#anyway ... salty

[quiddie]

Someone warn Lily Du - there’s a coupe d’état (pun absolutely intended) coming 😈

#2 for 2 on Dirty Laundry #I think I should do it now while it’s Black History Month #oooh and get Rashawn to take over Make Some Noise #and Lou takes Game Changer #just a full Dropout overthrow #we’ll call it the Blackout #anyway I’m WAY too into this bit now #and I’m salty I couldn’t tell at Sam on Twitter about it #but in all seriousness I’m so excited for Ify #he’s the fucking BEST and going to crush it #and I’ll always have Trapp on my board game box #and Saltzman in my heart! #let’s fucking GO!!!

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

Hugs bc these boys deserve one

#zukka #zuko x sokka #atla #zukka fanart #we literally got one (1) canon hug from them in the comics and that is a sin and a crime so #I give you: food #but tbh even if it wasn’t about shipping they should’ve hugged more #like Sokka was Zuko’s first male friend his age who had the same interests (or even similar past) as him #like #do u see this opportunity?? cuz I do #anyways I’m just salty that they didn’t interact more I’ll shut up now bye x

[heynhay]

merry Christmas klancers 🎅

#I did the whole happy holidays art and I was like yayyyy I’m done I did my Xmas art #but um everyone looked like they were having so much fun w Xmas klance doodles I had to get in #klance #Voltron #vld #art #my art #Keith kogane #Lance McClain #I scheduled this at 2am but now it’s out im no longer abt to pass out I can dissertate in the tags #anyway I think they’d both be pretty awful cooks #like realistically a klance cookie making situation would be like #both of them oversold their cookie making skills and ended up in a contest (hunks the judge) for who could make them best #but they’d both suck. burnt salty raw awful etc etc #and they’d be beefing so hard like they’d take it so seriously #but for the sake of me wanting to draw cute Xmas art #let’s just say Lance is the slightly less horrendous cook and can make some cookies #there is no world I can reconcile Keith with the kitchen #I just know that boy feeds off instant noodles and unseasoned jerky

[river-bottom-nightmare]

hmmm okay i’m seeing the “dick grayson is a ray of sunshine” tag increase in popularity and i feel as though i may need to clarify that whenever EYE use it, the “dick grayson is a ray of sunshine” tag is not adorable harmless smiley optimistic ball of sunshine dick. to ME dick grayson is a ray of sunshine (brilliant and brutal and furious in a way that is impossible to dream of being until you meet him) (he is simmering and sharp and too bright to look at head on, raise a hand to shade your eyes) (he burns the skin of your arms and your shoulders and your cheeks until your flesh is blistered and red from prodding, in pain and glad for it, or darker and bronzed, grateful to be touched by him at all)

#or something like that. anyway. that's just me #i am mayhaps a bit in love with him #and have read too many harmless sweet little ball of sunlight dick fics and am salty about it #immovable object (me who has never gotten a sunburn and just keeps tanning) #vs unstoppable force (my roommate who burns the minute the sun gets within a 10 foot radius of her) #dick grayson #nightwing #dc

[turtleblogatlast]

Love the thought of Leo just casually being well traveled to absurd degrees. Like one day they’re facing their new Big Bad of the year and like, Draxum or whoever says that the key to their fight is located somewhere in, like, Latvia or some place, but no one knows where to start.

Then Leo’s like “oh I know a place” and when asked how the heck he could know of one it smash cuts to Leo falling through the ceiling of said place due to a portal mishap.

Also love the idea of Leo, being as accidentally (and then later, purposefully) well traveled as he is, sometimes taking his family on outings to different places all over, maybe to some new Yokai spots he found along the way.

In these places, Leo 100% lets his bros get scammed by tourist traps.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #rottmnt headcanons #bro was so excited about buying stuff that he didn’t realize it was a scam until too late #so now he’s super sus of all that BUT super willing to laugh at his fam for making the same mistake #anyway yeah I love Leo being well traveled because it honestly makes sense? why NOT use your teleportation to travel if you can do it fast #all his portal mishaps in the series as well as that time he accidentally went to Paris (+ once a diff dimension?) live in my head rent free #Leo destroying the stall of some random family’s restaurant in Paraguay and having to work it off the rest of the summer #he’s just like ‘hey guys I’m heading out’ but doesn’t mention it’s for a part time job in a different country #he only knows like English and Spanish BUT he’s picked up on a lot of other languages too due to his misadventures #tho he mostly knows a whole lot of various swear words #leo about to tease donnie for getting banned from witch town only to remember HE’S banned from a place in Turkey: 😬 #he keeps trying to find where he accidentally put his brothers in Tahiti but he can’t find it and he’s so salty about it lol

[radiance1]

Danny and (a recently revived) Jason move into an apartment together, they live right next to each other too.

