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resilicns-multi · 2 years
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@ancientforged - Starter for Kiana
"Hi!♪"
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"You're Mei's friend, right?" Elysia grinned as she rest her hands on her hips, her eyes shining as she stared at Kiana. She was thrilled to meet the girl that Mei was clearly so fond of. "She didn't tell me how pretty you are..! Your hair is so long and it looks so soft!"
Giggling, she stood up straight, clasping her hands in front of her. She was so excited, finally experiencing things in this new era after finally being able to leave the Elysian Realm. Even though things were still serious in these times, there were so many things she wanted to see and learn about. How different was fashion in this era? Makeup? Were the outfits these "Valkyries" wore cute?
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kanroji-san · 8 months
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Modern AU!
Y/n:*Spooning Poseidon, kissing his forehead as his face is smooshed unto your chest*Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?~
Poseidon:*Sighs and hisses, nuzzling deeper into your chest*FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THATS HOLY, I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.ITS 2AM
Y/n:*Pouts and clicks tongue*Mean...
-On McDonald's-
Y/n:*Smilling at the cashier*Two happy meals A schocolate milkshake and black coffee, please
Poseidon:*Clinging to your back like a koala, humming happily you got him black coffe*...
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howi99 · 2 months
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Jaune: *having Cinder in a chokehold during a training match* Give up Cinder, i win this round.
Cinder: *moaning* H-harder~
Jaune: ...
Glynda: ...
Pyrrha: God i wish i was her.
Nora: Pyr, you just said it out loud.
Pyrrha: I know what i said.
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rubyfunkey · 3 months
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i've already drawn this out once but i really wanted to take another crack at it because i feel like i didnt do my own thoughts justice.
anyway. canon divergence where Jaune dies instead of Pyrrha and it gives her a complex centered around her beliefs in destiny/fate. (also Pyrrha maintains control of half of the fall-maiden powers because i want to tinker with the idea of Pyrrha and Cinder fiending for the other half)
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pilot-boi · 7 months
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Nora straight up steals Jaune’s chest plate
It’s a little big on her
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notmaplemable · 18 days
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JNPRR 2
Jaune: So you want to join my team?
Ruby: Yep.
Jaune: Are you even allowed to do that?
Ruby: Professor Ozpin already said yes.
Jaune: Huh, well welcome aboard.
Pyrrha: Are we just collecting redheads?
Ren: ...I'm never going to get my reading done.
Nora: J-N-P-Double R! Team JNPRR Forever!
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Goodwitch: Why in the world would you transfer Ruby Rose to team JNPR?
Ozpin: It seemed funny. *Sips coffee*
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juanarc-thethird · 1 day
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Zen Jaune #2
Jaune: *Finds a lamp and rubs it*
Suddenly smoke comes out of the lamp and a Genie appears.
Genie: (Nice~ A new idiot to fool, hehehe…) Greetings mortal, for finding my lamp I will grant you three wishes. But with some exceptions. I can't make anyone fall in love with you, I can't bring back the dead, and no wishing for more wishes. (Also, if you are not specific, I will make your life an eternal suffering, hehehe….)
Nora: *GASP!* You found a magic lamp?!! *She says excited* What are you going to wish for? Money? Power? An oven that doesn't use electricity, is portable, and can create delicious food from nothing?! Tell me!!
Ren: Nora, leave him alone. Jaune needs time to think about it.
Genie: (Oh humans, always with their greed.) *He smiles*
Jaune: Is ok Ren. I already know what I want.
Genie: Oh really? Well, what is your wish, boy? (I can't wait to trick him. Hehehe...)
Jaune: Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
Genie:...
Ren:...
Nora:...
Genie: Your wish is granted, and…
He bows to Jaune.
Genie: ..I want to apologize.
Jaune: *Concern* Wait, What? Why? Please raise your head, Mr. Genie.
Genie: *Still bowing down to him* (All this power and knowledge in the palm of my hands, and it was a human who taught me not to judge others.)
Jaune: Please, Mr. Genie. Raise your head.
Ren: *bows to Jaune* Sensei
Jaune: Huh?
Nora: *Also bows to Jaune* Teach me your ways, master!
Jaune: Don't do that! Please, you three, raise your heads!
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jboy44 · 1 month
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Professor obleck " mr arc will be away for awhile on family business class he send a video to explain."
