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hellblazerserpent · 2 months

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it's disgusting that a piece of shit show like hazbin hotel exists, brainwashing the youth with luciferian/satanic propaganda

I hate that we live in a time where Christians are the most hated people on the planet

but I'm also relieved to know that there are many Queer Christians like me who are trying to make the world a better place

I just wish that we were putting out tv shows and movies to educate and entertain people(someday we will be, Praise God Almighty, we will be <3)

#ask me anything #anti luciferian #anti satanism #anti evil #anti bullshit #Praise God #Praise Jesus #God Loves You #God will make a way #Believe in Angels #Praise Allah #anti hazbin hotel

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the-oddest-inkling · 11 months

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Friendly reminder that Satan is a loser and everyone who worships him is a loser as well.

#ani talks #catholicism #anti satanism

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lighthouse-system · 2 years

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I know I'm a white guy, but I am a victim of this group's crimes, so I'm gonna say it anyway.

It's soooo funny how Tumblr and Twitter are totally cool with just giving the S*tanist Temple or w/e a pass because they're "helping pro-choice" or "helping religious freedom". It's clearly to make our side look awful especially with their antisemitic and racist views & actions. These are people who say that you should be allowed to "destroy" someone who ""wronged"" you, no matter what with no further definition on "destroy" or "wronged."

It's sooo funny how everyone just lets them be in our movements and not at all indicative of how we value the safety of literally anyone who isn't white.

#not for bees #ask to tag #anti satanism #not allowing reblogs bc i dont talk to people who subscribe to this shit #no i will not accept ''They aren't REAL S*tanists'' because yes they are. <3

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notcreative360 · 2 months

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*In the library, with the Anti-Lucifer League..*

Satan: Alright time to make plans to absolutely ruin, and destroy Lucifer. Got any plans?

Belphie: We could put a curse on his pillow so he'll end up having nightmares every time he sleeps.

Satan: Ok, not bad, not bad. Mc? How about you?

Mc: Glitter.

Satan: Wha? Glitter? How is glitter supposed to ruin Lucifer?

Mc: We explode him with glitter in his room. Not only will it be a big hassle to clean off, BUT he will find glitter everywhere, everytime. Because once glitter gets on something, it never leaves. It will also keep finding random places to appear, he'll see glitter for centuries, hehehehe.

Belphie: ..You devilishly little sheep~

Satan: Alright lets do it!

#Next thing you know it's the Anti-Lucifer League that ends up being exploded with glitter #obey me #obey me game #obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me nightbringer #omswd #obey me Anti-Lucifer League #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor #obey me mc #obey me shenanigans #obey me sheep mc #obey me brothers #obey me crack #obey me shitpost

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turtleybeachin · 4 months

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I forgot how absolutely ABSURD the anti-lucifer league is.

Lesson 17-20, Satan and Belphie create the Formerly Anti-Lucifer League and drag MC along to do their first prank. They need to break into his locked/warded study in the library, and are trying to guess the password Lucifer would speak aloud to gain entry.

.... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your spoken fanfiction, boys, please. Don't mind me. ????? 😂😂😂

Like okay, the Diavolo is everything, I would die for you Diavolo, fine, we're trolling. I get it. He's a little too fond of his prince.

But the I love you so much it hurts? The there's nothing I wouldn't let you do to me?? The in fact there's so much I wish you WOULD do to me??? I think I've read those smutty fanfics, did they read the same ones or were they ghost-writing those?

Anti-Lucifer League meets up once a week to read their DiaLuci fanfic to the group. Mephisto is part of the fanfic shipper club. They sit around a laptop furiously typing up their 73 chapter slowburn romance novel of Diavolo and Lucifer, where Lucifer is a desperately daydreaming sub longing for his prince and not realizing the affections are already returned.

They end each club meeting by reassuring each other this is definitely trolling Lucifer and they all definitely hate him and this whole thing is just because they don't like him at all and that's why they're doing this and for no other reason.

