lonely turdddddd
Lucas: Carbonated apple juice
El: ok so the other day i  was eating waffle and my brother will said BIG BOY JOHN CENA
Eddie: I can not afford to have green eyebrows
Argyle: like im obviously not simping for the telephone but yk how like people wear masks and stuff and it covers there whole face its like a vibe that hes hot under the telephone or under said mask, its like body movements his personality and his voice that give the vibe not a literaly phone
Alexi: I've fallen asleep in boxes before
Nancy: Girl run! Steal their booty
Joyce: I'm going to throw a heart attack
Lucas: did my toe evaporate
Jonathan: order line pants are turning into abuse
Murray: POTATO IN A BIKINI
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kingjulienxiii · 2 years
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Willie appreciation post
Willie, the golden bamboo lemur who appeared in the Madagascar movie and is a main side character in All Hail king Julien. The one who screams "we're all gonna die" and "what the heck man" I want to show n tell why he is amazing to me. This is not a theory. I will post theories on him later.
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First of all my boo, Willie is just beautiful gorgeous. Just look at him awwwwwww
Willie is a great dancer! Check it out I made this edit. That's a cool dance he's doing and I wish they showed him dancing often.
Willie tends to be very caring. He is seen with persons who are discarded or rejected by others. Nurse phantom lives with Dr. S and they naturally have a friendship but outside their hospital, Nurse phantom does not have friends except kj who is you know...and so in the episode "revenge of the prom", Willie is seen pulling Rob in a stretcher till the end and he's happy.
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Willie is nicely dressed for prom but he chose to help Rob participate in the event. Im sure that girls will be more than willing to dance with Willie. He's a lady charmer and as you can see here, in the cruise and in club moist. In two different episodes he is with different lemur ladies. And oh that first girl is completely into him, I can tell. Maybe that night he didn't have other plans so he helped Rob. Still, I don't think anyone would have done that except Willie.
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In exiled Willie picked up Mort and that was so cute. Mort was thrown into the prison and Willie picked him up and held him close to his chest. Who else would have done that.
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He's the captain of S. S pee pee pants. It's not highlighted much though but I think it's Amazing and I think the author deliberately forgot to show king Julien exclaiming "we have a navy?" that's cool. Willie representing the navy,
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He's had character development! In this episode he looked so heroic. He's always been shown as a coward and when he got the gun he lemured Up, vowing to protect what he owns.
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Willie is a great supporter of King Julien. When king Julien arrives with some new fancy idea the whole kingdom should try, Willie supports him enthusiastically.
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I'd like to talk about Willie's death phobia and panic triggering cries in another post. King Julien doesn't like Willie much probably due to this but there was this one time he liked Willie's joke though it did not make anyone else laugh. In the later seasons kj 13 goes on blaming Willie for everything and calls him guy that no one likes.
Yeah he gets blamed often.
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bellasauruss · 2 years
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WINGS OF FIRE BOOK 15 THOUGHT BITS
major spoilers for the book, this isn't in order of as these things occur i am just thinking :P I LOVED the book btw I love Wings of Fire so much; before the tidbits, here's something from me:
People can sit and complain about all the minute details and inconsistencies and continuity errors, but wings of fire is a wonderful series with wonderfully written characters, who, at times aren’t the best, but the writing has its moments and overall, it is a great series
i love these characters, i loved getting to live through their eyes and see all of it wings of fire is a lovely little world and even with needed worldbuilding, it's amazing, it's so interesting with what we have and the content the fandom produces is enough proof of that.
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OKAY now my tidbit thoughts teehee --------
Bumblebee being described as "outraged; but that's how she always looks so it was hard to tell how she was feeling" is really funny to me and the entire fact that she's just an AWFUL toddler is so silly and cute
Axolotl tagging along in the very end and being like :D is very cool and i hope we get to see more of them
THE MOONS HAVE NAMES!!!!!!!! THATS SO COOOOOLLL; Imperial, Oracle, and perception AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE NAMES LINE UP WITH THE NIGHTWING POWER
i love humans... so cool.... expanded the series so much; in my opinion the inclusion of humans expands the world building sooo much and the hate they get doesn't make sense to me haha
SEAWING BLUE BLOOD!! people keep going "wahh wahhh continuity error" but guys what if it's a retcon 👁 either way i dont care and it's CANON TO ME NOW AND IT'S COOL!! :D
green hivewing bug blood teehee ewwww i wonder if certain kinds of bloods burn or stink like actual bugs do
i think we should try and draw/recreate the tapestries Luna saw
"I love you, Dusky" RRNGGGG MY HEART THAT MADE ME SAD. THAT MADE ME SO SAD.
"Blue hesitated, biting one of his claws" dragons bite their nails this was a very needed point of information
i wanna draw the different kinds of silk SO BAD it's so cool!!
so many characters in scenes at the same time... i have an active imagination but even I wasn't able to see it all at the same time, phew! it was a lot but enjoyable, hard to get through in the beginning though.
i love bullfrog. i connect to him somehow, i dont know how but i do
wasp being taken out by poison death spit!!!!!! woohoo! two queens! two nickles
AWWWWWWW CRICKET'S LITTLE TREE!!! i forgot about it thats so cool that it lived and grew and is cool
dusky looks like he's on the verge of tears always in my mind in every single scene
luna and swordtail's unique wing designs on the cover are so pretty!!! I wish the fandom would edit bases more and depict silkwings with unique wing formations, i wonder how many different variations there are?
why is cottonmouth so unabashedly selfish and evil D: hate him so much
gosh i can't help but wondering what those ancient tribes from 5000 years before looked like? Where they different? The ones that flew over the farmland had weird colors that wouldn't make sense to go with each other (unless i read it wrong) were they hybrids? were they parts of tribes that hadn't split yet? Freedom would make sense since Freedom probably isn't a very definable tribe
I wonder what Freedom's tribe bloodline is :O
okay i probably have more rattling around in my head but that's all i can remember right now
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also to cap it off, here's a fukin dusky
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