Video plays
Saphron " hi I am Jaunes sister. As ut was cheapest way for me and my wife to have a baby I asked my brother jaune to fuck a baby into my wife, after twelve non stop hours of hard clothless work my brother bred my wife with his meat hammer which I still can't believe fit in side terra the fucking thing is massive. Any how that was nine months ago so my wife is giving birth to my brother Jaune's baby right now making him an uncle daddy."
Team rwbts jaws drop
Nora shut up
Ren is repeating " what? " non stop
Pyrrha is screaming "I WANTED HIS BABY ITSNOT FAIR I WANT TO GIVE BIRTH TO HIS FIRST BORN 😭😭😭😭
Weiss turbs shocked
Velvet ".... Dilf went from an 8 to 10
Coco ".... Bun bun 🤯🤯🤯
Ruby "... You know I have that disorder were my boobs work despite never making a baby 😍😍 I can be the wet nurse to Jaunes baby
Blake blinks ".... I was flirting with wrong sister
Yang " ....tripe wfh.💔💔💔🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😱
Weiss " thats why ruby us thicker then me
Obleck " settle down class."
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kinaesthetiqueer · 1 month
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"We just got her to stop crying..."
Spiritual follow up to this drabble, based on this text post.
Any semi-shitpost comics like this are schrodinger's canon, meaning there are some canon-to-fic elements, and some not, though all is subject to change!
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And they were… in trouble
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A/n: To get the full experience of this chapter it’s probably best to read part 3 before reading this 😊
Part 3: And they were…lovers. Wait really??
Part 2: And they were…strangers
Part 1: And they were…roommates
Summary: the arguments continue, will they ever solve them? Probably not because they can’t communicate even with Lokis dream
Words: 2K +
Warnings: 18+ Minors DNI angst and sadness, no real reconciliation in this chapter, blood mentions
When Wanda left the house she saw you standing outside the car looking at the ground
“I don’t want to go home yet” Wanda said refusing to get into the car “please Wanda I don’t want to argue let’s just get you home” you got into the car waiting for Wanda but when she just stood there with her arms crossed you rolled your eyes and got back out of the car
“Why are you doing this?”
“You still want me” she said and you rolled your eyes “of course I still want you I mean look at you, even with no sleep, probably a little hungover and the same outfit on as yesterday, I would push you against the wall and bury my head between your thighs and devour you until you tried pushing me away
Wanda gasped “do it then, right now up against the wall between these houses” you approached her holding her waist tight and went to kiss her but pulled away at the last minute “no, now get in the fucking car Wanda, you need to sleep for your classes tomorrow”
Wanda was the one to push you away now “forget it, I’m not getting into the car with you if you’re going to act like this!”
She walked off into the direction she thought was correct, she actually didn’t care she just wanted to leave and you didn’t chase after her, you let your eyes close thinking about everything, fuck-
Loki pushed you to the ground suddenly and you jumped back up throwing him a small dagger hitting him in the neck “what’s your fucking problem?!”
The man discarded the dagger crushing it and throwing it to the ground “I know you saw my dream for you, you saw the exact same thing as Wanda and when she woke up she was thankful, you’re just being an asshole about it!”
“Maybe I don’t appreciate you interrupting my sleep for a stupid teenage fantasy”
Loki scoffed “you loved the dream, I saw you smiling and giggling through certain parts, why are you being so stubborn?”
You eyes darkened to their red colour and you glared at the man “maybe I’ve just realised that being here on earth living with a human in a shitty apartment isn’t what I wanted to do in my death”
Loki laughed pushing you to the ground again “don’t make me laugh, that sappy talk you had with Wanda last night ‘oh I’ve loved you ever since I saw you and when I told you I was a demon and you didn’t run away’ makes me sick, get a fucking grip Y/n either date her and be a happy little demon housewife or finally leave her alone for good”
You were pissed off, who was he to tell you how to live your death and how to be with Wanda, she wasn’t any of his business “go fuck yourself! And don’t you dare mention Wanda again!” You stood up and stormed off into the forest away from Loki
“You need to make up your damn mind!” He shouted to you not that you were paying attention
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You were deep enough in the forest now knowing no one would be around or if they were they wouldn’t be for long. Letting yourself kneel to the ground and close your eyes you felt it, the snapping of your spine and feeling the wings emerge from your back, blood running down your back, the feeling of your wings stretching and finally being free after so long
You stood up enjoying the feeling of your wings being free and you let out a happy sigh “oh I’ve missed this” your head throbbed and tore open revealing your spiralling horns
“I’ve missed being a real demon” your mind fogged and you felt all the pain and sadness disappear from your body and you’d never felt more alive, you needed to find someone, you needed to find Valkyrie and have the fun that you deserve.
