#and you will be shocked every time!!

[mythicalcoolkid]

If I had a nickel for every time I had to watch "I can't believe they're doing this!! This is heinous, who could have seen this coming?! <thing a minority group repeatedly and explicitly said would happen if x other thing went unchallenged>" I could afford to live somewhere with fewer human rights violations

#m/cc #negative #'transition and abortion restrictions I understand but criminalizing transition and overturning Roe v Wade?!' #'and NOW talking about overturning gay marriage?! and interracial marriage??' #woah maybe if you'd listened to the trans people who said heavy transition restrictions were setting a dangerous precedent on #bodily autonomy and LGBTQ rights you could've maybe made a plan for what to do if these things were proposed #this is also specifically about everyone shocked and horrified that medically assisted death is being pushed on people with depression #WE TOLD YOU THIS. WE TOLD YOU EVERY TIME THAT IT WON'T BE USED ALL IN GOOD FAITH #DISABLED PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR DECADES. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN LISTENING #THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS when you ignore disabled people's warnings about eugenics because you're not disabled #EVENTUALLY IT WILL EFFECT YOU #and you will be shocked every time!! #eugenics will not stop at the smaller subgroup you aren't part of. it's the testing ground for tolerance #you think they're really like 'oh trans people are gross but gay people are a-ok' or 'the person who's terminally ill deserves to die (!!) #but certainly not the person with painful cancer treatment #or permanent disability #or chronic illness #or serious long term mental health problems #or intellectual or cognitive disability #those people OBVIOUSLY can find quality of life still. it's ONLY these specific people that should be offered death as a solution' #I'm just exhausted. I feel like my voice is hoarse from screaming about this. conservatives do not see a difference between #killing a future baby via 'sterilizing' HRT or surgery and abortion or birth control #or gay people vs trans people as a risk to children #ableists see 'no possible quality of life' in both constant unbearable physical agony without ease and in treatment resistant depression #no difference between the prototypical Right to Die patient and someone who can absolutely have high quality of life #and with the last one any US people who didn't see this coming have never dealt with the US healthcare system long-term #when I took my medical and healthcare ethics course I was So uncomfortable because it was. so clearly written by someone not a part of it #'hospitals would never WANT someone to use euthanasia.' I can think of five reasons off the top of my head for why they would #politics #current events

[theygender]

The more I learn about judaism the more I wonder where tf christianity got all its bad shit. Why is divorce a sin in christianity when judaism has recognized the right to divorce for nearly a millennia and has codified religious laws for it. Why does christianity consider sex to be dirty (to the point where puritans considered it a sin to enjoy having sex with your own spouse) when in judaism it's considered holy and it's a literal mitzvah to have sex with your spouse on the sabbath. Why does christianity consider it a sign that you're faithless if you question your religion when in judaism that's considered an essential part to developing your faith. I'm probably stating the obvious here but I still can't get over the fact that there's no historical basis to any of this shit before christianity started, it's like christians just said "hey guys what if we took the torah and built a new religion around it but this time it was actively hostile to human life"

#rambling #disclaimer this isnt about individual christians im speaking about the religious trauma i experienced in my own life etc etc #these are just a few examples that I've noticed but they're definitely something #the part about sex in particular shocked me bc sex is pretty much viewed as actively evil in a lot of christian denominations #like you should only do it to create children and if you take pleasure in it (even if its with your own spouse) youre a dirty sinner #there arent as many examples like this nowadays but if you read puritan laws about sex it's like #you're allowed to have sex with your wife basically 10 times a year but you have to be fully clothed with the lights off #and you cant have sex on a holiday or a sunday and you cant touch each other and you have to try as hard as possible to hate it #literally WHERE did that mindset come from?? like for real #in judaism having sex with your spouse is basically considered a celebration of everything holy #and if you have sex on the sabbath (the holiest day in the jewish calendar—above every holiday) #its considered TWICE as holy #make it make sense #this is one of the things people mean when they say that lumping judaism in with christianity as 'abrahamic' religions is meaningless #theyre literally nothing alike #the only similarity is the torah but thats only half of the christian bible and one third of the jewish one #AND christianity interprets most of it completely differently from how judaism does #im tired #greatest hits #hall of fame

[thoughtsaboutbats]

Jason: ok Tim, any more crazy shit you’ve neglected to mention doing?

Tim: I already told you no

Jason: yeah and then you told me the biggest 3 what the fucks yet. So, got anything to top invading a country?

Tim: There was the time my friends and I tried to topple an entire planetary government and reinstate the old monarch? But we didn’t get very far before someone else came to conquer the planet and we had to play baseball for the sake of 2 planets.

