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Ren: ... Someone is approaching!

JNPRR: *readying their weapons*

...

Tyrian: *jumping from one of the houses* Oh? I see i was expected, wasn't i? *Giggle*

Jaune: *eyes flash to brown* Damn it, just what we needed. A psychopath with too much time on his hands. What are you here for? *Point crocea mors at Tyrian*

Tyrian: Aw~ you want to be the one i play with? Too bad! I'm here for the girl. *Point at Ruby* But... You intrigue me. You seem to know of me?

Jaune: *eyes flashing to blue* I have no idea what you are talking about. I don't know who you are, but i can say that you will regret going against u-

Tyrian: *with a lot of agility, goes on the offense, trying to cut Jaune leg, which he blocks with difficulty* Good~ you know how to use that shield of yours.

Ruby: Jaune! *Shoot at Tyrian, who parries each bullet without too much difficulty* Don't be this impatient little one, i'll be here soon~ *leap to Ruby using Jaune shield as a platform to get himself more momentum* Missed me? *Use multiple attack to try disarming Ruby*

Pyrrha: No you won't! *Use her semblance to remove Tyrian weapons from his hand*

Tyrian: *cackling* You think this will help you? *Dodge Nora's attack* Woah there! Almost got my head!

Nora: *gritting her teeth* That's the idea! *While continuing to put pressure on Tyrian, Ruby uses Electric Dust to boost nora* Take that! *Hit him square in the chest, making him fly through the clocktower*

Pyrrha: You got him?

Tyrian: *maniacally laughing* Oh! That's what they call a homerun! *Dash quickly from the tower, kicking Nora in the guts, breaking her aura*

Ren: NORA! *Goes to her, looking if she is alright*

Tyrian: *shrug* Toys aren't as durable as they used to be i see.

Jaune POV

//Use my power//

Jaune: *blinking* What? Wasn't that-

//concentrate and imagine a gust of wind//

Jaune: *panicking* Who are you? What's going on?

//*sigh* Of all the host why must i have gotten a chatty one that i can't switch place with. You have magic. Trust me, point at your ennemis and imagine a guat of wind. Or fire. Or anything that will hurt him. I'll take charge of the difficult part//

Jaune: Your voice, aren't you-

// yes, it's me, Ozpin. Now stop asking questions and save your friend.//

Jaune: ... *Nod, then concentrate on making a ball of fire*

// By the gods, with how much aura you have, you could almost be a mage.//

Return to the fight

Tyrian: *fighting both Pyrrha and Ren by himself* You are good, but you both are still lacking in technique and bloodlust!

Jaune: *opening his eyes* FIRE!

*a ball of fire around the size of a basketball goes straight to Tyrian face*

Tyrian: *jumping out of the blast trajectory* Well well well! I even found you at the same time!

Jaune: *panting like if he ran 5 miles* That *huff* was *huff* really hard!

// well, i did just wake up. It's difficult to transform aura into magic, you know!? Gee... Anyway, you should dodge//

Jaune: What? *Sees Tyrian stinger going straight for his throat* OH GOD! *Deflect the stinger away clumsily with a shield bash*

Tyrian: *smiling* Now what should i do? Should i take the girl? Or the ghost?

Qrow: *descending from the sky, attacking Tyrian with his scythe* How about neither, pal?

Tyrian: *dodging with a somersault* Hm... Maybe i should get serious? I am disarmed and now the crow has finally shown himself.

Qrow: Kids! Leave the area! I'll take him on!

Ruby: Uncle Qrow!

Qrow: *turning to Ruby* Now!

//He does have a point, you all are keeping him down and it would be wiser to leave for now//

Jaune: *nods* Let's go team! You heard him!

NPR: *nods at Jaune*

Ruby: But he needs our-

Qrow: *still attacking and dodging Tyrian* I can't fight at my best with you here! Go, now!

//He needs to be alone to use his semblance against an enemy//

Jaune: Ruby! Believe in your uncle damn it!

Ruby: ... Fine.

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Qrow: *rejoining team JNPRR* He got away. But he shouldn't be going against us for now.

_NPRR: *looking intensely at Qrow*

Jaune: ... Hey, you old sack of feathers, when i was recovering, it didn't come to you it would be nice to tell me i had a ghost in me!?