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“Y/n?” Lucifer eyed you nervously as you entered the club in your demon form, knowing it hadn’t happened in a while “are you feeling some big feelings? Do we need to have a grown up talk and work out some anger?”
You laughed pushing through the devil and going to the other woman at the bar “hi Val”
“Y/n, you’re looking good” she pulled you into her lap “where’s Carol?” You didn’t really care but you thought it would be pleasant to ask “she’s in hell for a few months so I’m all lonely up here, just waiting for a winged demon with a dark desire in her eyes to take care of me”
You laughed “well here I am, come on I want to go hunting before I devour you, nice and blooded for me” your mouths met in a hot kiss and you groaned finally being kissed properly by a demon and not those plain humans you’ve been kissing but your good time was soon interrupted
“As erotic and as sexual as this is what the fuck is going on?”
You turned your head towards the king of hell “I missed being a demon, now are you coming hunting or are you just being a boring bastard?”
He fake gasped “how dare you of course I want to come hunting, nice to have my favourite demon back”
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Wanda had managed to make it home but she didn’t want to go into the house, Natasha had left a note on the door telling her that she’d cleaned up as best she could and ordered her some hangover pizza.
So she lay on the grass outside the house looking up at the sky letting out a really heavy sigh, filled with so much emotion “maybe I should leave her alone, I’ll give her space”
You were interrupted by a rustling in the trees, a figure appearing, was it an animal? Wanda tried making it out and when she did her eyes widened
“What the-Y/n?!”
Wanda jumped back away from you and looked over your monstrous form, the horns, the wings and the blood dripping like rain droplets from your body, she’d never seen you like this
“Oh what a lovely lady you are, Y/n was right you look delicious” Wanda didn’t have time to react before the woman pinned her back down onto her back and looked at you.
“Go on Y/n I’ve got her pinned down she’s not going anywhere, take a drink like you’ve always wanted” Valkyrie had Wanda’s hands held together and even though Wanda was kicking with her legs all you had to do was straddle her to keep her still, so you did, leaning all your weight on her and smiling as some blood dripped onto her body
“Y-Y/n p-please, please don’t hurt me” she tried searching your eyes for any hesitation or remorse but there was nothing, just an empty sea of darkness
“You’ve hurt me so why shouldn’t I hurt you?” The deep gravely voice scared Wanda, yes you were a demon and yes she’d seen you angry but this was a whole new approach that scared her
“I’m sorry for hurting you Y/n please I do want to be with you! Please let’s just figure things out-
“Stop!” Your had enough, you’d had enough of everything she was saying and doing and you were going to take what you deserved
Leaning down to her face your hand gripped her chin pushing her face to side exposing her gorgeous neck, running your fangs over her pulse point made you vibrate, it was so exciting, so you sunk your fangs into her neck her blood filling your mouth and senses and fuck was it wonderful! She was delicious, she’d stopped thrashing and Valkyrie had let go of her hands coming next to you kissing your neck
“vos vultus calidum amica”
When you finally released the grip you had on Wanda you lifted your head and saw Wanda’s face, her pale weak face, oh god what had you done, the fog covering your mind clearing at the worse possible moment
You glared down at what you’d just done, you’d bitten Wanda, you’d taken her blood and now you were watching her slip into unconsciousness, no no! This wasn’t meant to happen you’d never hurt Wanda, even with everything that had happened you didn’t want to hurt her! Or did you? You were just angry and confused on what was going on you weren’t thinking straight
Quickly jumping off of her body and snatching her hands away from Val you picked her up and cradled her in your arms “Wanda Wanda please forgive I didn’t mean to hurt you I never wanted to hurt you like this I’m sorry I’m so so sorry, wake up please wake up”
The demon had never seen you so vulnerable before, in tears over a human, sure she’d heard the stories of you essentially becoming “soft” for the human but never like this “Y/n? Maybe we should take her to the hospital?”
