we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
79K notes
·
View notes
why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording
83K notes
·
View notes
i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
67K notes
·
View notes
this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it
43K notes
·
View notes
well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object
68K notes
·
View notes
I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"
44K notes
·
View notes
haunted house uquiz by streetlighthalo
71K notes
·
View notes
sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language
213K notes
·
View notes
BDS added this section to their boycott page and I think people really need to read it:
[source]
please remember, pushing unorganized boycotts without carefully fact-checking every company in the list can be actively HARMFUL to the boycott movement.
31K notes
·
View notes
one of the chocolate guys videos appears on your dash. you pause your scrolling to watch it, trying to guess what he’s making because this doesn’t seem to be one you’ve seen before. as the video goes on you get more unnerved and impressed — he seems to be making a whole human being this time, and it’s uncannily realistic. it’s even filled with candied fruit and sweet pastries in place of organs, red velvet cake and a cherry reduction making up flesh and blood beneath the chocolate. but something feels off. the person he’s making seems strangely familiar. upon the final reveal, you know why. amaury guichon has created a perfect replica of you
ETA:
22K notes
·
View notes