Jason: …Tim how was that less illegal than the invasion

#batfam #tim drake #jason todd #tim did what #jason is losing his ability to be shocked by things times done #tim: well we didn’t really do anything otjer than dangle a guy of a roof and threaten him #every time I think I’m almost out of material for these I remember more things rims done #I have at least 3 more ideas #if this doesn’t make sense to you‚ you need to read the last one of these I did

[yea-baiyi]

say what you want about svsss but hands down the most distraught i have ever been while reading a mxtx novel is after the bing-ge extra. what do you mean he asked shen qingqiu to come with him. what do you mean “it’s not fair”. what do you mean he looked back.

#svsss #luo binghe #luo bingge #lbh #meta stuff #every time i read that part i literally have to just stop to recover #because what the hell. he’s making his escape but at the last moment he turns. #he turns and looks back and then he vanished forever. and the narration is shocked #that it was so easy. #what in the eurydice mangan’s sister and lot’s wife have you done to me #turned into a pillar of salt #i don’t know if i have it in me to be more eloquent about this. it’s just. #out of everything this is just the ultimate tragedy #the fact that it’s just part of an extra. the FIRST extra #i just sit there like i’m supposed to just move on from that????? i’m supposed to read ahead and watch bingqiu fuck #and not want to rip my own heart out?????? #i just. i just. i said i’m not ready to get into it with svsss i just know it’ll break me

[goldengirlgalaxy]

The Princess' Dolls

After Danny has ascended to the throne of the ghost king, something goes wrong with his clone Ellie. Her form destabilizes again, and when they stabilize her, she's physically only five or six years old.

Danny takes to watching her, but looking after a half ghost child is a lot harder than it looks, especially when Ellie learns duplication but can't seem to figure out how to undo it for hours on end, and each clone gets bored really fast. To counter this, Danny makes Ellie a set of dolls, all modeled after the Justice League and various related figures. He even uses a special enchantment he learned to make sure the dolls stay intact no matter what Ellie puts them through.

Ellie loves the dolls and she and her clones have a tendency to put together large productions using them, ranging from superhero fights to sitcom stories to fairy tales to a few 'things' Ellie remembered reading online before she was de aged.

Meanwhile, almost every single Justice League member has been noticing some oddities as of late. They can hear voices from no where, they feel like something is touching them when there is nothing, their muscles sometimes spasm without cause. And, on occasion, they find themselves sleepwalking as they dream of a giant telling a story.

No one brings this to the attention of the other members until several members get knocked out on a mission, only for their unconscious forms to start acting out a play.

(Or Danny accidentally makes several Justice League Voodoo dolls and a young Ellie keeps playing with them)

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #danny phantom #dp x dc prompt #dani phantom #de aging #Danny accidentally makes several Justice League Voodoo Dolls #It's up to you if he made the villains as well #The 'things' Ellie found on the internet was mainly shipping fanfics #Superman and Batman woke up in an awkward position when they passed out during that play session #Are they really Voodoo Dolls if they don't completely control the person? #Neither Ellie nor Danny know about the effects of theses dolls #Up to you if the Justice League is real or fiction in their world #Danny usually watches out her little skits when he has free time #Ellie controls multiple dolls with her clones which is why almost every member feels it #The Justice League is freaking out when they realize someone is messing with all of them at the same time #They are rather shocked to discover its just a half dead princess playing with her toys that no one knew were voodoo dolls

[chuuyafucks]

THIS IS JUST INSANE HONESTLY

#We've all seen thus but it really just shocks me to my core every time. #LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN TJIER RELATIONSIIP IS SOMETHING MORE THAN FRIENDS?!?? #One soul in two different bodies.... #THAT KNOCKED THE WIND OUT OF ME IM ON THE FLOOR GASPING FOR AIR #bsd #nakahara chuuya #skk #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs #soukoku

[rabbitrah]

I am so beyond sick and tired of seeing and hearing comments like this! No one is putting a gun against your head, blue state queer, and saying "Go To Florida/Montana/Tennessee." Why do so many of y'all feel SO comfortable taking any conversation about the shit we're going through here and making it about how YOU wouldn't dare set a toe across the state line? And as if to emphasize how absolutely unempathetic and and unserious they take it all, why is it always phrased in such a cutesy "teehee, I'm sorry 🥰" kind of way?