(Diavolo has Barbatos steal him a copy of their work in progress and he reads it as a bedtime story. He wanted to give them notes but Barbatos pointed out that would alert them to his theft of their secret project and would likely halt its completion and also humiliate those involved.)

#my writing #obey me #dialuci #anti lucifer league #obey me satan #obey me belphegor #obswd #obey me headcanons #obey me imagines

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moon-kitsune · 2 years

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Lucifer: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Beelzebub, completely serious: Put spaghetti in it. Lucifer: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Belphegor, smirking : Put spaghetti in it. Lucifer: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Satan, smirking even wider: Put spaghetti in it. Lucifer: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

#just two younger brother's annoying the eldest #anti lucifer league #obey me #obey me x reader #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #mc #obmswd #obm #obey me incorrect quotes #demon brothers #obey me fandom #obey me lucifer #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me Satan

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masterofdemons · 2 years

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I don’t know if this has been done yet, if it has, forgive me.

But this has been in my head for awhile now and it makes me giggle.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #shall we date obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me x reader #anti lucifer league #obey me satan #obey me belphie #obey me smut #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me crack #obey me memes

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whereserpentswalk · 3 months

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I'm not lgbt in the sense of "Jesus would have accepted gay people too." I'm queer in the sense of "if God hates faggots then I'm on the side of Satan."

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booknerd693 · 2 months

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A good ritual for Ishtar Sinday.

Lord Satan be with you always. 🖤

#bible #burning #anti christianity #satan #hail satan #satanism #666 satan #satanic #theistic satanism #occult #hail thyself #satan is real #blasphemy #satanic rites #satanic ritual #devilman #actually demonic #fuck what they think #hot as hell

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incorrect-quotes-4-u · 3 months

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Obey Me Quote #6

Satan: *clicks pen* Belphie: *clicks pen in response* Lucifer: Stop that. Belphie: Stop what? Lucifer: You’re talking about me in Morse code! Satan: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out! *later* Satan, to MC: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.

#obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me swd #obey me satan #satan #obey me belphegor #anti-lucifer squad #obey me lucifer #belphie #mc #obey me mc #obey me belphie #belphie incorrect quotes #satan incorrect quotes #obey me brothers #anti-lucifer squad incorrect quotes #belphegor

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hellblazerserpent · 6 months

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the new Doctor Who was caca

man hate isn't cute

making bitches take a man's job isn't cute or empowering

this hurts everyone regardless of gender or race/etc

shame on you russel t davies

shame on you

I don't blame David or Catherine

I blame the demons in Hollywood for fucking things up

deny the spiritual war all you want people

at least I know the truth

fucking hell

#anti bullshit #anti sjw #anti feminist #anti satanism #spiritual war #divide and conquer #God Loves You #the devil hates you #wake up people #unplug from the matrix #ask me anything #Doctor Who #David Tennant #Catherine Tate

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koolades-world · 3 months

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Can you do a funny chaotic fanfic about before MC left the exchange program(the first year), MC decided it would be funny to put a whoopie cushion on one part of the couch and also on the chair at Lucifer’s desk and had the other six brothers have Lucifer sit on the part of the couch that has the whoopie cushion on it and record it then send it to them

They also ask for the brothers to wait outside Lucifer’s room to hear his reaction to the second whoopie cushion and send it to them as well 💀

hi!! haha this is hilarious, of course

enjoy :)

Operation Whoopie Cushion

"Mc, you're crazy." Belphie giggled as he took his place on the sofa, draping himself over the end.

"Honestly, this is one of your best ideas yet. While I would've preferred something more suited to dealing with his wicked personality, I have to say, I commend you." Satan covered his growing grin with his hand.

You'd let the anti-Lucifer league and the other brothers know about your little plan to prank Lucifer. Your excuse for having Lucifer in the room in order to capture this priceless moment on video was that you wanted to unveil your latest knitting project to all of the brothers at the same time. You knew Lucifer would never turn up the chance to see you proud of yourself, so of course he would show up to the unofficial house meeting. While they were waiting for you, and recording him sitting on the whoopie cushion, you would sneak one onto his office chair.