The thing with this, however, is that the both of them?

They goddamn hate each other.

If murder was not illegal, they would genuinely kill each other. But since it is, they settle for the next best thing, just beating each other up on sight.

At least, until the landlord told them to not fight on their property and if they were to do it out of sight, so they don't scare away any more potential clients.

They've already scared away more than 10.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #You know that one comment that thought I was genuinely hating even though I put (This is just for dramatic effect) near the top of the post #Yea I'm still thinking about that and maybe the slightest bit salty over it #Doubt they'd ever see this though since it was resolved pretty fine in my opinion :D #but if you do see this #You know who you are #Anyways #Danny and Jason fight like feral cats in my opinion #Even though Jason is a highly trained fighter #Okay maybe Danny fights like the feral cat and Jason fights like a more refined version of that #Still feral tho

[randomminty]

On break..

#im on a roll tpday i love you johto #pokemon #art tag #gym leader koga #champion lance #wait kogas e4 #elite four koga #elite four bruno #elite four karen #elite four will #hgss #lance is getting constant texts from silver asking to battle and for battling tips hehe #and sometimes random insults #karen is kind of silly to me. i think as an e4 member she makes sure she looks composed and cool but she actually p laidback #and i see will as the youngest + less experienced and is salty abt it. and feels like he needs to prove himself #he doesnt hes already part of the e4 everyone knows hes strong but he wants to anyway #and burnos also silly. rage manjū #im devolving into headcanons im gonna post this before i get carried away

[saviourkingslut]

europeans will say "why aren't people singing in their own language ugh and the entries are all boring ballads eurovision used to be gay where is the panache" and then still choose to vote for an english song in the colour beige

#FUCK OFFFF IM GOING TO BE SALTY ABT THIS FOREVER #eurovision 2023 #esc 2023 #eurovision #anyway yeah actually the abba theory sounds legit this shit rigged as hell #@ the people in the notes yes this was the jury's fault. but also she should've received flat 0 public points and im bitter

[iooiu]

sister of four younger brothers = violence at every corner

#the day i stop projecting my karai propaganda is the day i die fighting nick for my crossover episode #seriously is that too much to ask??? is it RLLY THAT HARD TO DELIVER smh i am throwing SUCH a tantrum over this #anyway have i mentioned i simply love karai my beloved #i was robbed of a lot of things and this family dynamic was one of them #will forever be salty and bitter and all things unpleasant ab this #tmnt #tmnt2k12 #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt karai #mikey #leo #raphael #raph #leonardo #michelangelo #donnie #donatello #hehe look at me tagging all their nicknames too absolutely NO ONE is escaping my karai propaganda #nick u better watch out i am so ready to throw hands for that rottmnt cross over #kk im done #eldest of five

[jewish-sideblog]

“Antizionist Passover” literally the Haggadah calls you a wicked child if you distance yourself from our people’s struggle for statehood in the Levant. The singular and explicit point of the Maggid is to put yourself in the shoes of our ancestors, yearning to live free by our own laws in our own nation. Some of you need to renew your PJ Library subscriptions and go back over the essentials

#we know EXACTLY who would have stayed behind and perished in Egypt now don’t we? #yes four cups of maneschewitz is making me saltier than usual. #but my salty posts tend to get more engagement anyway so it’s a treat

[danny-chase]

Not to obsess over Dick and Tim's brotherly relationship again but the way Tim time and time again sees Dick at his lowest and still falls into the childlike hero worship makes me chew on cardboard. Tim was there on Dick's failed wedding day, he was there in the aftermath of Dick being passed over for the mantle in Batman: Prodigal, Dick told Tim about his percieved failure with Two-Face, Tim had to pull Dick off the Joker after he murdered him, watched him apparently quit the hero game after War Games, and after all of that still has complete faith in Dick. It's that moment as a toddler cemented in Tim's head, watching Dick perform as a Flying Grayson, but also all those small moments years later, when he needed someone to talk to and Dick picked up the phone when he called, the promises of never letting anything happen to him, and the gift of one of the original Robin costumes, the consistency and the certainty, the fooling around and goofing off, and Dick proclaiming Tim his brother years before Bruce adopted either of them as sons.