Stay away if you want to stay away but stop talking to us and about us like this! Catch me in the middle of a field screaming and screaming and screaming and

#I cannot emphasize enough how alienated I feel every time I see shit like this from blue state queers #and you would be shocked at just how often I see it #and I'm done being nice about it #1k

[terracyte]

[Does civilian Bruce even know Duke is a meta? Or is he just like "My son is so chipper that he lights up every room he walks in!" And all the kids are like 👁👄👁] via anon

anon thats the cutest thing ive ever heard- i feel like bruce probably didn't know but the second after he found out he makes this joke immediately and frequently

#something happy for the civvie bruce au!! #thank you all for still sticking around despite me being slow as hell creating anything #i just think. duke! #hes great i love him also himb smile i concur #dc #terra art #bruce wayne #duke thomas #batfam #civilian bruce au #AND LET BRUCE MAKE DAD JOKES I SAY #canon bruce would too honestly #just so infrequently and with a deadpan delivery that people need to do a double take every time #and he only uses it for shock value #and general enjoyment

[savanaclawzz]

SO WHERE WAS SEBEK WHEN ALL THESE OVERBLOTS WERE HAPPENING LIKE???

(Spoilers for the twst books)

Random npc: _____ is overblotting!

Yuu: oh word? Sebek shock the shit outta them.

Sebek: *fucking taser noises*

Like sebek could’ve stopped so much if he just decided to give the overblot boys a little push. Oh leona is about to murder ruggie? Tase him. Riddle is about to impale cater? Tase him. Jamil just launched everybody halfway across the desert? TASE HIM.

The mc wouldn’t have become fucking homeless 7 times if this alligator bitch actually did something

AND WE’RE NOT EVEN GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW THE MC COULDVE JUST TOLD DEUCE TO THROW A CAULDRON AT THE OVERBLOTS.

#twisted wonderland #twst #book 7 spoilers #twst x reader #disney twst #sebek zigvolt #twisted wonderland yuu #just like every time an overblot takes place #you can hear taser noises in the background while the housewarden is screaming #no but he’s so real for that though #I would’ve shocked the shit outta silver because now was NOT the time and place for how he was acting #cry in ur bedroom after the event happens like the rest of us

[fidgetspringer-art]

✦ Linger ✦

#artists on tumblr #art #illustration #my art #digital art #digital drawing #my ocs #noah #oc art #You know that feeling when you're touch starved as all hell so when someone does touch you the feeling sticks around for hours after? #yeah that #with a side of Noah running away from what he REALLY wants but can't allow himself to keep #meaning he's then repeatedly shocked to realise he does in fact end up missing Martin every time he runs off #i'm still having a lot of fun experimenting with some new stuff #really happy with how this one came out though #i think i finally nailed that balance between texture and smoothness i've been trying to achieve for a while now #at the core of these experimets is the hunt for the style i have in mind for a future comic project #and i think this is very close to what i'm after #I want to use pop-art elements like these more as well #those bold colourful outlines and haphazard shapes slapped on top of things #messing with gouache on the side is genuinely helping me think differently when i paint digitally which is very neat #loving the process so far and excited to see what new skills i can learn from this

[tongues--and--teeth]

Guys I think his effigy is ready

#Google Search: What to do if you find your advisor crucifying/burning a semi-life sized doll of you? #wow teeth posting twice in a month? shocking. first time this has ever happened. #teethart #crk #cookie run fanart #cookie run kingdom #fanart #affogato cookie #dark cacao cookie #crk affogato #dark cacao crk #cr fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #tw fire #art #isn’t it crazy it’s been over 2 years since these two have last interacted? #because they didn’t talk in book 14 and they didn’t talk in cookie odyssey and they haven’t been on the same continent every other time #crazy #anyway? I should’ve left that miserable kingdom earlier! Life is so much better now that I’ve left that stubborn old fool #anyway? Leave him/ I don’t eat sweets/ shut your poisonous mouth this instant #is this ship art? maybe. #you can’t prove anything

[chuckyray]

the walten files fans try not to demonize people with addictions, understand these characters are meant to be complex, and learn to grasp the concept of nuance + remorse + grief and fear causing people to make poor choices challenge: impossible

#every time i open that tag i am faced with the most dogshit media literacy and bad faith interpretation of canon the world has ever seen #felix did not KILL the kids. his irresponsible actions lead to their deaths yes but you people talk about him as if #he broke their necks with his bare hands intentionally. he loved them. he was their uncle hed seen them grow up since they were born. #he was in such shock and grief he couldn't make rational choices. did you people not watch guilty or hear his agonizing screams in bunnyfarm #and to top it off people act like this wasnt an accident. how him being an alcoholic and dui causing this ACCIDENT is justification enough #to act as if he deserves to be treated like a murderer. i believe him living with that grief and suffering and losing everyone he ever had #is punishment enough lol. hes sick. hes mentally ill. and we dont even know anything else regarding how or if hes involved in shit #or how its all impacting him. you people just hate people with addictions. #so called progressive people when a mentally ill sick man makes poor choices because hes mentally ill and sick 😡😡😡😡 #anyway. rant over. #twf #the walten files #felix kranken