The plan was foolproof, (which was definitely not true) and you were very confident it would go well (you were not). But, you couldn't deny how funny the end result would be and you had to go through with it. Once you text that you were ready to show your project, Lucifer text that he'd be down shortly. It was time to enact phase one of the plan.

You tucked the whoopie cushion underneath a large fluffy blanket on the couch and let Beel know to direct Lucifer to that spot specifically. Levi was in charge of recording the first video since it would just look like he was playing some sort of game, and didn't actually care that Lucifer had entered the room. While they did that, you made your way up to Lucifer's office. What you didn't account for was that you might run into Lucifer on the way up.

"Mc. What are you doing here?" He stopped in front of you.

"Hey Luci! Just on my way to get my project." You nervously hid the second whoopie cushion in your jacket.

"Excellent. I look forward to seeing the fruits of your labor. I'm sure you did a wonderful job." He patted your shoulder and continued past you. As you looked back, he made eye contact with you and gave you a small smile. It almost made you not want to go through with the plan. Almost.

To enact phase two, you would have to sneak into Lucifer's office, and place it onto his chair. Since there was no convenient blanket to hide it under, you had to use a simple color changing spell you'd been practicing to make the color match the chair. Once that was done, Asmo would record from outside his office door and when Lucifer inevitably burst out, angry, he could just pretend he was on a Devilgram live.

You nervously cracked the door to Lucifer's office and snuck your way over to his chair. You had to be quick, since it wouldn't be long before Lucifer sat on the first whoopie cushion. You knelt down and placed the pink cushion onto his chair. After muttering the spell, you were delighted when it turned the desired color. You snuck out and back to your room, celebrating your victory. You passed Asmo on the way to your room to actually get your completed knitting project, who gave you a dazzling smile. Not long after, you heard the sound of the cushion going off and the sound of the other brothers laughing. You hurriedly fetched your project and, again passed Lucifer in the same spot in the hall as before. He looked more upset than he did last time, and did no more than nod at you as he passed. You continued back to the living room.

"Hey guys. I'm assuming everything went as planned?" You could barely suppress the smile growing on your face.

"Of course. It went just as planned." Satan beckoned you to sit in the now vacant seat that Lucifer had briefly sat in.

"Perfect, now we just wait." You set the bag containing your project down on the floor and plopped down in the seat. You didn't want to get too cozy, but you ended up almost snuggling with Satan. That didn't last long when Lucifer stormed back down the stairs, holding the whoopie cushion between two of his fingers, extended way out in front of him, like he was holding something disgusting and didn't want it close to him. Lucifer stared at you intently with unwavering eye contact. You knew the jig was up.

"So... you wanna see my project?" You point to the bag with a sheepish grin on your face.

In less than an hour later, you were strung up for who knows how long next to a very angry Satan, and a half asleep Belphie. You still thought it was worth it, because Levi and Asmo had shown you the videos and you agreed that that was priceless. Another win for the anti-Lucifer league!

#obey me #obey me!#obey me x reader #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me levi #obey me belphie #omswd #obey me shall we date #obey me! shall we date #anti-lucifer league

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infernumdaemon · 6 months

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hello, welcome to my blog! this is my introduction post.

im apollo, i go by he/they/it pronouns. i am a satanist. i made this blog to discuss satanism and to discuss my own personal experiences with satan, as i believe in him as an actual deity.

i am a former christian, and may make posts about religious trauma, etc. but mainly the point of this blog is to discuss satanism, as that is my religion and i want a safe space to talk about it.

i am also looking to work with the ars goetia in the future.

any hate will be deleted, thank you. i hope to make some mutuals and such.

𖤐 ave satanas 𖤐

#looking for moots #satan #satanic #satanism #hail satan #ave satanas #666 satan #satanist #anti christianity #former christian #satan is real #demonic

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satans-knitwear · 4 months

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