#anyways I'm just forever screaming about them #dick grayson #tim drake #batfam #momo don't look #I'm forever salty that fanon gets their relationship so wrong :/

[bipbopdepmop]

something something these guys are almost always used as just a sidepiece to grian

#my art #salty moment #im not maintagging this #slight rant below #just. grr. mumbo barely has any fics and such centered around him #scar is almost always used to further grian and his angst #not to mention. some depictions of desert duo are like. fucking abusive?? #hrghh :/ #and bigb.... he got attention through the cheating arc of dl and nothing else #and also the hole. but even the hole kind of got made about grian too #bigb is cool. appreciate him more in general #anyway if ya dont agree. leave me alone thank you <3 #also ssorry if the art is low quality it was a quick doodle before dinner jeiaefijwi #blinky by stiffyck

[general-cyno]

I really like that zoro and luffy's relationship is weirdly simple while still being somewhat complex. equal yet not quite but actually yeah. it's just interesting bc they've got all these ways in which they match or complement each other right? the importance of their dreams and the will/determination they chase them with, the straw hat vs wado ichimonji, their scars, their views on certain things like death or heroism and literally echoing what the other does or says even when they're not together, the whole sun/moon, god/demon bit and other parallels to outstanding or legendary characters in OP, etc. their goddamn haki too.

then there's the fact that although luffy's not one to enforce strict roles within the crew, zoro very much views the straw hats with a certain level of hierarchy he includes himself in and deliberately places himself below luffy, who won't hesitate to give him orders in certain circumstances that he trusts zoro to follow as well. but the story (via some side/background characters) does make it a point to remark how strange it all is bc zoro is crazy strong and a leader of his own right to the point he's got the haki to match, who in the past refused to join an organization like baroque works unless he got to be the boss. he's even admitted he sees no point in staying a pirate if not part of luffy's crew, and he wouldn't remain in it to begin with if luffy didn't square up to be the kind of captain zoro's willing to devote himself to. just like how luffy wouldn't have invited zoro to join his crew if it turned out he wasn't a good guy.

and luffy. the way he relies on zoro turns my brain into confetti. the almost unreal sort of trust he places in zoro all the way since shells town, the sheer confidence in zoro's strength, steadfastness and protectiveness - the kind of confidence that allows luffy not to worry when the people he cares about or their allies are with zoro, and if someone from their crew is forced to leave bc of dangerous circumstances, zoro's one of the first he can count on to bring them back or watch over the rest in the meanwhile. all of which becomes extra meaningful when you find out about luffy's backstory, how much he hates being alone or when people leave. luffy's not the type to reject help from whoever's willing to offer it and he's been saved by plenty other characters along the way, but zoro's been consistently and explicitly worrying over his safety since the early days and protecting him for about as long, as much as he's able to, and luffy just... lets him. that willing, conscious kind of vulnerability coming from the guy who's the captain and usually the strongest around is so good. so compelling. the pirate king expects and needs no less than the world's greatest swordsman and he can have him, as long as the pirate king remains worthy of it. truly one of the most fascinating relationships in this manga for me.

#zolu #tp #I've been busy bc of the holidays but rest assured that I'm still thinking abt them #I also may have gotten a little salty over take I saw so djfjfjfjfjfjf #but anyway my point is I love how these two don't truly have a clear cut kind of power dynamic it makes it more fun

[booksandpaperss]

byler tumblr is quite the place. i say Will Byers has a high emotional intelligence for his age, everyone nods along.

i say Mike Wheeler also has a high emotional intelligence for his age he just displays it differently than Will, and that there’s evidence across all 4 seasons to support this, I have a 50/50 chance of getting shot

#this fandom when Mike and Will have similar qualities 😱 #this fandom when Mike isn’t actually an ObliviousDumbassTM but instead an intelligent overthinker and complex character 😱😱 #anyways. I’m not salty #not at all #it’s been a Week folks #byler #byler tumblr #mike and will #mike wheeler #elli talks mike wheeler

[doransoran]

babies.

#lapidot #lapidot sketch #lapis x peridot #as I rewatch SU I won’t lie I’m salty they never rlly happened lol #but I digress #anyway I hc peridot as an ace lesbian 🥶 #soran artwork

[applestruda]

Knight impulse bc he's actually one of my favorite designs

#.... #i still might be a little salty about impulse loosing #BUT ITS COOL IG #anyways #yall'll (yall will) have to forgive me for the weird ass style this is in #i did a really weird method #dont fucking ask me about yall'll #i have no idea #impulsesv #impulsesv fanart #boatem knights au #my art #cw eye strain