Qrow: *Wincing* To be fair, i didn't know how to tell you the information.

Nora: And you didn't tell us he could use magic!

Qrow: ... No, that's news to me too.

Jaune: *sigh* the voice in my head is telling me it shouldn't be possible, but with how much aura i have and my semblance-

Ren: You discovered your semblance?

Jaune: *shake his head* Apparently it regenerated my aura so we are assuming here.

Pyrrha: Go on.

Jaune: Well, basically Ozpin can channel his magic through my aura, making it far more potent than it would normally be.

Qrow: ... Does that mean-

Jaune: Before you ask, yes, that apparently makes me like one of the maidens.

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My first try at putting more action in a scene, though i did cut the fight in the middle since there wasn't going to be much dialogue and i'm not the best at representing a scene, so multiple would be hard af lol.

#jaune arc #rwby #rwby au #sword and sorcery au #ozma #qrow branwen #ruby rose #lie ren #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #team jnpr #tyrian callows

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"Didn't you hear? Didn't you know? Today's the day! The Queen will rise once more and the puppeteer may finally be reunited!"

"Those are rumors, a delusion. The knight of old lost his mind and kept chasing dreams and nightmares alike. Anything that could give him hope."

"Maybe they are but dreams, but isn't the ever after the land of magic and mystery? Where the impossible becomes the norms? We should have faith, faith in him, faith in his righteous mission to save his loved ones. Maybe after all these years of saving everyone but himself, someone else will be able to help him out?"

.

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"Oh Jaune~" said the cat "It's time to meet your friends~"

" *sigh* And even after all those years stuck in my head, you keep being as annoying as ever." Jaune sits at his desk, looking at an old picture of himself and Penny hugging Alyx and Lewis with a bunch of paper pleaser all around them " It took far too long, but i finally fixed your mistake, Cat."

"Aw~, are you getting sentimental?"

" ... "

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J..ne?

Roman: Jaune!

The Puppeteer: Gah! *Falling down from his chair* What!? Can't you see i was sleeping!?

Roman: *roll his eyes* I don't really care about what you did, but your little girl is at the door. She's been very vocal for a muted girl.

The Puppeteer: *massaging the sleep out of his eyes* I'll go, i'll go. Gee, I don't remember raising her to be like this *sigh* i should really take a break and let my kids do the work for once... *Look at Roman* You can wait for me in the lab, it won't be long.

Roman: Fine. Oh, and you will need new ice cream, Neo took all of it.

The Puppeteer: I don't remember having... *Sigh* Elise will be pissed.

Roman: How many kid did you make?

The Puppeteer: A lot, why?

Roman: No wonder you fell asleep when you were alone.

#jaune arc #rwby #rwby au #jaune is a genius au #curious cat #roman torchwick

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Ruby: This place is so... Dead.

Jaune: *eyes flashing to brown* ... *Looking at the map, mumbling* Shit, we shouldn't be here, i knew that map was missing something.

Ren: *looking around* This is Oniyuri, a settlement made by rich people that tried to become its own city. I heard my parents talking about it, i think it was destroyed by a grimm.

Ruby: You mean Grimms, right?

Ren: *shaking his head* No, a single grimm.

"Jaune": This area is known for a legend. A grimm riding a horse. A nuckelavee if you prefer.

_NPRR: *looking at Jaune with a strange look*

Jaune: *eyes flashing Blue* What? Not all stories from professor Port were soporific.

Ren: *sigh* In any case, we should keep moving. I don't know why but i feel like someone is watching us.

Pyrrha: You think it's a grimm?

Ren: I'm not sure. But i can sense danger nearby and i don't want to stick around and find out.

#jaune arc #rwby #rwby au #ruby rose #sword and sorcery au #lie ren #pyrrha nikos #ozma #team rnjr

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Judge: And you are suing them for?

Jaune: unlawful use of my person. They are using the story of my life without my consent.

Judge: That's fairly unlikely-

Jaune: They are also using a story that was written more than 180 years ago. Even if my counter suing doesn't work, they can't copyright the story since it was already in the public domain. But i also have proof of my claims to being the rusted knight.

Judge: How so?

Jaune: i got here on the back of a jackelope.