[softinvasions]

Hornet at Herrah's Altar • Dec. 2023

#p #composition #sonnet #archive #hornet #hollow knight #baby's first metrical break...what do we think......... #local poet is shocked to learn it has improved in the last 2 years despite writing very little. more at whatever time it wakes up #if you were there for my first hornet sonnet this is a rewrite of it that's actually good 🫶 #I've always always always had fun playing with her relationship to the radiance...like she has to just. Not Dream and Not Want or else she #will fall to the infection. I guess you could make the argument that being a demigod grants her immunity but that's less interesting to me #The fight to remember her life and herself through the years of stasis while also shutting every emotion down. I think what we see of her i #the game—esp her emotion towards the end—is the cracks in her armor that she deliberately doesn't fix because she knows one way or another #all of this will end. the burden is off her shoulders

[nostalgia-tblr]

"are people not into that?" i ask, after posting my weird niche shit to the internet, despite knowing it to be weird niche shit.

#jsyk sylkius or anything adjacent to it does not “Do Numbers” in any way and i observed this some time ago #i assume that's the “rival ships” element at work but who knows really #that sort of thing is like femslash in that everyone approves of it but nobody actually reads or writes it #but who would have thought sylvie beating loki with a stick would not bring in droves of readers???! shocking twist there! #& i don't consider sifki a rarepair but my rarepair standards are VERY strict like if there's >5 fics a pairing is basically mainstream #chasing popularity would annoy me though & i just don't have the mental spoons to try writing stuff i wouldn't personally read #yeah i *could* put my blorbos to work in a coffee shop but what cost to my own enjoyment levels? AT WHAT COST FANGELA??? #you can't please everyone so you may as well just please yourself and if anyone else likes it you've found some fellow freaks so yay #i don't mean please yourself in a wanking sense. though feel free to do that too it probably counts as a cardio workout idk. #BUT ANYWAY #fic related #ps i am v glad there's the “warning: loki” tag because i think/hope it acts as a filter for 'he did nothing wrong in his life ever' types #who are Valid & etc obviously but i write my morally grey characters to be morally grey and the tag might help avoid conflict #though tbh i write almost every character to be morally grey in some way so i can't claim to have left my comfort zone here #(i'm not joking when i say the 1987-89 run of Dr Who shaped my entire future fannish life from a young and apparently v impressionable age)

[shadowhearthallowleaf]

watching just ashley’s reaction to this scene is so fun

#critical role #cr spoilers #i’ve watched this a couple times over now #the absolute shock and surprise when she says you lord gets me every time #then she’s just so concerned about it all #ashley johnson #imogen #laudna

[mishapen-dear]

thinking about bad and the way he doesnt rely on anyone unless he has to. he got so caught up in his paranoia last night that a dono had to remind him that, yeah, if a plan to protect the eggs need cooperation he’s going to get it. everyone loves the eggs. but he’s such a single parent its been him and dapper since the beginning and he’s so used to picking up the slack and helping others and Making Sure the eggs would be okay. he was the first one to switch to an axe after the tilin-juanaflippa incident. he doesnt like to trust people, and he doesnt trust that he can rely on people. but... even though that is so ingrained in him that he Forgot everyone would protect the eggs (the eggs!!) he still trusted baghera with dapper. he trusted fit with dapper. forever was one of the first people on his babysitting list and the plan was only changed because dapper wanted to hang out with the french. bad is silly salty about baghera ‘adopting’ dapper, but he’s silly about it. he was talking all yesterday about forever and wanting to talk to him about figuring out strats for protecting the eggs. when he got that dono he didnt wave his hand and go “okay but-“ or think of any other doomsday strategy he was just. happy. because oh, yeah. people will protect the eggs. bad doesnt trust people and he doesnt rely on people but like.... he’s getting there

#qsmp #you could do something v fun with 4halo and bad being pleasantly surprised every time forever does something to protect all the eggs #i think he keeps expecting people to prioritize only their eggs- like philza with chayanne (and to some extent tallulah) #mostly im thinking about the touchstarved trope #of people going >:c at first and then ó.ò when they finally get a hug #thats bad but with tryharding the egg protection #and its him with relying on people #i want something awful to happen to him or dapper just so he can be shocked by how many people tryhard helping him out #i think that could fix me #bbh