You shook your head gently as if not to wake Wanda “and say What? Here’s a girl and she was bitten by a demon? Oh no its okay no need to file a report I’m the one that did it here have my teeth pictures, no I need to get her to the club, Dr banner will come and fix her”
“He’s not a human doctor-
“Doesn’t matter! I say he’ll fix her so he will!” You held Wanda close as Valkyrie held you both transporting back to the club
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“I I don’t know what you want me to do Y/n I can’t fix an human, you’ve bitten her so she’ll probably wake up on her own-
“Leave” you whispered, Bruce, Valkyrie and Lucifer didn’t move
“Leave!” You shouted and the trio quickly left the room, you looked back at Wanda and noticed her shivering “oh my love I’m so sorry, I’m sorry for everything I’m an idiot I saw the dream that Loki made too and I loved it, I loved the build a bear thing that happened and the stupid little name buddy we gave him I-I can’t think of anything to say to help, just please wake up”
Obviously she didn’t wake up but you stayed with her, you refused to leave her side, it was only a couple of hours later when you woke up to some shuffling proving that she woke up “Wanda!”
You smiled but that smile quickly disappeared seeing Wanda’s scared face “Wanda? It’s me you’re safe”
“You bit me, you forcefully sucked my blood” her speech was slow and uneven but her words still hurt you “I-I’m sorry Wanda I was just so angry and confused my demon form took over and I couldn’t stop it” you tried coming closer to Wanda but she stood up from the bed still disoriented but she refused to let you see that
“I saw the dream too Wanda I saw everything-
“Stop. I heard you while I was unconscious, it doesn’t matter, I’m done, I can’t keep dealing with you, I can’t keep trying to be with you when you’re being so stubborn and unreasonable- just I’m going to my parents for a few weeks, they may not approve of most of my decisions but at least they don’t try and fucking kill me”
She left the room and you didn’t try and follow her knowing full well she wouldn’t want you too
Yep you’d definitely fucked all that up, maybe some time would help Wanda
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“Wanda you don’t look so good” Natasha had picked Wanda up and per her request was driving her to the train station to go to her parents
Wanda shrugged “I’ve not slept and feeling down, of course I don’t look good
Nat didn’t respond to her angry quip and instead drove in silence finally reaching the station and getting out of the car waiting for Wanda
“Sorry Nat I’m just really stressed0
Nat shrugged “it’s okay you’ve had a bit of a rough time”
Wanda agreed “yeah it’s been terrible, but I hope it’ll get better”
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“Y/n you look terrible” lucifer casually mention as you flopped down onto his couch “yeah well it’s been a fucking rough week alright? So fuck off”
Your head suddenly started to throb and forced you to sit up and grip your head you heard screaming in your head, was it Wanda? Wanda was shouting for you?
“She’s shouting because you bit her and she’s strayed far from you, she’s bound to you forever now, really fucked up there didn’t you?” Lucifer laughed and you groaned
“She’s in so much pain, I’ve never felt pain like it, even my death wasn’t this bad”
“Go after her then, trust me if you leave it the pain will get worse”
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“Wanda!” Natasha rushed to her side as she threw up on the ground in front of her “Wanda are you okay?!”
The woman shook her head “I need Y/n”
“What?”
“I need Y/n! Fuck it’s hurts so much” her throat was on fire, she didn’t know why she wanted you but in her mind only you could fix her problems, only you could save her, at least that’s what her brain was telling her
Nat looked around in the nearly empty space and spotted a few people trying to hide from helping but then her eyes landed on you, you were here?? How? Did you know she was in pain?
“Nat give me Wanda” the girl shook her head “she said she didn’t want you”
You looked at Wanda who when she finally looked up at you nearly kept out of Nat’s arms “Y/n! Please I need you I don’t know what’s going on but I need to be with you”
“Nat please I don’t want to make a scene, give me Wanda before she collapses okay?”
Nat nodded and handed Wanda to you who wrapped herself around you like a spider monkey finally stopping crying and began falling asleep
“Nat go home, I promise to take care of her, drive safe”
You didn’t wait for an answer and just left with Wanda kissing her forehead “I’m so sorry again Wanda and I’m really sorry for what’s going to happen when you wake up”
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kanroji-san · 13 days
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Ror&Kny Actors! AU
Buddha: WHO THE FUCK ATE MY DONUTS?! I’M GOING TO FUCKING KI-
Obanai!Y/n: I did….
Buddha: ...
Obanai!Y/n: Sorry, i was hungry.
Buddha: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating enough lately Gummy bear. *walks away*
Obanai!Y/n: ...
Obanai!Y/n: He's gone, Loki you can come out now.