Judge: ... *Looking at the lawyers* I mean it is a really good argument.

Jaune: *Dressed up like the rusted knight at a fair*

Lawyer: We need you to shut this whole thing down.

Jaune: Why?

Lawyer: The use of any of The Girl Who Fell Through the World's characters is a violation of the Generic Publishing Company's copyright.

Jaune: ...It's to help raise money to rebuild Mantle.

Lawyer: And we'll take you for all the Lien we can if you don't cease your activities.

Jaune: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc

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The "sentence" are meant to be in sign language.

Weiss: *looking at the building of The Shop* It's kinda weird.

Yang: What's up?

Weiss: The architecture looks familiar in some ways...

Ruby: Never took you for an engineer Weiss.

Weiss: *scoff* Hardly. But i saw Jaune make blueprints when we were in argus... Damn, i miss him, i hope he's fine.

Blake: Knowing him? He's probably worried sick for us. Do you think we will see Penny here?

???: *really uncomfortable, she turns to the group* I have to tell you all something, I- *look behind team Ruby* B-big sis!?

Marie: *panting trying to get her breath under control* "You! All! Father see now!"

RWBY: *doesn't understand sign language at all* ???

???: She's asking us to follow her to my father...

Yang: Neat, we needed to meet the guy anyway. Show us the way, little girl.

Marie: *angrily signing at her*

Yang: ... What did she say?

???: You don't want to know, trust me.

#jaune arc #rwby #rwby au #jaune is a genius au #yang xiao long #weiss shnee #ruby rose #blake belladonna #rwby oc

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Pet AU: Is Jaune gonna get a crush on Bleiss or no?

Ilia: *whispering to Jaune* So, what do you think about the new girl?

Jaune: *shrug* I guess she seems alright? Why?

Ilia: *slap the back of his head* I meant how attractive you think she is!

Jaune: Ilia, we are all living in the same room. I don't really want to create problems by "falling in love".

Ilia: *roll her eyes* never thought you'd be so prude.

Jaune: No *point at Ilia* YOU are not prude enough.

#rwby #rwby au #pet au #jaune arc #ilia amitola

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Grimm AU

Has Cinder ever had a wet dream for Jaune? It seems like she has feelings for him, even if she denies it?

Denies? She's far more forward then the likes of ANYONE lol. She wants something, she gets it... That being said.

Jaune: ... I know we are kinda in a relationship, but uh...

Cinder: What? You don't like me sleeping with you?

Jaune: ... *Point to an angry Pyrrha*

Cinder: ... There is place for one more, i don't see the problem.

(the answer is no wet dream "yet", but why dream when you could act?)

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby au #answer #pyrrha nikos #cinder fall #grimm au #arkos #knightfall

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Jaune: ... Do you think Faunus taste like the animals they have the traits of?

Yang: You mean if they are a fish faunus, they would taste like fish?

Jaune: Yeah....

YJ: *Looking at Sun*

Sun: ... Uh? Hey, i don't know the answer, but i'm pretty sure i must taste like y'all since i'm a monkey faunus.

Jaune: I was more thinking if that sounded insensitive.

Sun: *shrug* I don't really care, though i do wonder if there is a difference now.

Weiss: You know we have scroll to search these sort of question, right?

Jaune: ... Weiss, we are in the middle of the wilderness, i don't think we can get our answers like that lol.

Weiss: *roll her eyes* Just wait until we have arrived in the city, dummy.

#jaune arc #rwby #rwby shitpost #3 blondsketeer #yang xiao long #sun wukong #weiss shnee #rwby au

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Yang: I thought you were ace!

Ruby: What made you think i was ace?!

Yang: You never tried to date a boy back in signal!

Ruby: *Point at Yang* And i was supposed to compete how?! The only one who were interested in me, you kicked their ass!

Yang: I thought they were harassing you!

Ruby: Well, now you know i'm not immune to the male body!

Jaune: *On the corner of the room, talking to Ren* So, why did you both come here for?

Ren: *sigh* Jaune, we came for the same reason as you two did.

Jaune: Blake and Sun?

Ren: *nod* Indeed.

#rwby #lancaster #sunflowyr #yang xiao long #ruby rose #jaune arc #lie ren

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Pet Au: Has Jaune's team tried to make him talk to his family yet? Mama Arc trying to adopt Illa or Adam would be funny. Or maybe try to set Illa up with one of her daughters? That be even funnier.

Follow up of this post

Ilia: *on the ground* Gee, you don't know how to use a sword but you know damn well how to fight with a pillow.

Jaune: *laughing* Well, having 7 sisters does mean i had to fight on multiple fronts at the same time.

Ilia: *pensively* I never had the chance to have a sister. Or a brother. How is it?

Jaune: Hmmm... I guess it depends on how you see the situation. I was the only son and my family didn't want me to become a huntsman. So i guess it was overbearing? Everyone acted like i couldn't even cut my food by myself.

Ilia: So... Wait, does that mean-

Jaune: *shrug* I took my great-grand-father sword, changed my scroll number and left the house. Thinking back, i should have brought a bit more clo-

"Bleiss": You ran away from your home!? Don't you think your parents might be worried?

Jaune: *shake his head* I asked them multiple times to let me train like they did with my oldest sister. They said i wasn't ready, i could always begin next year.

Ilia: Do you at least send them letters?

Jaune: ... They know i'm alright. Besides, can't they have a bit of fate in me?

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby au #answer #ilia amitola #bleiss schnee #weiss shnee #pet au

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Pet AU. Is Jaune going to put Ilia in touch with Terra so she can learn to be not be a useless lesbian, Terra is engaged and well Adrian will becoming along in the year maybe two, Terra is a successful lesbian.

Jaune: Ilia, could you stop drooling at Blake's butt for one minute and get your ass over here? We have to study since Kali "forgot" to tell us about our exam!

Ilia: *blushing* I-i wasn't looking at her ass on my scroll i swear!

"Bleiss": *looking over Ilia shoulder to see* I mean, that's all i can see... Wait, is that m- Weiss schnee i see too!? Why do you have pictures of her!?

Ilia: *completely red* I like her songs, ok!? And even if she is a schnee, i can't deny ahe looks good!

Jaune: *facepalming* You act even more desperately then my sister. God, how down bad can you be?

Ilia: *pointing at Jaune* Hey, don't act all innocent! I saw your internet historic! You ain't better than me!

Jaune: *shrug* But you never caught me, did you? And i don't look at my friends that i share a room with!

Ilia: *throw her pillow at Jaune face*

Jaune: Oh, it's on! *Take both his pillow and her's and begin fighting her*

"bleiss": ... Dad, why did you send me here?

#jaune arc #rwby #rwby au #answer #bleiss schnee #weiss shnee #ilia amitola #pet au

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Grimm Au: Well the White Fang,Braden tribe, all the crime family's in mistrial, and the Crown are still possible villians. Also what kind of dress would Cinder wear to the Dance?

I guess it's time for the white fang to show It's fang 😃 (please kill me)

And what sort of dress would she wear? I guess something bold since she is "competing" with Pyrrha. I ain't gonna lie, i have no taste in robes and dress of any kind. I don't even know the difference (English ain't my native tongue) do if you have a suggestion, i'll be happy to see it.

#jaune arc #rwby #rwby au #answer #cinder fall #pyrrha nikos #grimm au

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A Qrow's nest prologue 5

Glynda: THEY USE KIDS AS CHEAP LABOR!?

Qrow: *sigh* Sadly they don't force them into servitude, in that case we could have busted the whole operation. With what they are doing, the best we can expect is maybe a fine. And even then, with how dependent people are to dust, the SDC will probably be unscathed.

Glynda: *looking at Qrow* You can't expect me to not try to do something!?

Qrow: *shake his head* I'm not saying that. The kids are free to go, they don't have any contract with the company. The problem comes that they are orphans and have nowhere to go. And being in mistral...

Glynda: What are you planning then? Do you have a solution?

Qrow: *wincing* I do but... Well, how much can Ozpin lend to us?

Glynda: ... Qrow, what's your idea?

Qrow: *looking at Cinder, who is still marveling at all her new clothes* You know how i used my sister as at gateway to escape Atlas?

Glynda: You want to bring them to Patch? I guess the orphanage there are a lot better but-

Qrow: Eeeeeh, i was thinking more about Menagerie.