Loki: *climbing out of one of the kitchen cabinets with the donut stuffed in his mouth* Twankh uh! (Thank you!)
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howi99 · 2 months
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Jaune: You know, aura is really useful. I used to be hemophiliac.
Nora: You were bigoted?
Ren: No, that's homophobic.
Ruby: then he liked man?
Blake: No, that would be homosexual.
Jaune: *sigh* hemophilia is when someone's body can't properly make blood clots and-
NR: what?
Jaune: If you cut yourself you keep bleeding.
Ruby: ... Wait, then how did you learn martial arts? Wouldn't it have been dangerous?
Jaune: Medication. Besides, i couldn't be afraid to get hit if i wanted to be a huntsman.
Penny: And i can say that boyfriend Jaune can take a hit.
Ruby: *laugh* And how could you know? You never fought him!
Penny: *doesn't say anything and just smile*
Ruby: *concern* Penny? What did you mean? Why are you smiling!?
Weiss: *who was silent all this time* You aren't quite mature enough to know Ruby.
Ruby: ... Oh god.
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Mature/Comedic Short form an au were there are less men than women, and jaune is the only man in his year.
Jaune: Ugh. Pyrrha's been working me to the bone. Atleast I have you all to myself huh?
Jaune: ... I'm talking to an empty communal shower. I am losing it.
Jaune: Well that's fair to have happen right? I mean, with everything going on ...
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Jaune: *Naked* Wouldn't it be smarter to train and get used to moving and fighting in my armor?
Pyrrha: *Visibly drooling* Are you the Four-Time Regional champion in the Mistrali Tournament league?
Jaune: N-no, I suppose I'm not.
~~~~~ Jaune: Is there a reason you need to sit on my lap everytime we're near each other?
Ruby: *Puppy Dog Eyes Engage* Is there a problem with it?
Jaune: Not at all! Just wondering!
Ruby: Good~ *She begins grinding her butt against him*
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Carla: Hey Arc!
Jaune: C-Carla!
Carla: *Kabedons Jaune, Pinning to the wall with her breasts* You think just 'Cuz you're the only Guy this year, You're some kind of hot shit, Huh?
Jaune: *Attempts to speak, is muffled*
Carla: Heh. Just what I thought. Be a good little boy and run back home soon, now. Unless you wanna be waiting on me hand and foot
Jaune: *Not entirely opposed to the idea, because Boobs*
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Jaune: At least Nora's Normal - Ignoring what the implications of believing her to be 'normal' means, She's not as ... Touchy, as others at least.
Nora: *Live Streaming His shower time, making bank from the Beacon Populace* Sorry Fearless Leader, but Me and Lian need some money!
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pilot-boi · 4 months
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Lover Boy to Sk8er Gurl communication
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notmaplemable · 18 days
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Team JNPRR 3
Pyrrha: Where is Ruby going to sleep? We only have 4 beds.
Jaune: She can sleep in my bed tonight-
Pyrrha: *Internal panic*
Jaune: ,I'll just sleep on the floor.
Ruby: I don't mind sharing a bed with you.
Pyrrha: *More internal panic*
Jaune: Nah, I'm fine on the floor.
Pyrrha: *Calm*
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juanarc-thethird · 18 days
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Zen Jaune
Jaune: *Meditating in the distance on the cliff looking at the Emerald Forest*
Nora and Yang are looking at him from afar.
Yang: What's up with Jaune?
Nora: Remember the time you, me ,and the other girls almost broke Jaune's sanity with your double meaning jokes?
Yang: Yeah
Nora: Well, this is his prize. Infinite enlightenment.
Jaune: *Shining bright*
Yang: *Pfft* No way he got "infinite enlightenment".
Nora: If you don't believe it, you can try making bad.
Yang: How?
Nora: I don't know. Say or do something that can make him angry?
Yang: Like?
Nora: If I knew, I would have done it already.
Yang: True. Ok lets try something... light.
Yang walks up to Jaune and says.
Yang: Hey Jaune, Cardin is talking shit about you again. He says you're still a loser! Let's go beat him up!
Jaune: No thank you.
Yang: Come on! He said you're fight like a girl! He deserves it!
Jaune: "Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact." "Everything we see is perspective, not the truth." "Our understanding of situations is filtered through our prejudices."
Yang:...
Yang turns around and walks past Nora.
Nora: Wait. *She takes Yang's arm* What did he tell you?
Yang: *Stunned* He… He is a real man.
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