Glynda:... Why?

Qrow: *scratching the back of his head* The orphanage is already full in patch and beside, there's no better place to send a bunch of kid faunus, right? The white fang should take good care of them.

Glynda: And the money is to help them feed the kids since you know Menagerie has a shortage of food. *Sitting on her chair* what about the grimms? What did you saw when you fl- *look at cinder from the side* when you scouted the place?

Qrow: *groan* Theirs around a hundred gatherings near the forest. We might get an attack in around a week or-

*Qrow's scroll vibrate*

Qrow: *looking at his scroll* Fuck.

Glynda: What happened?

Qrow: I asked a kid, Sienna, to give me information if anything wrong were to happen in the mine. Apparently a tunnel just collapsed with some of the kids inside. The guards don't want to risk more damage and are blocking the miner from trying to re-open the tunnel back.

Glynda: *Getting up as fast as she can* I'm coming with you.

Qrow: *nodding* Your semblance could help a lot.

Cinder: *looking at them both* Can i come with you?

Qrow: *kneeling at her height* Sorry kid, but you'll have to guard our stuff here, aight? It shouldn't be too long, believe me.

Cinder: But-

Glynda: *serious* No but Cinder, life are on the line and we can't risk you getting hurt.

Cinder: *looking down* Ok....

Qrow and Glynda: *leave the apartment in a hurry*

Cinder: ... *Sees harbinger on the table* Wait, He forgot his weapon here? Oh no! He needs it if things go wrong! *Take Qrow's weapon and follow Qrow and Glynda*

#rwby #rwby au #a Qrow's nest au #qrow branwen #glynda goodwitch #cinder fall

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Grimm arc

How did jaunes dad meet Salem. You said in a past post that it was the reason he didn't train jaune.

Not yet papa arc: Professor Ozpin? Why have you asked me to meet you this late at night? D-did i do something wrong?

Ozpin: I heard you were planning to engage Miss Arc, were you not?

NYPA: H-how did you know that!? I bought the ring yesterday!

Ozpin: Quite. *Looking out window* Did she tell you about our family link? That she is part of my family?

NYPA: N-no? She's like a cousin, i assume? Maybe an uncle?

Ozpin: *chuckling* Tell me, my friend, what is your favorite fairy tale?

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Papa Arc: And once we began going on missions, it wasn't long before she decided to appear to me. She asked for an invitation to the wedding and left.

Saphron: But why did you refused to train Jaune? Wouldn't he have an easier time?

Papa Arc: *haunted look* She kept "testing" me for the next 5 years to see if i had what it took to be her "son-in-law". She only does that to Huntsman and huntress. I didn't want any of you to make someone suffer like i did!

#jaune arc #rwby #rwby au #answer #saphron arc #papa arc #grimm au #professor ozpin #salem rwby

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Yang: Ruby! I need light!

Ruby: Roger that! *Use her silver eyes power to make light*

Oscar(ozpin): *from afar* It's nice that she finally can use her power freely... But i feel like she make a travesty of it.

Qrow: Don't you remember how summer used it? We had a literal discotech at the dance back in Beacon.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #yang xiao long #ruby rose #oscar pine #professor ozpin #qrow branwen

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Yang: It's weird how much i look like one of your sister.

Jaune: I'll be honest with you, that's one of the main reasons i feel no attraction to you.

Sun: If i was a human, we could pass as triplets.

Weiss: ... I feel excluded now.

Yang: Aw, don't worry Weiss-cream! *Take out a box of dye* We got something to fix it!

Weiss: Wait, no! That's not what i meant! *Jaune and Sun take each one of her arm* G-guys!?

JYS: *chanting* One of us! One of us!

#jaune arc #3 blondsketeer #rwby shitpost #rwby #yang xiao long #sun wukong

[howi99]

Just saw the 10th and 11th Doctor pictures and now i kinda want to see the 4th doctor.

But if Jaune is the doctor, does that mean Cinder is the master?

Big scarf for the boy

Oh of course Cinder is the Master, at least metaphorically. Tied together by fate, neither of them can truly escape the influence they’ve each had on each other

6th Doctor

10th and 11th Doctors

13th Doctor

#rwby #jaune arc #asks #howi99